All language subtitles for Being Erica (2009) - S04E04 - Born This Way (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)_track3_[eng]

♪ Be together and it's all we
know

♪ And it's time to go

♪ You can say goodnight

♪ If you like

♪ But I don't want you to go

♪ So slow down

♪ Let's fall in love again

♪ Don't fool around

♪ That can be the hardest part,
baby

♪ Oh how can I show how I much
love you

♪ I'm in the eye of a
storm and the thunder goes

♪ Boom, boom, boom,

♪ Boom, boom, boom,

[crowd cheers]

- Look out, that was amazing!

- Oh, you're just saying that.

- Beauty, brains and a
bodacious set of pipes.

- Okay, so who else wants
to show some talent, Adam.

- No, I'm contributing to
your bottom line, okay.

- Brent, what do you say?

- Don't think so, dude.

- Yeah, so since when do you
say, dude?

- Since Scott took over River
Rock.

Excuse me, The Rock,
as it's now monickered.

- Wait, wait, wait, he calls it
The Rock?

- Yep, things are changing
at the old double R.

Scott's rebranding it, all
testosterone, all the time.

- Wow, that must be a
really hard adjustment,

especially for you.

- Why especially for me?

- You know, uh, they kind of
broke

the mold when they made you,
Brent.

- You are very unique.

- Why, because I'm a red
blooded heterosexual,

and a sassy bitch?

- Exactly.

- Well, Brent is a trailblazer,
but now that The Rock

is changing I'm gonna have
to dial the blaze down.

Excuse me.

[crowd cheering]

- Well, that concludes
our fun-filled evening.

Scratch that, it seems
we have one last guest.

Put your hands together
for Mr. Brent Kennedy.

- Brent, you signed up?

- You want to see my talent,
you got it.

On one condition.

- What's that?

Oh, Brent what are you doing?

- Take my hand and watch my
hips,

because theses hips, these hips
don't lie.

[salsa music]

- [Erica Voiceover] We are
all of us, in the words

of Katy Perry, original,
unique and one of a kind.

And yet we spend our
lives twisting ourselves

into knots, making ourselves
smaller or larger to fit in.

At school, at work, at home.

We adapt, change, and the truth
is

that's not always a bad thing.

Or is it?

[crowd whistles and cheers]

[light theme music]

♪ It's clearer inside of me

♪ Who I will always be

♪ Open me up to my heart

♪ Feels like I'm seeing in the
dark

♪ To do it all over again and
again

♪ Back to the end

♪ Some of my dreams

♪ And everything I ever wanted
to be

[moans]

- I could lay here all morning.

- You have to get to a golf
tournament.

- Yes, yes I do.

Did you have fun last night?

- Yeah.

- Brent, he blew me away.

I mean I had no idea that
he could dance like that.

- Yeah, he was very light on
his feet.

- Adam, Brent's not gay.

- Oh, come on.

- No, I'm serious.

I saw his, uh,

heterosexuality with my own
eyes.

Trust me, you don't want to
know.

Anyway, back to dancing.

Brent said that learning the
salsa is actually quite easy.

And everyone knows that couples

should do new things together.

- The only kind of salsa I like
comes in

a little bowl next to your
nachos.

- I guess that I will just
have to work at convincing you,

later.

[Adam laughs]

[light music]

- [Erica] I feel like
a bag of cotton candy.

- Well you look like you're
part of a team, okay.

And that's how you have to act
if

I'm going to continue my
winning streak.

We have to worry less about
our clothes and more about...

Oh, my God, what is Brent
wearing?

- Wow, I don't know, but it
looks

like he borrowed it from my dad.

- What's up, ladies?

- Hi.

- Who replaced fancy-fancy
Brent with Mike Weir?

- Yo, BK, we're up.

Hey.

- Hey.

- Watch out for this one,

she spanked us good last year.

Now it's our turn.

- And let the spanking
begin, payback is a bitch.

- Come on, Julie-jack, you blame

us for being on the defense?

Everybody wrote off Fifty-fifty
as a doomed vanity project,

but here you two are stronger
than ever.

- Well, we are in it to win it,

Scott and I'm not just talking
golf.

- Oh, I hear ya.

Credit where credit's deserved.

You've built an impressive
business.

- Thank you.

- Might just be time to
take the money and run.

- Well, if some media
mogul offered us a place

in the keys and the right price.

[laughs]

- So name it.

- Fifty-fifty is not for sale.

- Suit yourselves.

Yeah!

- Wow, you almost hit that one.

