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Well, you're gonna
be a daddy pretty soon.
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Who me? What do I know
about being a daddy?
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You're gonna be
a great daddy
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don't worry about it.
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You think so?
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But... I'm too young
to be a daddy.
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And much too cute.
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Don't worry about it,
you're gonna be a great daddy.
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You're gonna be as good
a daddy as my Uncle Charlie.
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Your Uncle Charlie?
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Oh, how was your Uncle Charlie
a good daddy?
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Well, I'm glad you
asked, Gabe.
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See, my Uncle Charlie
and my Aunt Tilly
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had four kids,
and they used up
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all the good names.
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Oh really?
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Yes, you see?
They used up Kermit Kotter
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and Yitzah Kotter,
you know, all the good ones.
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So they put about
15 or 20 other names
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into a hat and they decided
to pick out one of the names
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and that's what they
would call the baby.
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Well, then what happened?
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Glad you asked.
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You see, they picked out
a name and you know what
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they finally wound up
calling the baby?
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What?
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Seven and five eighths Kotter.
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[laughing]
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I think you might
be a good daddy
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but not a funny one.
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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[sighs]
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Julie!
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Julie, what are you doing?
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Why are you bending down?
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Do you want the baby
to be born with
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a bad back?
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Honey, I come from
healthy mid-western stock.
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The day I was born,
my mother plowed a field.
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Sit down, just sit down.
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I don't wanna know about
your mother plowing fields.
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I come from sturdy
Brooklyn stock
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when I was born my mother
filleted a whitefish.
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Honey, I'll be fine.
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Dr. Melmann said I'm
not due for another week.
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Sit down!
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Now, you know that,
and I know that.
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Melmann knows that,
but does the baby know that?
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Okay, you got your stopwatch?
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Yes.
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I can time myself
in the 100 yard waddle.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Okay, now listen to me,
carefully.
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If you're contractions start...
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My what?
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Contractions.
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- Say it!
- Contractions.
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Good!
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Okay, if your contractions
start, you time them.
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When they're four minutes
a part, you call me.
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If your water breaks,
don't touch the toaster.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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That's easy for you
to say, you're the mother.
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Something happens,
you're gonna be here.
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Gabe, go to school.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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But look, let's go over
our plan one more time.
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In case the time comes
and I'm not here
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I want you to promise me
if I'm not here
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the time is not gonna come.
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- Promise?
- I promise.
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Okay, but if it does come,
you call a cab
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then you call me,
I call Dr. Melmann,
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he calls the hospital,
and I meet you there.
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You got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Okay, let me hear it.
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Again?
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Julie, it's important.
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Okay, if the time comes
when you're at school
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which I promise you it won't
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I call the cab,
I call you at school
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you call Dr. Melmann,
he calls the hospital
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we all meet there!
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Yay, I got it!
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Okay, and don't forget
to bring the baby.
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I almost forgot,
I left without telling
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the baby a joke.
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Did I ever tell you about
what happened
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to my Cousin Eddie when
he was 8 years old?
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He went to a supermarket
and he saw a pregnant lady.
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He went up to her and he said,
"What's that?"
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She said, "That's my baby!"
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He said, "Well, you don't
like your baby, do you?"
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She says, "I love my baby!"
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He says,
"Well, how come you ate it?"
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And what'd you go
this summer, Juan?
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Performed great
community service
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during the old blackout.
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Yeah, what?
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I was serving
lemonade to the looters.
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Yeah, you can really
work up quite a thirst
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running around with
a TV set under your arm.
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Yeah, yeah,
hey, Freddie, why don't
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you tell her what
you did this summer?
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Uh, I hurt my back.
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Aw, how?
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Running with a TV set.
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Hello fellow eager young minds!
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So, are we all ready
for another exciting year
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of adventures and learning?
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We still got 45 seconds
of summer vacation left.
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Be cool.
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You guys notice anything
different about me?
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[Arnold laughing]
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You're shorter?
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No!
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I reached puberty.
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I always knew you had
it in you, little Arnold.
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Ah!
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I got my first whisker.
