All language subtitles for Welcome.Back.Kotter.S03E23.Good.Bye.Mr.Kripps.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-BTN_track3_[eng]

My Uncle Balzac...

[laughing]

...was a mercenary.

One time, he was in the country
of Bosnia

when he was caught
for his mercenary deeds

and he was put in front
of a firing squad.

What happened to Uncle Balzac,
dear?

What happened, well,
the general came over

and he's about
to put the blindfold...

He was the general of Bosnia.

He came over, about to put
the blindfold on...

What did the general of Bosnia
say to your uncle?

He said, we're going
to shoot you

through the heart
and through the pancreas.

[laughing]

And my uncle said,
you are a pig.

Your country is run by pigs.

You have pigs in your streets
and pigs in your parliament.

And there's pigs in your pigs.

What did the general
say to that?

He said, look, if you keep
talkin' this way

you're gonna be in big trouble.

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Okay.

Now, who can tell me when
the first transcontinental

flight was?

I think it was 1911.

Right,1911,now, why
was that flight significant?

The plane took off on time.

What else?

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

It was the first time an airline
lost somebody's luggage.

[laughing]

Yes, and you know in those days,
they didn't have movies.

The pilot just passed around
snap shots

of his vacation.

Okay, I think it's important
for you people to...

What's happenin'?

Well, well, well, well, well,
look what we have here.

Only 15 minutes late.

What do you guys bother
coming at all?

Well, that's what I told them,
but they wouldn't listen to me.

Well, where were you?

Ah, old man Kripps, he kept us
late after shop class again.

But here, I carved ya a note.

Mr. Kotter, if they're late,
I'm sure it's for

a very good reason.

That's right, Mr. Kotter,
it ain't our fault.

Mr. Kripps was yellin' so loud,
we never heard the bell.

He was tellin' us the difference
between us and human beings.

It took him a real long time.

You know, Kripps has never
liked Sweathogs.

I remember when I went
to school here

he used to try
and keep my friend

Banzo Moretti after school.

Wasn't easy, he had to put
his head in the vice.

Okay, what happened today?

Everything was alright...

No, everything was alright
until, until Vinnie

started to use
that electric saw.

[laughing]

I used it to cut up a salami.

[laughing]

Vinnie, you do not use
an electric saw

to slice your salami.

Oh, I didn't use it
to slice my salami.

I used it to slice
Mr. Kripps' salami.

[laughing]

Check it out, check it out,
Mr. Kotter, that wasn't so bad.

But Vinnie's judgment
was a little bit off

and he couldn't tell
where the salami stopped

and the desk started.

[laughing]

You sliced his desk?

Yeah, into nice, thin slices.

It was delicious, right?

You know, Mr. Kripps
has a bad temper.

Why don't you guys
leave him alone?

Oh, come on, Mr. Kotter,
sometimes we just can't help it.

He's right, Mr. Kotter.

It's just so much fun
to make him mad, you know?

You know what, you should check
out the way that his lip

can curl up and do somersaults.

And then, and then, his eyes
roll so far back into his head

he can see what he's thinkin'.

[laughing]

Yeah, yeah, but Vinnie's
the best, you know?

Vinnie, he gets him so mad,
that the veins start

bulging out in his neck,
all different colors

like a subway map.

[laughing]

Look, guys, come on,
lay off the guy.

He's gonna retire next year.

Oh, he can't retire
next year, I want him to quit.

Barbarino!

This has to be yours.

Yeah, just... just put it
anywhere.

Good morning, Mr. Kripps.

That's your opinion.

What is this piece of junk?

It's a head board
for a water bed.

[laughing]

I took the danger
out of sleeping.

Kotter, I wanna see this
moron in my office.

Right now!

Mr. Kripps, can it wait 'till
after this class?

No, it can't wait, Kotter!

I want him now.

But you're right in the middle
of my class.

Now, Kotter.

Now!

Mr. Kotter, I'd better go.

I don't want him to lose
his temper.

You know, when Mr. Kripps
retires, he's gonna become

the loud speaker system
at Yankee Stadium.

Okay, what were
we talkin' about?

The first transcontinental
flight.

Now, what contribution
did the Wright Brothers make?

Oh, well I know all about that.

You don't know anything
about the Wright Brothers.

Oh, yes I do.

- Do not.
- Do so.

- Do not.
- Do so.

Do not!

Watch this.

