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Come on, Gabe,
you promised.
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I'll do it later.
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Do it now.
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Slave driver.
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Did I ever tell you
about my Uncle George?
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No.
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I don't want to hear about him,
take the garbage out.
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Well, the joke has
to do with garbage.
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All your jokes have
to do with garbage.
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[laughs]
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My Uncle George had
a way to get rid
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of his garbage during
the last garbage strike.
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You wanna know
what it was?
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I'll tell you anyway.
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He gift wrapped it
and left it in the back
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of his car.
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where
we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where
we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause
we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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♪♪
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Hey, Fredzo,
how ya doing, buddy?
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Freddie?
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What are you doing
sleeping out here?
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Can't you wait till
we get into class?
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No, he ain't sleeping,
I know what he's doing.
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I used to do that.
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I would pretend I was
asleep in front of the TV set
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so my mother would
pick me up and put me to bed.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
we all used to do that
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when we was kids.
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Kids? I did it last night.
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Freddie, Freddie, come on.
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Will you wake up?
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Hey, you know, Freddie,
it's a real good idea
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to take care of your body.
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Hey, you guys remember
when I had that hangnail?
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Oh, yeah, Vinnie,
gave us a terrible scare.
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I remember I had to bite it
and file it, and soak it
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try, I tried everything,
then I finally had to go
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to that manicurist.
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What did she do?
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She did everything.
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Oh, man, we had such
a good time.
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I buffed her,
she buffed me.
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No, man, I'm alright, man,
I'm alright, you know?
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I'm just like this,
'cause I got some pills
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from the doctor, you know?
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Remember when I injured
my knee playing basketball.
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It's from a knee injury
and the pills make me
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kinda groggy,
but I'm gonna snap out of it
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in a minute,
so you know, watch.
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Yeah, but gee, Freddie,
you hurt your knee
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in that basketball game,
well, last week it was!
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Hi, guys.
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How you doing,
Mr. Kotter?
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Isn't great, isn't it great
living in New York
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at this time of year?
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I mean, the snow,
it's so exciting.
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Where else, what other city
can you just wake up
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every morning and go out there
and face an adventure?
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You guys are so lucky
growing up in New York!
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Living in the Big Apple!
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I hate him on Mondays.
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I can't help it,
I just love the snow.
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Great, why don't you come
on over to my apartment
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and shovel it out
of my bedroom, huh?
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Hey, Mr. Kotter,
I've always been curious.
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How do you keep your
mustache warm
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in weather like this?
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I usually send it
to Miami for the winter.
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Come on, come on,
we're gonna be late! Let's go!
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Mush, you huskies!
Let's go to school!
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[barking]
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Mush! Come on, Freddie,
you coming in?
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Yeah, I-I'm right behind
you, man.
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My leg's a little stiff.
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Go ahead, I'm gonna
catch up, go ahead.
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Watch where
you're going, man.
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Stupid.
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Man, what you guys
doing here, man?
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It's a bathroom,
you want another hint?
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Excuse me, Freddie,
I don't mean to pry
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but do you always take
your shoe off when
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you go to the bathroom?
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My shoe was off, man,
'cause I have something in it.
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- Alright?
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, I heard of getting
pebbles in your shoe
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but never Manila envelope.
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Let me see what you got.
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Hey, man, come on, man.
Why don't you mind
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your own business, man?
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These-these is pills,
vitamin pills
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that the doctor prescribed
me because I've been
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feeling groggy.
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Y'all got
anymore questions?
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Oh! Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
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Oh! Oh-oh-oh!
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Well, I'm sorry,
I got a question.
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Freddie, why don't you do
what I do?
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Just carry a Yogi Bear
vitamin bottle with you.
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They're so cute.
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I wish ya'll guys stop
tailing me all over the place.
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Watch out.
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Well, who's tailing you?
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We're here on
official business!
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Yeah, that's right,
ain't nobody tailing you.
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What are we doing here?
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Now, last week,
we had a test.
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I have the results
of that test, but...
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...I think it's better
if I don't give it to you.
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I think it's better if
I have another test tomorrow.
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I'm gonna ask you
some questions
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that may or may not
be on the test.
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Okay, who can tell me
when the Treaty of Versailles
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was signed?
