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♪♪
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They're coming, they're coming.
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Everybody gotta hide.
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Come on, everybody
has gotta hide.
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Wait, wait, wait, hide? Hide?
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Where we gonna hide?
Hide where?
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How about if we all just
close our eyes?
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Stupid Arnold.
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- Where's the watch?
- Yeah, I got it.
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- You got it? Let me see.
- Yeah.
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- Here he is!
- Surprise!
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[students] Surprise!
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What is this,
what's goin' on here?
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It's a surprise.
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They wanted to show
their appreciation
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before the new semester begins.
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But I want you to know,
from the bottom of my heart,
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I'm absolutely opposed to it!
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Mr. Woodman, you're still
as sweet as ever.
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Don't mention it.
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Thank all of you, I mean...
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...I don't know what to say.
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Just say you'll take
us out to a movie.
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[laughing]
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You knew about this, didn't you?
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Of course I knew.
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Kids told me last week.
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I told them a party
wasn't necessary
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since teaching at Buchanan
has been a joy for you
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since the first day.
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Mmm.
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Well, let's make that day two.
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I remember that first day
when I had the pleasure
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of meeting these eager young
minds for the first time.
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♪♪
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Good morning.
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I'm your, uh,
new homeroom teacher.
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My name is Mr. Kotter.
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I am looking forward
to a meaningful
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learning experience
for everybody.
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A meaningful learning
experience, Mr. Kotter, wow!
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Tell us more!
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Oh, I'd be delighted to.
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I'll also be your
social studies instructor.
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Social studies?
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That's one of our favorites!
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Can we begin right now?
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Well, as soon as I get
your names
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I guess we'll get
right into it.
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Great, oh goody goody goody!
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Now that I have succeeded
in establishing a relationship.
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A rapport...
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...between myself and myself
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I'd like to know who you are.
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- Let us begin over here.
- No, no.
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We're gonna start over here.
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Okay, we'll start over here.
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Barbarino.
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Vinnie Barbarino.
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This is my place, and these
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these are my people.
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[cheering and applause]
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Thank you, Chairman Barbarino.
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- Who is this?
- That...
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...that is Epstein.
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The toughest kid in school.
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Voted most likely
to take a life.
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Epstein, huh?
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Juan Louis Pedro
Felipo de Huevos Epstein.
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From San Juan.
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Your mother's Puerto Rican?
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No, my father.
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My mother's name is Biberman.
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Hi, there.
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I'm Frederick Washington.
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Freddie "boom boom" Washington.
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What's the "boom boom" for?
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♪ Boom boom boom
boom boom boom ♪
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I get it, I get it.
You play the bass.
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No, man, I just like
to be doing this.
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[wheezy laughter]
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Who're you?
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He's Horshack.
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Horshack doesn't talk?
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He talks when I
tell him to talk.
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Is that so, Horshack? You need
him to tell you to talk?
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You say nothing
on your own volition?
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Tell him to talk.
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Talk, Horshack.
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Hello.
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How are ya?
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I'm Arnold Horshack.
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Which Arnold Horshack?
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Arnold Horshack, the last.
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Why the last Horshack?
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Because, uh, after they made me
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they broke the mold.
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[wheezy laughing]
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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[Kotter] Welcome to the sweathog
back to school special!
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old
place that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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♪♪
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You know something, I guess
that's the key to learning.
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Students and teachers
relating to each other
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as mature people.
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Come on, let's go.
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[gong rings]
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Hooray for Horshack!
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♪ I don't care what
the white man think ♪
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Alright. Now loosen up.
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We gotta loosen up here,
alright?
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Alright. Start to relax.
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Start to feel who you are.
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♪ I say a ba-ba-ba
bar-Barbarino ♪
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♪ Ba ba ba ba
ba Barbarino ♪
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♪ A ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbarino ♪
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♪ You got me rockin'
and a rollin' ♪
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♪ Barbarino ♪
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♪ You got me rockin'
and a reelin' ♪
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♪ You got me rockin' whoa ♪
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♪ You got me reelin' ♪
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♪ Barbarino, oh, yeah ♪
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Hey, shalom, amigo.
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[laughing]
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♪ I know I know I know ♪
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Come to me, sesame!
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Come to me, stop!
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Stop!
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I'm so confused.
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Get bent, Barbarino!
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[wheezy laughter]
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♪ G-a-b ♪
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Be a good boy.
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♪ R-e-l ♪
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Elevate our minds.
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♪♪-o-t-t-r ♪
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Kotter.
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I got a very important note
from home here.
