All language subtitles for Kinderspiele.en

Child's Play

They say there are stars
that exploded thousands of years ago.

They don't exist anymore,
but we can still see them.

Their light takes many years to reach us.

Imagine something like this for people.

Is someone long dead,
but we can still see him?

This would create a huge mess.

It is 7:28 and in two minutes you will hear

the weather report
from the German military service.

Damn. Who invented this?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Hello Grandma.

Is breakfast ready?

Damn it.

Oh Peter!

Herbert, that's blinding.

Don't tell me.

- Grandma, have you been to the bathroom?
- Pull the cord.

Have you already gone
to the bathroom, Grandma?

I don't need to.

Then don't complain later.

- Micha, I said, pull.
- I did.

Pull again, but harder.

There you go.

What's for dinner?

- Do you want something hot?
- Cold is good enough.

I got it!

Peter, be careful.

There was a sunbeam and now it's gone.

Grandma, watch him,
you're sitting right next to him.

- Micha, it's time for school.
- You have to be on time today.

There you go.

What do you want?

Mom has a corn.

Then tell her to come tomorrow, Oskar.

I won't be able to today.

Sit down.

Quiet, please.

Hans-Jürgen?

Not bad, your report card.

Gabriele?

Claudia?

Very nice, Claudia. The best again.

Micha?

Micha!

A very nice report card. You've passed.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Stay seated, Kalli,

so your chair will be
nice and warm next school year.

We will make it through
the next few minutes with you.

Maria?

Barbara?

Hey.

What are you doing during the holidays?

Never mind then.

Here.

All clear?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, Micha!

A sight for sore eyes.

Stop it.

Mmm

Tastes good.

Nice, right?
You know what goes in here?

Want some?

- You can keep it.
- Really?

My old man has lots of this stuff,
but he doesn't read them any more.

Aren't you scared to go home?

Because of my report card?
A lot you know.

- So then, see you later.
- Good.

And don't let your old man catch you.

Otherwise, I'll be blamed again.

Well, Kalli? Shit, huh?

Now we'll be in the same class.

Ass face, shut your mouth, it stinks!

Shit.

Anyone here?

Let's play again.

Hello, Micha.

Not again.

Micha, look at Grandma's nose.

I've won four times and Grandma only once.

Why are you so late, Micha?

Report card, Grandma.

I can't get up again.

- Where is Mom?
- With a customer.

Come out of the bathtub
and help your brother.

There's no point him helping.

That's what you think.

Let me on that side, I'm stronger there.

Ready? One, two and ...

See?

I had to go so badly,
should I make a mess in my pants?

You'll have to wait until Dad comes home.

Show me your report card, Micha.

Are we playing now?

Yes, in a moment, Peter.

Here.

But don't get it dirty.

When I go to high school,
I'll be better then Micha.

Better than is what you mean.

Don't sneak up on me all the time.

Grandma is hungry.

Make her some buttered bread.

I'm not allowed to cut bread.

There's a snack in my school bag.

What do you have there?

Set the table, you toad.

I'm not a toad.

Are you coming to our house?

- Mm-hmm.
- Well then, hop on.

You can hold on tight, I won't bite.

- How was your report card?
- Pretty good.

- So you're going to high school now?
- Mm-hmm.

And Kalli?

My little brother has to repeat, right?

Mm-hmm.

♪ Oh, my dear Augustin...

Oh Grandma, not again.

Can't you just keep your mouth shut?

Grandma, are you crazy?
Why are you recording the old woman?

That's me, Rita.

Exactly, Grandma,
Rita has no idea about real music.

That's your Grandma.

Yes, yes, we know.
Turn that thing off, Kalli.

Come on Grandma, one mark,
that's what we agreed.

♪ Oh, dear Augustin. Everything's gone.
♪ The money is gone...

Why are you taking my voice away?

Five extra minutes costs more, Grandma.

- Cool, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

- Are you looking for something?
- Obviously.

Do you have it?

What do I have? Do you know
what she's talking about, Micha?

My new bra.

