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Julie, I ever tell you
about my Cousin Lester?
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No, and I appreciate it.
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Well, your luck
has run out.
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My Cousin Lester always
wanted to be an engineer
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on a train,
but he was kinda stupid.
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Anyway, one day he goes
in for an interview.
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And the guy says,
"Alright, Lester.
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Now listen to this, I want you
to tell me what to do."
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Train, you're the engineer,
right?
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It's going down the track,
you go around a big curb
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all of a sudden you see
coming at you
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100 miles an hour,
another train on the same track.
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Now what do you do?
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What'd Lester say?
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Well Lester said,
"Let me get this straight.
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"I'm an engineer of a train
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"train is going 90 miles
an hour around a curb
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"and there's another train
coming on the same track
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right at me?"
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Guy says, "That's right,
what would you do?"
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Lester said,
"Well, I'd call my sister."
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What?
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That's what he said,
"I'll my sister."
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And the guy said, "Why would
you call your sister?"
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Lester said, "Well, she ain't
ever seen a train wreck before."
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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♪♪
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Morning!
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Don't tell me Arnold's
absent again today?
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Mr. Kotter, Arnold's
absent again today.
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Thanks a lot, Vinnie,
let me know if you get here.
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Hey, Mr. Kotter.
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Not only has Horshack
been out of school all week
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he ain't been nowhere.
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Yeah, he's just a little
nowhere, man.
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You know, Arnold might
be staying away
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because of remarks
just like that.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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He can't hear those remarks,
he ain't even here.
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Look, let me try
and make it clear.
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Horshack takes a lot
of abuse from you guys.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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- Oh, come on...
- It's early in the morning.
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Is this a Bonzo Meretti
story?
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No, this is a Harold Lavinsky
story.
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Who's that?
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Harold Lavinsky was
a Sweathog when
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I went to school here.
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Now, Harold had big ears,
you know, that stuck out
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from his head.
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So all the guys, including me
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used to say things
like, "Hey, Lavinsky!
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You look like a taxi cab
with the doors open!"
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Oh, that's funny.
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Taxi cab with the doors open!
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That's not the point, Vinnie.
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The point is,
I didn't want to hurt Harold.
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I thought I was being cute
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like you guys don't
want to hurt Arnold
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but Arnold has feelings,
he's a person
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he's a human being.
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[tamborine jingling]
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♪ Ba-ba-bee-bee ♪
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[sing-song humming]
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[tamborine jingling]
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♪ Ba-ba-bee-bee
bee-bee-bee ♪♪
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Arnold?
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It is not Arnold, Mr. Kotter.
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My name is Abu Kareem Hassan.
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Hey, Arnold,
you're always falling
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asleep in class and all
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but it's the first time
he ever wore his nightgown.
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[laughing]
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[Arnold laughing]
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Mr. Kotter, I have found
religion.
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I now walk in
the footsteps of the master
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the great prophet...
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...the Ba-ba-bee-bee.
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Mr. Kotter,
that Ba-ba-bee-bee
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is that like
junior achievement?
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No, Ba-ba-bee-bee's
are a religious cult
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right Arnold?
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The Bee-bee's are
the only true cult, Mr. Kotter.
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It all happened last week
as I was walking
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down Ludmon Place,
when suddenly...
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[tamborine rattle]
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I was approached
by this girl.
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Oh, a vision of loveliness,
I might add.
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Who took my hand
and walked with me.
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I thought the cops
cleaned up that area.
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[laughing]
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She told me that
I was beautiful.
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Her name Kalee Kalou.
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Formerly Ms. Debbie Rothenberg
of Forest Hills.
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So what happened then?
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Then... then she took me
to the Ba-ba's holy shrine
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and I learned two things,
which I shall never forget
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love a lot of people,
sell a lot of flowers.
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Um, Arnold... Abu, could you
check your tambourine
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and sit down?
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I'd like to discuss this
with you later, okay?
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But right now, uh,
let's open our workbooks.
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- Now--
- Kotter!
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Close your workbook.
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Which one of
your animals did it?
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What?
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Somebody's painted a big
sign on the front door
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of the school saying
"Ba-ba loves the whole world."
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Who is this girl, Ba-ba?
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She must be in your class!
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It is I, Abu Kareem Hassan,
who wrote that message
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of love.
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Beautiful flowers
for a very beautiful
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person, Mr. Woodman.
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That'll be 35 cents.
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What's with this weirdo?
