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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,310 --> 00:00:03,089 Julie, I ever tell you about my cousin Shermie? 2 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:05,768 Never said anything till he was nine years old. 3 00:00:05,851 --> 00:00:07,294 No, I never heard about that one. 4 00:00:07,377 --> 00:00:10,140 This is a true story, it amazed medical science. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,999 This young boy never said anything 6 00:00:12,082 --> 00:00:13,524 till he was nine years old. 7 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,787 All of a sudden one day he comes down for breakfast. 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,826 My Uncle Max looks at him, he says 9 00:00:17,909 --> 00:00:19,768 "Cereal cold." 10 00:00:20,372 --> 00:00:21,911 My Uncle Max said, "What did you say?" 11 00:00:21,994 --> 00:00:23,814 "Cereal cold." 12 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:26,256 Says, "Shermie, for nine years you didn't say anything. 13 00:00:26,339 --> 00:00:27,897 "How come all of a sudden this morning you say 14 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:29,519 cereal cold?" 15 00:00:29,602 --> 00:00:31,213 Shermie says, "Well, up till now 16 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,365 everything had been all right." 17 00:00:36,585 --> 00:00:39,958 [theme music] 18 00:00:44,418 --> 00:00:47,078 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 19 00:00:47,161 --> 00:00:50,908 ♪ Your dreams were your ticket out ♪ 20 00:00:50,991 --> 00:00:53,040 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 21 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:57,828 ♪ To that same old place that you laughed about ♪ 22 00:00:57,911 --> 00:01:00,004 ♪ Well the names have all changed ♪ 23 00:01:00,087 --> 00:01:02,224 ♪ Since you hung around ♪ 24 00:01:02,307 --> 00:01:04,269 ♪ But those dreams have remained ♪ 25 00:01:04,352 --> 00:01:06,706 ♪ And they've turned around ♪ 26 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:08,969 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya ♪ 27 00:01:09,051 --> 00:01:10,709 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya ♪ 28 00:01:10,792 --> 00:01:12,641 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 29 00:01:12,641 --> 00:01:14,647 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 30 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:18,912 ♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 31 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,958 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 32 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:26,524 ♪ Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back ♪♪ 33 00:01:29,483 --> 00:01:30,943 ♪♪ 34 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:44,651 - What's happenin'? - Hey, Boom Boom. 35 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,663 Hi, there. 36 00:01:53,627 --> 00:01:55,627 Hey, Freddie, um... 37 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,364 I was wonderin' if you could go 38 00:01:57,413 --> 00:01:59,850 to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me Saturday night. 39 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:01,135 - Saturday night? - Yeah. 40 00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:02,439 Well, let me see, I'm not sure 41 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,544 if I might be free then, you know? 42 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:10,031 See I might have to stay home and wash my hair. 43 00:02:10,594 --> 00:02:12,356 Okay, Freddie. 44 00:02:12,493 --> 00:02:14,618 You got two choices Saturday night. 45 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,005 Either you go to the dance with me 46 00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:20,226 or you go to the hospital alone. 47 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:23,175 Vernajean, I'd love to take you to the dance any time. 48 00:02:23,175 --> 00:02:25,590 I thought so. 49 00:02:25,761 --> 00:02:27,798 Girls askin' guys out. 50 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,346 I think the whole thing is stupid. 51 00:02:30,429 --> 00:02:32,770 You know when they should be able to ask us out? 52 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,529 When they can get us in trouble. 53 00:02:38,722 --> 00:02:40,922 Hey, let me get this straight, now. 54 00:02:41,005 --> 00:02:45,767 Any girl can ask any guy out on Sadie Hawkins day? 55 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:47,732 - You got it, Arnold. - I see. 56 00:02:47,815 --> 00:02:49,275 Hi, boys. 57 00:02:49,698 --> 00:02:52,058 Ready for the dance Saturday night? 58 00:02:52,141 --> 00:02:54,556 [coughing] 59 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:03,095 Juan, here, I wrote this note for you. 60 00:03:03,178 --> 00:03:04,520 - Let's check it out. - What's in the note? 61 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,892 [indistinct chatter] 62 00:03:17,187 --> 00:03:19,149 Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on? 63 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,855 - Epstein got a note. - Hey, come on! 64 00:03:21,855 --> 00:03:25,698 So, big deal. Epstein's always got a note. 65 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:29,833 When he was born he had a note explaining why he was late. 66 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:32,185 Yeah, but Mr. Kotter, this is a note to Epstein. 67 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:34,087 Oh, wait, wait, wait, if it's a note to Epstein 68 00:03:34,087 --> 00:03:37,177 then it's Epstein's own personal property. 