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Oh, I know Mr. Kotter,
ask me, ask me.
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I know, I know, go ahead,
go ahead, ask me, ask me.
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I know this one.
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Well, when was it signed?
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A long time ago.
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A real long time ago.
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The year that Freddie
was so close to giving us
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was 1919.
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Right, right, right.
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[school bell rings]
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Man, I'll check you out,
man, right on.
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Freddie, can I see
you a second?
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I gotta go, man,
I ain't got no time.
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You be cool, right?
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Catch y'all up.
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Alright, sit down.
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Sit down! Come on!
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Alright, what's wrong
with Freddie?
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He hurt his knee,
Mr. Kotter.
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I know that, Arnold,
that was last week.
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Now what else
is wrong with him?
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Well, he ain't such
a good dresser.
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I think he's way
too nice to girls
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which I do not like.
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Look, I see what's going on.
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One minute he's nodding
out in the school yard
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the next minute he
comes into class
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he's climbing up
the walls!
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What do you call that?
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Come on, Mr. Kotter,
you know Freddie's
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always been
very excitable.
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He's just got a lot
of extra adrenaline.
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Yeah, and he keeps it
in his shoe.
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Alright, now we're
getting somewhere.
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Keeps what in his shoe?
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Vitamins.
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Vitamins?
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Come on, Arnold, I grew up
in this neighborhood too.
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Alright, alright.
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So now you know.
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So here it is,
Mr. Kotter
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straight from
the horse's hip.
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We was worried about
Freddie too
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so we followed him
into the men's room
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just as about he was
ready to eat a pill.
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That's circumstantial
evidence, Juan!
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Come on, Arnold Horshack!
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You saw it with
your own eyes!
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Freddie says
they're vitamins!
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And I believe him!
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That's 'cause
you're stupid.
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You don't know nothing
about medicine.
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I bet you don't even
know how to bleed right.
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Freddie says
they're vitamins!
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Freddie's never lied
to me!
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Why can't you guys have a little
faith in your friends?
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- Well, excu-u-use me!
- Well, excu-u-use me!
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I think you're right,
I think Arnold's faith
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is blinding him
a little bit.
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Guys, I gotta have
a very serious talk
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with Freddie.
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You have any idea
where I can find him?
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Well, you could try
the men's room.
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You can't miss him.
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He's the one with
the shoe off.
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- Hi, Freddie.
- Hey.
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Wh-what's happening
Mr. Kotter?
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How's it going
with you, man?
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Okay, I meant to ask you,
how's your leg doing?
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It's alright, man.
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It's gonna be alright
in a couple of days, yeah.
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Oh, that's good.
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Did I tell you when
I was on the basketball team
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I hurt my leg, too?
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That's awful, man,
what happened? What happened?
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Bench collapsed.
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They give you any
medication for that?
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Yeah, uh, the doctor,
he gave me...
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He gave me
some pills, man
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some pain pills, yeah.
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Oh, yeah?
They do any good?
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Yeah, did the trick.
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Alright, that's good.
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You know, that's serious
stuff, those pain pills.
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Some people start
taking them and, uh
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they can't stop.
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- Is that a fact?
- Yeah.
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And they get so down
from those downs
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that they gotta take
something to get 'em back up.
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You-you trying to
tell me something, Mr. Kotter?
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No, Freddie, I was hoping
you were gonna
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tell me something.
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You crack me up,
you know that, man?
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All-all people your age
crack me up.
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You know why y'all crack
me up, man?
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'Cause y'all think if
a dude takes one pill
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that he's out stealing
a TV set or something, right?
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Maybe he's in school
pretending he's taking vitamins.
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Oh, wow, boy.
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I never thought
they'd squeal on me.
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Freddie, they didn't
squeal on you.
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We're all very concerned
about you.
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Yeah, well, don't be concerned
about me right now, alright?
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Just get outta here
right now!
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Why, you expecting somebody?
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Maybe a guy who's gonna sell
you that one pill
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you were talking about?
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Freddie, when's the last
time you looked at
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yourself in the mirror?
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You're a mess.
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Why don't you just
check yourself out, Mr. Kotter?
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You are sticking your nose
in business that
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that ain't your concern.
Check that out!
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Forget my nose,
come here, Freddie
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look at your eyes.
