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Hey, what's happenin', Juan?
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I got to complain about
this pencil you sold me.
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It don't work.
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Ahh, ahh, ohhh.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Every time I write with it,
it gets duller.
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And then when I sharpen it,
it gets shorter.
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What we have here
is a vicious cycle.
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Duller, shorter,
duller, shorter.
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I don't know what to do.
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You know what
they say around here?
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Anytime something keeps
getting duller and shorter
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they make it the principal.
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[laughs]
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Hyenas! You're all hyenas.
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Hi, Mr. Woodman.
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You know, I admire a man
who knows his zoology.
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Thank you, DeLabarre.
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[laughs]
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Gee, you guys
sure have a lot of fun.
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You know, I've always
wanted to kind of like...
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Hey, Arnold, did you study
for that test?
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Oh, I couldn't, Juan,
there was this
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good TV program on last night.
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- My mother was on...
- What test?
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[chuckles]
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names
have all changed ♪
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♪ Since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
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♪ And they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought they'd
lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here
where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got
him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪♪
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Can I help you?
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Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Kotter.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Kotter's away
at a teachers' conference.
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Mr. Woodman's taking
all his appointments.
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You have an appointment,
don't you?
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Oh, yes. Mary Johnson.
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- Mary Johnson?
- I was here yesterday.
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Gosh, Mary, I don't see
your name down here.
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Uh, there is a blank space
at this time though.
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That's me.
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Julie, I'm going to lunch.
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If I have to do
my job and Kotter's
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I must have a decent meal.
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Right now, I'll settle
for the cafeteria.
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You have another appointment.
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I don't care.
I have low blood sugar.
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If I don't eat on time,
I get grumpy.
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Cancel the appointment,
tell whoever it is
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to come back later.
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Um, you're looking at her.
This is Mary Johnson.
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Mary?
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Ah, good to see you.
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You want to step into my office?
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If it's inconvenient,
I can come back.
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No, no, no, come right in.
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Don't suppose you have
a twinkie on you?
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Pull her file for me,
will you, Julie?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Have a seat.
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Are you a new student here?
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I don't think
I've seen you before?
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I'm the kind of person
it's easy not to notice.
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It's funny, sometimes, like
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I'll be talking in class,
you know, and--
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Mr. Woodman,
there are three Mary Johnsons
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in the file
so I brought 'em all.
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[sighs] Nobody ever hears me.
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- Thanks, Julie.
- You're welcome.
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Um, I'm just gonna be gone
for 30 minutes or so now.
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I'm gonna go down to
the cafeteria and, you know...
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You mean you can actually
eat lunch knowing that
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I'm up here on the verge
of malnutrition?
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Yes.
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You see, if I don't eat
on time, I get grumpy.
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And I thought Kotter was
the flaky one in the family.
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Well, this is quite
an impressive record
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you have, Mary,
straight A average
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president of the pep squad.
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No, that's not me.
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That's Mary Johnson,
the cheerleader.
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That's too bad.
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Well, talk about impressive,
interscholastic swim chair
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captain of the girls'
softball team.
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No, that's Mary Johnson,
the jock.
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Well, of course,
here you are, Mary Johnson.
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Uh, this is really some, uh...
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...quite an impressive
dental record you have.
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That's me. Mary Johnson,
the regular brusher.
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What can I do for you?
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I want to be transferred
to the special guidance
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remedial academics group.
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You want to be a Sweathog?
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What is this?
Be-kind-to-animals week?
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You see, I've thought about it
a lot and if I were a Sweathog--
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Hey, man, Mr. Woodman, man,
somebody got the gym
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all decorated
for some pep rally.
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Now how I'm supposed to practice
for the game tonight?
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Washington, can't you see
I'm trying
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to have a conference with, uh...
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Mary Johnson.
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Mary Johnson?
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Hey, listen, tootsie,
are you the one
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that got all the decorations
hanging from the hoops?
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No, that would be Mary Johnson
the cheerleader.
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I'm the Mary Johnson
with the good teeth.
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Look, Washington, call off the
practice 'til after the rally.
