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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) I couldn't sleep.

I'm so excited about the success.

I thought I'd come down and give you

guys a hand.

Hey, where's, uh, Leon?

Um, he took a trip.

He took a trip?

I think he's back in the court of

Louis XVI.

Something's wrong with the program.

I can't get a lock on the right

timer coordinates.

I have to go back in time to

get Leon.

He has no way of getting back without

me.

This is wrong.

What choice do I have?

It's my fault and I have to make

it right.

Re-initiate the protocol sequence.

Maybe we should call Professor Colgate.

No, he'll never trust us again.

I have to bring Leon back on my

own.

You can track me with this remote.

If I don't beam back with Leon in

20 minutes, then reactivate the chamber and pull

me back.

But what if you don't come back?

Then tell Professor Colgate.

I am going to be in so much

trouble.

Initiate the program.

Is anybody there?

We've been waiting for you.

You have?

I'm Trina, and these are my sisters, Tara

and Tessa.

You must be the new chosen one.

Are you not?

You must have me confused with somebody else.

But we were told of your coming.

Exactly...

where are we?

Why, the Sultan's palace, of course.

And we are part of His Majesty's harem.

Harem?

Sultan?

Is this Paris?

We understand you're nervous.

We too were nervous when we first arrived

to join his harem.

But we'll show you what to do.

Hey!

Hello!

We'll help you.

Shh!

Let us do our job, or the Sultan

will be very angry.

We didn't happen to see a guy around

here.

Brown hair, about 5 feet 10.

Calls himself Leon.

All men are forbidden in the palace, unless

you're a guard or a eunuch.

Well, Leon's definitely not a eunuch.

You ain't gonna get loose pulling on them

chains!

How am I supposed to get free?

You can't!

How long you been here?

What year is it now?

It's 19...

It's, uh, 1780.

1780?

Well, I've been here...

15 years now.

What did you do?

Splash mud in the king's coach.

And they locked you in the dungeon for

15 years?

After the first eight years, it's pretty much

all downhill.

What'd you do?

Well, I got caught in bed with Marie

Antoinette.

I don't think he should be here.

The guard is coming.

Hurry.

Let's go!

And that, your highness, is the dance of

the golden princess.

I will spare you one more night, Scheherazade.

Scheherazade?

Scheherazade is the sultan's wife.

She was condemned to death for her infidelity.

But she is still entertaining him with her

stories.

Because he is happy, he is sparing her

her life, so far.

Amazing.

She's real.

I thought it was just a story.

What story?

A tale of a thousand and one Arabian

nights.

Now for another tale.

Did you hear the story about the man

who dressed up as a woman to save

the lady he loved?

I mean, he was certain he was gonna

face death at the hands of the sultan's

guard, but he was willing to risk everything

for the love of his life.

Ah.

No good.

Off with their heads.

Wait, wait.

Did you hear the one about the genie

and the lamp?

Ooh, I like genie stories.

Make it a good one, and you will

all live.

Well, there was once this boy, and his

name was Aladdin.

Long time.

I was off there about 400 years.

I know.

That's why I brought you back.

I think I have the right coordinates now.

Okay, 20 minutes, then pull me back.

Right.

It's time for another lesson in discipline, you

bad little girl.

Oh, please, your majesty.

Not that.

Oh, yes, Lily.

I've been bad.

Oh, I'm bored with this game.

Untie me, you clod.

I know.

Let's play the musketeer and the serving wench.

Oh, whatever.

Aha!

I saved you from that bastard, the king.

My hair!

Uh-oh, this is where you get it.

Ooh, Jacques never got it like that.

What are you doing?

I wanted to taste what the queen had.

Do you want some more?

No.

I don't want any more.

Wait, please, you've got to get me out

of here.

Why should I?

I can make all your wildest dreams come

true.

Mimi?

Mimi?

Excuse me.

Yes?

Where is my bow?

I'm sorry?

You bow before your king?

King?

Oh, right.

And who are you that you should show

such disrespect before your king?

Forgive me, Your Majesty.

I think you need to be taught a

little lesson in discipline.

Quick, before the queen finds us.

Then on my 14th birthday, Daddy gave me

my first wench.

She was...

Mimi!

I'm free!

I'm free!

What am I supposed to do?

Leave us.

Right.

Mimi, I knew you'd come back.

Hurry up, unlock me.

Maybe, but I want to sample some of

these pleasures that you promised.

You know, I could probably do this better

if my hands were free.

Of course.

Oh.

You're scared, no?

No.

You're supposed to say yes and tremble.

Sorry.

Well, you're no fun.

Such a horrible way for a king to

behave.

Such impudence!

I like this.

