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No joke.
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Like I said, wild.
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But I never thought
too hard on it though.
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To me, it was just
one of those freaky things
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that made the Bay
so damn fresh.
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Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
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Join me this weekend
at the Oakland Coliseum Annex
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for Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake Seminar,
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At my workshop,
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to connect
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and give you the power
to battle both inner
and outer demons.
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Trust me,
you won't wanna miss Sunday.
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So join me this weekend,
all ages are welcome.
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Wide Awake Seminar...
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...will blow your mind!
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Chapter one...
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AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back.
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Yo, that movie was hella rad.
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So grandpa knew about
the vampires the whole time,
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but didn't bother to tell
anyone in his family?
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Well, that's why it's fresh.
You don't expect it.
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All I'm saying,
if you motherfuckers knew
about some secret vampire shit
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going off in the neighborhood
and you didn't let me know,
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we might have a problem.
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Tina. I hate to break it to you,
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but if there's a secret cult
of vampires living amongst us--
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We would be all up in that shit.
Give me that.
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Fair point.
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- Eat a dick, dyke!
- Get out the truck
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and see what happens!
I ain't playing!
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- Suck my dick, Black bitch!
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Keep driving!
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- Bitch!
- Fuck you want, faggots?
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Fuck you!
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Go back to Fresno,
boneheads!
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We'll see you punks later!
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Fucking Nazis.
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Let's go.
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Dude, you know I'm from Fresno.
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Yeah, I've been trying
to forget that.
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So I was tailing this dude
outta Lucky's yesterday.
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Tailed? Like you followed
some random guy?
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Okay, you never
followed anyone before?
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Hell, no,
that's some psycho shit.
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You ever tailed anybody, Luce?
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Uh... No.
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- Whatever.
- Okay.
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Stop looking at me
like I'm weird.
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First time at Gilman?
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No, I was here once.
Wanna see my membership?
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- No.
- No way.
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Psych.
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* Let's go! โช
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* No!
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* No!
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- * Yeah! โช
- Oh, shit!
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- Dude, are you alright?
- Are you okay?
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- Yeah!
- * Too much violence โช
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- * I don't want more โช
- Whoo!
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Let's go!
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Hey, Troy!
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- Yeah, meet me in the truck.
- Alright.
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Yeah, Dad?
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Did you know
the guy from Splash
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used to sell hot dogs
at A's Games?
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I don't eat meat.
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I mean, I-I'm not trying to--
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I'm saying, the guy from Splash.
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- Did you see the movie?
- The mermaid movie?
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- Yeah.
- Didn't see it.
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Uh, what about Bachelor Party?
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Do I look like somebody
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who would see Bachelor Party?
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First naked lady I ever saw
was in that movie.
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Your first? Right.
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'Cause you've seen
so many since.
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I've seen a few!
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Oh, shit.
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Fucking boneheads
are back.
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- Those Nazi fucks
just rolled up.
- Outside.
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Fuck, again?
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Come on, guys. Not tonight.
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- Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck--
- Here to volunteer.
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And fuck you up!
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* Just like, as if... โช
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* All I know
is that I don't know โช
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* Running out of time โช
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- Shit, man.
- That's enough!
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Lucid!
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Hey!
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- Dude!
- Yeah, tough guy?
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Fucking bonehead!
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Hail Hitler!
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Lay the fuck off, man.
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You okay?
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- Yeah. You okay?
- Yeah.
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- Fuck you! Show's over, losers!
- Losers!
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- Bye!
- Pussy!
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Later, punk faggots.
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Oh, it's cold.
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It's supposed to be.
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- Does that hurt?
- No.
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Okay, tough guy.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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Can I ask you a question?
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- No.
- Shut up.
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You ever have a dream
then realize you're dreaming?
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- Nah.
- I had one last night.
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I was by myself in my room.
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Everybody was gone.
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It was quiet.
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That's how I knew
I was dreaming.
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My house is never quiet.
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So, I started dancing.
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I was eating, I forget what,
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Pop-Tarts or some shit.
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But then I was like,
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"What am I staying
in the house for?"
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The whole world was mine.
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So I ran outside,
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I started flying and shit.
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It was so rad.
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What would you do?
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In a dream?
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Yeah, it's all in your head.
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You can do anything you want,
no consequences.
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What?
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I-- Nothing. I was--
I was thinking,
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I see you blushing, tell me.
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I was, uh,
thinking about flying.
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That'd be... I'd fly too.
That'd be so cool.
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Oh, man, that's boring.
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That's what you did.
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Alright, if I'm boring,
you're boring.
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Whatever, Lewis.
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Don't tell me.
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What'd she say?
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Nothing.
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You hungry?
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...Eddie Money.
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- Eddie Money? Yeah.
- Oh!
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- "Don't you know who I am?"
- What?
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What?
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Uh-huh.
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He was singing,
you know?
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We just have
to keep 'em out.
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No shit, we've been trying.
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There's too many of 'em.
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There are more of us.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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- Cops.
- Nope.
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I did some research.
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We can hire
off-duty Berkeley cops
for 11 bucks an hour.
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- You called the cops?
- To ask the question, yes.
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Don't judge,
all options are on the table.
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That's why we're here.
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To be fair, Berkeley cops
are different from Oakland cops.
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- We all know it.
- You got that right.
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Come on, guys,
without Oakland cops,
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there'd be no Black Panthers.
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I'll call a vote.
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Those in favor of hiring
off-duty Berkeley cops,
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raise your hand.
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Opposed?
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So where does that leave us?
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We fight.
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A fight is what they want.
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We can't meet their violence
with more violence.
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- That's bullshit.
- I believe
in the ideal stenciled
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on that sign back there.
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But are you willing
to fight for them?
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No violence means no violence.
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Once you pass through the doors.
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Oh, so violence is okay outside?
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What about racism,
sexism, homophobia,
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those okay outside too?
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We're talking
about Nazis, Larry.
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- Yes.
- I agree.
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The rules don't apply to Nazis.
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Dude, we got our asses kicked.
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- Yeah.
- We supposed to just take that?
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Tina's right, this is our house.
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We built it with our bare hands,
and if we can't defend it,
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- what's the point?
- Yeah, that's right.
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Alright, I call
another vote then.
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Those in favor of fighting
the Nazis, raise your hand.
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So, now I'm the guy who didn't
wanna fight the Nazis.
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Fuck that.
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- Yeah!
- Yes, sir.
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* Who are you to say โช
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* We're ready to fight โช
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Connect
to the cosmic emerald light.
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Picture you are now floating
outside yourself.
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Look down and notice
you are no longer anchored
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by earthbound flesh.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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What's the occasion?
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Today's the occasion.
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I don't know, just open it.
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Dude!
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It's fucking awesome.
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I love it, thank you.
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Of course.
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Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
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Wait, you might wanna...
You might wanna put that away.
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Can I tell you a secret?
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I've never been
in a fight before.
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You're in charge
of our security
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and you've never been
in a fight?
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Yeah, whose idea was that?
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I just volunteered
to see free shows.
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I never said
I could run security.
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You never said you couldn't.
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Yeah, well, it was going fine
for the most part
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'til the fucking Nazis
showed up.
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How many fights
have you been in?
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I don't know.
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More than zero,
I know that much.
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So, one?
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- Two.
- Two?
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It was one too many.
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So you lost one?
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I lost them both,
which was fine the first time.
