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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 YTS.MX 3 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,617 No joke. 4 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,836 Like I said, wild. 5 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,938 But I never thought too hard on it though. 6 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,541 To me, it was just one of those freaky things 7 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,144 that made the Bay so damn fresh. 8 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,022 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 9 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,825 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 10 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,027 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar, 11 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,429 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 12 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,332 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 13 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:15,002 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 14 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,671 Licensed Psytopics instructors will give you the tools 15 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,640 to connect to the cosmic life force 16 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:23,477 and give you the power to battle both inner and outer demons. 17 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,180 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 18 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,183 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 19 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,084 Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 20 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:35,656 ...will blow your mind! 21 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,741 Chapter one... 22 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,578 AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back. 23 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,060 Yo, that movie was hella rad. 24 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,863 So grandpa knew about the vampires the whole time, 25 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,997 but didn't bother to tell anyone in his family? 26 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,534 Well, that's why it's fresh. You don't expect it. 27 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:24,104 All I'm saying, if you motherfuckers knew about some secret vampire shit 28 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,007 going off in the neighborhood and you didn't let me know, 29 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,042 we might have a problem. 30 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,879 Tina. I hate to break it to you, 31 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,915 but if there's a secret cult of vampires living amongst us-- 32 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,051 We would be all up in that shit. Give me that. 33 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,755 Fair point. 34 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,356 - Eat a dick, dyke! - Get out the truck 35 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,692 and see what happens! I ain't playing! 36 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,462 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Yeah, that's what I thought. 37 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,930 Keep driving! 38 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,466 - Bitch! - Fuck you want, faggots? 39 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,768 Fuck you! 40 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,904 Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 41 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,606 We'll see you punks later! 42 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,081 Fucking Nazis. 43 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,652 Let's go. 44 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,621 Dude, you know I'm from Fresno. 45 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,324 Yeah, I've been trying to forget that. 46 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:19,225 So I was tailing this dude outta Lucky's yesterday. 47 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,995 Tailed? Like you followed some random guy? 48 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,797 Okay, you never followed anyone before? 49 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,767 Hell, no, that's some psycho shit. 50 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,611 You ever tailed anybody, Luce? 51 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,448 Uh... No. 52 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,352 - Whatever. - Okay. 53 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,186 Stop looking at me like I'm weird. 54 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,789 First time at Gilman? 55 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,124 No, I was here once. Wanna see my membership? 56 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,194 - No. - No way. 57 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,213 Psych. 58 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,015 * Let's go! โ™ช 59 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,138 * No! 60 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,345 * No! 61 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,318 - * Yeah! โ™ช - Oh, shit! 62 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,321 - Dude, are you alright? - Are you okay? 63 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,264 - Yeah! - * Too much violence โ™ช 64 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,499 - * I don't want more โ™ช - Whoo! 65 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,068 Let's go! 66 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,936 Hey, Troy! 67 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,704 - Yeah, meet me in the truck. - Alright. 68 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,775 Yeah, Dad? 69 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,477 Did you know the guy from Splash 70 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,479 used to sell hot dogs at A's Games? 71 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,747 I don't eat meat. 72 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,649 I mean, I-I'm not trying to-- 73 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,985 I'm saying, the guy from Splash. 74 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,820 - Did you see the movie? - The mermaid movie? 75 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,254 - Yeah. - Didn't see it. 76 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,555 Uh, what about Bachelor Party? 77 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,624 Do I look like somebody 78 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,958 who would see Bachelor Party? 79 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,327 First naked lady I ever saw was in that movie. 80 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,597 Your first? Right. 81 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,998 'Cause you've seen so many since. 82 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,064 I've seen a few! 83 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,405 Oh, shit. 84 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,981 Fucking boneheads are back. 85 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,352 - Those Nazi fucks just rolled up. - Outside. 86 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,453 Fuck, again? 87 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,831 Come on, guys. Not tonight. 88 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,466 - Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck-- - Here to volunteer. 89 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,168 And fuck you up! 90 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,845 * Just like, as if... โ™ช 91 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,416 * All I know is that I don't know โ™ช 92 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,238 * Running out of time โ™ช 93 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,141 - Shit, man. - That's enough! 94 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,643 Stop! Stop! Stop! 95 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,912 Lucid! 96 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,349 Hey! 97 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,720 - Dude! - Yeah, tough guy? 98 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,690 Fucking bonehead! 99 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:44,925 Hail Hitler! 100 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,060 Lay the fuck off, man. 101 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,327 You okay? 102 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,097 - Yeah. You okay? - Yeah. 103 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,771 - Fuck you! Show's over, losers! - Losers! 104 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,872 - Bye! - Pussy! 105 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,179 Later, punk faggots. 106 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,190 Oh, it's cold. 107 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,760 It's supposed to be. 108 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,034 - Does that hurt? - No. 109 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,869 Okay, tough guy. 110 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,405 I didn't mean it like that. 111 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,148 Can I ask you a question? 112 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,916 - No. - Shut up. 113 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,721 You ever have a dream then realize you're dreaming? 114 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,124 - Nah. - I had one last night. 115 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,960 I was by myself in my room. 116 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,429 Everybody was gone. 117 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,898 It was quiet. 118 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,433 That's how I knew I was dreaming. 119 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,670 My house is never quiet. 120 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,407 So, I started dancing. 121 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,911 I was eating, I forget what, 122 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,981 Pop-Tarts or some shit. 123 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,683 But then I was like, 124 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,484 "What am I staying in the house for?" 125 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,020 The whole world was mine. 126 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,690 So I ran outside, 127 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,992 I started flying and shit. 128 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,661 It was so rad. 129 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,833 What would you do? 130 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,034 In a dream? 131 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,436 Yeah, it's all in your head. 132 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,973 You can do anything you want, no consequences. 133 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,888 What? 134 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,524 I-- Nothing. I was-- I was thinking, 135 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,526 I see you blushing, tell me. 136 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,195 I was, uh, thinking about flying. 137 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,630 That'd be... I'd fly too. That'd be so cool. 138 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,999 Oh, man, that's boring. 139 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,633 That's what you did. 140 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,502 Alright, if I'm boring, you're boring. 141 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,738 Whatever, Lewis. 142 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,339 Don't tell me. 143 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,514 What'd she say? 144 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:26,152 Nothing. 145 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,755 You hungry? 146 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:33,727 ...Eddie Money. 147 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,029 - Eddie Money? Yeah. - Oh! 148 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,031 - "Don't you know who I am?" - What? 149 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,603 What? 150 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,744 Uh-huh. 151 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,181 He was singing, you know? 152 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,116 We just have to keep 'em out. 153 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,886 No shit, we've been trying. 154 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,421 There's too many of 'em. 155 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,923 There are more of us. 156 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,591 Yeah. 157 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,927 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 158 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,762 - Cops. - Nope. 159 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,529 I did some research. 160 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,633 We can hire off-duty Berkeley cops for 11 bucks an hour. 161 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,636 - You called the cops? - To ask the question, yes. 162 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,972 Don't judge, all options are on the table. 