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[music playing]
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Hello, Fargo.
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Ah, [inaudible] hello.
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You have Chris looking
great for the competition.
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Thanks, lads.
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Ah Father Crilly, hello there.
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Fargo.
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How's the champ?
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Ah he's great.
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Few quid on him
this year, father?
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I'll put the entire annual
heating allowance on him
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to win.
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If he doesn't win, what
does that mean, Father?
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Well, we won't
have any heating.
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But if the rest of the year
stays as warm as the summer,
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we're laughing.
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[inaudible] it's Chris, he's the
champ, talk about a safe bet.
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Giant, have you heard
about this creature
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going around terrorizing
sheep on the island?
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No.
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Tell me more.
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They say it's as
big as a jaguar.
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The car?
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No, the big cat thing.
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And its face is all teeth, big
white teeth as sharp as nails.
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Has it killed yet?
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No, but it's only
a matter of time.
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I hope It doesn't
get any of my sheep.
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No man's sheep is safe.
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Oh dear.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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MAN: (ECHOING)
Has it killed yet?
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MAN: No, but it's
only a matter of time.
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Big white teeth
has sharp as nails.
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[howling]
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[drumming]
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[gunshots]
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Dougal, give the
album arrest now.
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Ah, come on, Ted,
it's brilliant.
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I think people will
soon give up listening
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to pop music and listen to
this type of thing instead.
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You know, from what
I hear in the charts
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today I'm not sure if that's
not happening already.
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What?
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This is so good
though, Ted, isn't it?
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They've got all kinds of things.
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As if by magic, I can create a
big crowd of invisible ducks.
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[steam whistle]
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Or take you on a trip
into darkest Africa.
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[toilet flushing]
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Or bring you into a spooky
castle on a stormy night.
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[phone ringing]
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Oooooh.
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Ooooh.
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Hello, Craggy Island
Parochial House,
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father Ted Crilly speaking.
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(STUTTERING) Father.
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Fargo?
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Father, can you
come over here quick?
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Certainly, Fargo.
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What seems to be the--
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[dial tone]
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I have to go out,
Dougal, there's
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something off with Fargo Boyle.
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Mrs. Doyle, you all right?
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You look terrible,
doesn't she Dougal?
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Awful, Ted.
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I didn't get
much sleep, Father.
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I kept thinking I heard
this terrible howling noise.
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Oh, that'd be the beast.
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What's this now?
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There's something terrible
on the moors, Father.
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[creepy sound effect]
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Moors?
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We don't have any moors.
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Well then there's
something terrible roaming
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around the place where normally
that would be moors, Father.
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They think it might be
a kind of giant fox.
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[thunder]
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Dougal.
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Sorry.
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Ted, it couldn't
be Jack, could it?
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You could see how someone might
mistake him for a big mad cat.
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Don't forget, Dougal,
during leap years
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Father Jack is
very much affected
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by the changing of the seasons.
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For a short while, a marvelous
serenity enters his life
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and he is at one with nature.
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He's great when
he's in the mood.
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If only it lasted a bit longer.
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I'd better go
and make some tea.
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[squelching]
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Dougal, I told you to
turn off that record.
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But it is off.
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What do you mean Chris
isn't in the competition?
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He's the champ, you
have to enter him.
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All this talk of the
beast has got to him,
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his nerves are shot.
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I took a photo of
him this morning.
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Nerves?
I mean, Fargo, it's a sheep.
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He always had a very
artistic temperament, Father.
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But I mean, he's not a
concert pianist, he's a sheep.
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I don't see how--
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oh my God.
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I mean, when you
compare it with what
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he looked like last year.
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It's like two completely
different sheep.
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He's off his food,
he's not sleeping,
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and he's started to burp.
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[crying]
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What am I going to do.
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Fargo, pull yourself together.
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Chris needs you now more
than he's ever needed you.
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Come on, I want to see him.
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He doesn't want to
see anybody, Father.
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Fargo, that's an order.
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Take me to see Chris
the unhappy sheep.
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God, Dougal, you
should have seen him,
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he's just a shadow of a sheep.
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I'm not surprised,
Ted, if I was a sheep I'd
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be watching my back right now.
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Why?
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Because of the beast.
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They say it's as
big as four cats
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and it's got a
retractable leg so's
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it can leap up at you better.
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And do you know what, Ted?
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It lights up at night.
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And it's got four ears, two
of them are for listening
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and the other two are
kind of back up ears.