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Call it off? Alright.
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But don't blame me
in the game tonight
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if my old slam dunk
ain't got no funk.
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That is a typical Sweathog.
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His idea of nature study is
watching meadowlark lemon.
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Herbert Hoover melted.
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Now, Epstein, ma-
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Herbert Hoover what?
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Oh, it was horrible,
Mr. Woodman, just horrible.
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He started with
a little blue drip
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right around his vest, okay?
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And then slowly it spread
all over his three-piece suit.
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It was turning blue
and orange and green
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all the time bubbling,
bubbling, bubbling.
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It wasn't a pretty sight.
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What are you talking about?
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I was showing this film
on Herbert Hoover
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in Mr. Wilkes' class
and the projector
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the projector jammed up on me.
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What am I gonna do?
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Well, how do I know?
Do I look like a projectionist?
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No, but you look a little bit
like Herbert Hoover.
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Go report it to maintenance.
And, Epstein?
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- Yeah?
- Next time, knock.
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Now, looking at your record
I don't see how I can possibly
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put you in
with the Sweathogs as, I mean
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that's a remedial class
and you have a strong C average.
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That's my problem.
I'm average.
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Oh, I see you've talked
to your counselor
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about this problem before.
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You know, I think
you'll find most teenagers
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feel the same way.
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See what I mean?
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I can't even have a life crisis
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that isn't average.
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Look, I'd like to help you,
but if I transfer you
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to the Sweathogs, that would be
like sending Albert Einstein
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to the planet of the apes.
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And you'd stick out
like a sore thumb.
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That's what I want.
Don't you see?
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That's one place
I could be special.
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If my grades aren't bad enough,
I'll fail a few tests.
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Don't you understand?
I've just got--
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Mr. Woodman.
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I'm in dire need of a man
with your power and influence.
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DeLabarre, my boy,
what can I do for you?
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As you know,
I haven't been here very long
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and I still don't know
my way around very well.
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As a result, I made
a wrong turn in gym class
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this morning and found myself
in the girls' locker room.
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That's a natural mistake.
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Well, when I saw all those girls
I was so ashamed.
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I immediately
started to leave
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but being new here,
I couldn't find the door.
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Are you sure
you're alright?
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Oh, just fine, sir,
except for the gym teacher
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she's real upset
about all this, and...
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...I was hoping maybe you could
explain my presence to her
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and smooth her ruffled feathers.
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Consider it done, my boy.
I'll take care of everything.
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You just go on
back to gym class.
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Oh, boy.
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Thank you, sir.
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You know, I admire a man
who can take charge
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of a potentially explosive
situation and nip it in the bud.
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There goes a fine, young man.
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Mr. Woodman, hurry up,
you've got to come with me.
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There's a food fight
in the cafeteria.
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Well, that's nothing new.
Get the coach to stop it.
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He started it.
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Come on, Mr. Woodman,
we need a man of your stature.
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You mean you need
a strong authority figure?
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I mean we need a low target.
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I've been telling you,
there's no justice.
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I'm up here starving to death
and down there
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half the school is
wearing my lunch.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I have to leave.
I'll be right back, uh, Ruth.
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It's Mary.
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Mary Johnson.
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Mary Johnson of
the one-page file.
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Mary Johnson, the nobody.
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♪ I'm eating my lunch oh yeah ♪
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♪ I'm eating my lunch
let me tell you now ♪
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♪ I'm eating my lunch
'cause it's good for me ♪
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♪ I'm eating my lunch ♪
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♪ I love my lunch
it's good for me ♪
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♪ It's good for you ♪♪
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Hey, Arnold, Arnold.
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They got this
dynamite food fight
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going down in
the cafeteria, man.
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Come on, let's go
check it out. Come on.
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No, I don't like the soup
they're throwing today.
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Alright, alright,
which one of you guys did it?
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I didn't do it, little Juan
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I would never do
a thing like that.
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I swear I would never do
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a thing like that.
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- Didn't do what?
- That's a very good question.
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Little Juan, what exactly
was it that I did not do?
