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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,340 Dang, Beej. 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,051 Remember I used to bring you out here when we first met? 3 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,721 We'd do picnics and hook-ups, 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,181 play tag. 5 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,017 We ain't never gonna do that again. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,686 I mean, we can come out here and eat or-shit, whatever, 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,229 but it's just not the same. 8 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,523 You know what I mean? 9 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,692 I actually wanna show you something that 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,029 Dr. Watson and I have been working on. 11 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,074 BJ, if y'all have graduated to cock stuff, 12 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,160 I don't wanna see it. 13 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,496 Just step back. 14 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,383 Dr. Watson. 15 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,882 BJ, can you check your chimp? 16 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,717 Judy, don't misbreed Dr. Watson. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,552 He's a capuchin, not a chimp. 18 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,471 Dr. Watson, come here. 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,639 Let's not get sidetracked. 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,808 I was just about to show you. 21 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,394 Behold. 22 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,281 What are you doing? 23 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,579 BJ. 24 00:01:24,202 --> 00:01:26,168 Whoa. 25 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,378 Beej! Oh, my God. 26 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,671 Blast it! I was close. 27 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:30,672 You really were, BJ. 28 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,425 You were so close! 29 00:01:51,521 --> 00:01:53,612 You did it, BJ! 30 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,655 You did it! 31 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,074 I did it! I did it! 32 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,869 I am healed! 33 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,382 They let a homosexual in our midst! 34 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,593 Pastor Vance Simkins of Simkins Family Ministries 35 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,513 was booed off stage for an outburst 36 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,056 at a religious awards show. 37 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,100 Ooh, burn. 38 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,434 I fucking love this. 39 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,435 I'm gonna come. 40 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,062 I love it so much. 41 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,856 Look at that. 42 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,984 That's the face of a fucking beaten man right there. 43 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,195 I wanna make it the damn wallpaper on my home screen. 44 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,573 He is a very negative man, 45 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,492 so I don't feel bad that you're gloating. 46 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,244 Kelvin won that award himself 47 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,705 by standing up for what he believes in. 48 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,165 Praise be. 49 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,293 Well, I mean, technically, Kelvin beat him. 50 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,086 But I was the main one, you know, 51 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,838 pushing him to get out there. 52 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,131 Mm. 53 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,465 Really? 54 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,925 Because Judy said that she pushed him. 55 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,093 Well, no. 56 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:00,179 I mean, Judy was mainly, like, witnessing the pushing. 57 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,597 I was the main one doing the pushing. 58 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,973 I was the pushing force, for sure. 59 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,474 OK. 60 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:07,020 Sucks I'm gonna get zero public glory for it. 61 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,813 You know, there is satisfaction 62 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,356 in being somebody behind the scenes 63 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,442 who had an influence. 64 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:15,485 A more mature dignity in not needing 65 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,197 any credit for it, though. 66 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,282 A hidden figure, so to speak. 67 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,283 Maybe. 68 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,953 Very interesting concept. 69 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,071 Hey, Dr. Watson, give me a roll. 70 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,577 Mm. 71 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,912 What the fuck? 72 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,205 That's nasty! 73 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,581 We need a new basket. 74 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,792 That damn dirty-ass monkey touched all the rolls. 75 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,544 Yeah, why is the outbreak monkey still here? 76 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,545 BJ can walk. 77 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,922 It's a great question. 78 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,340 Amber, maybe it's time 79 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,716 you take this little fucker face 80 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,678 back to the wet market that you stole it from. 81 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,887 No rush. 82 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,390 Plus, BJ's expressed some interest in keeping it. 83 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,391 Yes, we'll pay 84 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,809 whatever it takes to the foundation. 85 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,227 Hang on, dude. Pump the brakes. 86 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,812 No, we won't. 87 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,063 We need to get rid of him. 88 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,315 Whoa, Dr. Watson's an incredible animal. 89 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,150 He truly helped me heal. 90 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,236 Can you make him smoke and shit? 91 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,655 Honestly, that- that might be fun to see. 92 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,073 No, we're not having the service animal 93 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,491 smoke a cigarette, OK? 94 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,701 And don't encourage him, Gideon. 95 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,077 Yeah, that's stupid. 96 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,912 - But can he? - No, Jesse. 97 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:52,040 He can't smoke a fucking cigarette, OK? 98 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,083 He's a dumb animal. 