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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,396 Mama? 2 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:06,310 Ew! 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,182 Steph? This one's hatching! 4 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,661 I got it. 5 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,971 Look, you can take off if you want, Gare. 6 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:15,798 I can handle the clean-up. 7 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,278 Nah, I'm not in a hurry. 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,062 I have dinner at my parents' place tonight 9 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,629 and that's always the worst. 10 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,848 It's like, they don't even get me, you know what I mean? 11 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,850 But they just lo-ove my older brother Steve. 12 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:28,419 It's all like,"Steve this," and"Steve that" and... 13 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,942 "Steve." 14 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:30,769 I mean, that's a bit gross, 'cause they're his parents, 15 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:31,292 but you get the idea. 16 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,424 Yeah, family's tough. 17 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,557 One minute they love you, the next minute you're dad's 18 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:37,994 driving a boat drunk at the lake, upturns it, 19 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,082 everyone goes down. 20 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,605 You're dad gets caught in the motor, 21 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,999 your mom tries to save your sister, somehow, you live. 22 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,349 You and the dog. No one else does. 23 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:46,959 You love that dog and then the dog gets sick. 24 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:49,005 You can't afford the vet bills and it dies. 25 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,312 Very hard for me to look at a Golden Retriever now 26 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:54,619 without bawling my goddamn eyes out. 27 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,362 Well that's a hundred times worse than what 28 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:01,887 I was talking about, so, yeah, I'm gonna get going. 29 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,281 Where mama? 30 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:07,023 Mama's gone. And she ain't comin' back. 31 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:15,814 Hey, hey, look who it is, little bro! 32 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:16,902 Hi Steve. 33 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:17,686 Hey, who invited you, by the way? 34 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,122 Okay. 35 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,732 Just kidding. It's good to see you. 36 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,474 You don't look great though. You don't look good at all. 37 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,910 Okay. 38 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,564 Hey, everyone, look who I found in his underpants 39 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:29,176 lurking in the bushes like a perv? 40 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,873 I wasn't in my underpants, obviously! 41 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,048 Like a lil' pedo! 42 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:32,962 Okay. 43 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:33,832 Hey, Ge-pedo! 44 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:35,269 Jesus Christ. 45 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,618 Fiddlin' with his belt! I'm kidding, ya! 46 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:37,488 Psycho! 47 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,142 Oh, Steve. He's so bad. 48 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:42,058 Yep. He's"bad." 49 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,277 Hi, Michaela. 50 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,669 Oh, yeah. Don't mind her. 51 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,628 She's obsessed with her new "Virtual Bouncer" game. 52 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:47,498 Real fun. 53 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,848 You on the list? Nice try, pal. 54 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:50,980 Get to the back of the line. 55 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,068 There he is! 56 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,939 I told you he'd make it. 57 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,506 Looks like I'm out 50 bucks. 58 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,162 Good stuff! 59 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,077 Well, let's eat. 60 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,774 Though it looks like Gary already has. 61 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:05,734 Ow! Mom! 62 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,518 Oh, calm down, Gary. 63 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:08,302 Calm down?! 64 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,868 He just flicked me in the eyeball! 65 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:14,221 Put a patch on it. 66 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,310 ...so I look right into Old Man Fleming's eyes, 67 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,225 put my hand on his cheek, and I say, 68 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:21,315 "If you think offering me a promotion and a corner office 69 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,360 is gonna keep me here for another 10 years, 70 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,146 you're absolutely frickin' right! 71 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,409 Way to go, Steve! 72 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,411 Put my head right on his cheek, yup! 73 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,890 And did I say the parts about the company car 74 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,065 and the extended vacation time? 75 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,719 I said those parts, right? 76 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,679 Yeah, you said all of that a couple times. 77 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:42,205 And Gary, are you still hunting demons? 78 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,772 No, no, I'm working at a bank now. 79 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,556 Ya, I thought I'd try something different for a bit-- 80 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,950 Obviously, I'm still hunting demons, Mom! 81 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,299 Okay, easy! 82 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,910 It's a-- I'm the chosen one, it's a sworn duty! 83 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,216 How's it been going? 84 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,957 Oh, so good. Oh, my goodness. 85 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,654 Oh, yeah. 86 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,439 Today, we roasted some babies next to the corpse of a woman 87 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,528 whose body had been used as a cocoon. 88 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,791 And last week, I found out the demon who killed my fiance 89 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,010 20 years ago, and who I thought I'd killed, 90 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:08,013 might be back for revenge! 91 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:12,409 Wow, speaking of death, Gary, I think you just killed the mood. 92 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,107 Steve! 93 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,587 Downer! Downer! 94 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,067 I'm kidding. Kidding, little buddy. 95 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,460 Anyone else wanna drink? 96 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,853 I feel like Gary might need one after that story! 97 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:24,291 Steve took one cocktail class and now he thinks he's 98 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,944 Tom Cruise from that film. 99 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,077 What film? Valkyrie? 