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♪ It's gonna be
a lonely Christmas ♪
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♪ I'm telling you baby
lonely Christmas ♪♪
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Alright, you look very good,
b-but what you
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what you need is a snow job.
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There you go.
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[sighs] Alright, now what you need
is a top.
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We can let you go around
being topless.
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There you go.
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[knock on door]
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- Hey.
- Hey, Juan.
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♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
and a happy New Year ♪
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♪ And many more ♪♪
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Come on in.
Check out the tree.
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- Ooh!
- Look at this.
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Oh, wow, Vinnie got a present
under there, man.
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There's a present under there.
Is that for me?
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Oh, that's nice, man.
Hey, Horshack.
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Remind me to have my chauffeur
come and pick that up
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in the mornin', alright?
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"To my very closest friend
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"in the whole wide, wide world,
Vinnie.
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From Vinnie."
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Nothin' wrong with that.
I can buy myself a good gift.
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I work hard in the hospital.
I deserve it.
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Since you know what it is,
why wait till Christmas?
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- Open it.
- Oh, yeah, open it, open it.
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- Let's see what you got.
- Open it, open it.
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Alright, be patient.
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[Freddie] Oh, yeah.
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- Wow.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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- Wow!
- I love the material. Oh!
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Oh, Vinnie.
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Vinnie, you always pick
such perfect gifts.
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Why don't you try it on?
Go ahead.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Oh, Vinnie.
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Oh, Vinnie.
It-it looks just great.
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You, you look as good
as a mannequin in a window.
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Be sure to send yourself
a thank you note.
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One hundred and eighteen bucks?
Must be real camel hair.
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No, it's pure virgin camel hair.
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I don't know, Vinnie.
I mean, how can you be sure?
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I mean, you know how camels lie.
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Look at this. Check this out.
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- It's got hand-sewn interior.
- Wow, look at them.
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And they give you
these little extra buttons
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in case you lose one.
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And right here
it says dry clean only.
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What's so great
about dry clean only?
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Because dry cleaners,
they got that rack
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where you push the button
and the coat comes to you.
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Vincent, I only hope
that that coat brings you
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better luck
than it brought the camel.
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Well, look, I'm gonna take this
for a walk. I gotta break it in.
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It's the best gift
I ever bought myself.
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Even better than the electric
train that made real smoke?
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Oh, you was crazy about that.
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That was last year.
This year I'm grown up.
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here
where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪♪
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Mr. Woodman, I cannot teach
the Sweathogs.
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- I'm not a certified teacher.
- Julie, it's an emergency.
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The regular substitute
called in sick.
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But I don't know
how to teach a class.
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Forget teaching,
think riot control.
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There's mace
in the bottom drawer.
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If that doesn't work,
set off the overhead sprinklers.
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I feel like
a one-woman SWAT team.
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Mr. Woodman, what are you doin'
hangin' out here?
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Checkin' for screams.
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- You're late, Barbarino.
- I know.
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Doris didn't finish
my homework on time.
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But don't worry about it,
I bawled her out.
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Barbarino, take off that coat.
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I'm sure the owner's
lookin' for it.
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Hey, wait a second, I bought
this from my hard-earned money.
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Look at this, I got a tag with a
name and address and everything.
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I don't believe it.
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I'm a high school principal.
I can't afford a coat like that.
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Yeah, but even if
you could afford it
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Marty's wouldn't have
your right size.
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They don't take odd sizes.
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Vinnie, what's wrong
with your body?
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Nothin'. I'm doin' modelin'
window-like.
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Vinnie. Shh.
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The class is trying
to study, okay?
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Oh, in that case,
I'll come back later.
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[all] Shh!
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Vinnie, just sit down in your
seat and be very quiet, okay?
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- Okay, be quiet.
- Be quiet.
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Shh.
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What are you doin'?
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Sorry.
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But I always blow
my eraser crumbs to my right.
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Yeah, if you wasn't so stupid
and make mistakes
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you wouldn't blow eraser crumbs
to your right.
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So shoot me, I'm only human.
I make mistakes, you know.
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Well, the first mistake
that you made
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was thinkin' that you're human.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Shh!
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Come on, switch seats with me.
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I wanna sit
in a no crumb section.
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[all] Shh!
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I can't study! I can't study!
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Juan, sit down and be quiet.
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Alright. I'm better now.
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- Freddie, switch seats with me.
- What for, Vinnie?
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Because I don't want you
blowing eraser crumbs on me.
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I don't blow crumbs.
