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[theme music]

Where's Vinnie?

I don't know, Arnold.

I really haven't seen
him in about a week.

Murray and Carvelli, what
are you guys doing here?

Well, it looks
like they moved in to

the Buchanan school district.

That I am the new principal
of Buchanan high school.

[students] Oh.

Now that your partner
in crime is a vice principal

you think you can get
away with anything you want.

The possibilities
are mind-boggling.

Surprise!

I'm giving you
detention for one week.

I get that all of a sudden
you ain't one of us anymore.

You used to cover for
us with Mr. Woodman.

But now you are Mr. Woodman.

- I got a job.
- You got a job?

Man, I quit school,
I'm through with it now.

I guess I'll be seeing
you, Mr. Kotter.

From now on you can
consider me out to lunch.

Permanently.

[honks]

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that you laughed about ♪

♪ Well the names have all
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they'd lead ya ♪

♪ Who'd have thought
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I'll send someone
up as soon as I can.

Yes, I'm shorthanded right now.

Yes, one of my orderlies
didn't show up yet.

I know it's a mess,
but I'll get s--

Barbarino.

I'll call you back.

Hey, Nurse Baker, you
been there all the time?

I-I didn't see you.

I've been here since 8 o'clock.

The same time you were
supposed to be here.

You-you know what
the problem is

I'll tell you what
the problem is.

All the stuff in the
hospital is painted white

and then you put your
nurses in white uniforms.

It's a wonder why we
don't lose more nurses.

When you're supposed to be here

at eight, I want
you here at eight.

You know what they ought to do,
I'll tell you what they

ought to do, they ought to
paint the stuff black

and then you nurses will
stick out like sore thumbs.

Look, I don't have time to stand
around here and argue with you.

Get that gurney down
to the emergency room

drop these dirty linens
off at the laundry room

get up to the operating
room as soon as you can.

They need help in
getting it cleaned up.

Right, Nurse Baker, Nurse Baker.

Yes?

The operating
room, could I skip it?

Why?

Icky.

Well, Barbarino...

...do it for me today
and tomorrow

I'll tell the doctors
to try and be neater.

Alright.

Dr. Barbarino wanted in surgery.

Dr. Barbarino wanted in surgery.

- What are you guys doing here?
- Woo-woo!

Vinnie Barbarino,
you're lookin' good.

Gimme a double dip of pistachio.

Come on.

Vinnie, you look just
like a regular doctor.

He ought to, he's been playin'
doctor since the sixth grade.

Hey, look, if you
guys came to hang out

this ain't no hang out,
so you should leave.

Hey, yo, Vinnie,
is-is that a dead guy?

No, this is just some...

...it's a patient of mine.

And he ain't dead?

How come his face is
all covered up like that?

He's probably sick
of looking at Vinnie.

What are you people doing here?

Oh, how do?

Oh, my, but that is
a very smart outfit.

White.

Well, we came here
because we wanna get a job

like our friend Vincent.

You do that at the
personnel office.

Barbarino, I told you they
need you in the operating room.

Barbarino, you're the
only one on this floor

who can take care of
these things, so do it.

Okay, fine.

Wow, okay, Vinnie, man,
you're really a big man

around here, ain't you?

Yeah.

You got your own patients, huh?

Hey, look, do you think
they put you in one of these

white suits for nothing?

Now, look, Vinnie, we came down
here 'cause we wanted to fill

out applications
to get a job just like you.

We figure all you gotta do
is talk to somebody

in the front office
and we're in.

[snaps]

Yeah, well, yeah, I could,
but I don't know.

Hey, Vinnie, check it out.
Just check it out.

All you gotta do is you
just gotta go down there

and tell them that we do
as good a job as you, man

and then we'd be over like
fat rats in a cheese factory.

Yeah, yeah, I could do that

but it wouldn't be fair
to you or the patients.

Vinnie, what are you trying to
say? That you can't help us?

I'm not, look, I
could help you, sure.

