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The human chosen nears his lowest point.

This week alone he's cried at work,

in the shower

and while eating a breakfast sandwich--

Is there anything, uh...

maybe something spicy in the sandwich?

Right. Hard to tell, kind of, from the picture.

Could be some kind of...

- Calabrian chili paste. - Yeah.

He looks like he can't handle spice.

"Too much pepper!"

Good one, Prophetess Vale!

Thank you.

Either way, he has been crying quite a bit!

Soon he shall hit bottom,

and give himself to our cause.

Perhaps today is the day he tastes true despair--

And perhaps today is the day you'll all taste...

Fresh sourdough!

I made way too much of it,

as usual.

Take it, take it, please. Take some of my sourdough.

- Heyyyyy! - Nice one, Larry!

Glad you got your starter working, buddy!

I know, I've been feeding it and feeding it, it's finally turned out.

Yeah, yeah, it just takes time.

It's a living thing!

Oh, for Pete's sake! Sit down, everyone!

Larry, get out of here. It's demons only!

Say no more. I totally get it. I'll go.

Unless...

How about now?

Larry!

Sais improve me!

Aw,

- c'mon you pesky powers! - Ugh...

- Aw, man, Gary's in rough shape. - Come on!

I don't think he can handle any more bad news, today.

Well, he's gonna have to Hanley, so...

Who's gonna tell him?

Well, you're his boss.

You're his partner.

Eh, he doesn't really think of me that way...

Well, maybe he would if you did something brave and bold like this.

Well, he'd probably like you more if you did it

I just, I... He's just...

I just wish you'd do it.

I'll do it!

- That's a good man right there. - Thank god...

I'm the master of the bad-news-sandwich.

You just gotta put the bad news in between two pieces of good news.

Check it out!

Yo, Gary!

We just made a fresh pot of coffee!

That's good news, right?

You like that.

Okay, second thing...

We're bringing back your nemesis, Fleshler.

The one that killed your fiancé or whatever

Aaaaand third thing now...

I got you some of that coffee you were so excited about.

We noticed the change a couple days ago.

After some tests, we realized he was finally regenerating.

but apparently the egg can only last so long in this body

before it needs a warmer incubation system.

So, Marito has outfitted Gargnel here with an artificial womb

made from the skin of a pig.

You excited to have a baby, Gargnel?

Gargnel is: ready,

to become:

- mother. - My man!

This baby's gonna hatch inside an egg,

inside a pig, inside a robot?!

He's gonna be like "cheque, please!"

That's exactly...

Yeah, yeah...

It's funny! Everything's so funny.

Am I missing something here?!

This is Fleshler, right? The most murderous demon we know?

We should smash this egg now,

before it can grow into the evil being it's destined to become

Well, who says it's destined to become evil, Gary?

Maybe we raise him in a warm, loving environment

he'll turn out warm and loving!

Oh, yeah, like in that movie about Damien,

the baby who's actually the devil,

but his mom is so nice

that by the end of the movie

- he's just helping people out! - Exactly.

That's not what happens in the movie!

It's the opposite!

He's the devil!

Well, didn't Adam Sandler make something about a helpful devil-boy?

Little Nicky! Classic!

Okay, well, who's making their point with movies now?

- Get his ass, Leslie! - Yeah!

I'm sorry I introduced this.

Y'know I think the larger point is that

regeneration is something we don't get many opportunities to study.

Who knows? This thing could be the key to defeating death itself!

And when you defeat death, you're on step closer too...?

I have no idea what you want me to say--

Killing God.

Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna end this thing now.

- Huh! - No, Gary!

Let go of me!

Do not harm: my child.

Get off! Get off!

My nemesis, my choice!

Hyugh!

Oh, yes...

He's looking terrible/.

And he's with civilians.

Perfect.

This is so exciting!

Hey, anyone want any almonds back there?

Ooh, yeah!

Put those away and shut your mouth.

Larry, you're only here because it's your van!

Okay, I'll put the bag here...

and if anyone wants the almonds, they're here in the bag, so...

Get the fucking almonds out. They're... out!

These are the backup almonds.

So, Marito says it's gonna live in me

for a couple days before it hatches,

and then it'll climb out of my mouth,

or the "nearest available hole."

So that's me. What's new with you guys?

I am just so thrilled for you, Gary!

We had sort of given up on the idea of more grandkids.

What with you being single, and...

Steve's vasectomy.

Best. Decision. I ever made.

If you need one, Gary, my guy's super cheap.

He's gonna get licensed very soon,

and everything is like 100% in there--

Not 100%, there is still some leakage,

but it's decent.

He did a decent job.

Great stuff, man, yeah.

