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♪
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Cars are washed,
gutters are clean.
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Great.
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Hey, I noticed a couple loose
shingles when I was up there.
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When was the last time
you had your roof done?
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Mm. Seven,
eight years ago?
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No. I was still nursing Connor.
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[exclaims] Please tell me that
was not seven, eight years ago.
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I guess it's been longer
than I thought.
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I can fix those shingles,
get you a couple more years out of it.
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I'll give you a hand.
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I don't want you up on a ladder.
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I ain't gonna fall.
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What happened when you were
hanging the Christmas lights?
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That squirrel startled me.
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I'll be ready for him now.
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Look what came. My paycheck
from the news station.
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Sweet, how much we talking?
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It's not about the money.
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It's about people seeing me
on TV and being jealous.
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That is what I sent you
to college for.
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I'm proud of you.
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I think I'll book myself
a spa day to celebrate.
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Ain't that expensive?
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Yeah, but TV money.
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Guess I'll spend
my "tire money" on a new roof.
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Or hospital bills when you fall.
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I won't let him fall.
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I ain't gonna fall!
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♪
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Nice that Mandy's making
a little extra money.
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Yeah, and blowing
through it just as fast.
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Are you upset
she's treating herself?
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We pay the mortgage,
buy all the food,
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and what do we get in return?
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She don't even offer to chip in.
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You would take her money?
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It's the thought
that counts, Audrey.
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And she never thinks
the thought.
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You don't know what she thinks.
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Well, if you think she thought
the thought, keep thinking.
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It's their money.
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If it doesn't bother Georgie,
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it shouldn't bother you.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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You put in an order
for those new rims?
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I did.
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Great.
You restocked the struts?
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- Yes, sir.
- Good, good.
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Does it bother you Mandy's spending
all that money on a spa day?
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♪
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[coos]
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♪
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- Why would it bother me?
- Why would what bother you?
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This here's private
family business.
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Mandy stepping out on him?
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We all saw that coming.
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No. She's going
to get a massage.
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Oh...
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So she's taking
her clothes off
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and getting rubbed
by a total stranger.
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[chuckling]
I was way off.
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It ain't about the massage,
it's about her wasting their money.
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She comes home relaxed
from the spa,
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that's a treat for me, too.
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He's talking
about doing it.
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[quietly]
With your little girl.
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Are you upset that Mandy's
going to the spa?
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No, what do I care what
my daughter does with her money
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while she's living under
my roof and eating my food?
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So, it does bother you?
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Yes.
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And it bothers you
that it doesn't bother me?
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Also yes.
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Well, I will try harder
to be bothered by it.
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Get there by lunch,
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I really want to complain
about this more.
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♪
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- What's all this?
- Breakfast in bed.
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A Pop-Tart buffet.
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We have brown sugar cinnamon,
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chocolate,
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and for the health-conscious,
strawberry frosted.
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That one.
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And how would you like
that toasted?
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Medium?
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Excellent choice.
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So, when can we
hang out again?
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Actually, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
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My building's
being fumigated,
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and I was hoping I could
stay here for a few days.
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Um...
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That a problem?
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It's just, you haven't
even met my mom yet.
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Then let me meet her.
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Um...
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Is that a problem?
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We haven't been dating
that long,
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isn't this all a little quick?
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It's fine, I can crash
in the stockroom at work.
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I just thought
this would be more fun.
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[scoffs]
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I'm more fun than the stockroom
at a music store?
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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Well, that's... sad.
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Just a few days?
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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Just park down the street,
come in through the garage,
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and if you see
a blonde woman,
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pretend you don't
speak English.
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♪
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There's my girls.
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How's it going?
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She's asleep,
which is good
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because she kept
knocking down our tower.
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How was work?
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It was good.
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Hey, you want to do
something tonight?
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Oh, what'd you have in mind?
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I don't know,
maybe dinner.
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That we cook...
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...for your folks.
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Why?
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They do a lot for us.
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It'd be nice to let them
know we appreciate it.
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[scoffs] What dumb
thing did my mom say?
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- Nothing.
- Good.
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Your dad said it.
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What?
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He just feels like we might
be taking them for granted.
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That's crazy, you spent all
day working on the house.
