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Hey, there, hot stuff.
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Ooh, you're even prettier
than your picture.
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Ow!
Oh, Jesus.
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Coming.
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Hey, idiot.
Grab this.
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What are you d...
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I gotta crash here
for a couple weeks.
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Uh, no.
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What the hell are you
talking about, Steve?
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Me and Judy hit a bit
of a rough patch.
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Just need a place to crash
till things cool off.
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Then go to a hotel.
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I don't want you here.
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Hey, come on!
I'm your brother!
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How can you be so heartless?
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It's truly amazing, isn't it?
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But there it is.
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So now if you could just please,
you know, sort of...
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Oh gross.
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Is this how you normally eat?
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That is so depressing.
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Physically you're depressing,
but this is horrible.
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Let's order a pizza like humans.
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We're not ordering
a pizza, Steve,
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'cause you're not staying.
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Come on, Gar!
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Go!
Walk away!
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Gary!
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Take your bags and walk away!
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Go insult a concierge
at a hotel someday.
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How about this?
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No, I don't...
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Hey, you remember baby
in a basket!
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Remember the baby in the basket?
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Don't, Steve!
I'm a grown man!
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Don't care!
You're baby now!
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And then when the pizzas finally
got there I had to pay for them,
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'cause the guy's totally broke.
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Poor guy.
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Sounds like he's going
through a rough time.
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Oh, don't feel bad
for him, Hanley.
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He's a manipulative jerk.
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Yeah, but Gar, he's family,
you know?
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I mean, hell, I always
wished I had a brother.
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The history of the
world's literature
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records nothing but negative
examples of brotherhood.
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Cain and Abel,
ever heard of 'em?
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Yeah, isn't that the one where
the one guy got really famous
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and he just helped catapult
his brother to fame, as well?
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What?
No, no, that's not what it is.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm thinking of
James and Dave Franco.
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But, look, there's
a good one, right?
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Okay, yes, you've stumbled
into the one positive version
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of brotherhood that I'm
sure will come apart
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at some time due to scandal.
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Hey, there he is. DickTown.
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Hey, how was your day?
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Fine, how was your day?
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Did you piss all
over my apartment
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and claim it as yours yet?
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That's what I missed.
I should do that.
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Oh, my God, man!
You drank all my beer?
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Well, that's great, you know?
That's very nice.
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Good night.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You're not going to bed,
are you?
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You've already commandeered
everything else in the place,
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so yeah.
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Eff that.
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We're both swinging
bachelors now.
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We should go somewhere fun,
treat ourselves.
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How about that
cheesy rodeo bar, huh?
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You know the one with
the mechanical bull
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we used to go to
in our twenties?
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Actually, Steve,
you used to go there.
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Yeah, all the time.
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With your friends.
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We used to kill that place.
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And I was never invited.
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You never came.
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I was never invited.
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It'd be perfect for you.
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A lot of ugly guys
do very well there.
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Okay, just...
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We're making up for lost time.
This is our time now.
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Okay, fine, fine.
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I'll go for a couple drinks,
but only because I'm curious.
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Let's...
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It's the same bar we
used to go to, so...
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I was never there!
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Wow, this place... sucks.
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I know, it's great, right?
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Hey, two brews for me
and my bro.
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We've got like 100 beers
on tap, so...
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Ah, at least I get
to drink beer again.
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Judy never let me.
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Oh, you're going to ignore me.
That's fine.
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So what happened
with you guys, anyway?
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A few months ago I
got let go from my job.
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Oh, shoot, I'm sorry.
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You loved being an accountant
for some reason.
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Then last month we
defaulted on our mortgage,
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something about I didn't pay.
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Then Judy finds out, she's
pissed, so here I am.
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She said she'd call when
she was ready to talk,
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but I haven't heard
from her yet.
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Guess I am just a loser,
she was right.
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Hey, easy, man.
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It sounds like you
only lied to protect her.
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I guess you're right.
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She's the fat loser.
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Okay, well...
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Hey, you ever ridden one
of those bad boys?
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What, the bull?
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No, and I'm not
about to start, man.
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Come on!
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No way!
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Hey, I'll do it if you do it.
Come on, bro!
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All right, all right.
Screw it!
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Yeah.
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Okay, I don't...
Whoa!
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This is how a bull moves, huh?
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Hey, Steve, check this out!
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You're riding that bull!
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I'm doing it, brother!
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What...?
Whoa!
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Hey, you scuffed up my boots,
you sumbitch!
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Oh, hey, sorry about that, man.
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Oh, you will be.
I love these boots.
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Just got 'em polished
at the airport.
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Hell, yeah, I'm that motherfucker.
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I like to sit nice and high and
make eye contact with people
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walking by, and I'm not ashamed!
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I wanna look like a slave owner.
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That's why I do it!