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It was a good life experience.
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The second time just hurt.
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How do you think
you'll describe the third?
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Ask me tomorrow.
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- They're here!
- Shit, we gotta go.
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Hey, Jew!
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You can hide
behind a bunch of fags,
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but that ain't gonna stop us
from coming in.
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Die, Nazi scum!
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Ah, fuck, fuck, no!
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Chapter two...
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But how about that greasy
saxophone-playing motherfucker?
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I mean, he was fine, right?
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Oh, I still believe!
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Yeah, that shit was hella good.
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Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz.
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But how come grandpa
didn't tell his family
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- about the vampires?
- No, that shit cold, right?
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I would be pissed.
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So what now?
You wanna go to Giant Burger?
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Hell, yeah.
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- Shit!
- What?
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Think I left my bus pass
in the bathroom.
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Well, just go get it.
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Alright.
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Eat a dick, dyke!
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Get out the truck
and see what happens!
I ain't playin'!
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- Suck my dick, Black bitch!
- Fuck you!
260
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,971
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Keep drivin'!
261
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,307
- Fuck you, bitches!
- Fuck you want, faggots?
262
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,176
Go back to Fresno,
boneheads!
263
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,713
We'll see you punks later!
264
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,986
You okay?
265
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,088
Yeah.
266
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,091
I'll be right back.
267
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,696
Nazis trippin' again?
268
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699
I don't know how we went
from Black Panthers
269
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,333
to Skinheads
running wild in this city.
270
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,502
But all I know is somebody
fell asleep at the wheel
271
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,539
- to let that shit happen.
- People need reminding,
272
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,240
ain't nothing cool
about being a Nazi.
273
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,577
It's 1987. You'd think people
would know by now, but, no.
274
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,178
Fo sho. You and your friend.
275
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,948
I've seen you before.
276
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,249
You're in Danger Zone, right?
277
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,951
Yeah. You've seen us?
278
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,685
I saw you perform
at the open mic night
279
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,353
at La Peรฑa a few weeks back.
280
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,789
There was like ten people there.
281
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,090
I was one of 'em.
282
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,726
Hey, good news,
it was not in the toilet.
283
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,295
Bad news, I think somebody
pissed on it anyway.
284
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,398
- Who's this?
- I'm Lenny G.
285
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,767
- Lenny G?
- Lenny G?
286
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,534
- I work with Too $hort.
- We know who you are!
287
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,270
Girl, he knows who we are.
288
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,705
- Quit playin'.
- He saw us at open mic night.
289
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,140
There was like ten people there.
290
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,476
And he was one of 'em.
291
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,709
We got a show coming up.
292
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,210
Why don't you two come on stage,
293
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,480
spit some rhymes with $hort?
294
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,314
And why don't you
shut the fuck up?
295
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,750
- Let the man speak.
- What? He ain't being real.
296
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,418
$hort wanna try something new.
297
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,287
A battle rap section
to the show.
298
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,322
And based on what I saw
from y'all two,
299
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,057
I suspect y'all can hold
your own with him.
300
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,661
And I suspect
your suspicions are correct.
301
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,063
- We'll be there.
- Cool.
302
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,000
You might wanna have
something planned,
303
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,167
in case you get nervous.
304
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,336
Yeah,
we don't get nervous.
305
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,140
- Okay. We'll find out.
- Right.
306
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,442
See you there! Thank you!
307
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,947
Shit, I'm nervous.
308
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,081
Girl, me too!
309
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,471
We gotta stay ready
'cause they don't protect us.
310
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,606
These motherfuckers
need to respect us.
311
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,875
Here's the question...
312
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,681
What about this finale?
313
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,882
What about it?
314
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316
I think we need
to practice it again.
315
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,152
Ooh, we already practiced it.
316
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,188
Hello, ladies.
317
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024
How about you cut the chit-chat
318
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:55,293
and practice getting me
some ice cream here,
319
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,963
- what do you say?
- What can I get for you?
320
00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,965
Um, how's your bubble gum?
321
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:03,536
It's good
if you like bubble gum.
322
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,804
Let me get a taste.
323
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:14,914
Mmm.
324
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,249
Yeah, I see what you mean.
325
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,752
Um, can you blow bubbles
with this gum?
326
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,588
Yeah, I-I guess so.
327
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,493
What else can you blow?
328
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,532
What's your favorite flavor?
329
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,867
Um...
330
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,169
Oh, wait a minute,
let me guess...
331
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,338
I bet you love
the chocolate showers.
332
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,741
Am I right?
333
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,877
You know what?
334
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,914
I think I know exactly
what's you want.
335
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,850
You look like
straight-up vanilla to me.
336
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,120
Don't judge a book by its badge.
337
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,022
I've been known
to have a sweet tooth
for the dark stuff.
338
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,628
Is that right?
339
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,731
What's the expression?
Ah, that's it.
340
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,032
The darker the berry--
341
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,367
The harder the slap.
342
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,368
I don't think that's it.
343
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,938
You wanna find out?
344
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,807
What can I get
for you today, officer?
345
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,710
Give me a sugar cone of vanilla.
346
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,747
Great choice.
347
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,549
Two dollars.
348
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,226
Aren't you forgetting something?
349
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,669
Looks like somebody's got
a freebie comin' his way!
350
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,738
I'd like my hole
punched, please.
351
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,752
Fucking pervert.
352
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:03,289
Hey, could we get
some help over here?
353
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,092
Oh, you want us to help you now?
354
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,161
Don't start with me,
Jesse Jackson.
355
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,437
What can I get
for you today, sir?
356
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,011
Where's my rocky road?
357
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,345
They were out.
358
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,214
They were out of rocky road?
359
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,315
Yep.
360
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,783
So you didn't think to ask me
if I wanted something else?
361
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,284
Nope.
362
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:36,989
Fucking bitch!
363
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,835
Ay yo. Would you ever take
a beginner class of Psytopics
with me?
364
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,402
Psytopics?
365
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,638
- No, ma'am.
- I mean, they say
366
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,141
- classes could help
control your reality.
- And you believe that?
367
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,410
You ain't never thought
about changing your reality?
368
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512
We can change it tonight.
369
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,214
Look, all I'm saying is,
370
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,583
what if there is more
to free up here
371
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,320
in order to get free out here.
372
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,758
Okay, damn, that was deep.
373
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,326
I'll meditate on that one.
374
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597
I guess you didn't hear
about Yolanda.
375
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,432
What about her?
376
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,568
She worked at Psytopics
377
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,104
for, like, six months.
378
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,773
Then, one day during class,
379
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,375
she just started bleeding
from her eyes and ears.
380
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,710
- Nah!
- Yeah!
381
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,579
Ask Cherry, she was there.
382
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,614
She thought her head
was about to explode.
383
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,384
Yeah, that shit crazy.
384
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,419
I mean, they at least
gave her a refund.
385
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,054
Oh, I hope so.
386
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,265
She sure shouldn't.
387
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,868
- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
388
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,975
Hey, um,
we're Barbie and Entice.
389
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,410
We should be on the guest list.
390
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,912
Oh, yeah, groupies around back.
391
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,712
- Groupies?
- Oh, hell, no.
392
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:08,915
We ain't no groupies.
393
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,149
We're from Danger Zone.
394
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:12,952
What's y'all name?
395
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,587
Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E.
396
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,722
Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E.
