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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:25,397 --> 00:02:27,397 Darling Drusilla... 2 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,600 I have existed from the morning of the world... 3 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,600 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. 4 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,353 Although I have taken the form of Caius Caligula, 5 00:03:52,453 --> 00:03:55,200 I am all men as I am no man and so... 6 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,500 I am a god. 7 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,260 - What's it like with Marcellus? - What's what like? 8 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,200 - He's so fat. He's disgusting. - He's not. 9 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,040 - He's only large. - But tiny where it counts. 10 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:10,500 - How do you know? - I saw him at the baths. 11 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,800 - Poor... poor Drusilla. - You are vile. 12 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,037 - Halt. - Message for the Prince. 13 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,217 - Identify yourself. - Macro. 14 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,900 - Password? - Justice. 15 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,417 Prince? 16 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,100 Forgive me, Prince. 17 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,830 The Emperor commands you to wait upon him. 18 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:06,200 What does he want? 19 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,800 A last look at you perhaps. He is 77. 20 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 May he live forever. 21 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,354 How is Ennia? 22 00:07:18,454 --> 00:07:24,055 My wife lives only for the day she can see you again, Prince. 23 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,700 Wait outside. 24 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,867 - What does all this mean? - Take care, little boots. 25 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:56,100 - Pray to Isis for me. - I'll follow you as soon as I can. 26 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,900 I hate coming back here, Macro. 27 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,300 He's planning something. 28 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:22,580 You've nothing to fear. I command the Praetorian guards. 29 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,400 With Tiberius, there's always something to fear. 30 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,450 Be very careful of Nerva. 31 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:32,310 They say he can even tell what you're thinking. 32 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:35,728 Nerva. 33 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:38,203 - Prince. - Dear friend. 34 00:08:38,303 --> 00:08:40,609 Ten years is a long time for the Emperor... 35 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:41,700 to be hidden away. 36 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,622 I should feel a great deal happier... 37 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:46,000 if he was back in Rome where he belongs. 38 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:50,500 - Tell me, how is the Emperor? - Old, like me. 39 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,358 I mean, how is his mood? 40 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:56,100 Like the weather. 41 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,273 But the weather's good today. 42 00:08:58,373 --> 00:09:00,373 Changeable. 43 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,781 I've heard that during the last month seven of my... 44 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,351 colleagues in the senate have been put to death. 45 00:09:09,451 --> 00:09:11,100 For treason. 46 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,203 Nine to be exact. Five of them cheated. 47 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:17,644 They killed themselves. 48 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,363 That wasn't playing fair. 49 00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:23,564 Don't you agree, Nerva? 50 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,300 They were all good men. 51 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,486 If they were all good men, how could 52 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:34,900 their beloved Emperor find them guilty? 53 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,720 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 54 00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:29,883 Caligula. 55 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,380 - Beloved grandfather. - Do your dance, boy. 56 00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:43,421 - My dance? - Yes. 57 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,288 The one you delighted the army 58 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:47,369 with when your father made you its mascot. 59 00:10:47,469 --> 00:10:48,500 Come on. 60 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,600 Little boots. 61 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,209 - I've forgotten it, Lord. - Oh, dance for me. 62 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,510 Delight me. 63 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,300 Dance. 64 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,800 My little fishies. 65 00:11:15,101 --> 00:11:17,101 Fishies. 66 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,444 Alright, my little fishies. Come in. 67 00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:24,663 All of you. 68 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,100 Stop that. 69 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,472 Out, little fishes. You've had enough for today. 70 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,784 - Caligula. - Yes, my Lord? 71 00:12:57,884 --> 00:12:59,900 Why do you say such monstrous things 72 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 about me at Rome? 73 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:05,100 - I hear you often pray for my death. - I don't, Lord, ever. 74 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,042 You do not? 75 00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:10,146 By heavens, Caesar, I swear I do not. 76 00:13:10,451 --> 00:13:12,451 You do not in... 77 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,600 in public. 78 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,594 Never, Lord. 79 00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,760 Remember this. 80 00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:22,361 That I have let you live... 81 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,767 so far. 82 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,896 My little fishies love me. 83 00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:35,112 Innocents, you see. 84 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,500 I protect their innocence. 85 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 It is the least I can do, for it is a foul world. 86 00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:46,738 Away now! 87 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,910 Nerva is scowling at us. Help me, Nerva. 88 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,859 Help me transform this young barbarian... 89 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,113 into a Roman caesar. 90 00:13:57,213 --> 00:14:00,043 There have been three Roman caesars. 91 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,543 Julius, Augustus and yourself. 92 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,500 - Which do you want him to be? - Best. 93 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,503 That would be your father, Augustus. 94 00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:12,080 You see, Caligula, I'm insulted to my face. 95 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,729 Nerva, dear friend. 96 00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:18,605 Watch out for Macro when I'm dead. 97 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:25,322 - I know. He hates me... - Because you are wise. 98 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,344 Because you are good. 99 00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:34,450 So when I'm gone, watch out for Macro. 100 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,720 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 101 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300 What might they be? 102 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:52,951 Heaven help Rome. For I'm gone. 103 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900 I am old. 104 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,043 Yes, Lord, but you will live forever. 105 00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:04,575 All my family are dead but you, child Gemellus and that... 106 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,813 Claudius, that uncle. 107 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,511 The others struck down by fate. 108 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:17,856 And it is fate, little boots, that rules us, not any god. 109 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,300 You are a god, Lord. 110 00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:25,566 No, I'm not. Not even when I'm dead. 111 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,430 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, 112 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:29,700 they are gods. 113 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,036 So say the Senate... 114 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,401 and so the people prefer to believe. 