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Downloaded from
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coming attractions we've got so much
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Official YIFY movies site:
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action so save your money and save your
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time
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line
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we got romantic stories we got epic
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glories with guys and gals he did it all
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night
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turn off your lights
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he was born to parents who loved him
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but probably didn't change his diapers
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often enough
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he grew up to be one of the most bizarre
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and mysterious figures of the 20th
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century
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his extreme wealth allowed him to become
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powerful enough to enable him to fulfill
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his every fantasy
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and lustful desire
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but his hobby was watching planes [ __ ]
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now for the first time anywhere
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the motion picture screen explores the
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true story of one of the most eccentric
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men who ever lived the howard huge story
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he dated the world's most beautiful
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movie stars
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and took credit for inventing the tit
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was it true he could piss the length of
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the golden gate bridge
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watch the howard huge story and find out
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why he switched from cloth diapers to
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pampers at the end
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the howard huge story
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the billionaire who lost his will to
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live
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they were born to wander aimlessly
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the only home they knew was the one
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between their legs
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until they found a sleepy little town
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they wanted for their very own
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skateboarders from hell
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if one had a steady girl
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they all had a steady girl
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if one got a dose they all got a dose
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few outside their exclusive world could
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understand their bizarre sense of humor
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i know
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they may have been full of [ __ ] but
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they bled blood
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killed
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look it was an accident
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we are here to honor our beloved brother
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damian
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hello
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i remember many many years ago when we
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rode together many a small town we
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blundered
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many a girl were gang raped and many a
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guy we almost killed
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so they mean
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wherever you are tonight we always know
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there'll be a skateboarder in hell
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no thanks i'm tripping oh good
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seriously though in fulfillment of the
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most hallowed tradition in case of
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deceasement of a brother we therefore
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buried the deceased chick
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with the deceased
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no no no no we were breaking up really i
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told him earlier that day honestly
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really
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lock up your sons and daughters here
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they come
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skateboarders from hell
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they came from another planet a dying
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planet all they sought were the means to
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keep their civilization alive and they
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found what they were looking for on
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earth
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sorry honey go back to sleep
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ah
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hmm
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were they hated by everyone or were they
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a blessing in disguise they're still
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among us who will be their next victims
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it could be you or the guy sitting next
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to you
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chat now
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don't be caught with your pants down
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see
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the invasion of the penis snatchers
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so
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this is death row
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how you doing lefty
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this is lefty schwartz
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he's been sentenced to death in the
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electric chair
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while in prison lefty has learned to
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make better use of his time
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he's studying the war to better himself
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and hopefully get himself out of this
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god-forsaken inhuman man-made hell of
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concrete and steel
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it's just too bad he killed a judge
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it's all set
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3 51 tonight pass it on
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it's all set for 3 51 tonight i go to
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the chair at 5 30. we're busting out of
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this joint we dug a tunnel
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sam you dug a tunnel
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wonderful
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where you you mind if i give it a try
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sam
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where is the [ __ ] tunnel excuse me
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lefty the warden has a message for you
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hold on
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you're lefty
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please give my wife your recipe for
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stroganoff
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we are entertaining the governor and
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some members of the press
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planning to stay up and watch the
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execution
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also
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would you recommend a good wine
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reward there
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your trainer's all finished it's
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beautiful huh
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see you tonight at the tunnel say about
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tree
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it's not bad
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sam wait a minute same way you didn't
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tell me where the tunnel was
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what the hell is this crap you call this
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quiche it's slap and this boya base is
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nothing but trite that's right yeah
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they got the nervous do you believe this
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domestic chaotic no where do they think