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It was more
your half of "we."
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Well, I didn't do anything.
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There you go!
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You think I don't do
anything around here?
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What?
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Well, apparently,
I'm unappreciative.
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What did you say to her?
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Nothing.
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Georgie told me.
Wait, what did you say to her?
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Uh...
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So, you're just complaining
about me to everybody?
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If you got something
to say, say it.
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[sighs]
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Fine. I pay for everything.
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I?
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If I say "we," you're
gonna be a part of this.
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"I" works.
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You know who works? Me.
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Two jobs. And I'm a mother.
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Yeah, and as soon as you get
a little money, spa day.
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You have a problem with me
going to the spa?
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I do when everyone is
paying for your life.
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Okay, Jim, that's enough.
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Oh, you don't think
she's irresponsible with money?
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Of course she is,
you spoiled her rotten.
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This is on me, now?
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All she had to do was
bat her eyes
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and she'd get
anything she wanted.
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[high-pitched voice]
That is not true.
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"Oh, please, Daddy,
I need ice skates.
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All my friends have ice skates."
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All my friends did have them.
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You used them once.
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Well, they stopped
being friends with me.
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Hi. CeeCee's
trying to nap,
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so maybe we use
our inside voices.
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I can't believe you told on me.
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Don't get mad at him.
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Yeah, you're the one talking crap
about your daughter behind her back.
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You watch it,
you're on thin ice.
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Mm, maybe you should
buy him ice skates.
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♪
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♪
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That's a lot of food.
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I'm a growing boy.
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I'm gonna die broke.
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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Rent check.
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[chuckles]
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I know what you're doing.
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You're making a big show 'cause
you think I won't take it.
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That's not what I'm doing.
I want you to take it.
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No, you don't.
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Do I have to bat
my eyes at you?
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Oh, please, Daddy,
please take my money.
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- Watch it or I will.
- Go ahead.
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- I'm gonna.
- Good.
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Good!
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- Happy?
- So happy!
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Me too!
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Well, I'm happier than you!
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I can't believe
he took it.
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Why?
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Because he was supposed to say
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[low-pitched voice]:
"Aw, I appreciate it,
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but I can't take money
from my baby girl."
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Oh. So now you're all,
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[high-pitched voice]:
"Why'd he take my money?"
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What? I thought we were
imitating each other.
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Do you want to hear
my imitation of you?
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No, ma'am.
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[nasal voice]:
I didn't ding-dang think so.
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I can't believe
you took it.
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Yeah, I'm as
surprised as you are.
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I'd have figured
you'd cave immediately.
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Well, I wanted to,
but then I realized
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maybe some tough love is
what she needs right now.
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- Good for you.
- Thanks.
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But you can't
keep her money.
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What? Why?
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If you start taking it,
they'll never move out.
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Just give it back.
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Well, if I do,
I won't have made my point.
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Do you even know
what your point is?
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You know, responsibility,
work ethic,
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her generation sucks,
that sort of thing.
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I'm glad he took it.
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We should be paying
our own way.
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We're poor.
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We'd be less poor if we were
more careful with our money.
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And when you say
"we" you mean "me."
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But I said "we."
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The same way that "we" take care
of CeeCee all day,
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and then "we" work
at the diner all night?
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Well, this "we" gets
tow truck calls all night.
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So, you think that "we"
works harder than "we"?
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Fine, we both work hard,
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but only one of us is
buying spa days.
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[scoffs]
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And now we know that was
a dumb thing for us to say.
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What do you want
to do today?
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Don't you have work?
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It's my day off.
I'm all yours.
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Great.
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Unless you had plans.
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I...
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do not.
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Cool, so we can spend
the day together.
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Yep, the whole day.
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[playing bossa nova music]
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[joins with lively tune]
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I can't believe you haven't
seen Reality Bites.
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I love this movie.
248
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I mostly watch
experimental films,
249
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but this has been
on my list.
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[playing indistinctly]
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So, what'd you think?
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Reality certainly
does bite.
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I know, right?
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00:11:01,964 --> 00:11:04,471
Well, I'm gonna
take a shower.
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00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,822
Is there room for two?
256
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,042
Yeah...
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Georgie.