115 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,501 Such myths they use. 116 00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:49,152 - Little boots, just look at you. - Yes, Caesar? 117 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:00,782 I am mercy. A viper in Rome's bosom. 118 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:17,065 Uncle. 119 00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:33,075 Caligula. 120 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:36,512 Do you think this boy has been drinking? 121 00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:40,722 - I think he has, Caesar. - So do I. Macro. 122 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,975 - Yes, Lord? - Bring him more wine. 123 00:16:43,075 --> 00:16:45,075 And waste none. 124 00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:54,400 Remove your bootlaces. 125 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:38,178 And what do they say of me at Rome? 126 00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:41,717 Well, they need you, Lord and they miss you. 127 00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:45,399 Most of my life I have given to the Roman people. 128 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,499 I have fought. 129 00:17:48,723 --> 00:17:50,723 I have given all. 130 00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:56,792 - Aren't they lovely? - Yes, Lord. 131 00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,132 The satyrs are from Illyria. 132 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,998 And... 133 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:08,634 This nymph... is from... Where are you from? 134 00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,655 Britain, Lord. 135 00:18:12,707 --> 00:18:14,707 Britain. 136 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,412 Speaking statues. 137 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:21,482 Yes, yes. And they do more than speak. They do... 138 00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:28,751 - You prefer nymphs to satyrs? - I like both, Lord. 139 00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:33,235 One needs both. Yes. To keep healthy. 140 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:40,976 Rome is a republic and you and I are playing citizens. 141 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,538 More confection. 142 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,950 That's it. 143 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:37,404 That's the best of my stallions. 144 00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:44,213 Serve the state, Caligula, although the people in it are wicked beasts. 145 00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:47,964 - But they love you, Lord. - Oh, no. No. 146 00:19:48,314 --> 00:19:52,867 They fear me. And that is much better. 147 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:01,300 I have no choice, you see. 148 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,477 No choice. 149 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,954 No choice? 150 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,800 All I wanted was private life. 151 00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:12,743 I did not truly want to become emperor, 152 00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:13,843 but I had to. 153 00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:14,859 Had to? 154 00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,709 If someone else had become emperor, 155 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,809 I would have been killed. 156 00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:23,043 As you will be. 157 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,185 Will be? 158 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,890 Will be gra... gr... 159 00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:00,839 Will be, Grandfather? 160 00:21:00,939 --> 00:21:03,870 Would be, if you were not my heir. 161 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:08,203 When Rome was just a city and we were 162 00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:11,663 just citizens, known to one another. D'you see? 163 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:17,600 My, we were frugal, good, disciplined and dignified. 164 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,540 The Romans I rule are not what they were. 165 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:33,772 They lust... they lust for power and pleasure. 166 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:37,317 Money... the wives of other men... 167 00:21:38,269 --> 00:21:41,402 Oh, yes, I am a true moralist. 168 00:21:42,411 --> 00:21:44,849 And stern as any Cato. 169 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,869 Fate chose me to govern swine in my old age... 170 00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:53,609 I am become a swine-herd. 171 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:57,912 You faithless boy has drunk enough wine. 172 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,200 I think he's drunk enough, Lord. 173 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,300 So do I. 174 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,657 Now he is happy. 175 00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:23,119 Homer. You would not know that? 176 00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:25,664 You were educated in army camps only. 177 00:22:25,764 --> 00:22:27,968 You will know enough to be a swine-herd. 178 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:31,142 Caesar? The Senate sends these documents for your signature. 179 00:22:31,242 --> 00:22:33,242 Of course. 180 00:22:39,351 --> 00:22:42,230 The revised list of candidates for the Equestrian Order. 181 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,512 I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name 182 00:22:45,612 --> 00:22:48,572 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 183 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,780 Tax assessment, for Asia Minor, Brescia and Gaul. 184 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,062 I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name 185 00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:58,122 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 186 00:23:03,121 --> 00:23:04,895 Senator guilty of treason. 187 00:23:04,995 --> 00:23:08,175 Every senator believes himself to be a potential 188 00:23:08,275 --> 00:23:11,791 Caesar, therefore every senator is guilty of treason. 189 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,891 In thought, if not in deed. 190 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:18,603 The Senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, Little Boots. 191 00:23:18,703 --> 00:23:20,000 Remember that. 192 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,100 Traitors. Look at them. 193 00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,775 Traitors. 194 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,551 They offered to prove any law I made before I made it. 195 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,359 I said: 'What if I go mad? What then?' 196 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,570 No answer. They were born to be slaves, 197 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,070 Germanicus, never forget that. 198 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,500 I'm not Germanicus, Lord. I'm his son, Caligula. 199 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,900 Yes. And your friend is Macro. 200 00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:55,686 - He serves you and only you, Lord. - And his wife is your friend, too. 201 00:23:55,786 --> 00:24:00,315 - Is she friendly in bed? - We must ask Macro that, Lord. 202 00:24:00,681 --> 00:24:04,664 - She seems friendly. - And your sister, Drusilla... 203 00:24:05,802 --> 00:24:08,918 My sister is my sister, Lord. 204 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:13,321 I know everything that is said and done. 205 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,538 And thought. 206 00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:22,101 The setting sun and the rising moon. 207 00:24:25,991 --> 00:24:31,597 Gemellus, lovely boy. And too young to betray me. 208 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800 Well, perhaps not too young. 209 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:40,033 Yes. Kiss your old grandfather. Yes. My last grandson. 210 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,402 - I am your grandson, too, Caesar. - By adoption. 211 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:48,697 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 212 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,896 Poor boy. What's to become of you? 213 00:24:51,996 --> 00:24:54,343 He's like a brother to me, Lord. 214 00:24:54,443 --> 00:24:57,587 Brother? You know what a brother is in our family?. 215 00:24:57,825 --> 00:25:00,086 Brother kills a brother... 216 00:25:00,186 --> 00:25:04,135 who's killed his father who's killed his son. 217 00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:06,780 Fate. Drink, Caligula. 218 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:14,540 After you, dear brother. 219 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,500 Poor boy. 220 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:28,256 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you. 221 00:25:29,634 --> 00:25:33,709 And then, someone will kill Caligula. 222 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:44,049 Unless... unless he is dead, before I am. 223 00:25:45,481 --> 00:25:48,370 You are looking not well at all. 224 00:26:03,588 --> 00:26:07,658 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name 225 00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:11,285 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 226 00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:31,026 A brother kills a brother... who kills his father... 