99 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,335 Sucking darts is a complex action. 100 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,629 I mean, if we had a smoke, he could probably do it. 101 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,172 I got some menthols. 102 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,173 Do monkeys smoke them? 103 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,216 I bet they do. 104 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,259 Let's give it a try. 105 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,177 If he can smoke on command, 106 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,888 you gotta keep him, because that is too cool. 107 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:07,974 Gotta keep him. 108 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,689 Dr. Watson, I only want you to do this 109 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,982 if you feel comfortable with it. 110 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,033 OK? 111 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,010 - Dude, get your camera out. - Shit. 112 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,198 Holy shit. 113 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,617 - Oh. - He's gonna do it. 114 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,538 Dude, no way! 115 00:05:30,614 --> 00:05:33,415 - Are you getting this? - Yeah. 116 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,541 He does like menthols! 117 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,667 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 118 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,461 OK, now you have to keep him. 119 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,671 Keefe, we are definitely getting a little monkey. 120 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,964 Oh, yeah. 121 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,300 A teeny, tiny monkey would be a great addition to game night. 122 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,301 It sure would. 123 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,302 No, y'all! 124 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,720 Nobody's getting one. 125 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,055 Come on, Daddy, tell them. 126 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,265 Help me, please. 127 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,268 Earth to Eli. 128 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,353 Hmm? 129 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,148 Poor old sad sack Eli over here all fucked up. 130 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:01,068 I'm sorry you got dumped by Ms. Lori. 131 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,277 I didn't get dumped. 132 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,362 Yeah, Daddy didn't get dumped. 133 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,363 He dumped her. 134 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,031 It was not the other way around. 135 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,407 I'm just glad that's over with. 136 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,742 Sheesh. 137 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:09,993 Good riddance, huh? 138 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,996 I'm also glad Daddy got rid of that long hair of his. 139 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,041 Sometimes I'd walk up on you, and I'd be like, is that Daddy, 140 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,752 or is that a Shakespeare witch? 141 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,670 I don't wanna talk about it. 142 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,548 No, Daddy ain't sweatin' her, 'cause Daddy had Mama, 143 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,093 and she was a "once in a lifetime" lady lover. 144 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,177 That's right. 145 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,346 Who needs anything else after Mama? 146 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,556 Certainly not Daddy, right, Daddy? 147 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,350 You got greedy, Daddy boy. 148 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,351 Yeah, guys, it looks like 149 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,521 the monkey does more than smoke. 150 00:06:37,537 --> 00:06:40,107 He's spanking his monkey! 151 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,108 Damn. 152 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,275 Oh! 153 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,569 BJ, you wanna be all Doctor Dolittle and shit? 154 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,321 You get over there, and you tell him 155 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,742 to stop jacking his little monkey dick at church lunch! 156 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,662 He's spanking it. 157 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,586 Mama, you should just call him. 158 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,172 What, after all those things he said to me? 159 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,632 No. 160 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,259 No, sir. 161 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,178 I don't understand how it blew up the way it did. 162 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:13,473 Well, I'm so sorry that me and Eli splitting up 163 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,767 is so hard for you. 164 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,186 Well, it's just Jessie, Judy, Kelvin 165 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,564 are some of my oldest friends. 166 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,691 You know, Janice throwing me a party for my birthday- 167 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,568 I want 'em to be there. 168 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,777 Am I missing something? 169 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,571 Invite whoever you want. 170 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,073 I promise I will be on my best behavior, 171 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,492 no matter who you got coming. 172 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:36,913 I'm happy to hear you say that, 'cause one more thing- 173 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,167 Daddy said he's gonna be there too. 174 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,795 Fuck me. 175 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,717 Goddamn it. 176 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:54,931 You can tell by the sunshine that it's past 2:00. 177 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,222 Baby Billy was supposed to be here an hour ago. 178 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,604 We eat, yeah? 179 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,355 Let's wait a little bit longer. 180 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,983 Baby Billy loves homemade picnics. 181 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,485 He'll be here. 182 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,571 He promised. 183 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:14,576 We gon' be heroes of the village party 184 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,454 now that I've turned this river water into wine. 185 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,956 Here you go, Nathaniel. 186 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,168 One more, Nathaniel. 187 00:08:24,664 --> 00:08:26,713 Whoa! 188 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,007 Teenjus, you really turned this water to wine! 189 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,884 Do you think this will finally stop everyone 190 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:34,054 from making fun of you for having a virgin mom? 191 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,222 - Cut! - Cut! 192 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,723 Come on, Johnny B! 193 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,725 Ain't no "virgin mom" in the script. 