What would I do with it?

Or Micha?

Repeating a year is what you need.

Kalli, am I not in there anymore?

Am I not in there anymore?

You're just as stupid as she is.

If anyone is stupid,
it's you, you stupid cow.

♪ Oh, dear Augustin.
♪ Everything's gone.

Grandma, shut up, you sound like crap.

If anyone is hiding anything, it's her.

I'm not hiding anything.

And what about my markers
that you put in the fridge?

I made a mistake.

My pocket knife?

Tell me, Grandma,

have you lost your mind?

And you were accusing me.

I don't remember that.

Shit.

Just keep your hands off my stuff.

Don't worry about it, Grandma.

When Rita is a few years older,
it will happen to her too.

She forgets everything already now.

His grandma
often does this too, right, Micha?

She sometimes misplaces things
and can't find them again.

See, grandma.

Don't you have a mark for Micha for fries?

He has such a good report card
and gets nothing at home.

Go on, take it.

- You don't have to be shy.
- Thank you.

Grandma understands everything,
isn't that right?

Are you in Kalli's class too?

Yes, Mrs. Sowot.

Grandma, this is Micha, you know him.

Let's go.

♪ Oh my dear Augustin, Augustin, Augustin.
♪ Oh my dear Augustin...

Kalli! Hey, grandma!

I can't listen to that shit anymore.

♪ ...stick is gone,
♪ Augustin lies in the mud!

- That's it, let's go.
- ♪ my dear Augustin, everything's gone.

♪ The money is gone, the stick is gone,
♪ Augustin lies in the mud!

Why did you tell her that?

It's none of her business
what my report card says.

It's nobody's business.

I didn't say anything.

Your sister must have
figured it out by herself.

Oh, forget it.

Did you see anything?

And?

- She looked at herself in the mirror.
- Go on.

You already know.

Just say it.

She was naked.

Up to where? Up to here?
Up to here? Or even up to here?

If your crazy grandma hadn't come...
She almost caught us.

Normally I smell her three miles away.

No wonder, how she stinks.

My grandma stinks?

- You said it yourself.
- Me?

You just said you smell her
three miles away.

Smell, but not stink.

Okay, then your grandma smells.

What does she smell like?

I don't know.

First she stinks, then she smells,
and then you don't know.

She just smells funny.

Funny. Your grandma smells nice, right?

I didn't say that.

Everything smells nice at your house
and at ours it stinks.

I didn't say that.

Because you are special people.

That's not true at all.

Little Micha is going to high school too.

I can't do anything about that.

Then don't say my grandma stinks.

I only said that she smells.

But at your house,
everyone washes with royal water.

Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!

Shut your mouth! Be quiet now!

I'll tell Mom!

One word and you'll be in big trouble!

What's wrong with the kid?

Just get lost, you toad!

I wouldn't want to be him.

"Report Card"

Where's grandma?

Grandma fell off the toilet.
Grandma fell off the toilet.

Why did you leave
grandma alone on the toilet?

I asked you a question!

- I just...
- What did you just?

- I thought...
- You thought?

Stop right there!

You leave grandma sitting there alone.
She could be dead, but...

- Please, Dad!
- You thought!

Please stop!

How many times have I forbidden you
from hanging out with that Kalli kid?

You leave Grandma alone
and hang around with that scum!

Dad!

The briquettes are not stacked!
The coal is lying on the street!

Please, Dad!

Stop it! Please!

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

We work and work and you do nothing!

Look at my report card.

Don't think that good report card
means you are already in high school.

Heaven help you if the coal is not off
the street soon and neatly stacked!

You just stop that!

That's what you get.

If I built like that,
the house would collapse.

Everything must be straight,
no matter what it is.

Micha, why do you think I do all this?

Why do I bend over backwards?
Do you think this is fun for me?

Why do I work like a dog?
Why don't we go on vacation?

You can do the rest tomorrow.

Don't get involved with that Kalli again,
he will corrupt you.

Maybe every soap bubble
is a planet just like the Earth.

