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[Gabe narrating] Alright class, pay attention.
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Last week on part one,
the Three Do's and the Don'ts
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stunned the musical world
by winning the semi-finals
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of the State High School
Talent Competition.
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But back stage,
love was waiting in the wings
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when Vinnie met Cassy.
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He took Cassy everywhere
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into the audience,
to the candy store
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and back into the audience.
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They were constantly together,
alone.
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Well, almost.
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These are not happy Sweathogs.
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They've learned Vinnie's quit
their singing group.
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He's refusing to compete
against Cassy
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who also made it to the finals
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of the State
Talent Competition.
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Is their anger justified?
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Is he doing the right thing?
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Great lookin' lady.
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Strange lookin' guy.
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Stay tuned for part two
of Barbarino in love.
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And keep your eye on him.
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You never know
what he's gonna do
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beside being cute.
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back,
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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[applauding]
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Okay, let's get the dance part,
let's get the dance part down
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and let's try the next part,
ready?
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♪ My heart was a desert ♪
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♪ With one lonely palm ♪
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♪ 'Till I found an oasis ♪
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♪ Right here in your arms ♪
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Yeah. That's nice, whoa!
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[Freddie] I can dance to it.
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Well, uh...
Wait just a minute.
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It needs a little,
a little polish.
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But it was alright,
what'd you think?
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I've been waitin' 20 years
to get my hands
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on that trophy, Kotter.
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Now, the only chance I've
got is to follow the winner
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home and mug 'em.
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Ah, Barbarino, the man who...
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...the man who deserted
his friends.
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What are you workin' alone now?
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Vinnie Barbarino
and his trained hair.
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Hey, Mr. Woodman,
Snow White called.
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She said she's lookin'
to hire a new dwarf.
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Yeah, I wonder how much it pays.
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How ya doin', Mr. Kotter.
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How ya doin', Vinnie?
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Hey look, guys, I think
we gotta talk
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because this cold shoulder stuff
has gone far enough.
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[snapping]
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Mr. Kotter, tell 'em
to listen to me.
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Guys, Vinnie wants you
to listen to him.
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Now look, Mr. Kotter,
you tell Vinnie that
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the Three Do's don't want
nothin' to do with no Don't.
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Alright.
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Vinnie, the Three Dudes don't
wanna have nothin' to do
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with no Don't.
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You know, that's the first time
I've ever seen
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a Xerox machine
with a mustache.
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That's the first time he's
seen a Xerox machine
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with a mustache.
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Anything else you guys want
me to tell him?
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Yes, Mr. Kotter.
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Would you please tell Vincent
that his three ex-colleagues
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feel like a team
of mountain climbers
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inching their way...
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...up the icy slopes
of Mt. Everest
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when suddenly,
one of the members runs off
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with a Sherpa guide.
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Go 'head, go 'head, tell him,
go 'head.
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Okay.
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Vinnie, your ex-colleagues
feel like a team
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of mountain climbers who are
climbing up the--
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Inching their way up.
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Inching their way up
the mountain.
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The icy slopes.
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Horshack, I don't believe you
said, icy slopes.
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Mr. Kotter, I said icy slopes.
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If you don't believe me,
ask little Juan here.
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Little Juan, did he say
icy slopes?
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Well of course,
he said icy slopes.
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Matter of fact, I remember
the climb distinctly.
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My good friend Sir Lionel's
last words were
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"Icy slopes!"
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Hi, ya guys.
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Cassy, what are you doin' here?
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You're not supposed to be here
'till tonight.
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I came here to rehearse.
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Well, what do you do
for an encore?
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Have Vinnie simonize
your toe shoes?
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You know somethin', Lassie?
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Cassy.
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- Cassy?
- Her name is Cassy.
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You know somethin', Cassy?
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You shouldn't be no dancer.
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You should be an animal trainer.
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You already got Vinnie jumpin'
through your hoops.
