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How's he doing, Marito?

His vitals are stable.

But! I don't love these x-rays.

Seems like he's got more bones in there than a human man should have.

Way more bones!

That's too many bones!

Oh, yeah, there's a lot packed in there.

Just packed in, yeah.

Well, the good news is

this old book is looking pretty spent.

Yeah, I guess we just have to hope it died of natural causes,

and not after pushing it's evil contents into Tucker.

Well, c'mon now!

Far as we know, Tucker killed the book.

and then bonked his head!

And now he's just...

recovering from the bonk.

Oh yeah, wow!

This is very, uh, scientific and, and, and, plausible.

He's probably just recovering from a bonk!

Follow up question:

Where has Tucker gone?

Hello!

- Woah! - Holy Shit

Tucker!

Wow!

How ya feelin' there, Buddy?

I feel alive!

For the first time in centuries!

"Centuries..."

I don't know Tucker that well, but I'm gonna say that's kinda...

- I think he's changed. - That's too old.

Yeah, he's changed, he's a demon now.

- Let's grab him! - Yeah, I got him, Gar!

Kill him! Gut him like a fish!

No! It's still Tucker, sort of!

- Nothing fatal! - Oh, right!

Sedate him! Sedate him like a fish!

Oh!

How did you know?!

My one weakness was whatever was in that syringe!

Oh ya got me!

Nuts!

And now you-- I'm just kidding!

What was that?

Ahh...

Y'know this is a nice place.

He he he he he...

Crazy...

Now is anyone else worried that he just let us arrest him?

Well, maybe he knows there's too many of us

and fighting

would be a waste of time.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Yeah, that's it for sure. I'm worried about fighting you!

Alright, this guy's pissing me off!

Hey, if you think I'm bad,

just wait until the rest of us have returned!

Returned? From where?

Ugh.

Alright, let's focus here, how do we get him outta Tucker's body?

Maybe a spell?

I'll go ask Kavya for help.

- Oh! Uh, excuse me. - No worries.

What the fuck?

Get back in your cell, man!

Hey, easy! Don't yell.

Yelling is my weakness now!

You guys...!

Do you want to fight me? Is that what this is?

Cause we can fight!

What I want is for every demon in this area

to rise up and fight you on my behalf.

Well, well if that's what you want,

you're going to be waiting a long time, man!

'Cause demons around here don't really work together.

I mean the fucking rebellion that brought you back

was two people, total.

And one of them was a human, so...

Oh, that's understandable.

Such was the case in my time as well.

But I raised an army by teaching them the self-respect needed

to overthrow the human scourge!

So, all it takes is a bit of motivation and bingo-bango!

Aaand...

It worked!

You did overthrow the scourge!

You won the war and it's...

Oh, wait, no I got it all backwards, don't I?

Because you fucking lost!

And ended up in a fuckin' book!

- Oh snap! Get his ass, Gary! - Right?

Ha ha ha!

Y'know, I think the thing to consider

is that humans and demons get along better

than they did during your time, Mr. Ryndok, so...

Demons don't feel the need to "overthrow the scourge."

Well, perhaps you're right!

After all, you've got demons serving you here as we speak!

Surely this young man has made his peace with his role.

Don't mind me, I'm just happy to have work.

And we're happy to have you...

...friend.

She doesn't even know your name.

Yes I do!

It's uh...

- I think it's... - Don't guess if you don't know.

I'm gonna say that it's... Bink!

Oh yeah, that's Bink for sure! What's up, Bink!

It's Smish.

It's an honest mistake!

It's not that big a deal.

You thought his name was Bink?

Is that what you're saying? Bink?

Tell me something, Smish. How much do they pay you here?

Well, yeah, it's an okay wage.

But they pay me in Ministry Bucks,

so I have to buy all my groceries and clothes from the Ministry store.

The prices are pretty high there

- Right, yes... - Oh my god!

You guys are fucked out here!

Well, that's news to me!

And it's something that I will look into.

I value your feedback...

Um...

uh, friend.

- She forgot it again! - No!

No, I didn't 'cause he's my friend.

That, but... If I'm gonna use his name, well...

We know it's Bink!

- It's not, it's Smish! - It's Smish!

- Okay, I'm just-- - He just said it!

Well, I'm nervous! Everyone's looking at me.

- Leslie! - I don't know...

Smish! Listen to me.

You are descended from royalty.

You are better than these humans.

Y'know, they used to be our slaves!

And now look at you! They turned you into a slave.

But you're more than what they make you, Smish.

To me?

You are a god!

O-kay...

Just in case Smish is being radicalized before our eyes, should we...

get him outta here?

- Having the same thought. - Yeah, okay, great.

Yep, I'm on it.

Get your sick hands off me you freak!

I am a god!

Oh, Jesus. Gargnel, grab him! Grab him!

I am: robot. Modeled on: demon.

I am: conflicted.

Smish! Come back, bro!

Smish, we'll give you dental! Um...

Partial dental!

I can promise partial dental!

And what's your name?

Oh hell no! Back in your cell!

- Let's go! - You're right. I'm sorry. I'm going.

But Gary...

I do have one weakness, you know.

I am not interested in this.

It's brooms!

- It has ceased to be funny to me. - Oh, help me the broom got me!

Oh shoot!

Man, I know this guy's the enemy or whatever

But he's got jokes, bro.

I can't tell if I'm getting--

How's that feel, Ms. Vale?