227 00:26:31,068 --> 00:26:36,349 who kills his son. Fate. 228 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:39,329 And then someone must kill Caligula... 229 00:26:43,261 --> 00:26:45,373 He's going to kill me. 230 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,763 You're safe. You're with me. 231 00:26:51,112 --> 00:26:53,112 He's going to kill us. 232 00:26:53,341 --> 00:26:58,469 Just the way he killed our father, our mother and our brothers. 233 00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:08,295 - I am not going to die. - You won't. 234 00:27:08,436 --> 00:27:11,396 You're his heir. There is no one else. 235 00:27:12,678 --> 00:27:19,677 Yeah, there is. There's Gemellus and Claudius. 236 00:27:21,025 --> 00:27:24,893 Gemellus is too young, Claudius is an idiot... 237 00:27:24,993 --> 00:27:30,060 and Tiberius is old. You will be emperor. Soon. 238 00:27:36,302 --> 00:27:41,368 - And you will be my queen. - You can't marry your sister. 239 00:27:42,593 --> 00:27:45,713 - You can in Egypt. - But we're in Rome 240 00:27:45,889 --> 00:27:48,369 and you're already promised. 241 00:27:52,584 --> 00:27:55,406 I know... To Ennia... 242 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,520 It's only a bird. 243 00:28:16,717 --> 00:28:19,321 - Prince? - What is it? 244 00:28:20,118 --> 00:28:22,118 My wife. 245 00:28:24,832 --> 00:28:26,832 Ennia. 246 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:46,743 Now you are a man, Caligula. What are you going to do? 247 00:28:47,027 --> 00:28:50,799 You must be the master of your own destiny. 248 00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:54,966 Take it... with both hands. 249 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:24,534 Cretins. Why did you permit him to do it? 250 00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,018 Bind his wrists. 251 00:29:29,615 --> 00:29:31,852 Bind his wrists. 252 00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,791 You must not go, you must not leave me. 253 00:29:40,891 --> 00:29:42,943 You're my friend, my only friend. 254 00:29:43,043 --> 00:29:47,493 I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life. 255 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,856 Leave us. 256 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,519 Both of you. 257 00:29:51,619 --> 00:29:54,769 The man to choose the hour of his own death... 258 00:29:54,869 --> 00:29:58,367 is the closest he will ever come to tricking fate. 259 00:29:58,467 --> 00:30:01,349 And fate decrees that when you die, 260 00:30:01,449 --> 00:30:02,865 Macro will kill me. 261 00:30:02,965 --> 00:30:05,539 I'll arrest him and have him executed. 262 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,139 You can't. He controls you. 263 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,026 Anyway, even with Macro dead, 264 00:30:12,126 --> 00:30:17,293 how could I go on living with this reptile? 265 00:30:20,239 --> 00:30:23,485 You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile? 266 00:30:23,585 --> 00:30:26,145 I've always respected him, Lord. 267 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:30,733 - You hear? - Tiberius, you were wise once. 268 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:36,742 - Don't taunt me. I am old. - I watched you grow into a monster. 269 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,550 One by one, I've seen you murder your family, 270 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:43,472 your friends, the noblest men in Rome. 271 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:46,532 - That is treason? - No, it's the truth. 272 00:30:48,374 --> 00:30:51,894 I am and always have been surrounded by enemies. 273 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:56,871 In my own family, in the Senate... You're cruel. 274 00:30:57,659 --> 00:30:58,717 You're cruel. 275 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:04,251 No, honest. Old men can sometimes see the future. 276 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:11,313 So, from evils past and evils yet to come... 277 00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:15,981 I now choose to escape. 278 00:31:25,387 --> 00:31:28,347 So these are your precautions, Nerva? 279 00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:08,844 - Nerva, what's it like? - Warm, no pain, just drifting away. 280 00:32:09,374 --> 00:32:11,374 - Do you see her? - Who? 281 00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:13,400 The Goddess. Isis. 282 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,605 So you're one of those who believe... 283 00:32:16,705 --> 00:32:18,705 Do you see her? 284 00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:21,489 - No. - Are you sure? 285 00:32:26,868 --> 00:32:31,908 You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now? 286 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:35,041 - Nothing. - You're lying. 287 00:32:35,141 --> 00:32:38,622 You can see her. I know you can. What is she like? 288 00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:43,298 No... nothing at all... 289 00:32:44,901 --> 00:32:49,606 just... sleep... 290 00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:52,215 Liar! 291 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,542 Since Nerva died, Tiberius has been half paralyzed. 292 00:34:15,642 --> 00:34:19,749 - They say he's close to death. - Tiberius dies, be worse for us. 293 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:23,369 - You love the bastard. - Take that back. 294 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:16,133 Prince. The physician Charicles. 295 00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:38,602 How is the Emperor? How long will he last? 296 00:35:38,998 --> 00:35:41,588 Well, it could happen any moment, 297 00:35:41,688 --> 00:35:44,968 but with care he might last a year or so. 298 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:51,657 I can smell death... 299 00:35:52,453 --> 00:35:53,513 but whose? 300 00:35:53,613 --> 00:35:57,148 Don't worry. He can do nothing without me. 301 00:35:58,403 --> 00:36:00,903 So these poor unfortunate creatures... 302 00:36:01,003 --> 00:36:02,884 thought... 303 00:36:02,984 --> 00:36:05,102 and where are they? 304 00:36:05,202 --> 00:36:08,602 No, Macro. He's planning something. 305 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,041 You'll be emperor, soon. 306 00:36:24,189 --> 00:36:26,707 - You swear. - I sw... 307 00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:47,755 I swear. 308 00:37:31,978 --> 00:37:34,660 Leave. Everyone leave. 309 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,366 Tiberius. 310 00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:32,858 Tiberius. 311 00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:42,707 Caligula? 312 00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:45,981 Lord. 313 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,113 Give me my ring. 314 00:39:57,614 --> 00:40:00,887 - No. - Yes. 315 00:40:12,862 --> 00:40:16,988 You... do not dare. 316 00:40:17,804 --> 00:40:18,825 Prince. 317 00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:21,632 You do not dare. 318 00:41:35,399 --> 00:41:37,399 Hail, Caesar. 319 00:41:40,012 --> 00:41:41,400 Hail, Caesar. 320 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,410 I'll get everyone assembled in the hall. 321 00:41:44,510 --> 00:41:46,510 For the announcement. 322 00:42:36,305 --> 00:42:38,305 Gemellus? 323 00:42:40,981 --> 00:42:42,981 Gemellus. 324 00:42:49,646 --> 00:42:51,646 Hail, Caesar. 325 00:42:55,013 --> 00:42:58,551 Gemellus. We are alone. 326 00:43:06,923 --> 00:43:08,925 We must love each other. 327 00:43:22,611 --> 00:43:26,807 Rest, Tiberius Caesar. 328 00:43:30,033 --> 00:43:35,313 Hail, Caligula Caesar. 329 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:42,500 It's just like the dream. 330 00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:48,900 It's only his mask. You are Caesar now. 331 00:43:50,643 --> 00:43:51,857 Caesar. 332 00:43:51,957 --> 00:43:56,368 Caesar, Emperor of Rome, lord of the world. 333 00:43:57,814 --> 00:43:59,814 Lord of the world... 334 00:44:01,357 --> 00:44:03,470 I like this dream. 335 00:44:24,715 --> 00:44:26,715 At the... 336 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:39,303 At the insistence of the Senate and the people of Rome... 337 00:44:40,586 --> 00:44:44,018 I accept... humbly... 338 00:44:45,473 --> 00:44:49,709 the highest office of our great republic. 339 00:44:55,123 --> 00:44:57,461 Our great republic. 340 00:45:15,948 --> 00:45:18,828 Where's the onion? Give me the onion. 341 00:45:45,301 --> 00:45:47,311 When our beloved Tiberius was dying... 342 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:51,306 - To the Tiber with Tiberius. - Yes. Yes. 343 00:45:51,704 --> 00:45:55,689 - Throw him in the river. - Yes. Yes. 344 00:45:56,236 --> 00:45:58,334 Tiberius. Throw him. Throw him to the dark. 345 00:45:58,434 --> 00:45:59,434 Yes. Yes. 346 00:45:59,534 --> 00:46:03,587 Today we begin a new era. 347 00:46:03,687 --> 00:46:06,466 I grant a general amnesty. 348 00:46:06,566 --> 00:46:08,566 - Hail. - Hail. Hail. Hail. 349 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:13,171 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 350 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:17,066 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 351 00:46:17,201 --> 00:46:18,636 - Silence. - Caesar. Caesar. 352 00:46:18,736 --> 00:46:20,216 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 353 00:46:20,316 --> 00:46:21,400 - Silence. - Caesar. Caesar. 354 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,100 Great Caesar is not finished. 355 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,530 As my fellow consul, 356 00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:35,510 the Senate and the people of Rome... 357 00:46:35,556 --> 00:46:38,959 have wisely chosen my learned uncle Claudius. 358 00:46:39,059 --> 00:46:41,059 Hail, Cladius. 359 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,480 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 360 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,693 - Ceasar Caligula... - Take your place... 361 00:46:51,793 --> 00:46:53,828 I mean consul... 