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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Can't we just do it like we normally

do it?

You never have any problems with the pleasure

levels then.

I'm trying to expand our horizons.

Well, I still feel stupid.

Oh yeah?

Now how do you feel?

How do I feel about what?

About what I'm wearing.

Charlene, I can't see you.

Right.

Very nice.

Now what?

Now I seduce you.

Charlene, you don't have to seduce me.

I'm already right here.

Will you just let me do this my

way, okay?

Hello Chuck, Darlene and Melissa.

If you are viewing this, assume the worst.

M6, the newly formed government intelligence agency, has

threatened to take over the time travel program.

The only way to prevent them from changing

history to suit their own needs is to

send out return beacons into the time travel

frame.

In the event they should seize this machine,

this would stop them dead in their tracks.

You'll find detailed instructions I left on the

pads behind.

Melissa will have the password.

I know this is a lot to ask,

but the fate of all humanity depends on

it.

Good luck.

Whoa, talk about impossible missions.

You can say that again.

I've programmed the timelight coordinates into the activating

remote.

Once the sequence starts, we can skip through

time, plant the beacons, and be home before

dinner.

I thought we weren't allowed to travel through

time until after we graduated.

We might affect the timeline.

We have to take that chance.

This is wrong.

You heard Professor Conrad.

It's the only way to stop the M6.

When she said assume the worst, what did

she mean?

It means Professor Conrad is no longer with

us.

Hey, this is a restricted area.

Only people with level 2 clearance are allowed

in.

I have level 1 clearance.

That's clearance enough.

You're with M6.

Very smart.

I can see why you're at the top

of your class.

I thought you guys traveled in packs.

My partner is rounding up the rest of

your classmates now.

And what about Professor Conrad?

She took an unauthorized trip in the time

machine.

We don't know exactly where she is right

at the moment.

Good for her.

I'd rather think it was the coward's way

out.

But no matter.

We can set the record straight soon enough.

What do you mean?

You three are working for us now.

Professor Conrad had a rather nasty habit of

encrypting her work so that only she could

use the machine.

But she trusted you.

I want the access codes and information on

how to use them.

Why should we help you?

Did I mention that you have no choice?

That's set on vaporize.

And your point is?

Point is, if you hurt all of us,

then no one will help you.

But I don't have to wipe out all

of you.

Just one.

As an example.

Now, which one will it be?

All right.

I'll give you the codes.

Melissa!

I don't want to be the one he

chooses.

You can't do this.

Watch me.

Back off.

There's nothing we can do.

I'm glad to see you're being reasonable.

Can you help me with the quantum buffers?

What should I do?

Open up the chamber and make sure that

the flux capacitors are in sync with the

program.

How will I know?

The lights go blue, green, blue, red.

Hello?

When does the sequence start?

Now!

What did you do?

I got rid of them.

Don't worry.

I sent them back to the ice ages.

We'll pull them back when we're done with

what we have to do.

And what if they dismantle the machine while

we're traveling?

Then it was nice knowing you.

What's the plan?

Okay, when the red light flashes, you have

30 seconds to next launch.

Make sure you don't let go of the

remote.

Each launch is programmed to put you in

a particular period for exactly one hour.

Find the best place for the beacon and

get out.

Got it?

Got it.

And if you find Professor Conrad, bring her

back with you.

Be careful.

You be careful.

Spare me.

Come on.

We don't have a lot of time, so

to speak.

You're next.

Suckers.

What the hell was that all about?

I had to send you somewhere.

The ice age!

Don't be such a big baby.

They're gone?

Off to do our work.

How long?

A couple hours, and the entire timeline will

be mapped out for us.

So they're going to do all of our

dirty work, and we're going to get to

reap the rewards.

You're so evil.

I know.

Don't you love it?

Now come here.

Let me see if I can warm you

up.

What's that?

I don't know.

You scrambled the sequences.

I did?

I can't track them.

They're lost in time.