163 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,240 That's why we're here. 164 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,811 To be fair, Berkeley cops are different from Oakland cops. 165 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,813 - We all know it. - You got that right. 166 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,815 Come on, guys, without Oakland cops, 167 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,583 there'd be no Black Panthers. 168 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,985 I'll call a vote. 169 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,053 Those in favor of hiring off-duty Berkeley cops, 170 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,222 raise your hand. 171 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,058 Opposed? 172 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,899 So where does that leave us? 173 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,671 We fight. 174 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,908 A fight is what they want. 175 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,845 We can't meet their violence with more violence. 176 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,147 - That's bullshit. - I believe in the ideal stenciled 177 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,448 on that sign back there. 178 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,782 But are you willing to fight for them? 179 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,583 No violence means no violence. 180 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,986 Once you pass through the doors. 181 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,354 Oh, so violence is okay outside? 182 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,322 What about racism, sexism, homophobia, 183 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,523 those okay outside too? 184 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,258 We're talking about Nazis, Larry. 185 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,293 - Yes. - I agree. 186 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,028 The rules don't apply to Nazis. 187 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,965 Dude, we got our asses kicked. 188 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,799 - Yeah. - We supposed to just take that? 189 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,669 Tina's right, this is our house. 190 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,538 We built it with our bare hands, and if we can't defend it, 191 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,311 - what's the point? - Yeah, that's right. 192 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,113 Alright, I call another vote then. 193 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,816 Those in favor of fighting the Nazis, raise your hand. 194 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,563 So, now I'm the guy who didn't wanna fight the Nazis. 195 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,534 Fuck that. 196 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,237 - Yeah! - Yes, sir. 197 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,448 * Who are you to say โ™ช 198 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,753 * We're ready to fight โ™ช 199 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,219 Connect to the cosmic emerald light. 200 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,621 Picture you are now floating outside yourself. 201 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,391 Look down and notice you are no longer anchored 202 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,193 by earthbound flesh. 203 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,804 What's this? 204 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,040 Open it. 205 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,542 What's the occasion? 206 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,377 Today's the occasion. 207 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,946 I don't know, just open it. 208 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,052 Dude! 209 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,955 It's fucking awesome. 210 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,124 I love it, thank you. 211 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,391 Of course. 212 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,827 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! 213 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,763 Wait, you might wanna... You might wanna put that away. 214 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,176 Can I tell you a secret? 215 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,077 I've never been in a fight before. 216 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,813 You're in charge of our security 217 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,315 and you've never been in a fight? 218 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,782 Yeah, whose idea was that? 219 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,184 I just volunteered to see free shows. 220 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,085 I never said I could run security. 221 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,654 You never said you couldn't. 222 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524 Yeah, well, it was going fine for the most part 223 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,359 'til the fucking Nazis showed up. 224 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,829 How many fights have you been in? 225 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,364 I don't know. 226 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,433 More than zero, I know that much. 227 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,136 So, one? 228 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139 - Two. - Two? 229 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,773 It was one too many. 230 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,941 So you lost one? 231 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,811 I lost them both, which was fine the first time. 232 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,647 It was a good life experience. 233 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216 The second time just hurt. 234 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,554 How do you think you'll describe the third? 235 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,728 Ask me tomorrow. 236 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,100 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 237 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,395 Hey, Jew! 238 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,732 You can hide behind a bunch of fags, 239 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,468 but that ain't gonna stop us from coming in. 240 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,877 Die, Nazi scum! 241 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:12,051 Ah, fuck, fuck, no! 242 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,493 Chapter two... 243 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,302 But how about that greasy saxophone-playing motherfucker? 244 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,137 I mean, he was fine, right? 245 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,540 Oh, I still believe! 246 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,976 Yeah, that shit was hella good. 247 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,878 Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz. 248 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,480 But how come grandpa didn't tell his family 249 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,281 - about the vampires? - No, that shit cold, right? 250 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,650 I would be pissed. 251 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,986 So what now? You wanna go to Giant Burger? 252 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,287 Hell, yeah. 253 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,824 - Shit! - What? 254 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,125 Think I left my bus pass in the bathroom. 255 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,960 Well, just go get it. 256 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,029 Alright. 257 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,898 Eat a dick, dyke! 258 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,467 Get out the truck and see what happens! I ain't playin'! 259 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,336 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Fuck you! 260 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,971 Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep drivin'! 261 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,307 - Fuck you, bitches! - Fuck you want, faggots? 262 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,176 Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 263 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,713 We'll see you punks later! 264 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,986 You okay? 265 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,088 Yeah. 266 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,091 I'll be right back. 267 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,696 Nazis trippin' again? 268 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699 I don't know how we went from Black Panthers 269 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,333 to Skinheads running wild in this city. 270 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,502 But all I know is somebody fell asleep at the wheel 271 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,539 - to let that shit happen. - People need reminding, 272 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,240 ain't nothing cool about being a Nazi. 273 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,577 It's 1987. You'd think people would know by now, but, no. 274 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,178 Fo sho. You and your friend. 275 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,948 I've seen you before. 276 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,249 You're in Danger Zone, right? 277 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,951 Yeah. You've seen us? 278 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,685 I saw you perform at the open mic night 279 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,353 at La Peรฑa a few weeks back. 280 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,789 There was like ten people there. 281 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,090 I was one of 'em. 282 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,726 Hey, good news, it was not in the toilet. 283 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,295 Bad news, I think somebody pissed on it anyway. 284 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,398 - Who's this? - I'm Lenny G. 285 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,767 - Lenny G? - Lenny G? 286 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,534 - I work with Too $hort. - We know who you are! 287 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,270 Girl, he knows who we are. 288 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,705 - Quit playin'. - He saw us at open mic night. 289 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,140 There was like ten people there. 290 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,476 And he was one of 'em. 291 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,709 We got a show coming up. 292 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,210 Why don't you two come on stage, 293 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,480 spit some rhymes with $hort? 294 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,314 And why don't you shut the fuck up? 295 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,750 - Let the man speak. - What? He ain't being real. 296 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,418 $hort wanna try something new. 297 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,287 A battle rap section to the show. 298 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,322 And based on what I saw from y'all two, 299 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,057 I suspect y'all can hold your own with him. 300 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,661 And I suspect your suspicions are correct. 301 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,063 - We'll be there. - Cool. 302 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,000 You might wanna have something planned, 303 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,167 in case you get nervous. 304 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,336 Yeah, we don't get nervous. 305 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,140 - Okay. We'll find out. - Right. 306 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,442 See you there! Thank you! 307 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,947 Shit, I'm nervous. 308 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,081 Girl, me too! 309 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,471 We gotta stay ready 'cause they don't protect us. 310 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,606 These motherfuckers need to respect us. 311 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,875 Here's the question... 312 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,681 What about this finale? 313 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,882 What about it? 314 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316 I think we need to practice it again. 315 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,152 Ooh, we already practiced it. 316 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,188 Hello, ladies. 