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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:06,195 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:06,897 --> 00:00:08,631 Did you do something to my dog? 3 00:00:08,699 --> 00:00:10,566 Since when did you start packing heat? 4 00:00:10,633 --> 00:00:12,501 - My dad gave it to me after the break-in. 5 00:00:12,535 --> 00:00:14,071 - Now you owe me. - What do you want? 6 00:00:14,104 --> 00:00:15,072 - You'll be the first to know. 7 00:00:15,204 --> 00:00:17,908 - Mom, where's Daddy? - He left. 8 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,475 - When's he coming back? - Never. 9 00:00:19,508 --> 00:00:21,011 - I saw you with Joel. 10 00:00:21,078 --> 00:00:23,747 - Maybe you misunderstood. - All over town. 11 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:26,582 Choose my husband or my son. 12 00:00:26,682 --> 00:00:28,719 - Why did you leave me for that guy? 13 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:30,120 - You left me first. 14 00:00:30,219 --> 00:00:32,089 - What's our goal here? - Dig up dirt on Brett. 15 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:33,522 - Find me something I can use. 16 00:00:33,556 --> 00:00:36,358 - How do we get the body to the garden? 17 00:00:36,459 --> 00:00:38,829 - Then we'll use their car. 18 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,789 - Welcome to Monaco Under the Stars. 19 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:08,657 - Don't scratch it. 20 00:01:08,759 --> 00:01:11,260 - So first thing to know is, they're all dicks. 21 00:01:14,131 --> 00:01:15,766 - You don't have to tell me. 22 00:01:18,735 --> 00:01:20,237 - You know what? 23 00:01:20,269 --> 00:01:22,773 If you just show me where, I can park it myself. 24 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:25,142 - Don't worry, ma'am. We'll take good care of it. 25 00:01:29,212 --> 00:01:31,413 - Thank you. - Yeah. 26 00:01:36,485 --> 00:01:39,256 - Plate number on the ticket. Keys in the glove box. 27 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:41,590 It's a mess back there. - Seems easy enough. 28 00:01:41,624 --> 00:01:43,592 - Why don't you get those first? 29 00:01:45,661 --> 00:01:47,731 Who doesn't drive a black Cadillac in this town? 30 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:09,953 - Thanks for coming in. 31 00:02:09,986 --> 00:02:14,257 Got to say, I was a little surprised you texted. 32 00:02:14,323 --> 00:02:16,092 - Ford got into college. 33 00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:17,493 - What? - Early decision. 34 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,095 - Oh, my God. - Albion. 35 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:21,932 - This is incredible. - I know. 36 00:02:21,998 --> 00:02:23,733 - Okay, uh, I'll-- 37 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,535 I'll call my accountant and get everything started-- 38 00:02:26,602 --> 00:02:28,038 tuition, room and board. 39 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,638 Ooh, I was thinking I could start 40 00:02:29,739 --> 00:02:32,142 a splurge account for him. - No, that won't be necessary. 41 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:33,710 - Oh, just in case he wants to buy, 42 00:02:33,743 --> 00:02:36,046 like, back-to-school clothes or, like, boba or whatever. 43 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,981 - They gave him a scholarship. 44 00:02:41,718 --> 00:02:42,886 - Wow. 45 00:02:42,953 --> 00:02:45,188 - So we don't really need any more handouts from you. 46 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:52,195 - Can I at least congratulate him? 47 00:02:52,295 --> 00:02:53,830 - I'll tell him you're super pumped. 48 00:02:53,864 --> 00:02:56,233 - I just meant if-- - I know what you meant. 49 00:03:02,839 --> 00:03:05,775 There is no reason for you to be in our lives anymore. 50 00:03:07,844 --> 00:03:10,914 - I just want you to know that I never told him he's adopted. 51 00:03:10,947 --> 00:03:13,549 - Hmm. 52 00:03:13,616 --> 00:03:18,088 Didn't change the conversation we had about his last 17 years. 53 00:03:18,221 --> 00:03:20,223 - I bet he's pretty upset. 54 00:03:20,257 --> 00:03:22,792 - He's forgiven me. 55 00:03:22,826 --> 00:03:24,761 - He-- 56 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:28,031 he won't return any of my calls. 57 00:03:28,098 --> 00:03:31,667 - Well, you're not his mom. 58 00:03:33,535 --> 00:03:35,504 Drink's on me. 59 00:03:41,778 --> 00:03:44,714 - Everything has a season. 60 00:03:44,781 --> 00:03:47,416 Just like winter in a garden, 61 00:03:47,516 --> 00:03:50,486 our own lives can feel frozen in time. 62 00:03:58,295 --> 00:04:00,697 - You too. You're next. You're next! 63 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,698 Yeah! 64 00:04:01,798 --> 00:04:03,733 Whoa. 65 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,405 - Uh-huh. 66 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:10,407 Uh, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe! Mm! 67 00:04:10,506 --> 00:04:12,375 - I can't let you die on this couch. 68 00:04:12,508 --> 00:04:14,643 - Okay. 69 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:16,246 - You need a purpose again. 70 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,881 - What's more important than surviving 71 00:04:17,948 --> 00:04:19,282 the zombie apocalypse? 72 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:24,220 - Babe, can you just-- 73 00:04:28,925 --> 00:04:30,526 - Fostering Gail. 74 00:04:30,592 --> 00:04:33,096 - Oh, my-- 75 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:36,232 - Yeah. 76 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:39,535 - Oh. 77 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:42,305 Wait, who names a dog Gail? 78 00:04:42,405 --> 00:04:45,408 - But winter can also be a time of growth, 79 00:04:45,507 --> 00:04:48,244 even if it's painful. 80 00:04:48,278 --> 00:04:50,914 - Just because Grandma and Grandpa are getting a divorce 81 00:04:50,981 --> 00:04:54,317 doesn't mean they don't still love you. 82 00:04:54,384 --> 00:04:57,387 - Do we get two Christmases? - Sure, why not? 83 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:59,255 - What about two Hanukkahs? - We're not Jewish. 84 00:04:59,389 --> 00:05:01,024 Why can't we celebrate both? 85 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:03,927 I think someone's looking to maximize their presents. 86 00:05:03,994 --> 00:05:05,661 - Don't you worry, baby. 87 00:05:05,729 --> 00:05:09,265 We will spoil you rotten a little extra this year. 88 00:05:09,299 --> 00:05:10,700 - Two Christmases and Hanukkah. 89 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:12,302 - That's what I'm talking about. 90 00:05:12,369 --> 00:05:15,872 - The--the point is that... 91 00:05:15,939 --> 00:05:19,442 it's normal to have big feelings about this. 92 00:05:19,508 --> 00:05:22,178 But nothing's gonna change. 93 00:05:22,245 --> 00:05:24,613 - Except we're selling the house. 94 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:26,850 - Wait, what? 95 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:28,818 - We want you to be our realtor. 96 00:05:28,885 --> 00:05:29,953 - Yay, Mommy. 