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Well, I just took my projector
down to maintenance
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'cause somebody stuck
some bubblegum in the sprockets.
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I didn't do it.
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- I think you did it, Freddie.
- I'm surprised at you, Juan.
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How could you accuse me
of something like that?
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As long as I knew you,
I would never
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never do nothing like that.
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If I did anything like that
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may I be struck dead
right there.
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What was that?
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Well, either it came
from the building
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or they've started
throwing the meatloaf.
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Look, look, I think
it came from up there.
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And that girl on the ledge
must have kicked it off, huh?
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Wow, man, what's that
chick doing up there?
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A person could get killed
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from falling off
a ledge that high.
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Hey, you know something?
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I think that's what
she's got in mind.
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Come on, we'd better
get some help and fast.
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Come on.
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What do you mean
there's a girl on the ledge?
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Doesn't she know that
loitering on school property
249
00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:03,527
is in violation of
the city ordinance?
250
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,249
I don't think
she's planning on staying there
251
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,653
that long, Mr. Woodman.
252
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,754
My God!
253
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:13,007
That girl was just in my office.
That's Mary Johnson.
254
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,982
Now look, Mary, I want you
to stay very calm.
255
00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:19,883
Maybe if you'll just
come inside, we can talk
256
00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:22,366
over whatever's bothering you.
257
00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:23,754
Just stay very calm.
258
00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:25,419
Get away from that window.
259
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,833
I told you to stay calm!
260
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:30,693
Is this some kind of a stunt
261
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,614
to get me to make you
a Sweathog?
262
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:34,357
What? Do you think I'm crazy?
263
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,439
I don't care
about being a Sweathog.
264
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,247
I'm out here
because I wanna jump.
265
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:42,972
You all tried to ignore me.
Well, now, I'll show you.
266
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,167
So get away from that window.
267
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:49,414
I'm through talking.
Especially to you.
268
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,761
Hey, she's not kidding.
She's really gonna jump.
269
00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:56,226
I've called the police.
They're on their way.
270
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:58,107
They said to keep her talking
until they get here.
271
00:12:58,128 --> 00:12:59,128
We can't keep her talking.
272
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,370
She won't let us
near the window.
273
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:01,553
She won't listen to us.
274
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,922
Well, somebody's
got to keep her talking.
275
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,980
Hi, Mary, honey.
276
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,929
Listen, I-I don't know
what your problem is
277
00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:14,343
but we all really want
to help you if we can.
278
00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:16,473
Get away from me.
279
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,279
I'm sorry.
I thought I could help.
280
00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:25,482
You can help, Julie, go see
if you can reach her parents
281
00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:27,588
and get them down here.
282
00:13:33,232 --> 00:13:34,953
Hi there.
283
00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:39,338
This is just a big joke
to you, isn't it?
284
00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:41,554
Well, we'll see
how hard you laugh when I jump.
285
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,323
O-o-okay, just-just
take it easy, baby
286
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,028
and okay, I'm not laughing,
it's no joke.
287
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,809
It's just that I don't know
what to say to you, man.
288
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,631
You got me all scared.
289
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:50,554
Well, that makes two of us.
290
00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:53,889
Hey, look. Look, baby,
why don't you come back inside?
291
00:13:53,972 --> 00:13:56,539
You're not gonna solve nothing
by checking out on us like this.
292
00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:59,482
Sure. That's easy
for you to say.
293
00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,937
Everybody knows "Boom-boom."
294
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,409
Yeah, that is true. So?
295
00:14:07,492 --> 00:14:10,843
So nobody knows me.
296
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:13,624
There are three Mary Johnsons
in this school.
297
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:16,371
I'm the one that needs
the nickname, not you.
298
00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:20,016
Okay, alright.
Just come back inside.
299
00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:23,904
I mean, if you got the guts to
come back in through this window
300
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,364
I'll give you one of my booms.
301
00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,426
Get outta here!
302
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,470
Nice try, boom.
303
00:14:34,703 --> 00:14:35,925
What are you gonna do, Epstein?