69 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,603 Unless he wants to share it with us. 70 00:03:40,673 --> 00:03:42,875 Hey! You guys are my friends, right? 71 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:44,075 - Come on. - Right, let's check it out. 72 00:03:44,076 --> 00:03:46,663 Come on, what does it say? 73 00:03:46,664 --> 00:03:48,237 "Dear Juan 74 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,059 roses are red, violets are blue 75 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:53,384 my kid wants to date a Puerto Rican Jew." 76 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:57,949 Signed Juanita Levine's mother. 77 00:03:58,032 --> 00:03:59,332 Yeah, looks like you got a date, Juan. 78 00:03:59,393 --> 00:04:01,525 Okay, come on, sit down. 79 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,676 Let's take attendance. 80 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,141 - Anderson is here... - Kotter, hide me! 81 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:09,362 Hide me quick. 82 00:04:09,445 --> 00:04:12,882 What's the matter, Mr. Woodman? Missed a payment on your tie? 83 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,419 No, it's worse than that. Miss Fishbeck is trailing me. 84 00:04:17,503 --> 00:04:20,406 She's gonna ask me to go to that dance. 85 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:32,123 Mr. Woodman, if there's one thing you are not 86 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:34,307 it's a sweathog. 87 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:36,811 Uh, Mr. Woodman? 88 00:04:37,055 --> 00:04:38,736 Hi, there. 89 00:04:40,994 --> 00:04:42,756 What's wrong with Miss Fishbeck? 90 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,125 What's wrong with miss Fishbeck? 91 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,204 Nothin' that a big brown paper bag over 92 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,509 her head wouldn't cure. 93 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,574 You know, Mr. Woodman, you'd probably be better off 94 00:04:53,654 --> 00:04:57,796 stayin' home and playin' strip solitaire. 95 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,301 Epstein, get bent. 96 00:05:01,549 --> 00:05:03,943 [laughing] 97 00:05:04,026 --> 00:05:05,226 Check it for me will you, Kotter? 98 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:07,089 See if the coast is clear. 99 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:09,326 I don't believe it. 100 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,503 Alright, Louis, you can make a run for it. 101 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:18,630 Thanks, Kotter. I guess this is it. 102 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,089 Goodbye. 103 00:05:21,231 --> 00:05:25,577 So, um, Vinnie, who you goin' with to the dance? 104 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:29,462 Well, I ain't decided yet who I'm gonna let take me. 105 00:05:29,545 --> 00:05:32,689 I may have to hold a raffle. 106 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:35,285 Yeah, the, uh, winner gets a turkey. 107 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,783 [laughing] 108 00:05:41,314 --> 00:05:46,323 Well, I think that the Sadie Hawkins idea is a terrific one. 109 00:05:46,406 --> 00:05:51,150 It is high time the tables were turned 110 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:53,236 and girls found out what it feels like 111 00:05:53,237 --> 00:05:55,998 to get turned down for a date. 112 00:05:56,082 --> 00:05:58,844 I am not easy. 113 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:01,364 Hey, Arnold? 114 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,712 Oh yes, yes! A thousand times yes! 115 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:06,711 I would love to go to the dance with you. 116 00:06:06,738 --> 00:06:09,763 We'll dance the night away. 117 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:13,875 Arnold, I just wanted to borrow your pencil. 118 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,225 Oh. 119 00:06:19,764 --> 00:06:21,224 So here. 120 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,188 Well, Arnold 121 00:06:24,271 --> 00:06:26,110 I take it you don't have a date yet. 122 00:06:26,193 --> 00:06:29,331 Oh, don't be ridiculous! 123 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:33,580 Mr. Kotter, could I rent the missus for Saturday night? 124 00:06:33,664 --> 00:06:36,971 Hey, Arnold, give me a break! I mean, she still might ask me. 125 00:06:37,031 --> 00:06:38,542 [bell ringing] 126 00:06:38,626 --> 00:06:40,890 - Alright. - Wait up, wait up. 127 00:06:40,973 --> 00:06:43,473 - Come on, Epstein. - See you. 128 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:46,380 Don't forget your social studies homework. 129 00:06:46,463 --> 00:06:49,066 Mr. Kotter, even though I think this whole Sadie Hawkins thing 130 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:50,762 is a stupid idea, 131 00:06:50,772 --> 00:06:52,493 I think I should give Arnold a few pointers 132 00:06:52,576 --> 00:06:56,418 on gettin' a date. Come over here, come over. 133 00:06:56,501 --> 00:07:01,407 Now, first thing you gotta do is the Vinnie Barbarino look. 134 00:07:01,491 --> 00:07:04,450 Okay, your hair, for instance, very casual. 135 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:08,146 It should look like it's being blown by unseen winds. 136 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:15,643 - How's that? - Yeah, that looks better. 