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I don't see nothing.
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Well, of course not,
I just took my first shave.
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Hey, Vinnie, wait for us!
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Pretend I don't
know you, alright?
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Hey, Vinnie, wanna go
stand under the stairs
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between classes and
do some sightseeing?
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- Beat it!
- Aw, come on, Vinnie!
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Go somewhere
and squeeze your face.
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Go on, get outta here.
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Hey yo, Vinnie, my man.
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Who's them peoples.
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That's Felis Feldman
and Benny Meretti
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the up and coming dumbbells.
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Ohh.
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It's very difficult
to believe that we
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ever looked like that.
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[bell ringing]
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I don't wanna go.
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I don't wanna go,
I don't wanna go!
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Every year you do this!
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No! No!
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Hey yo, Vinnie,
Vinnie, Vinnie!
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Now, come on, you don't
wanna be late
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on the first day
of school, now do you?
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I can't go in there,
I got left back.
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But, Vinnie!
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You are already a Sweathog
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where could they
leave you back to?
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Leave me back with
those two dumbbells
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that's what they could do.
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How could a think like this
happen to Vinnie Barbarino?
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You're no dumber
than the rest of us.
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Maybe just a little.
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Oh, Vincent, this is
such a tragedy.
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We all had such
low hopes for you.
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Hey, Vinnie, look, don't look
at it like...
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Like you're getting left back
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look at it like you
sorta majoring
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in 10th grade.
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I feel like a crumb,
you know that?
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I feel like nothing.
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I don't feel like
Vinnie Barbarino no more
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you know?
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So, come on, Vinnie,
what happened buddy?
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Remember that state test
you gotta pass on
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to get promoted,
the one I missed last year
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- Remember that?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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On account you were
out of town with business
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with the Pope.
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That's the best note
I ever wrote!
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But do you remember this,
remember that Kotter
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said he was gonna
take care of it for me?
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Alright, in the mail
I get this little note here
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and it says,
"You've been left back."
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read it and weep, look at this.
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All signed official
like and everything.
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Forget it,
I ain't gonna take it.
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I mean, if they want me
they gonna have to come
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and get me,
I'll tell you that right now.
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I'll tell you, there's a man
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with conviction,
you know what I mean?
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He's gonna make it, boy,
and he's gonna stick with it.
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Hey, now, listen Mr. Woodman.
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Julie's gonna call a cab,
then she's gonna call you
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you tell me,
we call Melmann
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he calls the hospital,
and we all meet there.
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You got it?
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I got it, I got it.
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Just one thing, Kotter?
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What?
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I hope you like
that suit you're wearing
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'cause you're not gonna
be able to afford
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another one this century.
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[Mr. Woodman laughing]
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Well, good morning
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and welcome to
a new school year!
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[in unison] Boo!
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Well, I'm sure now
that summer vacation's over
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you're all anxious
to get back to work!
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Okay, let's start with
a review of what we learned
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last year.
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Now that that's out of the way
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let's talk about this year.
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This is your new book...
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Kotter!
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Julie, Julie called,
did she call?
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No, no, no,
Julie didn't call.
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What are you getting
me all excited for?
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Forgive me, Kotter,
I'm a sadist.
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Just a little matter
I neglected.
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Principal Lazarus
asked me to welcome
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each class personally.
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Now, remember this is
not me talking
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it's the principal.
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Have a nice school year.
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It's a pleasure
to have you all back.
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I did it.
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No one can say
I didn't do it!
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Now remember clowns,
I'll be laying for you
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every minute and this year
I'll get you.
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That's me talking!
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[maniacal laughter]
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You are cheerful today,
Mr. Woodman.
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What happened, one of
your old students
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get the chair?
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That's very funny, Kotter.
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Okay, these are the new books
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I'm gonna hand everybody one.
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Now, this one's yours,
you will keep it...
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Barbarino!
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What are you doing here?
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I'm doing what
I'm always doing, nothing.
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Why shouldn't he be here?
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Because he was left back,
that's why.
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Hey, now, wait a minute,
if I was left back
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how come I've been
sitting in this seat right here?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Because you're not smart,
you don't even know
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how to get left back!
