Original subtitles

Yes, my brothers and sisters!

Go forth, and reclaim this world!

Ow, ugh, watch it!

General Ryndok?

I'm Prophetess Vale!

I helped you fulfill the prophecy!

So, anything else you need from me just say the word!

Prophetes Vale!

- Shit! - Prophetess Vale!

- Let go of him, he's with me. - Thank you!

Put your little horns on, Larry. Try to blend in a little bit.

Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.

Oh, hey...!

Maybe we should try this little leash I got?

Put it on me and you could always know where I was.

I, you... you should know I'm not going to like that--

Okay, I'll just clip it on

and then I'll give you the handle.

I don't care for how buttery the leather is.

This seems like a sexual leash.

No, no! This is...

For dogs, cats--

Dogs? Cats?

It's a pet leash!

It says "Fuck Leash," Larry.

Oh, I didn't see that when I bought it.

What store did you get this from?

A pet store.

That's... I can tell you're lying.

At this rate, all of Hell will be swarming around here soon.

We need to reprogram Gary's ensorcelled door.

- Kavya? - Oh, um...

Well, it's a seven rune pattern,

but, if you get it wrong,

you could open Gary up to someplace bad.

Worse that Hell?

Leslie? You know what I'm thinkin'?

Plan C.

Marito, no. Plan C is not an option.

But we do need to get... creative.

Which is why I held on to this last bit of imagination juice.

It's time all of you to meet...

The Chess Master.

Here we go...

Aah!

Chess Master! Chess Master!

Leslie!

This is an illegal gathering!

Please disperse!

You are breaking--

several by-laws at the very least!

Okay Gary, Leslie’s coming.

Halt. Prepare to: die:

Mother... Wait!

We don't have time for this, Gargnel!

love you.

witch.

Wait.

Gary!

Hey, Leslie!

Ah ah ah.

- Leslie! - Mother!

- Oh yeah. That was awesome. - Wow! Wow.

That was a nice one, General!

Can't believe I saw that!

You got that lady down!

Bitch.

Look at these humans!

They have nothing that can compete with our power!

Yet they presume to rule us?

And mock us!

With their plastic horns?!

Woah, sorry, yeah, actually he's with me!

General, there's been a misunderstanding!

I can take them off if you'd prefer.

They were my idea.

Don't blame Vale!

See how they snivel and beg!

But we shall treat them as they have treated us!

Without grace or mercy.

This is our world now!

They. Are.

Finished!

Larry! No!

Uh!

Larry...

Hey...

Why don't we put the leash on me?

Just for old-times' sake...

Oh... shh shhh.

Larry, don't...

ruin this with your last words.

Yo, Ryndok!

Say hello!

To Plan C!

Wait, are we rolling on this?

- Get my death on camera, Dave! - One second!

- Get it on camera! Dave! Dave! - Okay, okay!

And we're rolling!

Aw!

Ugh!

Uh...?

Uh nuh...

Oh hey Buddy!

What's going on?

Aww, you finally learned how to tie a noose for daddy!

That's good, that's a good knot!

Ow. Ow!

Ow!

Oh, sorry Gary!

We need to move fast. Okay.

Hey, you get away from him!

Oh! And, done!

Okay, gotta go!

- Thanks Kavya. - No problem!

Oh boy...

You know we're probably still gonna die, buddy, but...

but don't you worry, okay?

When me and the rest of the scourge are wiped out, you'll be okay.

You'll just have to start living with demons.

Right?

Y'know, maybe that'll be good for you

No, I can't fight.

My sword got broke, remember?

He shat...

shattered it.

So easy how he shat, how he shattered it.

But that's okay.

'Cause you know what, Lil Fleshler?

You make me better.

You're the best thing that's ever--

What's happening here?

What're we doing now?

Are we about to--?

Oh my god!

♪ The two of us together ♪

♪ Father and son ♪

♪ Lovin' each other ♪

♪ Bonds of family ♪

♪ Stronger than steel ♪

♪ Stronger than... ♪

Wait, I didn't know he could do that without his sword!

Yeah, you can morph with pretty much anything

- He can? - Yeah.

He would've known that if he'd read the manual.

Well, there you have it. Not enough people read the manual.

Right!

