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Ow!
Ugh.
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Ow, my back.
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Son of a gun.
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Are you feeling old?
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He's just an old man, Deborah.
Don't worry about him.
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I'm not a young man anymore.
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I'm old.
I know that.
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I see it in the mirror
every day.
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I've got aches and pains,
fuckin' hair falling out
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of my head like some sort
of goddamn witch's curse.
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I'm a dogshit old man.
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Dogshit.
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The kids see me on the
street and they scream,
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thinking I've laid
a curse on them.
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Mayhaps I have.
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Mayhaps I've cursed them with
the knowledge of what's to come.
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All I know is I can't
turn back the clock.
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Of course, there's one
other thing I know,
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and that's... good coffee.
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And this, my friends,
is good coffee
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from the hills of
Peru to your cup.
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Christ on the cross,
that's a good brew.
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Morning, Gar, have
you seen my new mug yet?
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You see, it says
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"Carpe Coffee. And then I'll
get around to the Diem."
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Isn't that such a scream?
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I don't understand what that...
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"Carpe Diem."
Seize the day.
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Seize the...
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Oh, seize the coffee and then
we'll get around to the...
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That's a long...
That's a long way to go.
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Right.
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Okay, anyway, I've got
a new case for you.
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The victim's a student
at the local high school
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named Jesse Fultz.
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Apparently he overdosed
on a new drug
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going around the
school called D.
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Tell him, Marito.
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It's got demon qualities
written all over it.
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I gave it to some lab rats
and they went crazy, dawg.
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And then "boom!"
They went into a coma.
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So, what, you want me
to go undercover
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and pretend I'm a teen
and find the drugs?
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'Cause news flash, guys,
I'm a bit old for that.
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I'm a dogshit-ass old man,
just like the ad says.
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Uh, what ad?
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Oh, I saw that ad.
The coffee from Peru?
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Yeah.
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Well, regardless of this, you
know, you are going undercover.
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But in a special way.
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Marito has combined some
shapeshifter serum
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with a little D.N.A.
from Jesse here.
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You're gonna be Jesse.
Isn't that a blast?
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I guess it'll beat being me.
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Sorry?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just muttering a
little cry for help.
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Let's do it!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Mr. Fultz, welcome back.
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Oh, uh... thanks. Yeah.
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That's me.
Jesse... Jesse Fultz.
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Oh, my God.
It's Jesse.
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Oh, wow. Jesse.
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So last class, we spoke
about "Romeo and Juliet",
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a play by... Curtis?
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Oh, I know this.
I know this.
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Uh... William.
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William, yeah.
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William... yes.
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William... now for the
easy part of the name...
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We thought you were
a goner, Jesse.
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How you feeling?
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Oh, um... better.
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Sort of damaged my voice a bit,
but otherwise it's all good.
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Mr. Fultz, care to tell us
what's so interesting?
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Uh... no.
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I mean, we were just
talking about the play.
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Oh, you were talking
about the play.
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Yeah, you know.
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And what exactly were
you saying about the play?
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What were we saying
about the play?
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Just... just classic
stuff you'd say.
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You know, it's a
good, tight play.
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Sweet.
Pretty sweet.
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Um... a lot of fun stuff
happens in it.
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"A good, tight play.
Pretty sweet.
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Lots of fun stuff
happens in it."
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Mr. Fultz, very insightful.
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Should I write this
down on the board or...?
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I see what you're doing here.
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You're trying to humiliate me
in front of all of my friends.
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You are humiliating yourself.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think you're putting
a lot of mustard on it.
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Maybe more than a
teacher should be doing.
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I think you made the hot dog.
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Okay.
Okay, you know what?
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You caught me.
I haven't read the play.
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Show of hands.
Show of hands.
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Who hasn't read the play?
Get 'em up.
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You don't have to
put your hands up.
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Get 'em up.
Get 'em up.
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Oh, look.
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Okay, that's everyone in
the class, except for her.
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Janet, you're a sweetheart.
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Janet, what's your
favourite part about the play?
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I didn't read it.
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Oh, Janet didn't read it!
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Janet, come on.
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Janet didn't read it!
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At the very least you have
to read the literature.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Maybe you've got to look
at this curriculum.
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Mr. Fultz, I've had quite
enough of your little show.
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Oh,
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I know.
You want me out.
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I'm gone.
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I did see the
Leonardo DiCaprio movie.
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Out!
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It was good.