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Hey, step off before my
brother summons a demon
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to kick your ass.
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Oh, no, Steve, you know...
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Summon 'em.
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I mean, I caught a cherub
earlier that I forgot to
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turn in, but I
really shouldn't.
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Hey, I'm talking to you about
getting my boots polished
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and feeling like a slave owner.
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Pay attention to me!
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You know what?
This guy deserves it.
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Fly, cherub!
Fly!
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Hey, get this gay
baby out of here!
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Fly true, arrow,
and strike with love.
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Hey, Bigot Jim!
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Bigot Jim, what the hell
are you doing?
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Don't kiss him, Bigot Jim!
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Oh, I am going to kick...
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my own ass if I don't make out
with my friend right now.
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Fuck yeah, Buford,
get over here.
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Get that finger up
in that corn hole.
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Dude, are you kidding me?
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Are you kidding me?
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That was good.
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That was awesome!
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That was good.
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This is the first time I've felt
good since Judy dumped me.
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Grab us some more brews.
I gotta take a pee shot.
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All right, buddy.
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So what'll it be, my man?
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Two more brews for me
and my bro.
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Yeah, again, if you could
just narrow it down for me
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in any way...
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Yeah, yeah, that's a true story,
the one I just finished telling.
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Offices are the same everywhere.
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Damn interns are
always eating my lunch.
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Hey, well, if it was anything
like this spaghetti Bolognese,
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I don't blame 'em, seriously.
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Oh, come on.
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Seriously, you keep
cooking like this,
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I might not let
you leave, buddy.
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Ha, about that.
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Uh, I might have to stay
another week, actually.
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I still haven't heard from Judy.
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I kind of thought she'd
at least call by now.
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Right, yeah.
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Do you even want to hear
from Judy at this point?
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I mean, she kicked you out
in your hour of need.
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She did.
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Right?
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Called me a fatso.
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Sure, sure.
Forget about Judy!
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Your brother's got
your back now.
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You do.
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That's right, and as soon as I'm
back from my overnight mission,
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we are gonna party
like it's 1990.
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Like it's 1990.
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Remember how much we
partied in that year?
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Great year.
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Yeah, you know what?
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In the meantime
I'll just wait here.
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I'll just...
I'll be by myself.
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I'll just wait here.
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Or... you could come with us.
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We'll crash at a motel,
get drunk.
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Yeah, I could kill a demon.
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That part's against the rules
but we'll see what happens.
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Well, let's see.
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You in?
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I'm in!
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We don't need to be sad anymore!
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No, not sad anymore!
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♪ Don't need no disco!
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♪ Don't need no brakes!
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♪ Cause there ain't
no stopping! ♪
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♪ On the road of mistakes!
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Oh, take it Steve!
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Okay, fellas, I think you
can rock out just as hard
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with your seat belts
buckled, okay?
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Well, you can probably
rock out just as hard
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with your seat belt unbuckled.
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Hey, don't!
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Freebird!
Cowboy!
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He's freaking out.
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You crossed a line!
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He doesn't like that.
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Buckle it back up again.
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I'm not taking my hands
off of ten and two.
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Oh, shit, there's the demon.
What is that, a sphinx?
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Take the exit, Hanley!
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I got her.
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Let's go!
Let's go!
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Okay, okay, easy.
Just let everyone go.
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To get these innocents set free,
you must answer a riddle for me.
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Oh, I fuckin' hate sphinxes.
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The subject matter
is mine to choose.
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Uh-huh.
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Answer wrong and
their lives they'll lose.
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I fully understand
how this works.
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Let's go.
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A killing blow is
what I'll deliver.
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I'll eat their kidneys,
hearts, and livers.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And then I'll eat their
brains and bones,
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and flesh and feet and
hands, and their faces...
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All right, you're not even
rhyming anymore, man.
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Just get to the
fucking question!
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Well, fuckin'...
You keep cutting me off!
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I'm not cutting you off!
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You are cutting me off!
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Ask your question!
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Ask your question or
I'll cut you up right now.
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Oh, yeah, great.
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You wanna fight or do you
wanna ask your stupid question?
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I really want to do the riddle.
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Okay, ask the riddle.
Fuck!
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Get this right and
it's you they'll thank.
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The best Beatles album
is "blank."
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What's the best
Beatles album, man?
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What's what all of this
was leading towards?
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That's not a riddle!
257
00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:43,637
Yes, it is!
258
00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:44,681
No, it's not!
259
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,204
Okay, what's the
best Beatles album?
260
00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,554
What do we think here?
261
00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,643
You know, what about that album
they did with Cirque du Soleil?
262
00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,559
Hanley, shut the fuck up.
Is it "Revolver"?
263
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,429
It could be.
264
00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:53,777
Should we say "Revolver"?