194 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,893 Don't be riffin' none now. 195 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:40,977 I just thought it'd be funny. 196 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,437 Well, it ain't! 197 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,065 I want you to say what I fuckin' wrote! 198 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,858 And hit that "water to wine" line. 199 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,318 Put some sauce on that. 200 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,611 Look at me. 201 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,737 All right. 202 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,906 I just need a minute. 203 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,324 Everybody, stay in it now. 204 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,826 Keep them focused, Randall. 205 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,912 All right, everybody, let's reset, please. 206 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,456 Everybody, back to one. 207 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,376 I thought it was funny. 208 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,753 We on to something now, something special! 209 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,547 I just need another take or two. 210 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,423 Once I turn this Teenjus on, 211 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,218 it's hard for me to turn it off. 212 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,609 Hey, boys. 213 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,645 Hey, Corey's dad. 214 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,938 Want a beer? 215 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,939 Fuck you! 216 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,358 I don't drink. 217 00:09:27,462 --> 00:09:30,652 - Thank you so much. - Oh, thank you. 218 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,695 I love this dress. 219 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,071 Your vest is so cute. 220 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,364 Thank you. 221 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,740 I was hoping the Gemstones would show. 222 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,741 I know. 223 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,202 Sent them an invitation. 224 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,620 Must have got lost in the mail. 225 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,997 No, uh-uh. No. 226 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,083 It was a Evite, and I could see that they opened it. 227 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,377 She was being sarcastic, Jana. 228 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,837 - It means they blew it off. - Aw. 229 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,838 - OK, great. - Aw. 230 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,090 What the fuck, man? 231 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,425 Oh, that's sad. 232 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,426 All right. 233 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,760 Well, I'm gonna get the cupcakes. 234 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,263 OK. 235 00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:15,905 Hey, hey. 236 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,490 Hey. 237 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,533 Looks good. 238 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,077 Yeah. 239 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,081 What do you think of that? 240 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,126 It's a Gil Hibben original. 241 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,420 He's a master bladesmith. 242 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,548 Designed all the knives for the "Rambo" movies. 243 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,759 Thank you, Daddy. 244 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,260 It's cool. 245 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,220 It's expensive, is what it is. 246 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,765 Cost a pretty penny, you know? 247 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:45,769 So tell me, your mom and Mr. Big Shot break up yet? 248 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,729 Can we not do that right now? 249 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,690 I'm not comfortable talking about it here at the party. 250 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,067 What are you talkin' about? 251 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,110 You don't feel comfortable saying his name? 252 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,820 Eli Gemstone. 253 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,821 Please. 254 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,239 This is unhealthy. 255 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,158 Unhealthy? 256 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,910 You sound like a goddamn little bitch 257 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,329 talking this new age shit. 258 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,622 You know what? 259 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,582 Don't you fucking tell me what to do, 260 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,417 and answer my goddamn question. 261 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,503 Jesus, it's my fucking birthday, Daddy. 262 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,172 You- 263 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,301 I asked you a simple question, that's all. 264 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,428 You think you can still do that? 265 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,847 I just did. 266 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,853 Burgers are burnin'. 267 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:33,066 Bye, Rhonda. 268 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,610 - Bye, Dick. - Bye. 269 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,824 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 270 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,243 What's got you looking all down with a frown, 271 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,869 Miss Doom and Gloom? 272 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,288 Give it a rest, dude. 273 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,333 Your problem is you make bad choices, hon'. 274 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,835 Eli is a prime example. 275 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,837 I mean, what the hell were you thinking, huh? 276 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,465 I didn't ask your opinion. 277 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,472 You know, it'd be a fucking shame 278 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,266 if something ever happened to Eli 279 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,437 like what happened to Big Dick Mitch. 280 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,772 What? 281 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,315 Mitch? 282 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,693 I'm just saying, it'd be terrible 283 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,155 if Eli disappeared off the face of this goddamn fucking earth, 284 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,324 like Mitch, and dumped you and leaves you like you- 285 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:27,454 using you and getting his rocks off. 286 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,955 You're pathetic. 