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00:11:15,268 --> 00:11:17,311
- Can I see you a sec?
- Yes, sir.
259
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,716
What's up?
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00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:23,224
There you go.
261
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,925
What's this?
262
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,538
That's the money
Mandy gave me for rent.
263
00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:27,841
Don't tell her.
264
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,844
Mm-mm. I ain't getting
in the middle of this.
265
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:34,022
Besides, I'm glad
we're paying you rent.
266
00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:36,416
I respect that.
267
00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,265
Now quit it and take the money.
268
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,942
No, I ain't no freeloader.
269
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:43,818
- Mandy would take the money.
- Well, then give it to Mandy.
270
00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:46,163
No, I'm teaching her a lesson.
271
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,820
By making her think she's
paying rent when she ain't?
272
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,215
Raising children is
mostly lying. You'll see.
273
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,088
Thank you, but I ain't taking it.
274
00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,308
- Hey, you get back here and take this money.
- No.
275
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,202
Fine, then I'm giving
you a raise.
276
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,398
You can't do that.
277
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,052
Uh, I can and I will.
278
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,618
I'll take a raise.
279
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,577
You ain't getting a raise.
280
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,752
Why is he getting one?
281
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,275
It ain't a real raise.
282
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,838
It's rent money my wife gave him
283
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,757
that he's secretly trying
to give back to me.
284
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,758
You don't pay rent?
285
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,238
He won't let me.
286
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,895
I've got to marry
into a white family.
287
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,498
- Is that "Whip It"?
- You need to go.
288
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,689
What? Why?
289
00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,796
I just need you to.
290
00:12:34,816 --> 00:12:36,300
I thought we were having fun.
291
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,651
- We were.
- Then... what the hell?
292
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:44,134
I'm not good at being
around people all the time.
293
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,570
It's exhausting.
294
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,789
I'm exhausting?
295
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,272
No, I am.
296
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,665
Acting normal
for this long is hard.
297
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,537
You don't have to act
differently around me.
298
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,713
- Yes, I do.
- Why?
299
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,020
'Cause I do weird stuff.
300
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,630
Like what?
301
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,415
Like walking around
talking to myself.
302
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,460
That's not that weird.
303
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,514
In a language I invented.
304
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,246
Okay.
305
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,120
There's a lot of tongue clicks.
306
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,338
Well, there are things
I'm embarrassed about, too.
307
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,383
Not like mine.
308
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,863
You know when I told you
309
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,735
my apartment was
being fumigated?
310
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:19,822
Yes.
311
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,473
I lied.
312
00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:23,391
I don't have an apartment.
313
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,656
I've been sleeping on a friend's couch
and she kicked me out.
314
00:13:26,794 --> 00:13:27,919
Oh.
315
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,445
Don't worry, I'll find
somewhere else to crash.
316
00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:35,110
- Hold on.
- No, it's fine.
317
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,104
Please stay.
318
00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:42,149
Are you sure?
I-It'll only be for a few days.
319
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,022
I'm sure.
320
00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:47,156
Doesn't weird you out
that I'm kind of homeless?
321
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,460
To be honest, if I wasn't
my mom's favorite,
322
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,204
I'd be homeless, too.
323
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,991
♪
324
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,644
Maybe this weekend
we can hit the hardware store,
325
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:00,907
get them shingles fixed?
326
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,084
Absolutely.
327
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,694
Actually, Georgie will not be
doing that.
328
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,047
- I will not?
- You will not.
329
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,699
Why?
330
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,744
Well, because we pay rent now.
331
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:16,130
And renters don't do repairs.
That's the landlord's job.
332
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,146
It's okay, I don't mind.
333
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,757
I mind.
334
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,279
Fine, I can do it.
335
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,638
- You're gonna hurt yourself.
- I ain't gonna hurt myself.
336
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,490
You know he's gonna
hurt himself.
337
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,723
Well, I guess he's gonna
have to hire someone.
338
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,410
Audrey, how much did
this dinner cost?
339
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,423
Because I don't think
we should be giving away
340
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,723
free food to our tenants.
341
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:46,649
I am not charging
my daughter for food.
342
00:14:47,202 --> 00:14:48,345
How about
your son-in-law?
