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What are you mumbling about?

You’re lucky you get to count the women.

Wanna switch? I’ll give you some juice.

I’m sick of counting men.

Are you listening?

Number 1000 will be my wife…

Number 1000 will be my wife…

Number 1000 will be my wife…

Number 1000 will be my wife…

Number 1000 will be my wife…

Number 1000 one will be my wife…

"The Secret Game of the Immoral Wife."

Five years later

- Thanks! - Yep.

- Thanks! - Yep, good work.

- Good work. - You too.

See ya.

Let’s go to a bathhouse.

Yeah, a soapy one.

That’s enough for today.

Oh, yes, thank you.

How about going for a drink?

Today’s not a good day… Sorry.

Your wife’s waiting for the paycheck huh?

Here. Good work today.

Thank you.

Come on, just one more hour… let’s do it twice, please?

Sorry, I said no.

Just 30 minutes! Hey! Don’t go!

Jerk…

Hey, long time no see!

I know, today’s your payday!

Let’s do it!

No, no, no!

Boo…

I’m home, Makoto.

Yeah, I’m so tired.

You’re right, it’d be nice to go far away sometime.

Did you have a nice fuck last night?

No, not exactly…

Why not! You’ll never have kids unless you do the deed!

We do it twice a week and when she’s ovulating…

Too much information!

She said next time we should go to the clinic together.

With my ex-wife, no matter how much we did it, she couldn’t get pregnant.

Later I found out she was taking birth control in secret!

It’s best to just buy women with money.

If you pay enough, they’ll even lick your asshole!

Sorry to keep you waiting.

My previous customer had a hard time finishing…

Is your wife already doing it?

Is that what you want me to do?

Thanks!

I love you, honey.

Do the tip…

Like this?

My balls too…

No way.

Wait, wait, wait!

That’s right, I’m a thousand times better than her.

Alright.

Come here, honey.

Wow, so the “fake” husband got promoted to chief…

he’s so young too.

It’s pretty amazing that you know all these details.

All these years… even moving to be close to her.

You’ve got some guts.

Hey, isn’t there some way to turn this kind of stalking into work?

Like a detective or a spy?

Hey… why don’t you just go and rape her?

It’s pointless to wait for fate.

God is sloppy… you have to take action for yourself.

Alright, well, call me again.

I don’t think you’re bad at all.

Good luck.

I’m sorry, Makoto.

Damnit, married huh.

Have hope, God will save you.

“Wake up! Is God dead?”

Sir, long time no see.

Kawashima-san, it has been a long time!

Sorry, I’ve been busy and was unable to visit.

Don’t mention it!

I heard you got promoted to chief? Congratulations!

Thank you.

This lady is in charge of your account from now on, -

and I wanted to formally introduce her in person

- I see. - I’m Ikegami. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

- What big tits… - How can you tell?

I can tell! I wonder if she’ll let me fuck her.

Dumbass, the guy next to her is fucking her already.

Seriously?

“Love Hotel”.

This smell…

you had sex with your wife last night, huh?

What are you talking about?

We haven’t had sex for a long time.

Really?

Really. I don’t even feel like doing it with her.

Just kidding. I was testing you.

You!

I used it all up in three days… seriously.

So I had to borrow money from my mom.

And I wanted to go again, right?

So I went… and the woman that came out looked just like my mom!

There you go again.

So without thinking I said, Mama!

- So you had sex? - No way, I changed it to someone else.

- Too bad. - I said, go home mom.

So what happened next?

A younger girl came, of course.

She did?

Yeah, but she looked like Toshiyuki Nishida.

But I kinda liked her.

You should change your own life first.

Shut up! You’re a dumbass.

Hey, what’s with all the pacing, asshole!

You’ll get dirt in our food! Go somewhere else!

Change?

(Change misspelled) “CHEnGI Your husband is no good”.

- What? - This wasn’t an easy decision.

I know you have a family to support.

But I can’t keep an employee who takes a week off without permission.

Here’s your pay for the days you worked this month.

Wait, just wait a minute! Takkun, I’m not finished talking to you!

Let go of me!

Wait! I’ll buy it for you!

Forget it already!

Asshole! Ouch...

Hey, how’ve you been?

How about a 1000 yen for today?

Here you go, dear.

Thanks.

Ah, I’m so tired… being the boss is hard.

Don’t say that.

Do your best.

You’re right.

Mom didn’t have to send so much food… we won’t finish it all.

She said it was from her vacation spot.

Your parents are really lovey-dovey.

Do you wanna go somewhere, on the next long weekend?

Yeah…

Where should we go?

This one’s old.

I’ll get you a new one.

Thanks.

Today’s garbage will be a treat.

Yes,

“Maberone Birth Control”

we received it yesterday, thank you.

His seed seems a bit weak. Crab is supposed to increase male fertility.

Oh really? I made it into a hot pot for dinner.

Oh, and I love that dress you sent!

Isn’t it? His father and I picked it out.

It’s stretchy, so it’ll work as a maternity dress too!