- 465 yard dog leg right,
don't go in the garbage.

- Yeah, I got into the
garbage on this hole

one day, double bogey, world of
hurt.

- Look out Scott, you got
the bogey man on your squad.

Going to scare away your good
scores.

- Okay.

- Nice.

[men grunting]

- Alright BK, put it out there,
buddy.

Don't overthink it.

Boom!

- Oh, my God, did you see that?

- Dude!

Show me some love.

Nobody told me we're rolling
with Tiger Woods today.

Sweet.

- Nice hit.

[men laugh]

- Here you go, keep the change.

- Well, look at you.

The rest of us are still
out on hell's half acre

and here you are buying
a round for the boys.

I am not worthy.

- Friedken, what are you doing?

- I'm worshiping, at the
alter of my little chameleon.

You saw the tide turning
and instead of going down

with the ship, you stole a row
boat

and you steered yourself
towards a new world order.

- So I took some golf lessons.

- Golf lessons, followed
by a shopping spree at?

- Sporting Life.

- You know, when I heard
that Scott hired Sebastian

I thought to myself, Brent's
days are numbered at The Rock.

But after today, you might just
make it.

- Might?

- If you want to survive at The
Rock,

you're going to have to
continue being

a little less Brent
and a little more them.

- You are not seriously taking
advice from Thomas Friedken?

- He made some good points.

- Oh, Brent, come on, you
don't even drink beer.

[gags and spits]

- Lots of people put limes in
these.

Can I do that?

- No, it's not going to help.

Brent, this isn't you.

I mean look at you.

- Hey, you gotta fake it til
you make it.

- No, actually you don't.

I mean you can't, what
is your next book going

to be, the history of the
hammer?

- Extreme fishing, babes, bait
and boats.

- Brent!

- It's what Scott Galvin
wants and he's my boss, Erica.

- Okay, I get it.

But, you know, pitch him
something that

you're passionate about
that also targets men.

- It's not that easy.

- Oh, why not?

Find Brent's version of babes,

bait and boats and give him
that.

- Yo, BK.

Holding up the course.

Whoa, what the hell?

- Have fun.

[light music]

- Good morning.

Oohh!

[Adam laughs]

My God, you scared me.

What are you doing here?

- Well, you said you wanted to

do something exciting together.

- Mmhmm.

- Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Okay, come with me.

- What is it?

- Keep them closed, keep them
closed.

Almost there.

Okay, stop.

Open them.

[light music]

- It's a motorcycle.

- Yeah, I always wanted
a bike and I socked

some money away, so when I
saw this ad on Craigslist.

- You bought it?

- Yes, I did.

And for you...

Tada!

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- Come on, let me give you a
ride to work.

You're in safe hands, I promise.

- Adam you like your salsa in
bowls,

I like my bikes with
baskets and streamers.

- You think dancing is hot?

You haven't seen hot, this
baby has fifty horses.

Do you know what that means?

- That means it's dangerous.

I mean, they're very dangerous.

You get in one accident and
you're just, you're dead.

I'm sorry, Adam, it's just,
this not my kind of adventure.

- Okay.

[light music]

- Morning gentlemen.

- BK rocking a different look
today.

- Just being me, boss, just
being me.

- Alright, pitches bitches.

Who's got something so hot
it sets my hair on fire?

- Actually I have something.
- Canadian males.

- Canadian males.

What two things do they
love more than anything?

[laughs]

Barbecue, Stanley Cup.

So, MVP barbecue,
grilling with the champs.

- Anyone smell smoke?

Because that is my hair on fire.

Badang!
- Yes! [grunts]

- Crushed it.

- Ha ha, alright, alright,
let's keep

this forest fire blazing.

BK?

- Well, with all this talk
of red meat and hockey,

it seems to me that we're
ignoring

a significant group of men.

In researching this pitch I
asked myself,

how can we be different?

How can we service men in a new
way?

And that's when it came to me.

- Urban Peacock.

- The Urban Peacock will
be the definitive guide

for straight men who
want the style, the moves

and the know-how of
their gay counterparts.

Think, Esquire magazine and
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

all rolled into one handy
manual.

- Yeah,

alright I'm going to jam on it,

noodle it around a bit.

Alright.

Yeah, who's up next?

You got a minute?

- Scott I know I was a bit off
base

with my pitch, but I'm
brainstorming here.

- Are you familiar at all with
the work of Clint Eastwood?

- I've seen Bridges of Madison
County.

- I'm thinking about Magnum
Force.

