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He didn't make any effort.
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But I think what's important
is he's gotta stay.
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He's gotta go home...
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[indistinct chatter]
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Uh, would you, uh,
take your seats, please?
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Thank you.
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Uh, everyone.
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Uh, before we come
to the end of parents' night
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I think I'd be remiss if I
didn't thank Mrs. Epstein
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for bringing
the chilli pepper dip.
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[all cheering]
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Mrs. Lambardo
for the mocha java carrot cake.
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Delicious.
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Yes, and I'd, uh, I'd like
to thank Mrs. Delvecchio
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for bringing the Rolaids.
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[all laughing]
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After seeing my report card,
my father needed some Rolaids.
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Alright, alright. We'd like
to thank you all for coming.
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We'll see you next month
at parents' night.
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Drive safely, take care.
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- Alright!
- Take your seats, please.
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Just a second, Kotter.
Take your seats, please.
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- What?
- It's not over yet.
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What do you mean
it's not over yet?
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We have a tradition
here at Buchanan.
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What would parents' night
be without
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the Buchanan School Song?
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- Oh!
- Oh, no.
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Enjoyable!
We'd all like to sing it.
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But we gotta leave right?
You guys gotta leave?
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Wait, everybody, please.
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Where's your spirit, Kotter?
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And now, parents,
would you join me
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in rendering our song,
"Oh Buchanan, My Buchanan
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Fair Buchanan,
Oh Buchanan, My fair."
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♪ Hail to thee Buchanan fair ♪
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♪ Walls and halls
covered with care ♪
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♪ Where we read
and write and learn ♪
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♪ Feasting from all
the wisdom's urn ♪
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♪ When we part
we will leave ♪
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♪ Smart ♪
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♪ My Buch-a-a-a... ♪
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♪ ...nan ♪♪
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You see, Kotter,
that's how you end
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a parents' night with a song
ringing in their ears.
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I don't know about them,
but my ears are still ringing.
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Be careful, Kotter.
Don't start up with tradition.
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What is with you
and that terrible song?
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- What do you mean?
- What I mean?
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You use any excuse
to sing it.
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Assemblies,
faculty meetings...
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Yesterday, you sung it
in the cafeteria
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when you fired the cook.
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Well, why can't I sing it?
I wrote it.
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You wrote that?
"Oh Buchanan, My Buchanan
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His Buchanan, Fair Buchanan."
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Every word. Every note.
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Wasn't easy, Kotter.
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I composed that on a kazoo.
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And I'll tell
you somethin' else.
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There'll be people
singing that song
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fifty years after you're dead.
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I hope so, Mr. Woodman.
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I hope they sing it
at my funeral.
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I hope they sing it anywhere
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where I don't have
to listen to it.
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Halls and walls
covered with air--
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That's not how it goes.
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♪ Hail to thee
Buchanan fair... ♪♪
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place ♪
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♪ That you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names
have all changed ♪
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♪ Since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
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♪ And they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got him
on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got him
on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪♪
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Okay, I want you all to know,
I'm very happy
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with the turnout we had
for parent's night.
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And, oh, Epstein, your father
was really impressed
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with your term paper
on "The Whiskey Rebellion."
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's his favorite subject.
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Freddie, what'd
your parents think?
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Freddie, what're you doin'?
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Hey, come on, Mr. Kotter,
you cuttin' off my flow.
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Let me see, now.
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I need somethin'
that's gonna rhyme
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with "Buchanan High."
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Why?
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That's a good try.
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Fly, die--
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- Squirrel pie.
- Stye in your eye.
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Captain Bligh, Joanne Laigh.
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Alright, alright, come on!
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- Let's pass this by.
- Oh, oh!
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♪ Let's pass this by
Buchanan High ♪
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Alright, alright, alright!
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Sit down!
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I don't know what we're doin'
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but it's certainly not
school work.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute,
Mr. Kotter.
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T-t-this, this is school work.
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See, check it out, man.
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I'm doin' my rendition
of the school song.