287 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,416 And you make me sick. 288 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:36,254 No man is gonna ever love you like I do, Lori. 289 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,923 No real man. 290 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,551 Get the fuck out of here. 291 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,596 Feels like old times, don't it? 292 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,098 Oh! 293 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,602 Great party. 294 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:09,996 I got caught up at work. 295 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,290 She's upset you missed picnic. 296 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,502 Well, she don't look upset. 297 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,379 Looks like she's sleeping. 298 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,226 I ain't trying to hurt nobody, Sola. 299 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,687 Can't you see that I'm pushing myself for them, 300 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,065 to make sure that they're gonna be OK, 301 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,192 if they're gonna have everything that they need? 302 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,652 They need you. 303 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,113 Well, they can have me when I'm done. 304 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,243 Now carry her upstairs for me. 305 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,453 And don't hit her head this time. 306 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,705 And stop smoking that pipe in the house, 307 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,916 up here thinking you Bilbo Baggins. 308 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,961 This ain't no hobbit house. 309 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,050 Get out of here, you little pervert. 310 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,971 I don't want you scrubbing me like you scrub BJ. 311 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,230 Dr. Watson, no. 312 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,316 God, you're gonna murder me, aren't you? 313 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,612 Electrocute my ass, make me into a fucking X-ray skeleton. 314 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,740 Please, don't. 315 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,006 No! 316 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,551 Fart joke. 317 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,763 BJ, um, that monkey is acting strange. 318 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,266 I think maybe he's about done his thing here 319 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,351 because he's not a pet, BJ. 320 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,728 He's a medical tool. 321 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,146 It's like your wheelchair. 322 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,814 It's like something you need when you need help. 323 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,525 And then if you don't need help, you give it back. 324 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,862 He needs to go live with an in-need person. 325 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,656 Well, Dr. Watson is happiest when he can serve someone. 326 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,743 Exactly, somebody very, very fucked up. 327 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,745 Like, if he could get with somebody 328 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,916 who fell off a building or something, he'd be so stoked. 329 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,960 How am I gonna tell him? 330 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,339 BJ, that's a monkey. 331 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,133 You ain't gotta say shit. 332 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,137 I'll go make the arrangements. 333 00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:34,974 You ain't got what it takes, Teenjus. 334 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,267 What'd you say? 335 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,686 We got this dance contest in the bag. 336 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,104 Oh, yeah? 337 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,023 Who you think you talking to, son? 338 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,944 We gon' win this contest right chere. 339 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,495 Let's go! 340 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,497 Whoo! 341 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,126 Oh! 342 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,620 When we hit the floor 343 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,455 Yeah, we're turning hardcore 344 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,332 Gonna settle every score 345 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,750 Gonna win this holy war 346 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,710 To a groove that's so divine 347 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,754 Turning water into wine 348 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,757 And when you lose your mind, we gon' 349 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,509 Turn the other cheek, whoo 350 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,886 Turn the other cheek 351 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,012 Turn it 352 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,263 Turn, turn, turn, turn 353 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,640 All the way around 354 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,724 Turn the other cheek 355 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,644 Turn the other cheek 356 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,312 Turn, turn, turn, turn 357 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,814 Turn it all the way around 358 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,982 Turn the other cheek 359 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,024 My only son 360 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,693 This battle must be won 361 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:31,990 So I give you the power to heal 362 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,200 I got your miracle right here, nerd. 363 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,994 I pronounce you healed! 364 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,455 Come on, drop them damn crutches! 365 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,915 Get to dancing. 366 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,250 Turn the other cheek, whoo 367 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,627 Turn the other cheek 368 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,753 Turn it 369 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,130 Turn, turn, turn, turn 370 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,715 All the way around 371 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,633 Turn the other cheek 372 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,468 Those suckers don't stand a chance 373 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,928 Dance, Teenjus, dance 374 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,097 Those suckers don't stand a chance 375 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,515 Dance, Teenjus, dance 376 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,809 Got the spirit in my pants 377 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,436 Oh, Teenjus. 378 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,813 Ha-ha! 379 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,190 Eli, you gon' participate in the scene? 380 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,400 You just gon' stand there 381 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,235 looking like you had a damn stroke? 382 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,862 Dagnabbit, Baby Billy. 383 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,447 I told you this wasn't my thing. 