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Hey, Gar!
T.G.I.F.
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So any big plans this weekend?
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No.
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Oh, crazy!
Yeah, me neither.
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Say, I couldn't help but notice
your getup today.
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Is there any significance
to the all black?
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Yeah, today's the 20th
anniversary of the day
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Janine was murdered, so
thanks for asking, Les.
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Wouldn't it maybe be
just a bit healthier
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to try and move on instead of,
you know, obsessing over it?
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Hey, if you want some
company tonight,
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maybe I could come over,
watch a fun movie.
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Leslie, I'm not obsessing,
all right?
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I'm paying tribute.
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And as morbidly curious as I am
to find out what you consider
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a fun movie, I would
rather be alone.
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But Gary, don't you think...
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No, trust me, Leslie,
I'll be fine.
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I do this every year.
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T.G.I.F., by the way.
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T.G.I.F., Gary.
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I forgot to say it
back to you, so...
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So then Leslie was like, "Oh,
you wanna watch a fun movie?"
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And I was like, "Oh,
I would love to hear
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what you think a fun movie is."
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And she was like,
"Uh, excuse me?"
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And she, like, changed
the subject or something.
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But it was like...
It was really funny.
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More wine?
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Ugh.
This is not great.
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Okay, let's see.
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Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherry Lee Lewis.
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Ugh.
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I guess I'll get
the Cherry Orbach.
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Ready to die, chosen one?
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Oh.
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Oh, Bloody Mary.
You scared the hell out of me.
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What, you live in this
neighbourhood?
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Yeah, but shh, it's just
"Mary" around here.
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I don't want to scare my
neighbours, you know?
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Okay, yeah, well, you did
just loudly threaten me
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in a grocery store, so...
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That's a good point.
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So what brings you to
the grocery store so late?
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Oh, um... sadness?
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I don't know.
What about you?
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Just doing the weekly shopping,
so in other words: same.
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Oh.
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I see.
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Boy, it sucks when
you say it out loud.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Hey, you wanna get a drink?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, my God.
I know that lady.
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You know her?
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Yeah she's got a lot of
hair on her face
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and she travels
through the T.V.s.
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, and she moves...
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You know how she moves?
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Yeah!
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Like a crab.
She goes...
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, she scuttles.
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I'm like, "Walk, girl."
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Give walking a try, girl!
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Anyway, I killed her.
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Man, it feels good to talk
about this stuff again.
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Totally.
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So what song you
want to listen to?
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Honestly, it's mostly
Chubby Checker tracks.
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You've got "The Twist",
"Let's Twist Again",
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"Did I Say to Stop Twisting?".
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Oh, this one's called
"Love Song for Sylvia"
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but then in brackets,
it's, you know, "Twist".
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I don't mind.
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Wow.
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I really miss the demon world,
I guess.
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Human world not
doing it for you?
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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it's just me.
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When I first went on
the registry, I thought,
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"Will I ever be happy if I
can't kill preteen girls?".
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Right?
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Sure, sure.
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And then I met Jeff and it was
the happiest time in my life,
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honestly.
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But lately it's like I'm
invisible or something.
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And, well, honestly,
you know, sex,
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I haven't done that in months.
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Holy smokes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I'm a fine one to talk.
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I haven't had sex since Janine
died, but, you know, that's...
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What?
That's 20 years ago.
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Oh, has it been that long?
Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, a long time.
A long time.
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Gary, oh, man.
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I know.
I know.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I just haven't...
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I haven't met anyone
I've connected with, so...
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What?
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...I don't want to
just give it away.
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This is crazy.
You're the chosen one.
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If that doesn't get the
ladies red, red hot,
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I don't know what would?
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Are you kidding me?
I'm a bald old freak.
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Oh, come on.
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Even in my hometown, people
can't stand to look at me.
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I can't believe
your husband's not
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jumping your bones
every chance he gets.
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Stop.
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What "stop"?
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You're a sexy, ancient,
I'm-not-sure-how-old,
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powerful fuckin' demon lady.
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Uh... looks like
our drinks are done...
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh Mary.
Wanna go back to my place?
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Sure, I know a shortcut.
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Oh, sick, I've always
wanted to go into...
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Oh, baby!
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That was the scariest place I've
ever been in my entire life.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Is that a shrine?
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Uh... yeah, don't
worry about that.
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Gargnel chop!
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Is that the best
you've got, Gargnel?
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Yes, I am at my highest setting.
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Gary's in the zone today.
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Oh, looks like someone's
in a good mood.
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Oh, hell, yeah, I am.
One sec.