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- A song that we can dig on.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Something we can lay back with
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not that funeral march
of Woodman's.
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Hey, Mr. Kotter...
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...the only thing musical
about Mr. Woodman
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is that he's the same size
as Paul Williams.
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[laughing]
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Hey, come on, Mr. Kotter
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at least give my song a listen.
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- Alright, let me hear it.
- Alright, man!
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I-I got a cassette over here.
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See, we've been workin' on this,
me and Epstein and Beau.
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We've been workin'
this out, man.
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You gonna really dig it, man.
Check this out.
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♪♪
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♪ Hail to thee ♪
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♪ With a capital 'B' ♪
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♪ And a little 'U' ♪
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♪ You got you got the 'C' ♪
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♪ And 'H' comes next ♪
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♪ Yeah that's the text ♪
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♪ Grab an 'A'
shove in an 'N' ♪
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♪ Let's do it again ♪
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♪ An 'A' and an 'N' ♪
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♪ Now what does that spell ♪
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♪ Buchanan ♪♪ Who ♪
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♪ Buchanan ♪♪ I say say what ♪
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♪ Buchanan the high school ♪
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♪ Buchanan ♪♪ What does it spell ♪
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♪ Buchanan ♪♪ Yeah ha ha ♪
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♪ We love you darlin' ♪♪ What does it spell ♪
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♪ We love you baby ♪♪
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That song lays there, man.
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That's a bummer, brother.
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Mr. Woodman, Freddie was just
trying to do--
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Take five, Kotter.
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Hey, uh, Mr. Woodman, uh,
don't it move you?
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Yes, to tears!
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Hey, no, it's great,
Mr. Woodman.
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You see, Freddie put new lyrics
to that old song.
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He put some sauce
on that old turkey.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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He made a foot-stomper
out of a tail-dragger.
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♪ Buchanan baby Buchanan ♪♪
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Come on, come on,
here, here, here.
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See, Mr. Woodman, man,
it's nice now. I mean...
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See, now, now,
you can hustle to the song
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or you can bump
or you can do the jerk to it.
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No offense.
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Knock it off, you feebs!
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I didn't write
"Oh Buchanan, My Buchanan
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Fair Buchanan,
Oh Buchanan, My fair"
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to be recorded
by Gladys Knight
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and the Bee Gees.
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He's getting better,
it used to be Gladys Knight
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and the Sons of the Pioneers.
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Hey, Mr. Woodman, uh...
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I-I didn't know you wrote that,
the school song.
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And, and I-I wasn't trying
to be disrespectful.
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It's just that,
that I, that I...
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I think we need a new one,
right?
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Yeah, yeah, your song was okay
when they sang with megaphones.
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♪ Ho-ho dio do ♪♪
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Whoo!
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Songs from that time
don't need improvement.
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You don't see anybody changing
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"Flat foot floogie
with a floy floy."
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Mr. Woodman, I-I didn't write
those lyrics to put you down.
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I didn't... I mean,
I really felt them.
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You know, I-I...
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I just wanna do something
for the school.
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Try graduating.
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Mr. Woodman?
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Mr. Woodman, I think you should
give Freddie's lyrics a chance.
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I mean, it's obvious
the class likes him.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'm amazed at you, Kotter.
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What're you doin',
chucking all the traditions?
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I mean, this high school
only has two.
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My school song
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and throwing
the smallest freshman
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against the electric fence.
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Hey, Mr. Woodman, Mr. Woodman.
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Look, w-won't you at least...
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...think about changin'?
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Well...
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Maybe, next year we'll, uh
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try throwin' a sophomore.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Gabe, dinner's ready!
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Shh!
Just got the girls to sleep.
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How'd you get them
to sleep so fast?
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Easy, I put on
"Return To Gilligan's Island."
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What kinda salad dressing
is this?
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Ranch-style Russian.
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- "Ranch style Russian?"
- Mm-hm.
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Put it on salad
or barbequed yak?
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[knocking on door] Very cute.
Why don't you get the door?