♪ You lost that love
you feelin' ♪

♪ Whoa that love you's feelin' ♪

♪ You lost... ♪♪

You wanna hear a good vocal,
listen to Kripps

screaming his lungs out
at Barbarino.

The man's a prince.

Mr. Woodman, screaming
does not a good teacher make.

You're right, you also need
a whip and a chair.

What about barbed wire,
search lights and guard dogs?

It's a good idea, Kotter,
I'll try to get it

in the next school budget.

[laughing]

Alright, come on,
let's get back--

Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter,
I think Mr. Kripps is dead.

- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking--

All's I know that
I was out in the hall

and he was yellin' at me,
and then he grabbed his heart

and he fell to the ground.

He stopped breathing.

I got scared.

I called the nurse.

Well, what she say?

I don't know,
I got scared, I left.

Well, let's go out and see if...

what happened,
did Mr. Kripps faint?

It was no faint, Mr. Kotter.

Mr. Kripps is dead.

What a rotten day
to have a funeral.

I hate February funerals.

You mean there are good months
for funerals?

June, July are alright.

August, of course, is too hot.

Incidentally,
the best place to die

is Fort Lauderdale.

Have you been getting
brochures, Mr. Woodman?

Hi, guys.

- Hi, honey.
- Hey, Mrs. Kotter.

- How ya doin'?
- I'm okay.

I guess it was pretty
rough, huh?

Well, look, I've got some
nice hot soup

all ready for ya.

Oh, not me, honey, I couldn't
eat a thing.

You sure?

- Me neither.
- No, thank you.

Yeah, none for me.

I could eat a horse.

Mr. Woodman,
don't take it so hard.

Alright, I'll have some soup.

So, tell me all about it.

Oh, no, was it a nice fune...

Let me try another one.

Did you have a good time?

No.

Try, was it a dignified service?

Okay, was it a dignified
service?

Yeah, it was, but it was
kind of strange.

The organist was playing
"If I were a Carpenter."

Oh, but the most beautiful
part of the eulogy

was when the minister
said, Buchanan may have lost

a teacher

but heaven
has gained a handy man.

Hallelujah.

Amen.

Where's Vinnie,
wasn't he with you?

Here, Mr. Woodman.

He wanted to walk home
from the cemetery.

Said he needed time to think.

Oh, Vinnie's taking it
all very hard.

He even offered to marry
the widow Kripps.

But she said she's in mourning
and to give her a call

in a couple days.

Yeah, Vinnie even swiped
the wreath to go on the grave.

I think he swiped the wrong
one though.

It said, "Good luck
in your new location."

"From all the gang at Nick's
bar and grill."

Honey, don't you think you
better have a talk with Vinnie?

I did, it took me a half hour
to convince him

not to wear a veil.

I don't know what's
got into Vinnie.

He seems to blame himself
now for all the problems

of the world.

[knock on door]

I'll get that, maybe that's him.

Vinnie, come on in, we're
worried about you.

You was worried about me?

I'm sorry you was worried
about me.

I'll leave now.

Where you goin'?

Vinnie, come on in.

It still raining
out there, Barbarino?

Yes, Mr. Woodman,
and I'm sorry.

You should be, it's your fault.

Mr. Woodman, you know,
you was always right about me.

You know, I was never no good.

Horshack, I'm sorry
I broke your dump truck.

Vinnie, that happened
when we was three years old.

I know, I was born bad.

And Epstein, I'm sorry 'bout
your father's hair.

What are you talkin' about?

My father's bald.

I know, I'm sorry.

Vinnie, Vinnie, come on you
gotta stop this now.

Come on, you gotta pull
yourself together.

You gotta stop apologizing.

You're right, I'm sorry.

Vinnie, listen.

Look at me, what happened
to Mr. Kripps

it wasn't your fault.

It's no use, Mr. Kotter.

Don't try to talk me out of it.

I know what I did.

I miss Mr. Kripps.

I miss him so much.

The way he used to have
those nails

that would hang out
of his mouth.

And in the morning,
he used to say

you're no good, Vinnie,
you're nothin'

you're nothin'.

He was a saint.

Saint Kripps.

And the smell of that turpentine
and that filthy smock.

- Alright, that's enough.
- Vinnie, that's enough.

You're taking it too far.

Hey, you guys don't no nothin'.

I murdered a man.

And I'm responsible,
I'm gonna pay for it.

This is good soup, Julie.