362 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,120 I herewith adopt as my son and heir... 363 00:47:04,579 --> 00:47:06,579 the Prince Gemellus. 364 00:47:06,874 --> 00:47:09,754 - Come forward, Prince. - Hail, Gemellus. 365 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:26,045 From this moment, all official oaths 366 00:47:26,145 --> 00:47:29,025 will contain the following phrase:.. 367 00:47:29,235 --> 00:47:33,800 'I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children...' 368 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,813 '...any more highly than I do the Emperor.' 369 00:47:36,913 --> 00:47:40,601 Hail. Hail. Hail. 370 00:47:40,836 --> 00:47:43,373 'And of his sister, Drusilla.' 371 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:57,194 - Hail Drusilla. - Hail Caligula. 372 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,380 We must be careful of him. 373 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:16,302 - Oh, Claudius? - No, Gemellus. 374 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,291 Oh, yes. Gemellus. 375 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,993 Did you see their faces when I told 'em 376 00:48:30,093 --> 00:48:32,000 they had to swear not only to me, 377 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,750 but to you? 378 00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:35,850 They were appalled. 379 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,532 - I do hope so. - But is it wise? 380 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,600 I can do... 381 00:48:59,809 --> 00:49:01,937 anything I like... 382 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:11,536 - to anyone. - Well, don't start with me. 383 00:49:14,432 --> 00:49:16,432 Who would you suggest? 384 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,160 Get out. Out. 385 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,736 - Who? - Why not start with Macro? 386 00:50:27,485 --> 00:50:29,485 - Macro? - Yes. 387 00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:33,744 Before he controls you as he controlled Tiberius. 388 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,920 Superb display, Macro. Superb. 389 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,190 - Fetch me Gemellus. - What? Here? 390 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,340 Yes, here. Now. 391 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,400 - Charicles. - My Lord? 392 00:51:03,401 --> 00:51:05,401 Stand here. 393 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,723 I want a bonus for my guards. 394 00:51:11,823 --> 00:51:13,900 But Caesar, that's not possible. 395 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,992 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 396 00:51:16,092 --> 00:51:18,700 Make the impossible happen, and it would be possible. Logical? 397 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,616 How, Caesar? The deficit, you see, is... 398 00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:23,600 Look, how much is my purse? 399 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:27,240 Well, Lord, that is as much as you may require. 400 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,500 Oh, good. 401 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,231 Macro. Would you stand over there? 402 00:51:36,908 --> 00:51:40,677 - Longinus, you here. - Yes, Caesar. 403 00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:47,920 Gemellus. I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully. 404 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Take your time and tell me... 405 00:51:53,564 --> 00:51:56,787 who killed our beloved Tiberius? 406 00:52:03,806 --> 00:52:06,414 Who killed Tiberius? 407 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:26,955 He did. Macro. 408 00:52:36,405 --> 00:52:38,405 Murderer. 409 00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:49,686 Arrest him. 410 00:53:05,947 --> 00:53:09,932 In honor of your new commander, Chaerea... 411 00:53:10,897 --> 00:53:13,318 ten gold pieces to every man. 412 00:53:13,418 --> 00:53:16,919 Hail. Hail. Hail. 413 00:53:19,415 --> 00:53:23,896 - Chaerea, arrest Macro. - Guards, arrest Macro. 414 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:28,412 Don't you dare. 415 00:53:58,407 --> 00:54:00,407 Forgive me, Caesar... 416 00:54:02,032 --> 00:54:02,931 Chaerea. 417 00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:05,156 Two senators beg to see you. 418 00:54:05,256 --> 00:54:07,083 They have a dispute over land. 419 00:54:07,183 --> 00:54:10,862 - And await your judgment. - Well, bring them in. 420 00:54:10,962 --> 00:54:12,962 Bring them in. Bring them in. 421 00:54:13,163 --> 00:54:19,010 I'm interested in all that is Rome, even down to the length of the Toga. 422 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,400 Come now. 423 00:54:35,018 --> 00:54:38,271 Caesar, I must complain about the bov... 424 00:54:38,371 --> 00:54:40,371 Give me the documents. 425 00:55:06,849 --> 00:55:09,494 - Guilty. - Thank you. Thank you. 426 00:55:09,703 --> 00:55:15,383 Don't thank me. Justice must always be impartial. 427 00:55:15,744 --> 00:55:20,764 - That is so, Chaerea. Is it not? - Yes caesar. 428 00:55:21,942 --> 00:55:23,942 You may go. 429 00:56:01,434 --> 00:56:03,434 Ennia. 430 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,969 You look beautiful. 431 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,531 Is it good for growing hair? 432 00:56:24,954 --> 00:56:29,434 We'll be married soon. The divorce will only take a few days. 433 00:56:31,767 --> 00:56:35,336 - I think we should move. - Move? Where? 434 00:56:37,005 --> 00:56:39,036 Alexandria, say. 435 00:56:40,287 --> 00:56:42,287 To Egypt? 436 00:56:42,975 --> 00:56:44,975 Yeah. 437 00:56:45,497 --> 00:56:46,799 What do you think? 438 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:51,099 I'd hate to leave Rome. I mean, the Senate... 439 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:56,201 No, no, Ennia. I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is. 440 00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:59,685 And there is the Senate and the people of Rome. 441 00:57:02,321 --> 00:57:05,921 You do make me laugh the way you say that. 442 00:57:15,528 --> 00:57:19,465 - Ah! Longinus. - Forgive us, Caesar. 443 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,787 Longinus, is it done? 444 00:57:25,887 --> 00:57:28,980 The Senate has sentenced him to death. 445 00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:34,491 The commission. 446 00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:42,165 Chaerea, I now officially appoint you 447 00:57:42,265 --> 00:57:44,745 commander of my imperial guard. 448 00:57:45,672 --> 00:57:49,676 But what about Macro? What's happened? Where is he? 449 00:57:49,776 --> 00:57:54,016 - He has been arrested for treason. - That's impossible. 450 00:57:54,618 --> 00:57:57,278 Caesar, you know he worshipped you. 451 00:57:57,378 --> 00:57:59,378 He made you. 452 00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:10,538 - Nobody made me. - I... I can't believe it. 453 00:58:11,297 --> 00:58:13,297 What did he do? 454 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:20,001 Ennia. I had to take my destiny, with my own hands. 455 00:58:31,658 --> 00:58:32,669 Guards. 456 00:58:32,769 --> 00:58:34,769 Guards. 457 00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:39,526 Chaerea. She's to be banished. 458 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,722 - I love you. - To Gaul. 459 00:58:43,211 --> 00:58:43,811 Lift! 460 00:58:44,012 --> 00:58:46,012 I love you. 461 00:58:47,406 --> 00:58:50,905 Caligula. How could you do it? He was your friend. 462 00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:53,474 He would've done anything for you. 463 00:58:53,574 --> 00:58:55,574 Don't send me away. 464 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 I love you. 465 00:58:58,367 --> 00:59:00,367 Caligula. 466 00:59:03,432 --> 00:59:06,331 Now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 467 00:59:06,431 --> 00:59:09,791 But you still have to find a suitable wife. 468 00:59:09,989 --> 00:59:11,989 No. 469 00:59:16,498 --> 00:59:18,498 I'm going to marry you. 470 00:59:18,921 --> 00:59:21,459 You can't. We're not Egyptians. 471 00:59:22,873 --> 00:59:24,873 I know. 472 00:59:25,046 --> 00:59:27,206 We are much more beautiful. 473 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,397 Rome is not Egypt. 474 00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:32,732 And stop looking at yourself like that. 475 00:59:35,490 --> 00:59:38,690 - Let's go to Egypt then. - You are a fool. 476 00:59:39,356 --> 00:59:42,911 - Caesar cannot be a fool. - But he's trying very hard. 477 00:59:43,011 --> 00:59:46,339 Caesar cannot be a fool. 478 00:59:46,801 --> 00:59:49,850 Little Boots. They'll throw you in the Tiber, 479 00:59:49,950 --> 00:59:52,310 if you attempt to move the government. 480 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:55,603 So, you are going to marry a respectable 481 00:59:55,703 --> 00:59:58,503 Roman lady of the senatorial class. 482 01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:03,255 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 483 01:00:03,355 --> 01:00:05,515 You've got to have an heir. 484 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:11,426 Who will kill me when he grows up. 485 01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:17,810 The priestesses of Isis are meeting at my house tonight. 486 01:00:18,557 --> 01:00:20,687 You want me to marry one of them? 487 01:00:20,787 --> 01:00:21,866 Yes. 488 01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:23,181 No. 489 01:00:23,281 --> 01:00:25,281 Yes. 490 01:00:25,647 --> 01:00:27,647 No. 491 01:00:28,734 --> 01:00:30,734 Yes. 492 01:00:46,572 --> 01:00:48,812 I wonder what I should wear. 493 01:01:16,384 --> 01:01:18,976 When is the performance for almighty Caesar? 494 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,174 Don't be disgusting. 495 01:01:20,274 --> 01:01:23,534 But I'm being practical. If I'm to chose a wife, 496 01:01:23,634 --> 01:01:25,652 I want to see what I'm getting. 497 01:01:25,752 --> 01:01:27,752 Logic. 