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Are it's claws are as big
as cups and for some reason,
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it's got a tremendous
fear of stamps.
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Mrs. Doyle was telling me that
it's got magnets on its tail
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so's if you're made out of metal
it can attach itself to you.
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And instead of a
mouth, it's four asses.
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Dougal, it's a legend,
it doesn't exist.
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Right Ted, the way The Phantom
of the Opera doesn't exist.
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The Phantom of the
Opera doesn't exist.
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Look, I'm not going to get
into this what does exist
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and what doesn't exist
debate again, OK?
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But I'm going to have to
insist you add those last two
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examples to the chart.
- But Ted--
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Dougal.
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No I'm more worried about
that bet I put on Chris
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becoming King of the Sheep.
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You don't think
he'll win, then?
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No burping sheep
has ever won it.
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What about Big
Brendan in 1983?
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Fluke.
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Anyway, it's just
a heating budget.
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And look what the
weather news says.
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Ted, that's last
year's weather news.
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What?
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This is this year's.
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Oh no.
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I'll have to go and see
if John and Mary will let
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me take my money back tomorrow.
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I might go down with
you, see if they've
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got another sound effects
album, volume five.
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Fair enough.
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Good night then, Dougal.
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[howling]
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I bet Some of his ears are
on the inside of his head.
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And when he yawns
it sounds like Liam
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Neeson chasing a load of
hens around inside of barrel.
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Hello, Fargo.
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And he doesn't have
any eyebrows at all
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except on Saturdays.
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[yelling]
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And you can stay
in there until
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you learn some feckin' manners.
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MARY: [inaudible] bastard.
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And I've thrown away the key.
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How do you like that, huh?
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Hello, John.
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Hello Father Crilly,
hello Father McGuire.
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Where's Mary?
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Oh, she's aware
that her mother's.
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MARY: No.
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Is there someone
in the cupboard?
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MARY: Hello, Fathers.
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Mary?
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Oh, Mary, I forgot
you were there.
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I thought you were
at your mother's.
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MARY: No, I didn't go to
my mother's after all.
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I'm in the cupboard.
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Mary, what are
you doing in there?
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Oh, I know.
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It's because of this beast
of Craggy Island thing.
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I thought that Mary would
be safer in the cupboard.
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MARY: That's right,
I'm better off here.
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What can I do you for, Father?
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Well, a pack of
20 [inaudible]..
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MARY: Certainly, Father.
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I'll get them, love,
you stay in the cupboard.
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John, can I have a word?
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MARY: Is Father McGuire there?
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I am.
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Hello, Mary.
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MARY: Lovely day,
isn't it, Father?
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Oh yes.
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MARY: You're looking
great, anyway.
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I'm sorry, Father,
a bet's a bet.
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It's just that if the girl
doesn't have the operation,
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she won't be able to fetch
water for her village.
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I am sorry, Father.
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It's a pity you didn't
wait, though, the odds
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have lengthened to
20 to 1 on account
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of Chris's nervous troubles.
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Anyway, your cigarettes.
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Thanks.
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Ted, they don't have
the sound effects album.
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We might as well just go.
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MARY: Bye Fathers.
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Bye.
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Bye
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MARY: Well, I hope
you're satisfied.
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Ah, shut up.
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Look, there's Giant Reid.
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Hello, Giant.
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What are you thinking
about there, Ted?
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You should see the big
serious look in your face.
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I can't see Chris winning
this competition, Dougal.
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Ted, it's pointless
even thinking about it,
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you're only wasting your time.
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There's nothing we can
do about the situation.
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We just have to accept
the fact and that's that.
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How about we bring Chris
over here for a while?
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Maybe the change
will do him good?
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Oh wow, brilliant.
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I knew there was
something we could.
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Didn't I say it?
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Didn't I say it to you
there just a second ago?
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No.
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No you didn't.
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You said the exact opposite.
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There was absolutely
nothing we could do.
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Actually, Ted,
you've done this to me
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before so I took the liberty
of taping the conversation.
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Now, if we just have a listen.
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(RECORDING) Ted, it's pointless
even thinking about it,
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you're only wasting your time.
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There's nothing we can
do about the situation.
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We've just got to accept
the fact and that's that.
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I stand corrected.
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Ah, there he is now, anyway.
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[burp]
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I'm still not sure
about this now, Father.
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Don't worry, Fargo, by
the next time you see him,
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he'll be a new sheep.