317 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024 How about you cut the chit-chat 318 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:55,293 and practice getting me some ice cream here, 319 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,963 - what do you say? - What can I get for you? 320 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,965 Um, how's your bubble gum? 321 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:03,536 It's good if you like bubble gum. 322 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,804 Let me get a taste. 323 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:14,914 Mmm. 324 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,249 Yeah, I see what you mean. 325 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,752 Um, can you blow bubbles with this gum? 326 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,588 Yeah, I-I guess so. 327 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,493 What else can you blow? 328 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,532 What's your favorite flavor? 329 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,867 Um... 330 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,169 Oh, wait a minute, let me guess... 331 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,338 I bet you love the chocolate showers. 332 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,741 Am I right? 333 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,877 You know what? 334 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,914 I think I know exactly what's you want. 335 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,850 You look like straight-up vanilla to me. 336 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,120 Don't judge a book by its badge. 337 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,022 I've been known to have a sweet tooth for the dark stuff. 338 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,628 Is that right? 339 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,731 What's the expression? Ah, that's it. 340 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,032 The darker the berry-- 341 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,367 The harder the slap. 342 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,368 I don't think that's it. 343 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,938 You wanna find out? 344 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,807 What can I get for you today, officer? 345 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,710 Give me a sugar cone of vanilla. 346 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,747 Great choice. 347 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,549 Two dollars. 348 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,226 Aren't you forgetting something? 349 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,669 Looks like somebody's got a freebie comin' his way! 350 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,738 I'd like my hole punched, please. 351 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,752 Fucking pervert. 352 00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:03,289 Hey, could we get some help over here? 353 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,092 Oh, you want us to help you now? 354 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,161 Don't start with me, Jesse Jackson. 355 00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,437 What can I get for you today, sir? 356 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,011 Where's my rocky road? 357 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,345 They were out. 358 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,214 They were out of rocky road? 359 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,315 Yep. 360 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,783 So you didn't think to ask me if I wanted something else? 361 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,284 Nope. 362 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:36,989 Fucking bitch! 363 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,835 Ay yo. Would you ever take a beginner class of Psytopics with me? 364 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,402 Psytopics? 365 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,638 - No, ma'am. - I mean, they say 366 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,141 - classes could help control your reality. - And you believe that? 367 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,410 You ain't never thought about changing your reality? 368 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512 We can change it tonight. 369 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,214 Look, all I'm saying is, 370 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,583 what if there is more to free up here 371 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,320 in order to get free out here. 372 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,758 Okay, damn, that was deep. 373 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,326 I'll meditate on that one. 374 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597 I guess you didn't hear about Yolanda. 375 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,432 What about her? 376 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,568 She worked at Psytopics 377 00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,104 for, like, six months. 378 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,773 Then, one day during class, 379 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,375 she just started bleeding from her eyes and ears. 380 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,710 - Nah! - Yeah! 381 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,579 Ask Cherry, she was there. 382 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,614 She thought her head was about to explode. 383 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,384 Yeah, that shit crazy. 384 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,419 I mean, they at least gave her a refund. 385 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,054 Oh, I hope so. 386 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,265 She sure shouldn't. 387 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,868 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 388 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,975 Hey, um, we're Barbie and Entice. 389 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,410 We should be on the guest list. 390 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,912 Oh, yeah, groupies around back. 391 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,712 - Groupies? - Oh, hell, no. 392 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:08,915 We ain't no groupies. 393 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,149 We're from Danger Zone. 394 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:12,952 What's y'all name? 395 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,587 Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E. 396 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,722 Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E. 397 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,793 I ain't got you on the guest list. 398 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,562 Shit, see, I knew that dude was lyin'. Damn! 399 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:25,898 Look, are you sure? 400 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,835 You're on the artist list. 401 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,738 The artist list. 402 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:34,807 Yeah, 403 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,976 that's us. 404 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,845 Artists. 405 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112 Danger Zone. 406 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,613 So, listen. 407 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,482 Green room's through that door, end of the hall. 408 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,118 Alright? Fo sho, have fun! 409 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,424 Artists we're... Artists. 410 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,495 - Ooh! - Where is it? 411 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,263 He said at the end of the hall. 412 00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,465 Is this it? 413 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,334 Oh, shit! 414 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,839 - I'm sorry. - Oh, come on, $hort. 415 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,676 What happened? 416 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,978 $hort's in there. 417 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,947 For real? Then why didn't you go in? 418 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,682 He eating pussy. 419 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,451 Oh. 420 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,389 Maybe we should give him a minute then. 421 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,790 Maybe five... 422 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,226 ten minutes? 423 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,206 - End of the hall. - Right. 424 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,341 They can't wake Sleepy! 425 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,880 Sleepy Floyd is Superman! 426 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,982 Mothafucker called him Superman! 427 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,684 Hey, 'sup, y'all? 428 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:53,886 Danger Zone! 429 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,421 Can y'all believe this game? 430 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,756 - Sleepy goin' off! - Cool. 431 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,158 Hey, make yourself comfortable. 432 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,326 Y'all wanna drink? 433 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,994 - Sure. - No. Thanks. 434 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,834 Lenny, you know, we ain't really talk about money. 435 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,869 Right. 436 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,571 I was thinking 5% of the door. 437 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,739 Cool? 438 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,910 Hey, find me after the show, okay? 439 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,178 Alright, sure. 440 00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,216 Hey, you okay? 441 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,054 Yeah, I just thought we was gonna go over it 442 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,355 at least one more time. 443 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,691 You'll feel it, okay, I promise you. 444 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,297 I need a bathroom. 445 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,978 Come on, the show's starting! 446 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,780 Go ahead, I'll be there in a minute. 447 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,316 You sure you're okay? 448 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,052 Yeah. 449 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,421 Yeah, just-just gimme a minute. 450 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,091 Aight. 451 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,729 We want $hort! 452 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,399 We want $hort! We want $hort! 453 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,934 Alright, y'all! 454 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,403 Give it up for the man y'all came to see! 455 00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,606 Oakland's own, 456 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,643 Too $hort! 457 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,741 What was going through your head in the fourth quarter? 458 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,310 Um, I wasn't really thinking at all, Jim. 459 00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,978 It was a strange feeling, uh, 460 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,814 as if I left my body for a few minutes of it. 461 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,317 Well, you certainly were playing like a man possessed. 462 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,319 - Congratulations. - Uh, thank you. 463 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,188 I just wanna say hi out there to my mom, 464 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,090 and my girlfriend, Andrea, watching at home. 465 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,424 We'll be right back 466 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,426 with the post-game show after the break. 467 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,996 Before I went to Psytopics, my life was outta control. 468 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,498 I was on the street. 469 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,832 I didn't care about anyone, 470 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,168 and no one cared about me. 471 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,502 But everything changed 472 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,670 when I took my first class 473 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,238 at the Spiritual Learning Center. 474 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,041 I learned there's a cosmic force all around us. 475 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,610 Anyone can tap into it, even you. 476 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,412 It's not a joke, trust me. 477 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,516 If you wanna change your life, start by trusting your mind. 478 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,518 Start by trusting Psytopics. 