137 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,268 Alright, the second is the Vinnie Barbarino stance, okay? 138 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:20,918 Now when you're with a girl, you don't wanna let her know 139 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:24,333 that you're there, right? Very nonchalant, okay? 140 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:27,528 Keep your eyes closed, stand in the corner. 141 00:07:33,749 --> 00:07:35,849 Vinnie, you're gonna give yourself a third-degree 142 00:07:35,932 --> 00:07:37,932 corduroy burn. 143 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,609 Alright, now loosen up. 144 00:07:43,692 --> 00:07:46,112 We gotta loosen up here, alright? 145 00:07:46,195 --> 00:07:48,697 Alright, start to relax. 146 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,898 Start to feel who you are. 147 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,336 ♪ Say Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbarino ♪ 148 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:03,165 ♪ A-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Babarino ♪ 149 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:05,733 ♪ A-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbarino ♪ 150 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:07,649 ♪ You got me rockin' and a rollin' and a boppin' ♪ 151 00:08:07,731 --> 00:08:09,241 ♪ and a... Barbarino ♪♪ 152 00:08:09,324 --> 00:08:12,419 Vinnie. Earth to Vinnie! 153 00:08:12,502 --> 00:08:16,875 Earth to Vinnie! Come in, Vinnie. 154 00:08:24,239 --> 00:08:27,964 I'm sorry, Arnold, I got carried away with myself. 155 00:08:28,047 --> 00:08:30,766 I think your pants are under arrest. 156 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:36,236 - Do you want me to try that? - Yeah, would you do that? 157 00:08:36,319 --> 00:08:38,300 Yeah, go on. 158 00:08:41,226 --> 00:08:44,368 Start to feel who you are. 159 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:50,522 ♪ I said Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Horshack ♪ 160 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:53,481 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Horshack ♪ 161 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:57,241 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Horshack ♪♪ 162 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:11,371 Boy, I hope that works better for him 163 00:09:11,453 --> 00:09:13,638 than it does for me. 164 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,957 What're you talkin' about, Vinnie? 165 00:09:16,082 --> 00:09:19,745 I don't got a date yet for that stupid dance. 166 00:09:19,828 --> 00:09:21,885 Me, Vinnie Barbarino. 167 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:25,132 - Nobody's asked you? - I know! 168 00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:27,717 I can't believe it. 169 00:09:30,161 --> 00:09:33,026 Hey, you won't tell none of the guys, will you? 170 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:34,608 - No, Vinnie. - That's good. 171 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:36,623 I knew you'd understand. 172 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,360 You know, 'cause you're older and you're married 173 00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:42,222 and your life is pretty much over now. 174 00:09:45,998 --> 00:09:50,076 Well, I mean like as far as the fun part goes. 175 00:09:50,159 --> 00:09:52,561 No, I know what you mean, Vinnie. 176 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:55,224 You know what I do for a good time now? 177 00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:57,508 I go down to the cut rate drugstore 178 00:09:57,508 --> 00:10:00,910 and I have a maalox malt. 179 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:04,136 Then for kicks, I come home and I turn on the TV 180 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:07,306 and I get undressed in front of the bionic woman. 181 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:13,619 Hi, Mr. Kotter. Sorry to interrupt. 182 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:16,145 - I-I just forgot my book. - Yo, make it quick. 183 00:10:16,227 --> 00:10:19,823 We're talkin' private here. 184 00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:21,970 I can't understand why you're havin' any trouble, Vinnie. 185 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:24,614 You certainly do have a way with women. 186 00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:27,239 I know, that's why it don't make no sense. 187 00:10:27,239 --> 00:10:28,699 Vinnie? 188 00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:32,545 When you're done in here, could I talk to you? 189 00:10:32,628 --> 00:10:34,728 I wanna ask you... 190 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:36,352 ...something. 191 00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:39,458 Yeah, maybe, if I got some time. 192 00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,002 Oh. 193 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,545 Okay. 194 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:45,709 Bye, Charmaine. 195 00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:53,074 - Vinnie? - Yeah? 196 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:56,224 - What's the matter with you? - What, are you, crazy? 197 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,469 You scared me half to death. 198 00:11:00,848 --> 00:11:02,030 Don't you understand what happened? 199 00:11:02,113 --> 00:11:04,681 Charmaine left her book here on purpose 200 00:11:04,717 --> 00:11:06,077 so she could come back and ask you 201 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,682 to go to the dance. 202 00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:09,428 Well, then what stopped her? 203 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:12,665 I think it was your charming personality. 