I mean, one word from me
and boom you're in

like flint, alright?

I don't know, I feel
a responsibility

to me and the patient
as a medicinal person.

You know, I mean,
look at this guy, look at this.

I mean, well, this guy, how
would he feel if he knew that

the only chance he had was on a
guy who got his job just because

he knew someone important, huh?

Yeah, I got you, I dig where
you're coming from, Vinnie.

I've got it, man.
Hey, y'all, Vinnie's right, man.

Hey, um, where do-where
do we go, man

to get those
doc-doctor applications?

Alright, you go down
to the end of this corridor

you go downstairs to
the bottom of the steps

you got a laundry room on
your right, next to that

is a broom closet with
a bunch of trash barrels.

Make a left, and it's down the
hall, you cannot miss it.

Oh, boy, Vinnie.

You really know
your way around here.

Yeah.

- Right on, man.
- Thanks a lot, Vinnie.

Right on.

Okay, see you later, guys.

Hiya, Vinnie.

Hi, Mr. Kotter.

Vinnie, I gotta talk to you.

- What about?
- About quitting school.

Oh, gee, Mr. Kotter, you think
it's the right decision?

Not me, Vinnie.

I wanna talk to you about you
and the guys quittin' school.

Oh, that, yeah, the guys
came in here this morning

lookin' for applications,
ain't that great?

No, I don't think
it's great, Vinnie.

Listen, can you take a
minute off so we can talk?

Oh, yeah, sure, look, I
make my own hours here.

Alright, come on, sit down.

Alright, now what
can I do for you?

Vinnie, you know that
the guys look up to you.

Well, yeah, I mean, you know,
they ain't no dummies.

Well, things have changed
around the school, you see.

- I became vice principal.
- Hey, yeah, I heard!

Hey, congratulations,
right on, heavy duty stuff.

- Thank you, thank you.
- No kidding. Really.

Thank you!

Now, as vice principal--

Yeah, I heard, congratulations!

Alright!

As vice principal, I'm
in charge of discipline.

And if somebody does
something wrong

I gotta reprimand them.

The guys don't understand this.

They think that
I'm deserting them.

Well, what do you
want me to do about it?

Vinnie, I want you to talk to
the guys about quittin' school.

It's gonna affect
their whole life.

And if you said somethin'.

If you told them not to,
they might listen.

Oh, I don't think I could do
that. It'd be dishonest.

I'm not asking you to
be dishonest, Vinnie.

I'm just asking you
to tell 'em the facts.

Mr. Kotter, the facts
are that I quit high school

and I got myself a
good job with good pay.

That's another thing I
wanna talk to you about.

You, my friend, are
making a big mistake, too.

Hey, look, there ain't
nothin' I learned in school

that's gonna help
me with this here job.

Vinnie, if this is the kind of
job you wanted to wind up with

you never had to go to
school in the first place.

Now you tell me.

Vinnie, there's nothing
wrong with doing this

it's honest work, but I
think you're better than this.

Look, don't tell me
what I'm better than.

Look, you ain't my
teacher no more

so you just can't
tell me what to do.

I'll see you later, Mr. Kotter.

Come on, come on, guys, Let's
fill out these applications

and then the money's
gonna start rollin' in.

Well, I don't know, man.

That lady in the
personnel department

didn't seem too happy to see us.

Okay, here's the
first question here.

"Do you have Social Security?"

Yes.

But only among close friends.

"How far have you
gone in school?"

Not too far in school, but
I had a couple of good nights

at the drive-in.

"What job are you applying for

and how much do
you expect to make?"

Well, if I gotta guess
what I'm gonna make

let them guess
what I'm gonna do.

"Have you had any
nursing experience?"

No.

I was a bottle baby.

Oh.

Here comes a hardy.

"High school graduated?" Huh?

Mmm. Just leave it blank.

- Yeah, that's it.
- That's good, that's good.

"Previous employment."

Blank.

"Special skills.

"X-ray, lab technician

computer operations, clerical."