97 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,553 - Whoo-hoo. - Yes. 98 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,957 - Hey, Grandma, can your new house have a swimming pool? 99 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,524 - Grandpa... 100 00:05:35,591 --> 00:05:39,095 - Yeah, both the kids' fevers are really high. 101 00:05:39,129 --> 00:05:40,797 - What's he saying? 102 00:05:40,864 --> 00:05:44,000 - So just keep up with the fluids and the soup and-- 103 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:45,135 - What is it? - Shh. 104 00:05:45,168 --> 00:05:49,305 - Okay, I got it. Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen. 105 00:05:49,406 --> 00:05:50,940 - Rubella? - No. 106 00:05:50,974 --> 00:05:52,008 - Roseola? 107 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:53,675 - No, nothing like that. - Whew. 108 00:05:53,743 --> 00:05:56,513 - It's just RSV. - Oh, my God. 109 00:05:56,578 --> 00:05:58,848 They're gonna be fine. 110 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:00,350 - What about me? 111 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,085 - You cannot be serious. 112 00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:04,954 - I-I have clients coming in from Seattle this week. 113 00:06:04,988 --> 00:06:05,989 - So? 114 00:06:06,022 --> 00:06:07,656 - So I can't be on a ventilator. 115 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:10,427 - Then just do what you do best and avoid the children. 116 00:06:10,493 --> 00:06:12,262 - What's that supposed to mean? 117 00:06:13,963 --> 00:06:17,666 We both know that you always put yourself first. 118 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:20,236 - It can cause complications in older adults. 119 00:06:20,303 --> 00:06:21,471 - You're not that old. - Exactly. 120 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:23,440 I'm not even old enough to get the vax. 121 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,809 - So go stay in a hotel or something. 122 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,011 - Why can't they stay at Brett's? 123 00:06:28,078 --> 00:06:29,012 - Are you kidding me? 124 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:31,114 - He's their dad. - It's not his week. 125 00:06:31,214 --> 00:06:33,316 - They're going to infect the entire house. 126 00:06:33,383 --> 00:06:34,951 - I cannot believe you. 127 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:36,419 - Wait, Mel. 128 00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:39,621 - Tell them I love them. 129 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:48,298 - What the hell is this? 130 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,699 - Ooh! 131 00:06:49,732 --> 00:06:51,968 It tastes pretty bomb. - Tastes like a hamburger. 132 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:56,506 - Oh, these little, uh, croque monsieurs are good. 133 00:06:56,539 --> 00:06:59,843 - Uh, it's a ham-and-cheese sandwich. 134 00:06:59,876 --> 00:07:03,012 - Mm, the smell of all of this is making me want to puke. 135 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,949 - What about one of those little, uh, chicken roulades? 136 00:07:06,015 --> 00:07:07,917 - Those taste like nuggets, Brett. 137 00:07:07,951 --> 00:07:09,719 - The chef has a Michelin star. 138 00:07:09,786 --> 00:07:11,454 - In what? Making lunch for my kids? 139 00:07:11,521 --> 00:07:13,523 - This is the third caterer Marilyn's found. 140 00:07:13,622 --> 00:07:16,192 - Okay, no one's paying $500 to come to our gala 141 00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:17,827 and eat fish sticks. 142 00:07:17,861 --> 00:07:20,629 - Now I'm gonna hurl. - I feel dizzy. 143 00:07:20,697 --> 00:07:23,733 - You're under a lot of stress. - Please, I'm fine. 144 00:07:25,568 --> 00:07:27,804 - It's not easy selling your parents' house. 145 00:07:27,904 --> 00:07:29,139 Are you kidding? 146 00:07:29,205 --> 00:07:31,207 I'm gonna make a killing off that commission. 147 00:07:31,274 --> 00:07:32,942 - It's your entire childhood. 148 00:07:33,009 --> 00:07:34,844 - Well, I'm a grown-up now. 149 00:07:34,878 --> 00:07:37,013 - Besides, you can never really go back. 150 00:07:37,113 --> 00:07:38,114 - Moving on... 151 00:07:38,148 --> 00:07:40,416 Marilyn is flying in a James Beard Award winner 152 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:41,718 from Chicago. 153 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:43,620 - I have no idea what that is, but I'm always hungry. 154 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,256 - Tasting menu will be ready Wednesday. 155 00:07:46,289 --> 00:07:48,858 - Now I'm dizzy. - Ooh. 156 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:51,895 Yeah, I got to a house full of infested kids coming over. 157 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:54,864 - And I have a new puppy. - Please. 158 00:07:54,931 --> 00:07:56,633 - She has to go out every two hours, 159 00:07:56,699 --> 00:07:57,767 and we haven't been sleeping. 160 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,636 - Can't you get a night nurse or something? 161 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:01,037 For a dog? 162 00:08:01,104 --> 00:08:02,605 Maybe you should've had a baby. 163 00:08:02,671 --> 00:08:04,908 - No, that would've been way worse. 164 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:07,177 - But then everyone would want to help. 165 00:08:07,243 --> 00:08:09,078 Ugh, none of this. 166 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:18,354 - Tell me everything. 167 00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:20,156 - Oh, well, Doug's not here yet. 168 00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:22,025 - No, I can't wait. I can't wait. 169 00:08:22,091 --> 00:08:23,393 - Okay. 170 00:08:23,493 --> 00:08:25,428 We wanted to tell you together. 171 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,130 - What is the news, Alice? 172 00:08:27,163 --> 00:08:28,765 - It wasn't planned. 173 00:08:28,831 --> 00:08:30,533 - Oh, stop it right now. 174 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,735 - Our family is growing. 175 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:35,505 - Oh, yes. Yes. 176 00:08:35,605 --> 00:08:38,074 - Oh! Here she is! 177 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:41,477 - Here is who? 178 00:08:42,879 --> 00:08:46,182 - Our new baby, Gail. 179 00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:48,685 Gail? 180 00:08:48,751 --> 00:08:50,687 I told you she wasn't gonna find it funny. 181 00:08:50,753 --> 00:08:53,389 - We're gonna need a lot of help. 182 00:08:53,456 --> 00:08:56,359 - What about doggie day care? - It's just so expensive. 183 00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:57,727 - They're, like, strangers. 184 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:00,163 - Yeah, and we would much prefer her to be with family. 