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I'll get it.
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Listen, uh, why don't you
use the salad dressing
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and unclog the drain?
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"Ranch-style Russian."
I'm coming!
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Hey, look, Mr. Kotter,
I know this is your
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dinner hour but
this just can't wait.
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I got something important
to tell you.
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I don't wanna interrupt
you from eatin'.
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You sit down here.
This can't wait, man.
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- Go ahead, eat, go ahead.
- Alright, alright, alright.
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- What's so important?
- Go ahead and eat your food.
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I don't want you
to miss out eatin'.
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Well, what's so important,
Freddie?
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I need a lawyer.
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What do you need a lawyer
for, Freddie?
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- Are you in some kinda trouble?
- No, Mr. Kotter.
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Sit down, I don't want you to
interrupt your meal, alright?
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See, it's just that...
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I got this contract
right here, man.
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J. Bubba-Hampton wants
to record my school song!
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Who's Hampton J. Bubba?
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Not Hampton J. Bubba.
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J. Bubba-Hampton!
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Honey, you know who that is.
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J. Bubba,
you know all his hits, um...
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"Hoopin' And Jerkin'
And Jumpin'" um...
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"Crocodile Mustard"
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"Smoke In The Wrong End."
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"Hot Tub Saturday Night."
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Gabe, you know who he is.
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He works barefoot
and has a snake on each arm.
251
00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:16,596
Oh, yeah, and I suppose he has
a mongoose on his guitar.
252
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:20,044
Oh, no, man, he broke up with
the mongoose six months ago.
253
00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:21,489
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
you're tryin' to say
254
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:23,672
that this big recording star
wants to record, uh
255
00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:25,995
"Oh Buchanan, My Buchanan,
Your Buchanan?"
256
00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:27,097
Yeah, yeah,
but except he don't wanna go
257
00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:28,819
with that old
prune juice title, man.
258
00:10:28,839 --> 00:10:30,138
Check this out.
259
00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:31,560
Got a new title.
260
00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:32,802
Dig this.
261
00:10:32,885 --> 00:10:34,184
"There ain't no other
262
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,070
like your groovy alma mother."
263
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,531
Whoo-hoo!
264
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,844
Freddie, how'd you ever meet
J. Bubba-Hampton, anyway?
265
00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:43,272
You remember my uncle,
my Uncle Willie?
266
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,859
The one who sold you
that vacuum cleaner?
267
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,645
- Yeah
- Well, he got a car wash now.
268
00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:48,674
You know, and, um, Bubba came
in there the other day
269
00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:51,535
and we was waxin'
his purple Packard.
270
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,999
Does he also buff his snakes?
271
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,826
Now, what happened is that, man,
when he came inside
272
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,429
and what not, you know,
I just decided that...
273
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,674
...you know,
I'll lay my song on him.
274
00:11:01,674 --> 00:11:03,737
He heard it. He flipped!
275
00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:06,180
He says he wants to put my song
in his next album!
276
00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,257
Great! That is freaky.
277
00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:12,007
That is freaky. I mean,
that is really freaky, man.
278
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,980
Uh, listen Ms. Freak City...
279
00:11:19,897 --> 00:11:21,962
Now, there's one thing
that you two are forgetting.
280
00:11:22,045 --> 00:11:23,742
You cannot use Woodman's song.
281
00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:25,525
It ain't, it ain't, it ain't
his song, Mr. Kotter, it's mine.
282
00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:29,266
No, Freddie, the title
and the lyrics are yours
283
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:30,671
but the music
is still Woodman's.
284
00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:33,135
All you did was
change the tempo.
285
00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:36,308
I know, but that's what
makes it sound great.
286
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,755
That's what makes it a little
thing called plagiarism.
287
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:41,592
And before you sign this,
you better get Woodman's okay.
288
00:11:41,675 --> 00:11:44,416
Oh, no, no, no, man.
Forget about it, Mr. Kotter.
289
00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:45,861
He's too pig-headed, man.