And imagine that on some,
millions of people live.

They are so tiny that you can't see them
even with the strongest microscope.

Much smaller than bacteria.

But they look like humans,
just much, much smaller.

For them, the bathtub
is the entire universe.

Just like the Milky Way is for us.

If I wash myself now,
it is a disaster for the planets.

Like a hurricane from outer space.

Thousands would explode.

And if I pull the plug,
I can destroy them all.

But the people there
probably don't notice anything

because time there is of course
much, much shorter.

If I blink once,
millions of years will pass for them.

Can you imagine that?

If I count to ten,
that is like an eternity for them.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

I'm here, what's wrong?

Micha looked like a monster.

You had a bad dream.

And he roared too.

You had a bad dream, but it's over now.

No, no, Mom, don't leave me alone.
I don't want you to go.

It's alright, it's alright.

Is it starting again?

He had a bad dream. About you.

Is it starting again?

- He had a bad dream.
- He should eat less in the evening.

Just be quiet,
otherwise he'll never fall asleep.

- Do you think I'm not tired?
- Just go to sleep already.

That was just the beginning, traitor.

Smells like shit on a Christmas tree.

Grandma, I didn't mean to
leave you sitting on the toilet.

Forest herbs calm the stomach.

You'll get that when I'm gone.

You like my room?

You could put a desk there, with a chair.

And ...

here you can put a bookshelf.

You'll have to wait a little longer.

You'll get that later too.

And for sleeping, I would have a sofa bed.

And the old wallpaper,
you want to keep that?

I'll paint the walls yellow.

Well, when your father finishes
the extension, you'll get your own room.

That's never going to happen.

You can leave when you're finished.

I am done.

- Well, Micha, how was your report card?
- Quite good.

- It's full of milk.
- Shut your mouth and eat.

Are you looking forward to high school?

He doesn't appreciate it at all.

Well...

- Mom, my plane is gone.
- Then look for it.

Micha took it.

Micha, did you take his plane again?

What would I do with his plane?

I'll tell Dad.

Go ahead, tell him.

So, we'll do the toenails next time.

It's really refreshing in this heat.

Micha, give me back my plane.

I don't have your plane.

I had it yesterday in bed.

Maybe it flew away.
It doesn't like little traitors.

What's this?

Nothing for little kids.

Why?

I'm not telling you.

Why not?

So you can tell Dad on me again,
am I stupid?

I won't.

Cross your heart and hope to die?

Alright then.

It's for a game.

What kind of game?

An English game.

It's called How Do You Do.
You don't know it.

How do you play?

It's only for adults.

Not for you. Got it?

- And how do you play How Do ...
- How Do You Do.

And that is the bat.

Don't touch!

If you're scared and not strong enough,
you get an electric shock.

What do you hit with it?

Anything. Just make sure
you hit accurately.

In the summer, you use charcoal.

In the winter, you use briquettes.

Do you see in that little round hole?

That shimmers so yellow?

That's magic water,
and in the middle is air.

And you have to hit the charcoal with that.

You hold the bat
by the other end and swing.

Understand?

So keep your hands off it.

You'll get hair on it soon too.

Stop it.

- Sprinkler.
- That's enough.

You'll never get it that far.

Whoever's legs are spread widest, wins.

Well then.

That's how it's done.

- You already know the game.
- Not too well.

Stop! Always switch to the other side.

Sorry, I was aiming for the wrong foot,
then I remembered we switch sides.

Do you want a tissue?

In wartime, they pissed on open wounds,
to prevent gangrene.

- Piss is cleaner than water.
- Who says that?

My father, but he pisses pure alcohol.

Does it hurt?

No.

You're okay. Tomorrow I'll pay you back.

I'll just say, excavation pit.

"Red is the love
Black is the hole"

"Even if it hurts
It has to go in"

More to the left.

To the left.

Slowly.

Hold it higher.

Higher.

Now lower.

Lower, Doris. Even lower.

Closer to the window.

Closer to the window.

Yes, now it's getting better, Doris.
Yes, yes, hold it like that.