498 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:57,518 Now that one looks rather interesting. 499 01:01:57,598 --> 01:02:00,141 Livia? She's taken. She's to marry 500 01:02:00,241 --> 01:02:02,306 Proculus, one of your officers. 501 01:02:02,406 --> 01:02:03,700 I'll send him to Spain. 502 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,398 She's a virgin. Very boring. Not your style. 503 01:03:15,466 --> 01:03:20,119 - That will be my wife. - Oh, no. Not Caesonia. 504 01:03:21,137 --> 01:03:22,904 You're impossible. 505 01:03:23,004 --> 01:03:26,257 She's the most promiscuous woman in Rome. 506 01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:28,870 Perfect. 507 01:03:36,468 --> 01:03:41,188 Caesonia's been divorced. She's extravagant. Always in debt. 508 01:03:41,547 --> 01:03:45,062 - I want her. - But not for a wife. 509 01:03:45,717 --> 01:03:47,239 Send her to me now. 510 01:03:47,339 --> 01:03:50,597 No, Little Boots. I won't let you do it. 511 01:03:51,221 --> 01:03:53,221 It wouldn't be wise. 512 01:03:56,494 --> 01:03:58,370 Yes. 513 01:03:58,470 --> 01:04:02,710 Such as the will of the senate and the people of Rome. 514 01:06:11,111 --> 01:06:14,723 You're very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 515 01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:22,659 And you... as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 516 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:37,282 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 517 01:07:38,062 --> 01:07:39,062 Don't... 518 01:07:39,162 --> 01:07:40,997 But only after she's born me a son. 519 01:07:41,097 --> 01:07:42,914 How will you ever know it's yours? 520 01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:46,454 Don't worry. I've got her very well guarded. 521 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,660 Can you be sure one of the guards will be the father? 522 01:07:50,725 --> 01:07:54,485 They're all homosexuals who've been castrated. 523 01:08:33,490 --> 01:08:37,446 If only all Rome had just one neck. 524 01:08:56,031 --> 01:08:59,791 Is that the officer that Livia's going to marry? 525 01:09:00,776 --> 01:09:02,776 Yes. Proculus. 526 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:05,431 Proculus. Hmm. 527 01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:09,066 - Longinus... - Caesar? 528 01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:12,410 You see this young officer over here? Proculus? 529 01:09:12,510 --> 01:09:14,510 Yeah? 530 01:10:01,918 --> 01:10:05,657 Caligula Caesar, Emperor of Rome. 531 01:10:05,757 --> 01:10:08,514 - Hail. - Hail. 532 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:13,844 And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 533 01:10:13,944 --> 01:10:17,088 And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 534 01:10:17,188 --> 01:10:19,188 - Hail. - Hail. 535 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:25,963 - Are we late? - No, Caesar. 536 01:10:26,063 --> 01:10:28,063 Do forgive us. 537 01:10:28,447 --> 01:10:31,870 Was the ceremony beautiful? The augury is good? 538 01:10:31,970 --> 01:10:35,501 - Yes, Caesar. - Splendid. 539 01:10:37,602 --> 01:10:38,802 C'mon. C'mon. 540 01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:49,482 You are very gracious to come. 541 01:10:55,116 --> 01:10:57,200 You are a Roman hero. 542 01:10:57,814 --> 01:10:59,814 Caesar. 543 01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:11,990 I shall now bestow... 544 01:11:12,090 --> 01:11:15,319 the special blessings of almighty Casear... 545 01:11:15,419 --> 01:11:17,419 upon this... 546 01:11:18,249 --> 01:11:20,249 happy union. 547 01:11:24,201 --> 01:11:27,161 Which way is the sacred marriage bed? 548 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,951 Ah! The kitchen. Well, this will have to do. 549 01:11:55,730 --> 01:11:56,932 See you later. 550 01:11:57,032 --> 01:11:58,774 Little Boots. 551 01:11:58,874 --> 01:12:01,594 I thought you didn't like virgins. 552 01:12:01,682 --> 01:12:03,682 I've never known any. 553 01:12:07,262 --> 01:12:09,342 That is correct, Caesonia? 554 01:12:14,374 --> 01:12:17,094 And now for Caesar's wedding gift. 555 01:12:26,539 --> 01:12:28,872 What a delicious bride. 556 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,949 Take off that robe. 557 01:12:44,362 --> 01:12:46,362 Splendid. 558 01:13:00,975 --> 01:13:05,204 - Is she really a virgin, Proculus? - Yes, Caesar. 559 01:13:06,756 --> 01:13:08,996 One can never be quite sure. 560 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,578 Open your eyes, Livia. 561 01:13:33,454 --> 01:13:37,892 Lucky girl. To lose ones virginity... 562 01:13:38,288 --> 01:13:41,808 to a direct descendent of the goddess Venus. 563 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:44,208 I... 564 01:13:44,317 --> 01:13:46,375 Caligula Caesar... 565 01:13:46,876 --> 01:13:48,876 command... 566 01:13:49,209 --> 01:13:51,510 Open your eyes, Proculus. 567 01:13:52,368 --> 01:13:55,108 Command in the name of the Senate... 568 01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:57,208 Open them! 569 01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:06,039 The Senate and the people of Rome. 570 01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:34,170 She really was a virgin. 571 01:14:36,994 --> 01:14:38,994 Are you? 572 01:14:44,298 --> 01:14:46,298 Well? Are you? 573 01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:49,613 - No, Caesar. - No? 574 01:14:50,082 --> 01:14:52,144 Well, Isis won't like that. One law... 575 01:14:52,244 --> 01:14:54,362 for woman, one for man. That's not fair. 576 01:14:54,462 --> 01:14:56,862 Come on. Off with your clothes. 577 01:15:08,138 --> 01:15:10,138 Splendid. 578 01:15:12,455 --> 01:15:15,679 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus. 579 01:15:16,658 --> 01:15:20,714 - No Caesar. I beg you. - So sit up. 580 01:15:31,743 --> 01:15:34,063 I think you were lying to me. 581 01:15:35,454 --> 01:15:37,543 You're a virgin, too. 582 01:15:55,983 --> 01:15:57,629 I... 583 01:15:57,729 --> 01:15:59,729 Caligula Caesar... 584 01:16:00,039 --> 01:16:03,354 command... in the name of the Senate... 585 01:16:04,179 --> 01:16:06,179 Open your eyes, Livia. 586 01:16:06,744 --> 01:16:09,825 And the people of Rome... 587 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:27,016 You see how I've exhausted myself in order to make your wedding holy. 588 01:16:35,577 --> 01:16:37,577 My blessings to you both. 589 01:17:12,186 --> 01:17:14,186 Gemellus. 590 01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:27,091 Caligula. 591 01:17:27,762 --> 01:17:29,762 Caligula. 592 01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:37,423 Gemellus. 593 01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:07,304 Jupiter loves me. 594 01:18:12,238 --> 01:18:14,238 Drusilla. 595 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:26,940 - He's trying to kill me. - Who, Little Boots? 596 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,850 Gemellus. I saw him. He ran away. He wants me dead. 597 01:18:42,572 --> 01:18:45,831 Now... there, Little Boots. 598 01:18:49,962 --> 01:18:51,962 Now you'll be alright. 599 01:18:57,921 --> 01:18:59,921 There... 600 01:24:00,539 --> 01:24:02,230 Hail, Caesar. 601 01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:03,750 - Hail. - Hail, Caesar. 602 01:24:03,850 --> 01:24:07,466 All hail Ceasar's beautiful horse, Incitartus. 603 01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:10,626 Hail the most honorable Incitartus. 604 01:24:10,726 --> 01:24:12,878 Hail, Incitartus. 605 01:24:15,591 --> 01:24:19,003 There's Gemellus over there. Watch him. 606 01:24:35,502 --> 01:24:38,142 Chuck chuck, dear uncle, chuck chuck. 607 01:24:38,999 --> 01:24:41,079 I want your honest advice. 608 01:24:42,032 --> 01:24:44,672 Shall I make myself king of Rome? 609 01:24:44,673 --> 01:24:49,301 King? Well, but this is a republic, isn't it? 610 01:24:50,082 --> 01:24:52,082 Very well, then. 611 01:24:53,430 --> 01:24:55,701 I shall make myself king of the republic. 612 01:24:55,801 --> 01:24:59,641 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 613 01:24:59,774 --> 01:25:01,774 I am a god. 614 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:05,060 Or at least I will be when I'm dead. 615 01:25:19,052 --> 01:25:22,652 Gemellus, try one of these moreys. Gemellus. 616 01:25:30,521 --> 01:25:33,400 - What's that smell? - What smell, Caesar? 617 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,080 What have you been taking? 618 01:25:35,180 --> 01:25:37,952 Just a medicine. To ward off the fever. 619 01:25:38,052 --> 01:25:40,026 Did you give him medicine for the fever? 620 01:25:40,126 --> 01:25:40,430 Well... 621 01:25:40,530 --> 01:25:43,281 - Yes or no? - No, no no. 622 01:25:44,499 --> 01:25:49,130 Gemellus. Are you accusing your sovereign of being a poisoner? 623 01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:51,384 But I never accused you, Caesar. 624 01:25:51,484 --> 01:25:54,672 You took an antidote before coming to my table. 625 01:25:54,772 --> 01:25:58,184 Which is tantamount to accusing me of poisoning you. 626 01:25:58,284 --> 01:26:00,364 That is logic, is it not? 627 01:26:00,749 --> 01:26:02,749 Caligula. 628 01:26:17,247 --> 01:26:19,247 Chaerea. 629 01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,543 Arrest Gemellus... 630 01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:24,611 for treason. 631 01:26:24,711 --> 01:26:26,762 Guards. Take him away. 632 01:26:32,749 --> 01:26:34,749 No. No please. 633 01:26:34,956 --> 01:26:36,956 No. 634 01:26:38,651 --> 01:26:40,651 No. 635 01:26:43,621 --> 01:26:45,621 No, please. 636 01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:54,260 As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar. 637 01:27:02,868 --> 01:27:04,868 Drusilla. 638 01:27:04,965 --> 01:27:07,033 Why are you so concerned for him? 639 01:27:07,133 --> 01:27:08,751 I'm not concerned for him. 640 01:27:08,851 --> 01:27:11,431 - But for you. - He knows about Tiberius. 641 01:27:11,531 --> 01:27:15,900 - He's a threat to me. - He's not. He's not even your heir. 642 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,000 Caesonia now carries your child. 643 01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:26,295 - Gemellus will die. - You amateur. 