384 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,448 I can see that. 385 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,699 It's a spectacle. 386 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,075 You got to react to it. 387 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,243 Open your mouth and shaka. 388 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,328 Just smile with some glee, you know, 389 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,831 some-some human shit. 390 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,418 I just don't think I'm in the mood. 391 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,294 Fuck it. 392 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,130 That's lunch, everybody. 393 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,442 Ms. Lori's got you hurting, don't she? 394 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,684 I was happy with the companionship, 395 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:46,731 but I feel foolish for even wanting it. 396 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,984 Well, we just need to get you a layup, find you a big girl, 397 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,277 a corn-fed girl. 398 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,821 Get your ball rolling again. 399 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,073 Ah, speak of the devil. 400 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,908 Hey, hey, don't answer that. 401 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,076 That's power move. 402 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,745 Make her desperate. 403 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,955 Yeah, well, then, maybe I'll call her back later. 404 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,373 Or maybe you won't. 405 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,583 Let her keep calling. 406 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,667 That sends a message. 407 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,877 What's the message? 408 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,378 That I'm bad at keeping in touch? 409 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,256 No, that you a busy man. 410 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,759 You ain't got time to be answering no phone calls. 411 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,969 Let her know that there's a price to be paid 412 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,848 for no longer being with you, Eli Gemstone. 413 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,229 Well, that's what I would do. 414 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,231 That'll fix 'er. 415 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,607 I can't believe you're leaving us, Dr. Watson. 416 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,493 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 417 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,844 I don't know what I would have done without you. 418 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,168 You deserve nothing but the finest. 419 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,923 He doesn't want to let go. 420 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,924 Oh. 421 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,926 Dr. Watson has attachment issues, 422 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,595 ever since the loss of his mother. 423 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,847 Say what? 424 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,974 Yeah, he lost his mother as a youngster. 425 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,643 She was beloved by all. 426 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,395 Big personality. 427 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,446 Big. 428 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,442 How can you treat him so sweetly? 429 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,443 He's mean. 430 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,444 He's manipulative. 431 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,445 He's jealous. 432 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,072 He's aggressive, unpredictable. 433 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,449 He's also loyal, beautiful. 434 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,619 And he believes in me. 435 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,456 OK, I think- 436 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,875 I think we're ready to go, Brody. 437 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,460 - Yeah. - Yeah. 438 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,855 He's not answering his phone. 439 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,732 Maybe Mr. Eli just needs some space. 440 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,151 He'll come around. 441 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,324 Corey, do you think your dad would ever 442 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,951 do anything to try to hurt Eli? 443 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,786 I doubt it. 444 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,623 Daddy's come a long way. 445 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,625 He don't even drink anymore. 446 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,294 Hmm. 447 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,516 Are we done yet, Martin? 448 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,602 I told you, I don't like doing these afternoon meetings. 449 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,811 I'm too busy for this. 450 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,521 There is one more visitor. 451 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,066 One more visitor. 452 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,609 No, Martin! 453 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,693 - No, uh-uh. - Uh-uh. 454 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,737 No, she's not an approved guest. 455 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,489 Take out a gun and kill her! 456 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,866 I have known this woman half my life. 457 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,953 She has known you your whole lives. 458 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,580 I think it wise that you hear her out. 459 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,749 I will leave you all alone. 460 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,376 No, Martin, take her too! Take her! 461 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,377 Martin! 462 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,068 Don't leave her in here, Martin! 463 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,715 Wow. 464 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,260 The balls you must have showing your face here 465 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,719 after the shit you talked? 466 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,221 Kids, I- 467 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,806 I need to speak with your daddy. 468 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,226 And he- he won't answer my calls. 469 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,310 Duh. 470 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,020 Homeboy finally got smart about something. 471 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,355 Why are you even coming to us? 472 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,607 Remember, you're like the evil stepmother 473 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,109 who wants to wage wars? 474 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,986 We know you were just after Daddy's money. 475 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,988 You're a hump-and-dump princess. 476 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,656 That ain't true. 477 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,824 You kids know me. 478 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,075 You know I would- 479 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,119 I would never do anything to hurt your daddy. 