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we are anyway a bunch of spanish
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peasants
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who make this chocolate mousse you gotta
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use real cream or you don't make it at
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all you know what
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and finally lefty's moment of truth had
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arrived hold it hold it the warden's
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coming
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and it was time to walk that last
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hundred yards
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i just wanted to tell you lefty the
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stroganoff was delicious
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we're having roasts tomorrow and the mrs
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was wondering if you wouldn't mind
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holding this huh
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wouldn't wait
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is there any war from the governor uh
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too much paprika but
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he liked it
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could anybody ever find out where the
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tunnel was
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everybody
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it's the kind of a town
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oh
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three chairs for lefty see it and you
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two will say
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well done
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he's funny he's duddy duddy allen in the
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sneaker
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i wish i knew what it is i'm doing wrong
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i went out and i bought new clothes i
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didn't bathe the shave for days
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i did everything you told me and louise
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still won't take me back
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i see here kid
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you're gonna stop trying to be like me
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it won't work yeah but you
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you always had women falling all over
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themselves just to get to you
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they killed for you they probably all
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[ __ ] like bunnies on their first date
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huh
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who is this you're talking about you
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clark gable
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i'm not clark gable
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you're not
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the hell no god are you a [ __ ]
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who are you
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sid romkowski sid ronkowski
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why have i been taking advice from you
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all this time why didn't you say
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something i thought you're my fantasy my
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idol but i don't know you came by this
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spot one day and started talking out
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loud asking a bunch of stupid-ass
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questions
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i was off take a leak in the bushes and
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overheard you i thought it'd help you
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out
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you look amazing that i call gable
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it's uncanny
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you think so really
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wow
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anyway i can't wait to hear
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did you call louise of the phone like i
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told you do she cut off a phone service
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oh well i
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you tried dating other women
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last night oh margie let how did it go
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i don't know i thought we had a good
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time
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so i really can't say that existential
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nihilism is the only way to go
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personally that is for me i i tend to
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lean towards zen with zionist tendencies
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arrived at uh to a thorough study of the
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neoplatonic relationship of uh
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chlorophyll touretteson
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in other words everything is predestined
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to chicago or new york
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subjunctive subjectivity on the other
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hand tells us that within the realm of
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eternal halitosis and the sartre s
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duplicity of nature we are all one and
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one for all
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i uh
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i practice transcontinental meditation
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have found new morality and insights
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into
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the guy who contains this bartender set
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him up for everybody on me says what
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about me just forget it when you drink
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you get nasty
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louise
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louise
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i've got to talk to you daddy
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once and for all will you please go away
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and leave me alone we are through
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over ended finished
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that's it
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gee i was hoping for something more
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definite
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honey would you let me take care of it
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please
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you talking to me
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i don't see anybody else around you must
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be talking to me let me tell you
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something these hands are registered
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with ucla
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oh boy
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hey hey i'd really like to but i i just
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remembered i ate and uh i have to wait
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an hour i could get cramps nice cologne
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that musk
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[Music]
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when duddy's wife won't take him back
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what's this he resorts to drugs for
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three hours daddy turns into
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[Music]
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i used car salesman
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yoho yes yo yo schmuck look at this
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fifty two thousand dollars i'll give you
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a car for the car we're willing to be a
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deal in here terrific you putts come
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here look at this we gotta come with a
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mint shield with tires
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[Music]
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so anyway my mother threw me out of the
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house when i was three and a half i've
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never been the same since hey ken you
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talk too damn much put your hand down
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here take a bra
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okay but i'm not too good at this kind
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of thing
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yeah that's it don't be shy
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[Music]
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touch your tit go on touch it
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do you want to hear my moose story god