644 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,800 Amateur? 645 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:25,600 And they weren't even poisoned. 646 01:28:39,271 --> 01:28:41,271 Caesar. 647 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000 Well done. 648 01:28:51,001 --> 01:28:52,001 Thankyou. 649 01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:56,100 What will you do to her? What she said was treason. 650 01:28:56,900 --> 01:28:59,620 I decide what is treason, not you. 651 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,500 Dance. 652 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,800 - Dance? - Yes. 653 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,600 And what about your son? 654 01:29:09,729 --> 01:29:13,107 Show Incitartus your new dance. 655 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,520 My son... 656 01:29:16,075 --> 01:29:18,155 he will dance with you. 657 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,900 Music. 658 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,508 You are... beautiful... 659 01:31:24,582 --> 01:31:26,582 Drusilla... 660 01:31:26,906 --> 01:31:28,906 beautiful. 661 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,400 We are alone... 662 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:32,100 Alone.. 663 01:31:32,101 --> 01:31:34,101 Drusil... 664 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:13,760 - He's going to kill me. - No. 665 01:32:13,842 --> 01:32:15,842 He can't kill me. 666 01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:21,515 - The fever must break soon. - He's going to kill me. 667 01:32:21,615 --> 01:32:24,628 - What if it doesn't? - He's going to kill me. 668 01:32:24,728 --> 01:32:26,728 He's going to kill me. 669 01:32:28,234 --> 01:32:29,815 Drusilla. 670 01:32:29,915 --> 01:32:31,615 Drusilla. 671 01:32:31,715 --> 01:32:33,715 He's going to kill me. 672 01:32:34,238 --> 01:32:35,782 He's going to kill... 673 01:32:35,882 --> 01:32:37,882 me. 674 01:32:41,111 --> 01:32:42,832 Drusilla. 675 01:32:42,932 --> 01:32:44,932 Tell you... 676 01:32:44,966 --> 01:32:46,966 I love you. 677 01:32:59,878 --> 01:33:02,598 - Where's my sister? - She's coming. 678 01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:19,500 I'm here, Little Boots. 679 01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:25,250 Drusilla... 680 01:33:25,922 --> 01:33:29,220 - I'm dying. - You are not. 681 01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:32,445 I must... 682 01:33:32,545 --> 01:33:34,329 make my will. 683 01:33:34,429 --> 01:33:36,912 Don't talk. Sleep. 684 01:33:37,300 --> 01:33:40,652 Longinus. I want Longinus. 685 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,905 Take my horse to his own bed. 686 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,200 He's a monster. 687 01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:55,324 Even so, it's better that he doesn't die this time. 688 01:33:55,424 --> 01:33:57,490 - I don't see, why? - The people love him. 689 01:33:57,590 --> 01:34:01,200 There could be war, revolutions, civil chaos, if he dies. 690 01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:04,580 It looks as if he's going to die anyway. 691 01:34:07,165 --> 01:34:09,165 Longinus? 692 01:34:22,700 --> 01:34:25,100 You called for me, Caesar? 693 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,200 My will. 694 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:40,600 Herewith to my beloved Drusilla... 695 01:34:43,599 --> 01:34:45,672 the Roman Empire... 696 01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:51,300 title of Augusta... 697 01:34:59,704 --> 01:35:02,060 my little boots. 698 01:35:08,348 --> 01:35:10,348 Little boo... 699 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,200 He's sleeping. 700 01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:21,100 No, he's not. 701 01:35:44,153 --> 01:35:46,153 Drusilla. 702 01:35:46,900 --> 01:35:49,426 Why do I get angry with you? 703 01:35:50,303 --> 01:35:52,303 Why do we always argue? 704 01:35:52,757 --> 01:35:54,757 You can't help it. 705 01:35:55,315 --> 01:35:57,006 We'll never quarrel again. 706 01:35:57,106 --> 01:35:59,106 Oh, yes, we will. 707 01:36:03,356 --> 01:36:05,356 Don't let me die. 708 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:22,004 My lady. You must not touch him. The fever is contagious. 709 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:27,643 Sleep. You're safe now. Drusilla's here. 710 01:36:28,100 --> 01:36:30,430 I offer my life, 711 01:36:30,530 --> 01:36:37,473 if Jupiter will only spare our beloved Emperor. 712 01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:45,397 Jupiter accepts your offer. 713 01:36:45,869 --> 01:36:47,869 Execute him. 714 01:36:56,700 --> 01:36:58,700 The fever is breaking. 715 01:36:59,685 --> 01:37:03,845 Do you hear that, Little Boots? You're going to live. 716 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:10,945 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting... 717 01:37:11,045 --> 01:37:12,800 my work. So I report for duty. 718 01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:16,180 Your signature and seal is required, lord. 719 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:24,582 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 720 01:37:24,682 --> 01:37:27,642 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 721 01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:39,140 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the... 722 01:37:40,336 --> 01:37:42,336 Senate... and... 723 01:37:44,546 --> 01:37:46,546 people of Rome. 724 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,539 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 725 01:37:52,639 --> 01:37:54,342 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 726 01:37:54,442 --> 01:37:55,914 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 727 01:37:56,014 --> 01:37:57,304 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 728 01:37:57,404 --> 01:37:58,284 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 729 01:37:58,384 --> 01:37:59,153 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 730 01:37:59,253 --> 01:38:00,037 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 731 01:38:00,137 --> 01:38:00,821 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 732 01:38:00,921 --> 01:38:01,493 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 733 01:38:01,593 --> 01:38:02,091 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 734 01:38:02,191 --> 01:38:02,958 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 735 01:38:03,058 --> 01:38:03,727 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 736 01:38:03,827 --> 01:38:05,937 Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar, 737 01:38:06,037 --> 01:38:09,077 Rome, Rome, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish. 738 01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:17,282 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 739 01:38:17,282 --> 01:38:19,342 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 740 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,479 No wonder life's so dull. 741 01:38:26,579 --> 01:38:29,504 Yes, lord... no, lord... and .. lord... 742 01:38:29,604 --> 01:38:33,444 Let's see if Proculus can liven things up for us. 743 01:38:39,108 --> 01:38:40,608 Ahh! 744 01:38:42,309 --> 01:38:44,309 Proculus. 745 01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:59,228 Do you know that his wife is expecting her first child? 746 01:38:59,328 --> 01:39:01,854 We're not quite sure who the father is. 747 01:39:01,954 --> 01:39:05,064 Him or... God. 748 01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:11,657 Divine Caesar, please. What have I done? 749 01:39:11,757 --> 01:39:13,757 Why am I here? 750 01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:17,569 - Treason. - I've always been loyal to you. 751 01:39:17,980 --> 01:39:20,200 That is your treason. 752 01:39:20,615 --> 01:39:24,309 You're an honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman. 753 01:39:24,409 --> 01:39:26,569 Therefore you're a traitor. 754 01:39:26,772 --> 01:39:28,772 Logical. Hmm? 755 01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:44,156 Now you must die like Gemellus. 756 01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:48,000 Like all those who failed Rome. 757 01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:10,587 Now slowly, very slowly. 758 01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:16,922 I want him to feel death. I want him to smell death. 759 01:40:28,963 --> 01:40:32,003 Now. What does it feel like, Proculus? 760 01:40:32,655 --> 01:40:35,255 Can you see the great goddess Isis? 761 01:40:35,355 --> 01:40:37,355 What does she say? 762 01:40:40,199 --> 01:40:41,199 Ah! 763 01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:44,800 Reptile. 764 01:40:45,177 --> 01:40:47,341 Make a note of this. 765 01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:07,572 I said slowly, you fool. 766 01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:31,200 Lucky boy. To've escaped me so easily. 767 01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:53,054 Longinus. Reptile. 768 01:41:53,596 --> 01:41:55,679 Cut off those and send them to Livia... 769 01:41:55,779 --> 01:41:59,500 as a souvenir of their great love. 770 01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:20,381 Caesar says, 'Cut them off.' 771 01:42:48,100 --> 01:42:50,963 And now send the rest to Livia. 772 01:43:21,700 --> 01:43:23,700 Curtain. 773 01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:42,685 Child's head... 774 01:43:42,785 --> 01:43:44,785 has just appeared. 775 01:43:50,900 --> 01:43:53,342 - Is he alive? - Yes, Caesar. 776 01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:02,134 My lords. I'm now to be married to Caesonia. 777 01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:06,891 The mother of my son, Caligula Germanicus. 778 01:44:15,265 --> 01:44:17,804 Caligula. Caesonia. 