480 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,246 Well, you betrayed our mama when you started 481 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,581 snacking on Daddy's dingus wing. 482 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,959 I loved your mama. 483 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,460 She was like a sister to me, 484 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,963 and I- 485 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:43,426 I still have a place deep in my heart for each one of you. 486 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,719 Horse shit. 487 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,928 You're just saying that. 488 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,263 None of this rings true to me. 489 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,016 Ms. Lori, I don't even know you anymore. 490 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:54,895 And you sure as fuck don't know me. 491 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,398 OK. 492 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,609 OK, Judy. 493 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,445 Do you remember your mama's song 494 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,113 "Little Angels, Big Hearts"? 495 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,614 Duh, bitch, yes. 496 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,949 That's me and my mama's favorite. 497 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,617 We used to sing it to each other all the time. 498 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,453 Well, me and your mama wrote that song 499 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,246 when we was driving to Nashville. 500 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,374 And you weren't but a few months old, 501 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,627 and she missed you so much, 502 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,547 she could barely stop crying. 503 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,923 Well, I never knew that. 504 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,216 Shoot, I- 505 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,801 I probably got a million stories 506 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,220 about your mama y'all don't know nothing about. 507 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,849 Kelvin, do you remember that piano concert 508 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,643 that you played when you was about 12 years old 509 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,229 at that church in Atlanta? 510 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,689 Yeah. 511 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,483 Forgot my lucky shoes. 512 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,651 Mama prayed with me, gave me the strength 513 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,612 to do the concert without those stupid shoes. 514 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,364 Well, that's what inspired us to write 515 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,574 "Barefoot and Praying," 516 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,452 about the little boy who could do anything. 517 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,996 Really? 518 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,416 And, Jesse, when Gideon was a baby, 519 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,210 he got a fever, and y'all didn't know 520 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,544 if he was gonna make it. 521 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,254 And you stayed up with him all night, 522 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,589 holding his little hand, 523 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:07,718 and never slept a wink until his fever broke. 524 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,428 Yeah, well, that's because I was afraid 525 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,471 we were gonna lose him. 526 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,972 Well, we wrote "Heaven's Thunder" 527 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,808 about you, 528 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,769 finding God's strength, 529 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,187 never giving up. 530 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,980 Well, that's because I never do give up, 531 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,774 so that's... 532 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:25,444 The truth is, I been through a lot of pain in my life. 533 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:32,284 And when I saw your daddy again, I just- 534 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,913 I felt a joy that I hadn't felt in a long time. 535 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,289 Please, y'all. 536 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,333 I love you kids, and I love your dad. 537 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,919 And I hate that there's bad blood between us. 538 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,965 I feel in my heart that your mama would 539 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,050 want you to help me right now. 540 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:53,056 I just-I just need to talk with him. 541 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,644 Huddle up. Huddle up. 542 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:02,189 We're doing a huddle-up if you could just turn. 543 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,482 OK. 544 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,401 Fuck. 545 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,070 The song stories are pretty much working on me. 546 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,488 Yeah. Me too. 547 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,491 I feel like she's being sincere, right? 548 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,492 I mean, look at her. 549 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,494 She's, like, crying and stuff. 550 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,579 True facts. 551 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:20,332 Y'all, please don't fucking let me hug her. 552 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,917 - Don't do it. Do not hug her. - Do not hug her. 553 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,004 We'll make sure you don't hug her. 554 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,176 Ms. Lori Milsap, we have conferred 555 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,012 and have reached the decision that we are going 556 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,140 to help you contact our beloved daddy. 557 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,559 This will be a temporary alliance, of course. 558 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,436 Do not expect us to pretend like 559 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,604 you're our mom or something. 560 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,688 It's not happening. 561 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,064 Yeah, we're not gonna suddenly be like, 562 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,483 "Hey, Mommy. 563 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,901 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy." 564 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,277 No "Mommy Mommys" to you or anything. 565 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,445 Uh-uh. 566 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,405 But we are gonna help you. 567 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:53,032 Oh, thank you. 568 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,575 Thank you kids so much. 569 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,576 Thank you. 570 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,203 You're welcome, Mommy. 