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damn it you ineffectual pip squeak died
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be going down on her by now
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go down on it no i can't do this
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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no no no no no no no no no no no no good
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god damn it it's our first date
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do you want to go to a tupperware party
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the sneaker coming soon
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[Music]
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is
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in the middle of north central asia
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virtually untouched by commerciality
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lies the newest chic playground of the
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international smart set
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a breathtaking journey to the lower
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regions of beautiful mongolia brings us
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face to face with the mystery and magic
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of the gobi
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come with us now as we walk down the
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ancient boulevard of the gods in this
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500 000 square mile desert resort
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community
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[Music]
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a gentle ocean breeze ruffles our hair
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as we tour this huge undeveloped plateau
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formerly a barren desert the gobi was
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turned into the empire and thriving
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metropolis that we see today
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through the inspired leadership of
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genghis khan way back in the 13th
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century
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the national bird of the gobi is the
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friendly outgoing vulture
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this beautiful intelligent bird can be
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trained to sit on your head on command
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wildlife abounds in the lush vegetation
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this is a true paradise
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the shifting whispering sands uncover
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many a tale of intrigue and tell us much
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of the lifestyle of the ancients
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and like the blowing sands we too must
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move on
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and uncover more mysteries and magic of
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other playgrounds of the world
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taking leave of our newly made friends
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and their quaint food-free diets it is
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time to wave a tearful farewell to
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the magic
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hello i'm buddy hackett i've been asked
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to speak to you on behalf of an
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organization known as s-t-o-p-i-t
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stop it
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or the society to oppress and prevent
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involuntary tinkling is a totally
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non-profit institution as national
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chairperson this year i decided to pay a
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visit to the institute
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here on the grounds of their main
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facility in watertown new york we see
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many of the cures being tried to stop
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the flood
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one of the newest and most effective
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methods they're using here at stop it is
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negative reinforcement training
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now let's listen in how many times i
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have to tell you you big [ __ ] you're
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nothing you big baby
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you know what a disappointment you are
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to your mother and father if i had a
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hand pardon me but aren't you being a
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bit rough on him
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what's it to you mac the kid won't stop
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pissing
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what are you a piss freak or something
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hello again
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now this is robert isn't it
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can you tell everyone out there why
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you're here with us today
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well it's because you're the stop it
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poster boy for this year isn't that
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right
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well bob is well on his way to becoming
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a normal healthy young man
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all due to the never-ending work of stop
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it right bobby
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right now theater ushers are starting to
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move up this theater's aisles with tin
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cups that will soon be pissed the past
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down your row
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when that cup of kindness reaches you
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i hope
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you will find it in your hearts to reach
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way in and pull out whatever you can to
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deposit in the cup
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do it for the kids or do it for yourself
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you'll feel relieved that you did
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thanks
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[Music]
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we've got a place
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[Music]
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chewy
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gooey plastic if you've got the munchies
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then this
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will is your mind we don't think you
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understand the way we break evens at the
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regression stand
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are you
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is
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[Music]
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so
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what happens when this movie mongrel
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exchanges bodies with a famous motion
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picture mogul
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walt whitney productions has done it
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again you will howl with delight when
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you see the shaggy studio jeep roy oh
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you [ __ ]
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sir how are you today don't ask look i'd
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like to rent a car right away
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okay will that be cash your credit card
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credit card
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i seem to have lost my wallet
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i've seemed to have lost my pocket as
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much as i'd like to help you i'm afraid
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we're gonna need some of those things in
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order to rent you a car
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what i'm walt whisney
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walt whisney
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[Music]
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thanks for the ride
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go on pal
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[Applause]
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it's dead less than a week and already
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rory's
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blocked
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yes it's another fun-filled laugh riot
