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Kept you waiting!

Hinatazaka de Aimashou is starting and here are the cheerful members of Hinatazaka!

One, two...

?!

And shocked they were

Starting this week, the 4th gens are back with us!

4th gens full squad

Welcome back!

When the 4th gens weren't here, the seniors filled in for them

Quite the predicament, wasn't it, Matsuda-san?

Well, not that bad of an experience

From the eyes of a scriptwriter

Not bad, huh?

It felt like a new and fun experience

It's nice to have once in a while

Kasuga-san, please announce the segment!

Today's segment is

"In Search of The Second Nibu-chan!"

"4th Generations' Reaction Check Time"!!

Me?

Before we knew it, it's been half a year since the 4th gens joined the group!

Presently, no other member has a tight grip on Kasuga's heart with their pure reactions like Nibu-chan does

And that's why in order to find another master of innocent reactions who could make Kasuga smile

We'll do a thorough check on 4th gens' reaction skills!

The 4th gen who has shown the most extra of reactions

will then bestowed the "2nd Generation Nibu-chan" title by Kasuga himself

This time we've gathered the very best seniors when it comes to reacting

NOT WITH THIS LINEUP

We'll be counting on y'all

Definitely not THIS lineup

So for the reaction check, as per the customs the 4th gens went to Fuji-Q

What did you guys do there?

We rode the jet coaster

And we went to the haunted house

You guys went in there? -And also...

We were given some weird pranks...

Some weird pranks?

Pranks???

Did you have a tough time there?

Yes, it was quite something...

Since we have limited air time

Some of them will get shelved based on Kasuga's judgment on their reaction and how good it is, so watch out!

First we'll watch the VTR of them trying the jet coaster in pairs

OK then, Fujishima-san

Please cue the VTR!

Well then...

Please watch us!

How pure!

First is the infamous thrill ride in Fuji-Q Highlands

The Takabisha jet coaster!

With the fastest it goes capped at 100 km/h, what's special about this monstrous thriller is...

Then it speeds up all too suddenly

Then in the middle of its track, is an insane drop at 121 degrees angle

Speaking of which, back then 6 years ago when their dear seniors tried the ride...

IT'S SO HIGH UPPP I'M SO SCARED

NOOOO

EWWWGH

I CAN'TTTT I CAN'TTTTT

A very idol-like, fresh and youthful cry for a reaction!

Innocent reactions????

What kind of fresh, youthful reaction will the 4th gens show us today?

First will be the business rivals, Shimizu and Ishizuka!

Are you good with thrill rides?

I love them!

My heart's still going fast though

My heart's beating fast, but the excited kind!

Are you good with thrill rides?

I'm good at riding them

Right now I'm feeling like, "I got this!"

We'll give it our best shot!

How will the two, who claimed they're good with thrill rides, react to it?

And they depart!

Safe trip!

WAIT HOLD ON

Rio?

RIO?

It's so dark in here!

It's like they rhyme

First up is the sudden rise in speed at the start!

Textbook way to scream

I CAN'T LOOK AT THE FRONT

Ate up by her helmet

It's her helmet

You have to put a towel in it

I'm sorry, I got really loud there...

I think my spit came out...

Wait, this is so vertical!

The beginning of The Hell

WAITTT OH NO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

OH NOOO

Wonder how it feels like being in that angle

In a few, they will arrive at the peak of the 121 degree drop

THE SKY! THE SKYYY

ALL I'M SEEING IS THE SKY

I CAN'T DO THIS I CAN'T, WAIT

WAIT THAT'S MT. FUJI!

It stopped first

A horrifying pause

Shimizu couldn't stop laughing as the railcar went on a wild speed

And then there's Ishizuka, who laughed along with her

NO WAY I'M LOOKING CUTE RIGHT NOW!!!!

S-s'notlikethatreally...

Laughing uncontrollably, the two had their budding friendship moment

Scary!

But so fun!

The next one to go is Watanabe with her cold reactions and Kishi with her peculiar ones

It's kinda hard to tell with these two

Are you good with thrill rides?

I really can't ride them

I'll go as a pair with Kishihono, but

She doesn't make me feel safe at all

The most anxiety-inducing part about it

I'm REALLY worried...

But I'm also a bit excited-

WELL DON'T!

And here I am SO scared!!!

I'm so scared

Just now Shimizu and Ishizuka got back here while saying, "That was sooo fun!"

I feel like, how about I make y'all cry instead?!

Actually the fistfight type?

She turned potty-mouthed from the fear!