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I'm just gonna turn down Gargnel
so he doesn't murder you.
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Intruder!
You will be...!
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Offered tea.
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No, I'm fine.
Thank you so much, Gargnel.
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So what did you get up
to over the weekend?
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If you must know, I made love to
a beautiful, intriguing woman.
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Oh!
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Please don't say her
name was "my hand."
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I can't handle that kind of joke
in the morning.
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What?
You made that joke...
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I didn't...
Okay, no.
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Well, anyway, no.
It was good.
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It was wild.
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I've known her for a few years,
but I've never realized how much
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we had in common.
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We really connected.
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Nice.
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And does this lady have a name?
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Actually, it's Mary.
Bloody Mary.
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Oh, no, Gary, she's...
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I know what you're gonna say.
She's a demon...
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Married, Gary.
She's Bloody... Married.
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No, no, sorry.
This is serious.
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Okay, yes,
technically she's married.
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But from what she told me it's
not going to last much longer.
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Often cheating is a
sign of general mistrust.
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Very good, Gargnel.
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What does that mean?
What does that mean?
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Listen to it!
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You're entering into
unstable footing
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for a long-term relationship.
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Oh, I don't want to date her
'cause she's a cheater?
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Is that what you're
saying, Gargnel?
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Honestly, I find that
a bit offensive.
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This is a woman who's in
need of something new.
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And you're just characterizing
her as, like, a bad woman
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through and through.
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Once a cheater,
always a cheater.
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All right, you know what?
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I think starting an affair with
a married person usually falls
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under the category of, "Whoops,
yep, shouldn't have done that."
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No offence, Les, but you
might not be the best person
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to consult on this.
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Your husband literally
left you for someone
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he started an affair with.
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Well, touche, yeah.
Walked right into that one.
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Maybe I will have
some tea, Gargnel.
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Slip something fun in
there for mama, huh?
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Lady Gargnel enjoyed
whiskey with tea.
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That's when the trouble started.
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Okay.
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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary...
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Gary!
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Hey!
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Hey, man.
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Oh, okay, look: you cannot
just summon me like this.
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What if Jeff saw?
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I needed to see you and you
weren't answering your texts,
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so I thought, "Hey, maybe
I'll just ring her up
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the old-fashioned way."
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Gary, look, um... we had
a great time.
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And, you know, I own that.
I own my part in that.
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But I'm married.
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You're Bloody Married.
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I stole that from my boss.
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Look, I'm serious.
It was a mistake, okay?
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Are you kidding me?
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It didn't feel like a mistake,
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the way we were throwing
each other around the...
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I've still got wounds.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, this has
got to be goodbye.
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But we'll always have,
you know... um... Friday.
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Oh, it's just you and
me now, Cherry Orbach.
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Wait a second...
"Cherry Sandusky"?
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Oh, dear God.
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, man.
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Mary!
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Give me your wallet
or you're dead.
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Oh, just a mugger.
Here you go.
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You want some ice cream, too?
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Yeah, sure, I'll take...
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Ugh, no, man.
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What are you,
depressed or something?
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Oh, just in love with a woman
who doesn't love me back.
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You know, my dad
always taught me
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that love's the most important
thing in the world.
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Hell, that's why I'm stealing
all this money.
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I'm gonna buy a ring and propose
to my sweetheart, Donna.
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Aw, that's nice.
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Yeah, she's an angel.
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Anyways, I, uh...
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I see another guy across
the parking lot, so, uh...
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Oh, yeah, of course.
No, sorry.
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Um... good luck with...
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You know, I hope she says yes.
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Heh.
That makes two of us, I guess.
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Hey!
Hey buddy!
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
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Oh, dear God.
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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary.
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Gary!
Have you lost your mind?
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No, I have not.
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I've realized that I love you
and that's all that matters.
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What?
You don't love me.
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You barely know me, Gary.
Now please leave me alone.
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Wait, wait, wait!
Don't leave me!
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Oh god, oh god!
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Oh, it's the child skulls!
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Oh, the worst part
is the child skulls.
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You don't get to travel through
the mirror unless I invite you!
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You need to leave now,
before Jeff gets home!
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I will leave when you
definitively tell me
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you're not interested.
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I have said that multiple times.
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Honey, I picked us up
a rotisserie chicken.
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Leave now.
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Hey, Jeff, this is gonna be
tough and pretty confusing
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to hear, so I'll just rip
it off like a Band-Aid.
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Mary and I are in love.
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00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,491
She's just too afraid to admit
that your marriage is over.
253
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Sorry, pal.
254
00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,580
What?
Who are you?
