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[static]
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- ♪ my dreams are all
Dead and buried ♪
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♪ sometimes I wish the sun
Would just explode ♪
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♪ when god comes and calls me
To his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
Sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ [yodeling]
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- my turn.
- hell no.
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- hey, man, lemme drive
That thing, c'mon!
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- do not touch the trim!
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- aw...
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- hell yeah.
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- hell yes'm.
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- aw, hell.
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- hey!
No!
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- brother early!
- shh!
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- brother!
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- hush, hush.
Shut the hell up.
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- just turn it down
A wee bit lower...
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During the moment of silence.
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- woo!
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Hey, boy, let's us have
Some communion.
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- you know, we only do that
On special occasions.
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- you saying the lord
Ain't special?
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- no!
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- is that what
You're implifying?
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- what I mean is--
- here's to ya, jesus.
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One solid dude.
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- early, you know we changed
That to grape juice.
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- aw, dammit!
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- put down the chalice, now...
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- pick up the money,
Take the money.
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- early, no!
- early, yes!
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- don't forget to bring
The plate back!
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- woo!
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- good luck buying on sunday!
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- I'll have me three cases
Of glug lite ice.
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- yes, sir, yes, sir.
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- jug of wild cherry nightmare,
Chilled.
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- ok, chilled, yes, of course.
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Early, don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me.
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- and a wax rose for my lady.
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- oh, early,
You buying this with money?
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Oh!
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- nope!
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- well, that's good, early,
'cause you know
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You're not supposed to buy
Alcohol on sunday!
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- and you can't brush your damn
Teeth without a damn hook.
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- he done shot off my hand.
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- oh, early.
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I was gonna come see if you
Wanted to play racquetball,
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But now I guess
We'll just be doing this,
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Won't we?
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Well, lookee here.
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Says dan halen's funding
Some kind of clone farm
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Out in shaver county.
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- hmm...
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That don't seem legal.
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- or ethical.
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- maybe y'all should do
A little less reading
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And a little
More trash taking out.
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- you ain't my daddy.
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I do what I want.
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- hey, you think I'm drunk?
- yes.
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- you give me that
Breatheramatornator
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And light it up.
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We'll see.
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- now, just take this here and
Put the blue end in your mouth.
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- I know the damn drill.
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Been pulled over many times.
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[beeping]
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Three more seconds.
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[farts]
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[dings]
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- .63?
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- hey, that's good, ain't it?
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- ha ha! Boy, that's well beyond
Human limits there.
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- for real?
- early, what are you doing?
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- making a cocktail.
- early!
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- just a little hair
Of the dog.
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> now, that ain't gonna work,
Early.
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The alcohol, you see, is
Filtered down in your liver
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And stored in the pancreas...
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I think.
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- uh, can you just point to it.
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[thud]
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- uh, hey, daddy.
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- uh...
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- ain't you gonna beat my ass?
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Work out your frustrations?
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About always being behind
The 8-ball and everything?
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Being this close
To something real
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Just to get knocked back
Down again?
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- yeah, then you finish
With him
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And take to wailing on me.
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You know...
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You challenge me on something
I can't possibly answer,
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Like, "Hey, why's it still dark,
Bitch?"
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- ha ha! That sounds
Like something I'd say.
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- then you unleash the thunder.
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- oh, my patience is thin.
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Anyway, how was your day, son?
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- uh, it was good, you know.
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I mean, you didn't whoop my ass
Or nothin'.
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That's always a plus.
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- all in all, it was
A pretty good day.
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Yeah.
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- didn't ask you,
But all right.
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So, y'all want to go to town
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And get some ice cream
On your daddy?
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- you talking about ice cream?
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Hell yeah, I'm gonna go
Get me some--
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- hell no, that's stupid.
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I can't even tell a damn funny
Joke with you dumb asses.
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Now, you fetch me some damn
Drinking liquor.
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- aw, come on, daddy, you ain't
Got to drink to have fun.
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Why don't you stay around
Here with us?
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- look, there's
A new spider web.
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- oh, god.
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- I'll get him.
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- son of a...
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- [mother mumbling]
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[fly buzzing]
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Oh, leave...
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- oh...
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[heavy drag on cigarette]
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- [coughing and hacking]
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- er...
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- ah, gotcha.
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- uh...
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- ha ha!