204 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:15,774 Oh, thank you, Mr. Kotter. 205 00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:19,501 Vinnie, let me tell you a little story. 206 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,246 Oh, no, please, don't tell me one of your stories. 207 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,025 Now you'll enjoy this one. 208 00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:26,227 When I went to school here, my best friend's name 209 00:11:26,309 --> 00:11:27,765 was Bonzo Meretti. 210 00:11:27,848 --> 00:11:28,829 Right, I know. 211 00:11:28,912 --> 00:11:30,392 Alright, well, this isn't about Bonzo 212 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:32,852 it's about his sister Betty. You got it? 213 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:35,035 Yeah, Betty Meretti. 214 00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:38,780 Betty Meretti was the cutest girl in the school 215 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,862 but nobody ever asked her to go out 216 00:11:40,881 --> 00:11:42,721 'cause everybody thought she always had a date. 217 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:46,590 So the cutest girl was sittin' home alone every night. 218 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,899 I guess you'd like to know what happened, right? 219 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,360 No. 220 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:53,552 Well, finally somebody did ask her to go out. 221 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:55,724 It was No-Face Finkleman. 222 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:59,852 Talked like this, "Oh, my name is No-Face Finkleman. 223 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:03,775 I got no face on me, he-he." 224 00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,768 Now No-Face was not the best-looking guy in school. 225 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,614 No, it don't sound that way. 226 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:13,070 So I know what happened, right, they went to the dance 227 00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:16,136 they had a good time and they went steady, right? 228 00:12:16,157 --> 00:12:19,098 No, No-Face happened to get a little fresh with Betty 229 00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:22,546 and Bonzo beat him to a pulp. 230 00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,886 But the thing is that the best-looking girl in school 231 00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:27,727 was sittin' home alone without a date. 232 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,913 Boy, that's some terrific story. 233 00:12:29,996 --> 00:12:32,401 Why don't you send it in to "Reader's Digest?" 234 00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:34,639 Well, don't you see, I mean, it's relevant 235 00:12:34,722 --> 00:12:37,926 to what's happening here, you don't have a date because... 236 00:12:41,536 --> 00:12:42,996 Arnold? 237 00:12:44,992 --> 00:12:46,492 Yeah? 238 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:50,597 Would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me? 239 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:57,783 Sure. 240 00:12:57,866 --> 00:13:00,006 But would it be okay if I opened my eyes 241 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,678 so I could see who you are? 242 00:13:03,993 --> 00:13:06,154 Ah, hi, Charmaine. 243 00:13:18,991 --> 00:13:21,293 Boy, did I blow that one. 244 00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:23,015 I really blew it. 245 00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:25,178 Well, Vincenzo, why don't you look 246 00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:26,362 on the bright side of things? 247 00:13:26,362 --> 00:13:27,800 Gives you Saturday night free to stay home 248 00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:30,663 and catch up on your homework. 249 00:13:30,746 --> 00:13:33,189 Mr. Kotter, don't you realize if I don't go out Saturday night 250 00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:36,351 how boring my confession's gonna be? 251 00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:43,427 Father O'Malley looks forward to seeing me all week long. 252 00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:44,887 ♪♪ 253 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:56,443 - Horshack. - Huh? 254 00:13:56,526 --> 00:13:58,455 What are you doing? 255 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,300 I'm combing my hair with unseen winds. 256 00:14:05,806 --> 00:14:07,906 Yo, Vinnie, alright. 257 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:11,890 So who's taking you to the Sadie Hawkins dance tomorrow night? 258 00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:15,563 Who's gonna escort our Italian Stallion? 259 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,398 And it better not be my sister. 260 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:22,048 Well, don't worry about it, Juan 261 00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,462 because I'm bringin' a mystery guest. 262 00:14:24,545 --> 00:14:25,766 Alright, alright. 263 00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:29,273 Okay, now, let me guess, let me guess. 264 00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,926 Is she tall? 265 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:34,626 - Well, she... - Is she short? 266 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,653 - Sort of. - Which? Tall or short? 