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Come on, switch with me, anyway.
I don't trust you.
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Oh, Vinnie, alright.
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What'd you do that for?
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Oh, I can't help it.
I always brush it to the left.
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Oh, w-wait a minute.
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What do you do?
Do you blow or do you brush?
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Neither.
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I flick.
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[all clamoring]
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That's enough!
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Stop!
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Sit down!
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Vinnie, you go sit
by the window.
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- Yeah, sit by the window!
- Yeah, Vinnie.
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Why don't you go sit
by the window?
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Gladly, so you guys can erase
yourselves to death.
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Mrs. Kotter,
it's gettin' hot in here.
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I wanna open the window
a crack, okay?
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Alright, Vinnie, open it
and then sit down!
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[Vinnie] Alright.
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- Hey! Oh! Hey!
- This is crazy!
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- Tell him, Mrs. Kotter.
- Sit down!
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[Arnold] Sit down!
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Okay. Who wants to read
their composition--
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Oh, oh! I do, I do.
Oh, oh! Me, please!
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I got the spirit of Christmas
right here
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in my composition,
Mrs. Kotter.
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"Christmas time at the Epsteins
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"is a time
for sisters and brothers.
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"For relatives
and eating and drinking
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"and drinking and eating...
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"...with everybody thinkin'
the same thing.
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I gotta get
to the bathroom next."
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May I ask, uh, when did
your tenement get bathrooms?
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Juan, your, uh...
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...your speech had,
had the Christmas feel...
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...uh, without being
too sentimental.
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Well, frankly speaking,
it left me cold.
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- And so does that window.
- Yeah, close the window.
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It's stayin' open!
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It's good
for the, for the, for the nap.
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It keeps it perky and firm.
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Vinnie, would you, please,
just close the window
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and then take your coat off?
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Yeah, ah!
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Julie, are you alright?
Do you need the police yet?
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Mrs. Kotter, is it my turn now?
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- Mine, Horshack.
- No!
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[chuckles]
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"No two snowflakes are alike.
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No two people are the same--"
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Arnold,
that was very, very nice.
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I've written a little poem
entitled
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"Christmas In Brooklyn."
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- Alright.
- Alright, alright.
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"I know why Santa flies
from roof to roof to roof
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"deliverin' toys and goodies
with never a single goof.
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"'Cause if he had to walk
the streets like us
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they'd grab his bag
and push him under a bus."
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Excuse me.
"No two snowflakes are alike.
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No two people--"
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Hey, Mr. Woodman,
Mr. Woodman, Mr. Woodman.
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Check it out, check it out, man.
I got a poem, man.
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Everybody's gonna dig
my poem, man.
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Check it out.
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♪ Santa Claus' reindeers
ran too fast ♪
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♪ And they dumped him
in the snow ♪
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♪ I couldn't understand
a word he said ♪
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♪ But it wasn't ho ho ho ♪♪
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Right-o!
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"No...
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"...two snowflakes are alike.
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No two people are the same--"
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[alarm blaring]
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Alright! Back up! Fire!
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[all clamoring]
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Now, now, calm down! Calm down.
It's just, just a drill.
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If that were a real fire,
you'd smell smoke.
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[sniffs] To show you how safe it is,
I'm leavin' first.
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Last man has to listen
to Horshack.
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- Fire! Fire! Fire!
- Ow! Ow!
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Wait, hold on a second.
Hey, wait a second.
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Let me have my coat.
What are you doin'?
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Come on...
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"No two snowflakes are alike.
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No two people are the same."
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, Vinnie.
- Hey, Vinnie.
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- Hey, man, what's happenin'?
- Vinnie.
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What did they say
at the cleaners about your coat?
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There ain't no more coat
no more.
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Oh, no.
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They had to put it to sleep?
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Well, uh, let me tell you
somethin', Vinnie.
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I-I think you should've taken it
to my uncle's cleaners.
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Oh, yeah, his place can get
anything out of a coat
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including bullet holes.
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No, you guys don't understand.
It's been ripped off.
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- What?
- Stolen?
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- Somebody stolen your coat?
- Yes, somebody stole it.
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Two big guys,
they was like gorillas.
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One guy tripped me and the
other guy grabbed the coat.
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Big dudes, huh?
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Well, don't you worry,
big buckaroo.
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You still got
your electric train.
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Yeah, but the smoke
don't work no more.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, what's happenin',
Mrs. Kotter?
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- Hi, Mrs. Kotter.
- Hi, guys.
