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That's it, buddy. Yeah get some of those chips.

Yeah, that's it.

No, no, no, avoid the hard-boiled eggs!

We don't want those.

No, no, no, no, no. Avoid--

Avoid the eggs!

You come here, missy. You're going to stay here where it's safe

until we get this dealt with.

Gary, we need to talk.

Holy shit! Okay, abort.

Get out of there, buddy.

C'mon, oh, leave the eggs.

Leave the eggs! No, no, no, no, no!

Ah! Oh, god...

What's going on, Les?

What's going on is my daughter

has gotten herself...

An imaginary friend.

Oooh... okay.

No, imaginary freinds are bad, buddy.

No, they're like those eggs.

You don't want 'em.

Know what I'm sayin?

Oh you're just gonna eat those anyway?

You're fuckin' psycho, man!

You're nuts!

Aren't kids just the best?

So, uh, yeah, as you know,

imaginary friends are mainly visible to kids.

But there’s a couple ways for adults to see them.

So the first option for seeing them, is, um...

Like, acid.

Like, uh... just your basic LSD.

Take that, wait thirty minutes.

Hey daddy.

The other option is less, uh...

Uh, ethical? I guess you'd say?

Less ethical than acid?

Hey, there's noth--

There's nothing wrong with acid, man.

Y'know, that's a fast track to empathy.

You could micro-dose it, y'know?

I don't know how familiar you are with that world,

But it really forges connections with your fellow man--

Okay, calm down Reddit.

Just, what's the other option?

So, the other option is goggles.

Made with...

uh...

Made of what?

You're saying it weird, like you're trying to hide it--

Am I saying...? Am I...? Lemme just [clears throat].

It's...? Okay, it's not funny!

Am I hearing "Chide-dyes"?

Child eyes! Okay? The eyes of a child.

Oh god!

Yeah, that's why I kinda, like, mumbled it--

Right, yeah, yeah...

Like from organ donations?

So, do you want the...

true answer, or the one that's gonna make us all feel better?

Ugh, Jesus Christ!

Okay, fine, you know what? We're just, we're gonna go with--

- the goggles. - Go with the acid.

- What did you just say?! - Well, what, Gary, okay?

The kids are blind already.

Just gimme the goggles!

Wow, really expected you to choose the acid there, okay.

Is your daughter okay, Leslie?

She seems kinda terrified.

She's fine, Gary.

Life's gonna get a lot harder than this,

so it's best she toughens up now.

Trust me.

Didi, honey!

Don't be scared, okay?

Okay...

Yeah, that should solve it.

Didi, could you describe your imaginary friend for us?

He's tall...

- Tall... - He's bald on top...

Uh, but with a pony tail?

Sorta drifting into classic pervert-territory, here...

Oh! And his head is a box,

and his arms are spaghetti.

And! One of his feet is a duck.

Okay, yeah, now it's getting fun.

Does his foot that's a duck

eat bread like a regular duck?

Sometimes, but...

he knows he shouldn't!

Ha ha ha!

Aw, man, no matter where ya put it,

a duck's a duck.

And what's his name, Didi?

His name...

is Rosco.

Okay, I guess Leslie's coming since she's armed to the teeth.

If I had to guess, I'd say someone's getting murdered tonight.

Okay now, listen up.

Imaginaries are...

very distrustful of outsiders.

So we're gonna have to Be. Cool.

Okay?

Alright, this is it.

Goggles on!

Let's rock.

Woah...!

Schoolyard jokes!

Get the latest schoolyard jokes!

Get your Gloo-Gloo Boos!

The disgusting candy kids can't wait to hate!

Woah, this rules!

Yeah this is where imaginary friends buy stuff

to share with their human friends back on the surface.

Kids here. Juicy, creative kids, here!

Hey, c'mere! Look at this.

Michael here likes to write plays!

For a small price I can tell you where he lives.

- Oh you son of a--! - Nope, no, no!

We're cool, we're cool! We're gonna go in here now.

Okay, my connection said that this is Rosco's spot.

So, let's just lay low and enjoy some Gloo Gloo Boos until he shows up.

They're actually really good, y'know.

They taste like dog ass, but in a fun way?

- Ugh! - Ew!

I'll try that, yeah.

Oh!

Oh, yeah, that is fun.

You want to try one, Les?

Leslie, you doin' okay?

Hm? Oh... sorry. Just...

My imaginary friend used to play pinball with me all the time.

That's how they get ya.

They worm their way into your childish heart.

and promise you a lifetime of friendship.

They just wanna feed.

And once they've had their fill, they take off!

Without even... saying goodbye.

Right.

I never told you about my imaginary friend, did I?

You mean, you mean Rosco?

You all think, we're...

in here to confront my daughter's imaginary friend, but...

he's more than that.

Yeah, he's yours, too.

Because I also had an imaginary friend as a kid!