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as the whisney studios goes to the dogs
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i'm sorry i'm late i got hung up chasing
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cars i am sorry i tried to stop
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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will walt regain control of the studio
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before roy has him neutered
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[Music]
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don't miss it the lab riot of this and
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many a year to come
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see walt whisney's latest the shaggy
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studio chief
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and on the same program the academy
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award-winning walt whitney short the
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calf who thought she was a chicken
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[Music]
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they're back nine cute cuddly adorable
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little bears you've been with them when
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they came from behind to win the little
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league championship and you saw them
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play for 50 000 people at the astrodome
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you've seen them in japan and now
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they're back again the bad news bears in
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getting laid
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[Music]
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well howdy folks welcome to our place
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hey you got me on one of my busy days i
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was just bringing the necks of a couple
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of chickens here
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hey you want to watch it's kind of
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interesting
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00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:51,760
geez i remember the first couple of
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hundred times i did it
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i threw up all over myself
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keep that up for a couple of months
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but hell you get used to even that
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anyway
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paul's up in the kitchen he's been
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expecting you
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hey
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we got company get your britches on
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excuse me
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did you have a snort buckwheat
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it's not bad
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[Music]
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ah really get off on that stuff
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ma don't like me to use it but i told
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her it clears up my hay fever
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but say
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you came here
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to see some of the scenes from that
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moving picture me and my maid
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ma and pa take francis to new york
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00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:10,159
and here i go talk in a mile a minute
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00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:11,600
hmm
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00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,480
must be the rush of that buckwheat to my
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hand
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00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:18,720
but i'm all set to go here
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so sit back
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and have yourself a chuckle or two
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00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,399
how's it going
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00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,679
who said that
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00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:38,880
who's here
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00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,440
i did dummy over here
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00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,399
the name's francis
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oh i'm not hearing this it can't be
531
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you're a pig and pigs don't talk
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00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,159
i wouldn't bet on it buster your old
533
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:55,840
lady's a pig and all she ever does is
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talk
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mom
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[Music]
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my
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you better come here
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00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,720
oh what's the matter for crying out
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00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,720
loud just spoke to me mom
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00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,720
ah shut up and listen i give us a plan
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00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,399
where we can make us all a lot of fast
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though
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now listen
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we go to new york see i got a friend who
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works at the post office
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[Music]
548
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oh
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your sex man that's what's the matter
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00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:03,279
with you gonna have to go to jail to get
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00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,320
some privacy
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00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
i love new york what a town
553
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,919
open up hey we're having an orgy
554
00:31:13,919 --> 00:31:16,919
hamscray
555
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,279
you know you're not allowed to have a
556
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,640
pig in here
557
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,360
oh that's
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00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,760
get francis of that pig
559
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,399
you understand
560
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,720
they're gonna walk putts or i'll crania
561
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:45,679
what did you just say
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00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:47,919
i didn't say that
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00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:50,240
that was francis
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00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,640
he can talk
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00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,600
he can talk kenny
566
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you
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get rid of the pig are you check out
568
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,200
amy
569
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,120
you're one ugly son of a [ __ ] you know
570
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,399
that your mother sucks [ __ ] in hell oh
571
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:11,360
now wait just a minute
572
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,360
that was the pig
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00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,159
you see he's going to make us all rich
574
00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:17,840
he can talk
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00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,480
say something for the man francis go
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00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,840
ahead now
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00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,720
talk to the man
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00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:25,919
i
579
00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:29,039
am going to ignore that last remark
580
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:31,360
and kind of you're a crazy old man
581
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,519
but i don't wanna hear another word
582
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:36,880
you get me
583
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,039
not a peep
584
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:41,440
yes sir
585
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,120
