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[theme music]
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Oh my!
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What a sea of bright
and shiny faces.
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Well, come on, coming back
to school isn't so bad.
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We can all use the sleep.
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[wheezy laughing]
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Man, you know what I hate
about the first day of school?
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[Arnold] What?
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It's too far away from
the last day of school.
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I love the first day of school.
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It's the only day
I don't gotta lie
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about what I did yesterday.
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Hey, where's Vinnie?
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I don't know, Arnold.
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I really haven't seen
him in about a week.
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Oh, don't worry, man.
Vinnie, he's gonna be here.
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Sometimes he just likes to
straggle in a month or two late.
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You know, Arnold, the old school
still looks the same, don't it?
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Yeah, just like
they tore it down
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but forgot to haul it away.
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[sniffs] Gee, it even smells the same.
Whoo, whoo.
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Yeah, well that's either
Epstein's old locker
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or Mr. Kotter's old jokes.
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Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
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Good morning, Mr. Kotter.
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Have a nice summer vacation?
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Oh, hello Mr. Washington.
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Hi there.
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Listen, I'm ready for
a great school year!
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Oh, that makes me feel
so great, Mr. Washington.
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Now, why don't you just have
a seat right over there.
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- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
- Okay. our lesson for today--
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Will you shut up!?
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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Come on, sit down,
everybody, let's go, go, go!
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Move it, move it, move it!
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I have a very important
announcement to make.
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You're in my chair, missy.
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Relax, Epstein what's
the difference?
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What's the difference?!
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This is the chair
I flunked math.
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This is the chair I
flunked history.
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This is the chair I
flunked biology.
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- So?
- So, it's my lucky chair.
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Miss, if you're not terribly
attached to this chair
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would you mind
sitting somewhere else?
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As you can see, this young
man is slightly disturbed.
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Sit down, Epstein,
sit down, sit down.
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You got your chair,
you feel okay?
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Ah, that's much better.
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- Can I continue?
- Oh, please do.
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- Please do.
- Okay.
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Now, as I said, I have an
announcement to make.
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Another announcement, you
never finished the last one.
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- This is the last one!
- Alright everybody.
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Mr. Kotter's gonna make
his last announcement! Yeah!
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[clapping and cheering]
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Thank you Freddie Washington
and the Buchanan brass.
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Now, can I continue?
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Certainly.
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I'd like to say that there
are worse things in life
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than listening to
my announcements.
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And here comes two of them now.
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Murray and Carvelli, what
are you guys doing here?
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They cleaning out your
cages over at your school?
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Hey, how about that, a joke
from the human brillo pad.
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He said he got a joke
from a human brillo pad.
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Ah, what are you
guys doing here?
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Yeah, you see, we got
transferred, it's all in there.
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Oh, Mr. Kotter,
I'm sorry I'm late.
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You see, I had to help
my aunt throw some stuff
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out of the apartment.
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Two chairs and my uncle.
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He said he's talking
'bout two chairs--
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I heard what he said, Murray.
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Alright, Carvelli, why don't you
and your echo find a seat.
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So, what are they
doing here, Mr. Kotter.
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Well, it looks like
they moved into
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the Buchanan school district.
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So, why'd you move?
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Vigilantes?
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[laughing]
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Oh no!
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It just so happens, Arnold...
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...that the city tore down
the building where I live.
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Now ain't that
just like the city?!
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They tear down a
perfectly good building
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and they leave you standing.
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Hey, you think I
gotta sit here and get
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insulted by you, Washington?
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Yeah, you think
he got to sit there
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and get insulted
by you, Washington?
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Alright, alright, look!
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That's enough.
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That is enough, you
understand Carvelli?
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Yeah, you wanna know
what I understand?!
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Any time, any three of you guys
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I'll take all three
outside and personally
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switch your noses.
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Yeah, Carvelli said he'll
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put your nose on him
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and your nose on
him, and your nose on...
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Hey, Carvelli, I
think we gonna have
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one nose left over.
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[laughing]
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That's it!
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I have an announcement to make.
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Is this announcement
gonna be good news?
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Yes and no.
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Oh wow, man, then
you better give us
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the bad news first.
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Boy, that was fast.
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May I have your
attention please?
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[students] No.
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Thank you.
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I would like to make
an announcement.
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When I started teaching
here we had 73 teachers.
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By the second
year 23 of them left
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to go into other occupations.
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Oh, oh, oh, call on me!
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I know this one, call on me!