Am I getting the knot?

- It... lower. - It's hard to tell, my hands are so small.

No, I know.

You know what, actually it's fine. It doesn't matter.

Hey, come on now.

Don't be sad.

If you're sad,

then I'll get sad

- then everyone will be sad - Hey! Stop!

and then I don't know what we'll do

- in that situation! - Larry, hey, c'mon!

- Larry, get your tiny paws off of me! - Woah, ooh!

Ow, oh, okay, you're right.

Stop, Larry. You've got to learn boundaries.

I couldn't agree more.

I pushed that tickle fight too far.

It's on the torture spectrum--

Oh! That's enou--

I hate to know that you know about that.

Oh, Ms. Vale, Ms. Vale!

I think you should see this!

Ryndok! Ryndok! Ryndok! Ryndok! Ryndok!

Are they chanting "Ryndok"?

Ryndok! Ryndok!

Ryndok! Yeah!

Ryndok!

Well we're here at the Demon Ministry,

where a mob of angry demons has gathered.

It's unclear what they want at the moment,

but speaking as a reporter, and even moreso as a human

I'm...

so scared.

Marcy?

Thanks Tag. Wow, I’ve never seen so much fear in a man’s eyes.

Well you haven’t seen me trying to carve a turkey.

Oh!

I don’t know how to use that electric knife.

I won’t come to your house then this Thanksgiving.

- You’re not invited! - Oh, oops!

I’m kidding of course, Marcy.

You’re always welcome over at the Thompsons.

- Traffic and weather to follow. - Aw!

This is a nightmare.

They shouldn’t be broadcasting this.

They're just letting more demons know what's going on!

That's mainstream media for you, bro!

If they're not lying, then they're sensationalizing.

And, also, something, something...

Pedophiles.

Oh, great, now we gotta de-program Marito.

Ok we’ve got ensorcelled weapons

for anyone who feels comfortable handling those.

Otherwise, probably just grab a gun.

Oh, hell yeah!

Gorgon head!

Leslie! I made a mistake!

Oh, please, this is nothing! Watch.

Stoner-stone-no-more

Woah!

Okay, this isn't funny anymore, dude!

Come on, let fight, you gonna fight?

- You wanna fuck? - What?

You wanna fuck? Let's fuck, er, let's fucking go!

Stop right there, Mr. Ryndok!

Wuh!

Oh no...

Ugh!

Oh, hell no!

Let's get 'em!

C'mon guys!

Tough break.

Oh fucking fuck, Hanley!

Okay, I'm going to go back to my cell so they can free me.

I feel like that’s going to be a big dramatic moment

that really brings us all together.

I'll see you in a sec!

Shut the fuck up and walk!

Oh, god, I hate that guy!

Alright, everyone behind me, behind me!

Don't worry, Gary. We're with you!

Oh, Leslie...!

Oh, god, they're coming!

Hanley!

Heads up!

Hanley!

Hiya!

Huh!

Oh no!

Sword make me better!

♪ Through the distant night I become myself-- ♪

Oh wow!

- Oh, oh no! - Oh my god!

Look at this!

Get outta here!

- Aww, oh my god! - Get out! Go Away!

- But I wanna see! Let me see! - It's private!

Okay, come here come here!

Come here!

Where the hell are you?!

Haha! The Interrupting Cow

interrupts the joke structure itself.

It's brilliant.

General Ryndok. Sir.

Smish.

So nice to see you again.

Good job, everyone! You guys are killing it!

Gary! There's too many of them!

Keep fighting, Hanley!

Gargnel! Help us!

I...

I will... not.

Oh, hello again!

Look at what just a small group of us can do when motivated.

It's positively moving!

Yes, it's very cool. They found their self-worth or whatever.

Now, let's do this. C'mon, buddy!

Let--

Get off of me!

Ahh!

Oh! What is that smell?

It's ministry-store-brand aftershave, Gary!

Doesn't smell very good, does it?

Well it's the only brand!

Alright, I'll take it from here, Smish.

Though, may I say, you look fucking radiant right now.

Thank you.

Okay, Ryndok, let's--

Oh! I can't move!

What's going on?!

Right, sorry, uh...

Oh shit.

My friends are waiting to return.

And you are sort of their way in.

What are you doing?

What...? Oh, my ensorcelled door?

Listen, I don't know what you think this is buddy

but that just leads to a room over there, so...

Whatever you're trying to do it's not gonna to work.

What?

You really don't know anything about your own powers, do you?

What's... what's going on back there?

Heh, oh that tickles.

No, no, no...

Oh my goodness!

It's happening, Larry!

General Ryndok!

- It's me, Prophetess Vale! - Oh, General Ryndok!

- General Ryndok! - Sir?

She'd like to speak to you!

Do you wanna boost? Get up on my shoulders.

Use my face as a--

Step on my face!

- Step on my face! - Okay, yeah...

General Ryndok!

Look at me! Using a human as a boost!

(muffled) That's right!

Behold, brave demons!

Our brothers and sisters return to us at last!

(laughing) Woah! Big mouth in the chest!

Pretty cool!

♪ Any time there's demons ♪

♪ You gotta know that Gary's coming to fight them ♪

♪ And send them ♪

♪ Away ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And any time you're feelin' ♪

♪ Afraid ♪

♪ Of demons ♪

♪ Gary will be there ♪

♪ To save the day ♪

Goodnight.