- Uh huh... - Think you can guess the name?

I'm 99% sure it's Rosco

Yeah, it's Rosco.

- Are we agreeing on that? - A hundred percent.

- Yeah, it's definitely Rosco. - Yeah, a hundred percent.

Believe it or not...

- It's... - It's Rosco.

It's Rosco.

Well, great chat, Leslie

Think I'm gonna play...

"Unconfident Donny's Pinball" for a bit.

Hey, it's uh, it's uh... Unconfident Donny's...

Pinball, um...

Ugh fuck-ing hell, it's the first line.

Oh my god, he's falling apart!

We got pee pee poo poo here,

we got orange banana!

we got ya knock-knocks!

Jackpot...

Quack.

Oh, hello.

Hello Rosco.

Ah! What do you want?

Gloo gloo boos? I got all kinds of flavors.

Uh, snot, classic dog-ass--

I don't want your gross candy!

I wanna see you behind bars!

Your voice, it's uh, its...

And your smell

I'm getting notes of depression,

failed marriage, but... but I can't...

can't quite place it--

How about now!

Leslie!

Oh my goodness!

It's amazing to see you!

Gah!

No hugs!

You're under arrest, Rosco!

You fed on your last kid!

I see.

This is about Didi

I really think that you're ignoring what the kids get out of it!

You remember?

Your dad had just died,

you and your mom were fighting all the time.

You needed a friend!

And now Didi...

Her parents are getting divorced,

no one's spending time with her--

I spend time with her!

Playing?

Asking how she feels?

Or do you just boss her around and tell her what to do?

I am trying to raise her into a strong person who can't be tricked

by the likes of you!

But at what cost, Leslie?

At what cost?

Oh you shut up!

Tree belly-button grow!

- Boink! - Oh!

- Ugh! - Oops! Sorry.

- Boink! Boink! - Ow! Uh!

Oh! Rosco!

And Kevin here loves to draw--!

Get outta my way!

Hey, my pictures of kids!

Ah, oh jeez!

Help! Help! She's a human!

Hey, you get away from him!

- Uh...? - Oh...!

Jeez.

You're dead now, Leslie!

And when I'm done with you,

I'll get Didi to draw a bunch of cool, imaginative pictures.

And then I'm gonna eat!

No!

Goddamnit, Leslie!

There's too many of them!

And they're weird!

Okay, hup, here we go!

Doosh! Doosh! Boosh!

- Ugh! Tailbone... - Hey!

Gimme that!

Aw what the hell is this?!

- Corn! - What?!

- Woah! - Ow, Jesus!

Leslie!

Galade!

Bring me the acid! I need the acid!

Aw hell yeah! Waiting on that!

You're gonna love this, my man!

Gah! Rosco!

- Ha ha! - Gah!

Heeya!

I'm gonna hang that stupid duck above my fireplace, Rosco!

You don't have a fireplace!

You live in a one-bedroom apartment,

with a dark stairwell

that scares your daughter when she visits!

Not that you'd know!

Liar!

She'd tell me if she was scared!

You don't create an environment of open communication!

I'm trying my best!

Y'know, a younger you might've thought her way out of this.

But now...?

You don't have the imagination!

Maybe not.

But I know where to get it!

Huh...?

Gah!

Hyea-gah!

Ah!

Hey...

there's the Leslie I remember.

Why'd you leave me, Rosco?

I didn't!

One day you just...

stopped seeing me.

It's okay!

It was bound to happen eventually.

And by the looks of it,

you turned out alright.

Didn't she, Renee?

Take care of Didi.

She doesn't just need a mom.

She needs a friend.

Oh that sounded cool, that was good last words.

Did, did you like that?

- Yes, Rosco. - Ah, good...

Goodbye... Leslie.

Goodbye, Rosco.

Leslie! I heard an explosion!

Is everyth-- Are you okay?

Oh, god...

This acid's finally starting to kick in, I'm going nuts!

- Corn! - Holy shit!

Forgot I was still holding this corn...

Hey you two!

Mom!

Oh, come here, sweetheart!

What have you been drawing, here?

Uh, just... different things.

Well I want details, missy!

I wanna hear about every single drawing!

Is that a sun wearing sunglasses?

Yeah, it's cuz he's cool!

It looks very cool!

What's this over here?

Well it seems like you two had a successful little mission!

Yeah! Yeah, I guess we did!

It looks like you did a great job here.

Probably cuz you're such a great guy!

Aw thanks! Is uh...

this like a trick, or, uh...?

What's going on?

Oh, I'm on acid.

So my soul is big.

And I have, uh, room in it for all.

What fabric is this, by the way?

It's just cotton.

- Cotton. - Yeah.

Amazing.

K, I'm gonna go put my hands under the bathroom dryer for a bit.

Call me if you need me!

Alright.

Get that guy a prescription for acid

Corn.

Who said that?

Well, that's like another, other sun...