185 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,197 - Yeah. 186 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:03,566 Good practice for being a grammy one day. 187 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:06,069 Aw. 188 00:09:06,135 --> 00:09:07,637 Got to get back to work. 189 00:09:07,705 --> 00:09:10,340 - Okay. Have a good day. - Thanks, baby. 190 00:09:10,373 --> 00:09:12,710 She likes you. 191 00:09:12,775 --> 00:09:16,346 I know what you're up to. 192 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:19,148 - It would really mean a lot to your son. 193 00:09:19,249 --> 00:09:20,183 - I'm not doing this. 194 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,619 - I just got him to forgive you. 195 00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:28,324 - This is blackmail. 196 00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:32,195 - You owe me. 197 00:09:57,287 --> 00:09:58,588 - Mm. 198 00:10:00,156 --> 00:10:01,658 - Hello? 199 00:10:03,593 --> 00:10:05,361 - Welcome home. 200 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:07,263 - Oh, my God. It's even better on the inside. 201 00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:09,132 - We've driven past this house for years. 202 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:10,734 - Oh, do you live in the neighborhood? 203 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,001 - Always wanted to. 204 00:10:12,101 --> 00:10:13,704 - Homes never come up for sale here. 205 00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,071 - Well, this street's rich with history. 206 00:10:15,138 --> 00:10:17,507 It's hard to let these houses go. 207 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,275 - The yard is huge. How big is it? 208 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,576 - Almost a full acre. 209 00:10:20,711 --> 00:10:22,178 - Oh, it's perfect for a pool. 210 00:10:22,312 --> 00:10:23,680 - Oh, honey, you can put in that smoker and barbecue pit 211 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:25,014 you've always wanted. 212 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:26,983 - Uh, I'm not sure you'd have the room. 213 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,418 - You said it was an acre. 214 00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:30,754 - Yes, but it's mostly the amazing garden. 215 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:33,056 - Love the roses. - They've won awards. 216 00:10:35,726 --> 00:10:38,094 - Oh, yeah, we'd love a pool more. 217 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:43,533 - Took the owner more than 25 years to grow that garden. 218 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,234 - Our kids can't swim in a garden. 219 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:56,179 - This is my favorite room of the house. 220 00:10:57,847 --> 00:10:59,148 - Cool little nook. 221 00:10:59,215 --> 00:11:00,350 - Right? 222 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,720 Perfect for a young girl's afternoon tea parties 223 00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:03,920 with stuffed animals. 224 00:11:03,986 --> 00:11:05,988 - My kids are older. 225 00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:09,793 - Oh, well, she can also cram for her AP bio test there. 226 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,361 And, hey, maybe even have her first wine cooler 227 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:13,229 with her best friend when her parents are sleeping. 228 00:11:13,329 --> 00:11:15,833 - My daughter is married with two kids of her own. 229 00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:17,333 - Oh, well, when they visit-- 230 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,335 - Thinking this will be a workout room. 231 00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:27,176 - A living room to make new memories. 232 00:11:27,276 --> 00:11:29,011 - What's up with this fireplace? 233 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:30,814 - Oh, majestic, isn't it? 234 00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:32,982 Pewabic tile, original to the house. 235 00:11:33,015 --> 00:11:37,520 - So we could, like, sell it if we chipped it out? 236 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,689 - Why would you want to do that? 237 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,958 - Because I'm thinking media center. 238 00:11:41,991 --> 00:11:44,728 Could do surround sound, concession stand, 239 00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:46,896 popcorn, candy. 240 00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:48,097 Yeah, it'll be fly. 241 00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:50,366 Right, Mom? 242 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,869 - Whatever my son wants. 243 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:54,237 - Hey, how much can I get for that dank chandelier? 244 00:11:58,474 --> 00:12:00,744 - The whole kitchen could use a facelift, really. 245 00:12:00,811 --> 00:12:03,847 - I am not in love with the stone. 246 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:06,717 - It's got great bones, though. - Totally. 247 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,719 - Right? 248 00:12:08,786 --> 00:12:11,020 Let's do this. 249 00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:12,856 - I'm gonna need you to leave. 250 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,258 - I'm sorry? - This house isn't for you. 251 00:12:15,391 --> 00:12:17,560 - Oh, but we want to put in an offer. 252 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:18,729 - Get out. 253 00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,864 - Full asking. - Goodbye! 254 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,900 I said, go! 255 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,701 - Oh, my God. - Go! 256 00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:26,102 Go! 257 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,570 Thank you! 258 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:31,842 You don't deserve this house! 259 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,643 - But it's one of the most desirable streets 260 00:12:33,676 --> 00:12:35,144 in Grosse Pointe. 261 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:38,014 - And you had so many appointments. 262 00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:41,551 - They all felt the house needed too much work. 263 00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:53,996 - Hey, babe. How are the kids? 264 00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:55,998 - Their dad's taking good care of them. 265 00:12:56,032 --> 00:12:59,068 - See? I told you everything would work out. 266 00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:00,804 - You're never wrong. 267 00:13:00,938 --> 00:13:03,740 - Hey, and now we have the house to ourselves. 268 00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:09,412 No, you have the house to yourself. 269 00:13:09,445 --> 00:13:12,515 - Where are you going? - Brett's. 270 00:13:12,615 --> 00:13:14,785 - Why? 271 00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:16,720 - Because I am going to stay there, too. 272 00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:21,023 - Like a slumber party? 273 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:24,126 - I'm not gonna abandon my sick children. 