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Mr. Kotter.
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I got a note explaining
my absenteeism.
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Hey, Mr. Kotter.
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I got a note.
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What's all this?
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Those are the notes
covering my absenteeism
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for the rest of my life!
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[laughing]
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Stella!
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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪
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Hi there.
Hi there.
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Hi there.
Hi there.
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Hi there.
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Hi there.
Hi there.
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Hi there.
Hi there.
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One, two, three,
four, five, six
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seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Ow!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh!
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[blows whistle]
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I'm so confused!
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[grunting]
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[all] Good morning, Mr. Kotter.
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We're all in our places
with bright, shining faces.
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Ahh!
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♪ For what is a man ♪
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- What has he got...
- Got to be later Mr. Woodman.
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- ...if by himself.
- Thank you very much.
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- Thank you.
- He got nothing. Not a thing.
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- Thank you.
- He'll only fail.
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I'm not the worst.
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The one who kneels!
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[theme music]
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Hey, um, hey, um, Mrs. Kotter.
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Remember the time
you got pregnant
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and your husband
abandoned you? Remember that?
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What are you talking about
abandoned, Freddie
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I was at a teacher's
convention for two days.
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Well, that's what I said.
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Abandoned.
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Who rushed to
your side to help?
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Help?
Is that what it was?
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey!
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[clatter]
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[screams]
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Alright!
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- Turn it off!
- I'm trying!
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Ahh!
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We're being attacked
by Laurence Welk!
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Turn it off, dude!
Turn it off!
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[Epstein] Turn it off, Arnold!
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Surprise!
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♪♪
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[laughter]
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Yeah, if we're learning to be
mature adults, Mr. Kotter
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it's only because of you.
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I mean, you're giving us
the big time
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perfect example
of the role model.
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A man that has it
all together, alright.
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Good morning, boys and girls.
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I am a social studies robot.
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Taxation without
representation, huh, huh?
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Alright? Take this!
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And so, with the fall
of Czar Nicholas
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and the rise
of the socialist proletariat
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the Russian revolution,
had come to a close. The end.
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Did you hear about
the 500-pound parrot?
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He says, "Polly wants
a cracker, now."
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♪ And when it's
twelve o' clock ♪
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♪ We climb the stairs ♪
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♪ We never knock ♪
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♪ 'Cause nobody's there ♪
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♪ Just me ♪
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♪ And my shadow ♪
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♪ All alone with me... ♪
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Yeah, we're all alone, we're...
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♪ Bum-bum-bum
bum-bum-bum ♪
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♪ bum-bum-bum
bum-bum-bum ♪
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♪ You'll be swell ♪
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♪ You'll be great ♪
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♪ You're gonna have
the whole world on a plate ♪
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Horshack, you say
you're not satisfied.
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You say you want more
for your money.
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Alright, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
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With each and every test
comes a coupon
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entitling the bearer
to a five-pound wedge
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of fachamatta
mozzarella cheese.
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[blows raspberry]
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Ehhh.
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Wa-wa-wa.
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♪ Once I built a railroad ♪
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♪ Now it's dark ♪
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♪ Buddy, can you spare a dime ♪
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He's losing control, somebody do
something, it's embarrassin'.
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You see this? This is what
I was talkin' about.
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This is the power of the press.
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Exposing corruption,
unseating the mighty
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and bringing them before
the bar of justice!
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See, he's out of control again.
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Thank you, Arnold,
how this elephant
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got in my pajamas,
I'll never know.
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Oh, yes.
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Used by a woman once again.
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Well, look, you're
a very interesting group of kids
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and I'd love to go on
talkin to ya forever
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but it's time to play
let's go to school.
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Nya nya nya nya.
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I searched here,
and I searched there.
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I'm searchin' for
my Shanghai ale.
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Hello.
264
00:13:39,309 --> 00:13:40,853
How are ya?
265
00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:43,563
I'm Arnold Horshack.
266
00:13:43,646 --> 00:13:46,018
[wheezy laughter]
267
00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:50,240
Now this is Epstein,
the refried matzo ball king.
268
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,347
What are you doing, Kotter?
269
00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:54,845
Groucho.
270
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,561
Well, my memory
is excellent, Mr. Kotter.
271
00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:04,146
And I never will
forget the time
272
00:14:04,146 --> 00:14:06,267
you helped me rescue
my manhood.
273
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:07,510
Did I succeed?
274
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,925
[laughing]
275
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:11,799
All my life, people have been...
276
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,241
...trying to push me aside.
277
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:16,982
"Arnold, go to your room."