She's different from the usual

The calm, mature Watanabe and Kishi who's now a short fuse

What kind of reactions will the two show us?

Oh no...

Right now what I'm feeling is... panic

I CAN'T DO THIS...

And so, off they go!

Hold on, I can't do this after all...

Her mature chara breaking apart

She looks like a babie

Babie

A whole newborn

How's Kishi-kun holding up?

Babie's going through it

Kishi-kun has it bad

I WON'T LOSE TO MYSELF!!!

A 14 y.o in a struggle against oneself

You were having a fight with your own self??

That's one hell of a fight

Hold on...

I won't lose to myself...

I won't lose to myself

I won't lose to myself!!

That's new

TELL ME IT'S OVER!!

STOP IT NOWWW

At last, the railcar arrived at the peak, the point where they will have a sudden drop

PLEASE STOP IT ALREADY STOP THE THING ALREADY STOP STOP

I can't see the ground below!!!

More terrifying than bungee-jumping

Rinashi ascending to the afterlife

Some dangerous situation right there!

Dangerous!

That's pretty dangerous!

Watanabe, who lost to her fear right before railcar went for the drop

With the drop, her soul left her body

So scared to the point where...

In a daze

Surprisingly, she was sent into a daze

She went out of it, that's nice

Unfortunately for Kishi-kun, we can't judge her reactions as they were covered by her outfit

All of it her clothes' fault

AAAAAAAAAAARGH

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT DOES IT

HAVE THESE TURNS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ride's inventor would be happy to hear these

Next up is the Takeuchi-Konishi pair, whose reactions we don't have much info on!

Takeuchi is actually quite the scaredy cat

Will she be able to withstand the terror of the Takabisha?

I seriously can't...

It's time for them to depart!

HELPPPP

Giggly mode

This one's fine

I feel sick!

The type to smile in anger?

And she "felt sick"!

Oh no I'm so scared

Already way past 'scared'

What to do now...

Oh come on that's just insane!!

Enough...

Quit jokin' round with me...

Angryncho appears

STOP IT

TOLD YOU TO STOP THIS THING!!!

Thanks to the great fear, Takeuchi turned foul-mouthed

How foul-mouthed can she possibly be?

I CAN'T...

Woahhh nice

YOU STOP JOKIN' ROUND WITH MEEE!!!

They're like polar opposites

It'll be only an instant

Right now, it's gonna be now -STOPPP! ENOUGH!!!!

Right after the drop

She went full potty-mouthed in Hiroshima dialect

And she screamed through it the textbook way

Meanwhile, Konishi

She was smiling widely in a way you wouldn't expect from a thrill ride

And the insane person part of her reared its head

Konishi looks so refreshed

There's just a screw loose with Konishi

Konishi has entered THE ZONE

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US!??

And those were their highly contrasting reactions

That's it for their Takabisha jet coaster reaction check!

Impressive!

You guys put out a good show!

Nibu-chan

Was there anyone you think showed a pure-ish reaction?

The impression I get is

Watanabe Rina-chan's eyes were wide as platters

Watanabe Rina's Ascension

Like she was so out of it

I think she showed her true self

Watanabe-san, how did you feel when it happened to you?

That's because, before I got on the jet coaster

Yoko advised me

"You won't feel your fear or much of anything anymore if you have your eyes open!"

During the ride

When I felt like, "Now's the time!"

I had them open

I can't believe that's how the footage turned out

I see, so that's the kind of story behind it! -That's right...

Kishi-kun, you were...

Before getting on the ride, you were badmouthing others

How about I make y'all cry instead?!

You were babbling things there

You were so scared that it got you irritated?

When I saw their face, suddenly

I was kinda like

I just felt the urge to make them cry

Thinking like Jaiyan

t/n: the bully from "Doraemon"

Saito-san, what do you think of the 4th gens' reactions?

I was the only one who didn't ride the Takabisha back then

Chickened out...

I thought it was impressive of them to not sit it out

Next, let's watch our 4th gens get mini pranked

Well then, Shimizu-san, your VTR cue please

VTR... start

The first mini prank is

The girls were told it's an ordinary food review, but waiting underneath that lid are none other than bugs

This time, only members who deliver extraordinary reaction are chosen

First, let's see Konishi's reaction

I'm opening it...

AGH WHAT THE HECK NO WAY

Self Gong?

-Self gong... -Nice

A-aren't we having a cake...

Pissed off Konishi

EWW GROSS

EW. This is inedible

Diving beetle ewww

Kishihono sure is amazing

Girl reluctantly choose a tiny grasshopper

She's gonna eat that...