274 00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:26,128 - Leaving them with their dad is hardly abandonment. 275 00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:28,030 - One sick child is a lot of work. 276 00:13:28,097 --> 00:13:29,298 Two is a pandemic. 277 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:31,567 - Where are you gonna sleep? - I don't know. 278 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,135 - Like, in his bed? 279 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,505 - That's what you're worried about? 280 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,640 - It just feels weird, okay? 281 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,376 - You can't have it both ways. - I'm just saying-- 282 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:43,814 - No, you cannot ask me to take the kids away 283 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,349 and then control how I do it. - Mel-- 284 00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:48,719 - Parenting is more than just, like, throwing a football 285 00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:50,620 and killing it on the dance floor. 286 00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:52,455 - Who took them fishing? 287 00:13:52,522 --> 00:13:54,725 - It's the things that you don't want to do 288 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:55,893 that make you their dad. 289 00:13:55,926 --> 00:13:57,159 - I know that. - Do you? 290 00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,295 - Yes. - Just--you can't leave. 291 00:14:00,697 --> 00:14:04,367 The rental on the heist movie that we were watching, 292 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,836 it expires tonight. 293 00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:07,738 - I finished it. 294 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,639 They get caught. 295 00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:27,523 - Well, this is a new look. 296 00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:29,625 - Coach says I need to condition more. 297 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,994 - Oh. - Yeah. 298 00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:33,162 - Uh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 299 00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:35,766 I wasn't done. Wait! Wait! 300 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,166 Hold on! 301 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,735 I know you can hear me! 302 00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:41,103 I'm not, like, someone that can run! 303 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:44,875 Would you hold up? - Get out of my way. 304 00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:46,777 - Will you stop fitnessing for a second? 305 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,678 You're not my mom, okay? 306 00:14:48,745 --> 00:14:50,613 - I know! 307 00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:52,415 I know. 308 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:57,988 I just--I just wanted to congratulate you. 309 00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,689 - I don't need anything from you. 310 00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:01,557 - Will you just open it? 311 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,071 I already have a mitt. - Not like this one. 312 00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:16,740 - Yeah, 'cause it's, like, a hundred years old. 313 00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:20,509 - It was your dad's. 314 00:15:25,381 --> 00:15:27,116 - Why do you keep doing this to me? 315 00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:28,852 - What do you mean? 316 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,054 - You already gave me up. 317 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,156 - Yeah. I m-made a mistake. 318 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,994 - No, it was the right thing to do. 319 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,294 - What? 320 00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:40,596 - But you didn't have to come back. 321 00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:42,298 - Yeah, I chose to. 322 00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:45,035 - That's what's so messed up. 323 00:15:45,102 --> 00:15:47,570 All of this was your choice, not mine. 324 00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:48,739 - I'm sorry. 325 00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:51,474 - And now you've-- you've put all of this on me, 326 00:15:51,574 --> 00:15:54,143 and now I've got to live with it forever. 327 00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:57,480 - Yeah. 328 00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,050 Well, this is why I'm not a real mom. 329 00:16:00,117 --> 00:16:02,485 I don't know how to handle this kind of stuff! 330 00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,988 - I wish I never knew any of this. 331 00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:06,489 - I'll just go, okay? 332 00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:10,794 This isn't-- this isn't what I wanted. 333 00:16:10,927 --> 00:16:14,196 You okay? 334 00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:16,465 - Oh, it can't be healthy for you guys to run this much. 335 00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:18,200 - Maybe you should just sit down. 336 00:16:18,234 --> 00:16:20,937 - I'll be fine! I just got to-- 337 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:27,844 - Are you faking it right now? 338 00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,449 Oh, man. 339 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,723 - I swear there was cough medicine here. 340 00:16:40,623 --> 00:16:42,625 - Do you want me to run out and get some? 341 00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:45,561 - Mommy, I don't feel good. - I know, sweetie. 342 00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:47,563 - Check the drawers. - Okay. 343 00:16:49,198 --> 00:16:50,533 Oh, my God, it's a mess in here. 344 00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,368 - Oh, sorry. I'm between butlers. 345 00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:54,938 - Daddy, my head hurts. - Yeah, coming, buddy! 346 00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:56,840 - Well, it's just so disorganized. 347 00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,207 - I have a system. 348 00:16:58,307 --> 00:17:00,276 - What, like, total chaos? 349 00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,979 - If you're gonna be here, it can't be like we were. 350 00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:10,120 - You used to store weird things in the spice rack. 351 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,691 Ahh. 352 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:17,060 Right next to the oregano. 