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Holy shit, Jesse,
that was incredible.
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Oh, thanks.
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Yeah, you know, I've
always wanted to stand up
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to a teacher like that.
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They don't have any real power,
you know what I mean?
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It's crazy.
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Well, if it isn't the
new class clown.
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Oh, "ha, ha."
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Is that what you are, Jesse?
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Oh, my God.
Are you a bully?
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Am I about to get bullied?
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Okay, I'm ready.
I'm actually ready now.
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Let's do it.
Bully me.
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You know, there's something
different about you, you nerd.
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You know, and it isn't just your
weird, scruffy voice.
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Well, uh, I do feel like
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I've felt more
confident since...
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Is his mom alive, do you know?
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Yeah, his mom's alive.
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Since I fucked your mom, pal!
Ayo!
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My mom's a saint,
you little shit!
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I'm gonna fucking
break your face.
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Come here!
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Holy crap, this body
moves so good.
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My nose!
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It better not be broken
for picture day, nerd.
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You're gonna pay for this.
You'll all pay, all of you.
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You're gonna pay.
You're definitely gonna pay!
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All of you!
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Right on, man!
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Well, we're gonna skip next
class and go drink at my place.
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Wanna come?
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Well, I'm
technically working.
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I mean, you know, going to
school, doing schoolwork,
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so I should keep doing that.
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But you're only
young once, right?
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Or twice.
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And if you get a second shot
you shouldn't ruin it.
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Don't worry about it.
Let's go get lit!
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Ow!
Ugh, my back pain is back.
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Okay, come on,
Marito, put it in me.
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I'm supposed to meet Taylor
and Simone before school
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so we can copy each
other's homework,
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like any of us did it.
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Gary, are you any closer
to finding the drug source?
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You've been at this school
for almost two weeks.
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I know, I know.
I'm close.
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You know, I mean technically
I haven't started looking yet,
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but I'm getting the lay of the
land and Taylor and Simone
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are introducing me to, like,
tonnes of cool teens.
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I met Randal, and Stacy, and
Chloe, who Taylor's got
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a crazy crush on, which is
making Simone so jealous.
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Like, she's obviously
in love with Taylor
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but she won't admit it.
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I don't even know if they'd
make a good couple,
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but they owe it to themselves
to find out, I think.
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Yeah, Gary...
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Uh... Jesse.
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No, I'm not gonna do that.
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Gary, you are not
there to hang out.
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Just find the drugs, okay?
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Okay, come on, Marito,
make me young.
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Yeah, here we go, Gar.
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You guys stoked for
that party tonight?
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I know I am.
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I'm so excited!
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Yeah?
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Hey, my dad's gonna
hook us up with beer again.
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Dude, that's unreal.
Sweet!
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Pretty epic, yeah.
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This party is gonna be so much
better than the last one.
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Oh, yeah?
What happened at the last one?
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Curtis and his
idiot friends crashed it.
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Oh.
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But we won't have to
worry about that tonight.
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Oh, no?
Why not?
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What?
You didn't hear?
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Curtis overdosed
on D last night.
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He's in a coma.
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Why do you think all his dumb
friends are crying and hugging.
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Curtis...
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Before picture day...
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Oh, geez, I sort of
thought this whole drug thing
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had kind of dried up.
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Jesse, you all right, man?
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Oh, yeah, no, sorry.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
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I'm good.
I was just...
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What you guys were saying got
me thinking about some stuff
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I'm supposed to be doing.
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But what's done is done.
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You can't change the past,
you know what I mean?
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We're gonna have a
fun party tonight.
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Hell, yeah, we are.
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How old was Curtis?
Don't tell me.
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I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know!
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Go, go, go, go!
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Taylor!
This party rules, man.
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Thanks, Jesse.
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You know, I think I've figured
out the secret to life.
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If you just avoid the crap
you don't want to do,
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you can just keep
having fun forever.
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No one can stop you,
you know what I'm saying?
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You said it, man.
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Hey, you guys want to
crank this party up?
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All right!
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Yes!
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Oh, uh, listen, if you guys
are gonna try to do like
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a threesome with me, I'm
flattered, but you're 16 and...
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I'm 16, too, obviously.
I'm totally 16.
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But for reasons that aren't
about age difference,
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I should bow out.
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Come here, Charlie.
Come here.
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What the hell is that?
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This is what made those drugs
you overdosed on.
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We found it in the woods
a couple months ago.