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Why don't you guys come
over here and say that?
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Now why don't you go over there
and say it?
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Come on, come one, let's
cool it over here.
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What did I do?
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Vinnie, what are they
talkin' about?
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- What do they mean?
- They don't mean nothin'.
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What does anything mean?
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What... what does the trees mean?
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What does the leaves fallin'
to the ground mean?
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What does the ground mean?
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Oh, wise one, I've always
wondered
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what do my shoes mean?
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See, now, I can't figure out
what your shoes mean
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'cause I have a problem
figuring out what my laces mean.
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Mr. Kotter, what's going on?
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Well, Cassy, you know, after
Vinnie quit the group the--
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What? You quit the group?
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Mr. Kotter, you got a bigger
mouth than the Delores Sky.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I just
assumed that you told her.
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I was savin' it, it was gonna
be a big surprise for her.
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Vinnie, why did you quit
the group?
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You know what I gotta do?
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I gotta check and see if
the costumes arrived.
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They weren't here before,
so I'll check the...
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I'll... I'll... See ya later.
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What I did for you is the best
thing I done for anybody
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in my whole life.
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Best thing.
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Except for my mother.
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On my mother's birthday,
you know what I bought her?
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I bought her one of those
toasters with...
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...in the shape
of praying hands.
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All you gotta do, you gotta just
take a piece of bread
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you put it in between the palms.
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And it comes out light
and toasty, each one.
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Vinnie, why did you quit
the group?
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I quit for you.
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'Cause I figured that, you know,
with me out of the way
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you'd have a better chance
of winning.
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Oh, I see.
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You didn't think I could win
on my own, huh?
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Well, come on, Cassy,
I mean you're talkin' to me
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Vinnie Barbarino.
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Look, you should be happy
that I quit.
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Happy, the guys hate me,
Vinnie!
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Is that supposed to make
me happy?
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And look at you.
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You don't even have enough
faith in me
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to compete with me honestly.
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I thought you were beginning
to understand.
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Oh, forget it.
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I don't understand it,
Mr. Kotter.
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First... first I lose my friends,
and now I lose my girlfriend.
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I'm so depressed.
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Hey, Lou, give me
another egg cream.
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Don't you think you've
had enough?
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It's alright, Lou,
I'm driving.
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I'm sorry, teach,
I gotta cut him off.
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He's had six already.
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It don't matter how many I get.
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You know, I don't even care
if I carbonate myself to death.
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Matter of fact, I'd like to turn
into one big bubble and pop.
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Vinnie, let me try and explain
it to you one more time, okay?
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- Alright.
- I'll so it this way.
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Let's say these three glasses
here are the Sweathogs alright?
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Alright, now, which one
is Horshack?
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What difference does it make
which one is Hors...
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This one is Horshack, okay?
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Alright, but now wait,
that don't look like Horshack.
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That looks more like Epstein.
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It's Epstein, okay?
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Now, who's this?
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That's Washington.
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And who's this?
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Alright, that's Horshack.
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Okay, Epstein, Washington
and Horshack, you got it?
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Yeah, alright, now let me
take a picture of it.
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Alright, now these three
guys...
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Alright, but wait a minute,
I gotta take a picture
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in my mind.
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It takes time to develop.
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It takes five seconds.
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- One, two--
- Will you cut that out?
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Now, let's say that this napkin
here is Cassy, okay?
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Get your hands off my chick.
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Vinnie.
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Alright, I'm listening,
I hear you.
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Alright, your napkin
is Cassy, and you are...
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...let's say you're this spoon
right over here, okay?
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Alright, I'm a spoon.
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No, I'm not a spoon,
I'm no spoon!
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I'm a maraschino cherry.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because I'm sweet, and I always
come out on top.
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[laughing sarcastically]
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Alright, you're a cherry.
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Okay, that's you,
you're a cherry.
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Now, listen to me.