290
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,299
H-he's not gonna, gonna change
one part of that song.
291
00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:49,964
Honey, why don't you talk
to Mr. Woodman?
292
00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,186
You know, he really likes you.
293
00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:53,006
Remember, you signed
that petition with him
294
00:11:53,089 --> 00:11:55,751
to bring back
the Johnny Mann singers?
295
00:11:57,546 --> 00:12:00,462
You're really funny tonight,
Julie.
296
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,826
You're a regular
laugh riot tonight.
297
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,129
Freddie, look,
I'll talk to Woodman
298
00:12:04,129 --> 00:12:05,591
but I can't promise
anything, okay?
299
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,638
Alright, Mr. Kotter, but hey...
Hey, what-what...
300
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,554
What do you think
my chances are?
301
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:12,221
As good as, uh,
Dolly Parton drowning.
302
00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:17,692
I don't care, Kotter.
303
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,809
The answer's still no.
304
00:12:19,892 --> 00:12:22,286
I'm not sharing my song
with Washington.
305
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:26,532
"There ain't no other,
but your groovy alma mother."
306
00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:28,512
Mr. Woodman,
just think of what it would do
307
00:12:28,595 --> 00:12:29,923
for Freddie, emotionally.
308
00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,143
What a lift it would give him.
309
00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:34,581
You want to give him a lift?
Bus him to Cleveland.
310
00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:36,683
Alright, listen,
if you don't care
311
00:12:36,683 --> 00:12:38,184
about Freddie,
think about yourself.
312
00:12:38,184 --> 00:12:40,605
Think of all the money
you can make from royalties.
313
00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,170
Think about all
the exploding cigars
314
00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:44,927
you could buy
for your next lodge meeting.
315
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,513
Kotter, I didn't write my song
for the Top 40 tradition.
316
00:12:47,596 --> 00:12:49,135
That's where it's at.
317
00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:51,999
My song's been number one
in this school for 30 years.
318
00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:55,826
Number one? The number one
cause of drop-outs.
319
00:12:57,628 --> 00:12:59,748
Hey, Mr. Kotter, check it out!
320
00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,210
And here's...
321
00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,250
...Freddie.
322
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,706
[imitating guitar music]
323
00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:19,396
Hi, there.
324
00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:23,964
How's this for bread?
325
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,507
Ha-ha!
326
00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:28,411
- Hey, yo, Epstein.
- Yeah, yeah?
327
00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,136
Here, get yourself a haircut.
328
00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:33,338
And this time,
don't go to a pet shop.
329
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,162
Hey, Freddie,
where'd you get that outfit?
330
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:38,207
What'd you do,
mug Doc Severinsen?
331
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,133
Hey, yo, Mr. Kotter,
here's that $20
332
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,113
that I borrowed from you,
from last semester.
333
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,438
- Alright. Thank you.
- Plus a little interest.
334
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:46,855
Don't take it, Kotter,
it's hot.
335
00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:49,238
Probably held up
a gas station.
336
00:13:49,444 --> 00:13:50,727
It happens to be an advance
337
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:53,453
from J. Bubba-Hampton
for Freddie's song.
338
00:13:53,474 --> 00:13:56,241
Oh, yeah, a very small advance,
I might add.
339
00:13:56,261 --> 00:14:00,130
The rest is coming
by way of Brink's Truck.
340
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,828
Hey, yo, uh, Brother Epstein.
Bless you.
341
00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,280
Yes, Brother Washington.
342
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:04,763
Here, man, hey, take this
and buy yourself
343
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:07,467
a new shirt and use this one
for a doormat.
344
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,267
[chuckles]
345
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:10,690
Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
346
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,092
You're, you're not taking
my song to the bank.
347
00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,376
That melody belongs to me.
348
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,747
Hey, you can keep
your song, Jack.
349
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:22,252
It's my lyrics that
J. Bubba-Hampton digs.
350
00:14:22,335 --> 00:14:23,795
You dig?
351
00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:26,757
I suppose you're just gonna have
to put him to some other tune.