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Wait, you made those drugs?
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I mean, no...
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I mean... I knew that,
because you gave them to me
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because I'm Jesse, obviously.
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Boy, that coma really did a
number on the old memory, huh?
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We're sorry you O.D.'d, Jesse.
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But we told you not
to do that much.
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And, look, when we
sell them to people,
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we tell them how much to do...
well, in most cases.
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Unsettling.
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Now, come on, man.
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I feel like my
duty here is to...
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Ah, fuck it.
Let's do it.
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Teen friends forever!
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♪ I love being a teen again!
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♪ I love shirking
responsibilities! ♪
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♪ I love living the
life that I ♪
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♪ was always
meant to lead! ♪
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♪ I wanna oh, oh, oh!
I wanna oh, oh, oh! ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh! ♪
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♪ I wanna oh, oh, oh!
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♪ Teen again!
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♪ I love being a teen...!
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Jesse!
Jesse!
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You okay, man?
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Jesse, your face.
It's, like, changing.
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Oh, crap.
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The drug must be messing
with my shapeshifter serum.
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What?
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What.
Oh.
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Oh, nothing.
Nothing, man.
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Oh, I gotta go pee.
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So I'm just gonna go real quick.
Real quick.
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Hey, hey, you're not
going anywhere.
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Taylor...
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I know you.
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No.
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You're that demon hunter
from the news.
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No, no, I'm Jesse.
I've just gotta pee.
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Good lord, guys.
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Am I the real Jesse?
Technically no.
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But the real Jesse was
a turd... presumably.
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I never met him, but the guy
you had so much fun with
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these past few weeks was me.
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00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,588
So how about I don't arrest you
or tell anyone what I saw here,
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and you keep quiet about my
real identity and we'll just
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keep hanging out and being
teen friends forever.
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No way, you old pervert.
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I'm not a pervert!
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00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,031
I'm just an old man who found
a way to experience the joys
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00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,293
of a young man's body.
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00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,077
Grab him, Taylor!
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00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,948
Oh, crap.
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00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,734
Guys, calm down.
Please don't make me do this.
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00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,213
Why are you strong?
You're old.
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Guys, just promise you'll
be cool and I'll let you go.
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00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,218
I just want to keep being young!
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I'm gonna kill you.
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00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,874
I just wanna keep being young!
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00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,484
Well, think of it this way, Gary.
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You saved a lot of teens
from a lot of comas.
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00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,055
I had it, Leslie.
The perfect life.
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00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,492
Well, you were living someone
else's life, Gary, so...
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Yeah, but I was living it
better than he ever could.
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You hear me, Jesse?
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I was a better Jesse
than you'll ever be.
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Gary, take it easy.
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You're lucky,
you little bastard.
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While you were napping,
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I was making you the
coolest kid in school.
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00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,373
You're probably going to
go back and ruin it all,
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you fucking waste.
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00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:56,291
Gary, Jesse actually lost about
95% of his brain capacity
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and will never be
the same person...
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Marito, Marito,
let's say hypothetically
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I could get some teen D.N.A.
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00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,211
I know how that sounds, but
stick with me, it's not gross.
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Would you be willing to turn
me into a teen for a bit...
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00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,476
Hell no, Gary.
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00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:07,955
For a bit.
Just a for a bit.
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00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:08,782
No!
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For a couple hours a week.
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00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:10,566
You're a grown man.
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For a couple hours a week!
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You can't be a teen!
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00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,657
Well, Leslie, do you
have any other cases,
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even an elementary
school maybe?
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00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:16,703
An elementary school.
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00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,443
Oh, God, you gotta stop.
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00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,096
No, we're not going younger.
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You need to stop.
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00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:20,924
Okay, you know what?
Fuck that.
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00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,447
I'm injecting myself.
Is this teen?
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No, don't, don't!
No!
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00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,537
Gary, that's rat D.N.A.!
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00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,277
Oh, shit, am I going rat?
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00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,627
That's rat D.N.A.!
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00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,847
Oh, prepare yourself!
Oh, God!
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00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,023
Oh, my God!
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00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,677
Gary!
It's a tail!
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00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,244
Oh...
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00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,027
It looks like a...
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00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,160
Oh.
Aw, he's so cute!
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00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,639
You motherfuckers!
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00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,814
Oh, I love him.
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00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,466
He's so cute!
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I'm gonna put him in my pocket.
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00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,687
You motherfuckers!
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