tommy bag city queen
586
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:47,600
that does it
587
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,960
i am no gummy
588
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,360
you got a great hook there lefty
589
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,679
well thank you i was in the golden glo
590
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:05,440
well folks
591
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,760
that's all the film we have to show you
592
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,960
now
593
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,200
you'll have to pay your 50 cents if you
594
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,279
want to see the rest
595
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:15,600
isn't that right mom who gives a rat's
596
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,679
ass anyway get off the table red for
597
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:19,200
god's sakes
598
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,840
i told you to ask for a percentage of
599
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,679
this film but oh no not you
600
00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:27,919
you said ma
601
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:30,000
nobody's going to see this motion
602
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,120
picture nobody wants to see two old
603
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,679
geezers make fools out of themselves now
604
00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:37,679
a lot of people do
605
00:33:37,679 --> 00:33:41,120
oh we ain't got the ranger was born with
606
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,120
lose your balls that weren't attached
607
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,840
y'all visit us again real
608
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,760
soon yeah
609
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,510
i'd love to see you
610
00:33:55,510 --> 00:33:57,000
[Music]
611
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,850
folks folks
612
00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:47,929
[Music]
613
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
do
614
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:22,880
[Music]
615
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,040
do
616
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,520
[Applause]
617
00:35:49,520 --> 00:37:01,019
[Music]
618
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,320
so
619
00:37:17,390 --> 00:38:03,349
[Music]
620
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:09,640
[Music]
621
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:20,519
[Applause]
622
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,640
ladies and gentlemen
623
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,400
i i i have to make a uh a disturbing
624
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,640
announcement concerning this afternoon's
625
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,200
performance
626
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,000
you see uh pavlova pavlova prima
627
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,200
ballerina is uh get rid of the bus she's
628
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,960
sick
629
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,800
very sick
630
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,839
and uh so come on
631
00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:50,560
there will be no performance
632
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,640
of the scuffed shoes tonight
633
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,280
ladies and gentlemen ladies and
634
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,119
gentlemen please you must you must
635
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:01,200
understand that situation
636
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,100
hey listen
637
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,920
[Music]
638
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,560
i don't know how to tell you this but
639
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,800
she's she's been taken with a serious
640
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,280
case of
641
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,119
[Music]
642
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:17,160
now look at dead the girl is dead
643
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,400
[Applause]
644
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:19,560
[Music]
645
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,720
[Applause]
646
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:55,680
[Music]
647
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,160
can anybody stop these things
648
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,520
my feet's just killing me
649
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:06,640
he didn't know a tortilla from shinoba
650
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,960
but he danced and he danced and he
651
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,839
danced
652
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:17,160
until he was shot the following morning
653
00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:34,170
[Applause]
654
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:40,079
[Music]
655
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,760
yeah i'm a war correspondent
656
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,839
name's piles
657
00:40:47,839 --> 00:40:50,400
ernie pyles
658
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,320
a lot of human stories came out of world
659
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,720
war ii
660
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,560
these guys
661
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,680
well
662
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,599
each one of them's got his own story to
663
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:01,839
tell
664
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:07,839
oh you've got watermarks on those
665
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,119
who's kidding who hell i'm no good to
666
00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:19,119
anyone with these utensils i can't
667
00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:21,280
finish half the meal i had to choose
668
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,079
between a fork and a spoon i can't eat
669
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:26,640
spaghetti i can't have soup could
670
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,160
complain and you think you got it bad
671
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,839
what about me
672
00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:32,079
three years in hell
673
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:33,599
lay your life down for your country and
674
00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:34,960
what does it get you
675
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,240
goddamn plate in your head
676
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,200
yeah
677
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,200
all these guys came back to tell their
678
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,280
stories
679
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,720
but
680
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,440
there were thousands upon thousands of
681
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,280
gi's chirenes and swabbies who
682
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,640
just never came back
683
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,640
so it's up to guys like me to tell it
684
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,400
for him
685
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,480
and this is my tribute to those brave
686
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,040
american kids who fought and died to
687
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,960
make this country the land of the free
688
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,680
and the home of the brave
689
00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:42,560
[Music]
690
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:54,130
[Applause]
691
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,520
no [ __ ]
692
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,520
if you ask any gi who survived the most
693
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,200
important thing you learned in basic
694
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,800
training
695
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,960
he'll tell you grab all the sack time
696
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,680
you can
697
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,560
those five brave boys shared this
698
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,800
barracks
699
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,880
now they share a foxhole in hell
700
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,160
but for a while there
701
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,240
this was home
702
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,839
wasn't always as quiet though
703
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,520
this was
704
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,720
private snitz bunk
705
00:43:39,839 --> 00:43:40,880
this
706
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,640
well this was his locker
707
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,119
oh darling dwayne
708
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:47,200
i miss you so much
709
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,839
it is hot here and i find myself
710
00:43:49,839 --> 00:43:52,480
throbbing all over when i think of you
711
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,480
i took a walk last night
712
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,319
past the tree where you carved our
713
00:43:56,319 --> 00:43:57,760
initials and i
714
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,160
started to pulsate just thinking about
715
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,280
the night we spent in your car under
716
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,839
that tree just before you headed back to
717
00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:07,280