I'm digging in...

ew...

-She's being real -For real

If I unsee it, it's just an ordinary shrimp

Good with bugs now?

Next, let's see Ishizuka's reaction

I'm digging in!

Tama-chan is lively

Tadaa

EEEK WAIT A SEC

Comical Tamaki

NO WAY NO WAY I CAN'T

WAIT NO WAIT PLEASE

If I were her parent, I'd BEAT UP the staff

I'm sorry...

The wing?

That ain't chestnut

Clam. I'm eating clam.

That's tough

How admirable

I'm gonna do it

I mustn't run away

-Excellent -"I'm gonna do it" she said lol

I will pinch my nose

It's like... Real...

Relatable Food Report

Next, let's see Hiraoka's reaction

I'm opening it

Whyyy...

Is this for real?

WHYYYYYY

I saw centipede and friends there

YAAARRGH I CAN'T SERIOUSLY WHAT DO I DO

I refuse to meet the bugs

Am I really gonna eat this?

No way in hell

LIKE I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WHAT DO I DO

WHAT DO I DO FOR REAL

WHAT DO I DO AAAAA

In the end, she has to give up here...

Last, let's see Yamashita's reaction

This is my first food report and I'm nervous but-

I'll do my best

This is her first...

WAIT THIS IS BAD

Single turn looping with smile

Is... is this really happening right now... like-

I came here completely brainwashed by the thought of cheesecake so...

...seriously

Smells like Chinese food

Unique sense of smell

IT'S LOOKING THIS WAY

NOOO IT'S LOOKING THIS WAY

You do it to yourself

I'll do ASMR

Huff

What am I doing

brain.exe has stopped working

Hag behavior

I knew it, this girl's a bit weird

Yay!

How to bite a gold medal

What am I doing

(Nagoya mayor's scandal)

Girl ate

It tastes like school lunch?

Only in Aichi?

It literally tastes like my favorite school meal!

That's all for the bugs reaction check

The next mini prank is...

Underneath this absolutely normal serving dish,

There is this absolutely smelly stinky tofu

The first person we'll check is Hirao!

There's more?

They moved on to this instantly?

We want to see your reaction with cheesecake

Oh, I see

Believes immediately

We'll move on to this one now

Now then, going back to our programme

We will be eating this next dish right here

Let's open it now!

I can't do this

UGH... IT STINKS

A violent time-lapsed smelly shot

Hirao-sensei's good

Hirao flees!

It's smelly

SOMEONE HELP!!

I CAN'T DO THIS!! SOMEONE...

Asking for help while she's cornered

This is imposibble

You can't trust them anymore, huh

Gosh it's so stinky

With that, Hirao retires without doing anything

This is so funny I don't know why

Next, we will check Shimizu's reaction!

Wait a minute!

I smell something unpleasant here

Her scent radar detected something

She's laughing a lot

Is this stinky tofu?

I'll open it now

I might throw up...

It's really stinky

There's mold on it...

This is real

Can I take a sniff at it first?

Is she going for it???

Then again... it isn't that smelly up close

Is she real?

So you can eat it?

- No no no no no

It would be better if I do, right?

Unexpectedly gutsy

I'll eat it now

But your mouth is going to be stinky

Wait a minute

I'm eating it now

It's like the eggs you eat at an onsen

A carefree foodie report

The last person we'll check is Takeuchi's!

I'm opening it

She's already the angry one

What is this?

She's mad

It's like how when a teacher is mad

I can't do this!

On the verge of Angryncho

It's too smelly!! I can't do this!!

I can't!

Despite the whining, she tries to open the jar

Blegh

How a geezer throws up

That's a great reaction!

It stinks

It stinks

It stinks

It stinks

Hold up a minute! What is this stench!?

It's really smelly

UWEK!!!

Stream fail

With that, we completed the reaction for intense scent

And that's how the prank was wrapped, Kasuga, how was it for you?

Takeuchi did really well

Discovery of a pure gem?

Just after opening it... she went...

BLEGH

You're right!

That was a really good reaction

Do you have any thoughts after watching their reaction, Hamagishi?

"Did they really hate it to that extend?" Was what I thought

Leave the exotic foods to me!

I see, because you probably can eat it

Now it's time for the reaction check we're going to hold in the studio

We'll have a match between a 4th gen member and a senior member

Please announce the match in question!

An Absolute Classic For Reaction Check!

"What's In The Box?"

A classic in variety shows, they're going to guess the content of the box by their touch alone!

It's a match in guessing the content of the box correctly!