255
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,537
No, no, no!
It's not true, Jeff.
256
00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,974
Gary's just a guy I know
from my demon days.
257
00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,759
There's nothing between us.
I made a mistake.
258
00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,369
Mary, what are you saying?
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00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,066
I...I slept with him.
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00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,894
No.
No!
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00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:24,852
Last Friday.
262
00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,157
No!
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00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,811
And a bit into Saturday.
And a bit into Saturday.
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00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:28,508
Stop!
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00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,334
No!
No!
266
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,335
Not on Sunday, I hope!
267
00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,902
No.
268
00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,121
Oh, wow.
269
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,036
I knew things had become a
little distanced between us,
270
00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,820
but, God, Mary, I didn't know
they were this bad.
271
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:37,995
You know what?
272
00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,693
The best thing to do right now
is just face the pain.
273
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,172
Quickest way to move on, pal.
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00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,783
You!
You did this!
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00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,263
Whoa, hey, Mary,
remember the rules.
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You're on the registry.
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00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:47,527
Whoa!
278
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,789
Fuck the registry!
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00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:51,835
You ruined my marriage,
you bald freak!
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00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,142
Mary, calm down.
Your marriage was already over.
281
00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,231
You said so yourself!
And you said you liked my hair!
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00:08:56,231 --> 00:09:00,365
I said we had problems and I
was being nice about the hair.
283
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:02,977
"Nice about the hair"?
Whoa, hey!
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00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,806
Mary, I don't want to fight you.
I love you!
285
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:09,461
No, you don't!
Love is what I have with Jeff.
286
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,377
Sure, it was complicated,
but it was real.
287
00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,118
You said you felt invisible!
288
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,647
Mary... I really think you're
downplaying how much fun we had.
289
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,823
Mary, did you really feel
invisible around me?
290
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:23,998
Losing air...
291
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,957
Well, you've just been spending
so much time at work.
292
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,916
And, you know, when you're
home you don't really want to
293
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,048
like hang out, like, as
much as you used to.
294
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,310
And I guess...
295
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,181
I thought you were bored of me.
296
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,269
What?
297
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,575
I'm losing a lot of
oxygen here, guys.
298
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,360
How could I be bored of you?
You're Blood Mary!
299
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,491
Well...
300
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,928
Come on!
I thought you were bored of me.
301
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,277
What?
302
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,106
Yeah, I thought maybe you
were over my human-ness.
303
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,411
Jeff!
304
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,543
This is a really sweet
moment but maybe just
305
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:48,762
let go of me first.
306
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:51,199
I could never be over you, Jeff.
307
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,200
I love you.
308
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,290
I'm so, so sorry.
309
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,465
It's okay.
It's...
310
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,075
Maybe it's a mulligan, you know?
311
00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:58,423
Yeah.
312
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:58,989
It's a hall pass.
313
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,121
Yeah!
314
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,339
You know?
They say everybody gets one.
315
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,514
Yeah.
316
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,255
So, you know, maybe
in a couple years,
317
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:07,041
I'll have a hall pass and
I'll get with someone.
318
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,259
Oh, Jeff, no.
319
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,654
If you do that, I'm gonna
lay eggs in her brain, okay?
320
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,656
Okay, well, I don't have
to do it.
321
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,179
I mean, it's just nice
knowing I could.
322
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,485
If you want to do it, she's
going to die, Jeff, okay?
323
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,835
Well...
But, you know, fun to...
324
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,142
It's just sort of more
of a mental, uh,
325
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,447
attitude for me to take--
326
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,013
Eggs in the brain.
327
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,493
Okay.
328
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,930
Well, Gary, I am really glad you
took me up on my offer.
329
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:30,717
"Under the Tuscan Sun".
Diane Lane in a straw hat.
330
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,240
Can you think of
anything more fun?
331
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,763
That does sound fun.
332
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:34,938
Oh, she has this tomato
and she just...
333
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,592
She can't get through it,
you know?
334
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,159
Is it too juicy?
Is it not?
335
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,465
And what is that tomato,
for us, the audience?
336
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,990
How long is this movie?
337
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,905
Oh, I think it's about two hours
and 20 minutes, Gary.
338
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,776
Two hours and 20 minutes of fun.
339
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,299
I'm gonna send you home.
I'm gonna send you home.
340
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,126
I gotta go?
Okay.
341
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,998
And you gotta take
the move with you.
342
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,173
You know what?
I'll take the movie, okay?
343
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,130
Yeah, this was a bad idea.
344
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,089
Right, I hear you.
345
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,481
Oh, see you, Gar.
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