camp
718
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,520
i strolled over to the library and sat
719
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,680
on the big old cannon just straddling my
720
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,640
legs in the town square and it reminded
721
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,440
me
722
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,319
of the first time we made love i miss
723
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:20,160
you dwayne
724
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,720
i must have you again soon or i shall go
725
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,400
mad
726
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,000
i don't suppose you have much time to
727
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,319
think about me but when you do always
728
00:44:28,319 --> 00:44:30,480
remember i love you
729
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,960
and i'll do anything you want me to
730
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,160
just to make you happy
731
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,639
[Music]
732
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,440
don't fail me now honey don't get out
733
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,440
there there's a minefield you'll never
734
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,760
make it
735
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:07,920
how you doing lenny
736
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,040
i think i've been hit sarge
737
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,480
oh
738
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,119
uh hi
739
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:36,880
back already
740
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,160
uh
741
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,240
uh
742
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,520
well uh
743
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,960
off uh
744
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,319
offshore a uh submarine crew uh
745
00:45:46,319 --> 00:45:47,520
nervously
746
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,560
awaits our commandos
747
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,920
so
748
00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:16,260
[Music]
749
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,400
um
750
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,160
just a run in the sun
751
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,650
[Music]
752
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:20,510
[Music]
753
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,630
[Music]
754
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,920
the only good indian as a dead indian
755
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,880
now get back that samurai
756
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,400
no no no no no no no no do not kill them
757
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,920
to my people
758
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,079
the cowboy is sacred
759
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:05,839
the cow and the cowboy they are sacred
760
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:08,000
you must not kill him
761
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,079
ours sacred
762
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:11,010
cowboy
763
00:48:11,010 --> 00:48:14,079
[Music]
764
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,280
perhaps you didn't understand
765
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:32,250
we must see what this is
766
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:34,240
[Music]
767
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,000
what are you hat on
768
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,079
she's a maybe a bounty hunter when none
769
00:48:38,079 --> 00:48:39,599
you want them to know you got a price on
770
00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:42,760
your head
771
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:56,559
[Music]
772
00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:00,720
so
773
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,760
how long have you been with don corleone
774
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,680
two years before that it was done to
775
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,680
meet you for six years
776
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,800
don rickles for three
777
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,720
hey you
778
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,960
silent stranger
779
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,240
i'ma come to get you
780
00:49:22,319 --> 00:49:25,839
oh boy you're gonna be one dead man
781
00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:27,359
show yourself
782
00:49:27,359 --> 00:49:30,760
show yourself
783
00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:40,720
[Music]
784
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,119
but it is
785
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,319
what you have in your hand there
786
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:49,520
stranger you make me so mad
787
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,599
pidgey
788
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:53,680
this is going to hurt you a lot more
789
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,040
than it does me
790
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,400
i kill him the son of a [ __ ]
791
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:09,480
my feet
792
00:50:11,090 --> 00:50:14,469
[Applause]
793
00:50:16,150 --> 00:50:19,439
[Music]
794
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:38,480
[Music]
795
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,960
hey baby would you
796
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:48,240
can you find out where we at
797
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,480
no
798
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,680
[ __ ]
799
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,810
[Music]
800
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:02,480
ow
801
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,359
baby we didn't cut loose on the juice
802
00:51:05,359 --> 00:51:06,930
it's on empty
803
00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:12,640
[Music]
804
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,200
a musician and his girl lost in the
805
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,079
southern backwood out of gas and a long
806
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:21,559
way from home
807
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,480
um
808
00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:49,619
[Music]
809
00:51:51,640 --> 00:52:00,150
[Music]
810
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,680
out of there folks
811
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,559
it's kind of a strange place to be
812
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:12,580
practicing your drums
813
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:15,599
[Music]
814
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:19,359
son what'd you say your name was
815
00:52:19,359 --> 00:52:21,680
look i didn't say
816
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,640
but it's elijah abdul jamal mohammed
817
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,280
what a pretty name
818
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,280
elijah
819
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,119
you must be boobies
820
00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:41,220
how did you know my name
821
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:42,960
[Music]
822
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,960
is
823
00:52:58,839 --> 00:53:02,079
yeah this will make you feel better
824
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:03,359
come on
825
00:53:03,359 --> 00:53:04,319
take it
826
00:53:04,319 --> 00:53:05,440
good [ __ ]
827
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,480
come on
828
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,319
homegrown
829
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:11,800
cedar columbia
830
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:17,680
there's some coke there in the glove
831
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,200
compartment if you want a couple of
832
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:19,800
snorts
833
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,280
[Music]
834
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,400
you know
835
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,559
what the oldest living animal supposed
836
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:29,760
to be is the lake sturgeon you believe
837
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,599
that
838
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:34,079
you believe that lake sturgeon
839
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:36,720
152
840
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,040
152 years i always thought it was a
841
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,780
turtle
842
00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:45,030
[Music]
843
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,480
why don't you take cabin number nine at
844
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,880
the end
845
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,280
come on
846
00:53:54,319 --> 00:53:57,359
a strange night a strange time a strange
847
00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:58,319
town
848
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:01,119
and a very strange sheriff cannot put my
849
00:54:01,119 --> 00:54:02,880
finger on
850
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,359
why are they so nice to us i don't know
851
00:54:05,359 --> 00:54:06,960
i don't know and you'll stop picking on
852
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,960
me
853
00:54:11,359 --> 00:54:14,480
out of there folks my name is delma
854
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,920
parked your van out there and brought
855
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,520
you some food here today but you might
856
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,520
want to chow down we got some hot
857
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,599