571 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,580 Kelvin! 572 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,789 Mommy's friend. 573 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,460 Ms. Lori. You know what I meant. 574 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,586 Stop. Don't. 575 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,921 Stop. 576 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,715 Now, when we get to set, put some effort into it. 577 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:11,675 This is "Teenjus." 578 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:16,013 It's gonna be a big deal now, a very big deal. 579 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,890 Wait a minute. 580 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,225 "Teen Just"? 581 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,018 No, it ain't no "Teen Just." 582 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,645 It's "Teenjus," Eli. 583 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,230 "Teen Jesus" mixed. 584 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,689 What? What? Hey, whoa. 585 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,982 Hey, what's going on now? 586 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:29,194 Eli! Hey, hey! 587 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,199 What the fuck is this? 588 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,284 Ah! 589 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,253 What the hell? 590 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,255 Where are we? 591 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,215 We're in a concrete room. 592 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,426 It don't get much worse than this now. 593 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,263 Jiminy Crickets. 594 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,515 What the fuck is that? 595 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,268 My name is Mitch. 596 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,144 I-I was abducted. 597 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,855 Big Dick Mitch? 598 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,326 That's kind of a strange thing to comment on, Eli. 599 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,364 Peek-a-boo. 600 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:19,577 I see you boys, uh, have gotten acquainted. 601 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,204 Mitch here is just another animal in captivity 602 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,540 here at the gator park, y'all. 603 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,708 Ain't you, Mitch? 604 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,167 Yes-yes-yes, sir. 605 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:30,129 Mitch is a good boy. 606 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,255 - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 607 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,340 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 608 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,594 I guess y'all got some sexual shit going on here? 609 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,514 I keep Mitch alive because he entertains me. 610 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,183 And I'm not sure if the same gon' be true for y'all. 611 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,519 Might be fun to break y'all down. 612 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,564 See how long it takes you to crack. 613 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,608 Make y'all my womans. 614 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,049 You ain't making me no woman! 615 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,572 I'll make you whatever the hell I want. 616 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,824 Oh, you don't have to do this. 617 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,075 Yeah, I do. 618 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:02,328 Mr. Cobb, the police are here at the gift shop. 619 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,748 They'd like a word. 620 00:27:05,742 --> 00:27:07,708 I'll be back. 621 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,376 Po-po's out front. 622 00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:12,129 This here room's soundproof. 623 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,256 Ask Mitch. 624 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,010 Mm. 625 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,304 Help! 626 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,305 Ah! 627 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,681 Help! 628 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:23,682 Ah! 629 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,683 Help me! 630 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,394 Somebody please, somebody help! 631 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:30,773 Down here, made with 100% genuine gator skin. 632 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,149 Yeah. 633 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,734 What can I help you fellas with? 634 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,735 Cobb Milsap? 635 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,736 Mm-hmm. 636 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,154 You own this place? 637 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,364 I sure do, yeah. 638 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,532 We're actually about to close for the evening. 639 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,034 Stacy, can you make the park announcement? 640 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,620 Yeah. 641 00:27:45,407 --> 00:27:47,373 Hello, guests. 642 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,666 The park is closing for the day. 643 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,501 Thank you for visiting Milsap Gator Park 644 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,795 and Serpentarium. 645 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,430 Not bad. 646 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,009 Now then, officers, what can I help you with? 647 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,136 We're following a missing person lead. 648 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:03,180 Have you seen this man? 649 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,556 No, don't think I have. 650 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,059 Mind if we take a look around? 651 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,268 Around my park? 652 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,395 Is that a problem? 653 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,855 Good God, no. 654 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,941 Popcorn? 655 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,610 So what makes y'all think your missing guy 656 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,320 has visited my park anyway? 657 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,281 Oh, just a call we got. 658 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,533 Let me guess- 659 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,160 from my ex-wife, Lori, right? 660 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:27,871 What lie did she spin this time? 661 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,958 God, that woman's always trying to ruin my life. 662 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,127 Yeah, I'm going through a divorce right now. 663 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,294 It's been brutal, man. 664 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,131 So you know what the hell I've been dealing with. 665 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,132 I do. 666 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,050 - Yeah, shit happens. - Yeah. 667 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,302 You want an S class? 668 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,929 Well, you're in luck. 669 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,723 We had low inventory last week, 670 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,309 but I may have just gotten one in from Raleigh. 