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- Mrs. Kotter.
- What, Vinnie?
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I gotta take off class this
afternoon. I gotta find my coat.
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You know, I know
what you could do, Vinnie.
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All you gotta do,
all you gotta do is
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you gotta find some guy
with a filthy overcoat
244
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,094
covered up with a whole bunch
of feet prints.
245
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,378
That's not an easy task.
246
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:27,770
Everyone I know in New York
has a coat like that.
247
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,787
Well, we better get started.
See ya.
248
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,314
- Let's go.
- Hold it. Wait.
249
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:34,841
[bell rings] Just take your seats, guys.
250
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,301
- Okay.
- Alright.
251
00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:40,221
Sit down!
252
00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:43,625
Sit down in them.
253
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,990
There, there is a difference,
you know.
254
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:47,709
Good one, yes.
255
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,823
Yes, okay.
Vacation starts at 3:30.
256
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:53,508
Vinnie, you can look
for your coat then.
257
00:14:53,528 --> 00:14:55,487
3:30? I can't wait till then.
258
00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:59,749
By that time, that coat could be
in New Jersey at some pawn shop.
259
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,695
I can see it now,
hangin' between a saxophone
260
00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:03,878
and a bowie knife.
261
00:15:04,305 --> 00:15:06,608
And some cheap hood comes in
and, and buys it
262
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:09,046
'cause he needs it
for some big bank robbery.
263
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:10,709
And then, then the police come
and they arrest him.
264
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,089
They send him up the river,
right. Five, six years.
265
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:15,071
Maybe even electric chair.
266
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:18,858
You know what that could do
to the nap of my coat?
267
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,623
I don't even feel
like spaghetti.
268
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:34,579
I feel like my coat.
269
00:15:39,996 --> 00:15:43,967
No, I shouldn't throw it out.
I should give it to the pigeons.
270
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,737
Come on, pigeons,
come and get it.
271
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:54,515
It's Christmas Eve.
272
00:15:54,598 --> 00:15:57,511
Come on, it's the best stuff
you're gonna get tonight.
273
00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:59,655
Nah, stupid pigeons.
274
00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:01,422
Stupid pigeons.
275
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,959
They eat all the bread
and then you got nothin' left
276
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,978
for the main course.
277
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,919
[knock on door]
278
00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:17,783
Just a minute.
279
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,144
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, what's happenin'?
280
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,010
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, guys.
281
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,410
Yeah, Vinnie, you know,
we, um, we all felt
282
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,475
kind of bad
on you losing your coat
283
00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:33,515
so we thought we'd come by
and cheer you up.
284
00:16:33,598 --> 00:16:35,388
Hey, we even chipped in
and got you a present.
285
00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,559
- Oh.
- Yeah.
286
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,169
- Oh.
- It's from us to you.
287
00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,367
Yeah. We wanted to see you
smile again, guy.
288
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,110
Yeah, we figured your coat
would want it that way.
289
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,935
Why did you go
and mention the coat for?
290
00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:50,579
Go ahead, open it up, Vinnie.
291
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:51,762
- Alright.
- Come on, Vinnie, open it.
292
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,503
Oh, yeah.
Let's see what we got you.
293
00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:55,897
- Come on.
- Nice. Check it out.
294
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,090
Ooh-la-la.
295
00:16:57,173 --> 00:16:59,627
- Oh, guys.
- Woo-hoo.
296
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,155
Man, this is what
I always wanted.
297
00:17:01,195 --> 00:17:03,497
- Yeah.
- What is it?
298
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:06,518
It's electric can opener,
Vinnie. See?
299
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,302
So you can...
You put cans this side there.
300
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,345
You could put in cans of corn,
cans of peas
301
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,800
and it'd go buzz-buzz-buzz,
succotash.
302
00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,109
That is...
Oh, that is great.
303
00:17:15,192 --> 00:17:16,750
You know,
it-it really makes me feel good
304
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:17,933
that you guys got this 'cause...
305
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,073
Like, sometimes
I come home at night
306
00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:22,438
and I, I won't even eat
because I gotta open my cans
307
00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:25,592
with a, with a screwdriver
and a hammer.
308
00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:27,780
But with this...
You-you guys are really great.
309
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,713
- Thanks.
- Oh, don't thank us.
310
00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:31,443
- It's alright, Vinnie.
- Merry Christmas.
311
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,067
Alright, alright.
That's enough of the mushiness.
312
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,988
Now where's the chow?