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These three glasses over here
are mad at the cherry
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because the cherry disappointed
them for the napkin.
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Now, on the other hand,
the napkin is also mad
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at the cherry because the cherry
refuses to treat
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the napkin like a person.
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Well, maybe the cherry don't
know about napkins' lib.
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Vinnie, look, what I'm tryin'
to say is very simple.
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When you quit the group,
you disappointed your friends.
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I mean you really disappointed
the guys.
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And you also insulted Cassy.
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I didn't insult Cassy.
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The cherry did.
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[laughing]
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When you make a commitment
to somebody you care about
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it's important that you keep
that commitment.
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Alright, already.
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Keep the commitment.
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I just ate myself.
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Hi, Mr. Kotter.
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Hi, guys, how ya doin'?
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- Mr. Kotter.
- How are you?
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How's ya shakin'?
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Okay.
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Vinnie?
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Here's the new trio.
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Why don't you go over there
and make it a quartet, huh?
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Go 'head?
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Hey guys, there's somethin'
I wanna tell you.
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Why don't you tell them?
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Vinnie, you gotta do this
for yourself.
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Go ahead.
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Alright, I just wanna say that
I'm really sorry
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about everything that happened.
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What?
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What are you saying, what?
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Is he talking?
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I just wanna say that
I'm really sorry.
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We can't hear you?
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- What are you saying?
- Speak up, troops.
252
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:48,935
I wanna say that I'm sorry
about everything that happened.
253
00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:51,303
I'd like to be Don't again.
254
00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,327
Just like that, huh?
255
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:55,169
What do you want me to do,
roll over like dog
256
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:57,449
beg and lick your faces?
257
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,855
I'm not that mad at you, Vinnie.
258
00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:03,280
I mean, you don't gotta
lick my face.
259
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,663
Alright, guys, what do
you think?
260
00:12:07,746 --> 00:12:09,760
♪ Do ♪♪ Do ♪
261
00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:12,649
♪ Do ♪♪ Don't ♪♪
262
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,374
I don't know.
263
00:12:15,457 --> 00:12:16,954
One more time.
264
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,819
Don't... oh,
I'm not good anymore.
265
00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,658
We gotta conference.
Just check it all in.
266
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,311
[blabbering]
267
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,504
That's close enough!
268
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,823
What are they so happy about?
269
00:12:37,906 --> 00:12:40,042
Mr. Woodman, I think you got
a shot at that trophy.
270
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,822
Vinnie's back in the contest.
271
00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:42,917
No, no he's not.
272
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,263
What are you talkin' about?
273
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,072
Yeah, what are you talkin'
about?
274
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,554
The judges found out
the original act broke up.
275
00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:50,514
But Mr. Woodman, we back
together now.
276
00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:51,597
So is the king family.
277
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,698
They're not workin' either.
278
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,141
You've been disqualified.
279
00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,354
Lou, I'm no good, I'm a crumb.
280
00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,217
I deserted my friends.
281
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,237
Now they can't be
in the contest.
282
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,382
Don't worry about it, Vinnie.
283
00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:19,248
Mr. Kotter will make the judges
change their mind.
284
00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:22,310
But I don't deserve for them
to change their minds!
285
00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:23,690
I don't deserve anything.
286
00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:24,925
Where are my Rolaids?
287
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,508
Come on, come on, come on,
take it easy, relax!
288
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:27,711
- Take it easy.
- Hey, hey.
289
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:29,783
Oh, Vincent, what's done
is done.
290
00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:32,869
Stop beating yourself
with a dead horse.
291
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,580
But I'm no good.
292
00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:38,267
Look, look, guys, I deserted
you guys for a girl.
293
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,809
But what did I care at the time?
294
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:40,971
I didn't care nothin'.
295
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,598
Ha, ha, cried my laughin' heart.
296
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:49,161
Don't listen, fellas.
That man is a raving maniac.
297
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,346
I'm a crumb.