That's a bad thing, right?

Yes, it is a bad thing.

I don't want to be king, and you

can't make me.

Arthur, some men are born into greatness.

Others have it thrust upon them.

You pulled Excalibur from the stone.

It's your lot in life.

Yeah, but if I knew it was going

to be like this, I'd have taken one

look at that bloody sword and kept on

running.

Well, keep it up, Arthur, and you're going

to lose the kingdom.

Not to mention all the fringe benefits.

And that's another thing.

You promised me a wife.

Where's my wife?

You won't even let me have any fun

with those serving wenches.

No, I must be pure.

I must be chaste.

For my bride.

Boax!

Look, Arthur, Guinevere will be here soon enough.

Of course, had you approved the funds to

upgrade the roads, she'd be here even sooner.

Paperwork.

All I do is paperwork.

No, I want to fight in a battle.

Arthur, you are giving me a headache.

Witch!

Hi.

Sorry.

I was supposed to beam into an unpopulated

area.

Can we pretend this didn't happen?

She's a witch.

She was sent to destroy me.

Do something, Merlin.

Relax, Arthur.

Arthur?

Merlin?

Oh, boy.

Berkeley?

This is Berkeley.

I found a mirror from someplace.

I want to be in someplace other than

where you are now.

Me, too.

Look, I have to be going.

I guess I could stay for a minute

or two.

We're going to a big march.

Want to come?

Yeah, it's the biggest protest against the imperialistic

war machine yet.

I don't have time.

You don't have time for peace?

That's, like, such a bummer.

I'm on a really tight schedule.

You need to mellow out.

Totally.

I know a guy who's uptight like you.

What happened?

I don't know, Star.

Do you remember him?

Was he the one with the backpack?

No, that was the other guy.

No, I don't remember him.

I really have to be going.

I'm sorry I disturbed you.

Wait.

Before you go, have a brownie.

Yeah, have a brownie.

Fine.

I'll have a brownie.

You happy now?

These are good.

Have another one.

Yes, General.

I...

But...

But...

We had...

Yes, General?

Yes, sir.

I'm in so much trouble.

Don't talk to me.

You know, this is all your fault.

If we don't get him back, we could

infect the whole timeline.

Now you're worried about the timeline?

Before, you wanted to jump all over history

and do God only knows what.

I was just following orders.

That's what I get for following orders.

You're in love with me?

Back off.

I'm a scientist.

I'm trying to work.

I have to reset the remotes to be

on the same sequence.

But I can't lock on.

It's so confusing.

Step away from the machine.

Professor Conrad?

We were so worried about you.

Spare me.

I know all about you and him.

Roy!

Relax.

I only stunned him.

Nasty.

And last but not least, the master bedroom.

I know it's a little manly, but now

that you're here, feel free to do what

you want with the place.

My castle is your castle.

That's very nice, but...

I've been meaning to ask you, what exactly

is this garb you're wearing?

Uh, it's the latest fashion from Paris.

Huh.

Well, you would know best.

Would you remove it now?

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

My manners.

Would you remove it now, please?

I can't do that.

Did someone tell you that I'm the king?

And when I give you an order, you

must obey it.

Okay.

This has gone on long enough.

Listen, I'm not who you think I am.

I'm sorry, but I must be on my

way.

No, no.

I'm sorry.

What a rogue and peasant slave I am.

You want to be wooed, and you should

be wooed.

Give me a moment.

I'll be right back.

How did you get in here?

Forgive me.

An old magician's trick.

Listen, I think I'm way in over my

head.

You're on a mission from a future time.

How did you...

I'm sorry, I can't comment on that.

Listen, I know all, I see all.

Think about your history.

Merlin, he ages backwards.

I'm already supposed to know what happened.

But how?

Mysteries of the universe.

It took me a bit of a time

to remember, but what I know is you

are to be here at this moment and

to be with Arthur.

When you say, be with, you mean...

In the connubial sense.

What happened?