479 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,625 - * than a tail on a whale โ™ช - Good to go? 480 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,294 - Yeah. - * When I freaked Michelle โ™ช 481 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,069 So right about now, 482 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,438 I wanna try something new. 483 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,273 I feel like battling tonight. 484 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,542 - Yeah! - Who with me? 485 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,347 But I don't think nobody crazy enough 486 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,617 to jump on this stage with Too $hort! 487 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,685 Oh, wait, hold up, hold up! 488 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,755 I think we found somebody. 489 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,724 What's this WrestleMania bullshit? 490 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,726 Is Danger Zone in the house? 491 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,895 - Okay, that's us, let's go! - Oh, no, wait. 492 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,932 - They set us up. - What? 493 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,200 - Where you at... - They wanna humiliate us. 494 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:30,902 What are you talking about? 495 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,972 Girl, they are calling us on stage, now, let's go! 496 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,574 I don't think they showed up. 497 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,075 They think we're a joke. 498 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,944 - Bitch, do you see me joking? - Danger Zone? 499 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,480 - I don't even know them. - There they go! 500 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,484 Give it up for Danger Zone, y'all! 501 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,453 Damn, they crazy. 502 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,592 - Y'all ready, right? - Fuck, yeah, we ready. 503 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,893 Then let's do this. 504 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,832 * Say, hoe โ™ช 505 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,402 * Yeah, you โ™ช 506 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,072 Ask 'em, $hort! 507 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,908 * You like to fuck? โ™ช 508 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,177 Come on. 509 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,681 Nigga-- 510 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,585 You got this, don't fight it. 511 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,722 Just breathe, now, tell him. 512 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:32,049 * On it โ™ช 513 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,185 Alright. 514 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,412 - Let's see if y'all can top that. - Y'all better come with it. 515 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:38,944 Let's give it up for Danger Zone! 516 00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:01,031 Girl! 517 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,235 The third chapter... 518 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,283 Dr. Seale's office. 519 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,119 Dr. Seale, please. 520 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,127 - Hello? - Dr. Seale, it's Clint. 521 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,329 How is she? 522 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,265 I've been trying to reach you. 523 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,100 I'm afraid she didn't make it. 524 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,503 What? 525 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,705 I'm sorry to have to tell you like this. 526 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473 We did everything we could. 527 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,677 What do you mean? She's dead? She died? 528 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:21,012 I don't understand. I was just there. 529 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,514 I'm sorry, Clint. 530 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,182 She took a turn for the worse. 531 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,685 There was just too much bleeding. 532 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,655 We couldn't get her back to the OR in time. 533 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,326 What about the baby? 534 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,997 She's in the NICU. Unresponsive. 535 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,900 We're doing what we can, but it doesn't look good. 536 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,469 Where are you, Clint? 537 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838 There are some police here. 538 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,607 They'd like to ask you some questions 539 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,476 about the, uh, the incident. 540 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:12,991 Any requests? 541 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,593 The Fly. 542 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,528 No. Nothing scary. 543 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,930 Sid & Nancy. 544 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,598 I wanted to watch it last year, but you said-- 545 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,134 I hate that music. It's just noise. 546 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,970 It gives me a headache. 547 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,505 Oh, I said that? 548 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,406 Yup. 549 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,742 And then I said, "It's not just noise. 550 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:33,444 It's actually about something." 551 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,113 And what'd I say? 552 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,315 "Yeah? What's it about?" 553 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,517 And you said? 554 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,653 "Emotional anarchy." 555 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:43,655 Cool. 556 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,691 You said that too. 557 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,358 And then we watched The Money Pit. 558 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,194 Which was not a bad movie. 559 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,965 That actor's from Oakland. 560 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,502 He used to sell hot dogs at A's games. 561 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:00,371 I shook him down in the parking lot after a game once. 562 00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,543 I'm pretty sure it was him. 563 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,015 I'll see if they have it. 564 00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,683 Be careful. 565 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,561 Clint. 566 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:27,699 Hurry back. 567 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,488 Hello? 568 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:52,858 Just a minute. 569 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,026 What's the score? 570 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:57,062 Lakers up big. 571 00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,064 Damn. 572 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,567 You know, we got lucky against The Mailman, 573 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,871 but these Warriors cannot keep up with Magic. 574 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,172 - Yeah, well, you never know. - I mean, look, 575 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,876 I'm just a movie guy. I don't know much about sports, 576 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,945 but it's pretty obvious the brooms are coming out tomorrow. 577 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,782 - Can't win 'em all I guess. - No, definitely cannot. 578 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,886 Which is why we love the underdogs. 579 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,353 They're a projection of ourselves. 580 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,756 We're all just a bunch of losers. 581 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,257 We cannot kill Darth Vader, 582 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,259 and we cannot win a rumble against the Soviets, 583 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,360 and we definitely cannot beat LA. 584 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:31,529 And yet, 585 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:35,100 the underdog believes they can achieve the impossible. 586 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:39,070 Top five underdog movies, go. 587 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,773 - Oh, I'm actually here for-- - Let's begin with the obvious, 588 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,309 Rocky. Most people assume it's number one, 589 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,210 and I think it's best just to get it out of the way. 590 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:48,646 It's probably your number one, am I right? Nevermind. 591 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,048 Number four, it just came out last year, 592 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,951 it's already an instant classic. 593 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,921 You know where I'm going, right? Come on, basketball man. 594 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,589 Dennis Hopper, in the same year as Blue Velvet, 595 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,926 breaking our hearts both on and off the court. 596 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,928 Say it with me on three. 597 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,895 One, two, three. Hoosiers! 598 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:07,999 - I haven't seen it. - And you call yourself a basketball fan? 599 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,667 No. I'm just here for some movies. 600 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,602 And I'm giving them to you, Slim. 601 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:13,304 That's my job. 602 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,605 Number three. 603 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,773 Let's have it. 604 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:16,907 The Dirty Dozen. 605 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,609 - I've seen that. - Underdogs 606 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,478 on a suicide mission to kill Nazis. 607 00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:21,779 Works on multiple levels. 608 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,080 - Right. - Number two, 609 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:25,683 Sidney Lumet directed this courtroom drama 610 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,120 from a perfect script by David Mamet, 611 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,754 starring Paul Newman 612 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:34,192 at his incomparable ambulance-chasing best. 613 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:38,663 The Verdict. 614 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:41,132 - I heard that was good. - No, you didn't. 615 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,767 What you probably heard is that it is amazing. 616 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:46,171 So why haven't you seen it yet? 617 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,638 Are you even ready for number one? 618 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,307 You have no idea. 619 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,942 In his review of this 1979 film, 620 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,479 Roger Ebert wrote, quote, 621 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,183 "Movies like this hardly ever get made. 622 00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,650 When they're made this well, 623 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,188 they become precious cinematic miracles." Unquote. 624 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,356 - Name that picture. - Look, 625 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,457 I'm not here to play Jeopardy. I'm here for some, 626 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,061 uh, specific titles. 627 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,796 I'm trying to provide you with an experience. 628 00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:15,666 I appreciate it. Do you have... 629 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,504 Big Trouble in Little China? 630 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,707 Somebody just checked that out. Sorry. 631 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,676 For a more nuanced portrait of San Francisco's Chinatown, 632 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,245 I recommend Chan is Missing. 633 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,047 What about Tough Guys? 634 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,782 New releases. Anything else? 635 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,418 Ruthless People. 