Clint's got the line, "A man's
gotta know his limitations."

We're rebranding The Rock.

- Scott, please.

- Now we can keep
pretending that you mesh BK,

but I think it's best that
we just rip the band-aid off.

Fact is, that it's clear in the
long run

this ain't gonna work.

Now pop always appreciated what
you've done for the company.

I think you'll find
this severance generous.

- I can't believe it.

I gave years of my life to that
company

and in one afternoon
Scott ripped it all away.

- Oh, honey, Scott is an ass
and he's going to regret this.

- Brent, she's right, and River
Rock,

it's not the only game in town.

- I just got fired from the
biggest

publishing house in this city.

Who's going to want me now?

- Brent, it's going to be okay.

Like Mother Superior said to
Maria,

when the Lord closes a door,
somewhere he opens a window.

- Preferably from the top
floor of a very tall building.

I'm not like you two.

I can't open my own company.

I just wanted to keep my job.

Why did I do that?

Why did I pitch something I knew

in my gut wasn't right for
Scott?

- I'm just going to go get some
tissues.

Dr. Tom I am supposed
to be helping people and

I just helped Brent right out
of a job.

- Well, why don't you tell me
about JC?

- Oh, come on with the list.

Didn't you hear what I just
said?

My stupid cliche advice just be
yourself,

just got Brent fired.

I mean I don't, I don't
care about JC right now.

I care about Brent, so please
send me back

to yesterday so I can
keep my big mouth shut.

- Brent is your patient, Erica.

- Oh.

- And if you want to help him
then

I suggest that you tell me
about JC.

- Okay.

JC.

- Judy Caprine from Quebec.

- Right.

It was like this twinned
exchange program thing

where Sam went to Tremblant
for two weeks and we got JC.

And the poor thing she
just, she didn't fit in.

She hardly spoke any English
and she dressed like a,

like a refugee from a late
80's heavy metal video.

Anyway, one day she
cornered me for advice.

You know, she wanted help
making friends

and fitting in and I just, I
wanted her to leave me alone

so I said the easiest
thing that came to mind.

You know, just be yourself.

And because I didn't actually
take the time to help JC,

she kept sticking out and, I
mean,

a week at that age it's, it's
forever.

So when she was leaving
I gave her a hug and

I said something polite
like, come back and visit.

And she just lost it.

She burst into tears and said

that she would never come back.

And she blamed me for
trying to get rid of her,

for not helping her, for the
fact that

it was the worst experience of
her life.

I could have helped her, but I
was

just too caught up in my own
life.

- And if you could go back?

- Well, obviously, I would
try to help JC fit in.

I mean, look, people they
don't always like to admit it

but sometimes just being
yourself

it isn't the right thing to do.

Just ask Brent.

- Well, then, go back and help
JC be someone that she's not.

[whoosh sound]

[screams]

- Erica.

- It's okay, okay.

It's okay, it's okay, I'm a,
I'm okay.

- You're not, your skirt.

- [Boy] Woo, oh yeah!

[clapping and whistling]

- Don't worry, maybe we'll
get a higher price for you

with all the goods on
display in the window.

- What are you talking about?

- The auction for the
Suicide Prevention Help Plan.

- Buy a Babe, best title ever.

- Oh, don't you guys think
it's just a little offensive?

We're selling ourselves so that

at-risk youth don't kill
themselves?

- Well, Erica, maybe if Kurt
Cobain has someone to talk to,

he wouldn't have committed
suicide.

- Oh, my God, don't, it's too
fresh.

I'm not ready to talk about it
yet.

- Hey, I heard you put
on a peep show, Erica.

Any chance of an encore?

- No pay, no play Zachary, keep
it moving.

We'll see you at the auction.

- Oh my God this is when it
happens.

This is when Zach and I
hook up because he buys me

at the auction and then we
start dating.

- Wow, overconfident much, geez?

[crashing sound]

- Oh, excusay me, meeshyure.

[girls laugh]

- So unfair, Sam gets to spend
two glorious weeks in France.

- In Quebec.

- And you get saddled
with the nom de loser.

- You know what, she's
actually, she's really nice

and she doesn't have any
friends or anyone to talk to

and I think that we should
go and sit with her.

- What am I like, Unicef?

No.

- You know she cries in
her room every night.

- Really?

- Mmhmm.

I mean, she's having the worst
time.

But we have the power to change
that.

- How?

- Two words.

Make over.

- Oh my God, like on Ricki Lake?