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You didn't show up
for your exams
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you didn't show up
for your make-ups
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you know where that
leaves you? Back!
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Vinnie, didn't you take
the make-up test?
258
00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,000
Why should I take
the make-up test
259
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,379
when you said you was
gonna take care of it for me?
260
00:12:25,462 --> 00:12:28,125
I did, I arranged a time
and a place, everything.
261
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,943
That ain't taking care of it.
262
00:12:30,026 --> 00:12:31,047
Taking care of it is
going and sneaking into
263
00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:33,970
the principal's office,
and fixing the records.
264
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,330
You ain't gonna do this to me.
265
00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:37,851
You ain't gonna let me back.
266
00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:41,576
- Oh, yes I am.
- Oh, no you're not.
267
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,974
Yeah?
268
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,659
Well, if you leave my
man Vinnie back
269
00:12:47,698 --> 00:12:49,776
you're gonna leave
me back too, man.
270
00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:50,859
That's right, me too, Vinnie!
271
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,617
Me too, Vinnie!
272
00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:57,510
You stand here one
more second
273
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,969
I will leave you back.
274
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,178
See, Vinnie, I'm sorry,
but see, my family
275
00:13:04,178 --> 00:13:05,484
was countin' on me
to be the first Washington
276
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,203
to get through
the 11th grade.
277
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:09,722
Look, that's alright,
I don't need you guys
278
00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:11,547
to help me get left back.
279
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:14,288
I got here on my own, didn't I?
280
00:13:14,703 --> 00:13:15,904
Well, didn't I?
281
00:13:15,987 --> 00:13:18,490
- Well, yeah, yeah!
- He has a point.
282
00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,249
He has a point.
283
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:24,075
Alright, Barbarino,
to the dumbbells, dumbbell.
284
00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:26,266
You know, this is
your failure, too.
285
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,149
Vinnie, I...
286
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,811
You crumb!
How could you do that?
287
00:13:28,812 --> 00:13:30,538
I could've been somethin'!
288
00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:31,823
I could've been somethin'!
289
00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:33,465
I wanted my mother
to see me graduate
290
00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:35,353
before she died.
291
00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:39,006
You know, she's pushing 40.
292
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:49,156
I've waited a long
time for this day, Kotter.
293
00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:50,699
I win.
294
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,422
I'm breaking up the Sweathogs.
295
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:56,664
It's like breaking up
the old Yankees.
296
00:13:56,747 --> 00:13:58,149
You thought you
had me, didn't you?
297
00:13:58,232 --> 00:13:59,591
Two outs, bottom of the ninth
298
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:01,855
but old woodman hit a home run!
299
00:14:01,938 --> 00:14:05,528
And I win! I win Kotter!
300
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:13,102
How long have you been without
your medication, Mr. Woodman?
301
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:23,480
Listen, these kids come
from deprived backgrounds.
302
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:28,027
I mean, they need motivation
not left back.
303
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,770
They banned saccharine, Kotter.
304
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,352
Give it a rest.
305
00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:34,956
Just a second, Mr. Woodman.
306
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,438
I'm sick and tired
of you coming in here
307
00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:38,741
and putting down
my students.
308
00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,323
From now on, if you
wanna see me
309
00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,506
do it in your office.
310
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:47,780
And another thing,
this is my ship
311
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:51,247
and I am the captain.
312
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:52,596
[cheering]
313
00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,354
[applauding]
314
00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,622
Good day to you, sir!
315
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,243
[Freddie] Alright!
316
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,530
Oh captain...
317
00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:13,312
just one final
interruption.
318
00:15:14,377 --> 00:15:17,560
Don't look now,
but your ship is sinking.
319
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,020
[laughing
320
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:27,888
Hi, guys.
321
00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,232
Okay, now here's
the plan, right?
322
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,093
Julie's gonna call a cab,
she's gonna call me
323
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:32,911
I call Dr. Melmann,
he calls the hospital
324
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:33,994
and we all meet there.
325
00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:34,794
You got it?