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If not, we'll make him into
a jumper and a few chops.
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[laughter]
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00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,039
I'm terribly sorry.
262
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,039
That was just tasteless.
263
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:30,960
I am terribly, terribly sorry.
264
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,000
I'll be off then.
265
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,360
OK.
266
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,000
And, seriously, if
there's one place he' can
267
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,080
be sure of peace and quiet--
268
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,519
[shouting]
269
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,799
I think it would
be an insult to you
270
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:55,960
if I finished that sentence.
271
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,440
You're up early, Father.
272
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,120
Ah, yes.
273
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,120
We're off to try and get Chris
into shape for the competition.
274
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,720
Do you think
would our new guest
275
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,919
like a cup of tea, Father?
276
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,639
The little sheep fellow.
277
00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:17,759
I don't think they
drink tea, Mrs. Doyle,
278
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:21,039
not unless you have
some special sheep tea.
279
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:21,960
Yes.
280
00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:26,840
What?
281
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,480
I do have some sheep
tea in the kitchen.
282
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,919
Right, well, give him--
give him some of that, then.
283
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:35,840
OK so.
284
00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:40,879
God, Ted, it's nearly midday.
285
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,639
Did we have to
get up this early?
286
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,399
Has to be done, Dougal.
287
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:46,559
We've got to get
Chris from looking
288
00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:50,240
like this to looking like this.
289
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,679
[music playing]
290
00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:27,919
His
291
00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:29,679
Hello, Father.
292
00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:32,080
Did you-- is he--
293
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,519
I'm sorry.
294
00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:35,039
We tried everything.
295
00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:41,240
Ah well, I suppose I
better take him home.
296
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,480
Ah-ha.
297
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,759
Ah-ha, gotcha.
298
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:50,679
What'd you do?
299
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:51,919
What'd you do?
300
00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:53,960
Just did my best.
301
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,799
I don't know what to say.
302
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,799
Father, can I buy you
a drink to celebrate?
303
00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:59,000
Oh, all right.
304
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,639
Dougal, you mind
Chris till we get back
305
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:01,960
and don't let him wander off.
306
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,240
Keep an eye on him.
307
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,519
And keep that front door closed.
- OK, Ted.
308
00:16:09,559 --> 00:16:13,440
He's the best
feckin' sheep ever.
309
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:15,720
Little sheep face.
310
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,360
And you have to
say it, [inaudible]
311
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,600
Really?
312
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,679
He only cost 23 pounds, 23.
313
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:27,080
There's some clause where I
have to pay more if his image is
314
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,720
ever used on stamps.
315
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,960
But still, a great bargain
for such a happy sheep.
316
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,759
[laughter]
317
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:42,000
Is that [inaudible]?
318
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,480
Yeah.
319
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,960
Is he wearing a crown.
320
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,200
[interposing voices]
321
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,000
Very good, yes.
322
00:16:59,120 --> 00:16:59,879
Good-bye.
323
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,000
Dougal, I noticed that the
front door is wide open.
324
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,559
Oh it is, yes, Ted.
325
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,759
And I see that we are
currently sheepless.
326
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,640
Oh.
327
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:17,160
[screaming]
328
00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:20,880
Dougal, I told you to
keep the front door closed.
329
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,039
Now just hold it there, Ted.
330
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,480
(RECORDING) Don't let him
wander off, keep an eye on him
331
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,440
[howling]
332
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,279
And keep that front door--
333
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,160
What's that?
334
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,119
The beast, come on.
335
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,759
How will we know
which way to go?
336
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,480
Sheep, like all
wool bearing animals,
337
00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:44,240
instinctively travel
north where it's colder
338
00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:47,079
and they won't be so stuffy.
339
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,960
So we have to go north.
340
00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:49,880
Which way is north?
341
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,119
I don't know.
342
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,039
[howling]
343
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,920
Quick.
344
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,920
It seems to be coming
from all around us.
345
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,839
The Sioux Indians in
the Arizona desert
346
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,599
used to be able to pinpoint
exact location of Buffalo
347
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,279
by gauging the
position of the moon
348
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,319
and putting their
ears to the ground.
349
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,279
Actually Ted, maybe the sound
is coming from that stereo.
350
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,759
[howling]
351
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,079
[burp]
352
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,119
Ted, it's Chris.
353
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,119
Is he all right.
354
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,480
He's fine.