100 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,209 Boom! Called ya a Nazi. 101 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,472 He's actually a Nazi in that movie, 102 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,038 he kills Hitler in the end there, so uh-- 103 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:33,952 Oh, a good Nazi? 104 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,040 Yeah. 105 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:35,824 He still enlisted. Still a Nazi. 106 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,042 He was pretty ripped in that movie, 107 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,262 so he takes his shirt off in that scene-- 108 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,481 Is anyone else hearing this? 109 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,048 Oh, my gosh, Mom! My Accountie? 110 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,442 "For increasing clientele in the corporate sector." 111 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,401 Yeah, I just nailed it that quarter. 112 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,402 Wow. 113 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,185 I can't believe you guys kept this! 114 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,273 Why wouldn't they? 115 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,013 They kept everything else of yours. 116 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,188 Gary, come on now. 117 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,407 Oh, what? It's true, isn't it? 118 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,060 Look at all this bullshit! 119 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,759 Childhood photos, diploma, which I didn't get 'cause I was 120 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,630 forced to drop out of high school to fight demons. 121 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,501 Oh well! 122 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,067 Bronzed baby shoes. 123 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,547 Bronzed adult shoes?! 124 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,549 Those are from his first marathon! 125 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,116 Oh, I'm surprised you didn't keep the skin 126 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,031 from his circumcision! 127 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,772 Did you keep it? 128 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:11,860 No! 129 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:12,991 We discussed it. 130 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,036 Hey, it's important skin! 131 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,517 Oh, my God! 132 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:19,259 Now, Gary we've kept plenty of your things too! 133 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,651 Where, under the floorboards? 134 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,783 No, they-- 135 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,872 How could you be this proud of Steve?! 136 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,352 He's an accountant! 137 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:28,006 I literally hunt demons every day! 138 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,400 Oh, what? Do you? 139 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,793 I haven't heard that mentioned in like five seconds. 140 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,359 That's new. 141 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,795 Is that his occupation, Mom? 142 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,363 You know what? 143 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,191 If you guys spent even one second face-to-face 144 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,367 with a real live demon, 145 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,804 I might actually get some appreciation around here! 146 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,022 I'll be right back! 147 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:47,591 Gary? 148 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:51,116 Okay, everyone, now if you'll please join hands. 149 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,336 Did you have to draw on the floor to make your point? 150 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,729 It's just chalk, Mom. Okay? 151 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:55,164 It's not a big deal. 152 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,513 Michaela, get that-- 153 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,471 Hey! 154 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,342 All right, this little baby once belonged 155 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:02,345 to an ancient demon queen named Mahalath. 156 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,086 I grabbed it at a brothel we raided last month. 157 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,130 What's a brothel? 158 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,002 Mmm, it's like a whorehouse? 159 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:07,829 Language, Gary. 160 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,483 What? 161 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,397 It's not my fault nobody explains anything to her. 162 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,137 Okay, now get ready for the coolest moment 163 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,836 of your dull, average lives. 164 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:15,880 I'm a world renowned painter. 165 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,968 Ugh. 166 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,978 Family, this is Mahalath. 167 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,502 Hi, Mahalath! 168 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:33,507 And now for a little demonstration of why my work 169 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,856 is so important. 170 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,423 Sword, make me-- 171 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,949 Aah! Gary! 172 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,517 Your prostitute friend's got my nuts! 173 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,606 What happened to the language rule, Steve? 174 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:46,346 Help me! 175 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,782 What happened to the language rule? 176 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,957 Gary! 177 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,175 Steven! 178 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:53,962 Ugh, this is actually quite a big problem. 179 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,659 Steve! 180 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:59,968 Steve? 181 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,099 Mahalath? 182 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,971 Oh, he's dead! 183 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,625 He's not dead, Mom. 184 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,018 I mean, he might be, but I think the succubus 185 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,672 tortures her prey for a bit first. 186 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,108 You think? 187 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,675 Oh! O-oh! 188 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,069 Here we go! 189 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:18,682 Get ready to watch your son slay harder than, um, um... um... 190 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,423 Gary, let's go! 191 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,642 ... than Santa on Christmas! 192 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,991 Slay harder than Santa on Christmas! 193 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,993 Let's go! 194 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:25,863 See how this grass was trampled? 195 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,475 The demon dragged Steve through here. 196 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,564 Don't worry, when I say dragged, I just mean like, 197 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,522 forcibly pulled. 198 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,351 Gary, are you sure this is the right way? 199 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:40,269 Yes, Dad, I just said so! 200 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,792 Told ya. 201 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:46,362 Leave my brother alone! 202 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,452 Maybe it's a shapeshifter? 203 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,498 Nope, just a weirdly calm deer. 204 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:54,022 Okay, look for more trampled grass. 205 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,372 My sweet Stevie's dead. 206 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,679 No, he's not, Mom! What'd I just say? 207 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,029 I just need to have a little seizure 208 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,160 and I'll be able to find him. 209 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,335 A little seizure?? 210 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,685 Yeah, it's like a vision. 211 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,077 Alerts me to danger, people in trouble, that kind of thing. 