Tell me more.

You're a spoiled little brat.

Yes, I am.

I'm a bad little king.

This is a fun game.

Come on, more, please.

Oh, Leon!

Daria.

Who is she?

Daria Mimi.

Mimi Daria.

Oh, Leon, thank God I found you.

We'll only have a few seconds before we

leave.

Say goodbye to Mimi.

But you promised.

I'm sorry, but the more I think about

it, the more I think it'd be better

if you just stayed here.

But I will surely be put to death

for helping you.

I don't want to die.

Please save me.

She's got a point, you know.

Leon!

What the hell?

Where are you two going?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

I don't think this is the lab.

Leon, what happened?

Oh, I want to go home now.

Leon?

Ah, I think we overloaded the system.

We have to reprogram the remote.

Yeah, but where are we?

Whoa.

Oh, boy.

Ow.

Those rat bastards.

Ow, honey, calm down before you bust a

vein or something.

Those rat bastards trying to pin that shootout

on me.

But you did it.

Yeah, but they ain't gonna pin it on

me.

Hiya, boss.

Who the hell are you?

It's me, Red.

Oh, and who the hell are they?

They're the act for tonight.

Why the hell are they in the dressing

rooms?

You know I hate theater people.

They was just going there.

I'll get them.

Backstage.

Is that Scarface?

Shh.

What?

Who said that?

What did he say?

Nothing, boss.

It's okay.

Let's go.

Ow, honey, calm down.

I gotta smash something up.

Come on.

What are you reading?

Baseball scores, damn Cubs.

I had a sawbuck on them last game,

and the drums blew it into ninth.

I don't get this.

What is baseball?

Where are you from, sister?

Hey.

Hey.

That's kind of cute.

What's it for, a Christmas tree or something?

That's it exactly.

Yeah, it's been in my family for quite

a few years.

May I?

Sure.

Thanks.

Want a drink?

Sure.

You think I'm stupid enough to tell some

dame where I keep my stash?

Uh, Mr. Capone.

Nice to meet you.

What are you doing staring at my girl's

ass?

I don't want to know.

Shut up.

Talk.

Well, I just came here to warm up.

You know, Cookie was here, and she was

naked, and you came in, and...

Well, good thing I did.

All right, let's see the act.

The act?

Yeah, the act, right?

Well, let's see it.

Come on, move.

Move.

Red, bring out them other songbirds.

I want to see where youse got going.

Something's fishy here with the three of youse.

What's going on?

Don't ask.

Come on, start wobbling.

And if it ain't the best thing since

Al Jolson, it's gonna be curtains.

What are we supposed to do?

Can you sing?

No.

Dance?

No.

We're dead.

Hit it.

Yeah, did this.

Just what I thought.

Say your prayers.

Wait, wait.

Wait for what?

Wait for this.

Nice trick.

Why didn't you tell me there were magicians?

Did you think you would get away with

this act of treason?

Professor Colgate?

What's with the outfit?

Silence.

Seize them.

You are hereby arrested for unauthorized time travel.

Your sentence is to be put into cryogenic

freezing for 200 years.

This is a joke, right?

I guess not.

Take them away.

Dennis!

What is going on?

I'm really ready to go home now.

Oh, this is bad.

This is very bad.

What?

There'll be two more world wars.

It's martial law.

The military is running the society.

We've affected the timeline.

But how?

We didn't change history.

It's Mimi.

She doesn't belong here.

It's not my fault.

How could she change history?

Maybe not Mimi, but probably one of her

children.

Children that weren't born in France in 1780

because she wasn't there.

We've got to go back.

No, that's too risky.

Listen, you stay here.

If it doesn't work, find some place in

time and go there.

Listen, if I'm going to be stuck somewhere

in time, I'd rather be stuck with you.

Don't get cocky.

Now, come on.

I'm programming the remote to automatically return to

the coordinate from 1780.

I've compensated the energy flow for the three

of us.

All right, come on.

Let's get this over with.

What's going on?

I'm sorry.

We're going to have to take you back

to Paris where you belong.

But why?

Because it looks like you might have a

baby who might have a baby who might

have a baby who might change history.

But Leon, you're my first.

If I have a baby, it's yours.

Oops.

Everything is as it should be.

The next time you want to go time

tripping.

I'm through.

Honest.

I'm going to do a genetic search on

Mimi.

I'm going to find out where her kids

were.

Actually, I wanted to take a little trip

into the future this morning.

Really?

Where to?

Where are we?

How far into the future?

Fifteen minutes.

I just don't want to waste any time.

What?

Feeling kind of stupid here.

Shh.

Anticipation of an upcoming event is what adds

to the pleasure level.

What?