313
00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:36,625
Oh, there's some hot spaghetti
on the tree.
314
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,253
Spaghetti on a tree?
315
00:17:40,336 --> 00:17:43,239
Where do you keep the ornaments?
In the refrigerator?
316
00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:57,466
Mm. Where's the meatballs?
317
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,280
He's gonna color them
for Easter.
318
00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:05,058
[knock on door]
319
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:16,735
Can't stay long, Barbarino.
I have, uh, three places to go.
320
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:19,139
Really, man?
You got three parties to go to?
321
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,725
I didn't know
you were that popular.
322
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,095
I'm not.
They don't know I'm comin'.
323
00:18:24,409 --> 00:18:28,554
Here. It's not much,
but neither are you.
324
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:31,797
Vinnie. Vinnie, he got us
all the same thing.
325
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,516
What time is yours
set to go off?
326
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,868
[Freddie] Vinnie.
327
00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:41,894
Vinnie?
328
00:18:42,306 --> 00:18:44,766
You look like
you've seen a ghost.
329
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:48,374
I think he did.
A camel hair ghost.
330
00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,806
Aah!
331
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,786
Hey, look, Vincy.
332
00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:58,770
Mr. Woodman's got a coat
just like yours.
333
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,313
Was.
334
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,859
Yeah, but his is,
uh, real camel hair.
335
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,531
Still got the hump with it.
336
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,109
It's really what I came by
to show you, Barbarino.
337
00:19:14,192 --> 00:19:16,355
You looked terrific in that
coat today. And so, uh...
338
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:19,578
Now since you and I
are built so much alike
339
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:21,059
I, uh...
340
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,661
...I went and got myself one.
341
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:27,567
Yeah, but the, the nap,
it ain't as perky as mine was.
342
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:32,853
Mr. Woodman, um, Vinnie got
his coat stolen today.
343
00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:34,757
Oh, sorry to hear that.
344
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,143
Sure it was stolen, Barbarino?
345
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:40,157
Maybe, uh, maybe it saw
your apartment and ran away.
346
00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:42,350
[laughs]
347
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:45,273
Yeah, I'm sure. It was stolen
by two big gorillas.
348
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:46,379
They-they jumped me.
349
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,402
[knock on door]
350
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:52,663
- The muggers!
- What?
351
00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:55,248
- They're the muggers?
- Get back.
352
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:56,531
- Relax, relax, relax, relax.
- Alright, alright, alright.
353
00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:57,793
Don't open.
354
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,291
[all clamoring]
355
00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:02,153
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- We got to protect the door.
356
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:04,297
- Okay.
- Ready? On the count of three.
357
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:08,883
On the count. Are you ready?
One, two, three!
358
00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,560
[Freddie] Those are the muggers?
359
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,934
[laughs]
360
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:20,566
Those,
those are the two gorillas?
361
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,262
[laughing]
362
00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:28,716
They don't even scare me.
363
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,101
Yeah, well,
they jumped me from behind.
364
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,855
- Now give me this.
- I don't want your lousy coat.
365
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:34,548
Yeah, well, what'd you
take it for, anyway?
366
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:36,654
Why do you care?
You gettin' it back, ain't ya?
367
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:39,379
Yeah, we didn't take nothin'
out of the pockets neither.
368
00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:40,517
Yeah, well,
there was nothin' in 'em.
369
00:20:40,518 --> 00:20:42,279
We know.
370
00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:46,984
Look, guys, I think
you brought that coat back
371
00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:50,751
'cause you're decent punks.
372
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,470
I bet you believe
in Santa Claus too.
373
00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:58,946
Hey, when Epstein says
you're decent, you're decent.
374
00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:00,529
- You dig it?
- Yeah, I dig it.
375
00:21:00,612 --> 00:21:03,027
Now put me down, sheep head.
376
00:21:06,282 --> 00:21:08,763
Punk's probably from Jersey.
377
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,841
We're sorry
we stole your coat, mister
378
00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:13,686
but things ain't been too good
around our house.
379
00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:15,147
Aww!
380
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,253
Yeah, the old man's out of work
381
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,016
and he ain't been
feelin' too good.
382
00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:21,006
And we thought this would put
some life back in him.
383
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,519
Aww!
384
00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:26,577
Is he diseased?
385
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,310
Anyway, we couldn't give him
something that was stolen.
386
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,532
No, he never taught us that way.
387
00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:38,009
You think you kids are gonna
make me feel sorry for you
388
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,414
just because you got
some big sob story?