298
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,011
Yes, I'm a crumb, I'm nothin'.
299
00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,372
Okay, alright, Vincent,
alright, alright, Vinnie.
300
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:55,415
We're convinced.
301
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:57,721
You're a crumb, you're nothin'.
302
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,283
Now, you alright?
303
00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,926
Yeah.
304
00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:05,791
Alright guys, you've been
takin' up my best booth
305
00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:06,947
for four hours.
306
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:10,004
Now, come on, I got the theater
crowd comin' in.
307
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:13,041
Oh, yeah, what three usherettes
and the projectionist?
308
00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:14,757
[laughing]
309
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,192
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
310
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,794
- Hey, Mr. Kotter.
- Hey, Mr. Woodman.
311
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:20,636
What did the judges say,
what did they say?
312
00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:22,319
Well, they were gonna replace
you with a guy
313
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,465
from Morris High in the Bronx.
314
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,749
He crack walnuts to the tune
of "Lady of Spain, I Adore You."
315
00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,152
- So, what happened?
- Yeah.
316
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:33,324
Well, we were in there
for two solid hours.
317
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:35,253
We used every argument
we could think of
318
00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:39,306
the American way, fair play,
baseball, apple pie, Chevrolet.
319
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,969
We even threw in kosher
hot dogs.
320
00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:44,692
So, so, like what happened
after you finally stopped
321
00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:45,675
blabbin' with them judges?
322
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,087
What happened?
323
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:51,414
Well guys, the judges rescinded.
324
00:14:57,692 --> 00:14:59,152
Wait, wait.
325
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:04,488
What's rescinded mean?
326
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,394
You're back in the contest!
327
00:15:06,477 --> 00:15:07,966
[cheering]
328
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,986
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
329
00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:19,842
You know, Vinnie, I'm really
glad you changed your mind
330
00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:21,704
about the contest.
331
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,807
I want you to know that
no matter what happens tonight
332
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,469
this past week with you has
been really wonderful.
333
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,772
Oh, now someone told you
to say that.
334
00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:31,315
Yeah, you.
335
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,876
And I'm supposed to be
the funny one, sit down.
336
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,016
Well, I'm learnin'.
337
00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:38,741
Alright, now I wanna ask
you something, Cassy?
338
00:15:38,824 --> 00:15:41,224
Now, out of the whole week,
out of the whole week
339
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,745
that we spent together,
what did you like the best?
340
00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:47,683
Oh, I don't know,
there was so much.
341
00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:51,017
Alright, was it the time
we went to see Uncle Sal?
342
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,449
That was interesting.
343
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:55,295
I've never been inside
a prison before.
344
00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:59,879
No, no, that wasn't Uncle Sal,
that was Uncle Tony.
345
00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:02,465
Uncle Sal, remember, he was
the one at the home?
346
00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:03,944
The one with the curly hair.
347
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,469
And he was rolled up
in a corner.
348
00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:08,383
He kept on yellin' out,
kangaroo, kangaroo.
349
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,909
Why does he say kangaroo?
350
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:15,173
Listen, it's better than what
he used to say.
351
00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:17,086
Oh, here they come.
Let's get ready.
352
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:18,582
Oh.
353
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,281
I wanted to tell you, um,
I'm gonna be real sorry
354
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,343
when it's all over.
355
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:28,471
Oh, now, Cassy, you don't know
for sure that I'm gonna win yet.
356
00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,253
No, no, no, I don't mean that.
357
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,872
But, you know somethin'?
358
00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:35,892
I really hope you do
win tonight.
359
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:40,952
Hey, Cassy,
I already did win.
360
00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:42,971
I met you.
361
00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:52,331
[piano music]
362
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,245
[applauding]
363
00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:06,367
How was that?
364
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,451
It was great, babe.
365
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:08,930
It was beautiful.