671 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,228 All I need to know is, 672 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,231 what is it gonna take to get you in a car today? 673 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,233 We gotta get the fuck out of here. 674 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,110 This boy is fixing to rape us, Eli. 675 00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,236 Just let me talk to my- 676 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:03,240 Baby Billy, roll over here and help untie me. 677 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,075 I almost got my hand through the knot. 678 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,493 Just pull when I pull. 679 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,579 Well-wh-why I got to roll over to you? 680 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,414 Why don't you roll your fat ass over to me? 681 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,040 Baby Billy! 682 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,751 Damn it, Eli! 683 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,419 I ain't even supposed to be here. 684 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,045 I'm a victim of circumstance. 685 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,006 I ain't the one fucking Ms. Lori. 686 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,466 I wonder if he wants to test drive. 687 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,842 Just pull when I pull! 688 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,843 OK. 689 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,470 Go. 690 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,263 He's gonna test drive, yeah. 691 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,264 Oh! 692 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,265 - Ah! - All right. 693 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,683 - All right. - Good. 694 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:30,684 - OK. - All right. 695 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,685 - Now go, get me out now. - I'm coming. 696 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,312 Get them off, Eli! 697 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,521 Faster than that. 698 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,106 Ah! 699 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:40,486 Well, boys, sorry I couldn't be of any help. 700 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,779 Mm-hmm. 701 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,865 And, uh, good luck with that divorce. 702 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,658 Not fun. 703 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,452 I appreciate it, Cobb. 704 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,287 I might bring the kids back here. 705 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,218 I didn't even know this place existed. 706 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,383 You think he got Big Dick? 707 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,510 Oh, God, I hope not. 708 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,970 We gotta move. 709 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,143 Here we go. 710 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:26,281 Oh, hey, Mr. Cobb. 711 00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,950 I'm gonna clock out now. 712 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,451 Gates are all locked up. 713 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,036 And did you hear those noises a while ago? 714 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,412 Like gunshots or something? 715 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,289 Go clock out, Stacy. 716 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,290 All right, will do. 717 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,291 And I wanna ask you- 718 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,960 July 4, can I have it off? 719 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,586 My family and I, we're going out of town. 720 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,756 Stacy, clock out and go home right now, 721 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,675 or I'm gonna fucking kill you. 722 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,843 OK, sure. 723 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,637 I'll see you tomorrow. 724 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,681 Are those maintenance guys by the feeder tanks? 725 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,762 You want me to get 'em? 726 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,353 No, I'll get 'em. 727 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,511 Eli! 728 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:33,016 I see I got your attention now, don't I? 729 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,395 God damn it! 730 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,525 Oh! 731 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,029 I owed you that one! 732 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,212 Was she worth it, Eli? 733 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,048 Is she better than Aimee-Leigh, huh? 734 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,049 Ah! 735 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,260 Oh, yeah! 736 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,473 Just one last time, Lord. 737 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,434 Look at the mighty Eli! 738 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,354 God, bless this cocaine 739 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,106 to give me the gas to beat this demon. 740 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,157 Why? 741 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:36,245 Cocaine! 742 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,873 You motherfuckers! 743 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,668 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 744 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,227 What you crying about? 745 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,600 Ah! 746 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,769 You stabbed me. 747 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,521 You little son of a bitch. 748 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,773 You-ah! 749 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,693 Is that the Gil Hibben? 750 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,364 Goddamn! 751 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,908 What a master bladesmith. 752 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,119 Huh! 753 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:19,288 Ah! Ah! 754 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,217 Ah! 755 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,053 No, no! No, no! 756 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,138 Whoa. 757 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,579 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 758 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,350 Oh! 759 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,977 Corey, Corey, help. 760 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,228 Please, Corey. 761 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:45,023 Oh, God, help! 762 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:50,903 Whoa! 763 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,792 Goddamn! 764 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,253 He gone. 765 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,132 How did you know? 766 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,093 Mama was worried about you. 767 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:17,180 I came to check on things. 768 00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:21,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50861

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