- Totally like on Ricki Lake,

so I'll meet you guys
upstairs in five minutes okay?

We're going to need clothes,
we're going

to need makeup and hair product.

- On it, on it and on it.

Yay!

- Yeah!

[girls squealing]

- Hey, JC.

- Erica, hi.

- What do you say you and me
spend some girl time together?

- Okay, what are we doing?

[rock music]

[girls chattering]

- Oohh!

- Turn around.

You're going to go to law
school, I'm just sayin'.

- See sometimes I feel like
we're here.

- Oh, perfect, let's go.

[rock music]

- Sha-wing!

- Yo, yo ladies.

French girl's rocking the new
look.

- I like, I like a lot.

Party on dudes.

- Oh, hey, Erica, don't worry
I still got thirty bucks

with your name on it right here.

- Lucky me.

- Oh my God, Brian cannot
keep his eyes off of you.

You should totally join the
babe auction.

Right?

- Oh yeah, such a good idea.

- You know it could be fun and
a great way

for you to meet people.

- Okay, I will join this.

- Oh, great!

- Our next babe is the beautiful
Jennifer Zalin everybody.

[crowd cheers]

Jenny loves going to the
movies at the Uptown,

is a huge Ace of Base
fan, and her claim to fame

is she appeared on an episode
of DeGrassi High, everybody.

[crowd cheers]

Our next babe, Erica,
is a natural redhead.

- Fire above, fire below.

[crowd laughs]

- And she likes reading,
spending her summers

at Camp Tamaqua and one day
she hopes to write something

as beautiful as Clan of the
Cave Bear.

- Really?

- We'll start the bidding
off at 10 dollars.

- Thirty dollars!

Sold, Zach Creed.

- Erica Strange sold for
thirty dollars, thank you.

[crowd cheers]

Sold for seven dollars!

[crowd cheers]

And now for our last Buy a
Babe, babe.

Our bella from the belle
Provence, JC Paget.

[crowd cheers]

JC loves horse back riding and
one day

she hopes to attend clown
school.

We'll start the bidding
off at five dollars.

- 10.

- 10, do I hear 15?

- Yep, 30.

- [Judith] 30, 35?

- [Boy] Over here, right here.

- [Judith] 40?

- Oh.

- [Judith] 50?

- 100 big ones, right here.

[crowd gasps]

- Sold for 100 dollars.

[crowd clapping]

- Oh my God, that is hi-larious!

- That is so, so not right.

- Jenny, Jenny, check this out.

Who am I?

Goo, goo, ga, ga, Erica Strange?

- She's Princess Leia and you're

the fat, green guy Jabba the
Hut.

- Zach, no.

- Okay, Erica Strangely boring.

If you don't, I don't
know, start to be more fun,

I'm going to exchange you, yeah.

A couple minor niners.

- Yo, Zach's babe.

Hey, are we still on for
tonight?

- On, for?

- Movie night at your place?

- Right, right, yeah, yeah
we're still on, I can't wait.

- Here, Zach's babe, why
don't you take my babe home

and get her ready for tonight.

- Our masters are waiting,
we'll be by around seven.

Okay?

- Okay.

- Bye. [giggles]

- This the most fun I did since
I arrived.

And maybe after tonight
I will have a boyfriend.

- Oh, JC, I'm so glad the
you're happy but

you just have to remember
that it's a joke.

Like a game, you don't really
have to do what he says.

- I know it's just fun.

You're the best big sister I
ever had.

[kissing smacks]

Okay, bye.

- Okay, bye.

[groans]

Zach, stop that.

Oh you know, Brian, if
you're going to smoke

in here we should like,
probably open a window.

- Erica would you just chill
out?

- I just, it's gonna, like,
reek in here.

- Yeah, we'll hotbox the house,
right, that'd be awesome.

- Hey, JC, have you ever smoked
before?

- One time, I cough a lot.

- Oohh.

- You know, JC, I'm not, I'm
not going to partake tonight.

You don't have to either.

- If you want I can show you

how to do it so you don't cough.

- Okay.

- Take a small puff,
okay, and open your mouth,

let some cooler air in, okay,
then hold it and exhale.

[JC coughs]

- See?

- Thank you, Brian.

- Master Brian.

- Master Brian.

[yells]

- I love you so much, girl.

So much.

- Easy there, tiger.

[giggles]

- Oh, I know, let's order pizza.

I'm hungry, are you hungry?
[laughs]

- No.

- Yeah, someone's got
the munchies. [laughs]

- Hey, JC, you want the last
drag?