636 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,387 And? 637 00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,925 The Color of Money. 638 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,329 And I thought you were here for the movies. 639 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,498 - How much? - Five hundred. 640 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,770 Behind the curtain. 641 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,240 Good luck. 642 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,341 Hey. 643 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,910 So what's number one? 644 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,579 I'll tell you when you come out. 645 00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,114 Late Night Video. 646 00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:06,551 No, some jackass stole our entire collection. 647 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:09,955 But have you seen Scanners? It's basically the same idea. 648 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,689 Yeah. See ya. 649 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,788 All in, assholes! 650 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,427 Call. 651 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,330 Call? 652 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,932 You're dumber than you look, Yung. You know that? 653 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,002 I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. 654 00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,237 Oh, yeah. 655 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,179 Goddammit! 656 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,116 Ouch. That looked painful. 657 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,783 Ah, shit. 658 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,154 Did that video dork let you in? 659 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:19,690 I bought in like everyone else. 660 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,591 Okay, look. You saw that, right? 661 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:24,529 Hella bad beat. I'm sorry. 662 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,930 Why didn't you say something when you came in? I... 663 00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:29,034 I had the money ten seconds ago. It's still on the table. 664 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,002 You were in the middle of a hand. 665 00:49:34,939 --> 00:49:36,374 Yung, do me a favor. 666 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,975 I'm sorry to ask this, but can I keep some of that 667 00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,677 so I can get this clown off my back? 668 00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,480 No, no, no. That's his money. I can't take his money. 669 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,281 What do you care? I'm gonna pay him back! 670 00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:46,616 He's not gonna pay you back, Yung. 671 00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:48,785 You're gonna have to hire a guy like me to rough him up for you. 672 00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:51,156 It's a nasty business. Don't get involved. 673 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,561 Come on. What are you doing? 674 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,729 My job. 675 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,531 I thought you retired. 676 00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:01,866 Aren't you having a kid? 677 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,535 Hey, congratulations, by the way. 678 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,171 Thank you. 679 00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:09,174 Ah, kids are the best. Changed my life. 680 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:10,307 What do you have? 681 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,642 Two boys. 682 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,511 No. 683 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,380 What do you have for The Guy? 684 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,914 Nothing. 685 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,983 You saw what happened. Yung took my money. 686 00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,252 It's right there. 687 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,720 'Cause Asians are smarter. 688 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,191 Okay, listen. Check this out. 689 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,093 Careful. 690 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,728 Ah, er... 691 00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,399 Courtside seats. 692 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:35,999 Game 4. 693 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,868 Warriors-Lakers. 694 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,670 These are worth at least a thousand. 695 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,440 Anybody know how much these tickets are worth? 696 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,840 Five hundred, tops. 697 00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:45,675 What? No way, man. 698 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:48,246 We're talking about the showtime Lakers. 699 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,215 Jack Nicholson would pay a grand a piece. 700 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,782 Do you know Jack Nicholson? 701 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,786 No. But I'm sure I could make a few phone calls. 702 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,688 Alright? I think he'd be very interested. 703 00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,091 - Okay. - Okay, what? 704 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,392 Make some calls. 705 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,594 If you can sell 'em, I'll wait. 706 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,233 Will somebody buy these? 707 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,366 - Mm-mm. - Please? 708 00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,801 Two-fifty. 709 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,270 Kiss my ass, $250. 710 00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,239 - Alright. Forget it then. - Forget you then. 711 00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,306 Okay. 712 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,911 I'll give these tickets to The Guy. 713 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,879 I'll say they're worth $500, more or less. 714 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,815 More. Definitely more. 715 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,817 But, okay, fine. Thank you. 716 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,619 You know it's not enough though. 717 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,589 What? 718 00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,059 It's not enough. 719 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,228 - Those are courtside seats. - Right or left? 720 00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:39,297 Under the basket. 721 00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:40,398 Right... 722 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:42,567 or left? 723 00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,504 Come on, Clint. Is this necessary? 724 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,638 You want me to choose? 725 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,807 Fuck it. 726 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:51,741 Ow! 727 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:53,311 - Ooh. - Fuck! 728 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,446 Ah, you're alright. 729 00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,682 - Fucking A! Fuck! - This yours? 730 00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,284 Fuck! 731 00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:01,686 Yeah. 732 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,989 - You okay to drive? Yeah? - Yeah. 733 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,526 Well, fellas... 734 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,630 I'm officially retired. 735 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:13,998 - Yeah! - Good luck, homie. 736 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,535 * And I need you now โ™ช 737 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,047 What happened to the other guy? 738 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,148 What other guy? 739 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,116 The other dude who works here. 740 00:52:33,117 --> 00:52:35,853 He was gonna tell me the best underdog movie of all time. 741 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,057 I'm the only one here today. 742 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,726 No, there was another guy. 743 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,663 A little older. Maybe the owner? 744 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,033 But you're the owner, sir. 745 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,469 You've always been the owner. 746 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,508 I'm just fucking with you. That was Hank. 747 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,809 He's hella intense, huh? 748 00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,812 Oh, he's just on his lunch break, so... 749 00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:33,544 Uh, your nose... 750 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,581 Here. 751 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,055 Go Warriors. 752 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:49,460 Credit to the Lakers. They just know how to win. 753 00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,410 Aw! 754 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,279 You'll watch it with me? 755 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,148 Cost me 90 bucks, you bet your ass I'm gonna watch it with you. 756 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,084 - You bought this? - I ran the numbers, and I figured 757 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,621 we still come out ahead on late fees. 758 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,392 So? 759 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,298 You know what this is? 760 00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,434 A fist of fury. 761 00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,068 It was a fist of fury. 762 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,672 Now it's just a hand. 763 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,073 - So no more punching? - No more punching. 764 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,676 At least not for money. 765 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,945 Well, damn, baby, let's celebrate! 766 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,748 Okay, but before we go to Reno, can we stop at Cody's? 767 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:47,918 This new lady at work said that she has this Psytopics book. 768 00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,120 She said it'll change my life. 769 00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,858 You don't need a book to change your life, baby. 770 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,373 Look at me. 771 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,445 You know who I am? 772 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,550 - No. - Look closer. 773 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,653 Subtract seven years from my face. 774 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,223 Now imagine, 775 00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,827 I'm watching you kill my father. 776 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:40,637 It ends when The Guy says it ends! 777 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,741 Stop! 778 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,365 I'm sorry. 779 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,538 I'm not the same person that did that to your father. 780 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,573 The thing is, 781 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,175 I don't care. 782 00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,626 Don't watch it without me, okay? 783 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,600 No... 784 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,201 No, no, no, no. 785 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:46,637 No, no, no! 786 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:28,479 Hey, mister, you wanna buy a tape? 787 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,747 I made this East Bay mix special for you. 788 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:32,182 Nah, kid, uh... 789 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,084 It's got Too $hort, and I know you like $hort. 790 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:37,021 Richie Rich, Tower of Power. 791 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,689 And if you don't like all that rap stuff, 792 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,190 it's got Sly and the Family Stone, 793 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,859 The Pointer Sisters, 794 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,161 Sheila E., The Grateful Dead, 795 00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,363 Operation Ivy, and Metallica, 796 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,098 if you're a rock and roll guy. 797 00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,877 Trade you for these. 798 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,616 Pleasure doing business with you. 799 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:34,244 It's fucking awesome. 