What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?

Are you crazy?

Now, let's have a look.

My new spirit level.

Leave him alone, he is still a child.

So he can take whatever he wants.

Let him eat, or he'll cry again.

He has to learn.

Everything must be level,
no matter what it is.

Micha showed me this game.

Nonsense.

You did so.
And sometimes he calls me toad.

Is dinner ready?

- Why don't you stay in bed?
- It's better if I move around.

Why do you make up stories about others?

Leave the boy alone,
hasn't he had enough?

Herbert, that's enough.

I work and work
and you immediately break everything?

What about you?

I paid for that too!

Grandpa paid for that.

- It's completely broken.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm barely holding on.

Me too.

Do you know how much a level costs?

You scared him so much.
I guess now I'm to blame.

You spoil him rotten.

Do you think he'll get
better through beatings?

He deserves a proper beating
for hitting coals with my level.

It's all your fault.

If you keep this up,
they'll put you in an orphanage.

Far away from here.

In another city.
Or even in another country.

All alone.

Mom won't be there.

Mom!

Mom!

Shout all you want, no one will help you.

Little toad.

Mom!

What's wrong, my dear?

I don't want to be all alone.

No one will leave you alone.

Is this starting again?

Should I let him cry?

"Prince Saladin sat on his mat"

"Two meters was the size of his bat"

What bat?

Is it clear?

It's clear.

"Then he called out, Sulaika!"

"Woman, why are you so flushed?"

"Has someone else fluted your hole?"

"It was the cook"

"Bring him here."

"The right egg should be ground"

"Fill the left one with lead"

"And out of the ..."

"And of the King's grace
Fill the sack with marmalade"

"And behind the scenes you see
Naked women at the grinder"

See? What did I tell you?

Wait! Give them a head start.
They aren't going anywhere.

"First they grind it round"

"Then they grind it square"

"Now it's dirty cooking for him"

I don't understand.
You can memorize the wildest poems,

but in school you can't remember anything.

That's kid's stuff.

Do you see?

That's them.

Is it clear?

Come on.

There's someone there.

Shit.

What's he doing here?

What do you want?

Get lost! Get lost!

Damn.

Well, maybe next time.

Grandma fell off the toilet.

Slowly.

Micha!

Micha!

Micha! Get dressed.

- What's wrong?
- You need to get dressed.

Not that.

Herbert.

Forest herbs.

Who would have guessed?

How would you know?
You didn't give a damn.

But I had to put up with her.

Throw it all away!

If this is how it ends for us,
we should be happy.

Right, Herbert?

The doctor said she didn't feel a thing.

Quick and painless.
What more could anyone hope for?

Well Hans, we were ready for everything,
but not that.

Yes, we weren't either. Otherwise,
we would have come to the funeral.

She would have turned seventy next month.

Well, who would have thought that?

The main thing is, she didn't suffer.

- Are we interrupting you?
- No, no. We were finished anyway.

- Where is your room?
- This is it.

What about the extension?

- There's still a lot to do.
- It's getting there.

Oh, this is nice.

It just takes time.

She kept everything, like old people do.

- Do you like it?
- It's very unique.

Leave that alone, it's mine.

You can have it if you like.

Herbert, don't push anything on them.

If she likes it, what else
would we do with these old things?

It's all going in the trash anyway.

Thank you.

Go play.

Well, yes, you see, we still need to
finish up with the window.

The view is nice from here.

The terrace will need to be glazed.

- Come up here!
- No, I don't want to.

What is this going to be?

A grill, you can see.

We have one too.

Why don't you let Micha come along?

Herbert.

A real boy has to
get out of the house sometimes.

- Isn't that right, Thomas?
- Mm-hmm.

What do you say, Micha?
Do you want to go?

I don't know.

It won't work, Hans. He's not a member.

That wouldn't be a problem.

If Hans says Micha is coming,
then he's coming.

Really?

Without Hans, they couldn't go at all.
He even organized the bus for them.

So, Micha?

I don't want to go to the scout camp.