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I do, I know this one, I do!
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Oh, call on me
please, call on me!
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What is it?
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Is this the one where
you have to guess
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the age of the bus driver?
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This is not a riddle, Arnold.
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This is an announcement,
you are a riddle.
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The announcement
is that I am the new
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principal of
Buchanan high school.
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Oh, tell me it isn't so!
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Wait, wait, wait a minute man.
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What happened to
principal Lazarus?
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He got an easier job.
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Warden at a high
security prison.
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Principal Lazarus retired.
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The school board in
its infinite wisdom
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selected the most talented,
the most capable
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and the most able man
for the job.
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Oh, so where is he?
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I'm going around making
this announcement
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to all the classes
Kotter, and I thought
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I'd start at the bottom.
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Oh, Mr. Woodman.
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Let me be the first one
to congratulate you.
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Thank you.
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And I'm happy to see that
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success has not gone
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to your head.
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In fact, I don't see it
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in any part of your body.
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Sit down!
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I would also like to announce...
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No, no! No, I'll do it!
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You wanna tell 'em that you're
the new vice principal?
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What?
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You did it, you had to
come in here and do it!
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You had to come in here
and blow my whole surprise!
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Wow, Mr. Kotter,
man, is that true?
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You're the new VP?
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Yeah, yeah, that's the
announcement I was gonna make.
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But I'm also gonna be teaching
this class and a few others.
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Well, congratulations to you.
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You're the first
one of us to make it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A mazel tov on your face.
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This is great,
really, really great.
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What's so great about it?
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Well, they're happy Mr. Woodman.
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You remember the way you
were when you were named
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poster boy for poison oak?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, I get it, you
punks are delighted
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because you think you
have a friend in high places.
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- I never said that!
- Well, now that you say that.
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I didn't see it like that.
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I said it!
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[Arnold and Freddie]
Said what?
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Now that you're partner in crime
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is the vice principal, you
think you can get away
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with anything you want!
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The possibilities
are mind boggling.
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How's it going, Kotter?
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Smooth, under control.
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Just give it time, Kotter.
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That's what general Custer said.
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Woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Surprise!
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What is going on here?
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We got you presents.
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A matching set of dummies.
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It was the strangest
thing, Mr. Kotter.
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We were all just sitting around
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when suddenly Carvelli says
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"I think I'd like
to tie myself up."
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That's right Mr. Kotter,
and then Murray said
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"I think I'd like to
tie myself up, too."
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Alright, alright, now
untie Carvelli and Murray
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and I want you guys to meet me
in the vice principal's office
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in five minutes.
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[door closes]
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Excited Mr. Kotter.
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So this is what the new vice
principal's office looks like?
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- This is all right.
- Aha, aha.
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Very nice layout ya
got here, very nice.
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Well, I for one
am very impressed.
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Why thank you, Arnold.
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Why, to get an
office like this I too
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might step on some
of the little people.
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Why did you guys pull
a cheap trick like that?
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Come on, Mr. Kotter, it was
only Carvelli and Murray.
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Yeah, Mr. Kotter, it's not
like we tied up real people.
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Well, you guys broke
the rules of the school.
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You gotta suffer
the consequences.
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These are detention slips.
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I'm giving you
detention for one week.
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[all] Ohh!
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You almost fooled us!
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Oh, wow!
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I get it, I get it, you're joke
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is much funnier than our joke.
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[laughing]
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Sure, sure. I get it,
Mr. Kotter, here you go.
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No joke, Epstein.
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Scotch tape this back
together and report
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to the detention hall
after your last period.
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Are you for real?
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Hey, Mr. Kotter, look.
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I get that all of a sudden
you ain't one of us anymore.
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You're one of them.
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I never thought you'd
turn into a "them"
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Mr. Kotter.
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Hey, wow, man.
You're deserting us.
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Guys, I'm not
deserting you at all.
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I just have to do my
job as vice principal.
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00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,842
Are you dropping
out on us, Mr. Kotter?
255
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,182
Look, I'm not doing
anything of the kind.
256
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,137
I'm gonna be here
whenever you need me.
257
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,822
Well, what happens, uh, if we
258
00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,504
ain't gonna be here
when you need us?
259
00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:20,091
That's right, you
wanna drop out on us
260
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,804
well, we can drop
out on you too.
261
00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:22,861
I'mma tell you something, man
262
00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:24,215
I was thinking of
quitting anyhow.