355
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,119
He must have realized
it was just a big stereo
356
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,799
hanging from a tree.
357
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,079
Let's bring him home, Dougal.
358
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,680
I think I'm beginning to figure
out what's been going on.
359
00:18:57,319 --> 00:19:01,480
Well, it's been
an easy decision.
360
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:06,759
There's one out and out winner
and rather them waste time
361
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:12,519
with a speech, I get on with
the job of announcing the winner
362
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:18,640
who today has come first in
this competition to see who
363
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:23,039
the winner is in the King
of the Sheep competition
364
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,799
that we have all come
to today wondering
365
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:33,240
who, indeed, will it be who wins
the prize of King of the Sheep.
366
00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,759
The winner of this year's King
of the Sheep competition is--
367
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,640
Stop.
368
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,680
What is the meaning of this?
369
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:49,559
This competition is a
sham and a fraud and a sham.
370
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,359
How dare you?
371
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,680
There has been a
deliberate and scurrilous
372
00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:58,000
attempt to sabotage this high
profile sheep competition.
373
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,519
Those responsible are
in this very room.
374
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,279
Giant Reid and Hud Hastings.
375
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,359
[murmuring]
376
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,319
Fuckin' hell.
377
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,599
You better have something
to back that up with, Father.
378
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,119
Oh, I do, I do.
379
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,960
You were the ones who
constantly chattered
380
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,759
of the so-called
Beast of Craggy Island
381
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,079
always within hearing
distance of Chris the sheep.
382
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,640
Fargo, how's the champion.
383
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,759
And it was you who
used the copy of "BBC's
384
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,240
Sound Effects, Volume
Five" to add weight
385
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,559
to those fanciful claims.
386
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,200
Create An impressionable
sheep could not help
387
00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:34,119
but be convinced by
the late night howlings
388
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,480
of terrible monster type A.
389
00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:39,079
Is this true?
390
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,359
Well, well, well.
391
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,799
What a pretty picture
father Crilly has painted.
392
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:52,640
How dare you bring shame on
this celebration of sheep.
393
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,519
Don't be too hard on them--
394
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,720
sorry I don't know your name.
395
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:56,880
Allen.
396
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,119
Don't be too hard
on them, Allen.
397
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,400
They were simply pawns.
398
00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:05,680
The real villain and this
piece has yet to be revealed.
399
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,279
Fargo Boyle.
400
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,240
What?
401
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,200
[murmuring]
402
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:12,599
Fuckin' hell.
403
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,880
That's nonsenses.
404
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,079
Not I'll just go now
and take my trophy.
405
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,200
It was you who was
disappointed at the poor odds
406
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,400
Chris was receiving, you
who planned to manipulate
407
00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:24,039
those odds by sabotaging
your own sheep
408
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,119
and then staging a
miraculous recovery
409
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,960
on the day of the competition.
410
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,000
You who paid Giant and Hud
to talk about the beast
411
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:32,519
in front of Chris.
412
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:37,000
Ah Hud, Giant, hello there.
413
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,960
But you didn't count on the
vanity of your accomplices
414
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:45,680
who used their new found wealth
to buy a fur coat and a crown.
415
00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:52,119
And it was you
who bought the BBC
416
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:57,000
sound effects record just before
Father Dougal had a chance to.
417
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,519
You gave the sheep to me
knowing that as a priest
418
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,240
with an intuitive
understanding of sheep,
419
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,440
I could nurse him
back to health.
420
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,200
You, you, you.
421
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:20,359
Chris, Chris, it's
not true, it's not true.
422
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,119
No, no, no, don't look
at me, don't look at me.
423
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:30,440
Should I call
the police, Father?
424
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:31,880
No.
425
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,039
He's lost the
trust of his sheep,
426
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,119
that's punishment
enough for a farmer
427
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,720
who deals primarily with sheep.
428
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:43,799
Now if you'll excuse me, there's
a bit of a stench in here
429
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,079
and I need some fresh air.
430
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,200
One thing, Ted, if Chris
has been disqualified,
431
00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:56,559
doesn't that mean
you've lost the heating
432
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,440
allowance money on the bet?
433
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,880
I know it's a
radical step, Dougal,
434
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,839
but it is very, very cold.
435
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,440
See you in three
months, then, Ted.
436
00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:24,440
[music playing]
437
00:23:24,559 --> 00:23:27,400
[applause]
438
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,759
Actually, better go
to the toilet first.
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