352
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,378
Won't lay down like mine.
353
00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:33,082
How could it? Yours has been
laying down for over 30 years.
354
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:37,487
I think it rolled-over
and died.
355
00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:38,809
See man, with all this money
356
00:14:38,892 --> 00:14:40,415
this cash money
that I got here
357
00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:43,461
I'mma be needin' myself
some tax shelters, you know?
358
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:46,103
So I was thinking of maybe
opening up a combination
359
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:49,547
three-minute car wash
and mortuary.
360
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,673
For 98 cents, we push you
361
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:56,535
and your car
in the east river, ha-ha!
362
00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:59,231
Ah, you feebs are dreamin'.
363
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,436
Oh, man.
364
00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:03,740
You just don't know nothin'
about the record business.
365
00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:05,766
How can you say that, Freddie?
366
00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:09,245
Why, this man just bought
a new crank for his phonograph.
367
00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:13,193
J. Bubba-Hampton says, man,
that my record would sell...
368
00:15:13,276 --> 00:15:14,798
[rattling]
369
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,253
...five million copies minimum.
370
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:22,946
Son...
371
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,581
...I've been selfish.
372
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,972
If it's Motown Records
you won...
373
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,665
...who am I to stand
in your way?
374
00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:33,188
But Mr. Woodman, what happened
to tradition? What happened to--
375
00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:34,050
Stay out of this, Kotter.
376
00:15:34,051 --> 00:15:36,612
This is between me
and my lyricist.
377
00:15:37,412 --> 00:15:38,513
Now, wait a minute.
Now, you...
378
00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:40,495
You mean, you willing
to sacrifice...
379
00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:42,278
...your music?
380
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:47,682
Small, uh, p-p-price
to pay for...
381
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:49,865
...for your happiness.
382
00:15:50,307 --> 00:15:53,510
- Skin brother
- Right on, partner.
383
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:57,306
[laughing]
384
00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,315
When he saw all this money,
he went crazy.
385
00:16:03,398 --> 00:16:05,022
This trick really worked.
386
00:16:05,105 --> 00:16:06,558
Yeah, he hasn't seen
so much money
387
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:09,003
since they took away his
paid toilet in Seychelles.
388
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:11,136
[all laughing]
389
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:12,881
Hey, y'all,
I-I gotta split, man.
390
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,184
I gotta tell J. Bubba
that we got ourselves a deal.
391
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:18,368
- Alright, cool.
- Ah, just one second.
392
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,950
Aren't you forgetting that
it's my Christmas club money
393
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:21,072
we put up for this scam?
394
00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:22,374
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, man, here you go, sir.
395
00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:24,854
They've already, uh, penalized
me for early withdrawal.
396
00:16:24,937 --> 00:16:28,479
Maybe give back my free, uh,
Farrah Fawcett calendar.
397
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:30,282
Hey, yo, I gotta go, man.
Yo, come on, let's go.
398
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,404
- Okay.
- See you later.
399
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:34,728
- Can you loan me 20?
- Get out of here.
400
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,662
Alright, guys,
here's something to nibble on.
401
00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:48,382
Hey, what is this
in the dip here?
402
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,401
Looks like shoelaces.
403
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:53,780
That's low-cal
asparagus, Epstein.
404
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:58,111
They don't knock if
the price is right.
405
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,033
Yeah, we wanted Mr. Woodman
to go to Freddie's apartment.
406
00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:02,778
You know, to sign the contracts
and he chickened out.
407
00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:05,677
Yeah, he was afraid to go
into Freddie's neighborhood.
408
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:07,566
So am I.
409
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,438
I-I only go there to sleep.
410
00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:13,361
Well, why didn't you just meet
at Woodman's apartment?
411
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,384
That's real safe,
he's got a guard dog.
412
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,897
Yeah, Woodman looks really cute
in his choke chain.
413
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,917
[all laughing]
414
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:22,622
[knocking on door] Oops, I'll get it.