278
00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:19,067
"Arnold, go outside and play."
279
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,438
"Arnold, we'll meet
you after school."
280
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,666
Mr. Kotter.
281
00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:26,887
I'm tired of being pushed aside.
282
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,693
I understand, Arnold.
283
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,123
But there are other ways
to prove you're a man
284
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:34,428
besides fighting
a big stark like Carvelli.
285
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,308
Mr. Kotter, sometimes a man
286
00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:39,012
has to stand up for himself
287
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,462
even though he knows he's gonna
land flat on his back.
288
00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:44,743
Haven't you ever felt like that?
289
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:51,556
Arnold, if you really think
that you have to do this...
290
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,678
...I'm behind you.
291
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,467
Mr. Kotter, how can I take
292
00:14:57,467 --> 00:15:00,131
this report card home
and show it to my mother?
293
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:02,492
That woman's a Saint.
294
00:15:02,575 --> 00:15:05,199
I remember,
your mother the Saint.
295
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,464
You're gonna be upset, huh?
296
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:09,988
You probably got no idea
what it feels like
297
00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:11,941
to get hit with beads.
298
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,437
Vinnie.
299
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,520
Do you think that
I enjoy failing you?
300
00:15:21,603 --> 00:15:24,845
Yeah. That's how you teachers
get your jollies.
301
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:29,129
Well, I don't. Vinnie,
you shouldn't be failing.
302
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:30,831
You're a kid with brains.
303
00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:32,313
Look, man, if you don't
get it together
304
00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:34,311
you're gonna get left back.
305
00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:36,615
And how would your
mother like that?
306
00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:38,943
Oh, no, she wouldn't like that.
307
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:42,449
Vinnie, I wanna help you,
I just don't know what to do.
308
00:15:42,532 --> 00:15:44,832
Hey, how about if
I got you a tutor?
309
00:15:44,915 --> 00:15:46,696
Somebody to work with
you after school?
310
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,682
Hey, believe me,
it's not gonna be that bad.
311
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,258
[sighs]
312
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,070
Alright.
313
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,850
But is there any way we could
do this without books?
314
00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,482
You know what I see
when I look at you?
315
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,349
I see a sensitive,
bright, energetic kid
316
00:16:04,349 --> 00:16:06,472
that has a lot more
goin' for him than muscle.
317
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:07,808
Oh, you see that? Where?
318
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,695
Where's that guy, show me where.
319
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:13,059
I'll show you where
that guy is.
320
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:15,382
That guy is in here.
321
00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:17,785
And that guy is in here.
322
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:19,970
Yeah, well, how about
right here?
323
00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:23,951
There's nothing in there, Juan.
324
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,998
It's empty.
325
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,411
Nothing.
326
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:33,355
[in a different accent]
However you are going
to meet a tall, dark stranger.
327
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,664
Face it Washington,
you're not that good.
328
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,009
There are guys right here
329
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,833
in Buchanan who are
better than you.
330
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,156
- Yeah, like who? Who?
- Who?
331
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,060
- Who? Who?
- Who? Who?
332
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,622
- Me.
- You?
333
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,348
Hey, man, you better
stay away from that blackboard
334
00:16:47,348 --> 00:16:50,913
I think you must have sniffed
too much of that chalk dust.
335
00:16:50,996 --> 00:16:53,477
Hey, I'm serious, Freddie,
basketball's my game.
336
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,143
And I'm challenging you,
one on one.
337
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,927
Just you, me,
and the basketball court.
338
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,227
Hey, Mr. Kotter, I mean,
you outta shape, man.
339
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,462
Dig yourself, man.
340
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,472
If you was a building...
341
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,355
...you'd be condemned.
342
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,962
3:15 today, 20-point game.
343
00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,080
Okay Mr. Kamikaze.
344
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,089
Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is?
345
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,132
Twenty bucks say I win.
346
00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:21,378
Hey, you know I'm not
gonna play you for money.
347
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:24,701
Hey, I tell you what
I'm gonna do.
348
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,124
If I win,
you take the make-up test.
349
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:32,405
And if I win, you pass me.
350
00:17:32,488 --> 00:17:33,590
I can't do that.
351
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:36,653
Hey, you can do anything, man,
you the teacher.
352
00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,496
You got a bet.
353
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:45,150
Okay, take it easy, tiger.
354
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:48,169
Get your wind back,
you'll be alright in a minute.
355
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,712
Why?
356
00:17:51,682 --> 00:17:53,601
What's that noise, Kotter?
357
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,145
Reena, oy!