- Erica, she's fine, okay?

I mean, my God, you're like
completely obsessed with her.

- Well, she goes from
friendship bracelets

to high as a kite in one day I
just,

I don't think that we're
doing her any favors.

- Okay, don't be a dork.

Yesterday she was crying in
her room and today she's,

she's happy.

- She's unrecognizable.

- Oh, man, she's cool.

I mean she's gonna go back to
Quebec

a total happy camper, right?

- Right.

Yeah.

- [Jenny] Ooh, pinot grigio.

- Jenny, that's my mom's.

- Hey I got some beer in my
van if you want to come get...

Wait a minute, why am I asking?

You have to do everything I
say, right?

- Right.

[screaming on TV]

- Be it ever so humble.

- It's nice, I like it.

- Well, you have to.

I own you til midnight.

Now why don't you come give
master

Brian a little Frenchy kiss?

- Okay.

- Come on you can do better
than that.

Hey, relax.

- I think we should go back
inside.

- Okay?

- Okay.

[tense music]

- Hey, Jenny have you seen JC?

- Oh, my God, Erica these
taste like actual dill pickles.

You want?

- No, thank you.

- Okay.

- Hey, that took you guys a
while.

- Hey, Zach, let's smoke
another fatty.

[JC crying]

- Hey, JC.

Is everything okay?

- I want to go home.

- What's wrong?

Did something happen with Brian?

- We did some stuff.

I let him and I didn't
want to, and I did and I...

- Okay, look, just slow down,
okay.

Tomorrow, you're going
to go back to being you.

You're going to put your JC
clothes on.

- No, that's not what I'm
saying.

- Okay.

- It's everything else,
getting high and Brian and,

oh, you probably think I'm so
sensitive.

- No, I don't, not, not at all.

I think that even though
you're way younger than me.

- I'm only one year younger
than you.

- You're actually a lot
smarter than I was, than I am.

I tell you what,

you keep the hair and the
clothes

and why don't we go back in
there

and watch a bad movie and we'll
hang out.

We'll tell Brian to get a new
babe.

- Okay.

- Yeah, and we'll just have fun.

How does that sound?

- Okay.

- Brent, if that's what you
feel you need to do then,

of course, I am 100% behind you.

- Thank you, Jules.

- 100% behind you doing what?

- Begging for my job back.

I need to talk the talk and
walk the walk.

Convince Scott that I can do
this.

Chinos, beer, ultimate fighting,

I will out-gut every guy in
that office.

- Brent, hang on.

You know you can do that if
you feel that you should.

But just don't go too far, okay?

Just stay you.

- I have a mortgage and
bills, and The Rock's my home.

I don't care anymore, I'm
going to do whatever it takes.

[dramatic music]

- I gotta admit, BK, it takes
a lot of courage to come

down here and admit your
mistakes like you have today.

You've shown me something that
you've never shown me before.

That you got a pair of balls on
you, dude.

- Should have shown you
my balls a long time ago.

- Now, the thing is, what I'm
doing here,

it's about more than just books.

It's about building a, an
empire.

- I am down for whatever, boss.

- You see, Seabass here used
to work at Crest Hill Press.

And he told me about their
weaknesses

and well, I'm about to close
that deal.

- You're buying Crest Hill
Press.

- As an appetizer.

I'm targeting all the small
independents;

Panda, Briar Park, Fifty-fifty.

- Erica said Fifty-fifty wasn't
for sale.

- More than one way to skin a
cat.

And if they don't sell to us
then we'll just bankrupt them.

And I know that you're in
good with Erica and Julianne.

- What are you asking me to do?

- I want you to track
every deal that Fifty-fifty

has in the works, go in and bid
higher.

I don't care if we lose money,
but we're

taking them down, one way or
another.

- I don't know if I...

- BK, oh BK,

if you want to run with the
lions

then you can't be friends
with the antelopes.

Now I know that you've done
this kind of thing before.

Excelante.

I respect the courage it takes
to come

in here and fight for your job.

Now I want to see your loyalty.

[dramatic music]

- Hey there.

- Hey.

- I brought you some dinner.

- Sushi?

- Chinese.

- Well, I brought you
something, too.

- What is this?

- I don't know, you tell me.

You look hot.

- Yeah?

Good because I am never taking
this off.

[Erica laughs]

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I love it.

Well I was so bummed out
this morning thinking that

you wouldn't come round about
the bike.

So why don't we go for
a ride before dinner?