You've had a bad trip, man.

Here, let me comfort you.

No, thank you.

Star, Moonbeam!

Chuck!

Where are we?

County Lockup.

The pigs busted us before we got to

the protest.

I'm so bummed out, it's not even funny.

Try to get in touch with your shop

guys.

I can't be in here.

Good Lord, they usually let us out in

24 hours.

24 hours?

No, no, that's not going to work.

Guard!

Guard!

Don't do that, that only makes a matter.

So what do you say?

History is counting on you.

Here we go, everything a lady needs.

We were just talking about you.

Who was?

Oh boy.

Okay.

Pay attention, I'm only going to do this

once.

Uh, do what?

Oh boy.

Today, I am a man.

I am very happy for you.

Go back to bed, I want you to

teach me some more.

I'm sorry Arthur, I have to leave.

But you just got here.

I have work to do.

I could lock you up in the tower.

I'd never do that.

Darlene, marry me.

What?

Marry me, be my queen.

But what about Guinevere?

She's probably some dumpy old damsel with a

mustache.

It's you that I love.

Together, we can rule over all of Camelot.

I don't think that's the way things are

supposed to be.

Ask Merlin.

But he's been wrong before.

He has?

Oh yeah, all the time.

I think it's those potions he makes, you

know?

One whiff of those and your head's in

the clouds.

That can't be happening.

I'm going to go summon my royal tailor

to make you some clothes.

I can't have my queen running around in

a blanket.

Queen Darlene?

I can't.

You were just using me, weren't you?

I was at first, but then things changed.

I really like you, Melissa.

You're just saying that because you're tied up.

No, I mean it.

What about your work for the M6?

To hell with them.

They're talking about us.

I'm so confused.

Melissa, look me in the eye.

You can tell how I feel.

I think I found them.

Where in time are they?

Darlene is somewhere in the Middle Ages and

Chuck's in the 1960s.

I've been sending signals to his remote, but

he's not answering.

What about recalling Darlene first?

No, I need to get Chuck here first.

I think I should travel back to 1968

to go find him.

No, I'll go.

I made this mess.

I want to fix it.

I don't know.

Please?

I want you to trust me again.

All right.

You have half an hour, and then I'm

sending you back here.

Okay.

Remember, observe.

Don't interact.

This doesn't look like 1968.

I'm done.

I'm finished.

I'm telling you, Giuseppe, it's done.

I'm finished.

I'm done.

I'm through.

But, Master, you've only just begun.

And I know when I'm finished.

Look at these.

A man who flies.

Another word of submersible.

What was I thinking?

I'm telling you, this Renaissance is so overrated.

But, Master...

No, no, but, Master me.

Clean this up, burn it.

I am through.

Who's there?

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Hiding.

Well, you're not doing a very good job.

Who's that?

Yes, the great man himself, Leonardo da Vinci.

Wow.

I suppose you want an autograph.

Everybody wants an autograph.

Did you know he invented the autograph?

Before he came along, nobody signed anything.

I was just...

I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

Well, it doesn't matter.

You heard him.

He's quitting the business, which means I'm back

cleaning stables.

He's not going to quit.

Trust me, he's going to make a lot

of great art.

I don't think so.

He hasn't been inspired lately.

And without inspiration, the man is...

Well, you saw how he was.

What about the Mona Lisa?

The statue of David?

No, that was Michelangelo.

But still...

What?

Who?

Maybe I am too early.

Hold it right there.

What?

The way the light is hitting you.

Your eyes.

You're beautiful.

Really?

Don't move.

Master, I've got a beautiful...

I've seen all the models in Venice and

Rome.

I mean, they're all sad.

Look.

I told you.

I'm going to be leaving soon.

Don't move.

Giuseppe, my paints for brush.

Coming, Master.

I can't pose for him.

You have to.

It's the only way you'll go to work.

No, he means me.

It has to be just him and the

model.

I'll be right outside.

I am back, baby.