Look at yourself!
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When's the last time
you got any sleep?
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Probably in my class.
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Look, I know
what I'm doing, alright?
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And that's my business!
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I took the pills
'cause they make me
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feel better, alright?
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Freddie, how long
is that gonna last?
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Look, I don't know
how long that's gonna last
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but that's my business,
alright!
251
00:11:58,004 --> 00:11:59,005
I don't be yelling
at you for drinking
252
00:11:59,005 --> 00:12:00,584
too much coffee, do I?
253
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,089
Yeah, but I don't stand
in the men's room
254
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,891
waiting for someone
to sell me coffee beans!
255
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,453
Look, Mr. Kotter,
just get off my back.
256
00:12:07,535 --> 00:12:10,439
Just leave me alone,
alright? Just leave me alone!
257
00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:11,918
Catch you later.
258
00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:13,460
- Wait a minute, man!
- Freddie, come on!
259
00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:14,743
See what you did
just now, man?
260
00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:15,843
Freddie, I did you a favor.
261
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,446
Look man, don't do
me no favors, man.
262
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,128
Just don't do me
no favors.
263
00:12:19,128 --> 00:12:20,791
Just get out of my face
and get out of my life.
264
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,070
And I'm serious,
you understand me?
265
00:12:36,642 --> 00:12:38,363
I can't believe
that Freddie.
266
00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:40,527
He's really
acting crazy.
267
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,786
I mean, he even
embarrassed me
268
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:44,194
and that ain't easy.
269
00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:46,298
I know, but that scene
this morning, I mean
270
00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:47,621
why would Freddie want
to pick a fight
271
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:49,510
with a traffic light?
272
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,035
Well, he said, "Nobody tells
Freddie Washington
273
00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:57,141
when to walk!"
274
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:04,223
Where does Freddie
get those vitamins?
275
00:13:04,306 --> 00:13:07,389
I mean, could you get
them at a regular drug store?
276
00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:09,933
His pharmacist doesn't
work out of a store.
277
00:13:10,016 --> 00:13:12,126
He works out of
his raincoat.
278
00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:17,286
What's the matter,
cafeteria closed?
279
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,610
Hey, Mr. Kotter, look,
we don't know what to do.
280
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:23,042
Yeah, Freddie is really
getting worse now.
281
00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,818
I know, I tried to talk
to him yesterday,
282
00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,303
I got nowhere.
283
00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:28,828
Yo, Mr. Kotter, if we
don't do something fast
284
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:30,946
Mr. Woodman's sure
to find out soon.
285
00:13:31,029 --> 00:13:32,090
Come on, come on!
286
00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:34,473
Woodman's never gonna
figure that out.
287
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:36,471
I mean, the man's completely
unaware of these
288
00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,598
kinds of things!
289
00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,444
Alright, Kotter,
what's happening
290
00:13:43,527 --> 00:13:44,987
with Washington?
291
00:13:45,549 --> 00:13:48,050
Is he on some kind
of pills?
292
00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:53,477
What makes you
say that?
293
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:56,836
This morning in
the cafeteria
294
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,755
he planted his feet
in a tray of peas
295
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,776
and shouted, "Ho-ho-ho,
I'm the jolly Black Giant!"
296
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,429
And he came up to me
and said
297
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:12,454
"What's happening in
the valley, little sprout?"
298
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,023
I don't know what
he's on
299
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:22,383
but whatever it is,
he better get off it.
300
00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,065
I mean, pills are
trouble, Kotter!
301
00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:26,309
They're as bad as dope!
302
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:31,261
Which reminds me,
I gotta see Principal Lazarus.
303
00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:36,361
Mr. Kotter, what are
we gonna do?
304
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:40,263
Guys, Freddie's got
a serious problem
305
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,518
he needs help.
306
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:44,168
But he needs
professional help.
307
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,330
Well, look, Mr. Kotter,
let's just keep
308
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:47,992
this in the family,
you know?
309
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,690
Why don't you let us
work on it ourselves?
310
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,473
Look, if you wanna do
Freddie a favor
311
00:14:53,556 --> 00:14:55,217
let somebody handle it
who really knows
312
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,193
what they're doing.
313
00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,488
Hey, Kotter's right, huh?
314
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:02,012
Let's go.