Yeah, Mrs. Finkle,
I told you before.

This here is homicide.

We can't arrest
your superintendent.

How do you know
he's a Cuban spy?

Lots of people play bongos.

Look, Mrs. Finkle, if I was
you, I'd pay my rent.

Right, goodbye.

Never fails.

Five minutes left on my shift,
and I get a screwball.

Yeah, what can I do for you?

I come to turn myself in.

Couldn't come back in five
minutes, could you?

No, I gotta do it now
'cause I killed a man.

Hey, Eddie.

Got it.

Eddie, look you gotta put
me away right away.

Put me in solitude.

Give me a black and white TV,
the worst you got, right?

Give me bread and water and take
my hairbrush away from me.

Come here, kid.

Sit down.

[crying]

You wanna tell me about it?

I got no time
to talk to ya, Eddie.

Just rough me up.

Do whatever you want.
I believe in police brutality.

What do you guys use now, you
use the rubber hoses or what?

No, teflon is in this year.

Doesn't stick.

But let's get serious.

You have the right
to remain silent.

Rights, rights, I don't got
no rights, I don't deserve 'em.

Will you let me finish?

If you give up that right,
anything you say

can and will be used against ya.

Good, thank you.

You're welcome.

Next, you have a phone call.

Tell 'em I ain't here.

Alright, where did
the crime occur?

Alright, the crime occurred

in the Buchanan
High School hallway.

Buchanan High School hallway.

No, don't use hallway,
use corridor.

Corridor.

No, no don't use corridor,
use dark corridor.

It sounds worse.

Can you give me the approximate
time?

Time?

It's a quarter to 12
right now.

I didn't mean that time.

Not the time now.

What time did the crime occur?

I don't know.

Look, Eddie, this is my
first murder.

I didn't wear a watch.

Alright, weapon?

My mouth.

Your mouth? Right.

Is your tongue loaded now?

Hey, look, how come it's so hard
to get arrested these days?

When I was a kid,
my Uncle Linzio, he just

was a pick pocket
and he used to be able

to get arrested like that.

Okay, kid, what was the victim's
name?

Kripps.

First name?

Mister.

Goodbye, Mr. Kripps.

We couldn't find him nowhere.

Yeah, Mr. Kotter,
we're gettin' real worried

about Vinnie now.

- Yeah, man.
- Yeah, so am I.

I called his house.

His mother's out lookin'
for him too.

- I spoke to his grandmother.
- What she say?

I don't know, my Italian's
a little rusty.

Oh, I hope Vinnie don't
become a monk.

They're gonna shave his head,
and put his picture

on a wine bottle.

Well, look, while you guys
have been out wastin' time

I been out doin'
some real work.

Now, what we gotta do is
we gotta forget

where we think Vinnie is.

We gotta eliminate the places
that he ain't.

Now, we can assume that he ain't
gonna be at the library.

And he ain't gonna be
at the ballet

or the opera, the art museum

or the symphony which leads me

to one conclusion.

What?

We don't need this list.

Now, where is he?

Look, I think it would be
a good idea if you guys

try to find him
in the places that...

Are you Mr. Kotter?

Yes, can I help you?

Yeah, I'm Detective Lieutenant
Lasky, homicide.

Now, looky here, officer,
I put that sausage in my sock

because I had six items,
and I was in

a seven item line.

I don't care where
you put the sausage!

I'm here to investigate
a possible murder

possibly perpetrated by one
Vincent Barbarino.

[chattering]

Cool it, cool it.

Look, officer, this has
to be a mistake.

Who was murdered?

A Mr. Kripps.

[chattering]

Calm down, will ya?

Look, I can explain this
whole thing, you see Mr--

Look, let me be the detective,
okay?

Lionel, bring in the suspect.

- Oh, no.
- Hey, Vinnie!

- Oh, Vinnie.
- What happened?

What they do to you, son?

Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie.

Take a piece of advice from an
old and very good friend.

Run, Vinnie, run!

I turned myself in.

Vinnie, how could you do this
to me?

How could you rat on
your own self?

'Cause I'm guilty, Juan,
that's why.

Why make their job
any easier?

Officer, if you'll give me a
second, I can clear this up.

Do me a favor, professor,
don't clear it up.

Leave it muddy, okay?

I wanna ask a few questions.

- You.
- What, what, what!

- What is your name?
- Uh...

Freddie Washington, sir.