397
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,793
I ain't got you
on the guest list.
398
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,562
Shit, see, I knew
that dude was lyin'. Damn!
399
00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:25,898
Look, are you sure?
400
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,835
You're on the artist list.
401
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,738
The artist list.
402
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:34,807
Yeah,
403
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,976
that's us.
404
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,845
Artists.
405
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112
Danger Zone.
406
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,613
So, listen.
407
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,482
Green room's through
that door, end of the hall.
408
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,118
Alright? Fo sho, have fun!
409
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,424
Artists we're... Artists.
410
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,495
- Ooh!
- Where is it?
411
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,263
He said at the end of the hall.
412
00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,465
Is this it?
413
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,334
Oh, shit!
414
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,839
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on, $hort.
415
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,676
What happened?
416
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,978
$hort's in there.
417
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,947
For real?
Then why didn't you go in?
418
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,682
He eating pussy.
419
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,451
Oh.
420
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,389
Maybe we should give him
a minute then.
421
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,790
Maybe five...
422
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,226
ten minutes?
423
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,206
- End of the hall.
- Right.
424
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,341
They can't wake Sleepy!
425
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,880
Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
426
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,982
Mothafucker called him Superman!
427
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,684
Hey, 'sup, y'all?
428
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:53,886
Danger Zone!
429
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,421
Can y'all believe this game?
430
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,756
- Sleepy goin' off!
- Cool.
431
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,158
Hey, make yourself comfortable.
432
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,326
Y'all wanna drink?
433
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,994
- Sure.
- No. Thanks.
434
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,834
Lenny, you know, we ain't
really talk about money.
435
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,869
Right.
436
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,571
I was thinking 5% of the door.
437
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,739
Cool?
438
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,910
Hey, find me
after the show, okay?
439
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,178
Alright, sure.
440
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,216
Hey, you okay?
441
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,054
Yeah, I just thought
we was gonna go over it
442
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,355
at least one more time.
443
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,691
You'll feel it, okay,
I promise you.
444
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,297
I need a bathroom.
445
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,978
Come on, the show's starting!
446
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,780
Go ahead,
I'll be there in a minute.
447
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,316
You sure you're okay?
448
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,052
Yeah.
449
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,421
Yeah, just-just gimme a minute.
450
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,091
Aight.
451
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,729
We want $hort!
452
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,399
We want $hort! We want $hort!
453
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,934
Alright, y'all!
454
00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,403
Give it up for the man
y'all came to see!
455
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,606
Oakland's own,
456
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,643
Too $hort!
457
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,741
What was going
through your head
in the fourth quarter?
458
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,310
Um, I wasn't really thinking
at all, Jim.
459
00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,978
It was a strange feeling, uh,
460
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,814
as if I left my body
for a few minutes of it.
461
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,317
Well, you certainly
were playing
like a man possessed.
462
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,319
- Congratulations.
- Uh, thank you.
463
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,188
I just wanna say hi out there
to my mom,
464
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,090
and my girlfriend, Andrea,
watching at home.
465
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,424
We'll be right back
466
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,426
with the post-game show
after the break.
467
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,996
Before I went
to Psytopics,
my life was outta control.
468
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,498
I was on the street.
469
00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,832
I didn't care about anyone,
470
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,168
and no one cared about me.
471
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,502
But everything changed
472
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,670
when I took my first class
473
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,238
at the Spiritual
Learning Center.
474
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,041
I learned there's
a cosmic force all around us.
475
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,610
Anyone can tap into it,
even you.
476
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,412
It's not a joke, trust me.
477
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,516
If you wanna change your life,
start by trusting your mind.
478
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,518
Start by trusting Psytopics.
479
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,625
- * than a tail on a whale โช
- Good to go?
480
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,294
- Yeah.
- * When I freaked Michelle โช
481
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,069
So right about now,
482
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,438
I wanna try something new.
483
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,273
I feel like battling tonight.
484
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,542
- Yeah!
- Who with me?
485
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,347
But I don't think
nobody crazy enough
486
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,617
to jump on this stage
with Too $hort!
487
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,685
Oh, wait, hold up, hold up!
488
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,755
I think we found somebody.
489
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,724
What's this
WrestleMania bullshit?
490
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,726
Is Danger Zone in the house?
491
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,895
- Okay, that's us, let's go!
- Oh, no, wait.
492
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,932
- They set us up.
- What?
493
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,200
- Where you at...
- They wanna humiliate us.
494
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:30,902
What are you talking about?
495
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,972
Girl, they are calling us
on stage, now, let's go!
496
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,574
I don't think they showed up.
497
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,075
They think we're a joke.
498
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,944
- Bitch, do you see me joking?
- Danger Zone?
499
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,480
- I don't even know them.
- There they go!
500
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,484
Give it up
for Danger Zone, y'all!
501
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,453
Damn, they crazy.
502
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,592
- Y'all ready, right?
- Fuck, yeah, we ready.
503
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,893
Then let's do this.
504
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,832
* Say, hoe โช
505
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,402
* Yeah, you โช
506
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,072
Ask 'em, $hort!
507
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,908
* You like to fuck? โช
508
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,177
Come on.
509
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,681
Nigga--
510
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,585
You got this, don't fight it.
511
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,722
Just breathe, now, tell him.
512
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:32,049
* On it โช
513
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,185
Alright.
514
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,412
- Let's see if y'all
can top that.
- Y'all better come with it.
515
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:38,944
Let's give it up
for Danger Zone!
516
00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:01,031
Girl!
517
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,235
The third chapter...
518
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,283
Dr. Seale's office.
519
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,119
Dr. Seale, please.
520
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,127
- Hello?
- Dr. Seale, it's Clint.
521
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,329
How is she?
522
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,265
I've been trying to reach you.
523
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,100
I'm afraid she didn't make it.
524
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,503
What?
525
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,705
I'm sorry to have
to tell you like this.
526
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473
We did everything we could.
527
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,677
What do you mean?
She's dead? She died?
528
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:21,012
I don't understand.
I was just there.
529
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,514
I'm sorry, Clint.
530
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,182
She took a turn for the worse.
531
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,685
There was just
too much bleeding.
532
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,655
We couldn't get her back
to the OR in time.
533
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,326
What about the baby?
534
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,997
She's in the NICU.
Unresponsive.
535
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,900
We're doing what we can,
but it doesn't look good.
536
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,469
Where are you, Clint?
537
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838
There are some police here.
538
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,607
They'd like to ask you
some questions
539
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,476
about the, uh, the incident.
540
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:12,991
Any requests?
541
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,593
The Fly.
542
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,528
No. Nothing scary.
543
00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,930
Sid & Nancy.
544
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,598
I wanted to watch it last year,
but you said--
545
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,134
I hate that music.
It's just noise.
546
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,970
It gives me a headache.
547
00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,505
Oh, I said that?
548
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,406
Yup.
549
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,742
And then I said,
"It's not just noise.
550
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:33,444
It's actually about something."
551
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,113
And what'd I say?
552
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,315
"Yeah? What's it about?"
553
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,517
And you said?
554
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,653
"Emotional anarchy."
555
00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:43,655
Cool.
556
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,691
You said that too.
557
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,358
And then we watched
The Money Pit.
558
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,194
Which was not a bad movie.
559
00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,965
That actor's from Oakland.
560
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,502
He used to sell hot dogs
at A's games.