However, this time

It will a one-on-one with a set time limit

After they spend 1 minute each to feel the content of the box

They will write and reveal their answers at the same time

The one to answer correctly will get the prize of high quality raw oysters!

Kasuga-san'll choose the participants

Please name the 4th gen member and the senior each

Gotcha. First, the 4th gen is...

Yamashita-kun!

Right, and the senior is...

Saitokyoko!

Oh god no...

Nooo...

You didn't get on the Takabisha jet coaster, right?

You can have your revenge for that time here

I don't see the need for a revenge due 6 years, really

Refused the revenge

I'm good I'm good

I'm sure you can feel an unfinished business deep in your heart

THERE'S NONE! NO SUCH THING!

So we should do it-

NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF IT!

Forcing a revenge?

To give it a closure

I have NONE of this regret you're speaking of

Next up, with her favorite food at the stake, Kyoko will show us her "innocent" reactions!?

Now we're all set

Yamashita-san, have you ever done the "What's In the Box?" game before?

This would be my first

Your first time trying it, then

And Saito Kyoko-san

Can you show how it's done to your junior?

This is also my first, ever, in my whole life

Unexpectedly a match of greenhorns

Your first?! -My first.

So I'm no role model

But you want to eat those raw oysters, right?

I WILL have those raw oysters

Unshakable will

You want those

I will have those -Fight for it, then

I see it now

The thing they will be trying to guess

HOLD ON

The content of the box is

I DON'T LIKE THIS

?!

Here it is!

What is it? What???

What's that reaction?!

Just what kind of reaction is that??

What is it?? What is it????

I don't feel like doing this

First time skipping work since 6 years ago?

First to go is Yamashita!

You have 1 minute

You've got no choice but to touch it

Awww careful!

I have to be careful?!

"Careful"...?

10 seconds have passed

Strange movements

It feels lukewarm

I TOUCHED IT

Unexpected double Nadal

t/n: the reaction is similar to Nadal's gag except with only one finger pointing up + Omoigakenai Double Rainbow (coupling for 6th single)

Careful there! -Take care, it's dangerous!

You might get bitten

Slowly, slowly

You don't have much time left, though

But if you don't hurry and touch it whole, you're gonna run out of time!

Right??

Feather-touching it in resignation

10 more seconds!

Oh nooo Haruharu

10 seconds left!!

Feels like scalp!

5 more seconds!

Messy last round of lap

Time's up!

You OK?

Good work there!

Next is SaitoKyoko's turn!

HOLD IT...

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO

Refusing the call in the last minutes

The 4th gen already went that far

IS THIS FOR REAL??

NOOOOOOO

Box and mess dancing in the Midnight

t/n: reference to 8th single's title

Will you be alright??

START!

IREALLYREALLYCANT ICAN'T

Please enjoy Kyoko's show of "innocent" reactions

OH GOD I'M SO SORRY

I CAN'T

Raoh appears?

t/n: character from Fist of the North Star, iconic for his arm held high pose

Atlantis

You can't tell without touching it!

Right in the middle of a breakthrough

You have to!

30 seconds have passed!

Meridian channeling fail

t/n: techniques in Fist of The North Star, it works by poking certain points in your/opponent's body

You've already wasted 30 seconds!!

Don't waste any more time!

30 seconds already passed!

IT'S LUKEHOT!!

Lukehot????

What's this???

20 seconds!

I can't do this I think, sorry!

Surrender! Surrender!

Try feeling below -Below?

10 seconds!

Synchronized swimming?

I CAN'TTTTTT

10 seconds!

5 seconds!

Kyoko falling apart

Time's up!!

Poor cart's getting pushed around

Scars left by a fierce battle

That was kinda insane

The two of them showed us their outrageous reactions

Will they be able to correctly guess what's inside the box?

Do you have any idea on the answer?

Raw oysters are at stake here

You want them, don't you?

All good?

Reveal your answer!

Yamashita-san

"Scalp"?!

Psychotic problem-solving

What did you mean by that?

Something like a slippery scalp?

You think there's someone here inside the box?

Umebouzu lying in wait, you mean?

t/n: Hounensai Umebouzu, infamous theatrical comedian in the past, famous for his shaved bald head

With only their head shown?

I see, that kind of trick

Saito-san's answer is

It feels lukewarm

So I thought it would be konnyaku jelly

Now you may move to the front of the box

And confirm the content yourselves!

The correct answer is konnyaku jelly!

Awesome! Yessss!

She got it right!

Next week is the second half of the reaction check!

Will a master of making reactions that could rival Nibu-chan appear among the 4th gens!?