353 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,495 - Makes perfect sense. - Ha ha. 354 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,538 - Shut up. 355 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,915 Patty, Gail needs to pee-pee. 356 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,512 - Oh, you forgot something. 357 00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:14,450 If you don't write down her potties, 358 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,787 we can't get on a schedule. 359 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,868 - Did you get the Popsicles? 360 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,004 - Got the last box. 361 00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:36,106 How are the fevers? - Sky high. 362 00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,606 - Ugh. 363 00:18:40,409 --> 00:18:42,311 - You need some coffee? 364 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:45,414 - I already had four cups. 365 00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:48,051 - Oh, good morning. 366 00:18:48,151 --> 00:18:49,618 - Hey, okay, here. 367 00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:52,354 - Oh. Um... 368 00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:55,591 oh, somebody's had an accident. 369 00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:57,027 - Oh. 370 00:18:57,093 --> 00:18:59,729 This is Hermès. 371 00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:02,933 - Still need to log it. - All right, give it to me. 372 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,734 Okay, okay, I got it. - Thanks. 373 00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,136 - Go. Go. Go. 374 00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:07,737 - Bye. 375 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,408 - Bye. 376 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,383 - Look what I found with the olive oil. 377 00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:23,253 Both liquids. 378 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,988 - Yeah. 379 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:28,992 No, I-I get the system now, but really, Goldschlager? 380 00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:31,228 - Oh, yeah, that's what happens when you match with someone 381 00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:33,296 named Coco on the dating apps. 382 00:19:33,362 --> 00:19:36,565 - What grade was she in? - Oh, God. 383 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,236 It's not that bad. 384 00:19:39,336 --> 00:19:40,704 - Mm. - Come on. 385 00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:42,638 Since when have you turned down something made of gold? 386 00:19:42,739 --> 00:19:44,640 - Okay, I'm not actually that person. 387 00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:46,575 - Low-hanging fruit. I'm sorry. 388 00:19:53,549 --> 00:19:56,518 - God, I don't remember parenting being this hard. 389 00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:58,154 - Well, what about when Zach had croup? 390 00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:00,556 - Mm. Was that when he was, like, two? 391 00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:02,558 - Yeah, we had to keep taking him outside 392 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,593 so he could breathe, and it was, like, 20 below. 393 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,596 - Did it work? - Yeah. 394 00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:09,933 But it was terrifying. 395 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,838 - I literally have no memory of that. 396 00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,672 - Well, come on, the doctor was worried 397 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,607 he was gonna have to go to the hospital. 398 00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:22,112 - Brett, I wasn't there. 399 00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:24,114 - Oh, it was during law school. 400 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,783 You could have been at the library or something. 401 00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:30,686 - Yeah. 402 00:20:32,289 --> 00:20:34,824 I guess I wasn't around much. 403 00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:37,994 - Mm. But you are now. 404 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,602 - Ahh. 405 00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:02,919 - How'd you know I was here? 406 00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:05,889 - Apparently, I'm still your emergency contact. 407 00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:08,892 - Oh, that says a lot about me, I guess. 408 00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:11,895 - Sorry I'm late. I was in London. 409 00:21:11,995 --> 00:21:13,462 - Says a lot about you. 410 00:21:13,529 --> 00:21:16,465 - Needed to pick up my mail anyway. 411 00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:22,138 So how's the patient? - They don't know what's wrong. 412 00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:23,472 - Oh. 413 00:21:23,539 --> 00:21:26,608 You might be dying. 414 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:31,181 - What if you're all I have? 415 00:21:31,281 --> 00:21:33,549 - Would that be so bad? 416 00:21:33,649 --> 00:21:36,820 - It's not the same as family. - Now I'm offended. 417 00:21:36,886 --> 00:21:40,323 - You don't get offended. - True. 418 00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:41,958 - You know what I mean. 419 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,262 - Heard that son of yours called the ambulance. 420 00:21:49,598 --> 00:21:52,068 What else was he supposed to do? 421 00:21:54,971 --> 00:21:58,308 - Good morning, Ms. Bradley. - Oh, God. 422 00:21:58,408 --> 00:22:00,910 How bad is it? 423 00:22:53,463 --> 00:22:55,965 - How far along are you? 424 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:02,671 - I just had one too many smoked-salmon cones. 425 00:23:02,739 --> 00:23:05,175 - I saw you pour your champagne into a plant. 426 00:23:06,743 --> 00:23:08,845 - I'm just trying to pace myself. 427 00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:10,480 - Whose is it? 428 00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,284 - I-- 429 00:23:14,384 --> 00:23:16,486 - Joel's? 430 00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:18,321 - I'm not seeing your husband anymore. 431 00:23:18,421 --> 00:23:19,989 - That's not what I asked. 432 00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:30,133 - Please don't tell him. 433 00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:40,810 - I'm not looking, but we got cars around the corner, Misty. 434 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:43,146 - Coming. 435 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,984 - Congrats on another kid you don't deserve. 436 00:24:02,699 --> 00:24:04,000 - Love all the natural light. 437 00:24:04,534 --> 00:24:06,269 - South-facing windows, 438 00:24:06,369 --> 00:24:08,938 so you get sunrises and sunsets. 439 00:24:09,005 --> 00:24:11,908 - Don't always find that in these older estates. 