315
00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:04,237
Okay, see you later.
316
00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:09,167
Kotter's wrong.
317
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,729
Nobody knows Freddie
like we know him
318
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:11,873
so we just gotta do
something
319
00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,232
we just gotta act fast,
that's all there is to it.
320
00:15:14,315 --> 00:15:16,174
Hey, I'm sorry,
I just don't understand
321
00:15:16,257 --> 00:15:17,679
any of this at all.
322
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:23,033
I mean, all of this fuss
over a few lousy vitamins!
323
00:15:23,064 --> 00:15:25,681
Maybe Freddie's just
taking too many.
324
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:27,626
Well, I-I just wanna
check something.
325
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,906
Did I call you
"stupid" yesterday?
326
00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,152
Yeah, you did.
327
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:36,837
Good, 'cause I hate
to repeat myself.
328
00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:39,905
Come on, let's go,
we gotta act fast.
329
00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:40,929
I got an idea.
330
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:42,290
He's never gonna notice.
331
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,991
Well, what are we gonna do?
332
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,451
♪♪
333
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,014
okay, Angie went
to get Freddie.
334
00:15:50,097 --> 00:15:51,956
Now, all you and I
gotta do, Vinnie
335
00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,976
we just gotta act like
we took some of them pills.
336
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,364
Alright, but let's
get this over with
337
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:57,220
real quickly, alright?
338
00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:59,283
'Cause this pill popping
business is bad
339
00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:02,527
for my
boy-next-door image.
340
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:07,874
If you was the boy
next door, I'd move.
341
00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:12,857
And remember, gentlemen,
occupancy in that wash room
342
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:16,311
is limited to 64 people!
343
00:16:18,246 --> 00:16:20,346
Hi, little Juan!
344
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,129
Hey, Vinnie!
345
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,913
Let's go surfing now,
everybody's learning how
346
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:29,194
come on and safari with me!
347
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,401
Hey, come on,
what's the matter
348
00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:34,203
with you guys?
349
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,168
What are you, the poster
boy for Whacko?
350
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,291
Come on now, mellow out.
351
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,633
Look, I ain't acting
like him.
352
00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:42,783
Well, you gotta act
like something
353
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,118
'cause Freddie's gonna
be here any moment
354
00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:46,365
now what are you gonna do?
355
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:48,367
What are you gonna do?
356
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,912
Alright, I'm gonna be
one of them
357
00:16:49,912 --> 00:16:52,174
them druggie people,
real dumb like, alright?
358
00:16:52,257 --> 00:16:55,978
Give me drugs,
give me drugs.
359
00:16:56,505 --> 00:16:58,571
Give me drugs!
360
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,561
I like that, I like that.
361
00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,701
Okay, I'm gonna act like
I took an upper
362
00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:06,014
and I took a downer,
and I'm just gonna be going
363
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,172
sideways, you know?
364
00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:10,439
You know, just like this,
back and forth, you know?
365
00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:11,990
Alright, right, right.
366
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,173
Hey-hoo, alright!
What's happening, man?
367
00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:14,395
Angie said you were
looking for me, man
368
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,579
so like, tell me
what's happening
369
00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:18,417
'cause I got
basketball practice, baby.
370
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,774
Forget basketball
practice, Freddie.
371
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:25,472
Why don't you stay here
and get high with the boys?
372
00:17:26,638 --> 00:17:29,532
Give me drugs,
give me drugs.
373
00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:35,888
Give me drugs,
give me drugs.
374
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,397
Hey, man, I didn't know
y'all was getting high.
375
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,180
Come on, we got just
as much right to get
376
00:17:40,263 --> 00:17:42,244
stupid as you do.
377
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,544
Basketball!
Basketball!
378
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,375
Horshack get's the ball!
379
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,291
He fakes to the left,
he fakes to the right
380
00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:53,334
he dribbles in place,
he dribbles behind him.
381
00:17:53,374 --> 00:17:56,352
He goes for that basket!
382
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,532
[clattering]
383
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:05,868
Hey, Arnold!
384
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,411
Arnold!
385
00:18:07,605 --> 00:18:09,091
You're doing great!
386
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,138
You're doing real good.
387
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:15,029
Um, are you alright,
Arnold Horshack?