415
00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:23,714
[knocking continues]
416
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:25,257
Coming!
417
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,997
Hey, Julie... what's shakin'?
What's goin' down?
418
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:47,127
[sighs] Mostly, the buttons
on your shirt.
419
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,868
♪ Stayin' alive ♪
420
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:51,105
♪ Stayin' alive ♪
421
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,177
♪ Stayin' alive ♪♪
422
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,807
Stayin' alive, huh?
Could've fooled me.
423
00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:02,246
Don't tease Mr. Woodman.
It's a big night for him.
424
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,991
I bet you're real excited about
meeting J. Bubba-Hampton, huh?
425
00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:06,596
I'm not impressed
with celebrities.
426
00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:09,036
I met a lot of biggies
in my time.
427
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:12,403
I shared a cab one time
with the Andress Sisters.
428
00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:16,668
Even carried their luggage
into Grand Central Station.
429
00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:18,170
Nice kids.
430
00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:19,714
Big tippers.
431
00:18:20,441 --> 00:18:21,696
[knocking on door]
432
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:22,978
Alright. Alright.
433
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,062
Okay, t-that's gotta
be J. Bubba-Hampton.
434
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,568
- Alright.
- Oh, let me get it.
435
00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:28,089
- Let me, let me, let me--
- Relax, Mr. Woodman.
436
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,331
He probably doesn't have
any luggage.
437
00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:35,098
Alright, Brother J.
Alright, man, happy you came by.
438
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:38,224
Hey, J, show me some skin.
439
00:18:38,946 --> 00:18:41,329
Yeah, hubba-hubba.
440
00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:43,010
Hey, J, come on,
I want you to meet
441
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:44,293
the rest of my buddies,
alright, okay.
442
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:45,997
We have a Epstein type
over here.
443
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,556
Hey, it's good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
444
00:18:47,638 --> 00:18:49,176
And that's Beau DeLaBarre.
445
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:50,982
- And that's Mrs. Kotter.
- Hi.
446
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:52,988
And that's Mr. Kotter.
He's my teacher.
447
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:56,147
Nice to meet you.
Got your snakes in there?
448
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,292
Snakes is just my act.
449
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,744
I don't see you
carrying a blackboard.
450
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:02,861
I have it in my other sweater.
451
00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:04,404
[Freddie] Yeah.
452
00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:06,898
And this man...
453
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:07,882
This is the man that makes
454
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:09,183
the whole world sing.
455
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,826
He writes that kinda music.
456
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,863
He wrote the music
for the song.
457
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,327
Mr. Woodman.
458
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,832
Hey, Freddie, drop the mister.
459
00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:17,214
We're all gonna be
working together.
460
00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:19,536
Just call me Woodie.
461
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,358
Mr. Hampton,
why don't you sit down?
462
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,884
You know, my husband and I
love your music.
463
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,336
Especially, your last album
464
00:19:26,346 --> 00:19:29,762
"If You're Losing Traction
You're Losing Action."
465
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,038
Thank you.
You really liked it?
466
00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,581
Me? Oh!
467
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,106
Yeah, good stuff, good.
Cover was terrific.
468
00:19:36,189 --> 00:19:37,652
I like it with the snakes.
469
00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:40,195
Nice skin tone on the snakes.
470
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,491
Thank you.
471
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:43,881
- I have the contracts here.
- Alright!
472
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,630
Now, all you two have to do
is just sign 'em.
473
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:48,350
Oh, groovy!
474
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,752
Uh, incidentally,
my lawyer says
475
00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:52,190
in case they sue,
all you have to do
476
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,896
is just claim that
it was unintentional.
477
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,107
- What sue?
- Sue?
478
00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:56,940
- Sue who?
- The Irvine Russell Estate.
479
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,019
What're you talkin' about?
Who's Irvine Russell?
480
00:19:59,102 --> 00:20:03,166
Come on, pal, he's the guy
who's song you ripped off.
481
00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:05,727
What do you mean "Ripped off?"