263
00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:25,607
Right, and as a matter of fact
264
00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:26,811
I was thinking about
dropping out
265
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,816
three years ago.
266
00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:33,667
- I guess I was too.
- There it is.
267
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,794
All this is happening
because I gave you detention?
268
00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,029
That ain't the
reason, Mr. Kotter.
269
00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:38,319
We in trippin' over that, man.
270
00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:40,000
The thing is that
is if we used to get
271
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:41,780
in trouble or something
like that before
272
00:12:41,807 --> 00:12:44,150
you used to cover for
us with Mr. Woodman.
273
00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:47,136
But now, you are Mr. Woodman.
274
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,965
So you're gonna drop
out of school, huh?
275
00:12:50,048 --> 00:12:52,131
What are you gonna do?
Where are you gonna go?
276
00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,392
Don't worry about
it, we can all find jobs.
277
00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:55,767
What kind of jobs?
278
00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:58,359
We can get good
jobs for big bucks.
279
00:12:58,442 --> 00:12:59,243
That's right!
280
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,518
That's right, you
tell him Freddie.
281
00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:06,650
Well, um, okay personally,
I ain't got no job right now
282
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,853
but I-but I guarantee
you this much, man.
283
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:11,987
I'mma be rich and famous
in three years.
284
00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:13,865
What a coincidence, just
the same amount of time
285
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,140
it took you to pass geometry.
286
00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:18,455
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
287
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:22,052
Look guys, if you wanna
do anything with your life
288
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,112
you gotta get a
high school diploma
289
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:26,678
and the only place you can
get that is right here.
290
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:30,039
Oh great, we'll be by this
afternoon to pick it up!
291
00:13:30,122 --> 00:13:31,981
It's not that simple, Epstein!
292
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:33,603
You gotta earn it.
293
00:13:33,686 --> 00:13:36,027
I knew there was a catch.
294
00:13:36,129 --> 00:13:37,910
Look, you know, I can
make some big speech
295
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,951
but I'm gonna just tell you
the truth the way it is.
296
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,174
You gotta stay in school
and that's all there is to it.
297
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,439
Well, we are quitting school and
that's all there is to that.
298
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,439
That's right, that's
all there is to that.
299
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,900
I guess that's all
there is to that.
300
00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:53,625
Look, guys, I'm the
vice principal now.
301
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,350
If you guys do something
wrong I gotta reprimand you.
302
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,692
But also as vice
principal I can help you.
303
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,034
Like, if you need
some work experience
304
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,532
I can help you get
that experience.
305
00:14:01,615 --> 00:14:03,136
Oh wow, Mr. Kotter,
you're gonna tell me
306
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:05,616
you're telling us that you can
go out and get us jobs, man?
307
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,720
No, no, I can't get you
jobs on the outside, Freddie.
308
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,239
That's not what I said
but there are jobs
309
00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:10,960
right here in school
that have to be done.
310
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,465
Yeah, sure, sure, like what?
311
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,904
Like what? There's dozens!
You could work in the cafeteria!
312
00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,074
What could we do there?
313
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,064
Lots of things, you can clean up
314
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:19,531
you can serve lunch to the kids.
315
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:20,669
Great, and after lunch we get to
316
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:22,818
scrape it off the cook.
317
00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:24,797
You don't like the cafeteria
318
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,276
you can work in the school store
319
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:28,479
there's visual aids, you
can run the projector.
320
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,911
And what do you get for that?
321
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:31,503
You get credit, Arnold.
322
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:34,848
It counts like going
to a regular class.
323
00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:38,434
Hey, hey what do
you say you guys?
324
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:42,001
A class where there's no tests.
325
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:46,325
No homework, no
teachers, no offense.
326
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,697
No offense taken, Arnold.
327
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,523
You learn what it's
like to have a business.
328
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,984
You deal with customers,
you take inventory
329
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:56,310
and most important of all,
you get that diploma.
330
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:59,834
What do you say?
331
00:15:06,329 --> 00:15:08,570
We'll stay if
there's no detention.
332
00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:12,356
Three days detention.
333
00:15:17,442 --> 00:15:18,987
One day firm.
334
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,528
Two days that's my final offer.
335
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,972
You got yourself a deal.
336
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,087
[honks]
337
00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,221
Hi there.
338
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,144
Who's responsible for this?
339
00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:47,723
My man, Mr. Kotter.
340
00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:49,708
I don't want any sweat
hogs in my school store.
341
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:52,130
It's bad enough I have
one as vice principal.