358
00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,958
It's my father's noise.
359
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,499
[knocks on door]
360
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:04,376
Hey, coach,
is Mr. Kotter here?
361
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,682
Yes, he's on the couch,
lying in state.
362
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:12,727
Hey, you mind if I talk
to him alone for a minute?
363
00:18:12,811 --> 00:18:14,493
Not at all,
but you better hurry.
364
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,134
I don't think he has
much more time.
365
00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:23,364
Hi there.
366
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:27,205
Least you could do is sweat.
367
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,334
I did.
368
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,138
Hey, look, I'm ready
to take that make-up test
369
00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:35,436
if you still want me to.
370
00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:37,301
Hey, I'm not welsher.
371
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,423
You win.
372
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:40,505
You beat me 20 to 16, you pass.
373
00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:42,231
No, man, that was no
beat man, you scored
374
00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:44,370
16 points off of me,
I mean, you.
375
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:47,376
I mean, you're almost
twice my age, man.
376
00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:49,216
I mean, you old
enough to be my--
377
00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:50,748
Older cousin.
378
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:55,836
Look, I've been thinking.
379
00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:58,139
Maybe I don't have that contract
all sewn up with the Knicks yet
380
00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:01,204
but... I just think I'd better
be coverin' all my bases.
381
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:04,125
I think that's
a smart move, Freddie.
382
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,172
You know, man,
you something else.
383
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:08,559
I mean, you really surprised me
down there today.
384
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:09,681
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
385
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:10,740
you still play pretty good
386
00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:13,020
you still got it.
387
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,868
Yeah, I got it.
388
00:19:17,402 --> 00:19:20,038
But I can't get it
off the couch.
389
00:19:21,888 --> 00:19:23,989
That was a real nice thing
you did, you know that?
390
00:19:24,071 --> 00:19:26,036
I can't think of anybody else
who could've, like
391
00:19:26,036 --> 00:19:29,194
you know, like, done that kind
of thing with our talents.
392
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:30,821
Hey, you know, it's mutual.
393
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,224
I mean, I learn a lot
from you guys, too.
394
00:19:33,307 --> 00:19:36,092
It's like one hand
washes the other.
395
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,273
Not in my family.
396
00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:42,178
Hey, listen, thanks to the
sweathogs, I'm here today.
397
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:44,131
Remember the day
I almost got fired?
398
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,014
[all] Oh, yeah.
399
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:48,040
Ah, what a wonderful
day that was.
400
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:55,850
I think that they
should be here.
401
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,867
Make way for the painting
painter men.
402
00:20:04,363 --> 00:20:06,065
Just a moment.
403
00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:07,324
There's a meeting going on here.
404
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,484
Hey, maka.
405
00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:10,487
When you hire the Linguini
brothers to work
406
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,671
the Linguini brothers will work.
407
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,254
Hey, right, Luizio?
408
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,623
- That's right, Guido.
- Alright.
409
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,874
This is absurd, what could be
more ridiculous than this?
410
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,065
♪ Oh Salomiya ♪
411
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,503
♪ Oh Salomiya ♪
412
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,761
♪ Da, da-da-da ♪
413
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:33,304
Kotter.
414
00:20:33,907 --> 00:20:35,727
I know that face.
415
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,224
What?
416
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,332
That's you, Barbarino!
417
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,278
Where?
418
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,109
Barbarino.
419
00:20:46,192 --> 00:20:48,027
Are you in there alone?
420
00:20:50,237 --> 00:20:51,636
Mr. Kotter.
421
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:54,221
Are these your students?
422
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,955
Yes, these are my sweathogs.
423
00:20:58,547 --> 00:21:00,827
That's mo, Larry, curly.
424
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,367
And that's Raquel.
425
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,648
Mr. Kotter, is there anything
you'd like to say
426
00:21:06,696 --> 00:21:08,456
in your own behalf?
427
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:09,954
Certainly.
428
00:21:11,993 --> 00:21:13,647
Ms. Reilly, I'm a teacher.
429
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,073
That's what it says
on my locker.
430
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,915
"Mr. Kotter, teacher."
431
00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:19,701
And I'm teachin' a group of kids
known as sweathogs.
432
00:21:19,784 --> 00:21:21,728
Now contrary to popular opinion
433
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,550
sweathogs are not dumb.
434
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,537
I mean, a dumb person
does not think of a way
435
00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,906
to make it rain
in the gymnasium.
436
00:21:29,186 --> 00:21:31,026
I did that.
437
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,770
Unfortunately,
normal teaching methods
438
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,551
don't seem to work
for these kids.