440 00:24:13,409 --> 00:24:14,711 - Huh. 441 00:24:14,811 --> 00:24:17,580 What do you think about the fireplace? 442 00:24:17,679 --> 00:24:20,049 - Pewabic tile? Are you kidding me? 443 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:25,755 - Landscaping out back might need some updating. 444 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,791 - Not with those roses. 445 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:32,061 - And how old did you say your daughters were? 446 00:24:32,128 --> 00:24:33,563 - Four and eight. 447 00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:35,098 - Oh. 448 00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:38,434 It really feels like this house should be yours. 449 00:24:38,501 --> 00:24:40,669 - Do have one stipulation, though. 450 00:24:40,703 --> 00:24:42,305 - What is it? 451 00:24:42,372 --> 00:24:45,341 She's giving us 10% over asking. 452 00:24:45,441 --> 00:24:47,610 - Why? - To take it off the market. 453 00:24:47,676 --> 00:24:49,979 All cash, no escrow. 454 00:24:50,046 --> 00:24:52,081 - Oh, that's fantastic. - Look at that. 455 00:24:52,148 --> 00:24:53,850 You'll have enough to build a humidor 456 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,351 for all your stinky cigars. 457 00:24:55,418 --> 00:24:56,619 - And you'll have enough 458 00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:58,755 to constantly replace all your rugs. 459 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,357 - I won't have to 'cause no one will constantly forget 460 00:25:01,424 --> 00:25:02,959 to take their shoes off. 461 00:25:03,059 --> 00:25:05,328 - Guys, you'll both have more than enough to stay as far away 462 00:25:05,428 --> 00:25:06,596 from each other as possible. 463 00:25:06,629 --> 00:25:08,364 - This calls for a toast. 464 00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:12,936 - We're so proud of you, honey. 465 00:25:13,002 --> 00:25:16,239 - You done good, little girl, real good. 466 00:25:16,339 --> 00:25:19,475 - At least she seems to love the house as much as we did. 467 00:25:19,576 --> 00:25:21,844 - Buyer's name seems familiar. 468 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,647 - Isn't that Gus and Natalie's daughter from the club? 469 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:26,182 - Who are they? 470 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:28,284 - Her father is one of the biggest commercial developers 471 00:25:28,351 --> 00:25:29,786 in the state. 472 00:25:29,886 --> 00:25:33,856 - Wait, you mean, like, uh, condos and apartments? 473 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,226 - No wonder she wants the house as is. 474 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,727 - She's gonna tear it down. 475 00:25:39,295 --> 00:25:40,830 - To fresh starts. 476 00:25:46,236 --> 00:25:48,137 Yeah, who's a good pup? 477 00:25:48,204 --> 00:25:49,505 Yeah. 478 00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:52,275 Yeah, who's a good girl? 479 00:25:59,215 --> 00:26:00,850 No, you're too good. 480 00:26:00,917 --> 00:26:02,485 - You better run, you brain muncher. 481 00:26:02,552 --> 00:26:04,420 Got him! - Great, okay, I'm dead. 482 00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:05,822 Awesome. Thanks. 483 00:26:05,888 --> 00:26:07,457 Try now. Hey. 484 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:10,960 - Turns out Mom's a total psycho. 485 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,464 - Did the landlord come by? 486 00:26:14,497 --> 00:26:15,832 - If he did, we didn't hear him. 487 00:26:15,932 --> 00:26:18,067 - Yeah, hey, we're saving civilization here. 488 00:26:18,134 --> 00:26:19,102 - Yeah. 489 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:20,903 Oh, hey. Hey. 490 00:26:21,004 --> 00:26:23,806 Did somebody have a good walkie? 491 00:26:23,906 --> 00:26:26,809 Oh, yes, you did. - He... 492 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:30,046 he knows about the dog. 493 00:26:31,848 --> 00:26:33,516 - How did he find out about Gail? 494 00:26:33,549 --> 00:26:36,352 - Good question. 495 00:26:36,452 --> 00:26:39,289 - Okay. 496 00:26:39,355 --> 00:26:42,525 I'll head down there and see if seeing this cute little face 497 00:26:42,592 --> 00:26:44,360 can't change his mind. - Really? 498 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,095 - Yeah. - Thank you. 499 00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,801 - What's the problem? 500 00:26:53,704 --> 00:26:56,506 - We're not supposed to have dogs. 501 00:26:56,572 --> 00:26:58,207 - Oh. 502 00:26:59,842 --> 00:27:02,011 - How did he know, Patty? 503 00:27:02,111 --> 00:27:04,881 - Maybe he saw the poop bags in your trash. 504 00:27:04,981 --> 00:27:06,816 - Why would he be going through our trash? 505 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,284 - Oh, you know what? 506 00:27:08,351 --> 00:27:12,255 Make sure you write that last one down, by the way. 507 00:27:21,297 --> 00:27:23,701 Hey. I was finishing that level. 508 00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:25,635 - We had Molly for seven years. 509 00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:28,004 - So? - And the landlord never knew. 510 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,439 - Okay. 511 00:27:29,472 --> 00:27:31,474 - Never went through our trash, never snooped through anything 512 00:27:31,574 --> 00:27:33,876 because he never even suspected we had a dog. 513 00:27:33,976 --> 00:27:35,078 - Well, you got lucky, then. 514 00:27:35,144 --> 00:27:37,113 - What did you do, Patty? 515 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:39,515 - Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No. 516 00:27:39,582 --> 00:27:40,784 Don't be ridiculous. No. 517 00:27:40,818 --> 00:27:43,419 - This is a whole new level even for you. 518 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,954 - Look who's talking? 519 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,457 Is this how you thank me, hmm? 520 00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:49,058 I have lost sleep. 521 00:27:49,158 --> 00:27:52,362 I have gone above and beyond just to help you out. 522 00:27:52,395 --> 00:27:55,264 - It's not like you want to. - It's just a dog, Alice. 523 00:27:55,331 --> 00:27:56,299 - Not to me. 524 00:27:56,399 --> 00:27:58,067 - You know what the crazy part is? 525 00:27:58,101 --> 00:28:00,136 You don't want a baby, but you are willing 526 00:28:00,203 --> 00:28:02,438 to put in twice the effort, twice the work, 527 00:28:02,505 --> 00:28:03,873 just for some stupid pet. 528 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:06,609 - She is way more than just a pet! 529 00:28:06,676 --> 00:28:09,011 - Oh, right, your generation-- you put them in strollers. 530 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:11,047 You--you bring them into restaurants. 531 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,882 You buy them seats on airplanes. 532 00:28:12,915 --> 00:28:15,719 - She is my baby. - She's an animal! 533 00:28:18,621 --> 00:28:21,692 You know... 534 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:25,228 I really thought you would come to your senses after Molly. 