♪ You are my sword ♪

♪ I could never love somebody else ♪

♪ The way I love you Baby boy ♪

♪ I would die for you ♪

♪ No question ♪

♪ You are my sword ♪

♪ You are my sword! ♪

♪ You are my, you are my, You are my sword ♪

♪ You are my sword ♪

♪ You are my swooOOOooord ♪

- Oh wow! - Good job, Gary!

That was awesome!

Waoh. Thanks gang!

You ready to do some damage, buddy?

Hiya!

Woah! Haha...

Close call!

Let's do this, Ryndok!

You and me,

and my sweet baby boy!

With pleasure!

Two titans continue to exchange blows behind me

with the fate of mankind hanging in the balance.

- Huh! - Woah!

Hut hut hut!

Woah!

I could've died just then!

Which makes me realize how little I've...

lived!

This is Jim Clevins, reporting

without a tie!

That's it, Gary!

You take the front, and I'll take the back!

Let's get it!

Yeahh!

No!

I hope that helped, Gar!

You fight well for a human,

- Chosen One! - Thank you.

But the power your ancestors stole

are no match for the real thing!

Fortunately,

I'm not fighting alone!

Using my kind as tools, Gary?!

Come on, man!

Pretty disappointing

but not surprising, to be honest!

He's not a tool, he's my son!

I carried him as an egg,

and then I birthed him outta my mouth!

That sounds unecessary!

It was a little bit.

But now I love him,

and he loves me!

Ugh!

Hut! Hut! Hut!

Grah!

Get off me!

I'm going to fucking kill you!

And everyone else in this world!

Yeah, you’re going to fucking shove-- I'll fucking shit on your grave!

Hey, you better not!

Let's go!

No!

Stand down, Gary.

I will, just. just uh--

I said stand down!

Okay!

You think I will spare this traitor?!

I will crush any demon that stands with humans,

beginning with this one!

- Oh, wow! - Yeah, good to know.

Please, just... let him go.

I'll give you a choice, Gary.

His life...

for yours.

I made a deal like this once, it...

The person I was trying to save got killed anyway.

Well, I guess that's a risk you're just going to have to take, Gary.

Gary? Don't do anything crazy here, buddy.

The world needs you!

I don't care about the world.

You're a credit to your kind.

Honorable, but...

naive.

No!

What... what's happening?

Oh hell yeah!

Gary's in the house!

Demons!

Help me!

Wait! Gary, stop!

It's me! It's Tucker!

Please don't hurt me.

I'm still in here!

I know I can fight it.

I just need you to do something for me.

Gary...

I need you...

to fucking die!

Amastio!

Ow, what now?!

Wait!

Amastio!

Please, no, don't do this

uh... Miss...?

Argh, I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

It's Vale!

Thank...

you...

Tucker...

Uh... Fellas?

We should get outta here.

Definitely. Yeah.

You'll be okay, man. Just keep your head up.

Go, uh, go humans!

Yeah, go humans! See you guys on Monday.

I'm sorry, Tucker.

You didn't deserve this.

But that's how the world works, I guess.

It's a cold, miserable place where nothing good ever happens to anyone.

Hiya buddy.

Aw.

I love you, too.

Yeah, no...

Mama's just bemoaning the state of the world, mmkay?

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, let 'em have it.

Huh, that was a nice service.

- Wasn't it? - Oh my god.

Shut the fuck up. Larry.

I can't believe that I killed Ryndok for you.

It's really, I don't know where I was at.

But it's dark. It's really dark.

You chose me over genocide,

and I knew you would

because you love me.

I don't love you, I don't even really like you.

Why are you hard to fuckin' kill? Are you a cat or something?

I don't know what you mean by that.

Cat's are easy to kill.

Generally they're small and unassuming.

- What? - You can sneak up on a cat.

You know what, Larry? I don't wanna hear it.

This is some kind of sicko stuff.

- You are a fucking weird guy. - No, I just...

It's not from experience, necessarily.

But, like, you know what I mean, like,

people think that cats have 9 lives,

I don't think it's true. I think they've got 1, 2 at tops.

Can you shut the fuck up Larry?

Or I'm gonna put you in one of the empty graves.

- I am so serious right now! - I...

You know what? Also, the other thing about cats is...

they wear leashes.

Okay, then the leash is coming back and you're doing a callback.

You're getting in the grave!

- You're getting in the grave! - Aah! Ugh!

Ugh... well, joke's on you, Ms. Vale!

I have enough almonds to last me...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Quite a while!