800 00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,483 - I love it, thank you. - Of course. 801 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,587 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! 802 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:44,589 Wait, you might wanna put that away. 803 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,894 You're late. 804 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,001 What's this? 805 00:58:58,002 --> 00:58:59,436 Your fee. 806 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,406 It's light. 807 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,509 It's a taste. 808 00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,614 Keep your taste, I want the entrรฉe. 809 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,617 We got one more job for you. 810 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,518 - The Warrior thing. - The Warrior thing? 811 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:17,121 The basketball guys. 812 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,424 Can't talk about it here. 813 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,866 Yesterday was the last, last job. 814 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,103 I did it, I'm done. 815 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:34,871 Fuck you. 816 00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,873 Okay, I do not have time for this. 817 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,275 You are 30 minutes late. 818 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,244 I'm gonna make this real easy for you. 819 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,612 You got two choices. 820 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,415 You take that envelope, give it to The Guy, 821 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:46,984 you pray he takes mercy on you, 822 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:50,087 'cause that is nowhere near your debt. 823 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:52,589 Might be enough to buy you another day. 824 00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,390 How you pay tomorrow's up to you. 825 00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:56,726 What's he gonna do? Make me break my own legs? 826 00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,763 You've seen these younger guys in action. 827 00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,766 Cooper, Tuck. They truly do not give a fuck. 828 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:04,234 They take a little too much joy in the work. 829 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:06,637 A lot more than you ever did. 830 01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,306 And my second choice? 831 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:11,240 Slide that envelope back across the table, 832 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:13,243 do one more job with me and my crew tonight. 833 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,245 One more job. When's it ever end? 834 01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:20,184 It ends when The Guy says it ends. 835 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,995 You forgot about door number three. 836 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,763 There's no door number three. 837 01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:35,432 Door number three is... 838 01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:50,047 I see you in hell in a gasoline suit. 839 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,552 Okay. 840 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,454 Door number three it is. 841 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,288 You know what this means, right? 842 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,325 Everybody's on the table. 843 01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:03,626 You, your family, your fuckin' dog, 844 01:01:03,627 --> 01:01:05,395 The Guy's coming after everybody. 845 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,398 Well, I don't have a dog. 846 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,536 And my parents died when I was 15, 847 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,573 and my pregnant wife was murdered yesterday. 848 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,184 The Guy wants me, he knows where to find me. 849 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,653 But you may wanna warn him... 850 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:35,592 I got nothing left. 851 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,535 Pain, Clint. 852 01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,706 Maybe you don't mind dying, 853 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,911 but he's gonna collect on that pain before you do. 854 01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,381 Good. 855 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:01,351 I've caused a lot of people a lot of pain in this town. 856 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,089 Maybe it's my turn to bleed a little. 857 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,364 Can I see it? 858 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:25,309 Who's it for? 859 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:27,211 Nazis. 860 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,818 Aim for the neck. 861 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,318 * ...make you unhappy โ™ช 862 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,819 Clint Flood? 863 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,721 We need you to ID a suspect. 864 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,998 For the Warriors in this Game 4, 865 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,632 the backcourt will be Sleepy Floyd and Chris Mullin... 866 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:01,638 The underdog believes he can do the impossible. 867 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,042 Defeat the bully, 868 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,579 sell enough mixtapes to get out of the hood, 869 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,318 break enough bones to pay off his father's debt. 870 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,257 I'm done believing. 871 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,594 I'm gonna die today. 872 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,200 Most people go their whole lives not knowing when they're gonna die, 873 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,401 fearing death. 874 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,339 But I can say with certainty, 875 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,078 this underdog has seen his last day. 876 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,116 I'm okay with it. 877 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:50,887 My time has come. 878 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,261 And that's okay. 879 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,933 You hear what they found in the kid's car? 880 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,435 - What? - Psytopics Tape. 881 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,738 Psytopics? They do the freaky commercials with the green eyes, right? 882 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,178 Thanks. 883 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,797 Yeah. 884 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:18,608 Okay. I guess you better tell him then. 885 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:21,311 It's for you. 886 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,019 - Hello? - Clint? 887 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:31,088 Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale. 888 01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,822 I have good news, Clint. 889 01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,658 Your daughter is going to make it. 890 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,227 She's in stable condition, she's responsive, 891 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,828 she's very much alive. 892 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:42,866 She's alive? 893 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:45,935 Yes. Yes, goddammit, she's alive. 894 01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,704 It's a fuckin' miracle. 895 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,239 Now get your ass back to the hospital 896 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,341 and meet your girl. You hear me? 897 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,047 - Yeah. - Are you coming back? 898 01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,647 Yeah. 899 01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,987 I just have to do, uh... 900 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,091 I just have to do one thing. 901 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,502 Congratulations. 902 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:22,372 Looks like you have something left after all. 903 01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:45,462 Number three, raise your head. 904 01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:52,136 Yeah, just keep looking. 905 01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:56,039 Take your time. We're not in a hurry. 906 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,411 Number three. 907 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,247 Step forward. 908 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,799 He's right in front of you. 909 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,104 It ain't him. 910 01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,812 Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen. 911 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,115 I've gotta get my daughter from the hospital, 912 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,851 and pick another day to die. 913 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:34,904 Final chapter... 914 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:12,108 Larry Smith, Rolling Fort, Mississippi. 915 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,579 Eight points per game, but rebounds are his specialty. 916 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,214 He scored 15 points in Game 3. 917 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:19,916 Has no parents in town, 918 01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,851 but he's got a girlfriend sitting in his comped seats, 919 01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:24,754 row 12, section C. 920 01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,624 He had a childhood friend come in town last night. 921 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,760 Staying in some shitty motor lodge off Helgenberger. 922 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,361 That's some friend. 923 01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:36,132 Chris Mullin, three-time Big East Player of the Year. 924 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:40,236 Guy's got a Gold Medal from the '84 Olympics, 925 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,473 but it's a high-risk, low reward collectible 926 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,241 from some guy nobody's heard of. 927 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,209 - Mmm. - It's his second season, 928 01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:50,146 he already blew most of his bonus on booze. 929 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,583 He's a lush, and for what it's worth, 930 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,719 he's the only white guy on the team. 931 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,989 Okay, fine, leave him off the list. Next. 932 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,458 Purvis Short, 933 01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:03,092 Hattiesburg, Mississippi. 934 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,929 What is it with this team and all these Mississippi boys? 935 01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,500 Fun fact, he was the fifth overall draft pick in 1978. 936 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,436 You know who went sixth? 937 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,737 Do I look like a basketball encyclopedia? 938 01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,005 Larry Bird. 939 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,007 - Wow! - Larry Bird. 940 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,410 Yeah, well, that is a fun fact. 941 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:26,182 Why are these teams so afraid to pick a white man, huh? 942 01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:29,786 Excuse me. Hey, Troy! 943 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,821 Yeah, meet me in the truck. 944 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,857 Yeah, Dad? 945 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,025 Now what are you boys up to tonight? 946 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,293 Just gonna drive around and shit, 947 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,762 maybe beat up some fags. 948 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,832 Cool, and do you need anything? 949 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,368 No. 950 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,370 Are you sure? 951 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:47,936 Yeah, alright. 952 01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,675 Thanks, Dad. 953 01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:53,843 Just fill her up when you're done, okay? 954 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,683 Good kids, fine people. 