561
00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:00,371
I shook him down
in the parking lot
after a game once.
562
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,543
I'm pretty sure it was him.
563
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,015
I'll see if they have it.
564
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,683
Be careful.
565
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,561
Clint.
566
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:27,699
Hurry back.
567
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,488
Hello?
568
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:52,858
Just a minute.
569
00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,026
What's the score?
570
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:57,062
Lakers up big.
571
00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,064
Damn.
572
00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,567
You know, we got lucky
against The Mailman,
573
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,871
but these Warriors
cannot keep up with Magic.
574
00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,172
- Yeah, well, you never know.
- I mean, look,
575
00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,876
I'm just a movie guy.
I don't know much about sports,
576
00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,945
but it's pretty obvious
the brooms
are coming out tomorrow.
577
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,782
- Can't win 'em all I guess.
- No, definitely cannot.
578
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,886
Which is why we love
the underdogs.
579
00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,353
They're a projection
of ourselves.
580
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,756
We're all just
a bunch of losers.
581
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,257
We cannot kill Darth Vader,
582
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,259
and we cannot win a rumble
against the Soviets,
583
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,360
and we definitely
cannot beat LA.
584
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:31,529
And yet,
585
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:35,100
the underdog believes
they can achieve the impossible.
586
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:39,070
Top five underdog movies, go.
587
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,773
- Oh, I'm actually here for--
- Let's begin with the obvious,
588
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,309
Rocky. Most people
assume it's number one,
589
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,210
and I think it's best
just to get it out of the way.
590
00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:48,646
It's probably your number one,
am I right? Nevermind.
591
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,048
Number four,
it just came out last year,
592
00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,951
it's already an instant classic.
593
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,921
You know where I'm going, right?
Come on, basketball man.
594
00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,589
Dennis Hopper, in the same year
as Blue Velvet,
595
00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,926
breaking our hearts
both on and off the court.
596
00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,928
Say it with me on three.
597
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,895
One, two, three. Hoosiers!
598
00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:07,999
- I haven't seen it.
- And you call yourself
a basketball fan?
599
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,667
No. I'm just here
for some movies.
600
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,602
And I'm giving them
to you, Slim.
601
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:13,304
That's my job.
602
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,605
Number three.
603
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,773
Let's have it.
604
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:16,907
The Dirty Dozen.
605
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,609
- I've seen that.
- Underdogs
606
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,478
on a suicide mission
to kill Nazis.
607
00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:21,779
Works on multiple levels.
608
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,080
- Right.
- Number two,
609
00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:25,683
Sidney Lumet directed
this courtroom drama
610
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,120
from a perfect script
by David Mamet,
611
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,754
starring Paul Newman
612
00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:34,192
at his incomparable
ambulance-chasing best.
613
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:38,663
The Verdict.
614
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:41,132
- I heard that was good.
- No, you didn't.
615
00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,767
What you probably heard
is that it is amazing.
616
00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:46,171
So why haven't you seen it yet?
617
00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,638
Are you even ready
for number one?
618
00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,307
You have no idea.
619
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,942
In his review of this 1979 film,
620
00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,479
Roger Ebert wrote, quote,
621
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,183
"Movies like this
hardly ever get made.
622
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,650
When they're made this well,
623
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,188
they become precious
cinematic miracles." Unquote.
624
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,356
- Name that picture.
- Look,
625
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,457
I'm not here to play Jeopardy.
I'm here for some,
626
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,061
uh, specific titles.
627
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,796
I'm trying to provide you
with an experience.
628
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:15,666
I appreciate it.
Do you have...
629
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,504
Big Trouble in Little China?
630
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,707
Somebody just checked
that out. Sorry.
631
00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,676
For a more nuanced portrait
of San Francisco's Chinatown,
632
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,245
I recommend Chan is Missing.
633
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,047
What about Tough Guys?
634
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,782
New releases. Anything else?
635
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,418
Ruthless People.
636
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,387
And?
637
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,925
The Color of Money.
638
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,329
And I thought you were here
for the movies.
639
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,498
- How much?
- Five hundred.
640
00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,770
Behind the curtain.
641
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,240
Good luck.
642
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,341
Hey.
643
00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,910
So what's number one?
644
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,579
I'll tell you when you come out.
645
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,114
Late Night Video.
646
00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:06,551
No, some jackass stole
our entire collection.
647
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:09,955
But have you seen Scanners?
It's basically the same idea.
648
00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,689
Yeah. See ya.
649
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,788
All in, assholes!
650
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,427
Call.
651
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,330
Call?
652
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,932
You're dumber than you look,
Yung. You know that?
653
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,002
I thought Asians
were supposed to be smart.
654
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,237
Oh, yeah.
655
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,179
Goddammit!
656
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,116
Ouch.
That looked painful.
657
00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,783
Ah, shit.
658
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,154
Did that video dork
let you in?
659
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:19,690
I bought in like everyone else.
660
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,591
Okay, look.
You saw that, right?
661
00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:24,529
Hella bad beat. I'm sorry.
662
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,930
Why didn't you say something
when you came in? I...
663
00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:29,034
I had the money ten seconds ago.
It's still on the table.
664
00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,002
You were in the middle
of a hand.
665
00:49:34,939 --> 00:49:36,374
Yung, do me a favor.
666
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,975
I'm sorry to ask this,
but can I keep some of that
667
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,677
so I can get this clown
off my back?
668
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,480
No, no, no. That's his money.
I can't take his money.
669
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,281
What do you care?
I'm gonna pay him back!
670
00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:46,616
He's not gonna
pay you back, Yung.
671
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:48,785
You're gonna have to hire a guy
like me to rough him up for you.
672
00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:51,156
It's a nasty business.
Don't get involved.
673
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,561
Come on. What are you doing?
674
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,729
My job.
675
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,531
I thought you retired.
676
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:01,866
Aren't you having a kid?
677
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,535
Hey, congratulations,
by the way.
678
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,171
Thank you.
679
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:09,174
Ah, kids are the best.
Changed my life.
680
00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:10,307
What do you have?
681
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,642
Two boys.
682
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,511
No.
683
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,380
What do you have for The Guy?
684
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,914
Nothing.
685
00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,983
You saw what happened.
Yung took my money.
686
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,252
It's right there.
687
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,720
'Cause Asians are smarter.
688
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,191
Okay, listen. Check this out.
689
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,093
Careful.
690
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,728
Ah, er...
691
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,399
Courtside seats.
692
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:35,999
Game 4.
693
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,868
Warriors-Lakers.
694
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,670
These are worth
at least a thousand.
695
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,440
Anybody know how much
these tickets are worth?
696
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,840
Five hundred, tops.
697
00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:45,675
What? No way, man.
698
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:48,246
We're talking about
the showtime Lakers.
699
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,215
Jack Nicholson
would pay a grand a piece.
700
00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,782
Do you know Jack Nicholson?
701
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,786
No. But I'm sure I could make
a few phone calls.
702
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,688
Alright? I think
he'd be very interested.
703
00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,091
- Okay.
- Okay, what?
704
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,392
Make some calls.
705
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,594
If you can sell 'em, I'll wait.
706
00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,233
Will somebody buy these?
707
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,366
- Mm-mm.
- Please?
708
00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,801
Two-fifty.
709
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,270
Kiss my ass, $250.
710
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,239
- Alright. Forget it then.