342
00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:53,595
Well, perhaps you'd
like to speak to the head
343
00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,375
of our complaint department.
344
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,789
[dings]
345
00:16:00,506 --> 00:16:03,161
So, what's the problem?
346
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:06,906
The problem is I think
I'm losing my mind.
347
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:11,428
Sorry, we don't
handle small appliances.
348
00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:12,473
Ha-ha!
349
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,013
[honks]
350
00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:17,856
Monsters!
351
00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:19,399
Kotter! Kotter!
352
00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:22,348
Well, well, well.
353
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:25,658
Hey look, Murray, it's
our punch and jewy.
354
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,498
[honks]
355
00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:30,433
[honks]
356
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:33,171
Hey, Murray Murray,
once is enough.
357
00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:34,977
You guys got a nice
little setup here.
358
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:37,397
It's cute, you know, little
bells but what you need
359
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,134
is something you can make
a little money on, you know
360
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:40,966
a little Christmas
club money, you know?
361
00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:42,885
Yeah, like what?
362
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,536
Just so happens, I
got the most extensive
363
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,096
line of auto parts
in all of Brooklyn.
364
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:52,041
If I don't have it, just
show me where it's parked.
365
00:16:52,124 --> 00:16:56,050
Alright, listen Carvelli,
we have no intention of--
366
00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:58,008
Right, what Horshack is saying
we have no intentions
367
00:16:58,009 --> 00:16:59,891
of letting you down. We'll see
you on your offer, right?
368
00:16:59,892 --> 00:17:01,056
Now look we like,
oh, he said he'd like
369
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:02,958
to start with some mad wheels.
370
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,320
Beautiful, write
this down, Murray.
371
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,939
The racing car
type, you got those?
372
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:08,680
- The round ones?
- Yeah, the ovals, right okay.
373
00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:10,683
- Could they be steel belted?
- Hey, no problem.
374
00:17:10,683 --> 00:17:12,065
I knew you could do it, alright
and we want them in
375
00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,808
raised white letter,
you got that?
376
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,035
- Beautiful choice.
- Okay.
377
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,734
- There's one more thing though.
- One more.
378
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,476
Yeah, we want you to get
them off a moving car.
379
00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:20,837
Ha-ha-ha!
380
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,603
Oh no! Oh no!
381
00:17:22,686 --> 00:17:26,677
You guys are wasting
my time, you know that?
382
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,473
Come on, Murray!
383
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,967
[Epstein] You ought to be in pictures.
384
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:38,098
You ought to be a star!
385
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,002
Juan Epstein, tell me about it.
386
00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:43,896
Juan Epstein's my name,
visual aids is my game.
387
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,279
- Let me take a spin.
- Oh, sure, sure.
388
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,757
Check it out, check it out.
389
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,479
Hey, hey, don't monkey
with it, don't monkey with it.
390
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,762
Took me hours to learn
how to use this machine.
391
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:53,103
Oh, come on, man, can you
really work that thing?
392
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,637
Oh, sure, sure I can.
393
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:58,463
I just ran this-this film over
here for biology class.
394
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:01,367
- Which one is that?
- This one right over here.
395
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,339
See what you started, Kotter?
396
00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:09,503
Monkeys! The school is
being run by monkeys!
397
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,023
Alright, what's going on here?
398
00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:12,406
What do you mean
what's going on here?
399
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,776
I'm showing a film,
can't you see?
400
00:18:16,953 --> 00:18:19,455
Look at this! Look!
401
00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:22,538
Come here!
402
00:18:24,802 --> 00:18:28,265
Look what your little
creepy crawlies are doing!
403
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,006
Look at that store!
This projector!
404
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,765
They're destroying
school property!
405
00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:34,090
You gave them these jobs,
Kotter.
406
00:18:34,174 --> 00:18:35,212
This is your responsibility!
407
00:18:35,295 --> 00:18:37,378
I want this mess cleaned up!
408
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:40,564
Now, get it, get it done now.
Right now Kotter!
409
00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:43,676
Woo, boy that little midget
still got a lot of fight
410
00:18:43,677 --> 00:18:47,551
left in him, check him out!
Ha-ha.
411
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,167
Mr. Woodman is right.
412
00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:51,227
- What?
- What?
413
00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:52,813
Mr. Woodman is 100% right.
414
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:55,378
You guys are destroying
school property.
415
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,981
Come on, Mr. Kotter, I can roll
this film up blind folded.