267 00:14:37,736 --> 00:14:41,177 - Both. - Vinnie, how could she be both? 268 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:44,964 Well, parts of her are tall and parts of her are short. 269 00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,889 - Hey, Freddie? - Yeah? 270 00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:50,431 Do you think that you could kind of help me brush up 271 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,034 on some of the new dances for the dance tomorrow night? 272 00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:55,076 Oh, sure, Arnold. Which ones you need to learn? 273 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,259 All of 'em. 274 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,881 Right, okay. We're gonna start with the hustle, alright? 275 00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,646 Okay, now the first thing I want you to do 276 00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:05,628 is I want you to... feel your hips. 277 00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:10,512 No, Arnold, Arnold, not with your hands. 278 00:15:10,595 --> 00:15:12,966 Feel 'em with your head. 279 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:16,010 Got it? 280 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,929 I don't think it'll reach. 281 00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:21,718 Epstein... just watch me... Epstein, give me a beat. 282 00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:23,901 - Okay. - Now watch. 283 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,845 Very simple, see? 284 00:15:25,928 --> 00:15:29,417 One, two, three, go, let yourself go, one, two, three. 285 00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:31,074 Now follow me, come on. This is the one. 286 00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:35,191 One, two, three, yeah. One, two. 287 00:15:35,191 --> 00:15:36,557 Now spin with me. 288 00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:39,268 Not too far now. Not too far. 289 00:15:39,268 --> 00:15:41,062 Now side by side. 290 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,668 - Get a little slide there. - Oh, I got it! 291 00:15:42,723 --> 00:15:46,009 I got the music in me! 292 00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,257 Hey, hey! 293 00:15:50,235 --> 00:15:53,405 This is supposed to be a school, not Soul Train. 294 00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,662 Oh, hey, Mr. Woodman, I was just showing the guys here 295 00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:58,882 some new steps for the dance tomorrow night. 296 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:02,201 Oh. Well, I'm going to the dance myself. 297 00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:04,344 Oh, yeah? I thought you wasn't goin'. 298 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,969 Well, I wasn't, but, uh, Miss Fishbeck, uh... 299 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:09,592 ...she caught me off guard. 300 00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:14,445 She, uh, she hid in the faculty men's room, and... 301 00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:17,788 When I walked in, she, uh... 302 00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:22,249 ...she jumped out of a stall and popped the question. 303 00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:24,119 Oh, you know, Washington, I used to be 304 00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,401 a pretty good dancer myself. 305 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,520 - Really? - Let me see that step again. 306 00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,683 Oh, sure. Epstein, let me get that beat one more time? 307 00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:31,866 A-one, a-two, a-you-know-what-to-do. 308 00:16:32,281 --> 00:16:33,808 [beat boxing] 309 00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:35,767 One, two, three, now twirl this way. 310 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,508 One, two, three... That's it, Woody! 311 00:16:37,591 --> 00:16:39,988 Come on, woody, alright. 312 00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,339 And slide. Alright. 313 00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,410 And click them heels. 314 00:16:44,493 --> 00:16:46,543 One, two, three, four. 315 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,345 One, two, three, now... 316 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,934 Mr. Woodman, you must be the brother the Jackson Five 317 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,076 don't talk about. 318 00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:05,040 Kotter, I'm just brushin' up on the latest steps 319 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,042 for the Sadie Hawkins dance. 320 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,784 You resent me because I'm, uh, with it 321 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,967 and you're not. 322 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:16,831 Hi, boys. Guess what? 323 00:17:16,915 --> 00:17:19,978 Believe it or not, I have been so busy 324 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,501 I forgot all about asking somebody to the dance 325 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,102 tomorrow night. 326 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,862 A-one, a-two, a-you-know-what-to-do. 327 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:31,233 [beat boxing] 328 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,130 Cute. 329 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,559 Vinnie? 