366
00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:12,004
Well, well, I found your
pirouette somewhat lacking
367
00:17:12,088 --> 00:17:13,728
in experience.
368
00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:16,975
Hey, um, baby, um, I would say
that you was rather good,
369
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,800
but Tina Turner ya ain't.
370
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,362
I guess they liked me, huh?
371
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:27,214
Like you, why your
plies were wonderful.
372
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:30,653
Horshack, keep your eyes
off her plies.
373
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:33,177
And now, representing
Buchanan High School
374
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,542
our final entry,
Three Do's and a Don't.
375
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,027
Good luck.
376
00:17:41,573 --> 00:17:43,623
Oh, good luck.
377
00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:45,686
Oh, good luck.
378
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:51,561
[Cassy] Good luck, you guys.
379
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:04,205
♪ My heart was a desert
with one lonely palm ♪
380
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,254
♪ One ♪
381
00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:13,127
♪ 'Till I found an oasis
right here in your arms ♪
382
00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,804
♪ How does he do that?
383
00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:25,230
♪ Don't keep turning me on when
I know you're tellin' me lies ♪
384
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,188
♪ Do do do do do ♪
385
00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:29,321
♪ Don't tell me this is love ♪
386
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:31,975
♪ Because you're
in for a surprise ♪
387
00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:33,847
♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
388
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,415
♪ Why don't you listen to me
sweety baby ♪
389
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:38,826
♪ When I tell you,
I know it's love ♪
390
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,030
♪ What makes you think
I'm gonna be there ♪
391
00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:45,076
♪ When you come knock knock,
knockin' at my back door baby ♪
392
00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:47,078
♪ Do do do do ♪
393
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:51,865
♪ Don't you remember
how I pleaded for your love ♪
394
00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:55,390
♪ Now now now now now
I remember all the hurt ♪
395
00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:58,802
♪ When I gave my heart a shot ♪♪
396
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:14,644
Alright, alright!
397
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,469
[applauding]
398
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,064
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
399
00:19:20,147 --> 00:19:23,520
[cheering]
400
00:19:37,991 --> 00:19:39,692
♪ Do do do do ♪
401
00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:43,609
♪ Stay with me baby
'cause I really love you ♪
402
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:49,611
♪ And that's where it's at ♪
403
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:53,968
♪ Do do do do ♪
404
00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:56,683
♪ Do do do do do do da ♪♪
405
00:20:03,321 --> 00:20:06,693
[cheering]
406
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:28,106
[bird calling]
407
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,940
Do you believe that?
408
00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:39,347
That guy does those dumb
bird calls, he wins everything.
409
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,857
Yeah, well I think he got
the judge's sympathy
410
00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:44,872
when he fell off his perch.
411
00:20:44,955 --> 00:20:46,906
You're not disappointed,
are you?
412
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:49,079
Well, maybe a little.
413
00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:50,459
How 'bout you?
414
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,506
Me, Vinnie Barbarino?
415
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:53,986
No, yeah.
416
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:58,792
- Cassy.
- Vinnie.
417
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:02,372
Alright, you go first
'cause you're the lady.
418
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,494
You're terrific.
419
00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:07,439
Oh, I shoulda gone first
'cause that's exactly
420
00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:08,577
what I was gonna tell you.
421
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:10,158
[laughing]
422
00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:11,242
Well, you say it second.
423
00:21:11,325 --> 00:21:12,228
It'll still count.
424
00:21:12,268 --> 00:21:14,368
Alright, you're terrific.
425
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,389
Thanks.
426
00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:18,634
Now, tell me why.
427
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:19,684
Don't make me.
428
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:20,667
Go on, go on.
429
00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:22,959
Don't make me tell you why.
430
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,628
Alright, you see
431
00:21:24,711 --> 00:21:28,128
all the girls I went out with,
I ended up with nothin', right?
432
00:21:28,211 --> 00:21:30,818
But with you, I got somethin'.
433
00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:33,494
Even though it wasn't
what I wanted.