326
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:37,035
Hey, Mr. Kotter,
we got it, believe me
327
00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:39,220
we all got it.
328
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:43,596
Not only do we got it,
we put it to music.
329
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,404
Okay, now, let me see,
let me see now.
330
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,391
Now, if Julie calls
remember...
331
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:51,908
[humming da-da-dip-dip]
332
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,247
♪ She calls a cab ♪
333
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,162
♪ I call Dr. Melmann ♪
334
00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:01,208
♪ He calls the hospital ♪
335
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:05,827
♪ And we all meet there ♪
336
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:09,025
♪ Shooby-doo ba doo-wa ♪♪
337
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:18,543
Got it.
338
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:20,228
On behalf of the band
and meself
339
00:16:20,308 --> 00:16:22,822
I hope we passed the audition.
340
00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:25,553
Go ahead, get inside,
get inside, get inside.
341
00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:27,535
I don't know why having a baby
is such a traumatic thing.
342
00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:30,536
I mean, my Uncle Morris
had eight babies.
343
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:33,121
[Vinnie] I'm dying, I'm dying!
344
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,562
Uncle Morris?
345
00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:39,892
Mr. Kotter, you gotta help me.
346
00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:41,500
You gotta help me.
347
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,825
Vinnie, look, it's a very
bad day today.
348
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,870
Why don't you just relax?
349
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:47,810
I've tried, Woodman won't budge.
350
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,073
So why don't you
blackmail him?
351
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,595
What we do is this,
tell him we got pictures
352
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,498
of him and and that
French teacher doing things.
353
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,137
Vinnie, I want you
to understand something.
354
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,143
You were wrong
in the first place.
355
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,848
Of course, I was wrong
in the first place.
356
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:03,543
If I was right,
I wouldn't need your help.
357
00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:05,728
Vinnie, I can't do
anything right now, alright?
358
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:06,911
I'll do something,
but not now.
359
00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:08,408
Just go to your
new class, alright.
360
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:11,002
Just leave me alone today,
just go to your new class.
361
00:17:11,002 --> 00:17:13,104
Alright, I'll call
you later, alright?
362
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,510
Edmund.
363
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:20,812
Francis. Nah.
364
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:25,102
Garth.
365
00:17:25,185 --> 00:17:27,948
[knock on door]
366
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:34,237
Garth, Garth.
367
00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:37,852
German for man with many Warts.
368
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:40,929
Where?
369
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:43,245
Not you, Vinnie,
the baby.
370
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,931
The baby, huh,
well, that's too bad
371
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,685
but I got my own problems.
372
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:48,568
So do I.
373
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,369
Vinnie, what do you think
about the name
374
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:53,472
Maurice for a little boy?
375
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,850
- Maurice?
- Yeah.
376
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,274
That's a good name
377
00:17:56,358 --> 00:18:00,062
if you don't mind your kid
getting beat up all his life.
378
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,145
But forget about that
for a while
379
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,382
'cause I got more
important things
380
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:04,586
to talk to you about.
381
00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:05,917
Now, sit down.
382
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,225
Vinnie, don't you usually
take your problems
383
00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:08,667
to Mr. Kotter?
384
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,535
Yeah, so I usually do,
but like now there's
385
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:13,454
nobody left,
so I had to come to you.
386
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:16,035
Okay, tell me.
387
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,797
I can't.
388
00:18:19,522 --> 00:18:21,414
I can respect that.
389
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,400
Weren't you gonna
force me like?
390
00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,565
Vinnie, my mind's
somewhere else.
391
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,748
Alright, enough pressure,
I'll talk.
392
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,645
I got left back.
393
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:46,046
Hard to believe.
394
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:50,460
I know! I know!
395
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,039
Me Vinnie Barbarino, right?
396
00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:55,292
I couldn't believe it
myself when I heard the news.
397
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,252
Alright, now, what you gotta do
398
00:18:58,252 --> 00:18:59,950
to help me is you gotta
talk to Mr. Kotter
399
00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:02,378
because he don't wanna...
He don't wanna help me, right?