You don't have to go.

Yes, you're just tired. It's late.

He has beautiful hair.

Here.

Funerals are expensive.

I can bury my mother myself.

I know, I know.

Take it.

You can repay me later.

Also, Charlotte wants an ornamental pond.

- Thank you Hans.
- Thomas? Did you say goodbye to Micha?

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

The plum pie was wonderful.

It was nothing.

And this unique piece,
I will truly treasure it.

Come by next week
and take a look at that garden.

- I will do that.
- Take care.

I can't sleep. Can we play something?

No.

I want to die too.

Why?

Then everyone will feel sorry
that they were so mean to me.

And when they stand at the grave and cry,
I will come back to life.

And then everyone will love me.

When you're dead, you're dead.

And you won't come back to life.

Listen.

Mom loves you.

Dad loves you.

Everyone loves you.

Can I sleep with you?

- What is that?
- Nothing special.

Why are you wearing a bandage?

I hurt myself.
But don't tell Mom and Dad.

Okay?

My plane has a bandage too.

Are you glad you will go to camp?

I don't know.

Where have you been all this time?

My grandma passed away.

You're lucky.

Where are you going?

I have to take the plums somewhere.

Where?

Friends of my parents.

Come on, I'll take you.

My father is there too.

Shall we meet later?

About an hour?

Okay.

See you then.

That's very nice of your mother.

Thank her very much for me,
I'm very pleased.

Do you want something to drink?

Cola, lemonade, juice?

- Nothing at all?
- No, thanks.

If you don't want anything,
you don't want anything.

Is it true that Tommi's father
and your father were in the same class?

Mm-hmm.

My God, you look ridiculous.

Like the last forest gnome.

What will it be when it's finished?
A toothpick?

So, what are you doing?

Understand?

- Do you want to see my room?
- Nope.

Stand up, Micha.

There.

Hmm, it looks good on you.
Thomas, see how good Micha looks.

- That's mine.
- Don't be like that.

- But that's my tie.
- You have another one.

He didn't mean that, did you Thomas?

Thomas?

- I didn't mean it like that.
- Apologize to Micha.

Sorry.

Now you're friends again.

I need to ask my father something.

What is it?

Why do you always
have to work for other people?

Don't shout like that.
We need the money.

And what about my room?

You're a fine friend.

You just take off
and leave me sitting here.

I can't help it.
I have to, my father ...

My father, my father!
It's your turn.

It's your turn.

Go on.

I don't care if you stay or not.

I have enough friends.
I don't need you.

Do you think I want to go
to that Kindergarten?

Just do it already.

I don't want to.

Just do it, you coward!

I'm not a coward.

Hit me!

If you really want it.

Go on.

You think I'm going
because of that jerk Thomas ...

I don't think anything.
I just know that it's my turn.

I'd like to see you if your father
told you to go.

I'm sure you would go just like I am.

- You think so?
- I do.

Your uniform.

For all I care,
you can throw it in the trash.

It would be right now,
when everything is all set.

What?

I'll just say, excavation pit.

Tomorrow it would have been time,
you just have to stay.

- Do you have clean feet?
- Yes.

And did you cut your toenails?

- Micha has ...
- Yes, I did.

Show me.

Why? Am I some old granny,
with stinky feet?

Heave! Heave! Heave!

♪ Boys in the circle of fire
♪ Faithfully keep watch

♪ Sing the old tune
♪ Through the dark night

♪ Brothers in the tents
♪ Always go to sleep!

♪ Guards in the circle of fire
♪ Protect your rest

Now hit me!

Come on, it's my turn.

Where's Mom?

With a customer?

"Herbert,"

"I'm leaving because
I can't take it anymore."

"I'm taking Peter with me. You'll manage
without us, probably even better."

"You didn't really need me any way."

"Please understand me, Doris."

We have to stick together now.

Did she write to me?

That's enough, she's gone.

She went to her brother Georg,
that garden gnome.

Blood is thicker than water.

And she hasn't written anything to me?

"You didn't really need me any way."