434
00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:36,407
No, I mean it was what
I wanted
435
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,374
but like I didn't... I didn't
know I wanted it.
436
00:21:39,374 --> 00:21:41,455
Do you know what I mean?
437
00:21:41,538 --> 00:21:43,640
I know exactly what you mean.
438
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,264
You do?
439
00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:50,832
Yeah, and I'm gonna take
a lot of special memories
440
00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:52,273
home with me.
441
00:21:52,357 --> 00:21:55,059
You sound like a Hallmark card.
442
00:21:57,074 --> 00:22:00,455
Maybe I'll come up and visit
you on spring vacation.
443
00:22:00,539 --> 00:22:02,040
Yeah, maybe.
444
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,561
Spring's a long way off,
you know.
445
00:22:04,644 --> 00:22:06,363
So, I'll call you.
446
00:22:06,446 --> 00:22:07,907
You better.
447
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,728
You know, you're really
special, Vinnie.
448
00:22:10,811 --> 00:22:12,911
I know that.
449
00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:15,535
I think you're special, too.
450
00:22:15,619 --> 00:22:17,079
I know.
451
00:22:19,946 --> 00:22:21,446
Well.
452
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,077
- Hey, Vinnie.
- Vinnie.
453
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,620
Hey, guys.
454
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:52,923
How ya doin'?
455
00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:54,103
You alright?
456
00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:55,647
You sure?
457
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,390
Hey, think about it, Vinnie, it
could've been worse, you know?
458
00:22:58,473 --> 00:23:00,695
You might've never met her.
459
00:23:01,766 --> 00:23:03,858
You know what's funny,
Mr. Kotter?
460
00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:07,222
People come into your life, and
then they go out of your life.
461
00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:09,086
It's so stupid.
462
00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:12,790
Yeah, I know, Vinnie, that's how
it is sometimes.
463
00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:16,115
Nice goin', you rejects
from the gong show.
464
00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:23,909
You're losin' to a guy
that does bird calls.
465
00:23:23,993 --> 00:23:26,494
I'll give you a bird call!
466
00:23:32,442 --> 00:23:33,922
You know, Vinnie, what you
were just sayin'?
467
00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:35,344
I'll tell you what's
worse than that.
468
00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,586
Some people come into your life,
and they stay there.
469
00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:47,352
Lou, I got a story
to tell you.
470
00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:48,573
Listen to this.
471
00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:52,091
Gabe, when you was a kid
and you used to come in here
472
00:23:52,174 --> 00:23:54,916
and tell jokes, I thought
it was just a phase
473
00:23:54,939 --> 00:23:57,926
you were goin' through, like
some kids.
474
00:23:58,009 --> 00:24:00,751
Some kids have pimples,
some demonstrate.
475
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:03,313
You told stupid jokes.
476
00:24:03,397 --> 00:24:04,696
No, no, listen,
you're gonna like this one.
477
00:24:04,696 --> 00:24:06,276
It's really cute.
478
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,144
What does one mouse do
if another mouse is drowning?
479
00:24:09,225 --> 00:24:10,504
What?
480
00:24:10,588 --> 00:24:13,190
He gives it mouse to mouse
resuscitation.
481
00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:24,921
[theme song]
482
00:24:29,774 --> 00:24:32,651
♪ Welcome back ♪
483
00:24:32,734 --> 00:24:36,045
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
484
00:24:36,128 --> 00:24:38,874
♪ Welcome back ♪
485
00:24:38,957 --> 00:24:43,270
♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
486
00:24:43,353 --> 00:24:47,796
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
487
00:24:47,879 --> 00:24:52,061
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
488
00:24:52,144 --> 00:24:54,281
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
489
00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:56,414
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
490
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,459
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
491
00:24:58,542 --> 00:25:00,200
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
492
00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:04,422
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
493
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,723
♪ Welcome back ♪♪
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