955 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,385 Please, go on. 956 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:05,555 Uh, Purvis Short, they call him The Rainbow Man because-- 957 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,558 'Cause he's a fag! 958 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,962 Is that because he's a fag? 959 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:17,166 Uh, he's got a unique arc to his jump shot. 960 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:20,135 Okay, okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna stop you there, okay? 961 01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:23,639 Now, I respect your attention to detail, I really do, 962 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,475 but I'm gonna request from here on out, 963 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,877 no more fun facts. 964 01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,680 Because I don't need to know 965 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:35,251 how many shots Terry Teagle made in high school in 1977, 966 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:39,154 what Chris Washburn was smoking on draft night last year, 967 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:42,392 or if Joe Barry Carroll's nickname is Joe Barely Cares, 968 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,093 then so is mine. 969 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,531 I only wanna know, A, where do they live? 970 01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:50,666 B, what's in their house? 971 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,102 Is there anything worth taking? 972 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,706 And C, will the house be empty 973 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,108 on the night of the game? 974 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,746 Now with all that in mind, please continue. 975 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:06,682 Eric "Sleepy" Floyd. 976 01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:09,586 He's an All-Star point guard out of Georgetown. 977 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,221 What did I just tell you? 978 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,890 Uh, he lives alone. 979 01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:16,693 He's got a nice house on Skyline Boulevard. 980 01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:21,230 His family's in town from North Carolina, 981 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,601 sister, brother, and mother, they're all staying with him, 982 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,736 and they all attended the last game, 983 01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:30,306 so there's no reason to believe they won't be there on Sunday. 984 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,578 My source says that he's a collector of ancient Asian art. 985 01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,846 He has a hidden vault in his house 986 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,950 with some extremely rare, extremely valuable items. 987 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,787 Well, well, well, how does he afford that? 988 01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:47,123 Well, he makes around 200 grand per season, sir. 989 01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,426 Most players spend this on cars, coke, and pussy, 990 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:55,264 but he spent his on a fine art collection at Christie's 991 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,601 and I've got the auction logs to prove it. 992 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,612 Good, add his name to the list. 993 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:19,122 He's fine, he'll be in there for hours sometimes, 994 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,756 eyes closed, just clearing his head. 995 01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:22,626 There's five of them. 996 01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,693 So? 997 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,196 So Ted said there would be three, 998 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,598 sister, brother, and mother. 999 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:33,503 So there's a sister, brother, mother, plus a sister and a brother, who cares? 1000 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,371 I just don't like when the intel's off. 1001 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,373 You wanna find a phone, call Ted? 1002 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,941 We're an hour from tip-off. 1003 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,944 He's already at Teagle's house. 1004 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,555 Well, what do you wanna do? 1005 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,325 Fuck it. Let's go. 1006 01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:44,908 ...A.C. Green and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 1007 01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:47,143 While these knuckleheads broke into Sleepy's house 1008 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,912 looking for his art collection, 1009 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,715 his girlfriend, mother, brother, sister, 1010 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:53,416 and college friend from Georgetown 1011 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:56,419 were settling in for Game 4 over in East Oakland. 1012 01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,788 Tickets! Who needs tickets? 1013 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,556 I got two seats under the basket. 1014 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,260 To nobody's surprise, 1015 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,963 the showtime Lakers dominated the first three games 1016 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,266 and showed no signs of slowing down early in this one. 1017 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,638 Just as this legend let go of this beautiful skyhook over-- 1018 01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:16,773 These porn star, 1019 01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:20,409 mustache-looking motherfuckers were snatching up his girl's jewelry. 1020 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:23,179 By half-time, eight different crews 1021 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,948 were hitting up eight players' homes 1022 01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,516 and I guess these cats didn't get the memo not to fuck 1023 01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,318 with Chris Mullin... 1024 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,987 ...'cause they took homeboy's shit too, 1025 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,657 including his 1984 Olympic Gold Medal. 1026 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,592 And this piece of shit right here 1027 01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:38,461 killed Terry Teagle's regal beagle. 1028 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,767 And these dudes finally found Sleepy's secret vault. 1029 01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:45,001 I found it! 1030 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,971 Michael Thompson meets Kareem underneath, 1031 01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,706 Kareem with a skyhook! 1032 01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,709 Great shot by Kareem, really nice pass. 1033 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:56,713 As expected, the Lakers continued to roll in the second half, 1034 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,649 building a 14-point lead after three quarters. 1035 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,385 About this time, 1036 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,054 Sleepy's mom started feeling a little queasy, 1037 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,856 it wasn't serious, but... 1038 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,792 I shouldn't have had that second hot dog. 1039 01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:11,160 You see, Sleepy's mom had recently experimented 1040 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,829 with becoming a vegetarian. 1041 01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:16,833 In 1987, it proved difficult to sustain the practice 1042 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,802 in small town North Carolina. 1043 01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,371 She had just reintroduced small doses of meat into her diet. 1044 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,641 And two Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum hot dogs 1045 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:28,745 - were perhaps one too many. - It was good though. 1046 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,714 Sleepy's girlfriend, Andrea Harris, 1047 01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:33,482 volunteered to escort Sleepy's ill mother home. 1048 01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,819 With the underdogs down 14, 1049 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,221 Sleepy's Georgetown roommate, Kelvin Quick, 1050 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,856 agreed to stay and return home 1051 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926 with Sleepy and his sister, Renee, after the game. 1052 01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:46,329 What happened next has been hotly debated over the years, 1053 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,964 but this is the tale as I know it to be. 1054 01:17:57,273 --> 01:18:01,377 Oh, my God, guys! Sleepy Floyd, he is on fire! 1055 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,484 Do you still want me to fix you some tea? 1056 01:18:09,485 --> 01:18:11,154 That'll be good. 1057 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,222 What is that smell? 1058 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,658 Smells like something's burning. 1059 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,431 Why is the TV on so loud? 1060 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,000 Who the fuck are you? 1061 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,435 Shut up and get on the floor! 1062 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,772 Get on the floor! 1063 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,743 Fuck, man, we gotta go. 1064 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,148 Welcome back to the Coliseum, 1065 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,584 where nothing is what as it seems tonight. 1066 01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:44,553 Lakers with the basketball! Throw by-- Stolen by Floyd! 1067 01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:46,555 He's in multiple places at once! 1068 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,124 Sleepy puts the ball in the court... 1069 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,164 ...a layup. He scored! 1070 01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,200 Unreal! He's unconscious! 1071 01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,837 What a shot! Sleepy has 19 in the quarter, 1072 01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,906 and I need to catch my breath! 1073 01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,540 So do I, Greg. 1074 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,476 All I can say is, Sleepy Floyd's mom somewhere 1075 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,946 is mighty proud of her son tonight. 1076 01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:30,366 Still high on his record-breaking fourth quarter, 1077 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:32,501 a record that still stands to this day, 1078 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,171 Sleepy and his crew decided to hit up Giant Burger 1079 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,705 on MacArthur Boulevard. 1080 01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,975 They ordered six quarter-pound giant burgers 1081 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,044 and a veggie burger for Mom. 1082 01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,711 While they waited for their order, 1083 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:45,214 other customers recognized Sleepy 1084 01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,615 and a minor riot ensued. 1085 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:51,320 Fun fact, I was there that night 1086 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,156 with the Danger Zone ladies, 1087 01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:55,391 and I attempted to pay for Sleepy's order, 1088 01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:56,993 but Sleepy wasn't having it. 1089 01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,529 Instead, he paid for everybody's burgers and shakes that night. 1090 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,524 Hey, hey, what happened? I live here. 1091 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,326 Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry. 1092 01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,827 We can't let you in the house yet. 1093 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:34,397 Why? Yo, what's going on, is my family inside? 1094 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,698 There was a burglary. 1095 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,035 They attempted to drill into your vault, 1096 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:42,137 but it appears they were interrupted before they got in. 1097 01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:44,340 I'm very sorry to inform you... 1098 01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:47,576 His brother was shot, 1099 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,445 but alive in a coma. 1100 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,415 His mother was alive, but fainted from the shock. 