- Forget you then.
711
00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,306
Okay.
712
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,911
I'll give these tickets
to The Guy.
713
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,879
I'll say they're worth $500,
more or less.
714
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,815
More. Definitely more.
715
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,817
But, okay, fine. Thank you.
716
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,619
You know it's not enough though.
717
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,589
What?
718
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,059
It's not enough.
719
00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,228
- Those are courtside seats.
- Right or left?
720
00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:39,297
Under the basket.
721
00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:40,398
Right...
722
00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:42,567
or left?
723
00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,504
Come on, Clint.
Is this necessary?
724
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,638
You want me to choose?
725
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,807
Fuck it.
726
00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:51,741
Ow!
727
00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:53,311
- Ooh.
- Fuck!
728
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,446
Ah, you're alright.
729
00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,682
- Fucking A! Fuck!
- This yours?
730
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,284
Fuck!
731
00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:01,686
Yeah.
732
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,989
- You okay to drive? Yeah?
- Yeah.
733
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,526
Well, fellas...
734
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,630
I'm officially retired.
735
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:13,998
- Yeah!
- Good luck, homie.
736
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,535
* And I need you now โช
737
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,047
What happened to the other guy?
738
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,148
What other guy?
739
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,116
The other dude who works here.
740
00:52:33,117 --> 00:52:35,853
He was gonna tell me the best
underdog movie of all time.
741
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,057
I'm the only one here today.
742
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,726
No, there was another guy.
743
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,663
A little older. Maybe the owner?
744
00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,033
But you're the owner, sir.
745
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,469
You've always been the owner.
746
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,508
I'm just fucking with you.
That was Hank.
747
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,809
He's hella intense, huh?
748
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,812
Oh, he's just
on his lunch break, so...
749
00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:33,544
Uh, your nose...
750
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,581
Here.
751
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,055
Go Warriors.
752
00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:49,460
Credit to the Lakers.
They just know how to win.
753
00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,410
Aw!
754
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,279
You'll watch it with me?
755
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,148
Cost me 90 bucks,
you bet your ass
I'm gonna watch it with you.
756
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,084
- You bought this?
- I ran the numbers,
and I figured
757
00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,621
we still come out ahead
on late fees.
758
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,392
So?
759
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,298
You know what this is?
760
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,434
A fist of fury.
761
00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,068
It was a fist of fury.
762
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,672
Now it's just a hand.
763
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,073
- So no more punching?
- No more punching.
764
00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,676
At least not for money.
765
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,945
Well, damn, baby,
let's celebrate!
766
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,748
Okay, but before we go to Reno,
can we stop at Cody's?
767
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:47,918
This new lady at work said
that she has
this Psytopics book.
768
00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,120
She said it'll change my life.
769
00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,858
You don't need a book
to change your life, baby.
770
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,373
Look at me.
771
00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,445
You know who I am?
772
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,550
- No.
- Look closer.
773
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,653
Subtract seven years
from my face.
774
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,223
Now imagine,
775
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,827
I'm watching you kill my father.
776
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:40,637
It ends when The Guy
says it ends!
777
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,741
Stop!
778
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,365
I'm sorry.
779
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,538
I'm not the same person
that did that to your father.
780
00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,573
The thing is,
781
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,175
I don't care.
782
00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,626
Don't watch it without me, okay?
783
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,600
No...
784
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,201
No, no, no, no.
785
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:46,637
No, no, no!
786
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:28,479
Hey, mister,
you wanna buy a tape?
787
00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,747
I made this East Bay
mix special for you.
788
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:32,182
Nah, kid, uh...
789
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,084
It's got Too $hort,
and I know you like $hort.
790
00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:37,021
Richie Rich, Tower of Power.
791
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,689
And if you don't like
all that rap stuff,
792
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,190
it's got Sly
and the Family Stone,
793
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,859
The Pointer Sisters,
794
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,161
Sheila E., The Grateful Dead,
795
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,363
Operation Ivy, and Metallica,
796
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,098
if you're a rock and roll guy.
797
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,877
Trade you for these.
798
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,616
Pleasure doing business
with you.
799
00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:34,244
It's fucking awesome.
800
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,483
- I love it, thank you.
- Of course.
801
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,587
Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
802
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:44,589
Wait, you might wanna
put that away.
803
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,894
You're late.
804
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,001
What's this?
805
00:58:58,002 --> 00:58:59,436
Your fee.
806
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,406
It's light.
807
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,509
It's a taste.
808
00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,614
Keep your taste,
I want the entrรฉe.
809
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,617
We got one more job for you.
810
00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,518
- The Warrior thing.
- The Warrior thing?
811
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:17,121
The basketball guys.
812
00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,424
Can't talk about it here.
813
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,866
Yesterday was the last,
last job.
814
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,103
I did it, I'm done.
815
00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:34,871
Fuck you.
816
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,873
Okay, I do not have time
for this.
817
00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,275
You are 30 minutes late.
818
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,244
I'm gonna make this
real easy for you.
819
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,612
You got two choices.
820
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,415
You take that envelope,
give it to The Guy,
821
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:46,984
you pray he takes mercy on you,
822
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:50,087
'cause that is nowhere near
your debt.
823
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:52,589
Might be enough
to buy you another day.
824
00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,390
How you pay tomorrow's
up to you.
825
00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:56,726
What's he gonna do?
Make me break my own legs?
826
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,763
You've seen
these younger guys in action.
827
00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,766
Cooper, Tuck.
They truly do not give a fuck.
828
01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:04,234
They take a little
too much joy in the work.
829
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:06,637
A lot more than you ever did.
830
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,306
And my second choice?
831
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:11,240
Slide that envelope
back across the table,
832
01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:13,243
do one more job with me
and my crew tonight.
833
01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,245
One more job.
When's it ever end?
834
01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:20,184
It ends when The Guy
says it ends.
835
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,995
You forgot about
door number three.
836
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,763
There's no door number three.
837
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:35,432
Door number three is...
838
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:50,047
I see you in hell
in a gasoline suit.
839
01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,552
Okay.
840
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,454
Door number three it is.
841
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,288
You know what this means, right?
842
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,325
Everybody's on the table.
843
01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:03,626
You, your family,
your fuckin' dog,
844
01:01:03,627 --> 01:01:05,395
The Guy's coming
after everybody.
845
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,398
Well, I don't have a dog.
846
01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,536
And my parents died
when I was 15,
847
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,573
and my pregnant wife
was murdered yesterday.
848
01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,184
The Guy wants me,
he knows where to find me.
849
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,653
But you may wanna warn him...
850
01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:35,592
I got nothing left.
851
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,535
Pain, Clint.
852
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,706
Maybe you don't mind dying,
853
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,911
but he's gonna collect
on that pain before you do.
854
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,381
Good.
855
01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:01,351
I've caused a lot of people
a lot of pain in this town.
856
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,089
Maybe it's my turn
to bleed a little.
857
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,364
Can I see it?
858
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:25,309
Who's it for?
859
01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:27,211
Nazis.
860
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,818
Aim for the neck.
861
01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,318
* ...make you unhappy โช
862
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,819
Clint Flood?
863
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,721
We need you to ID a suspect.
864
01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,998
For the Warriors
in this Game 4,
865
01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,632
the backcourt
will be Sleepy Floyd
and Chris Mullin...
866
01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:01,638
The underdog believes
he can do the impossible.