535 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,999 - What is that supposed to mean? 536 00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:34,604 - As long as you have a dog, I'll never have a grandchild. 537 00:28:42,078 --> 00:28:44,815 Their fevers broke. 538 00:28:44,882 --> 00:28:47,216 Oh. Oh, my God. 539 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,919 I-I'm so sorry. The door was unlocked. 540 00:28:49,952 --> 00:28:51,387 - It's fine. - I didn't see anything. 541 00:28:51,421 --> 00:28:54,190 - I'll be out in a minute. - I'm going. Take your time. 542 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:56,292 - Oh, my God. 543 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:07,470 - I am so sorry. 544 00:29:07,503 --> 00:29:09,071 - Well, it's not like you haven't seen 545 00:29:09,172 --> 00:29:10,406 any of this before. 546 00:29:10,506 --> 00:29:13,009 - It's just the last couple nights felt so normal. 547 00:29:13,075 --> 00:29:15,378 - Yeah, the kids, all of us together again. 548 00:29:15,478 --> 00:29:17,714 - It's like I never left. 549 00:29:20,249 --> 00:29:23,686 - Well, I got a pretty good handle on everything now, so... 550 00:29:25,421 --> 00:29:27,523 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 551 00:29:27,623 --> 00:29:28,958 No more fevers. 552 00:29:28,991 --> 00:29:30,761 Kids can go back to school tomorrow. 553 00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:33,663 - W-well, I should help you clean up. 554 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,632 - Uh, this is cleaned up. 555 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,334 - Oh, my God. 556 00:29:38,434 --> 00:29:41,037 Connor would go crazy if our kitchen looked like this. 557 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,538 - You know he's gonna make you quarantine 558 00:29:42,605 --> 00:29:43,774 when you get back home. 559 00:29:43,874 --> 00:29:45,675 - Oh, he's gonna make me sleep in the car. 560 00:29:51,614 --> 00:29:54,617 - Um... 561 00:29:54,718 --> 00:29:57,553 he's not a good dude, Melissa. 562 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:05,661 - You are. 563 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:09,800 - Uh-- 564 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,836 uh, it's totally cool if you want to go. 565 00:30:19,642 --> 00:30:22,245 - What if I don't want to go? 566 00:30:38,194 --> 00:30:40,496 Oh, you should probably... 567 00:30:40,563 --> 00:30:41,597 - Yeah. - Get that. 568 00:30:41,664 --> 00:30:43,934 - Sorry. Um... 569 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,568 Hey, babe. 570 00:31:53,737 --> 00:31:56,238 - We might have to hire someone for the attic. 571 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:02,779 I don't think we ever threw anything away. 572 00:32:04,246 --> 00:32:05,882 - What was this? 573 00:32:05,949 --> 00:32:08,184 - Uh, Christmas Eve, maybe. 574 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,820 You look about nine. 575 00:32:09,853 --> 00:32:11,554 - I mean... 576 00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:13,957 the looks on your faces, 577 00:32:13,991 --> 00:32:16,059 the smiles. 578 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,227 - We were excited for Santa. 579 00:32:26,268 --> 00:32:27,570 - Was it all a lie? 580 00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:28,604 - Oh, honey. 581 00:32:28,671 --> 00:32:31,008 - How can you throw 40 years away? 582 00:32:31,108 --> 00:32:33,509 - It doesn't erase what your mother and I had. 583 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,645 - Did you even try to fix it? - Of course I did. 584 00:32:35,712 --> 00:32:37,881 - Therapy, date nights. - All of it, baby. 585 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,649 - Tucker and I figured it out. 586 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,519 - This isn't a rough patch. 587 00:32:45,454 --> 00:32:48,025 It's the end of the road. 588 00:32:48,058 --> 00:32:50,827 - But how are you so sure? 589 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:06,977 - The--the glue, 590 00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:11,347 the stuff that keeps you together when you're younger... 591 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:15,551 it just lost its bond as we got older. 592 00:33:15,651 --> 00:33:17,888 - But... 593 00:33:17,988 --> 00:33:21,024 Nothing's ever gonna be perfect. 594 00:33:21,091 --> 00:33:22,591 - Let's be real. 595 00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:24,961 I got more yesterdays than tomorrows. 596 00:33:24,995 --> 00:33:28,531 Dad, that's dark. 597 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:32,002 I'm not looking for perfect, baby. 598 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:34,037 I just want to be happy. 599 00:33:34,071 --> 00:33:35,604 Your mom, too. 600 00:33:39,675 --> 00:33:42,278 - I just wish there was something I could have done. 601 00:33:42,378 --> 00:33:44,213 - None of this is your fault. 602 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,916 - Ugh, that's what you're supposed to tell your kids. 603 00:33:45,949 --> 00:33:47,416 - Because it's true. 604 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:50,219 - But I don't want two Christmases. 605 00:33:51,454 --> 00:33:53,857 - Cathy, I'm giving you my Tupperware 606 00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:56,693 'cause I noticed some of your lids were stained. 607 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,896 - Thanks, Mom. 608 00:33:59,963 --> 00:34:01,832 - Sweetheart, what happened? 609 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:05,068 - Cathy's having big feelings. 610 00:34:18,647 --> 00:34:21,218 - It's so unfair. 611 00:34:21,283 --> 00:34:24,453 How can they just jack our rent up out of nowhere? 612 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,124 - Um, they can when we get a dog out of nowhere. 613 00:34:28,992 --> 00:34:32,528 - The rescue said, um, we can take her back anytime. 614 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:39,468 I can't believe we're a home a dog needs to be rescued from. 615 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,805 - Well... 616 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:46,243 maybe we'll win the lottery and get her back. 617 00:34:46,342 --> 00:34:48,611 - How could someone in our building 618 00:34:48,677 --> 00:34:51,680 have a problem with such a cute puppy? 619 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:57,187 - Unless it's not someone in our building. 620 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,189 - Okay, that makes even less sense. 621 00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:01,124 - It was just an anonymous phone call 622 00:35:01,191 --> 00:35:02,525 to the rental company, right? 623 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,827 - Yeah, so? 624 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:06,763 - It could be anyone. 625 00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:12,969 Hey, puppy... 