Any way is written together. Anyway.

Do you think you're so smart?

Are we stupid
because we didn't go to school?

What on earth are you thinking?

You're not in high school yet.

And breaking Thomas's arm,
how can I face Hans now?

Get out of here!

- Are you back already?
- Mm-hmm.

- Is Kalli here?
- Yes, unfortunately.

Lower, lower.

Yes, that's good.

Use the towel, shake it.

And lower.

Yes, that's good.

Yes, shake your butt.

Yes, bring your right leg forward.

And sway back and forth, swing.

Now back and forth, swing.

- Hello Mischa.
- Hi.

And shake your butt.

More.

And down again.

Use the towel.

More with the butt,
shake your butt more.

Yes, good.

Not so long.

Lower with the knees.

Great.

Wiggle the butt.

Down.

Wiggle your butt more.

Good.

Great. And now back up.

Smallest elephant ballet.

Keep going.

You can do it now.

Five marks.

Five marks, my ass.

Come on, you promised.

Do you think I'll give you
five marks for that nonsense?

It wasn't even 15 minutes.
Do you know what that is per hour?

Business is business.

Roschi, give the boy
the five marks already.

How's your foot?

It was just a scratch.

So?

They threw me out of the camp
because I broke Thomas's arm.

One slap, and it hit home.

I faked left, hit right.

Then he fell off the log.

Then you didn't break his arm,
he broke it himself.

True, but if I hadn't hit him so hard,
then he wouldn't have broken anything.

And, how was it otherwise?

Kindergarten, forget it.

That's what I said.

At home, I got my ass kicked.

It doesn't matter, as long as you got away
from those ridiculous scouts.

My mother left.

She didn't say anything before I left.

She even wanted to do my feet.

She took my brother with her.

You should be happy,
now she won't get on your nerves.

My mother has run away before.
It's not a big deal.

My father says women always come back.

I don't know.

I do, they'll be back.

Micha?

- Yes?
- Come here.

Come on.

Sit down.

Can we trust each other again?

We'll manage, even if it's not easy.

Right?

She'll definitely come back.

And when she does,
we'll act like nothing happened.

Nothing at all.

Mom was on vacation.

So what?

Is it anyone's business?

No one.

Except us.

Mom! Mom!

Yes, yes. I'm coming.

Hello Micha.

We're out of toilet paper.

Are you a real scout now?

Oh man.

Where did you come from?

Micha, my airplane is missing.
Do you know where it is?

I thought you need toilet paper.

Not anymore.

- Does Dad know I'm here?
- Mm-hmm.

How could he?

Where else would you be?

I was going to contact you.

Why are you back so soon?

You were barely gone.

Micha, can I show you something?

No.

What do you have there?

From Dad.

You're supposed to come back.

Micha, now I have a real pool.

Are you coming home?

Micha, it's not that simple.

I have to think it all through first.

What will happen to me?

Do you think it's easy for me?

Just look at how we live here.

Micha?

Why did you leave?

You'll understand when you're older.

I am older.

You don't understand anything,
otherwise you'd act differently.

This is only temporary,

until we find a place of our own.

Until then, I'm alone.

Do you think it's easy for me?

It's much harder for me then for you.

Than.

Alright, than.

Micha, do you have my plane?

Did you take it again?

Why don't you want to come back home?

Micha, I can't.

It's only for a short time,
until I figure it out.

You can always visit me.

And Dad?

Tell him that I won't be back
and to leave me alone.

You can tell him yourself, I won't.

Why not?

It won't work, Micha.

You can't stay here too.

Micha, please understand.

Do you want me to give you a letter?

Mm-hmm.

Higher.

Go left.

Try the other side.

Well, that's not it either.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
You heard the announcement...

Why did Mom leave?

Because we're not good enough for the lady.

Hold it lower.

I know that I have my faults.
But at least I don't abandon my son.

Turn it off.

How did you know
that Mom is with Uncle Georg?

She runs to her brother, that garden gnome,
for every little thing.

Did she ask you that?

Mm-hmm.