388
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:20,234
Never felt better!
389
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,302
Ooohh.
390
00:18:25,026 --> 00:18:27,873
I hope I didn't
hurt the chair.
391
00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:29,416
Ohhh.
392
00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:34,232
Oh, my dear friend
Mr. Basketball!
393
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:37,513
I hope you didn't
run out of air!
394
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,176
He was a real
groovy cat
395
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:43,269
until he lost his hair.
396
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,485
Oh, wow,
no wonder he died.
397
00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:51,354
He don't got no mouth.
398
00:18:51,392 --> 00:18:53,773
Give me drugs!
399
00:18:55,642 --> 00:18:57,296
Man, come on,
y'all expect me
400
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,024
to believe that y'all
took pills, come on.
401
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,126
I'm a doper!
402
00:19:04,254 --> 00:19:05,353
Come on,
look at my eyes.
403
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,219
Look at the pupils,
ain't they related?
404
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:15,061
They look perfectly
normal, sparking dullness.
405
00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:16,849
Ha-ha-ha.
406
00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:18,243
No, I'm a doper.
407
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,767
Give me drugs,
give me drugs.
408
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,461
Alright, alright,
alright.
409
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,154
Now, y'all guys,
y'all can just
410
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:25,555
knock this off,
knock it off, alright?
411
00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:27,078
I'm not buying this
snow drop.
412
00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:29,728
I know y'all didn't
take none of them pills.
413
00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:31,687
Give me drugs,
give me drugs.
414
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,646
Give 'em to me,
give 'em up!
415
00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:36,013
Alright, alright,
alright.
416
00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:39,743
Let's knock it off.
417
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,726
I mean, you can't fool
a real doper
418
00:19:41,809 --> 00:19:43,667
can you, Freddie?
419
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,251
Hey, look, man,
y'all guys know
420
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,555
nothing about it,
alright?
421
00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:47,925
Yeah, well, I know this,
one of these days
422
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,156
you're gonna have
to get off them pills
423
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,480
and go cold duck.
424
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,238
That's cold turkey, turkey.
425
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:01,629
Whatever it is,
it's for the birds.
426
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:05,872
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I call your attention
427
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,154
to the center ring.
428
00:20:09,439 --> 00:20:13,500
Arnold Horshack, the last of
the Flying Horshacks!
429
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,683
Will now... Ha-ha-ha!
430
00:20:17,106 --> 00:20:21,045
Will now attempt to walk
the length of this
431
00:20:21,129 --> 00:20:23,049
ledge here.
432
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,618
Come on, Arnold,
knock it off now.
433
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,440
What ya say?
That ain't daring
434
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:29,322
enough for you?
435
00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:32,507
Well, I tell you what
I'm gonna do.
436
00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:35,412
Arnold Horshack is now
going to jump
437
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:39,307
from Mr. Kotter's classroom
into Ms. Fishbeck's classroom
438
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,490
across the court.
439
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,292
Alright, come on,
come on, Arnold
440
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,281
knock it off.
441
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,391
Wait a minute,
wait a minute!
442
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:48,028
Let him do it,
I wanna see it.
443
00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:50,223
Okay, here I go!
444
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:51,988
Come on, Arnold,
knock it off.
445
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:53,768
You're acting like
a fool!
446
00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:56,667
Wait a minute,
I don't think he's acting.
447
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,072
Will you let me go,
I know what I'm doing!
448
00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,555
I got a right to jump,
this is America!
449
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:04,079
I got freedom to jump!
450
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,459
Oh, jeez.
451
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,003
Arnold, Arnold!
452
00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:09,224
Arnold, you alright,
you alright, Arnold?
453
00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:13,748
Oh, hi, Freddie.
454
00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,347
I think I broke
my jumper.
455
00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:20,908
Hey, Arnold, I told you
to knock it off.
456
00:21:20,992 --> 00:21:22,254
Come on,
the jig is up already.
457
00:21:22,254 --> 00:21:24,655
Freddie knows we didn't take
none of them pills!
458
00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:27,088
Maybe you didn't,
maybe you didn't, but...
459
00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:28,709
Arnold, look at me,
look at me, Arnold, look at me!
460
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:29,629
Look at me!
461
00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:31,847
What-what you take, man?