304
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,309
Don't worry, don't worry,
I saw this
305
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,411
on an old Beretta rerun once.
306
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:48,540
Hey, kid. I know
where you're coming from.
307
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:50,183
I've been out on the streets,
I know what it's like
308
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,333
when nobody cares.
309
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:56,651
But I swear to you, kid, I care.
310
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:59,824
Look, right now, I'd like to
wrap my arms around you
311
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:03,782
and hold you so nobody would
ever bother you never, never.
312
00:15:03,938 --> 00:15:06,574
And you can take
that to the bank.
313
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:15,233
Look, kid, if you don't
believe me I'll jump, huh?
314
00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:18,001
What do you think of that, huh?
Listen to me, sugar lips.
315
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,744
I'll jump first.
I'll jump right in front of you.
316
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,844
What do you say, huh?
317
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,828
Go ahead.
318
00:15:30,622 --> 00:15:33,016
Uh, I can't right now.
319
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,646
I-I got a book report
due sixth period.
320
00:15:38,184 --> 00:15:41,165
That girl's crazy.
She wanted me to jump.
321
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,908
Well, I for one was
very moved, Little Juan.
322
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:46,791
Thank you.
323
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,185
But I think it loses something
324
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,256
without the cockatoo.
325
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:53,235
Hey, I heard that
Mary Johnson's out on a ledge.
326
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,516
- Yeah.
- I know her.
327
00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:56,968
You gotta let me talk to her.
328
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,461
[sighs]
329
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,479
My dear Miss Johnson.
330
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,942
If this has anything to do with
our little misunderstanding
331
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:08,608
of the other night,
I assure you that...
332
00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:13,809
Hey, this ain't the cheerleader.
333
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:17,218
No, it's not the cheerleader.
334
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:20,364
It's the plain, ordinary
Mary Johnson.
335
00:16:20,364 --> 00:16:22,865
The kind of girl you wouldn't
take the time to notice
336
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,030
because you're so stuck up,
you're afraid to date a girl
337
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:27,952
that isn't as pretty as you are.
338
00:16:31,485 --> 00:16:34,357
Well, you talk big
standing out there on a ledge.
339
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,040
Well, miss, yeah, I dare you
to step inside this room
340
00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:37,526
and say that to my face.
341
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:40,408
I'll say it anywhere you like.
342
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:46,560
Oh, no.
You think you're pretty smart.
343
00:16:46,643 --> 00:16:49,506
Well, I'm staying
right where I am.
344
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:52,592
Alright. Don't go away.
345
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,313
- Well, almost worked.
- You did the best you could.
346
00:16:56,395 --> 00:16:57,845
- It's alright. It's alright.
- Don't worry about it.
347
00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,437
- We'll think of something.
- How's it going?
348
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,652
Where are the police,
did you tell them
349
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:01,761
about the girl on the ledge?
350
00:17:01,761 --> 00:17:02,621
Of course.
351
00:17:02,704 --> 00:17:04,022
If she were double parked
they'd have been here
352
00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,954
ten minutes ago.
353
00:17:07,907 --> 00:17:10,451
She doesn't need the police.
She needs a friend.
354
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:11,734
No, man,
you be careful out there.
355
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:14,310
- You're no hero, Arnold.
- Just take it easy, alright?
356
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:15,396
[Julie] Arnold, be careful.
357
00:17:15,479 --> 00:17:16,814
Come on, Arnold, be careful.
358
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:17,898
You're alright?
You're alright, huh?
359
00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,498
I'm okay.
360
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:24,388
Hello, Mary.
361
00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:31,617
I...
362
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,974
I've come in answer to your cry.
363
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:39,617
What cry?
364
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,181
Well, I've read that
when somebody
365
00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:48,251
tries to take their own life
it's really a cry for help.
366
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:53,382
So, uh... I'm here to help.
367
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,693
Oh, Arnold.
368
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,090
Why should you care
what happens to me?
369
00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:00,633
Mary...
370
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:07,385
...before anyone can
care about you
371
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:10,273
you first have to
care about yourself.