389
00:21:40,442 --> 00:21:43,163
Well, look,
I got my problems too.
390
00:21:43,246 --> 00:21:46,683
I mean, sure, I live in a,
a beautiful nice apartment.
391
00:21:47,532 --> 00:21:48,770
But it ain't everything,
you know.
392
00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,015
I mean, what about this?
393
00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:51,321
I mean, how many trees
you run into
394
00:21:51,356 --> 00:21:53,596
that are decorated
with spaghetti?
395
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,325
Too salty.
396
00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:02,157
I didn't wanna say anything.
397
00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:07,183
You kids are too much.
Everything is Christmas, right?
398
00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:10,436
You think that's gonna solve
all of your problems, huh?
399
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,855
Big expensive gifts,
big presents, right?
400
00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:17,108
All I got this year
was a lousy can opener.
401
00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:19,344
You don't think
when I was a little kid
402
00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:21,981
I wanted to get my father
somethin' good?
403
00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:29,318
Here. Go on, take it
and get out of here.
404
00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:31,683
- Hey, thanks, mister.
- Merry Christmas.
405
00:22:37,348 --> 00:22:38,850
That settles that, so, uh
406
00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:41,052
why don't we open up
our presents
407
00:22:41,135 --> 00:22:43,505
before Vinnie gives them away?
408
00:22:44,398 --> 00:22:46,820
Well, that was the most,
uh, touching display
409
00:22:46,903 --> 00:22:50,711
of the Christmas spirit
that I have ever seen.
410
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:53,928
This will be a Christmas
that I'll remember
411
00:22:54,011 --> 00:22:56,614
for a long, long time.
412
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,516
Come on, let's open the gifts.
413
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:01,799
Let's go see
what little Arnold got.
414
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,703
[knock on door] What's for me? What's for me?
415
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:08,477
Barbarino, you nitwit!
416
00:23:09,936 --> 00:23:12,980
You gave those little creeps
my coat!
417
00:23:22,421 --> 00:23:26,817
Mm. Now look, Mr. Woodman,
you just gotta relax, you know.
418
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,221
Santa ain't gonna forget
about you.
419
00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:32,474
Uh, with your luck,
he'll probably make you an elf.
420
00:23:34,129 --> 00:23:37,013
That coat was the only
Christmas gift I got.
421
00:23:37,097 --> 00:23:41,335
I was gonna wear it to the New
Year's Eve party at the automat.
422
00:23:43,807 --> 00:23:45,007
- Here you go.
- Oh, you got it!
423
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,451
- Alright.
- Ah!
424
00:23:46,534 --> 00:23:48,208
- Hey, Vinnie.
- Alright.
425
00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:51,226
Of course, I got it.
Now come on, put it on.
426
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,292
When I walk you to the door,
take it out with you.
427
00:23:53,313 --> 00:23:54,706
I got things to do, guys.
428
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,135
What do you mean
you got things to do?
429
00:23:56,196 --> 00:23:58,480
I gotta fill the stocking.
430
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:05,311
It's the wrong stocking, Vinnie.
Santa don't fill these kind.
431
00:24:06,253 --> 00:24:09,234
No, stupid. I get it filled
across the hall.
432
00:24:09,318 --> 00:24:11,018
Merry Christmas.
433
00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:19,919
[theme song]
434
00:24:24,946 --> 00:24:27,866
♪ Welcome back ♪
435
00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:31,565
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
436
00:24:31,648 --> 00:24:33,741
♪ Welcome back ♪
437
00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:38,659
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
438
00:24:38,742 --> 00:24:42,967
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
439
00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:47,451
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
440
00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,669
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
441
00:24:49,752 --> 00:24:51,368
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
442
00:24:51,451 --> 00:24:53,544
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
443
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:55,720
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
444
00:24:55,803 --> 00:24:57,635
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
445
00:24:57,718 --> 00:24:59,898
♪ 'Cause we got him
on the spot ♪
446
00:24:59,981 --> 00:25:01,986
♪ Welcome back ♪
447
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:06,339
♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
448
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,559
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
449
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:11,126
♪ Welcome back ♪
450
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:15,087
♪ We always could spot
a friend ♪
451
00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,394
♪ Welcome back ♪
452
00:25:17,477 --> 00:25:22,050
♪ And I smile when I think
how you must have been ♪
453
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:26,446
♪ And I know what a scene
you were learnin' in ♪
454
00:25:26,529 --> 00:25:29,184
♪ Was there something that
made you come back again? ♪♪
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