Blankety-blank-blank-blank.

"Chances of getting
a job around here."

[all] Blank.

Mr. Howard, are you awake?

Yeah.

Good.

You're kinda late today, Vinnie.
I didn't think you were coming.

Didn't think I was coming, are
you kidding? Would I do that?

Look, how else would you
get your baseball scores?

Alright, last night the Mets
lost again.

Sorry to tell you this.

Bases loaded at ninth inning

two men out, they didn't score.

I can't do it, I would,
I'd give you better news

but if those guys won't hit,
you can't help it, you know?

How do you feel today?

Oh, not real good today, Vinnie.

You know why?

'Cause I've been putting
stuff in your water.

Yeah. You would have
been out of here

a week ago if it wasn't for me.

You're such a kidder.

Why would you want to keep an
old grouch like me around here?

Well, why should I want you to
go, you're my favorite patient.

I bet you say that to
all your patients, Vinnie.

Well, almost all of 'em.

I was only kidding.

Look, no, the real reason is
'cause you're the only patient

that-that saves
me their pudding.

Do you mind if I stick
around and make your bed?

I love to make beds.

You know, it's really
my favorite thing here.

Nurse Baker also
says that I'm probably

the best bed maker she's got.

I even took bed in school.

See, the trick of all this

is that it's-it's in the wrists.

You see, like this.
It's real finesse like.

You go like this. Let 'em wrung.

See, that's why
they give you two

in case the first
one gets dirty.

Yeah, you know what else, I
also like up in the third floor

with-with all those little kids.

The other day, this
little kid came in to see me

he had a, he had a broken leg,
and he asked me

if I would sign,
if I would sign his cast.

So, I signed it "Burt Reynolds."

Now you've gotta get
the hospital corners.

The little kid next
to him thought that

I really was
Burt Reynolds, right?

So...

...I figured I'm kiddin' him,
but what the heck, you know?

So...

You know, before I got this job,
I couldn't even make a bed.

Mr. Howard, you sleepin'?

Mr. Howard, are you sleep--

Mr. Howard, are you okay?

[groaning]

Oh no.

Mr. Howard, you alright?

Oh no.

What do I do?

Nurse, doctor!

50 cc's adrenaline, stat.

How long has this
man been like this?

I-I was just telling him a
story, I was making the bed

right and then, and then I-I
thought he was sleeping

I came over and then
he started to moan

and that's when I
ran and got you guys.

Why didn't you push
the emergency button?

I didn't know where it was.

Everybody who
works in this hospital

should know where that is.

Are you moving him to
intensive care, doctor?

We can't move this patient yet.

- Barbarino?
- Yes?

Get a crash cart
down here immediately.

Right away.

Where is it?

It's down the hall.

What is it?

A crash cart, you idiot.

I'm so confused.

Nurse Baker, how's Mr. Howard?

He's gonna be fine.

I was, I was sort of worried
about him, you know?

I know you were.

- Can I talk to you?
- Yes, what is it?

Well, I feel like
everything in there

was sort of my fault, you know?

I didn't know where the
emergency button was

I didn't know where the crash
cart was. It was so stupid.

Vinnie, everybody's stupid
when they first start.

All you have to do
is watch and learn.

Yeah, well, I don't
think I can do that.

Vinnie, if you can learn in high
school, you can learn here.

Yeah, well, I guess I gotta
learn somewhere, you know?

So is Mr. Howard
up, can I talk to him?

Yes, he was even
talking when I left.

He didn't make
much sense though.

He told me to say
hello to Burt Reynolds.

- Thanks, Mrs. Baker.
- Hey, Vinnie.

Vinnie, we need a
little help, buddy.

Yeah, we're not having such good
luck down there at personnel.

Oh, you guys are
wasting your time.

Look, if you'd go down
and put in a good word

for us we wouldn't have
to waste any time.

Why do you even want this job?

To make a lot of cash money.

I make $68.50 a week and ten
of that goes to Uncle Sam.