779 01:44:17,904 --> 01:44:20,224 Ring, ring. Give me the ring. 780 01:44:37,100 --> 01:44:42,784 You are now wife, mother and empress of Rome. 781 01:44:44,700 --> 01:44:46,700 It's a girl. 782 01:44:49,025 --> 01:44:51,025 It's a girl. 783 01:44:51,100 --> 01:44:54,754 It is not a girl. Did you not hear Caesar say? 784 01:44:54,854 --> 01:44:59,174 I heard the voice of Caesar, but your daughter did not. 785 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:13,440 - I should've waited, shouldn't I? - There will be other children. 786 01:45:22,628 --> 01:45:24,809 - Longinus. - Caesar? 787 01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:30,880 One month of free games and a gold coin to every Roman... 788 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:34,792 to celebrate the birth of my son. 789 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:42,194 My son... Julia Drusilla. 790 01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:45,156 Julia Drusilla. 791 01:45:45,256 --> 01:45:47,256 Drusilla? 792 01:45:53,352 --> 01:45:55,352 Drusilla. 793 01:45:55,700 --> 01:45:57,700 - The fever. - Drusilla. 794 01:45:59,041 --> 01:46:01,041 The fever. 795 01:46:30,875 --> 01:46:32,875 Drusilla. 796 01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:37,108 I'm here... 797 01:46:37,208 --> 01:46:39,288 it's your Little Boots. 798 01:46:42,529 --> 01:46:44,529 It's your Little Boots. 799 01:46:51,700 --> 01:46:53,209 Do something. 800 01:46:53,309 --> 01:46:56,509 I am doing everything I... I can, Caesar. 801 01:46:56,800 --> 01:47:00,300 I swear. But the fever must take its course. 802 01:47:19,388 --> 01:47:22,367 Great Isis. Save her. 803 01:47:23,459 --> 01:47:25,459 Take me. 804 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:30,215 Caesar begs you, o mighty goddess. 805 01:47:35,330 --> 01:47:37,330 Caesar. 806 01:48:10,691 --> 01:48:12,691 Drusilla? 807 01:49:25,743 --> 01:49:29,977 Get out. Get out. Go on. Get out. Get out. 808 01:49:30,251 --> 01:49:35,056 Get out. Go on. Out. Out. Out. 809 01:49:47,216 --> 01:49:49,216 Drusilla. 810 01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:58,119 Almighty mother... 811 01:50:02,269 --> 01:50:04,269 You... 812 01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:15,800 I begged you... 813 01:50:17,970 --> 01:50:20,707 Caesar begged you... 814 01:53:38,099 --> 01:53:40,599 Nooo! 815 01:54:06,500 --> 01:54:09,941 We, Caius Caesar Caligula, do decree... 816 01:54:10,041 --> 01:54:12,498 one month of public mourning... 817 01:54:12,598 --> 01:54:15,483 for our beloved sister, Drusilla. 818 01:54:16,100 --> 01:54:18,528 During which time anyone who laughs, 819 01:54:18,628 --> 01:54:21,606 baths, dines with his parents or children... 820 01:54:21,706 --> 01:54:25,546 or has intercourse will be sentenced to death. 821 01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:29,840 Such as the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 822 01:54:46,853 --> 01:54:48,853 Hello. 823 01:55:13,325 --> 01:55:15,325 Come on, darling. 824 01:55:30,237 --> 01:55:32,948 Caligula has finished. 825 01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:39,502 Nestor restores the imperial heirs. 826 01:55:42,900 --> 01:55:46,203 The slaves of Rome. 827 01:55:57,800 --> 01:55:59,800 The people. 828 01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:12,099 The army. 829 01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:20,956 The tribunes of the people. 830 01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:33,964 The Senate. 831 01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:05,007 And reigning supreme... the Emperor. 832 01:57:13,631 --> 01:57:15,631 Hail. 833 01:57:15,700 --> 01:57:23,700 And I am... the lady Drusilla, his sister. 834 01:57:24,734 --> 01:57:32,734 Let's make love once again, brother Nestor. 835 01:57:34,546 --> 01:57:37,046 No. No. 836 01:57:37,419 --> 01:57:39,419 Stop. 837 01:57:39,516 --> 01:57:41,516 Stop. 838 01:57:43,001 --> 01:57:45,049 No. Stop. 839 01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:38,900 Another drunk. Come on. 840 01:59:19,100 --> 01:59:21,340 Do you have any news of him? 841 01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:35,591 According to one report, he's gone to Egypt. 842 01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:40,100 And according to the other reports? 843 01:59:40,663 --> 01:59:42,500 Well... 844 01:59:42,600 --> 01:59:44,393 to Greece... 845 01:59:44,493 --> 01:59:46,493 another, to Persia... 846 01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:51,761 to Carthage and another again, to Gaul. 847 01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:56,537 And where do you think he is? 848 01:59:58,000 --> 02:00:00,900 - He could be anywhere. - No. 849 02:00:01,300 --> 02:00:03,300 He's here in Rome. 850 02:00:04,176 --> 02:00:06,176 He's testing us. 851 02:03:05,300 --> 02:03:07,300 Get off. 852 02:03:10,500 --> 02:03:12,834 I have existed from the morning of the world, 853 02:03:12,934 --> 02:03:16,009 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 854 02:03:16,109 --> 02:03:18,192 Although I have taken the form of 855 02:03:18,292 --> 02:03:21,086 Caius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man. 856 02:03:21,186 --> 02:03:23,186 And therefore I am... 857 02:03:25,041 --> 02:03:27,041 a god. 858 02:03:39,200 --> 02:03:43,471 I shall wait for the unanimous decision of the Senate, Claudius. 859 02:03:44,200 --> 02:03:46,471 All those who say aye... 860 02:03:47,033 --> 02:03:49,033 say 'Aye.' 861 02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:55,500 Aye. 862 02:03:56,914 --> 02:03:58,124 Aye. 863 02:03:58,224 --> 02:03:59,543 - Aye. - Aye. 864 02:03:59,643 --> 02:04:00,544 - Aye. - Aye. 865 02:04:00,644 --> 02:04:05,369 Aye. Aye. Aye. 866 02:04:05,469 --> 02:04:08,049 Aye. Aye. Aye. 867 02:04:08,300 --> 02:04:10,300 He's a god now. 868 02:04:11,633 --> 02:04:15,290 Aye. Aye. Aye. 869 02:04:15,891 --> 02:04:17,361 Maa. 870 02:04:17,461 --> 02:04:20,124 - Baa. - Baa. 871 02:04:20,643 --> 02:04:22,845 - Baa. - Baa. 872 02:04:23,111 --> 02:04:25,248 - Baa. - Baa. 873 02:04:25,531 --> 02:04:27,284 - Baa. - Baa. 874 02:04:27,384 --> 02:04:29,384 - Baa. - Baa. 875 02:04:29,474 --> 02:04:31,789 - Baa. - Baa. 876 02:04:31,889 --> 02:04:33,756 - Baa. - Baa. 877 02:04:33,856 --> 02:04:35,588 - Baa. - Baa. 878 02:04:35,688 --> 02:04:37,409 - Baa. - Baa. 879 02:04:37,509 --> 02:04:42,222 The period of mourning is now over. 880 02:04:42,322 --> 02:04:44,322 He's mad. 881 02:05:08,400 --> 02:05:10,606 Enjoy yourself. 882 02:05:11,154 --> 02:05:13,154 Take care. 883 02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:31,417 Now the fun begins. 884 02:05:31,958 --> 02:05:34,610 But... are you going to enjoy it as well? 885 02:05:34,710 --> 02:05:37,270 I don't know. Should we ask them? 886 02:05:37,374 --> 02:05:39,374 Longinus. 887 02:05:44,500 --> 02:05:48,000 Longinus. My financial wizard. 888 02:05:48,900 --> 02:05:51,060 We have a question for you. 889 02:05:51,856 --> 02:05:54,336 Who're the richest men in Rome? 890 02:05:54,485 --> 02:05:56,485 Who? 891 02:05:56,600 --> 02:06:00,492 Answer: The pimps. 892 02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:02,800 Question number two. 893 02:06:03,401 --> 02:06:07,848 Who are the most lascivious sluts in all of Rome? 894 02:06:10,363 --> 02:06:12,363 Who? 895 02:06:12,969 --> 02:06:17,223 Answer: The senators' wives. 896 02:06:17,411 --> 02:06:21,056 So, an imperial brothel. A most logical... 897 02:06:21,156 --> 02:06:23,921 way to balance the state budget. 898 02:07:02,700 --> 02:07:04,757 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, 899 02:07:04,857 --> 02:07:06,630 we have gone to great expense... 900 02:07:06,730 --> 02:07:10,410 to bring you the finest flesh in our empire. 901 02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:21,600 Five gold pieces. 902 02:07:23,964 --> 02:07:28,364 Only five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 903 02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:31,200 And that's a bargain. 904 02:07:48,100 --> 02:07:51,514 Look at them. Aren't they beautiful? 905 02:08:02,600 --> 02:08:06,705 The most lascivious ladies of the Roman Empire have come today... 906 02:08:06,805 --> 02:08:10,485 to perform their patriotic duties for all. 907 02:08:10,572 --> 02:08:13,482 For a mere five gold pieces. 908 02:08:13,648 --> 02:08:17,328 So give, that they will remember you well. 909 02:08:19,300 --> 02:08:22,129 Come on aboard the imperial bordello... 910 02:08:22,229 --> 02:08:24,142 and you have your choice of the... 911 02:08:24,142 --> 02:08:26,142 finest flesh in the Empire. 912 02:08:30,098 --> 02:08:34,000 Just five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 913 02:08:34,100 --> 02:08:36,730 And that's a bargain, because most of the... 914 02:08:36,830 --> 02:08:39,400 women here are respectable, married ladies. 915 02:08:39,500 --> 02:08:44,126 Senators' wives. Whores of blameless reputation. 916 02:08:46,700 --> 02:08:50,220 I'll have to work out a special rate for you. 917 02:08:55,300 --> 02:08:58,071 Greetings. Flavia, come. 918 02:08:58,171 --> 02:09:03,100 Don't waste time. Our senators' wives are not merely beautiful... 919 02:09:03,200 --> 02:09:06,640 like their husbands, they are insatiable. 920 02:09:07,625 --> 02:09:11,625 And for only five gold pieces, to any one of you. 921 02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:47,345 To the likes of those who summon you. 922 02:09:47,445 --> 02:09:51,902 Take their wives, use them, abuse them. 923 02:09:52,002 --> 02:09:54,002 Do as you will with them. 924 02:09:54,100 --> 02:09:58,807 They are yours. Just yours for only five. 925 02:09:58,907 --> 02:10:00,907 Five gold pieces. 926 02:10:04,100 --> 02:10:06,100 Hairy nipples. 927 02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:10,714 Senator Marcellus. 928 02:10:10,814 --> 02:10:14,461 Your wife will scare our customers away. 929 02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:17,800 Try hot walnuts. 930 02:10:18,800 --> 02:10:22,080 Hey, you over there. Don't stint yourselves. 931 02:10:22,119 --> 02:10:26,199 The more that you give, the more they will like it. 932 02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:03,500 Come and enjoy the skills perfected by our senators' ladies... 933 02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:07,040 while their husbands slept in the Senate. 934 02:11:41,300 --> 02:11:43,838 Only five gold pieces. 935 02:11:44,178 --> 02:11:46,178 Five. 936 02:11:46,490 --> 02:11:48,119 Senators' wives... 