1101 01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:55,084 His girlfriend, Andrea, though, 1102 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,819 dead on the scene. 1103 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,188 ...Andrea didn't make it. 1104 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,393 Hey, it's Chris Mullin. 1105 01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,729 They hit us all, but nobody else got hurt. 1106 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,531 Can I talk to Sleepy? 1107 01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:09,999 Hey, Chris, 1108 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,601 appreciate the call, but he-- 1109 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,370 he's not ready to talk to anybody. 1110 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:18,741 I understand. Tell him we're all standing by. 1111 01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,244 We're here for him whenever he's ready. 1112 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,511 Thank you, Chris. 1113 01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:34,123 Hey, we're all here for you, man. 1114 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,691 Just let me know when you wanna talk. 1115 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264 Hello. 1116 01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:44,032 I need to talk to Sleepy Floyd. 1117 01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:45,668 - Who is this? - Never mind who I am, 1118 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,270 just put him on the phone. 1119 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,808 Look, I don't know who you are, but we just had a tragedy here. 1120 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,577 Okay? Sleepy's not talking to anybody. 1121 01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,146 I promise you, he'll wanna hear what I have to say. 1122 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,049 Hey, I already told you, now is not a good time. 1123 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:02,418 Call back later. 1124 01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,224 - Who was that? - Uh, some chick said 1125 01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:11,894 she has something to tell Sleepy. I don't know. 1126 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,831 Hmm. 1127 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,511 - Who's this? - Is this Sleepy Floyd? 1128 01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,447 - Yeah. - Okay, listen to me. 1129 01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,816 I know who killed your girlfriend. 1130 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,651 Turns out, these two punks overheard 1131 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,686 some freaky shit over in San Leandro 1132 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:38,954 earlier that day. 1133 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,157 We have one last job for you. 1134 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,591 - The Warrior thing. - The Warrior thing? 1135 01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:46,562 The basketball guys. Can't talk about it here. 1136 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:50,066 They told Sleepy about "the basketball guys" comment 1137 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,301 and how they followed this dude when he left the diner. 1138 01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:54,137 I mean, we were just fucking around, you know, 1139 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:55,904 killing time with some Blue Velvet mystery-type shit. 1140 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,041 We didn't really think anything was gonna happen. 1141 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:00,909 But then we heard the news, and we thought you might wanna know. 1142 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,346 So they gave him the address, where they followed him, 1143 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,847 before they had to hop off quick 1144 01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,815 and take care of some business of their own. 1145 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,218 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 1146 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,452 Sorry for your loss, 1147 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,821 Mr. Floyd. 1148 01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:26,069 Thank you both for being here. 1149 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,805 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 1150 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,240 Whoo! 1151 01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:45,441 What the fuck is this? 1152 01:26:00,356 --> 01:26:02,057 You lost, boy? 1153 01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:05,628 Man asked you a question, son. 1154 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,865 Now, I'm only gonna say this once-- 1155 01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:15,264 You fall asleep back there? 1156 01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:34,450 Hey, who the fuck are you? 1157 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,085 Fuck! 1158 01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:23,799 Come on! 1159 01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,662 Anyone else seeing this? 1160 01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,674 Son of a bitch, that is nice. 1161 01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:48,677 Life's funny sometimes. 1162 01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:51,814 You realize, if she'd just stayed in her seat, 1163 01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:55,450 and watched her man play the best fucking game of his life, then... 1164 01:30:56,719 --> 01:30:58,120 that'd be mine. 1165 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,358 And your old lady would still be yours. 1166 01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:21,810 Hey. 1167 01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:24,379 Good game tonight. 1168 01:31:26,915 --> 01:31:28,016 Sir. 1169 01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:31,787 Floyd's out there slicing people up with a sword. 1170 01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:34,956 Can you repeat that? 1171 01:31:34,957 --> 01:31:37,192 'Cause it sounded to me like you said 1172 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:39,394 someone's in my house 1173 01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:42,197 and they're slicing people up with a sword? 1174 01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:44,199 Yes, sir, that's what I said. 1175 01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:47,536 We've got that cleared up, good. 1176 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,638 - Who the fuck is Floyd? - The basketball player, 1177 01:31:50,639 --> 01:31:52,040 Sleepy Floyd. 1178 01:31:53,809 --> 01:31:55,678 - Of course. - I don't know how the fuck 1179 01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:57,079 he found us so fast. 1180 01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,715 Well, you killed the man's family, Travis. 1181 01:31:59,815 --> 01:32:01,584 You know what that means, don't you? 1182 01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,052 That means 1183 01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:08,356 you don't get to fucking decide 1184 01:32:08,456 --> 01:32:11,326 when he comes for his revenge! 1185 01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,998 You're on his timeline now. 1186 01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,733 Yeah? 1187 01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:28,009 Is he still alive? 1188 01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:31,179 Tuck's crew busted him up pretty good in the van. 1189 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:34,216 Not for long. 1190 01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:35,851 What about Floyd? 1191 01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:38,553 Did you think about just going and shooting him? 1192 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:42,691 Um, I dumped my piece in the bay, sir, just like you said. 1193 01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,393 And from a legal standpoint, 1194 01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,195 that was the right thing to do. 1195 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,904 So... 1196 01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,743 Let's teach this clown how to juggle. 1197 01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078 Let's go. 1198 01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:14,449 Hey, asshole. 1199 01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,556 You ruined my party. 1200 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:24,693 Now tell me something. 1201 01:34:28,463 --> 01:34:31,132 Did you do this all by yourself, 1202 01:34:31,133 --> 01:34:34,903 or do you have Dopey and Sneezy 1203 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,840 hiding in a closet somewhere? 1204 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,007 Huh? 1205 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,746 Hey, Sleepy. 1206 01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,849 Wake up and die. 1207 01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:04,867 No... God. 1208 01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:09,503 Oh, wait a second. I don't understand, oh, oh! 1209 01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,384 Argh! 1210 01:36:36,925 --> 01:36:37,926 Dad! 1211 01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:00,448 Hey. 1212 01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:05,888 What happened here? 1213 01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,992 By the look of things, 1214 01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,029 I'd say your daddy fucked with the wrong warrior. 1215 01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:55,437 Sleepy Floyd is Superman! 1216 01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,595 And... set. 1217 01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:21,930 Background! 1218 01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:23,098 Marker. 1219 01:38:23,865 --> 01:38:24,933 Action! 1220 01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,970 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 1221 01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:30,572 I recently scored 29 points in a single quarter 1222 01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:32,941 against the world champion, Los Angeles Lakers, 1223 01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:34,142 an NBA record, 1224 01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,777 and not everyone can do what I did. 1225 01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:39,081 After all, I am Superman. 1226 01:38:39,181 --> 01:38:40,615 But if you put your mind to it, 1227 01:38:40,715 --> 01:38:42,617 you can achieve your goals too. 1228 01:38:42,717 --> 01:38:45,552 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 1229 01:38:45,553 --> 01:38:47,655 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake seminar 1230 01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,992 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 1231 01:38:50,092 --> 01:38:51,960 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 1232 01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:55,562 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 1233 01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:57,299 Licensed Psytopics instructors 1234 01:38:57,399 --> 01:38:59,801 will provide you the techniques to go deep within your mind 1235 01:38:59,901 --> 01:39:01,568 to defend yourself against the inner, 1236 01:39:01,569 --> 01:39:03,605 and outer demons in your life. 1237 01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:06,174 And for those attending the advanced session on Sunday, 1238 01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:08,810 you'll learn how to infiltrate and destroy your enemies 1239 01:39:08,910 --> 01:39:10,612 from the comfort of your own mind. 1240 01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:13,247 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 1241 01:39:13,248 --> 01:39:16,318 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 1242 01:39:16,418 --> 01:39:18,486 And if you're a racist Nazi scumbag, 1243 01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:19,988 you know who you are, 1244 01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:22,457 we have a special one-time-only free admission, 1245 01:39:22,557 --> 01:39:24,859 because Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 1246 01:39:24,959 --> 01:39:27,329 ...will blow your mind! 1247 01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:16,311 โ™ช No I can handle it I'm the under 1248 01:40:16,411 --> 01:40:19,947 * Underdog โ™ช 1249 01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,582 - * They just underestimate me - * Yeah, yeah โ™ช 1250 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:14,569 Late Night Video. Hey, Corky. 1251 01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,172 Of course, we have it, 1252 01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:20,242 Raiders of The Lost Ark, I've got five copies. 1253 01:41:20,342 --> 01:41:22,244 Bring back the other one and make sure you rewind it, 1254 01:41:22,344 --> 01:41:24,378 'cause I'm gonna charge you. Yes, I am. 1255 01:41:24,379 --> 01:41:26,781 Oh, you too. 1256 01:42:26,308 --> 01:42:29,344 * What would it look like โ™ช 89618

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