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Arnold has had a religious
experience, Mr. Woodman.
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He's joined the cult
of Ba-ba-bee-bee.
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Ba-ba-bee-bee?
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You mean the one who
brainwashes young people?
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My kind of guy!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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What's the matter with him?
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I think he's in a trance.
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Oh, wow, boy,
he's really out of it.
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He looks like that thing
my father's got
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in the back of his car.
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How does the place
look, honey?
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Julie, relax,
Mrs. Horshack is a woman
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with four kids.
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To her, this place
is gonna look neat.
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Well, honey, what would
you do if one of the girls
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joined one of those
religious cults?
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Okay, girls, now which one
of you tried to sell
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your mother a flower?
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Was it you?
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Did you do it?
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Yes, I think somebody
shaved your head.
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Oh, yes.
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Come on, you go to sleep now.
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You go to sleep now.
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Maybe Arnold's just
going through a phase.
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You know, when I was
a teenager in Nebraska
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I joined a hippie commune
for three days.
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Why only three days?
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I got thrown out.
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They caught me
doing my nails.
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[knock on door]
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I'll get it.
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They caught you
doing your nails...
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Mr. Kotter, hello.
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I'm Arnold Horshack's mother.
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I would've never guessed.
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[snorty laugh]
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Now I know where he gets it.
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No, I got it from him.
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Come on in,
let me take your coat.
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Okay, thank you.
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This is my wife, Julie,
Julie, this is Mrs. Horshack.
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Ohh.
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So nice to meet you,
Mrs. Horshack.
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Oh, actually it's
Mrs. O'Hara.
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I had Arnold by
a previous mistake.
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Oh, well, Arnold has
told me so much about you.
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Oh, and he's told me
so much about you too.
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And congratulations
on your double blessing.
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Oh, thank you.
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You wanna see the babies?
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Oh yeah!
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Viewing room
is right over here.
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Ohh, they're gorgeous.
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A matching set.
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May I?
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Sure.
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Oohh.
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They're so darling
when they're little.
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Oh, so pink and cute.
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It's too bad
they have to grow up.
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And tear your heart out
like my Arnold.
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You think the time
I dropped him
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had anything to do with it?
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No, um, I'm sure it didn't.
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Let me just put her...
She was sleeping.
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Back to sleep now.
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Yes, mwah.
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Oh, come sit down.
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Come on, you just
sit down over here.
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Now, between the three of us
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we will figure
this thing out.
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You're very kind.
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Dear, you should always
keep a box of Kleenex out
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you know?
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- I'll get you some.
- Thank you.
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Here you go.
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[knock on door]
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Flowergram from the Ba-ba.
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For you!
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No charge.
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- Come in, Arnold.
- Abu.
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It has come to my ears
that the mother
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of the former
Arnold Horshack is here.
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Look who it is,
my son the religious fanatic.
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Mother, you must not
ridicule something
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just because it's different.
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Isn't that what
you teach, Mr. Kotter?
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Well, I try to tell my...
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Arnold, I'm not ridiculing
you because
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I don't understand it
and it's different
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I'm ridiculing it
because it's crazy.
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Mother, please,
as the great one says
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"What is, is.
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"What was will be.
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What will be was,
but will be again."
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That's a beautiful
sentiment, Arnold.
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Make a great
bumper sticker.
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Oh, Mr. Kotter,
it's more than mere sentiment.
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It is the very cornerstone
with which I want to build
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my entire life.
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Arnold, listen to me.
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You're making a very
important decision.
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Don't you think you're
being a little hasty about it?
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Are you listening, Arnold?
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Abu.
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Arnold, this is an adult
man with a mustache talking.
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But mother, you do not
understand.
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Now I have a whole new family
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and friends who truly love me.
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Arnold, what about
the Sweathogs?
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They're your old friends,
they really love you.
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Love me?
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Love me?
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Love me, Mr. Kotter?
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They do not love me.
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What am I to them
except someone
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that they can laugh at,
that they can poke fun of
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that they can taunt and tease.
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Oh, at least
it's a start, Arnold.
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Mom, no!
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They have put me down
for the last time.
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That is why I have
come here to tell you
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that I am quitting school
and moving to
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the Ba-ba's holy commune
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00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:19,199
just adjacent to
the shopping center in Nyack.
258
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:23,838
Commune? You're going
to a commune?
259
00:12:24,842 --> 00:12:26,081
Alright.