937 02:11:48,219 --> 02:11:51,282 all a blameless reputation. 938 02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:16,200 He's making prostitutes of all our wives and daughters. 939 02:12:16,300 --> 02:12:18,774 Humiliated the Senate and offended the army. 940 02:12:18,874 --> 02:12:21,354 That's why the people love him. 941 02:12:34,398 --> 02:12:37,228 Longinus. You're not having any fun. 942 02:12:37,328 --> 02:12:38,590 Enjoy yourself. 943 02:12:38,690 --> 02:12:43,250 - What is your preference? - Everything and nothing, Caesar. 944 02:12:44,750 --> 02:12:47,790 You can't have both for the same price. 945 02:12:55,800 --> 02:12:58,821 - He's provoking you. - Only me? 946 02:12:59,100 --> 02:13:02,380 He's mad. He doesn't know what he's doing. 947 02:13:03,200 --> 02:13:06,320 He knows what he's doing perfectly well. 948 02:13:07,300 --> 02:13:11,620 - Give him enough rope... perhaps... - He'll hang us all. 949 02:13:52,400 --> 02:13:56,325 We also have a few very severe ladies here today. 950 02:13:56,700 --> 02:14:00,226 You may punish them, or be punished by them. 951 02:14:01,000 --> 02:14:03,640 Five gold pieces will buy you both. 952 02:14:04,248 --> 02:14:06,738 Just five gold pieces. 953 02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:45,760 Can't you stop plotting for just a few moments? 954 02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:48,367 Chaerea. 955 02:14:48,467 --> 02:14:51,400 I hear you have a taste for little boys. 956 02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:54,540 - Is that not so? - No, Caesar. Big boys. 957 02:14:55,700 --> 02:14:58,179 - My soldiers. - Are they ready? 958 02:14:58,400 --> 02:15:00,177 Yes, Caesar. 959 02:15:00,277 --> 02:15:02,277 Perfect. 960 02:15:13,000 --> 02:15:15,500 We sail for Britain. 961 02:16:07,982 --> 02:16:09,982 He will not go again. 962 02:17:37,600 --> 02:17:41,084 We're only a few hours march from Rome. 963 02:17:42,100 --> 02:17:44,420 And what new madness is this? 964 02:17:48,000 --> 02:17:51,440 Mars tells me we will enjoy a great victory. 965 02:17:56,844 --> 02:17:59,109 - Ah, Chaerea. - Caesar? 966 02:18:01,073 --> 02:18:03,606 Are we prepared for the invasion? 967 02:18:03,706 --> 02:18:05,706 Yes, Caesar... 968 02:18:06,525 --> 02:18:08,071 only... 969 02:18:08,171 --> 02:18:10,171 Only what? 970 02:18:11,100 --> 02:18:14,079 - Where is Britain? - Where? 971 02:18:15,566 --> 02:18:17,566 There. 972 02:18:17,900 --> 02:18:20,044 Yes, lord, there... 973 02:18:20,484 --> 02:18:24,008 but... there is no enemy. 974 02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:27,660 There is papyrus cane. 975 02:18:28,417 --> 02:18:31,857 - Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar? - Yes, papyrus. 976 02:18:31,943 --> 02:18:34,183 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea. 977 02:18:34,500 --> 02:18:38,340 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 978 02:18:38,800 --> 02:18:40,800 Yes, lord. 979 02:18:44,700 --> 02:18:49,820 After all, we must have some proof that I have conquered Britain. 980 02:19:05,789 --> 02:19:07,289 Go on. 981 02:20:03,000 --> 02:20:05,000 Kill. 982 02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:30,122 While all of you were living safely here in Rome... 983 02:20:30,222 --> 02:20:32,871 your beloved emperor was risking his life... 984 02:20:32,971 --> 02:20:36,093 to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 985 02:20:42,800 --> 02:20:44,739 I've heard rumors that the Senate... 986 02:20:44,839 --> 02:20:47,219 doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 987 02:20:47,319 --> 02:20:49,501 No. No, lord. 988 02:20:49,697 --> 02:20:53,506 But I did conquer Britain, and I have a hundred... 989 02:20:53,606 --> 02:20:56,406 thousand papyrus canes to prove it. 990 02:20:59,100 --> 02:21:02,675 - Hail, Caligula Caesar. - Hail, Caesar. 991 02:21:02,775 --> 02:21:07,714 - Hail, Caligula the Conqueror. - Hail. Hail. Hail. 992 02:21:08,700 --> 02:21:12,620 Better be careful, he's in a strange mood tonight. 993 02:21:23,867 --> 02:21:25,867 Caligula. 994 02:21:26,200 --> 02:21:27,585 They hate you now. 995 02:21:27,685 --> 02:21:31,045 Let them hate me. So long as they fear me. 996 02:21:31,082 --> 02:21:34,994 They are senators and consuls. They are important men. 997 02:21:35,094 --> 02:21:37,667 So important that they approve all I do? 998 02:21:37,767 --> 02:21:39,300 They must be mad. 999 02:21:39,400 --> 02:21:41,120 I don't know what else to do to provoke them. 1000 02:21:41,220 --> 02:21:42,948 Great victory. 1001 02:21:43,048 --> 02:21:45,048 In Britain. 1002 02:21:46,951 --> 02:21:48,951 And now... 1003 02:21:49,112 --> 02:21:53,718 the bounties captured during this great campaign. 1004 02:21:56,084 --> 02:21:58,084 Fish. 1005 02:21:59,034 --> 02:22:02,306 Smoult, herring and salmon. 1006 02:22:03,700 --> 02:22:05,700 Oysters... 1007 02:22:06,279 --> 02:22:09,835 and beautiful pink pearls. 1008 02:22:10,300 --> 02:22:15,626 From the blue seas and silver rivers of Britain. 1009 02:22:18,300 --> 02:22:25,798 Gained from the green forests and golden ponds of Britain... 1010 02:22:26,600 --> 02:22:30,814 wild pheasants, lovesome geese. 1011 02:22:58,100 --> 02:23:00,100 Cowards. 1012 02:23:05,100 --> 02:23:08,431 Crawl. Crawl. Crawl. 1013 02:23:08,984 --> 02:23:11,716 I hate them. 1014 02:23:18,500 --> 02:23:20,540 Almighty Caesar says... 1015 02:23:21,202 --> 02:23:23,340 to balance the state budget... 1016 02:23:23,440 --> 02:23:26,775 we shall confiscate the entire estates... 1017 02:23:26,875 --> 02:23:29,595 of all those who have failed Rome. 1018 02:23:33,300 --> 02:23:35,930 Read out your list, Longinus. 1019 02:23:37,900 --> 02:23:44,058 Senators Galva, Aponius, Marcellus, 1020 02:23:44,158 --> 02:23:47,655 Antonius, Cassius... 1021 02:23:47,856 --> 02:23:49,358 Chaerea. 1022 02:23:49,458 --> 02:23:52,339 They have failed me. Arrest them. 1023 02:23:52,567 --> 02:23:54,567 Lepidus... 1024 02:23:55,564 --> 02:23:58,618 Sextus and Octavius. 1025 02:23:58,718 --> 02:24:00,718 Guards. Arrest them. 1026 02:24:17,500 --> 02:24:19,500 Almighty Caesar says... 1027 02:24:19,729 --> 02:24:21,729 finish your dinner. 1028 02:24:24,200 --> 02:24:26,200 Eat. 1029 02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:35,200 He must be done soon. 1030 02:24:40,200 --> 02:24:43,332 - Watch Chaerea. - Why? 1031 02:24:43,600 --> 02:24:45,600 The omens are not good. 1032 02:24:45,941 --> 02:24:47,941 Be on your guard. 1033 02:24:49,620 --> 02:24:52,234 I think he intends to kill me. 1034 02:24:57,200 --> 02:24:59,200 What is amusing, Caesar? 1035 02:25:00,214 --> 02:25:01,600 Just a thought. 1036 02:25:01,700 --> 02:25:04,092 May I ask what thought? 1037 02:25:08,284 --> 02:25:11,267 Is it true that there's a conspiracy against me, Longinus? 1038 02:25:11,367 --> 02:25:14,567 Well, lord... that is... I mean... 1039 02:25:15,086 --> 02:25:17,646 It seems there is a secret plot. 1040 02:25:17,700 --> 02:25:19,359 A plot is always a secret, if it's not a secret, 1041 02:25:19,459 --> 02:25:20,157 it's not a plot but a plan. 1042 02:25:20,257 --> 02:25:22,400 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 1043 02:25:22,500 --> 02:25:24,580 Even a half-wit can know that and you're a half-wit. 1044 02:25:24,668 --> 02:25:26,668 Half of me is, Caesar. 1045 02:25:29,800 --> 02:25:31,725 The situation's gone too far. 1046 02:25:31,825 --> 02:25:33,651 He has mocked the guards, overruled the 1047 02:25:33,751 --> 02:25:36,000 government and insulted the best families in Rome. 1048 02:25:36,100 --> 02:25:38,610 Yes, the Senate counts for nothing anymore. 1049 02:25:38,710 --> 02:25:40,149 No one is safe from him. 1050 02:25:40,249 --> 02:25:43,402 - He's a tyrant. - Then what can we do? 1051 02:25:43,502 --> 02:25:45,606 There's only one solution. 1052 02:25:47,000 --> 02:25:50,600 - If Caligula were to die... - It could happen. 1053 02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:55,000 You need sleep. 1054 02:26:55,500 --> 02:26:59,260 I think I shall have to resign myself to living forever. 1055 02:27:00,333 --> 02:27:02,333 I hope you do. 1056 02:27:20,249 --> 02:27:22,249 I am going bald. 1057 02:27:25,667 --> 02:27:27,667 No, you're not. 1058 02:27:27,752 --> 02:27:30,700 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 1059 02:27:30,800 --> 02:27:36,070 The facts? Yes, my lord. Can you? 1060 02:27:44,399 --> 02:27:47,635 I need some sleep. 1061 02:27:50,879 --> 02:27:52,879 I need you. 1062 02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:22,805 Psst. Are you ready? 1063 02:28:23,290 --> 02:28:26,330 Will you speak your lying sister Isis? 1064 02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:32,774 Long have I wandered in the land of men... 1065 02:28:33,062 --> 02:28:37,043 in search of you, brother Osiris. 1066 02:28:44,200 --> 02:28:48,228 I have been killed and cut in two bits. 1067 02:28:50,200 --> 02:28:56,353 You put my pieces together, bringing back life... 1068 02:28:56,793 --> 02:28:58,793 with a kiss. 1069 02:29:00,500 --> 02:29:02,500 There goes our blood. 1070 02:29:06,400 --> 02:29:10,200 It doesn't matter. It's only a show. 1071 02:29:21,200 --> 02:29:25,280 - I can't get it right. - No, Caesar. Look, like that. 1072 02:29:29,300 --> 02:29:31,300 Hello, precious. 1073 02:29:35,300 --> 02:29:37,380 Have you been a good girl? 1074 02:29:45,000 --> 02:29:47,437 Don't you think she looks beautiful in my costume? 1075 02:29:47,537 --> 02:29:49,600 - She's even wearing my little boots. - Cause you like her power. 1076 02:29:49,700 --> 02:29:53,270 My little... boots. 1077 02:30:16,190 --> 02:30:18,190 She's serious. 1078 02:30:23,768 --> 02:30:26,568 Going to be dressed like you today. 1079 02:30:56,400 --> 02:30:58,400 Password? 1080 02:30:59,300 --> 02:31:00,402 Scrotum. 1081 02:31:00,502 --> 02:31:02,502 So be it. 1082 02:31:45,789 --> 02:31:47,789 I'll... 1083 02:31:47,951 --> 02:31:49,951 live... 1084 02:31:50,738 --> 02:31:52,738 live... 1085 02:32:47,384 --> 02:32:49,384 Guards. 1086 02:32:52,200 --> 02:32:54,715 Hail, Claudius Caesar. 1087 02:32:54,815 --> 02:32:57,572 - Hail, Claudius Caesar. - Hail, Claudius. 1088 02:32:57,672 --> 02:33:01,660 - Hail, Claudius. - Claudius, hail. 1089 02:33:03,926 --> 02:33:06,851 Hail, Claudius Caesar. 1090 02:33:07,503 --> 02:33:09,503 Hail. 75470

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