482
00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:07,687
I wrote "Oh Buchanan,
My Buchanan
483
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,935
Fair Buchanan, Oh Buchanan,
My Fair" in 1948.
484
00:20:11,018 --> 00:20:12,279
What did he ever write?
485
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,080
"Oh Beloved, My Beloved, Fair
Beloved, Oh Beloved, My Fair."
486
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,663
1938.
487
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,550
Ball's in your court,
Mr. Woodman.
488
00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:24,269
But my song's completely
original.
489
00:20:24,352 --> 00:20:26,194
I wrote every note myself!
490
00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:29,631
Unfortunately, you put those
notes in the same order he did.
491
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,119
Mr. Woodman, you, plagiarist.
492
00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:36,400
Worse than that, he's a crook.
493
00:20:37,859 --> 00:20:39,645
Now, wait a minute, guys.
494
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:41,828
I don't think
Mr. Woodman had any idea.
495
00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:45,203
That's why he stole that song,
'cause he ain't had no idea.
496
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,050
Relax, now, this kinda thing
has happened before.
497
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,896
Now, you just might
get away with it.
498
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,177
Yeah, you can use
the Andress Sisters
499
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,175
for character witnesses.
500
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:55,741
I don't know,
another man's song...
501
00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:57,546
Come on!
Come on, Mr. Woodman.
502
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,264
Take a shot, huh?
503
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:02,731
They never sent a songwriter
up to the big house.
504
00:21:02,814 --> 00:21:05,536
Besides, you can always write
prison tunes, you know?
505
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:08,734
Like,
"Stripes And Stripes Forever."
506
00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:13,582
I can't do it, Freddie.
It's not right, and...
507
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,820
I'm too classy a guy.
508
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:18,811
Hey, yo, look, Mr. Woodman.
509
00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:21,035
Hey, look, man, um...
510
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,780
Look, I-I know where you're
coming from, alright?
511
00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:26,438
And, um...
512
00:21:26,522 --> 00:21:27,965
I couldn't do that either, man.
513
00:21:28,048 --> 00:21:30,167
Well, I guess that's it then.
514
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:33,253
I guess, I'll just have to find
another song for the album.
515
00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:34,617
Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait.
516
00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:36,297
I have this wonderful
little lullaby
517
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,802
that I sing to the twins
every night.
518
00:21:37,802 --> 00:21:40,399
You'll just love it.
It puts them right to sleep.
519
00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:41,902
Oh, that's nice,
but I make my money
520
00:21:41,984 --> 00:21:44,186
keeping my audience awake.
521
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,350
Maybe some other time.
522
00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:48,613
- Goodnight.
- Bye-bye. Goodnight.
523
00:21:48,696 --> 00:21:50,763
- Thanks for coming.
- Goodnight, now.
524
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,773
I knew I should have
pitched it as a boogie.
525
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,928
I'm sorry about the bread,
Freddie.
526
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,995
Ah, man, Mr. Woodman.
527
00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:02,223
The money was only part of it.
528
00:22:02,306 --> 00:22:04,949
After all, I did write the song
for the school.
529
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,515
Wait a minute, guys,
I have an idea.
530
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,374
Why don't you just
have two school songs?
531
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,096
Oh, that's a good idea!
532
00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:13,349
Uh, one Woodman can sing,
and one we can enjoy.
533
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,682
No, no, it'll never work.
534
00:22:15,765 --> 00:22:18,668
But, uh, what if we had
two school songs?
535
00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:22,893
See, a-at formal
school functions
536
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,892
we can sing Mr. Woodman's
and we can sing Freddie's
537
00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:27,577
at basketball games
and pep rallies.
538
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:30,508
Terrible idea.
539
00:22:30,591 --> 00:22:32,330
We're all forgetting tradition.
540
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,196
You know, you,
you're right, Mr. Woodman.
541
00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:36,878
Absolutely right,
we're forgetting tradition.
542
00:22:36,961 --> 00:22:39,182
But I'mma have
to be honest and, um...
543
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:43,249
...tell everybody where
your song came from.