867
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,042
Defeat the bully,
868
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,579
sell enough mixtapes
to get out of the hood,
869
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,318
break enough bones to pay off
his father's debt.
870
01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,257
I'm done believing.
871
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,594
I'm gonna die today.
872
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,200
Most people go
their whole lives not knowing
when they're gonna die,
873
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,401
fearing death.
874
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,339
But I can say with certainty,
875
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,078
this underdog
has seen his last day.
876
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,116
I'm okay with it.
877
01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:50,887
My time has come.
878
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,261
And that's okay.
879
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,933
You hear what they found
in the kid's car?
880
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,435
- What?
- Psytopics Tape.
881
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,738
Psytopics?
They do the freaky commercials with the green eyes, right?
882
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,178
Thanks.
883
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,797
Yeah.
884
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:18,608
Okay. I guess
you better tell him then.
885
01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:21,311
It's for you.
886
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,019
- Hello?
- Clint?
887
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:31,088
Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale.
888
01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,822
I have good news, Clint.
889
01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,658
Your daughter
is going to make it.
890
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,227
She's in stable condition,
she's responsive,
891
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,828
she's very much alive.
892
01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:42,866
She's alive?
893
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:45,935
Yes. Yes, goddammit,
she's alive.
894
01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,704
It's a fuckin' miracle.
895
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,239
Now get your ass
back to the hospital
896
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,341
and meet your girl.
You hear me?
897
01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,047
- Yeah.
- Are you coming back?
898
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,647
Yeah.
899
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,987
I just have to do, uh...
900
01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,091
I just have to do one thing.
901
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,502
Congratulations.
902
01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:22,372
Looks like you have
something left after all.
903
01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:45,462
Number three,
raise your head.
904
01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:52,136
Yeah, just keep looking.
905
01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:56,039
Take your time.
We're not in a hurry.
906
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,411
Number three.
907
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,247
Step forward.
908
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,799
He's right in front of you.
909
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,104
It ain't him.
910
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,812
Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen.
911
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,115
I've gotta get my daughter
from the hospital,
912
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,851
and pick another day to die.
913
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:34,904
Final chapter...
914
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:12,108
Larry Smith,
Rolling Fort, Mississippi.
915
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,579
Eight points per game,
but rebounds are his specialty.
916
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,214
He scored 15 points
in Game 3.
917
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:19,916
Has no parents in town,
918
01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,851
but he's got a girlfriend
sitting in his comped seats,
919
01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:24,754
row 12, section C.
920
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,624
He had a childhood friend
come in town last night.
921
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,760
Staying in some shitty
motor lodge off Helgenberger.
922
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,361
That's some friend.
923
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:36,132
Chris Mullin, three-time
Big East Player of the Year.
924
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:40,236
Guy's got a Gold Medal
from the '84 Olympics,
925
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,473
but it's a high-risk,
low reward collectible
926
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,241
from some guy nobody's heard of.
927
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,209
- Mmm.
- It's his second season,
928
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:50,146
he already blew
most of his bonus on booze.
929
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,583
He's a lush,
and for what it's worth,
930
01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,719
he's the only white guy
on the team.
931
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,989
Okay, fine, leave him
off the list. Next.
932
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,458
Purvis Short,
933
01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:03,092
Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
934
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,929
What is it with this team
and all these Mississippi boys?
935
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,500
Fun fact, he was the fifth
overall draft pick in 1978.
936
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,436
You know who went sixth?
937
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,737
Do I look like
a basketball encyclopedia?
938
01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,005
Larry Bird.
939
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,007
- Wow!
- Larry Bird.
940
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,410
Yeah, well, that is a fun fact.
941
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:26,182
Why are these teams so afraid
to pick a white man, huh?
942
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:29,786
Excuse me. Hey, Troy!
943
01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,821
Yeah,
meet me in the truck.
944
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,857
Yeah, Dad?
945
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,025
Now what are you boys
up to tonight?
946
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,293
Just gonna drive around
and shit,
947
01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,762
maybe beat up some fags.
948
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,832
Cool, and do you need anything?
949
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,368
No.
950
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,370
Are you sure?
951
01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:47,936
Yeah, alright.
952
01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,675
Thanks, Dad.
953
01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:53,843
Just fill her up
when you're done, okay?
954
01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,683
Good kids, fine people.
955
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,385
Please, go on.
956
01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:05,555
Uh, Purvis Short, they call him
The Rainbow Man because--
957
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,558
'Cause he's a fag!
958
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,962
Is that because he's a fag?
959
01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:17,166
Uh, he's got a unique arc
to his jump shot.
960
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:20,135
Okay, okay, okay, listen,
I'm gonna stop you there, okay?
961
01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:23,639
Now, I respect your attention
to detail, I really do,
962
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,475
but I'm gonna request
from here on out,
963
01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,877
no more fun facts.
964
01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,680
Because I don't need to know
965
01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:35,251
how many shots Terry Teagle made
in high school in 1977,
966
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:39,154
what Chris Washburn was smoking
on draft night last year,
967
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:42,392
or if Joe Barry Carroll's
nickname is Joe Barely Cares,
968
01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,093
then so is mine.
969
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,531
I only wanna know,
A, where do they live?
970
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:50,666
B, what's in their house?
971
01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,102
Is there anything worth taking?
972
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,706
And C, will the house be empty
973
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,108
on the night of the game?
974
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,746
Now with all that in mind,
please continue.
975
01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:06,682
Eric "Sleepy" Floyd.
976
01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:09,586
He's an All-Star point guard
out of Georgetown.
977
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,221
What did I just tell you?
978
01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,890
Uh, he lives alone.
979
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:16,693
He's got a nice house
on Skyline Boulevard.
980
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:21,230
His family's in town
from North Carolina,
981
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,601
sister, brother, and mother,
they're all staying with him,
982
01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,736
and they all attended
the last game,
983
01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:30,306
so there's no reason to believe
they won't be there on Sunday.
984
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,578
My source says
that he's a collector
of ancient Asian art.
985
01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,846
He has a hidden vault
in his house
986
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,950
with some extremely rare,
extremely valuable items.
987
01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,787
Well, well, well,
how does he afford that?
988
01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:47,123
Well, he makes around
200 grand per season, sir.
989
01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,426
Most players spend this
on cars, coke, and pussy,
990
01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:55,264
but he spent his
on a fine art collection
at Christie's
991
01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,601
and I've got the auction logs
to prove it.
992
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,612
Good, add his name to the list.
993
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:19,122
He's fine, he'll be in there
for hours sometimes,
994
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,756
eyes closed,
just clearing his head.
995
01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:22,626
There's five of them.
996
01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,693
So?
997
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,196
So Ted said
there would be three,
998
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,598
sister, brother, and mother.
999
01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:33,503
So there's a sister, brother,
mother, plus a sister
and a brother, who cares?
1000
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,371
I just don't like
when the intel's off.
1001
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,373
You wanna find a phone,
call Ted?
1002
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,941
We're an hour from tip-off.
1003
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,944
He's already at Teagle's house.
1004
01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,555
Well, what do you wanna do?
1005
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,325
Fuck it. Let's go.
1006
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:44,908
...A.C. Green
and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
1007
01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:47,143
While these knuckleheads
broke into Sleepy's house
1008
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,912
looking for his art collection,
1009
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,715
his girlfriend, mother,
brother, sister,
1010
01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:53,416
and college friend
from Georgetown
1011
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:56,419
were settling in for Game 4
over in East Oakland.