Oh, sure, you get your uncle a
job here but not your friends.

Hey, Vinnie, check it out, man.

We wanna get a job here so
we could get over like you, man.

Yeah, you know how I get over?

This is how I get over.
Watch this.

I mop all day.
You think you can do this, huh?

We could learn.

Yeah, well, this ain't
the place to do it.

That's why they got schools
and that's why

they got teachers like Kotter.

Man.

I have here before me
your first assignment

which was to write a
one page composition

on the most important current
event during the summer.

And I am very happy to say
that everybody handed one in.

Hey, a new record.

Yes, a new record.

Unfortunately, some of
them are not acceptable.

Like this one over
here by Richard.

"The most important current
event during the summer.

I reached puberty."

And this one over here I
don't understand at all.

"Eight hubcaps,
three side-view mirrors

and one eight-track
tape player."

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Kotter, I think

there's been a
little mistake here.

Yeah, that's-that's
not my homework.

That's my shopping list.

Here, here's my
homework right here.

That's our homework right there.

Carvelli, do you really
intend to steal these things?

I was gonna lease 'em.

I asked you a
question, Carvelli.

Do you really intend to
steal what's on that paper?

I refuse to answer that question

on the grounds I
might incinerate myself.

He said we take the fifth.

Why don't you just
take your seat, go ahead.

Sure. Was trying for a little
bit of levity, Mr. Kotter.

We are not here
to levitate, Carvelli.

Okay, now turn to page
23 in your work book.

But I don't wanna turn
to page 23, Mr. Kotter.

See, those are the
first two numbers of my

old man's prison uniform.

Alright, let's get
something straight right now.

If you wanna get
anything out of school

you gotta do the work.

You don't wanna do the work...

...I wanna tell you something.

What's out there
can be pretty ugly.

Thanks a lot, Mr. Kotter.

See, I told you I should
have been in front.

What are you guys doing here?

I miss my lucky chair.

And I just couldn't
stay away, big buckaroo.

I guess I got chalk
dust in my veins.

Hey, yo, check it out,
Mr. Kotter, we decided

to give you one more chance.

Yeah, but this is your last
chance 'cause if we're still

stupid next year, forget it.

Okay, now, your
assignment for tomorrow

will be to read pages 32
through the end of the chapter

which is on page 58, and
write a brief summary on them.

Mr. Kotter, I've gotta be
excused from homework tonight.

I'm working at the
hospital, night shift.

Yeah, Vinnie works
much better after dark.

Vinnie, listen, if you
really wanna be a doctor

I suggest that you finish school

so you better find some
time to do your homework.

If this guy becomes a doctor

the newspaper's gonna need
much bigger obituary columns.

Hey, let me tell you something.

Vinnie's gonna be
a great doctor.

He already knows two things
you can say to any patient.

"Where does it hurt?"
And "That'll be $35."

Yeah, Vinnie might even
find a cure for acne.

Okay, okay, that's enough.
Let's get to work.

Yeah, well, we didn't come
back to school to work

we came back for the annual
Woodman lookalike contest.

Check it out, Mr. Woodman.

Kotter, I got good
news for your class.

Flea collars are now
coming out in school colors.

Hey, Freddie, Freddie,
that was good.

But it wasn't surly enough.
You gotta get real surly.

Kotter.

Let me say one thing, Kotter.

We're gonna fumigate the school.

So we have to get rid of
the sweathogs for a week.

Understand that, Kotter?

I hate sweathogs, they're not
people. They're little monsters.

They're little monsters, Kotter,
they're just little monsters.

What's going on here, Kotter?

We have a winner!

[cheers and applause]

You little monsters.

Okay, everybody, turn to page 23

and welcome back.

[applause]

[theme song]

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪

♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪

♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪

♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪

♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪

♪ Back here where we need ya ♪

♪ Back here where we need ya ♪

♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪

♪ 'cause we got him
on the spot ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ We always could
spot a friend ♪♪