212 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,165 Pretty cool, right? 213 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,734 Okay, come on seizure! 214 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,043 Might need to shock one out of me. 215 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,261 Dad, hit me in the face! 216 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:16,697 What? No! 217 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:17,828 Hit me in the face dad! 218 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:18,438 Absolutely not! 219 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,743 Dad, please, hit me in the face! 220 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:20,222 Ask your mother! 221 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,484 Mom, hit me in the face! 222 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:22,137 No! 223 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,878 Okay. Okay. 224 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,619 Gary! What are you doing?! 225 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,185 My job! 226 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,405 Seriously, what will it take to make you guys believe in me? 227 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,842 Should I put on one of those little green accountant visors 228 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,931 or a Steve mask? 229 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,411 Jesus Christ, Gary! 230 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,500 Does everything have to be about you? 231 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,849 If you'd thought of anyone but yourself tonight, 232 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:42,070 Steve wouldn't be missing in the first place! 233 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,550 Wow. Umm... 234 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,073 Okay. 235 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,858 Well, there's definitely some truth to that. 236 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,425 But I would say-- 237 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:53,690 Aah! Aah! 238 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,301 Gary! Are you okay? 239 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:59,087 Yeah, I know where Steve is! Come on! 240 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:01,437 Wasn't that awesome when I was doing the seizure? 241 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:03,961 Stand back. 242 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:08,879 Patrons in the splash zone may get bloody... 243 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,141 Hiya! 244 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,970 Oh, Mahalath. Oh, Mahalath. 245 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,581 Oh, my God! 246 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,234 This is the golden child? 247 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,975 He has a wife and kid! 248 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,587 And here he is porking away at a demon! 249 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,372 Oh, this is too rich. This is too rich by half! 250 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,809 The demon's probably making him do it! 251 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,769 I mean, that is a feature of the succubus, but also, it's Steve. 252 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,292 Just frigging kill it, Gary! 253 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,424 Okay, sorry! Watch this. 254 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,818 Sword, make me better! 255 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,341 ♪ Through the distant night 256 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:37,995 ♪ I become myself 257 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:41,042 ♪ But a better version of myself, ♪ 258 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,913 ♪ Mom and Dad! 259 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:46,003 Get away from my brother! 260 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,048 Did you guys see me morph? 261 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:47,483 Yes! 262 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,832 Pretty cool, right? 263 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,487 I love you. Come back! 264 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,404 Steve, get a grip! Jesus Christ! 265 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,492 Did you see that? Did you see me do the flips? 266 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,624 Yes! 267 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,582 You saw it? 268 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,808 Hell yeah! 269 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,200 And now I typically say something cool like, 270 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,593 "Special on wings!" 271 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,725 Then I'd cut her wings off, I'd be like-- 272 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,290 Kill it! 273 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,988 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 274 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,598 Ow! Oh! 275 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,643 Oh, my God! Oh. 276 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,732 Get away from my son! 277 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,560 Thank you, Daddy. 278 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:28,568 I'm co-oming, Mom and Da-ad. 279 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:35,879 I lo-ove yo-ou-- 280 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,188 Nobody attacks my parents on my watch! 281 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,059 I'm a good boy! 282 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,583 You see that, Mom and Dad? 283 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,758 My baby! 284 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:45,889 So brave! 285 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,327 Oh what the hell? He didn't save you! 286 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,199 He was trying to pork her! 287 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,853 Now, let's get you home. 288 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,811 I'm gonna open up that 60-year-old bottle of scotch 289 00:09:54,811 --> 00:10:01,122 I was saving! 290 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,993 Hey, little buddy, thanks for coming to get me. 291 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,039 But next time wait a bit longer, huh? 292 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,649 Steven! Bad! 293 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,259 Ask your friend if she had a good time! 294 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,609 You're a pig, Steve! 295 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,480 That's great. 296 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,482 Well, I'm gonna take this thing in. 297 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,223 Sorry I ruined dinner. 298 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,791 Uh, Gary, would it be okay if we kept 299 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,096 a little piece of that demon? 300 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,445 Why? 301 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:28,149 You're not gonna give it to Steve to jerk off to, are you? 302 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,499 Told you we held onto your things. 303 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,543 Yup. 304 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,721 I... I don't know what to say... 305 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,679 Wait, how come everything's in the garage though? 306 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,160 Steve's practically got a whole wing of the house 307 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,596 and I'm stuck out here in the garage? 308 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,684 Oh, here we go! 309 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,163 No, no, no, no. I wanna know that. 310 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,120 What is it? 311 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:43,904 'Cause you're embarrassed about guests seeing my stuff? 312 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,123 You've got the whole garage! 313 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,386 Oh, you know what? I'm moving this stuff in. 314 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,474 I like it here! 315 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,259 Oh, shit! That box had a ghoul in it. 316 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,826 Okay, don't look it in the eyes! We gotta go! 317 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:53,914 What do we do? 318 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,002 I just looked it in the eye! 21614

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