1012
01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,788
Tickets! Who needs tickets?
1013
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,556
I got two seats
under the basket.
1014
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,260
To nobody's surprise,
1015
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,963
the showtime Lakers dominated
the first three games
1016
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,266
and showed no signs
of slowing down
early in this one.
1017
01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,638
Just as this legend
let go of this beautiful
skyhook over--
1018
01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:16,773
These porn star,
1019
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:20,409
mustache-looking motherfuckers
were snatching up
his girl's jewelry.
1020
01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:23,179
By half-time,
eight different crews
1021
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,948
were hitting up
eight players' homes
1022
01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,516
and I guess these cats
didn't get the memo not to fuck
1023
01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,318
with Chris Mullin...
1024
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,987
...'cause they took
homeboy's shit too,
1025
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,657
including his 1984
Olympic Gold Medal.
1026
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,592
And this piece of shit
right here
1027
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:38,461
killed Terry Teagle's
regal beagle.
1028
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,767
And these dudes finally found
Sleepy's secret vault.
1029
01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:45,001
I found it!
1030
01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,971
Michael Thompson
meets Kareem underneath,
1031
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,706
Kareem with a skyhook!
1032
01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,709
Great shot by Kareem,
really nice pass.
1033
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:56,713
As expected,
the Lakers continued to roll
in the second half,
1034
01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,649
building a 14-point lead
after three quarters.
1035
01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,385
About this time,
1036
01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,054
Sleepy's mom started feeling
a little queasy,
1037
01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,856
it wasn't serious, but...
1038
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,792
I shouldn't have had
that second hot dog.
1039
01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:11,160
You see,
Sleepy's mom
had recently experimented
1040
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,829
with becoming a vegetarian.
1041
01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:16,833
In 1987, it proved difficult
to sustain the practice
1042
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,802
in small town North Carolina.
1043
01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,371
She had just reintroduced
small doses of meat
into her diet.
1044
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,641
And two Oakland-Alameda
County Coliseum hot dogs
1045
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:28,745
- were perhaps one too many.
- It was good though.
1046
01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,714
Sleepy's girlfriend,
Andrea Harris,
1047
01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:33,482
volunteered to escort
Sleepy's ill mother home.
1048
01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,819
With the underdogs down 14,
1049
01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,221
Sleepy's Georgetown roommate,
Kelvin Quick,
1050
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,856
agreed to stay and return home
1051
01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926
with Sleepy and his sister,
Renee, after the game.
1052
01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:46,329
What happened next
has been hotly debated
over the years,
1053
01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,964
but this is the tale
as I know it to be.
1054
01:17:57,273 --> 01:18:01,377
Oh, my God, guys!
Sleepy Floyd, he is on fire!
1055
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,484
Do you still want me
to fix you some tea?
1056
01:18:09,485 --> 01:18:11,154
That'll be good.
1057
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,222
What is that smell?
1058
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,658
Smells like something's burning.
1059
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,431
Why is the TV on so loud?
1060
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,000
Who the fuck are you?
1061
01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,435
Shut up and get on the floor!
1062
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,772
Get on the floor!
1063
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,743
Fuck, man, we gotta go.
1064
01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,148
Welcome back
to the Coliseum,
1065
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,584
where nothing
is what as it seems tonight.
1066
01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:44,553
Lakers with the basketball!
Throw by-- Stolen by Floyd!
1067
01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:46,555
He's in multiple places
at once!
1068
01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,124
Sleepy puts the ball
in the court...
1069
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,164
...a layup. He scored!
1070
01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,200
Unreal! He's unconscious!
1071
01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,837
What a shot!
Sleepy has 19 in the quarter,
1072
01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,906
and I need to catch my breath!
1073
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,540
So do I, Greg.
1074
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,476
All I can say is,
Sleepy Floyd's mom somewhere
1075
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,946
is mighty proud
of her son tonight.
1076
01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:30,366
Still high
on his record-breaking
fourth quarter,
1077
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:32,501
a record that still stands
to this day,
1078
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,171
Sleepy and his crew decided
to hit up Giant Burger
1079
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,705
on MacArthur Boulevard.
1080
01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,975
They ordered six quarter-pound
giant burgers
1081
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,044
and a veggie burger for Mom.
1082
01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,711
While they waited
for their order,
1083
01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:45,214
other customers
recognized Sleepy
1084
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,615
and a minor riot ensued.
1085
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:51,320
Fun fact,
I was there that night
1086
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,156
with the Danger Zone ladies,
1087
01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:55,391
and I attempted to pay
for Sleepy's order,
1088
01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:56,993
but Sleepy wasn't having it.
1089
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,529
Instead, he paid
for everybody's burgers
and shakes that night.
1090
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,524
Hey, hey,
what happened? I live here.
1091
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,326
Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry.
1092
01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,827
We can't let you
in the house yet.
1093
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:34,397
Why? Yo, what's going on,
is my family inside?
1094
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,698
There was a burglary.
1095
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,035
They attempted to drill
into your vault,
1096
01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:42,137
but it appears
they were interrupted
before they got in.
1097
01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:44,340
I'm very sorry to inform you...
1098
01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:47,576
His brother was shot,
1099
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,445
but alive in a coma.
1100
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,415
His mother was alive,
but fainted from the shock.
1101
01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:55,084
His girlfriend, Andrea, though,
1102
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,819
dead on the scene.
1103
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,188
...Andrea didn't make it.
1104
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,393
Hey, it's Chris Mullin.
1105
01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,729
They hit us all,
but nobody else got hurt.
1106
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,531
Can I talk to Sleepy?
1107
01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:09,999
Hey, Chris,
1108
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,601
appreciate the call, but he--
1109
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,370
he's not ready
to talk to anybody.
1110
01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:18,741
I understand.
Tell him we're all standing by.
1111
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,244
We're here for him
whenever he's ready.
1112
01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,511
Thank you, Chris.
1113
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:34,123
Hey, we're all here
for you, man.
1114
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,691
Just let me know
when you wanna talk.
1115
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264
Hello.
1116
01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:44,032
I need to talk
to Sleepy Floyd.
1117
01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:45,668
- Who is this?
- Never mind who I am,
1118
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,270
just put him on the phone.
1119
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,808
Look, I don't know who you are,
but we just had a tragedy here.
1120
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,577
Okay? Sleepy's not talking
to anybody.
1121
01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,146
I promise you,
he'll wanna hear
what I have to say.
1122
01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,049
Hey, I already told you,
now is not a good time.
1123
01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:02,418
Call back later.
1124
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,224
- Who was that?
- Uh, some chick said
1125
01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:11,894
she has something
to tell Sleepy. I don't know.
1126
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,831
Hmm.
1127
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,511
- Who's this?
- Is this Sleepy Floyd?
1128
01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,447
- Yeah.
- Okay, listen to me.
1129
01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,816
I know who killed
your girlfriend.
1130
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,651
Turns out,
these two punks overheard
1131
01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,686
some freaky shit
over in San Leandro
1132
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:38,954
earlier that day.
1133
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,157
We have one last job for you.
1134
01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,591
- The Warrior thing.
- The Warrior thing?
1135
01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:46,562
The basketball guys.
Can't talk about it here.