330 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,296 I know it's probably too late 331 00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:44,325 and I would've asked you sooner, but I was out sick all week. 332 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,292 But you wouldn't by any chance be free to go with me 333 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:50,510 to the dance tomorrow night? 334 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,233 Well, it shows pretty good taste that you asked. 335 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:58,624 But, um, I already got a date for that dance tomorrow night. 336 00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:00,622 Sure, that's what I figured. 337 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:04,604 - Well, maybe another time. - Yeah, maybe another time. 338 00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:09,984 So, you got a date after all. 339 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,527 No. 340 00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:14,282 No? Then why'd you turn that girl down? 341 00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:15,882 She was really cute. 342 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,528 You don't understand, Mr. Kotter 343 00:18:17,611 --> 00:18:19,711 I'm Vinnie Barbarino. 344 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:23,024 I got a reputation to think of. 345 00:18:23,108 --> 00:18:25,490 I mean, what would those guys think if they knew I got a date 346 00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:28,118 the day before the dance? 347 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:32,061 Well, my friend... 348 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:34,367 ...I hope, uh, you and your reputation 349 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:37,036 have a good time together tomorrow night. 350 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,579 ♪♪ 351 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,504 Come on, Michael, let's get it on! 352 00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:06,047 ♪♪ 353 00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:18,128 Well, little girl, how'd you like to play homeroom? 354 00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:19,671 Hmm. 355 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:23,334 Don't you wanna get a passing grade in social studies? 356 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:28,151 This is great up here, just you... 357 00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:30,013 ...and me... 358 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:34,870 and Vinnie. 359 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,515 Hi, kids. 360 00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,318 Vinnie, why aren't you downstairs with everybody else? 361 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:47,861 Julie, Julie, would you excuse me for a minute? 362 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:50,752 Sure. See you later, honey. 363 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:58,273 Vinnie, what're you doin' here? 364 00:19:58,356 --> 00:20:01,229 Come on, let's go down to the dance. 365 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:04,763 I just can't, Mr. Kotter, not without a date. 366 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:08,706 I mean, the guys'll be so disappointed in me. 367 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,930 mean you got no idea what kind of pressure I'm under 368 00:20:11,013 --> 00:20:13,514 being a living legend. 369 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:19,059 Vinnie, being a ladies' man doesn't make you a man. 370 00:20:19,142 --> 00:20:21,449 It takes more guts to go down there and face your friends 371 00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:25,682 without a date than it does to stay up here alone and hide. 372 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:28,228 I don't know about that. 373 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,854 Believe me, Vinnie. 374 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,939 Your friends will understand. 375 00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:36,819 You really think so? 376 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,842 Vinnie, look on this globe. 377 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,667 There's a place here called Iran. 378 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,912 I wanna tell you a story about a guy in Iran. 379 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,117 No, no. 380 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:49,033 No more stories. 381 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,179 I'll do anything you want. I'll go to the dance. 382 00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:53,165 I'll go home, I'll do my homework. 383 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,454 But no more stories. 384 00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:58,431 Vinnie, listen, this is a good one. 385 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:04,231 I'm not as young as I used to be. 386 00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:06,237 Ah, go on, Mr. Woodman. 387 00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:08,337 You were never young. 388 00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:15,410 I had to pay Washington a dollar to cut in. 389 00:21:15,493 --> 00:21:17,156 That Fishbeck never knows when to stop. 390 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:20,240 It must be those orthopedic shoes. 