372
00:18:12,152 --> 00:18:17,077
And, if you don't mind
my saying so
373
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,959
jumping off a ledge
is not the act
374
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,523
of a person
who is fond of herself.
375
00:18:21,526 --> 00:18:24,963
You cannot come out here
and talk to me like that.
376
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:32,583
It's a free ledge.
377
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,035
Well, I wish
you'd go back inside.
378
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,702
I got enough problems as it is.
379
00:18:42,015 --> 00:18:43,995
You know, Mary...
380
00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:49,100
...it's a funny thing
about problems, you know?
381
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:54,601
The next morning your problems
don't seem half as important.
382
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:01,174
Oh, Mary...
383
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:05,920
...I would hate to think
what would happen
384
00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,689
if there were no next morning.
385
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,951
Well, I wouldn't
have any problems
386
00:19:10,031 --> 00:19:12,598
if I could just be popular.
387
00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:14,141
Oh.
388
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:19,534
Oh, Mary, being popular
ain't gonna solve your problems.
389
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:24,401
You may not believe this
but there are times when even I
390
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:28,685
Arnold Horshack,
do not feel very popular.
391
00:19:29,813 --> 00:19:32,794
But you don't see me
out on a ledge.
392
00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:42,296
Ordinarily.
393
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,795
Well, nobody likes me.
394
00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:49,702
In fact, I don't even like me.
395
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,487
Do you like me?
396
00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:03,454
Yeah. Sure.
397
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,347
Then don't jump.
398
00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:16,288
Do you like, uh, uh,
Coney Island?
399
00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:17,589
- Sure.
- Yeah.
400
00:20:17,672 --> 00:20:19,311
Then don't jump.
401
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:21,744
Do you like, uh, oh,
the roller coaster
402
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,675
they got, you know?
403
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:26,173
No. I'm afraid of heights.
404
00:20:27,299 --> 00:20:29,761
But I love the bumper cars.
405
00:20:29,844 --> 00:20:33,260
Oh, sure, the bumper cars.
406
00:20:35,148 --> 00:20:36,955
Then don't jump.
407
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:42,273
Because if you do
you're gonna lose
408
00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:44,858
all the things you care about.
409
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:52,379
Not to mention all of us
that care about you.
410
00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:59,465
Oh... come on, Mary.
411
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:02,958
You said you liked me.
412
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,542
If you jump I'll think
you didn't mean it
413
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,062
and, you know, I'm a very
sensitive kind of a guy.
414
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:14,429
Oh, I do like you.
And I love Coney Island.
415
00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:19,743
And I don't want to jump.
I don't want to jump, Arnold.
416
00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:21,928
I-I don't want to jump!
417
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,955
Arnold! Give me your hand.
418
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:30,324
Right now, you can
have my entire body.
419
00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,708
Pull yourself up by your arms.
420
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,394
No arms.
421
00:21:37,193 --> 00:21:38,754
Arnold, you can't
stay out there forever.
422
00:21:38,838 --> 00:21:42,483
Just throw me a coat
in the winter, I'll be okay.
423
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,101
Arnold. I want you
to follow my feet.
424
00:21:47,185 --> 00:21:49,887
- Follow your feet.
- One hand at a time.
425
00:21:49,907 --> 00:21:52,069
One hand at a time. Okay.
426
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,788
You're my friend, Arnold.
427
00:21:53,871 --> 00:21:56,068
You're my friend, Arnold!
428
00:21:57,335 --> 00:21:58,772
I'm your friend, Arnold.
429
00:21:58,855 --> 00:22:01,734
I'm your friend, Arnold!
430
00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:04,456
I'm gonna help you up, Arnold.
431
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,780
Oh, no, you're not, Arnold.
432
00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:09,464
- I can't watch.
- No, no, he's doing alright.
433
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:11,875
- You're looking good.
- Grab his arm, grab his arm.
434
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,226
[Julie] Come on, get him, pull him up
435
00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:15,024
Mary, you can do it, come on.
436
00:22:15,024 --> 00:22:18,353
[indistinct chatter]
437
00:22:29,627 --> 00:22:31,109
- Come on, Mary.