1136
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:50,066
They told Sleepy
about "the basketball guys"
comment
1137
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,301
and how they followed this dude
when he left the diner.
1138
01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:54,137
I mean, we were just
fucking around, you know,
1139
01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:55,904
killing time with some
Blue Velvet mystery-type shit.
1140
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,041
We didn't really think anything
was gonna happen.
1141
01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:00,909
But then we heard the news,
and we thought
you might wanna know.
1142
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,346
So they gave him
the address,
where they followed him,
1143
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,847
before they had
to hop off quick
1144
01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,815
and take care of some business
of their own.
1145
01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,218
- They're here!
- Shit, we gotta go.
1146
01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,452
Sorry for your loss,
1147
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,821
Mr. Floyd.
1148
01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:26,069
Thank you both for being here.
1149
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,805
I'm gonna go to sleep now.
1150
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,240
Whoo!
1151
01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:45,441
What the fuck is this?
1152
01:26:00,356 --> 01:26:02,057
You lost, boy?
1153
01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:05,628
Man asked you a question, son.
1154
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,865
Now, I'm only gonna
say this once--
1155
01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:15,264
You fall asleep back there?
1156
01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:34,450
Hey,
who the fuck are you?
1157
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,085
Fuck!
1158
01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:23,799
Come on!
1159
01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,662
Anyone else seeing this?
1160
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,674
Son of a bitch, that is nice.
1161
01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:48,677
Life's funny sometimes.
1162
01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:51,814
You realize, if she'd just
stayed in her seat,
1163
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:55,450
and watched her man play
the best fucking game
of his life, then...
1164
01:30:56,719 --> 01:30:58,120
that'd be mine.
1165
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,358
And your old lady
would still be yours.
1166
01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:21,810
Hey.
1167
01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:24,379
Good game tonight.
1168
01:31:26,915 --> 01:31:28,016
Sir.
1169
01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:31,787
Floyd's out there
slicing people up with a sword.
1170
01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:34,956
Can you repeat that?
1171
01:31:34,957 --> 01:31:37,192
'Cause it sounded to me
like you said
1172
01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:39,394
someone's in my house
1173
01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:42,197
and they're slicing people up
with a sword?
1174
01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:44,199
Yes, sir, that's what I said.
1175
01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:47,536
We've got that cleared up, good.
1176
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,638
- Who the fuck is Floyd?
- The basketball player,
1177
01:31:50,639 --> 01:31:52,040
Sleepy Floyd.
1178
01:31:53,809 --> 01:31:55,678
- Of course.
- I don't know how the fuck
1179
01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:57,079
he found us so fast.
1180
01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,715
Well, you killed
the man's family, Travis.
1181
01:31:59,815 --> 01:32:01,584
You know what that means,
don't you?
1182
01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,052
That means
1183
01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:08,356
you don't get to fucking decide
1184
01:32:08,456 --> 01:32:11,326
when he comes for his revenge!
1185
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,998
You're on his timeline now.
1186
01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,733
Yeah?
1187
01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:28,009
Is he still alive?
1188
01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:31,179
Tuck's crew busted him up
pretty good in the van.
1189
01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:34,216
Not for long.
1190
01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:35,851
What about Floyd?
1191
01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:38,553
Did you think about just going
and shooting him?
1192
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:42,691
Um, I dumped my piece
in the bay, sir,
just like you said.
1193
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,393
And from a legal standpoint,
1194
01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,195
that was the right thing to do.
1195
01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,904
So...
1196
01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,743
Let's teach this clown
how to juggle.
1197
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078
Let's go.
1198
01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:14,449
Hey, asshole.
1199
01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,556
You ruined my party.
1200
01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:24,693
Now tell me something.
1201
01:34:28,463 --> 01:34:31,132
Did you do this all by yourself,
1202
01:34:31,133 --> 01:34:34,903
or do you have Dopey and Sneezy
1203
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,840
hiding in a closet somewhere?
1204
01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,007
Huh?
1205
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,746
Hey, Sleepy.
1206
01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,849
Wake up and die.
1207
01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:04,867
No... God.
1208
01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:09,503
Oh, wait a second.
I don't understand, oh, oh!
1209
01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,384
Argh!
1210
01:36:36,925 --> 01:36:37,926
Dad!
1211
01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:00,448
Hey.
1212
01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:05,888
What happened here?
1213
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,992
By the look of things,
1214
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,029
I'd say your daddy fucked
with the wrong warrior.
1215
01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:55,437
Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
1216
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,595
And... set.
1217
01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:21,930
Background!
1218
01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:23,098
Marker.
1219
01:38:23,865 --> 01:38:24,933
Action!
1220
01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,970
Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
1221
01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:30,572
I recently scored 29 points
in a single quarter
1222
01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:32,941
against the world champion,
Los Angeles Lakers,
1223
01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:34,142
an NBA record,
1224
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,777
and not everyone
can do what I did.
1225
01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:39,081
After all, I am Superman.
1226
01:38:39,181 --> 01:38:40,615
But if you put your mind to it,
1227
01:38:40,715 --> 01:38:42,617
you can achieve your goals too.
1228
01:38:42,717 --> 01:38:45,552
Join me this weekend
at the Oakland Coliseum Annex
1229
01:38:45,553 --> 01:38:47,655
for Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake seminar
1230
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,992
sponsored by Psytopics
Learning Center.
1231
01:38:50,092 --> 01:38:51,960
At my workshop,
we'll teach you how to practice
1232
01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:55,562
mindfulness and relaxation
under stressful circumstances.
1233
01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:57,299
Licensed Psytopics instructors
1234
01:38:57,399 --> 01:38:59,801
will provide you the techniques
to go deep within your mind
1235
01:38:59,901 --> 01:39:01,568
to defend yourself
against the inner,
1236
01:39:01,569 --> 01:39:03,605
and outer demons in your life.
1237
01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:06,174
And for those attending
the advanced session on Sunday,
1238
01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:08,810
you'll learn how to infiltrate
and destroy your enemies
1239
01:39:08,910 --> 01:39:10,612
from the comfort
of your own mind.
1240
01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:13,247
Trust me,
you won't wanna miss Sunday.
1241
01:39:13,248 --> 01:39:16,318
So join me this weekend,
all ages are welcome.
1242
01:39:16,418 --> 01:39:18,486
And if you're a racist
Nazi scumbag,
1243
01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:19,988
you know who you are,
1244
01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:22,457
we have a special
one-time-only free admission,
1245
01:39:22,557 --> 01:39:24,859
because Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake Seminar...
1246
01:39:24,959 --> 01:39:27,329
...will blow your mind!
1247
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:16,311
โช No I can handle it
I'm the under
1248
01:40:16,411 --> 01:40:19,947
* Underdog โช
1249
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,582
- * They just
underestimate me
- * Yeah, yeah โช
1250
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:14,569
Late Night Video. Hey, Corky.
1251
01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,172
Of course, we have it,
1252
01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:20,242
Raiders of The Lost Ark,
I've got five copies.
1253
01:41:20,342 --> 01:41:22,244
Bring back the other one
and make sure you rewind it,
1254
01:41:22,344 --> 01:41:24,378
'cause I'm gonna charge you.
Yes, I am.
1255
01:41:24,379 --> 01:41:26,781
Oh, you too.
1256
01:42:26,308 --> 01:42:29,344
* What would it look like โช
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