416
00:18:58,064 --> 00:18:59,467
Yeah, Mr. Kotter, we'll
take care of that mess.
417
00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:01,049
- We'll clean it up.
- Look!
418
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:03,352
That's not the point
and you know it.
419
00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:05,059
Hey, come on Mr. Kotter,
it's not like
420
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:07,146
this is "Gone With The Wind."
421
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,330
It's just some
crummy nature film.
422
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:13,775
"The Armadillo
Nature's Little Tank."
423
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,459
Alright, I want you to clean
everything up inside the store
424
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,184
I want you to clean
the projector and the film up
425
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,629
and I want you all to meet me in
my office in five minutes.
426
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:22,869
Your office?
427
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,815
Yeah, yeah, you know.
428
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:28,382
His highness, the vice
principal's office, right?
429
00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,407
Oh boy, Mr. Kotter.
430
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:33,414
You really have gone
over to the other side.
431
00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:36,460
It's a sad day in Brooklyn.
432
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,848
Hey!
433
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,759
Hey guys, Mr. Kotter,
how's it going?
434
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:50,414
Hiya, Vinnie,
where you've been.
435
00:19:50,497 --> 00:19:51,803
- How you doing?
- What's happening Vinnie?
436
00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:53,605
Check it out!
437
00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,994
You dig my new threads, huh?
438
00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:01,360
Where'd you get the money to
buy those new clothes, Vinnie?
439
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,638
I got a job.
440
00:20:02,721 --> 00:20:05,115
- You got a job?!
- Yeah.
441
00:20:05,198 --> 00:20:07,623
Look man, I quit school,
I'm through with it now.
442
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,421
I got me a good job
in a county hospital.
443
00:20:10,504 --> 00:20:13,009
- You don't say!
- Vinnie, congratulations!
444
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,834
Hey Vinnie, man, how'd you
get a job in a hospital?
445
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:18,080
You got experience
in doctor stuff?
446
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:21,247
Nah, just... I just walked
in I got this terrific job.
447
00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:22,596
Vinnie, what kind of
job do you get by
448
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,329
just walking in
and asking for it?
449
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:27,395
You mean you didn't
have to play store?
450
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:29,888
What are you talking about?
451
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,276
You mean to tell me
you didn't have to wheel
452
00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:34,210
around a projector for a year?
453
00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:37,578
Vinnie, this job, is there
any room for advancement?
454
00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:40,785
- What kind of money you making?
- Money, check this out.
455
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:43,948
Alright, 47 big ones.
456
00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,651
- Wow!
- Look at that!
457
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:50,897
Yeah, wow, that's
almost a million dollars.
458
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,049
Gee, how do you like that?
459
00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:58,006
We get credit and
Vinnie gets cash.
460
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,210
Vinnie, you still didn't tell
us what kind of job you got.
461
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:04,035
Oh, he's in a bummer. Come on,
take you guys out for pizza.
462
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,938
Yeah, I don't gotta
take this negativity.
463
00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:10,025
From now on you can
consider me out to lunch.
464
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:11,587
Permanently.
465
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,029
Yeah, me too.
466
00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:16,091
Come on, Horshack.
467
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,564
I guess I'll be seeing
you, Mr. Kotter.
468
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:20,857
Wait a minute, you guys are
making a big mistake here.
469
00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:23,803
You just say goodbye
to my lucky chair.
470
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,810
[honks]
471
00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:40,864
[theme song]
472
00:21:45,324 --> 00:21:47,941
♪ Welcome back ♪
473
00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:51,770
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
474
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,903
♪ Welcome back ♪
475
00:21:53,986 --> 00:21:58,908
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
476
00:21:58,991 --> 00:22:03,043
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
477
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:05,480
♪ But those dreams
have remained ♪
478
00:22:05,563 --> 00:22:07,568
♪ And they've turned around ♪
479
00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,876
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
480
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,616
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
481
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,836
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
482
00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:15,924
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
483
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:17,927
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
484
00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:20,190
♪ 'Cause we got him
on the spot ♪
485
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,410
♪ Welcome back ♪
486
00:22:22,493 --> 00:22:26,674
♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
487
00:22:26,757 --> 00:22:28,851
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
488
00:22:28,934 --> 00:22:31,680
♪ Welcome back ♪
489
00:22:31,763 --> 00:22:35,423
♪ We always could
spot a friend ♪
490
00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:37,686
♪ Welcome back ♪
491
00:22:37,769 --> 00:22:38,683
♪ and I... ♪♪
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