- Come on, Mary.
438
00:22:31,192 --> 00:22:34,776
Come on, give me your hand,
give me your hand, come on.
439
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:37,860
Come on. Come on, flex yourself.
440
00:22:38,276 --> 00:22:40,822
[crying]
441
00:22:45,005 --> 00:22:46,605
I'm so sorry.
442
00:22:46,688 --> 00:22:48,290
He could have been killed
and it's all my fault.
443
00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:49,431
I'm so sorry.
444
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,949
It's okay, Mary.
445
00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:53,142
Everything's gonna be just fine.
446
00:22:54,153 --> 00:22:56,376
You were all so wonderful.
447
00:22:56,459 --> 00:23:00,163
You saved my life and I
don't know how to thank you.
448
00:23:01,263 --> 00:23:03,112
Especially you, Arnold.
449
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,480
Mary.
450
00:23:12,953 --> 00:23:15,319
I hope you don't take this
the wrong way
451
00:23:15,402 --> 00:23:17,598
[breathing heavily]
452
00:23:17,681 --> 00:23:21,166
but I don't ever want to
hang out with you again.
453
00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:37,074
Well, I'll tell you
one thing, Julie
454
00:23:37,157 --> 00:23:40,074
my body won't stand
many more days like this.
455
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,281
You mean coping with
students on ledges?
456
00:23:42,349 --> 00:23:44,459
No, I mean missing my lunch.
457
00:23:46,619 --> 00:23:48,099
Well, I am just glad that
458
00:23:48,102 --> 00:23:50,626
we got Arnold
and Mary in safely.
459
00:23:50,686 --> 00:23:53,590
Well, Mary anyway.
460
00:23:55,426 --> 00:23:57,489
You know, Mr. Woodman,
despite all her problems
461
00:23:57,489 --> 00:24:00,109
she's-she's really
a very bright girl.
462
00:24:00,193 --> 00:24:01,455
I think with the right
professional help
463
00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:02,757
she's gonna be just fine.
464
00:24:02,757 --> 00:24:04,039
Well, when she comes back
to school
465
00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:05,254
I'm gonna make it my business
466
00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:07,064
to see that she's not ignored.
467
00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:09,323
Every student deserves
our full attention.
468
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:11,327
Well said, Mr. Woodman.
469
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:14,152
I'm very eloquent
on an empty stomach.
470
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:23,529
[theme song]
471
00:24:28,861 --> 00:24:31,563
♪ Welcome back ♪
472
00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:35,132
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
473
00:24:35,215 --> 00:24:37,308
♪ Welcome back ♪
474
00:24:37,391 --> 00:24:42,182
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
475
00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:44,402
♪ Well the names
have all changed ♪
476
00:24:44,485 --> 00:24:46,709
♪ Since you hung around ♪
477
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,841
♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
478
00:24:48,924 --> 00:24:51,191
♪ And they've turned around ♪
479
00:24:51,274 --> 00:24:52,279
♪ Who'd have thought ♪
480
00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:53,367
♪ They'd lead ya ♪
481
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,368
♪ Who'd have thought ♪
482
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,587
♪ They'd lead ya ♪
483
00:24:55,670 --> 00:24:57,154
♪ Back here where we
need ya ♪
484
00:24:57,237 --> 00:24:59,243
♪ Back here where we need
ya ♪
485
00:24:59,326 --> 00:25:01,593
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
486
00:25:01,676 --> 00:25:03,639
♪ 'Cause we've got him on the
spot ♪
487
00:25:03,722 --> 00:25:05,771
♪ Welcome back ♪
488
00:25:05,854 --> 00:25:07,947
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
489
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:10,123
♪ Welcome back ♪
490
00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:12,255
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
491
00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:14,519
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
492
00:25:14,602 --> 00:25:16,608
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
493
00:25:16,691 --> 00:25:18,870
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
494
00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:21,004
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
495
00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:23,267
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
496
00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:25,225
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
497
00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:27,576
♪ Welcome back ♪
498
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:31,271
♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪♪
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