391 00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:21,705 You need a drink. 392 00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:24,218 Oh, come on, Michael, let's boogie. 393 00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:28,388 I broke my boogie. 394 00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:34,316 - Eh, Vinnie, alright. - Hey! 395 00:21:34,399 --> 00:21:35,624 Hey. 396 00:21:35,707 --> 00:21:38,862 Hey, yo, Vinnie, where is she? Where is she? 397 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,532 - What? - Your date. 398 00:21:45,754 --> 00:21:48,696 I don't got one. 399 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:52,841 Oh, that's so funny. 400 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,427 I thought I just heard Vinnie Barbarino say 401 00:21:56,427 --> 00:21:59,384 he don't got a date. 402 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,261 That's right, Arnold, I don't got a date. 403 00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:03,103 And on account of that, I was afraid to come here 404 00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,739 and show up in front of you guys. 405 00:22:05,823 --> 00:22:09,970 Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. 406 00:22:10,053 --> 00:22:11,850 Hey, it's okay. 407 00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:14,716 You showed me how to act with a date 408 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,243 I can show you how to act without a date. 409 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:26,195 See, Vinnie, your friends understand. 410 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,382 Yeah, Mr. Kotter is right. 411 00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:31,504 Thing like that could happen to anybody, Vinnie. 412 00:22:31,587 --> 00:22:33,604 Hey, we understand. 413 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,629 Hey, don't we, Juan? 414 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,279 Oh yeah, yeah, we all understand 415 00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:39,689 a-and you ladies understand, too, don't you? 416 00:22:42,463 --> 00:22:44,166 What a coincidence, Vinnie. 417 00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:46,089 There's somebody else here without a date. 418 00:22:46,172 --> 00:22:47,654 Who? 419 00:22:49,348 --> 00:22:50,808 Vinnie! 420 00:23:07,965 --> 00:23:11,859 Come on, Vinnie, let's dance. They're playin' our song. 421 00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:15,610 Come on, everybody, let's dance! Let's go, come on! 422 00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:19,197 ♪ Dance dance disco baby ♪♪ 423 00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:32,231 Julie, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Atlas? 424 00:23:32,314 --> 00:23:33,954 He used to play handball every afternoon 425 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,880 with this guy Morty. Twenty years he played handball. 426 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,122 Now one day they're in the locker room 427 00:23:37,122 --> 00:23:39,081 after the handball game, and his friend Morty 428 00:23:39,145 --> 00:23:41,429 the guy he plays handball with, is putting on a girdle. 429 00:23:41,449 --> 00:23:43,391 Morty was putting on a girdle? 430 00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:44,933 That's what my Uncle Atlas said. 431 00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:46,370 "Morty, you're putting on a girdle! 432 00:23:46,436 --> 00:23:48,638 How long have you been wearing a girdle?" 433 00:23:48,721 --> 00:23:51,157 Morty said, "Ever since my wife found it in a glove compartment 434 00:23:51,225 --> 00:23:53,324 of my car." 435 00:24:01,768 --> 00:24:04,532 [theme song] 436 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,652 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 437 00:24:11,735 --> 00:24:15,482 ♪ Your dreams were your ticket out ♪ 438 00:24:15,565 --> 00:24:17,659 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 439 00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:22,402 ♪ To that same old place that you laughed about ♪ 440 00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:26,884 ♪ Well the names have all changed since you hung around ♪ 441 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:31,455 ♪ But those dreams have remained and they've turned around ♪ 442 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,500 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead you ♪ 443 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,328 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead you ♪ 444 00:24:35,411 --> 00:24:37,286 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 445 00:24:37,369 --> 00:24:39,549 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 446 00:24:39,632 --> 00:24:43,728 ♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 447 00:24:43,811 --> 00:24:45,904 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 448 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:50,255 ♪ Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back ♪ 449 00:24:50,339 --> 00:24:52,431 ♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪ 450 00:24:52,514 --> 00:24:55,261 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 451 00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:59,089 ♪ We always could spot a friend ♪ 452 00:24:59,172 --> 00:25:01,266 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 453 00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:04,657 ♪ And a smile when I think how you must've been ♪♪ 33452

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