260
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:28,647
Just remember,
when you're out there
261
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,348
rolling in the dirt,
and the wheezing starts in
262
00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:33,932
as it will,
I just pray your Ba-ba
263
00:12:34,015 --> 00:12:36,126
knows a good allergist.
264
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:39,900
Arnold!
265
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,288
Arnold, we've been
friends for a long time.
266
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:43,709
Let's talk about this.
267
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:47,136
Oh, Mr. Kotter,
words mean nothing.
268
00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:50,960
And as the great one says,
"Talk is cheap."
269
00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,205
Arnold!
270
00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,331
Arnold, come back, come back!
271
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:57,874
Arnold!
272
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,214
He's gone.
273
00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:04,006
Oh!
274
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,922
Don't cry, Mrs. Horshack.
275
00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:10,867
Mrs. O'Hara, dear.
276
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:26,315
You!
277
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,058
Horshack!
278
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,322
Why are you wearing that dress?
279
00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:33,653
And what are you
doing here so late?
280
00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:36,656
Oh, Mr. Cummins,
I am about to depart
281
00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:39,362
these hallowed halls for a place
282
00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:41,121
where love flourishes.
283
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:42,421
Ain't you a little young
to be going to
284
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,099
a massage parlor?
285
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:48,432
Ah, Mr. Cummins,
I will not say farewell
286
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,292
for we shall meet again
287
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,354
in a higher place.
288
00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:53,435
Not tonight.
289
00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:56,119
I already finished
the third floor.
290
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,383
Oh, really?
291
00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:16,947
What are you doing?
292
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,352
Let go of my being, please!
293
00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:22,315
We're gonna de-program you,
Arnold Horshack
294
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,557
for your own good.
295
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,720
Oh, you can torture me,
but I shall never
296
00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,740
reveal my mantra.
297
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:33,632
Well, nobody wants
to see your mantra.
298
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:35,977
Forget about that, Freddie
299
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,324
now I saw how to do this
on the eyewitness news.
300
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:45,102
Hey, you, repeat after me
"My name is Arnold Horshack."
301
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:49,852
No, my name is
Abu Kareem Hassan.
302
00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:51,110
What is, is.
303
00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:52,705
What was will be.
304
00:14:52,715 --> 00:14:55,435
What will be was,
but will be again.
305
00:14:57,041 --> 00:15:00,804
We you better hurry up,
I'm starting to understand him.
306
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:02,967
Now, look, Arnold.
307
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,128
We're gonna keep you
here all night
308
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:06,007
without any food,
without any water.
309
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,453
What care I for food and water?
310
00:15:08,536 --> 00:15:12,366
For I am nourished by the fruit
of the Ba-ba's teachings.
311
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:16,404
It keeps me pure
and I don't break out.
312
00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:18,869
Well, let's see if there's
any reality here.
313
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,294
Put him in there! Alright, yeah!
314
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:24,574
You're gonna live
your whole life, Arnold
315
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,259
right here in the men's room.
316
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,937
That's right, and after
we're through with you
317
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,283
you won't care what
the Ba-ba teaches you.
318
00:15:31,302 --> 00:15:32,564
'Cause when you mess
with the Sweathogs
319
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,664
your Ba-ba don' made
a boo-boo.
320
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,286
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
321
00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:41,291
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
322
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:42,887
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
323
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:44,491
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
324
00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:45,832
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
325
00:15:45,915 --> 00:15:46,916
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
326
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:48,939
What was, was.
327
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,081
What isn't, isn't.
328
00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:55,239
What you didn't do
before you did.
329
00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:01,393
My name is Abu Kareem Hassan.
330
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:03,372
What is, is.
331
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,478
What was will be.
332
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:09,264
What will be was,
but will be again.
333
00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:14,150
Arnold, what's going on here?
334
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,693
Oh!
335
00:16:15,906 --> 00:16:18,006
Oh, Mr. Kotter!
336
00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:20,932
Thank the Ba-ba you've arrived.
337
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:25,174
These boys here
kept me awake all night
338
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:28,100
trying to force me
to renounce my faith.
339
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,682
Come on, wake up.
340
00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:34,062
Wake up, let's go, wake up.
341
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:36,809
- Hey, Vinnie, where are we?
- Get up, Freddie.
342
00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,713
Come on, get up.
343
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:42,511
What's the matter with you guys?
344
00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:43,996
You can't force someone
to give up
345
00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:46,540
their religious beliefs just
because you don't like them.