265
00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:54,517
Yeah.
266
00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,431
I'm saying "Revolver".
267
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,258
Are you done?
"Revolver"?
268
00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:57,781
Okay, yeah, no. Sorry.
269
00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,958
It's "Love", the album they
did with Cirque du Soleil.
270
00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,307
What the hell?
271
00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,308
Ah, that was the best one.
272
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,658
That's not a Beatles album.
273
00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,747
That's a soundtrack
for a circus show.
274
00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,706
Guess what, pal?
My riddle, my rules!
275
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,141
All right.
276
00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,752
Whoa!
277
00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,017
Little girl, watch out!
278
00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,325
Steve, that was incredible.
279
00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,892
Hey, you're even
better at this than Hanley.
280
00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,198
I'm right here, Gary.
281
00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:26,027
I know.
I said it so you could hear it.
282
00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,464
What's going on, man?
What's wrong?
283
00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,640
Sorry, Gar.
I just...
284
00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,294
Seeing that happy
family's making miss
285
00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,557
Judy and Michaela so much.
286
00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,950
Hey, don't think about
that right now, man.
287
00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,169
Judy dumped you for
no reason, remember?
288
00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,389
That's horse crap, too!
I made that up!
289
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,478
I lied to her for months.
290
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:43,740
I didn't look
that hard for a job.
291
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,568
I went out drinking
with my friends
292
00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,788
till they got sick of me too.
293
00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,180
I really am a loser.
294
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,704
I'm so fat.
295
00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,314
No wonder Judy doesn't
want to talk to me.
296
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,229
I'm sure she does.
297
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,187
Then why hasn't she called?
298
00:08:56,187 --> 00:09:00,278
Maybe she has called and maybe
someone deleted the call,
299
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,366
mostly by accident.
300
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,412
What does that mean?
Who would...?
301
00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,980
What?
Did you delete the call?
302
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,285
Holy Crap!
303
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,069
No!
I didn't...
304
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,070
Okay, maybe...
305
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:09,940
Did you?
306
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:10,985
Yes.
307
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,466
But only because you seemed
better off without her,
308
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,817
and because you and me were
getting along so great,
309
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:17,948
like real brothers.
310
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,428
These past two weeks
have been some of the
311
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,430
best of my life, bro.
312
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,954
And I know you feel
the same way, too.
313
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,088
I can't believe you did that!
314
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,393
Steve, come on, man!
315
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,875
You may be the chosen one,
but I can still kick your ass!
316
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,616
Steve, don't...
Ow, Steve!
317
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,793
Uh, gents, yeah, I'm not sure
the demon's quite dead yet.
318
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:37,751
Gents...
319
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:38,752
No, Steve, no baby
in the basket!
320
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,101
Yeah, you're going
in the basket!
321
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,059
Ow!
Ow!
322
00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,321
How do you like that, huh?
323
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,975
Guys, look out!
324
00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,369
Oh, Steve.
325
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:54,681
I got you, brother!
326
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,030
Whoa, what's...?
327
00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,121
Ah, get him off me,
you dumb moron!
328
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,339
He's killing me!
329
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,777
Get him off me!
330
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,300
Hey, Judy.
331
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,344
Hey, Michaela.
332
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:10,131
Oh, look, it's selfish
Uncle Gary.
333
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,481
The guy who lied to me
and almost got me killed.
334
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,222
Come on, Steve, I said
I was sorry.
335
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,571
And in the end I did
kill that sphinx.
336
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:19,009
Yeah, like after 10 minutes of
it eating my face, you moron.
337
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,837
Did I tell you he deleted
all your calls to me?
338
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,099
You told me.
339
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:25,755
Well, um, I just wanted to
apologize and bring you and Judy
340
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,366
a little gift in case
you guys are looking
341
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,367
to rekindle the flame.
342
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,630
Steve knows what it is.
343
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,718
No, I don't.
344
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,154
Get your stupid gift
away from me.
345
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,242
I don't need your...
346
00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,592
Holy crap!
347
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,159
Okay, no, no, no, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
348
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:38,594
It's okay.
349
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,813
My family's in here!
350
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,292
I don't want to see
any orgies in here!
351
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,729
No, I got him!
I got him!
352
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,512
Mom, are you okay?
353
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,600
Gary...
354
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,732
Oh, fuck me.
355
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,342
No, Judy.
356
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,952
I'm gonna touch you and this
nightgown's gonna come off.
357
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,258
No, Judy, put your clothes on!
358
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,563
Judy, put that back on!
359
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,303
Look at Steve!
I'm...
360
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,217
Come here, baby.
361
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,523
Get off of her!
362
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:54,958
This was supposed to be
for you and your wife!
363
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,699
Get me out of this bed!
364
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,267
Michaela, get out of here!
365
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,747
I'm sorry!
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