I'll go really slowly and
I'll take the side roads,

I promise, you'll be totally
safe.

- Adam, actually...

- What?

- Look, I mean I get it,
guys they like motorcycles.

It's in your DNA, you know, the
danger

and the adrenaline surge.

But can't you just look the
part, instead?

- Look the part?

- That makes me sound crazy,
doesn't it?

- Yeah.

- Okay, well, call me
crazy, or overprotective,

or whatever you're going to
accuse me of.

But Adam, when you're on
a bike there is nothing

between you and the other cars.

There's nothing between you and
the road.

- Which is the point.

It's a rush, Erica.

You wanted exciting, riding a
bike

is about as exciting as it gets.

- Even if it lands you in the
hospital?

- Well if that happens, it
happens.

- Wow, I think that that's the
stupidest

thing that you've ever said to
me.

- Really?

- Really.

- Is it more stupid than you
buying me some leather jacket

and expecting me to sit in your
apartment and play dress up?

Look some of the guys are
going for a drink after work.

I think I'll just go join them.

- Okay, do whatever you have to
do.

- Okay.

- Trouble in paradise?

- Why do guys have to be

guys?

You know, because I
swear that every problem

in the world, it goes
back to testosterone.

- Takes two to salsa.

You could put on that helmet
and buy a leather jacket.

You said it yourself, the
ability to adapt is useful.

- Well, obviously, you know,
what do I know if the way

that I handled Brent and
JC is any indication.

- I think you're being
too hard on yourself.

- Really?
- Yep.

- Because I didn't help Brent
at all.

And I didn't do JC any favors
either.

I mean, I told Brent to be
himself and it got him fired.

I told JC to be someone else and

she had a breakdown in my
kitchen.

- The answer, Erica, is
there's no right answer.

There is no absolute in this
case.

It's a question of finding the
balance.

What doesn't bend, breaks,
right?

- Mmhmm.

- I mean, you need to bend in
order to survive in the world.

Conversely you bend too
far... [chopstick snaps]

- So how do you know how far to
bend?

- Well, that's the million
dollar question isn't it?

And the answer is, it's
different for everyone.

And the trick is knowing
when to bend and when not to.

- Well, I think that
you should compromise.

Like a man who won't take salsa
lessons for his girlfriend.

- Or a girlfriend who won't get

on the back of a motorcycle for
fun.

- Point taken.

[sighs heavily]

[men yelling]

- [Sebastian] Just because
you're my boss,

don't think I won't kick your
ass.

- [Scott] Come on, come on!

[men cheering and laughing]

Come on, what do you got, what
do you got, what do you got!

Hey, BK, what's up?

- Thank you for the
opportunity, Scott.

- After all that, eh?

- Thing is it turns out I'm not
a lion.

I could dress like a lion, I
could learn

to play foosball and
golf, but I don't think

I like the way the games
around here are being played.

- Good luck, Brent.

- You, too.

[soft music]

Me?

- Why not you?

- You're smart, you're talented,

you've got an incredible eye
for books.

- And you feel like you trust
me?

After everything that
I did to you last year?

- Well, the boundaries would
have to be perfectly clear.

You would be working for us.

- Well, it seems you have more
faith

in me than I probably deserve.

- You're an excellent editor,
Brent,

with marketable ideas.

- And you didn't have to tell
us about Scott's evil offer.

So, yeah, we have faith in you.

And if the best defense
is a strong offense,

we want you fighting on our
team.

- So what do you say?

- I will accept.

With unseemly glee and a promise

to bring some sparkle to
Fifty-fifty.

- Awww.

[Erica laughs]

- So should we shake on it?

[loud party]

[motorcycle engine]

- Hi.

- Hi.

- I'm sorry for walking out.

- I'm sorry too.

Buying you a leather jacket and
expecting

that to replace this was
ridiculous of me.

- No, what was ridiculous
was me spending all

of my money on a bike that
probably needs a new gearbox.

- Ouch.

If, I get on that bike, you
have to promise me something.

- Anything.

- No highways and no bad
weather and none of that,

that swerving in and out of
cars thing.

- Deal.

- Okay.

- Okay.

What the hell.

- What are you doing?

- Just,

go with it.

Oh, sorry.

- Okay.

This isn't even salsa music.

- Well then teach me
one of the other dances

that you want to learn
like ballroom or meringue.

- It's merengue, see,
meringue...

- Shut up and dance.

- It's not the same.

- Sorry, sorry.

- It's okay, I have nine more.

[upbeat music]

[theme song music]