346
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,822
What'd I teach you
three weeks ago
347
00:16:47,822 --> 00:16:49,481
about freedom of religion?
348
00:16:49,564 --> 00:16:51,367
Ain't no fair giving us
a pop quiz
349
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,495
in the men's room.
350
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,038
Yeah!
351
00:16:57,954 --> 00:16:59,436
Go ahead, go to class
352
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,961
I wanna talk to Arnold.
353
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,900
Your name is Arnold Horshack.
354
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:04,844
Your name is Arnold Horshack!
355
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,109
Go on!
356
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,133
Your name is Mr. Kotter!
357
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:10,980
Your name is Mr. Kotter!
358
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:15,442
Forgive them, Mr. Kotter
359
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:19,089
they are but sheep,
and you are the shepherd.
360
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,544
Guide them well
to the next days' grazing.
361
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,004
What about you, Arnold?
362
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:30,548
Abu.
363
00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:34,370
I must be going
to join the Ba-ba.
364
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,976
Arnold, are you sure
you're gonna be happy there?
365
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,864
Oh, Mr. Kotter,
may the Ba-ba bless you.
366
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:43,730
But as the Majestic One
says, "When it's right
367
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,794
you know it."
368
00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:49,790
Ba-ba watches a lot of TV.
369
00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:51,530
Arnold, you know,
I've been doing
370
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,271
a little research
about the Ba-ba
371
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:54,934
and his bee-bee's.
372
00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:56,781
Oh, and you wish to join us?
373
00:17:56,781 --> 00:17:59,393
What size sheet do you wear?
374
00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,560
Do you know that
the Ba-ba takes care
375
00:18:01,611 --> 00:18:04,272
of your clothes,
your money, all your worldly
376
00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:05,747
possessions are his.
377
00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:09,042
I am aware of the Ba-ba's
yearly garage sale.
378
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,705
Arnold, he can tell you
everything!
379
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,226
He tells you... if you wanna
get married
380
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:16,723
he tells you who to marry.
381
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,295
He tells you when
you can get married.
382
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:20,255
He tells you how many
children you can have.
383
00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:23,160
Well, someone has to tell me.
384
00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,048
Arnold, listen to me.
385
00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:28,071
Try and understand
what I'm saying.
386
00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:29,909
What about you?
387
00:18:29,993 --> 00:18:31,294
You want... is this
what you really want?
388
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,997
Do you want someone
telling you what to do
389
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,499
all the time?
390
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:37,432
Arnold, that's not
religion, that's slavery.
391
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:42,964
Please, Mr. Kotter,
you must help me.
392
00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:44,571
Why, Arnold?
You wanna change your mind?
393
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,493
No, I wanna stand up,
I've been sitting like this
394
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:49,337
all night long.
395
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,205
Goodbye, Mr. Kotter.
396
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,383
Aren't you gonna
say goodbye to your friends?
397
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,958
And let them sink
their claws into
398
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,042
my flesh once more?
399
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,609
Arnold, let's not be
dramatic, alright?
400
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,138
I think you owe them
a goodbye.
401
00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:12,321
As you wish.
402
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,202
[humming "Wake up" bugle song]
403
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:32,326
Now come on, wake up
school starts in 10 minutes
404
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:35,934
and uh, Arnold has
something to say to you guys.
405
00:19:43,004 --> 00:19:45,103
Goodbye, little Juan.
406
00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:51,034
Goodbye, Frederic.
407
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,920
Goodbye, Vincent.
408
00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:03,039
Hey, Arnold!
Hey, Arnold!
409
00:20:03,122 --> 00:20:07,518
Ah, you remember that time
I told you the school dance
410
00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:09,237
was a costume party?
411
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:11,003
- Oh, yeah.
- And you believed me?
412
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:14,583
Yeah, and you came with
aluminum foil
413
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,838
wrapped all around you
like you was a baked potato.
414
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:19,732
[laughing]
415
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:25,180
It wasn't so bad until you put
the sour cream in my hair.
416
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:30,042
I'm sorry about that, Arnold.
417
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,948
You deserve a lot better
than being treated
418
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,177
like a side dish.
419
00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:41,798
Arnold Horshack, um...
420
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,140
Hey look, um, I'm sorry about
421
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,838
all those times
that I've been ranking on you.
422
00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:51,726
You know, like that time,
you know, like that time
423
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,986
when I said that you
was so skiddy
424
00:20:54,032 --> 00:20:57,715
that you need to rent
a shadow, you remember that?