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- [yelling]
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- mm...
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- [laughter]
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- ha ha!
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- and...
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Dismount!
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Stuck it.
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Perfect 10, bitches.
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Oh!
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- aw, dammit I'm bored!
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- ha ha ha!
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- dammit, what the hell
Are you watching?
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- ha ha!
"Good times."
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Ha ha, go, j.J.
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Ha ha!
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- turn it.
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- no.
I like "Good times."
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- you 'bout to have you
Some bad times
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When I drop an atomic
Elbow on that damn skull.
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You understand what I'm saying,
Little gal?
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- ha ha!
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- you better listen to me!
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I'm gonna crack that damn
Orbital bone!
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- yeah.
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You ain't as strong
When you're sober.
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- grr...
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- dammit, I need me some
Liquor!
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[engine starts]
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Grr...
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- we don't sell alcohol on
Sunday...
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Or ever.
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- what the hell did you say?
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- this is a private residence.
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- oh, I'm sorry
For the forced intrusion.
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How you doing, glen?
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I didn't know ya lived here.
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See ya monday!
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Grr...
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[tires squeal]
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What the hell--
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- sorry, you can't buy
On sunday here.
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- dammit!
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That's a bunch of horse--
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- sundays are dry here, too.
- aw, hell.
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- but the age of consent's
Only 14.
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Come on in and get you a wife,
Stay awhile.
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- oh, don't mind him.
He's just after tourist money.
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- dear lord, please allow
This dangerous combination
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Of hair spray, fat slobber,
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And d.O.T.
For automatic transmission fluid
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To excite my mind,
Occupy my spirits,
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And enrage my body,
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Provoking me to kick any man or
Woman in the back of the head
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Regardless of what he or she has
Or has not done unto me.
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All my best, early cuyler.
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- amen.
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- damn, that was gonna be
A lambic triple bock.
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- it don't have to be this way.
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You vote yes on prop 421.
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- bill, stand down!
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- get off your duff,
Make a change.
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Every vote makes a--
[gunshot]
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- sorry, early, that's my twin
Brother phil from kansas.
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[gunshot]
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- sorry, early.
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Just my twin brother phil
From kansas...
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Again.
[gunshot]
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- sorry, early, that's just
My phil brother twin
From kansas.
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[gunshot]
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- sorry, early, that's just--
[gunshot]
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- sorry, early--
[gunshot]
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- sorry, e--
[gunshots]
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- don't mind him.
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His name's phil.
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- see ya later.
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- vote yes, good citizens,
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On proposition 421.
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- vote no on prop 421!
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It's the tool of the devil.
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Represents and symbolizes
All that is evil.
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Sing it out.
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Vote no on prop 421...
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- oh, come on!
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Allow me three minutes
To speak my mind.
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Democracy is all about
Individual lib--
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- clone army in position, sir.
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- all right,
You stupid clones,
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Go forth...
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And vote yes!
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Do my bidding!
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Ha ha!
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Get in there,
You pathetic sheep.
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[door bell rings]
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- oh, you must be phil.
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I've heard so much
About you...
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About y'all.
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- no, no, no!
In there!
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The courthouse,
You stupid clones.
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Ha ha!
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Obey!
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[ice cream truck music]
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[marching slows]
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- ice cream?
- no, no!
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Inside where the voting is!
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00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:05,010
- ice cream.
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00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:06,025
- [all yelling "Ice cream"]
237
00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:08,015
- I will give you ice cream
After the vote!
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00:10:08,017 --> 00:10:10,018
I have ice cream here!
Look!
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- and a child will lead them.
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00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,023
You got the wheel, bacon?
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- hell, yeah.
I'm driving!
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Wa-hoo!
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- keep the wheel straight.
Just follow the sign there.
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- "Hot fire straight ahead."
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You want me to follow
That one?
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- thy will be done!
- ice cream!
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- ice cream!
- ice cream!
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00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:31,006
- fire!
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00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:33,016
- fire!
250
00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:36,004
- you're ruining everything!
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That's not even an ice cream
Truck!
252
00:10:38,002 --> 00:10:41,007
Aah!
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- seems to me if you bought
Your sunday beer
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On saturday night,
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This becomes a complete
Non-issue.
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[engine starts]
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Aah!
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[explosion]
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- inconvenient.
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