Tell her that I know
much more than she thinks.

Like what?

She'll know what I mean.

Go to bed.

You said it would only be temporary.

We don't have to smell like a pigsty.

I am the evil wizard
and I'll cast a spell so you disappear.

Here.

I've cast a spell on the princess,

she is now in the dark forest.

Kaspar will never find her there.

In the middle of the dark forest.

Ah ha, wizard, I overheard you
from behind the window.

I know where the princess is
and can rescue her.

I will find her,
if it's the last thing I do.

Well?

I will rescue her.

Nothing.

I can turn her into something.

Into a tree or something.

Then I'll still find her.

From Mom.

- What?
- From Mom.

Let me see.

Pack that up.

Pack up enough, boy.
It's going to be a frosty night.

Is that a love letter for our foreman, huh?

Gee, Herbert.
We didn't know you were like this.

That's just a shopping list
from the old lady, right?

Send her over,
then we can get to know her.

Well?

What did she write?

Where have you been all this time?

An ice cream. Mom allowed me.

Mom has been looking for you everywhere.

You don't need to hurry.

Mom is dead.

She was run over
while she was looking for you.

You're lying. Mom isn't dead.

Mom was looking for you everywhere,

and was run over by a big truck.

Now she's dead.

And it's your fault.

If I were you, I wouldn't go home.

That is a man there
and he is very angry with you.

Kalli, you're joking.

Defendant Sowot.

You are accused of the murder
of foreman Herbert Koch.

This is far too serious to joke about.

But Kalli, I didn't murder anyone.

Defendant, you only speak
when you are asked. Understood?

But Kalli ...

Grandma!

For the last time, keep your mouth shut
when the High Court speaks!

Mr. Prosecutor, please.

Mrs. Sowot, where were you on Friday night?

Aren't you in Kalli's class?

Defendant, this is the public prosecutor.

So, Ms. Sowot, you broke into
the apartment of the murdered man,

and killed him in his bed.

And while doing so, you sang a song.
Do you confess?

I would never do such a thing.

Defendant, do you have witnesses?

I didn't do anything wrong.

And how do you explain
to the High Court that the murder weapon

was found in the refrigerator
of the murdered man?

What?

The bra of your grandchild Rita.

You strangled the poor man
while he was sleeping.

And then hit him with his level.

What would I do with a bra?

Defendant Sowot, do you deny that
you have already hidden Rita's bra?

In this refrigerator.

I don't know, I forget.

Defendant, then you probably also forget
that you killed the victim.

But Kalli, you are scaring me.

That is enough.
Mr. Prosecutor, death penalty?

Of course.

Mrs. Auguste Sowot, we hereby
condemn you to death by electric chair.

Kalli, I wouldn't do something like that.

Defendant, stay seated
so your chair will be nice and warm.

We will make it through
the next few minutes with you.

What are you doing?

Three, two, one, zero!

Stop it!

- What was that?
- Too little energy.

Since the electric chair is broken,

the sentence will be changed
to a fine of five marks.

Mr. Prosecutor, do you agree?

Of course, your Honor.

Grandma, five marks
and the case is forgotten.

Hey Micha, what's wrong with you?

Why are you running so fast?
Did you shit your pants?

What's wrong, Micha?

You're a pig!

- What am I?
- A pig!

- Say that again!
- Twice is enough!

Why are you crying?
Are you a girl?

You're a pig!

Now I know what you are!

You're a homo!
You're a homo!

- Were you at your mother's?
- Mm-hmm.

And?

Nothing, she didn't give me a letter.

I should go back again.

Come here.

- What is it?
- Come here.

Get in there.

For a good report card.

This is very special.

It looks heavy, and it is.

But it needs practically no wind.

One of these will fly during complete calm.

Thank you, Dad.

Mom isn't dead at all!

What were you thinking?

What were you thinking?

What goes on in your head,
why do you do such terrible things?

I don't know.

- Apologize to Peter.
- I'm sorry.

Is that for me?

Mm-hmm.