Officer, this is absolutely
ridiculous.

Save it, professor.

Go 'head, Lincoln.

That's Washington, sir.

[coughing] Well, well you see, Mr. Kripps
usually started class

by yelling at Vinnie.

Then what?

Then he'd sandpaper his throat

and yell at Vinnie again.

So, what you're sayin' here is
that this Mr. Kripps

had a temper, right?

Yes, sir.

Alright, anybody else
got anything to add?

I refuse to testify
on the grounds.

You may incinerate me.

What did you guys do,
escape from a juvenile court?

Get out of here,
everybody clear out.

Alright, let's go
to the movies.

Not you, Barbarino, stay.

Hey, Vinnie, one more
piece of advice.

You're in trouble enough.

Stay away from the warden's
daughter.

Vinnie, chin up, man.

I'll be waitin' for you
when... you get out.

Now look, I want you
to get a job at the laundry

this way when you come out,
you learned a trade.

I don't deserve good
friends like that.

Nobody does.

Psst, hey, Vinnie,
if you see my uncle up there

tell him thanks for
them license plates.

[Eddie] Get out!

Professor, you've been
wanting to do my job

for me ever since
I walked in here.

I'm gonna give you a chance.

Go ahead, talk.

You sure it's alright?

Go ahead.

Be my guest.

Thank you.

Mr. Leonard Kripps died
four days ago

of a heart attack.

He did?

Yeah, but it was my fault.

Vinnie, it wasn't your fault.

It could've happened
at any time.

Yeah, but I was the one
who made him mad.

The world made him mad, Vinnie.

It wasn't your fault.

- Yes it is.
- Vinnie, it isn't.

Yes, it is!

You just happened to be there.

No, it's, I did it.

You didn't do it.

- I did.
- No, you didn't.

- I did!
- Hold it!

I'm gettin' a whip lash here.

Vinnie, come over here.

Sit down a second.

Look, right after the funeral,
Julie and I went over

to visit Mrs. Kripps.

I know, I saw that, I feel
so bad about her.

She told me that Mr. Kripps
had a heart condition.

His doctor told him
to retire two years ago.

If anybody's responsible
for Mr. Kripps' death,

it's Mr. Kripps.

You're not just sayin'
that to make me feel better?

Vinnie, he just wanted to teach.

I think yelling at you guys was
his greatest pleasure in life.

Really?

- Really.
- Really?

Oh, wow, I don't believe this.

Now my mother can stop
calling the Pope.

You know, it's a toll call,
you know.

Hey, Barbarino, come here.

Another wasted day.

Look, do me a favor, will ya?

If you ever do decide
to kill somebody

do it in another precinct.

Alright,10-4.

Hey, guys, I'm a free man!

I got my stigma removed.

Hey, professor, let me
ask you somethin'.

You really teach these guys?

I can't help it,
I'm in it for the money.

Kotter, some jerk
parked a blue sedan

right behind my car,
and I can't get out.

You know what I did?

I kicked his fender,
I gave it quite a dent.

It sounds like my vehicle.

Oh, yeah, well why don't
you move it, stupid?

Mr. Woodman, I'd like you
to meet Police Lieutenant Lasky.

Nice car, how is it on gas?

Why don't we find out?

Come on, take a ride
with me down to the precinct.

Oh, it's just a small dent,
officer.

I can't kick very hard,
I'm an old man.

Tell him, Kotter.

He's old.

Mr. Woodman, we have a lot
of old people

down there on the row.

There's one guy by
the name of Al

he's a lifer, you'll love him.

He'll teach ya how to knit.

Come on.

Oh, Mr. Woodman, he didn't
take you to jail?

No, he just took the number
of my insurance company.

You ever had any uncles
in jail?

Are you asking me
to tell you an uncle joke?

Well, anything would cheer me up
after that.

Okay, I had an Uncle Willie
who was in jail for 99 years.

- Ninety-nine years?
- Ninety-nine years.

One day, they threw another
prisoner in jail.

My uncle said, how long
you in for?

The guy says, 98 years.

My uncle said, well you
take the bed near the door.

You're gettin' out first.

You oughta do time
for that joke, Kotter.

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♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪

♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪

♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪

♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪

♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪

♪ Back here where we need ya ♪

♪ Back here where we need ya ♪

♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause
we got him on the spot ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪

♪ Welcome back ♪

♪ We always could
spot a friend... ♪♪