I don't know if you guys understand what I was just--

what I just said there,

So, I'm, I'm just gonna say it again.

I'm essentially infected with a parasite,

which is the regenerated clone

of my nemesis.

I am not. Pregnant.

Coulda fooled me, Gar!

Where are you pointing?

The egg's not even in my stomach right now, it's...

Where is it? Aw, Jesus...

- Ow! - Aww, it's kicking!

It's not kicking.

It's clawing!

- Aww! - It's clawing!

- That's great! - I wanna feel it claw!

I don't know how to make this any more clear.

The moment this thing is outta me

I am going to kill it.

Aww, classic nervous dad, eh?

I was the same way, bro.

When Judy was pregnant I prayed for it to die.

What?! Dad...!

No, it's true.

But at a certain point, those feelings turned to love.

I think it was around first words...?

That's like a year later!

Way more than that! You think you were talking in a year?

Ha! Get over yourself.

Owww! Oh, God!

Something's wrong!

Ohmygod! Is it coming?

It's tearing at my brain!

It's coming!

Call the ministry.

Get Marito. Ugh, something's wrong!

Gary, it's okay. I am a trained doula.

And we are going to make this a safe, memorable,

and empowering birth experience for you!

My first question is...

Have you selected any music

for your experience?

Okay, there you go, buddy.

Everything's gonna be,

everything's gonna be just fine.

Into the tub.

Yeah. Nice warm water.

- Ugh? - There you go.

- Eugh... - Oh, boy...

- The whole women's experience, huh? - Bleurgh?

Even your breasts are...

Your breasts are bigger.

Bet you feel closer to mom now, huh, buddy?

Oh, yes, Steve.

Now I know exactly how mom must have felt.

Okay, we're going to do a little breathing now.

So, I want you to copy me. Here we go.

Hee hee hoe. Hee hee hoe.

No, Gary, that's not it at all.

He butchered that.

It's "hee hee hoe."

Hee hee hoe.

Were you listening to her?

Hee hee ohhh noooo...

Holy crap, he's doing it wrong!

Like, he's doing it completely wrong!

Oh! I think I can see it!

Look at it's little hands

Hello little hands!

Okay I'm just going to reach in

while you push, okay? That's it.

Now, push.

You can do it, oh!

- Oh, man, this is disgusting - Yeah, keep pushing!

I'm gonna go get my camera--

Steveie!

- Are you okay? - Mama!

There he is!

Bring him to me!

Okay, excuse me!

You can't just change the music midway.

That is doula 101, folks!

Oh, God! What's happening to him?

Help me!

Oh... Oh no...

Oh no!

Catch him!

Gary!

I just redecorated!

Just remember the breathing!

Hee hee hoe!

Hee hee hoe, man!

Hee hee hoe!

Despair consumes thee!

Give thyself to Ryndok, that he may rule--

Hey! Get away from my brother!

(gasping) The book!

No! Catch the book!

Nothing matters without the book!

I got you, Gar!

Oh, I been waiting a long time for this!

Uh huh...?

Sword...!

it is Steve!

♪ So Steve is here ♪

♪ And he's doing a thing ♪

♪ And the stars are out ♪

♪ And they're making him stronger ♪

♪ The stars that talk to all the planets ♪

♪ And the children And animals have come together ♪

♪ And Mother Nature And Father Time ♪

♪ Have melded together ♪

♪ With the waters (mumbling) ♪

♪ Time for Stevie ♪

Stevie!

Is dad actually doing it?

No, honey, your father has a concussion.

And they touched Jesus

And Mother Nature and Christmas Morning

and it's Stephen's time.

It's Stephen's time.

Aww, look at him!

He's so cute!

Aww, he wants his mommy!

The moment I get my strength back...

you're dead.

No, let go.

Let. Go!

Aww!

He's so cute!

Okay, let's let him rest.

I think we might need to reset Gargnel's memory.

He's being a bit weird about the baby.

child. Needs: booties.

Booties for my: child.

child.

Mine.

I can't believe I lost the book.

Don't worry, Ms. Vale.

We'll get it back.

I have a feeling this prophecy is just getting started--

Ugh. Okay, no.

Let's just be clear about something.

This was a one-time-thing, Larry.

And, quite frankly, a low for me.

Okay? I was feeling vulnerable,

and you were there.

Cuz you're always. Fuckin'. There.

I'm still gonna wipe you out with the rest of humanity when the time comes.

Hey, hey... You're the boss.

- You want an almond? - No.

No, it's... and now there's fuckin' almonds in the sheets!

There's not, well, yeah

- If you keep jostling around-- - No eating in here!

then they're gonna spill!

- Silly goose. - Why'd you have a snack out

when we were having...

You truly make me sick.