343
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,870
That's a thought.
344
00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:52,408
Hey! I'm trying to help.
345
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,922
You asleep?
346
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,924
No? Okay,
back to the top.
347
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,665
"Three Little Pigs,
there's three of them,
348
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,320
they're little..."
Here we go again.
349
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,366
I can read it to her.
350
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,128
No, it's okay.
351
00:15:09,148 --> 00:15:10,152
Okay.
352
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,155
I was just trying to do
one nice thing for myself,
353
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,366
and it sucks that nobody
thinks I deserve it.
354
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,488
You don't have to tell me.
355
00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:21,770
I remember how hard it was
raising kids,
356
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,860
and I wasn't waiting tables.
357
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,080
[sighs] Between
meal times and tantrums
358
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,734
and story time
and work, and...
359
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,714
I don't get a second alone.
360
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,608
Well, I'm here.
361
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,871
And I'm grateful,
362
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,826
but you're also one of the people
I need alone time from.
363
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,357
Is that nice?
364
00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:44,053
Nice? No.
365
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,489
True? Yes.
366
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,320
Am I sorry? Eh.
367
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,713
I know it's thankless
and exhausting,
368
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,541
but hopefully someday
369
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:57,156
CeeCee will appreciate you
the way you appreciate me.
370
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,854
Oh, no.
371
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,339
[TV shuts off]
We need to talk.
372
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,952
Oh!
373
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:16,438
You have to stop giving Mandy
a hard time about this spa thing.
374
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,000
It ain't about the spa,
375
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,809
it's about her not appreciating
all that we do for her.
376
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,528
The way you didn't appreciate
all I did when I was raising our kids?
377
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,922
I raised them, too.
378
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,186
Jim.
379
00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:30,186
Well, I was
building a business.
380
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,448
You did.
381
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,711
But you know what I did
was harder, right?
382
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,368
[chuckles] Come on.
383
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,576
You got to stay home and
play with them all day.
384
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,153
Mm-hm, sure.
385
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,285
Oh, which arm was it
you got that flu shot in?
386
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,504
The, uh, it's
this one, why?
387
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,247
Ow!
388
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,204
Stay home
and play with them?
389
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,032
What else you gonna
do with little kids?
390
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,036
Although you
might punch them.
391
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,516
Since it's so easy, why
don't you spend the weekend
392
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,346
taking care
of your granddaughter?
393
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,694
I'd love to, sounds fun.
394
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:00,930
Great.
395
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,784
And don't think I'm gonna
be around to help you.
396
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,745
You are on your own.
397
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,443
Ooh, scary.
398
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,357
Oh, you might want
to go to bed soon.
399
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,795
She gets up at 5:00.
400
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,059
Oh, no.
401
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,806
♪ Crack that whip
402
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,114
♪ Give the past a slip
403
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,117
♪ Step on a crack
404
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,989
♪ Break your mama's back
405
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,165
BOTH:
♪ When a problem comes along
406
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,949
♪ You must whip it.
407
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,082
[crying]
Aw.
408
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,215
Come on,
stop crying, please.
409
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,869
We got these,
these are bananas.
410
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,828
Who cries
over bananas?
411
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,038
Oh, oh, good, Georgie.
412
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,527
Would you mind taking over?
I can't get her to stop crying.
413
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,007
You try giving her bananas?
414
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,704
Sliced, mushed, I sang
415
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,551
"Come, mister tally man,
tally me banana."
416
00:17:55,571 --> 00:17:56,562
Nothing.
417
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,276
Sorry. Got to get up on the roof
and fix those shingles.
418
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,321
You'll figure it out.
419
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,452
[crying]
420
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,324
What do you want?
421
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,545
Ice skates? Pony?
422
00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:07,805
No?
423
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,288
I'll buy you anything.
424
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,161
My masseuse was little,
but she was strong.
425
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,595
My guy was pretty big.
426
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:19,364
You had a guy?
427
00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:21,437
Raúl.
428
00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,781
No fair.
429
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:27,915
I want a Raúl.
430
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,742
♪ It's not too late
431
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,179
♪ To whip it
432
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,571
BOTH:
♪ Whip it good.
433
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,010
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