626 00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,603 And the worst part is, 627 00:35:14,704 --> 00:35:18,074 it really felt like Gail was my dog, too. 628 00:35:20,143 --> 00:35:21,410 Mm. 629 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,079 - Just please don't get sucked 630 00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:25,581 back into the gaming life again. 631 00:35:25,681 --> 00:35:27,217 - I just need to beat the high score, 632 00:35:27,284 --> 00:35:28,350 then I'm throwing it away! 633 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:29,953 - Aren't you already the highest score? 634 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,420 - I was. 635 00:35:31,487 --> 00:35:33,223 Then my mom beat me the other night. 636 00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:34,623 - Seriously? 637 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:35,926 - Yeah. 638 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,894 Turns out she's a lucky shot. 639 00:35:46,468 --> 00:35:47,871 - Maybe it's not just luck. 640 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:49,306 - Right. 641 00:35:49,371 --> 00:35:51,473 I mean, she could just really hate zombies. 642 00:36:01,084 --> 00:36:02,752 - Doug's dad gave him the gun, 643 00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:05,188 which means Patty had access to it. 644 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,589 - Okay. 645 00:36:06,689 --> 00:36:09,391 - Plus, she told me I'd never give her a grandchild 646 00:36:09,425 --> 00:36:11,761 as long as I had a dog? - Uh-huh. 647 00:36:11,828 --> 00:36:15,265 - And when you think of all the insane things she has done, 648 00:36:15,332 --> 00:36:17,934 shooting a dog actually fits the profile. 649 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:20,237 - Hmm. 650 00:36:20,369 --> 00:36:22,272 - She got rid of Gail. 651 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,875 Maybe she also got rid of Molly. 652 00:36:28,178 --> 00:36:29,913 Am I being crazy? 653 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,515 - Yeah. - 100. 654 00:36:33,616 --> 00:36:35,719 - But... 655 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,921 it's a good crazy. 656 00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:42,424 - The last time I went down this road, 657 00:36:42,524 --> 00:36:44,060 I got fired and almost divorced. 658 00:36:44,094 --> 00:36:47,163 - Yeah, but that was bonkers, and we just couldn't tell you. 659 00:36:47,197 --> 00:36:51,334 - I cannot lose my mind again over some wild hunch. 660 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,502 - You don't have to. 661 00:36:53,535 --> 00:36:54,804 - What do you mean? 662 00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:56,206 - You still have the gun, right? 663 00:36:56,273 --> 00:36:57,606 - Yeah. - And the bullet? 664 00:36:57,741 --> 00:36:59,743 - Mm-hmm. - Then all we need is Tucker 665 00:36:59,809 --> 00:37:03,113 to call his old FBI buddies, and they'll run tests. 666 00:37:03,213 --> 00:37:04,446 - I don't know. 667 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,349 - Don't you want to know the truth? 668 00:37:06,383 --> 00:37:08,218 - I'm not sure my marriage could handle it. 669 00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:13,522 But this shrimp toast is bussin'. 670 00:37:13,589 --> 00:37:15,125 - At least we found our chef. 671 00:37:15,225 --> 00:37:17,260 - Hmm. - Mm. 672 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,819 - Let's make this quick. So what do you got? 673 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,587 - Some real dirt on Brett. - What'd he do? 674 00:37:50,193 --> 00:37:51,728 - Your wife. 675 00:38:45,015 --> 00:38:45,815 - Hey. 676 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,583 - Hey. 677 00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:50,353 - Just wanted to make sure you didn't die. 678 00:38:51,653 --> 00:38:53,622 Thanks for calling the ambulance. 679 00:38:53,723 --> 00:38:57,559 - Yeah. I, uh--I followed behind in your car. 680 00:38:57,593 --> 00:38:59,595 - That must have been traumatic. 681 00:38:59,729 --> 00:39:02,265 - Made me want to try harder. - Yeah. 682 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:06,069 These moments really show us that life is short, right? 683 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,004 - Actually, just made me want to earn a fat stack 684 00:39:08,071 --> 00:39:09,239 so I could buy a Porsche. 685 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,342 - Oh, okay. 686 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,377 Glad something good came out of it. 687 00:39:14,411 --> 00:39:16,012 - So, are you... 688 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,515 dying or something? 689 00:39:18,614 --> 00:39:20,850 - Oh, I just... 690 00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:24,754 need to stop mixing booze and diet pills. 691 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,222 - Okay. 692 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,562 What was my dad like? 693 00:39:38,401 --> 00:39:42,505 - Uh, you know that guy who's, like... 694 00:39:42,539 --> 00:39:46,675 super smart and doesn't even have to try, 695 00:39:46,743 --> 00:39:48,945 everyone wants to be like him? 696 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,646 - I guess. 697 00:39:50,713 --> 00:39:52,849 - Your dad was the opposite. 698 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:56,786 - So what? He's, like, a loser? 699 00:39:56,886 --> 00:39:59,823 - He never lived up to his potential. 700 00:40:02,492 --> 00:40:05,862 But I have a feeling that you will. 701 00:40:14,104 --> 00:40:15,805 - Well, um... 702 00:40:18,441 --> 00:40:20,877 I'm really glad that you're not dead. 703 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,816 - Oh, um... 704 00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:31,554 Can I ask how your other dad is doing? 705 00:40:31,588 --> 00:40:33,890 - He's not sleeping on the couch anymore. 706 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,193 - Oh. 707 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:40,196 Good. 708 00:40:40,296 --> 00:40:42,298 - He left my mom. 709 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:55,245 - So, yeah, everything has a season. 710 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,385 And even though you know the next one's coming... 711 00:41:05,155 --> 00:41:09,893 You never quite know how hard it's gonna hit. 712 00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:12,762 - What's the ETA on the black Cadillac? 713 00:41:12,829 --> 00:41:14,330 Everyone's trying to get out of here. 714 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,932 - On it. 715 00:41:24,007 --> 00:41:27,410 What the hell are you doing? - We got to talk, lady. 716 00:41:29,212 --> 00:41:31,814 - You do not want to be alone with me right now. 717 00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:33,950 - I'll take my chances. 718 00:41:35,752 --> 00:41:37,353 - Your funeral. 719 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:44,160 - Because let's face it, Mother Nature's a bitch. 720 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:47,664 And then you die. 47903

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