439
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:40,571
I mean, if they did, well,
then they wouldn't be sweathogs.
440
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:41,567
Don't you see?
441
00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,984
They're gonna have to survive in
the world of the future.
442
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,088
And if they learn how to learn
443
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,934
well then they'll
be able to survive anywhere.
444
00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:53,125
Copies of this speech
can be obtained
445
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,507
by writing farkle press...
446
00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:58,078
[applause]
447
00:22:01,205 --> 00:22:02,555
Guys, I don't know what to say.
448
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:04,480
I'm-I'm overwhelmed.
449
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,003
And underpaid.
450
00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:08,167
Just a little joke,
Mr. Woodman.
451
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,964
[all laughing]
452
00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,309
You know, this is great,
you know, talking about
453
00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:12,950
memories and all that stuff,
but I mean
454
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,494
I think it will be nice
if we went to see
455
00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,092
that movie that you promised us.
456
00:22:16,175 --> 00:22:17,675
[all] Yeah.
457
00:22:17,895 --> 00:22:19,177
I mean, after all,
you should pay us
458
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:20,738
back for the watch
we're gonna give you.
459
00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:24,115
Ah, Vincent, you're giving
away the surprise here.
460
00:22:24,198 --> 00:22:25,359
What are you talkin' about?
461
00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:28,167
I don't know any surprise,
I knew about it for a week.
462
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,573
A watch, you got me a watch?
463
00:22:29,573 --> 00:22:32,219
Well, you shouldn't have.
464
00:22:32,239 --> 00:22:33,633
Yeah, well, we didn't.
465
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,046
We sent these lady sweathogs out
to buy something nice
466
00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:38,094
and that's what
they came back with.
467
00:22:38,114 --> 00:22:41,301
So here you go, Mr. Kotter, now,
don't worry about droppin' it.
468
00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:42,865
Oh, is it shock resistant?
469
00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:44,846
Nah, it's cheap.
470
00:22:45,818 --> 00:22:47,502
Hey, but that's the best watch
471
00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:49,743
that $5.75 can buy.
472
00:22:50,861 --> 00:22:52,994
Well, look,
doesn't matter how much it cost.
473
00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:54,471
It's the thought that counts.
474
00:22:54,554 --> 00:22:57,003
Hey, you guys, for Mr. Kotter!
475
00:22:57,004 --> 00:22:59,591
- Oh yeah.
- Hip-hip hooray!
476
00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:01,263
- Hip-hip hooray!
- Hooray!
477
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,722
Hip-hip...
478
00:23:17,051 --> 00:23:18,511
Hey.
479
00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:21,327
You know, you know, this
reminds me of a little story
480
00:23:21,410 --> 00:23:22,665
my Uncle Morris once told me.
481
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:24,208
[students] Oh.
482
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,399
Just take it easy
with the stories, man.
483
00:23:32,483 --> 00:23:33,662
Mr. Woodman,
did I ever tell you the story
484
00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:34,850
about my Uncle Morris?
485
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:37,657
You see one time he was...
486
00:23:37,658 --> 00:23:39,613
♪ Welcome back ♪
487
00:23:39,696 --> 00:23:43,355
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
488
00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:45,488
♪ Welcome back ♪
489
00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:50,032
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪♪
490
00:23:50,707 --> 00:23:53,296
[theme song]
491
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,547
♪ Welcome back ♪
492
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:04,289
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
493
00:24:04,372 --> 00:24:06,553
♪ Welcome back ♪
494
00:24:06,636 --> 00:24:11,340
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
495
00:24:11,423 --> 00:24:15,605
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
496
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:20,088
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
497
00:24:20,171 --> 00:24:22,438
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
498
00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:24,178
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
499
00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:26,398
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
500
00:24:26,481 --> 00:24:28,488
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
501
00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:32,666
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
502
00:24:32,749 --> 00:24:34,885
♪ Welcome back ♪
503
00:24:34,968 --> 00:24:39,194
♪ Welcome back
welcome back welcome back ♪
504
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:41,326
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
505
00:24:41,409 --> 00:24:43,851
♪ Welcome back ♪
506
00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:47,855
♪ We always could
spot a friend ♪
507
00:24:47,938 --> 00:24:50,248
♪ Welcome back ♪
508
00:24:50,331 --> 00:24:54,818
♪ And I smile when I think
how you must've been ♪
509
00:24:54,901 --> 00:24:59,127
♪ And I know what a scene
you were learnin' in ♪
510
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:00,010
♪ What the... ♪♪
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