And you got the omamori charm as well?

Yes.

On the way back we stopped at a shrine in Kyoto.

It’s famous for good luck in fertility.

There was a very long line just to buy the charm!

Oh really…

Well, we’ll do our best.

“Fertility Charm”.

I have a good feeling about today.

Really? I hope you’re right.

Are you by yourself? Shopping?

Do you wanna make some money? I have a good job for you…

Oh, sorry…

Oh…

I’m sorry!

No, you are not at fault.

Hey, what the hell!

They are not at fault either.

Take a look.

When are you gonna break up with him already?

He said it himself, he doesn’t love you at all.

He said he likes an independent woman like me.

He doesn’t even see you, it’s like you’re invisible.

He can’t see you even when you’re right next to him!

What does that say about you as a woman?

Are you listening?

Love does not boast, love is not proud,

it’s not rude, doesn’t seek personal financial gain,

love does not get irritated nor hold grudges,

does not rejoice at injustice but rejoices at truth.

Huh? Have you lost your mind? You should go see a doctor.

Why don’t I break up?

Because this is my job, obviously.

If I just play the part of the housewife,

I can live in a house like this, buy clothes like this.

As if I’d give this lucrative job to a woman who just has sex like you.

An independent woman? Don’t make me laugh.

“CHEnGI Your husband is no good”.

Everyone thinks they have a say in my life.

Mind your goddamn business.

You’re the one breaking the rules anyway.

And you didn’t even spell “change” right.

Where do you get off telling me what to do…

You thought I’d come running to a stalker like you after this?

I’m way out of your league.

I’m married to a chief who works at a top level company, a clean and pure wife.

I’m a flower that you can’t reach, I’m not for you.

Watch me from a distance and be happy jerking off.

That’s your only role in all of this.

I’m coming…

I’m coming…

This sucks…

What?

You heard that?

It felt really good.

Really? I felt really good too.

Don’t say that… I’m embarrassed!

It looks like I have to spend the night at the office tonight.

Makoto?

Alright. Do you need a change of clothes?

I’ll buy a shirt at the convenience store.

I’ll be home tomorrow night.

Okay. Don’t overwork yourself.

Where’d you go, you coward.

Here’s a treat for you, look.

What?

What the hell…

What, finished already?

You’re heavy.

That’s it?

Gross.

Hey… Haruo Komatsu, wake up.

The woman you’re madly in love with is right in front of you.

Ah!

It wasn’t a dream.

Why are you here?

Don’t come any closer, pervert!

But I-

Don’t talk to me!

If you say another word,

I’ll call the police and tell them I was attacked by a stalker.

What?

Sorry, I just remembered something.

Something good?

It’s a secret. How about you? Did something good happen?

Nothing good.

I spent all night cleaning up after my employees.

Oh, so you were licking your employee’s ass?

Huh?

Just kidding.

This is really yummy.

Say ahhh.

You’re being strange today.

Ahh.

Thief.

- Makoto. - If you say anything,

I’ll call the police.

You make me sick.

Don’t you think we bought too much?

Oh come on, we haven’t gone on a shopping date in a long time.

I’ll pick out a new necktie for you next!

I thought you said you just wanted to go see a movie.

Ah!

- What? - Sorry, I forgot my scarf at the theatre…

can you meet me at the store?

Yeah.

Sorry!

Hurry up.

I will.

He picked these out for me.

Make them dirty.

That was yummy! I’m so full.

I prefer your cooking.

No way, really?

My children, our love is more than just words,

our love comes from action and truth.

Action and truth.

“Change Don’t allow adultery”.

How dare you send those photos to the office!

Even your husband can’t get himself out of this…

you brought this on yourself, idiot!

He’s in a lot of trouble now! It’s all your fault!

“Employee was embezzling. Lie, excuse Transferred to Tochigi branch”.

Ow!

Leave your husband and come live with me.

Shut up.

Sorry… but…

Everything was going fine until now.

Marry me.

Don’t be stupid.

Marry me.

Where’s the ring?

Huh?

I’m not a cheap woman.

I want a huge diamond.

Thank you for participating in our drug trial.

If you experience any side effects to the medication while you are here,

we will conduct treatment.

However we will not be responsible,

if you experience any changes after you are released.

If you agree to these terms, please sign the contract.

What are you doing?

Oh…

This isn’t your house right?

Well… umm..

Don’t move.

Hey!

Thanks.

Is this enough?

If it’s not let’s buy the rest when we’re there.

Okay.

We should be at the house in the evening.

Will you come with me to do the company greetings?

Sure, of course.

Sorry to ask.

You don’t have to apologize.

Do your best so that we can go back home soon.

You’re right.

Don’t move!

Don’t resist!

I said don’t move!

Get up! You’re in the way.

Sorry about that! Please go ahead.

Wait!

What’s with him?

Who knows.

I found the guitar of my dreams at a shop the other day.

Yay! I’ll buy it for you.

Hey! Stop!

Go get her!