chicken looks like some potatoes and
858
00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:25,040
some cold slaw and
859
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,040
well you sure are pretty lady you know
860
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,160
that
861
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,640
whatever tell you that before
862
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,319
like a little bunny rabbit sitting there
863
00:54:32,319 --> 00:54:34,319
on the edge of the bed all fluffy and
864
00:54:34,319 --> 00:54:36,880
white like that
865
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,200
pink parts aren't bad either
866
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,880
may i help you
867
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,480
thank you
868
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,960
what color in your eyes you're so pretty
869
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:52,760
now just a minute you dumb [ __ ] kicker
870
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,780
what you call me fella
871
00:54:55,780 --> 00:55:00,400
[Music]
872
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,160
[ __ ] kickoff
873
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,960
[ __ ] kicker
874
00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:08,319
you just call me [ __ ] kicker
875
00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:12,000
huh did you call me [ __ ] kicker
876
00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:15,280
[ __ ]
877
00:55:18,559 --> 00:55:21,200
would that be like uh like kicking [ __ ]
878
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,040
you know [ __ ] kick [ __ ] kicker
879
00:55:25,119 --> 00:55:26,640
women
880
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,030
i'm a [ __ ] kicker
881
00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:33,040
[Laughter]
882
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,800
i bet that's why we got these pointed
883
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,480
boots you know the toes like that you
884
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,760
can kick [ __ ] in the corners
885
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,559
that's good i love that
886
00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:44,720
honestly y'all have a good time that's
887
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,640
your mom wait up over there you'll [ __ ]
888
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,960
kicker
889
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,760
how much more could two people take
890
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,640
terrified hungry tired sleepy but they
891
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,400
dare not drop their guard
892
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,079
something must be wrong
893
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:02,640
why else were these people so nice so
894
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,359
kind to them
895
00:56:05,359 --> 00:56:08,079
oh baby
896
00:56:14,319 --> 00:56:17,839
how you doing this morning
897
00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:21,920
[Music]
898
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,160
someday you may find yourself in some
899
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,920
small town where everyone is ever so
900
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,799
nice to you welcome to bacon county
901
00:56:30,799 --> 00:56:33,200
welcome back okay
902
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,520
bye
903
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,880
previews from that's exploitation
904
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,880
with all the biggest stars and the other
905
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,720
star
906
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,799
and scenes from the happy hooker goes
907
00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:52,800
down on washington
908
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,400
[Music]
909
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,839
2069 a space orgy
910
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,280
the spy who bit me
911
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,640
and all the president's girls
912
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:15,160
coming soon that's sexploitation
913
00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:22,359
the n-t-r-a-l-centro
914
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,200
yes they're back those three
915
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,520
all-american boys who rah-rah their way
916
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,319
into your hearts in the pom-pom boys and
917
00:57:30,319 --> 00:57:33,280
have they ever got problems
918
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,440
boy you sure look great hey how's the
919
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,960
team feeling about the big girls
920
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,640
basketball game coming up with hamilton
921
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,160
high
922
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,160
a very good one
923
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,319
oh betty's got bd and without her i just
924
00:57:44,319 --> 00:57:45,440
don't see how we're going to stand a
925
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,160
chance against her big center zelda yeah
926
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,160
she scored 27 even with betty playing
927
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,880
last year i'm aware of that gee i wish
928
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,599
there was some way we guys could help
929
00:57:55,599 --> 00:57:57,680
maybe there is one
930
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,440
maybe there is
931
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,760
well what is it ann for god's sake tell
932
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,240
me tease well it has been rumored
933
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,160
that the only thing big zelda loves to
934
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,480
do more than stuff a ball and a hoop
935
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,880
is to stuff something else somewhere
936
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,119
else
937
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:18,079
you mean a little sex
938
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:20,000
that's it you know sex
939
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,559
i mean if you boys could manage to tire
940
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:24,559
big zelda out tonight maybe she wouldn't
941
00:58:24,559 --> 00:58:26,799
be so formidable tomorrow i don't know
942
00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:29,520
and i'll have to talk to the guys
943
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,240
i'll call you later
944
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,319
thanks warren and remember
945
00:58:34,319 --> 00:58:37,040
it's for the whole school and especially
946
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,119
me
947
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:42,480
i'll see you i'll call you later
948
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,680
all season long they had rooted their
949
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,480
team home could they get it up for one
950
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,920
more game well i vote we do it
951
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,160
i mean after all it is the game of the
952
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,880
season we owe it to the girls
953
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,599
uh okay count me
954
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:02,680
in this game
955
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,160
last year
956
00:59:19,359 --> 00:59:21,760
each gave his all for the team and then
957
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,720
gave it again and then again
958
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,319
and then again
959
00:59:26,319 --> 00:59:29,920
hey get here i want oh you get in here
960
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:37,680
[Music]
961
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,190
got the car
962
00:59:39,190 --> 00:59:50,880
[Music]
963
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,680
were they successful find out soon when
964
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,760
the pom-pom boys returns to a theater
965
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,079
near you
966
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,960
so
967
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:15,020
[Music]
968
01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:18,150
[Applause]
969
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:36,720
[Music]
970
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,799
confused billy seeks guidance from the
971
01:00:38,799 --> 01:00:41,520
wisdom of the ancients he returns to his
972
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,440
power place for a rendezvous with the
973
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,440
spirits
974
01:00:50,400 --> 01:01:11,920
[Music]
975
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,839
thanks mister you just saved us from the
976
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:16,000
wicked [ __ ] of the north by southwest
977
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,400
you mean witch this witch was a real
978
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,520
[ __ ] come on
979
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,160
when in ours
980
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,920
hell with it
981
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,359
howdy
982
01:01:33,359 --> 01:01:34,640
say can you tell us how to get to
983
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,839
emerald city
984
01:01:35,839 --> 01:01:38,720
emerald city oh shucks you don't want to
985
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,440
go to emerald city oh well i mean it
986
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,839
used to be a nice place to go back 30 40
987
01:01:43,839 --> 01:01:47,200
years ago maybe but not now hell no they
988
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,440