400
00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,199
So if you... If you talk
to him, maybe we could help...
401
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:08,367
Help it so I don't
get left back.
402
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,069
You know, do you realize
what this could do
403
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,831
to my chances of
getting into medical school?
404
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,676
Vinnie, I didn't know
that you wanted
405
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,237
to be a doctor!
406
00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:22,440
Oh yeah, I was gonna
either become, like
407
00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:25,024
a doctor or a longshoreman.
408
00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:31,131
Oh, oh, Vinnie,
I don't feel very well.
409
00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:32,214
You don't feel very well?
410
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:34,576
Imagine how I must feel.
411
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,218
You know, this is really
kinda weird, you know that?
412
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,005
I mean, a guy like Epstein,
he gets promoted right?
413
00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:40,936
And I don't.
414
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,885
I mean, don't you think
that looks should account
415
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:43,768
for something?
416
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,648
Excuse me, Vinnie.
417
00:19:45,732 --> 00:19:47,831
Where you going?
418
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,400
Wait a minute, look,
I'm upset that he
419
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,502
left me back,
but you don't gotta
420
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:54,129
leave the guy.
421
00:19:56,348 --> 00:20:00,069
Could you please send a cab
to 711 East Ocean Parkway?
422
00:20:00,269 --> 00:20:00,909
Wait a minute, wait a minute
423
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,531
don't you think
you should think about this?
424
00:20:02,614 --> 00:20:05,072
I mean, like,
marriage is really holy.
425
00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,098
Mr. Woodman,
hi, it's Julie.
426
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:11,580
Would you tell Gabe
that I'm on the way
427
00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:13,023
to the hospital right now.
428
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:14,219
The hospital!
429
00:20:14,302 --> 00:20:15,503
I'm sorry, Mrs. Kotter,
oh, my God!
430
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:17,645
I would've never told you
if I thought it was
431
00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:20,470
gonna get you sick
and all that!
432
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,702
Vinnie, Vinnie,
that's not why I'm going
433
00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:23,776
to the hospital!
434
00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:25,566
Why not?
435
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,811
Haven't you noticed
that I've put on
436
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,849
a little weight lately?
437
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,132
Yeah, that's on account
of you know?
438
00:20:32,215 --> 00:20:33,676
Yeah.
439
00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:35,803
You're ready to do
that right now?
440
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,345
Yeah.
441
00:20:40,184 --> 00:20:41,283
- Are you sure?
- Yes I'm sure.
442
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:42,909
- Are you really sure?
- I'm positive.
443
00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:46,010
Oh no, no, no.
444
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,106
Alright.
445
00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:50,078
Don't... don't do nothing
until we get to the hospital
446
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,616
alright?
447
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:53,983
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
448
00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:55,407
I can't help you
do nothing unless
449
00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:57,788
you promise you bring
up this kid catholic.
450
00:20:57,871 --> 00:20:59,331
Oh!
451
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:02,351
Alright, forget I asked
the question, alright?
452
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:07,698
This book is important.
453
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:10,525
Don't just throw it away
and don't look at it.
454
00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:14,047
Kotter, may I have
a word with you?
455
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:17,432
I thought I made myself clear,
Mr. Woodman after class.
456
00:21:20,882 --> 00:21:22,342
Okay.
457
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,042
Don't get grease stains on it
don't keep it in the kitchen
458
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,287
or it's gonna get soiled--
459
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:31,468
Oh, Gabe, captain,
requesting permission
460
00:21:31,552 --> 00:21:33,270
to come aboard, sir.
461
00:21:34,255 --> 00:21:35,715
Permission denied.
462
00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:38,138
After class.
463
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,380
I don't know what's
wrong with that man.
464
00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:43,503
He insists on interrupting
me when I'm trying
465
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:44,764
to teach my class.
466
00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:47,067
And we're not that easy
to teach even under
467
00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,195
most ideal circumstances.
468
00:21:49,278 --> 00:21:51,982
Alright, turn to page 41.
469
00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:54,254
[disturbance over PA]
470
00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:58,520
[Mr. Woodman over PA]
This is Vice Admiral Woodman
speaking.