462
00:21:31,848 --> 00:21:33,308
Vitamins!
463
00:21:34,773 --> 00:21:37,971
The same kinda ones
that you take, Freddie.
464
00:21:39,221 --> 00:21:42,115
I even got 'em from
the same guy.
465
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:49,393
Arnold, Arnold,
those wasn't vitamins.
466
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,567
Didn't you know that?
467
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,879
How's he supposed
to know that
468
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:54,075
when you told him
they were.
469
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,446
Look, Arnold,
let's see if you can walk.
470
00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:00,910
We'll take you over
to the nurse.
471
00:22:00,993 --> 00:22:02,154
Yeah, let me help
you, Arnold.
472
00:22:02,174 --> 00:22:03,076
No, don't help him!
473
00:22:03,076 --> 00:22:04,972
Get your hands off him!
474
00:22:05,055 --> 00:22:06,216
You done enough
help already.
475
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,776
Come on!
476
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,744
Hey, I-I don't wanna
go to the nurse
477
00:22:10,827 --> 00:22:12,763
I wanna play circus.
478
00:22:13,852 --> 00:22:15,571
That's alright, Arnold,
we'll take you
479
00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:16,613
to the nurse,
we'll get you a nice
480
00:22:16,696 --> 00:22:18,396
big balloon.
481
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,312
- Freddie.
- Hey, Mr. Kotter.
482
00:22:40,396 --> 00:22:42,076
What's happening?
483
00:22:42,356 --> 00:22:44,038
I just came from
the nurse's office.
484
00:22:44,121 --> 00:22:46,357
In case your worried,
Arnold's gonna be alright.
485
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,283
It was just a bruise.
486
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,687
Wow, uh, they told you
what happened, huh?
487
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,373
Yeah, they told me
everything that happened.
488
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,416
He trusted me,
you know, Mr. Kotter?
489
00:22:57,499 --> 00:23:00,936
I mean, he believed
in me, and I let him down.
490
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:04,145
You're letting yourself
down too, Freddie.
491
00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:06,513
I guess I'm
pretty stupid, huh?
492
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:08,672
You're not stupid
if you realize
493
00:23:08,672 --> 00:23:11,093
you gotta get
off those things.
494
00:23:11,177 --> 00:23:12,219
Yeah, but those guys, man.
495
00:23:12,219 --> 00:23:13,740
They ain't gonna
talk to me no more, man.
496
00:23:13,822 --> 00:23:15,103
Freddie, they're gonna
talk to you
497
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,285
they're your friends.
498
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:22,484
We got a real problem here,
what do you think?
499
00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:26,799
I tell you, Mr. Kotter,
I think you could take
500
00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:30,198
these pills and flush them
down the toilet, alright?
501
00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:40,394
I got a better idea,
why don't you do it?
502
00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:45,398
Alright, right on.
503
00:23:45,481 --> 00:23:47,017
Stay cool, alright?
504
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:47,900
Catch you later.
505
00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:50,083
See you tomorrow.
506
00:23:55,715 --> 00:23:58,876
My Uncle Luther
was not only a dietician
507
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,135
he was also an inventor.
508
00:24:01,218 --> 00:24:02,461
What did he invent?
509
00:24:02,544 --> 00:24:04,285
I'm glad you asked me.
510
00:24:04,286 --> 00:24:07,750
He crossed a potato
and a sponge.
511
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,640
What'd he get?
512
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:13,127
Well, whatever it is,
it doesn't taste too good
513
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:16,113
but it sure soaks up
a lot of gravy.
514
00:24:16,218 --> 00:24:19,112
[theme song]
515
00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:26,885
♪ Welcome back ♪
516
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:30,671
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
517
00:24:30,754 --> 00:24:32,978
♪ Welcome back ♪
518
00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:37,809
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
519
00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:42,161
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
520
00:24:42,244 --> 00:24:46,513
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
521
00:24:46,596 --> 00:24:48,863
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead you ♪
522
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,475
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead you ♪
523
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,780
♪ Back here
where we need ya ♪
524
00:24:52,863 --> 00:24:54,913
♪ Back here
where we need ya ♪
525
00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:59,221
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause
we got him on the spot ♪
526
00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:01,397
♪ Welcome back ♪
527
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,093
♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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