544
00:22:44,717 --> 00:22:46,177
Although...
545
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,063
...there's certainly more
to life than tradition.
546
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:55,459
♪ Hail to thee capital 'B' ♪
547
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,244
♪ Buchanan ♪
548
00:22:57,327 --> 00:22:58,345
♪ I gotta see ♪
549
00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:02,236
♪ Buchanan Buchanan ♪♪
550
00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:08,916
Okay, that about does it.
551
00:23:08,999 --> 00:23:10,321
We'd like to thank
you all for coming
552
00:23:10,321 --> 00:23:12,376
to this month's parents' night
and, uh...
553
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,762
...drive safely,
we'll see you next month.
554
00:23:13,845 --> 00:23:15,944
Hold it, hold it, Kotter.
555
00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,971
Aren't you
forgetting something?
556
00:23:18,054 --> 00:23:20,448
Oh, no, Mr. Woodman,
can't we skip it?
557
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,153
Tradition, Kotter.
558
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:24,433
Well, if we're gonna be
singing any song
559
00:23:24,516 --> 00:23:26,126
we're gonna be singing my song.
560
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:27,241
Check it out.
561
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:28,818
This ain't no formal affair.
562
00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:31,124
Anytime guacamole is served
563
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,504
it's a formal affair.
564
00:23:34,657 --> 00:23:36,240
Listen, Mr. Woodman,
if you wanna end
565
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,639
the evening on a high note,
why not give these people
566
00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:41,161
what they came to hear
anyway, okay?
567
00:23:41,244 --> 00:23:43,344
My Uncle Seymour.
568
00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:46,847
My Uncle Seymour always wanted
to be a great composer.
569
00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:48,552
So he was a little weird anyway.
570
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,972
So, he thought he was gonna
dig up Shubert's grave
571
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,353
to find the unfinished
symphony, right?
572
00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:55,739
So, he started to...
573
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:59,422
...dig up Shubert's grave
and, uh...
574
00:24:00,281 --> 00:24:03,208
...he opened the coffin
and, uh...
575
00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:06,715
...Shubert said "Leave me alone,
I'm decomposing."
576
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:17,067
[theme song]
577
00:24:21,398 --> 00:24:24,143
♪ Welcome back ♪
578
00:24:24,226 --> 00:24:27,930
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
579
00:24:28,013 --> 00:24:30,236
♪ Welcome back ♪
580
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:35,111
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
581
00:24:35,194 --> 00:24:36,895
♪ Well the names
have all changed ♪
582
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:39,289
♪ Since you hung around ♪
583
00:24:39,372 --> 00:24:41,464
♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
584
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:43,989
♪ And they've turned around ♪
585
00:24:44,072 --> 00:24:46,165
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
586
00:24:46,248 --> 00:24:47,645
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
587
00:24:47,728 --> 00:24:49,820
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
588
00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:52,084
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
589
00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,130
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
590
00:24:54,213 --> 00:24:56,132
♪ 'Cause we got him
on the spot ♪
591
00:24:56,215 --> 00:24:58,395
♪ Welcome back ♪
592
00:24:58,478 --> 00:25:00,615
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
593
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,878
♪ Welcome back ♪
594
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,836
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
595
00:25:04,919 --> 00:25:07,709
♪ Welcome back ♪
596
00:25:07,792 --> 00:25:11,495
♪ We always could
spot a friend ♪
597
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,671
♪ Welcome back ♪
598
00:25:13,754 --> 00:25:15,891
♪ And I smile when I think ♪
599
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,589
♪ How you must have been ♪
600
00:25:18,672 --> 00:25:22,985
♪ And I know what a scene
you were learning in ♪
601
00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:27,118
♪ Was there something that
made you come back again ♪
602
00:25:27,201 --> 00:25:29,687
♪ And what could ever lead ya ♪
603
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:31,341
♪ What could ever lead ya ♪
604
00:25:31,424 --> 00:25:33,470
♪ Back here where we need... ♪♪
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