471
00:21:58,603 --> 00:22:01,629
Now hear this,
now hear this.
472
00:22:01,713 --> 00:22:03,855
All hands on deck.
473
00:22:03,938 --> 00:22:08,404
Notify the captain
his wife is having a baby.
474
00:22:24,493 --> 00:22:26,125
This is it!
475
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,252
Now, now, the plan,
I forgot the plan!
476
00:22:30,335 --> 00:22:31,609
We didn't, we didn't!
477
00:22:31,693 --> 00:22:34,096
- Julie calls you.
- And then she calls a cab.
478
00:22:34,179 --> 00:22:36,586
You call Dr. Melmann
and he calls the hospital!
479
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:38,119
And we all meet her there!
480
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,316
Let's go!
481
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:42,336
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
482
00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:53,907
[Gabe narrating] Next on "Welcome Back Kotter..."
483
00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:56,324
Now look, you don't
worry about nothing, alright?
484
00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:57,929
I'm gonna take care
of everything here
485
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,933
you just go have
your baby and relax, alright?
486
00:22:59,953 --> 00:23:01,851
Okay, thanks Vinnie.
487
00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:05,216
Don't worry, Julie,
everything's gonna be fine.
488
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,323
Are you crying?
489
00:23:08,026 --> 00:23:09,486
No.
490
00:23:10,987 --> 00:23:13,663
I just had
an onion sandwich.
491
00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:19,327
I'm really glad about
what happened, you know
492
00:23:19,327 --> 00:23:21,290
Mrs. Kotter and everything's
it's all really turned out
493
00:23:21,373 --> 00:23:22,312
cool and everything.
494
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:24,339
- Thanks a lot.
- That's good.
495
00:23:24,422 --> 00:23:25,746
But there are more
important things
496
00:23:25,746 --> 00:23:28,450
going on in life, too,
you know?
497
00:23:29,081 --> 00:23:32,244
Like me getting left back,
I mean, it's a big problem.
498
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,445
Vinnie, I promise you,
you'll get out
499
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:34,830
of the 10th grade, okay?
500
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,530
Well, there he is.
501
00:23:36,613 --> 00:23:38,914
A man who's about
to spend his entire life
502
00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:40,679
in the 10th grade.
503
00:23:40,762 --> 00:23:42,365
See what I mean?
See that?
504
00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:43,680
Melmann, five minutes.
505
00:23:43,763 --> 00:23:45,707
Melmann, you got
five minutes...
506
00:23:45,707 --> 00:23:48,284
Gabe, I'm calling
congratulations!
507
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:49,349
What? What is it?
508
00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:53,735
You're the father
of a bouncing baby... what?
509
00:23:53,819 --> 00:23:55,499
Sit tight.
510
00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:59,179
He didn't say
what was bouncing!
511
00:23:59,262 --> 00:24:01,024
Wait a minute!
512
00:24:01,201 --> 00:24:04,182
[theme song]
513
00:24:08,338 --> 00:24:11,128
♪ Welcome back ♪
514
00:24:11,211 --> 00:24:14,610
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
515
00:24:14,693 --> 00:24:17,134
♪ Welcome back ♪
516
00:24:17,217 --> 00:24:22,052
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
517
00:24:22,135 --> 00:24:26,230
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
518
00:24:26,313 --> 00:24:30,539
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
519
00:24:30,622 --> 00:24:32,845
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
520
00:24:32,928 --> 00:24:34,630
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
521
00:24:34,713 --> 00:24:36,631
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
522
00:24:36,714 --> 00:24:38,677
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
523
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,073
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
524
00:24:43,156 --> 00:24:45,292
♪ Welcome back ♪
525
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,732
♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
526
00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:51,647
♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪
527
00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:54,693
♪ Welcome back ♪
528
00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:58,391
♪ We always could
spot a friend ♪
529
00:24:58,474 --> 00:25:00,873
♪ Welcome back ♪
530
00:25:00,956 --> 00:25:04,873
♪ And I smile when I think
how you must've been... ♪♪
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