got people living there five to a half
989
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,000
they got smug like you wouldn't believe
990
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,319
and whatever you do don't drink the
991
01:01:54,319 --> 01:01:55,599
water
992
01:01:55,599 --> 01:01:59,359
no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh hey would you two
993
01:01:59,359 --> 01:02:04,359
fellers maybe uh give me a hand here
994
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,440
he's well hung isn't he
995
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,359
that's it that's it good
996
01:02:17,490 --> 01:02:27,250
[Music]
997
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:33,240
oil can oil can
998
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,799
[Music]
999
01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:39,920
boy i feel a lot better now
1000
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,559
i'm stuffed
1001
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:48,119
well thanks billy and thank you shorty
1002
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,319
shorty
1003
01:02:50,319 --> 01:02:52,400
did i just hear you call that [ __ ]
1004
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,040
shorty when i hear somebody call a
1005
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,799
friend of mine shorty or pygmy or shrimp
1006
01:02:58,799 --> 01:03:00,720
or half pine or
1007
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,880
billy or or tiny or or teeny tiny
1008
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,839
anyway
1009
01:03:05,839 --> 01:03:08,000
when i hear words like that
1010
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,720
words filled with hate and wreaking with
1011
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,839
the total lack of respect for the simple
1012
01:03:13,839 --> 01:03:17,200
basic god-given innate dignity of
1013
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,640
mankind well i
1014
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,520
oh sure he's sure yeah he little evil
1015
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,480
yeah he's he's even teeny tiny maybe
1016
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,119
but when i see injustice perpetrated
1017
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,680
when i see such a total lack of regard
1018
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,400
for even these silly insignificant
1019
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,280
little
1020
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,430
twerks when i go [ __ ] ready
1021
01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:56,480
[Music]
1022
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,960
and now this theater is proud to present
1023
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,079
the first all talking
1024
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:04,000
all singing
1025
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,920
all brown
1026
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,680
musical short
1027
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,039
dark town
1028
01:04:09,039 --> 01:04:12,520
after dark
1029
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:16,039
hmm
1030
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:30,160
[Music]
1031
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,270
hmm
1032
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:40,730
[Music]
1033
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,200
um
1034
01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:56,710
[Music]
1035
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,079
hey calvin i want you to pass these
1036
01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:01,599
around to the guys a little something i
1037
01:05:01,599 --> 01:05:05,559
wrote up one way over here
1038
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,039
well i woke up this afternoon and i felt
1039
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:21,160
that everything was pretty much
1040
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,680
[Music]
1041
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,599
that's good
1042
01:05:25,599 --> 01:05:29,280
and i made love to my baby
1043
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,520
in my usual
1044
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,039
way
1045
01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:37,000
that's even better
1046
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,599
i tried to put on my shoes they were too
1047
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:44,460
tight they would not feed
1048
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:47,679
[Music]
1049
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,079
then i went to use the convenience and
1050
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:54,319
almost froze my
1051
01:05:54,319 --> 01:05:57,319
toes
1052
01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:06,690
[Music]
1053
01:06:08,930 --> 01:06:12,960
[Music]
1054
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,280
now i'm returning my nobel peace prize
1055
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,440
all my oscars
1056
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,640
surprise
1057
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,359
some folks look at my medals with greed
1058
01:06:25,359 --> 01:06:28,160
i just laugh at them all and say all i
1059
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,480
really need
1060
01:06:33,430 --> 01:06:40,980
[Music]
1061
01:06:42,319 --> 01:06:45,319
[ __ ]
1062
01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:59,310
[Music]
1063
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,799
and i don't care if i sit in the front
1064
01:07:06,799 --> 01:07:08,160
or the back
1065
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,319
you can keep your daughter unless she's
1066
01:07:10,319 --> 01:07:11,680
real young
1067
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,599
cause those rumors are true and i'm
1068
01:07:13,599 --> 01:07:16,720
really hung on what
1069
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,079
boys
1070
01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:20,720
tight [ __ ] and shoes and a long place
1071
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:21,920
to [ __ ]
1072
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:25,039
[ __ ] blue shoes and a warm blazing [ __ ]
1073
01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:27,760
tight [ __ ] new
1074
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,319
of [ __ ] that's it
1075
01:07:30,319 --> 01:07:33,640
that's it
1076
01:07:37,810 --> 01:07:46,880
[Music]
1077
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,200
now you won't find me in a watermelon
1078
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,319
patch
1079
01:07:50,319 --> 01:07:52,559
out with the boys digging up some
1080
01:07:52,559 --> 01:07:55,440
scratch just to buy some muggles or
1081
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,200
maybe some hash
1082
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,039
and i'm not usually invited to a
1083
01:07:59,039 --> 01:08:00,880
republican bash
1084
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,799
unless they got
1085
01:08:02,799 --> 01:08:05,599
you know night [ __ ] loose shoes and a
1086
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:07,520
warm place of [ __ ]
1087
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,470
[ __ ] little shoes
1088
01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:13,590
[Music]
1089
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,359
that's it
1090
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:20,529
[Music]
1091
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,600
so
1092
01:08:48,238 --> 01:08:51,260
and a warm place to shave
1093
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:59,279
[Music]
1094
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:09,480
that's dark town after dark
1095
01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:23,109
[Music]
1096
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,899
so
1097
01:09:24,899 --> 01:10:09,229
[Music]
1098
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:44,180
[Music]
1099
01:10:46,630 --> 01:10:47,210
[Applause]
1100
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:54,400
[Music]
1101
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,120
coming attractions we've got so much
1102
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,040
action so save
1103
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:02,719
your money save your time
1104
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:07,199
it ain't a sneak preview you don't have
1105
01:11:07,199 --> 01:11:10,280
to stand in line
1106
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,159
[Music]
1107
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:15,679
we got romantic stories we got epic
1108
01:11:15,679 --> 01:11:18,480
glories with guys and girls who do it
1109
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:21,199
all night
1110
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:26,880
it's going to drive and moving turn on
1111
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,590
your legs
1112
01:11:28,590 --> 01:11:51,760
[Music]
1113
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,159
well if we miss you there'll be a
1114
01:11:55,159 --> 01:11:58,000
comment too
1115
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,080
all right
1116
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,040
[Music]
1117
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,120
if it's a comedy
1118
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,679
if it's a tragedy
1119
01:12:05,679 --> 01:12:09,199
we took out a lie
1120
01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:11,280
all right
1121
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,600
left in a joke
1122
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,640
took out the plot
1123
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,800
all right
1124
01:12:21,450 --> 01:12:30,119
[Music]
1125
01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:33,520
coming attractions we got so much action
1126
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,230
so save your
1127
01:12:36,230 --> 01:12:42,810
[Music]
1128
01:12:43,270 --> 01:12:46,159
[Applause]
1129
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:49,159
boys
1130
01:12:49,900 --> 01:13:17,050
[Music]
1131
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,000
you
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