425
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,380
And then you said I looked
like a pelican
426
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:02,562
with a permanent.
427
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,072
Yeah, I'm sorry.
428
00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:07,114
[tamborine jangling]
429
00:21:07,197 --> 00:21:10,504
[male 1] Abu! Abu!
430
00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:13,486
Abu! Abu! Abu!
431
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:17,192
- I must go now.
- Wait a second!
432
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,603
I ain't talked to you yet.
433
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:24,045
Now look, I could
understand you leaving
434
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,742
to go do something
important like, you know
435
00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:29,450
the roller derby
or becoming a parking attendant
436
00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:30,513
or something like that
437
00:21:30,513 --> 00:21:32,654
you know, something
with a future.
438
00:21:32,737 --> 00:21:35,640
But this is going off
with the tambourine bumps.
439
00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:39,003
I mean, come on,
where are your scruples?
440
00:21:39,086 --> 00:21:41,808
But they want me, Vincent.
441
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,071
Arnold, do you think
that we would waste
442
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:46,955
our best ranks on you
if we didn't want you?
443
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:49,475
But they say they love me.
444
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,401
- We love you too.
- Arnold, we love you too.
445
00:21:51,401 --> 00:21:54,304
Yeah, but don't expect
us to tell you that.
446
00:21:57,148 --> 00:22:00,051
Why am I finding
all of this out now?
447
00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:03,510
When it's too late.
448
00:22:11,085 --> 00:22:12,545
Goodbye.
449
00:22:13,954 --> 00:22:15,414
My friends.
450
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:21,564
Well, I guess we were
about a week late
451
00:22:21,647 --> 00:22:23,746
with our sentiments.
452
00:22:24,513 --> 00:22:28,625
Kotter, we got 20 people in
front of the school in sheets!
453
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:33,143
It looks like a musical
laundry line!
454
00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,929
I'm running a high school
not a white sale!
455
00:22:37,811 --> 00:22:38,611
Oh, wow!
456
00:22:38,695 --> 00:22:40,899
Hey, look at all the hippies!
457
00:22:40,982 --> 00:22:42,117
Where's Arnold?
458
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,397
I don't see Arnold no place.
459
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,590
I don't know where he is.
460
00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:52,379
Bye bye, Ba-ba!
461
00:22:52,462 --> 00:22:56,087
Alright, gentlemen,
let's say you repeat the part
462
00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,813
about how you all
love me but you can't say it.
463
00:23:10,841 --> 00:23:12,444
I'm going...
I'm going back to my office!
464
00:23:12,444 --> 00:23:15,080
This display of love
is making me nauseas.
465
00:23:16,725 --> 00:23:18,667
Hey, Arnold, it's good
to have you back.
466
00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:22,112
Oh, Mr. Kotter,
well, you know the old saying.
467
00:23:22,196 --> 00:23:24,295
What is, ain't.
468
00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:27,612
What was could not possibly be.
469
00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:32,767
And what will be,
is happening right here.
470
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,703
Mr. Woodman, before you leave
471
00:23:45,786 --> 00:23:47,986
there's something
I gotta tell you.
472
00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:50,439
Not another one of
your uncle jokes.
473
00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:52,955
No, I can't think
of an uncle joke.
474
00:23:53,038 --> 00:23:53,909
This is cute.
475
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,744
These two flies
are on the ceiling, right?
476
00:23:57,906 --> 00:23:59,205
One looks at the other
one and says
477
00:23:59,206 --> 00:24:01,989
"Hey, your man is open."
478
00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:16,434
[theme song]
479
00:24:20,591 --> 00:24:23,555
♪ Welcome back ♪
480
00:24:23,638 --> 00:24:27,254
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
481
00:24:27,337 --> 00:24:29,561
♪ Welcome back ♪
482
00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:34,305
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
483
00:24:34,388 --> 00:24:38,744
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
484
00:24:38,827 --> 00:24:43,052
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
485
00:24:43,135 --> 00:24:45,098
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
486
00:24:45,181 --> 00:24:46,839
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
487
00:24:46,922 --> 00:24:48,971
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
488
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:51,104
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
489
00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:55,325
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
490
00:24:55,408 --> 00:24:57,763
♪ Welcome back ♪
491
00:24:57,846 --> 00:25:02,071
♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
492
00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:04,248
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
493
00:25:04,331 --> 00:25:05,131
♪ Welcome... ♪♪
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