- Let me have it!
- No, you'll break it.

My plane!
Mom, look, he found my plane.

You should be ashamed.

But I meant well.

First, you take his toy,

then you give it to back to him
and act generous.

I always do everything wrong.

You are just like your father,
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

And what about that apple there?

I'm not an apple.

You think I'm a baby like him.

- But I know more than you think.
- What do you know?

- More than you think.
- Like what?

You can guess that for yourself.

- Are you threatening me?
- All I said ...

I asked if you are threatening me.

I can tell Dad.

Tell him.

Run home quickly and tell him.

- But I mean ...
- And you can give him this.

- But Mom ...
- Mom, Mom. There will be no more Mom.

Come to your senses first,
then you can come back.

- Mom.
- Go now.

You should go now!

What's the matter?

Nothing.

"Just leave me alone! Doris"

Well?

She burned her hand.

She spilled hot oil
while making potato pancakes.

And so?

She has a big bandage and can't write.

But she sends her regards,

and said she is thinking it over.

So, are you looking forward to high school?

You have chosen a quality product.

This is Trevira.

Pure synthetic fiber.
Take a look at the workmanship.

Here, this is for you.

What's wrong? Don't you like it?

Yes.

Thank you, Dad.

Faster, Micha, run faster!

String, more string!

Watch out that it doesn't crash!

Faster! You have to run faster!

How stupid can you be.

The door was open, so I came in.

Where is your mother?

- Gone.
- When is she coming back?

I don't know. She's on vacation.

She could have told me that earlier.

So suddenly? Let's go, Oskar.

Well, come on!

Hello.

Hello.

I am Micha.

Can anyone hear me?

I live on Earth.

We are the blue planet.

We orbit the sun.

It's beautiful here.

I'm on vacation right now.

My mother left.

Hello.

Micha!

Go to bed!

burned ... my ... hand.

Otherwise ... I'm ...

doing ... well.

It's your turn!

Go on.

Well?

What did she write?

"I burned my hand."

"Otherwise, I'm doing well."

"I need a little more time."

"It's not so simple."

"Until then, be nice to Micha."

"I miss him very much."

"Regards, Mom."

She shouldn't make such a fuss.

Why did she run away?

Well?

Now it's getting worse again.

Move to the right!

No, move the whole antenna to the right!

Now?

Now it's really bad.

Move it higher!

Even higher!

Now move further to the right!

Now?

Oh, that's not it either.

Well?

Now it's getting worse again.

Now it's really bad.

"Dear Doris, yesterday I tried to
install a new antenna on the roof."

"In the process, I sprained my hand."

"That's why I have to"

type ... this letter.

Please ...

come ...

back ...

Micha needs ...

needs ...

you ...

Period.

- There he goes again.
- Yes, it's been 2 weeks.

Come here, my dear.

Hello Micha!

Are you coming for a swim?

I don't have a swimsuit with me.

Come on.

Look!

Not bad.

Why did you break Thomas's arm?

I didn't. He broke it himself.

- Don't you want to dry off?
- I prefer to dry like this.

Come on, move it, lazybones!

Stop!

Your bike's not bad.

Are you going swimming again tomorrow?

Maybe.

Don't forget your swimsuit.

Where have you been?

Please Dad, stop!
What did I do? Please stop!

She burned her hand. She can't write.

She's considering it.
Maybe she'll come back next week.

You lying bastard!

Hot oil!

You knew she was never coming back.

You knew it and told me fairy tales.

Fake letters!

Stop it, Dad!

Please stop, Dad!

You ruined everything!

You'll never lie to me again.

Dad, what's wrong?

Did I hurt you?

Say something!

I didn't mean to.

Dad, please. Get up.

Please! Dad!

Please get up.

Please!

Get up!

I won't do it again!

Please!

Dad!

If you live on a soap bubble,

then the Milky Way
is nothing more than bath foam

in the bathtub of a giant person.

And his house must be much bigger.

It's hard to imagine.

And the whole Earth
is as small as a soap bubble.

Maybe even smaller.

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