All language subtitles for Being Erica (2009) - S03E09 - Gettin Wiggy Wit It (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)_track3_[eng]

Camilla, why don't you tell
us about Sadie's Wig Shop?

Before I went back to school,

I worked as a wig stylist at
Sadie's.

Her customers were mostly
Jewish women,

and after marriage, they're
required to cover their hair.

This is a Jewish rule?

Only for the ultra-Orthodox.

Anyway, my co-worker, Danielle,

was borrowing money from the
till.

She told me she always paid it
back,

she was just going through
some serious challenges.

Oh, what kind of challenges?

Her boyfriend kicked her out.

She had a baby and nowhere to
go.

I really felt for her.

I knew what it was like
to be a single mother.

So I, um, promised I wouldn't
say anything

if she promised she would pay
it back and stop doing it.

But she didn't.

No.

You never told the owner?

No.

Sadie went bankrupt a year
later.

And you feel responsible.

Well, yes, of course, to
a certain extent, I did.

You know, so if I could go back,

I wouldn't let Danielle do it.

I want this off my conscience.

All right.

Well, why don't you go ahead
and choose

someone that you would
like to accompany you?

Really?

Yeah, why not?

Uh, Erica?

Uh, you have some recent
experience

with a friend going off the
rails.

And I'm Jewish, so I'll
blend, or I'll try to.

All right.

Well then, off you go.

Oh!

I am so sorry.

Oh, here.

Oh.

-[laughs]
-It's fine.

It's totally, ah, fine.

Whoa.

[Mrs. Naiberg] But I used my
credit card

the last time I was here.

Right, but our system is down
today,

so for the wash and style,
I'll need cash, Mrs. Naiberg.

I'm sorry.

[Mrs. Naiberg] If it has to
be cash, it has to be cash.

Great, I'll just pack this up
and I'll see you out front.

Are you okay to wait here while
I, um--

Fine, don't worry about me.

You just go and do what you
have to do.

Your [speaks in foreign
language] is gorgeous.

Beautiful color.

My [speaks in foreign language]?

Oh, my [speaks in foreign
language].

Thank you.

Sorry, I didn't hear you.

Ugh, mine was a mess.

I got caught in the rain
yesterday

and I just had my [speaks in
foreign language] last week.

Your--

My [speaks in foreign
language]...

My wedding.

Oh!

Mazel tov.

That's wonderful.

Thank you.

It's been such a whirlwind.

My husband is getting his
[speaks in foreign language],

under Rav Goldstein.

Mm.

That's impressive.

-[chattering]
-In a very impossible

position, you realize that?

-You're my friend.
-Yes, I am--

Yikes.

That doesn't sound good.

[Camilla] I'll help you as I
can,

but I cannot help you do this.

I'm sorry.

-You know how much I love--
-I can't help you anymore.

Camilla, I just need a little
bit of--

-I understand, but--
-[Erica coughs softly]

Uh, Mrs. Naiberg, here, it's
all ready.

[Mrs. Naiberg] Great, thank you.

Actually, Mrs. Naiberg,

uh, you can pay by credit
card if you'd like.

We fixed our system.

-It's up and running.
-Great, perfect.

-You almost done?
-Yes, I am.

Thank you, Danielle.

Parked out front.

Seth?

Goodbye.

Nice chatting with you.

Seth?

You okay?

Who was that guy, the one that
just left?

Shimon Naiberg, Rivka's husband.

Sorry, but I need to go and
talk to him.

[Camilla] Uh, Erica?

No, you need to send me back.

Erica.

Open the door.

No.

Please, come and sit down.

What did I just see, Dr. Tom?

Because I think that I
just saw Seth Newman.

And that shouldn't have
happened.

Oh my God, that really was him,

and we're publishing his
autobiography and it's just,

it's a huge, crazy lie.

Okay, so is that why you
sent me back with Camilla?

So that I could find out that
Seth, he wasn't in a cult,

that he's really an Orthodox
Jew?

No.

No?

No.

It was a mistake.

It was my mistake.

I should've checked and I
didn't.

I'm sorry.

You have to send me back.

So that you can do what?

So that I can talk to
him and I can get proof,

and then I can tell Julianne
so we can stop this!

We have spent all of this money,

and now we're launching
a book that isn't real!

Oh my God, I am freaking out
here!

I get it, you're upset, but,

and, Erica, you have every
right to be,

but you know that you
can't use time travel

to track Seth down.

That's not how this therapy
works.

So you're just saying that
there's nothing I can do

and I just need to go out
there and forget about this

and just publish the book
anyway?

No, no, that's not what I'm
saying.

Well, then what are you saying?

What am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

♪ Ba da ba, ba ba

♪ Ba da ba, ba ba

♪ It's clearer inside of me

♪ Who I will always be

♪ Open me up to my heart

♪ Feels like I'm seeing in the
dark ♪

♪ Waking me up to my heart

♪ To do it all over again and
again ♪

♪ To get to the end

♪ Sum of my dreams

♪ And everything I ever wanted
to be ♪

[Director] Okay, George,
we're live in three, two, one.

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

Come on in, welcome to
another addition of the show.

I'm your boyfriend,
George Stroumboulopoulos.

All right, tonight, author Seth
Newman.

What a story he has.

Here's his bio.

In 2001, he was one of
the faceless members

of the Order of God,

a cult that controlled every
aspect of its members' lives.

And while the compound that
nestled on the remote shores

of Lake Nipissing, was his
entire world,

Seth knew there was
something else out there,

something just beyond The
Purple Door.

Where is she?

Sorry.

What's with the disappearing
act?

One second you're right behind
me,

the next it's, poof, you're
gone, you're--

Look, I'm sorry, but,
Julianne, we need to talk.

No, we need to apologize to
Seth.

Today is his big day.

No worries, it's fine, really.

But still, before we send Seth
out there,

I think that we really should

just regroup for a second, okay?

Regroup?

Erica, Seth's the one

that should have stage fright,
not you.

[George] Everybody, say
hello to Seth Newman.

[audience applauds]

That's me.

Aw.

A star is born.

My office is right this way.

And you got my contract.

I did.

So is it good news or bad news?

Oh, no.

Unfortunately, I don't
really think you have a case.

I mean, you may not like the
improvements

your landlord has made to your
offices,

but it's within his legal right
to do so.

I mean, of course, you
can always renegotiate

when you're able to and
then Godzilla climbed out

of Lake Ontario and attacked
the CN Tower.

Sorry, what did you just say?

[laughs]

You weren't even listening.

Yes, I was.

Oh.

You used to do the exact same
thing

when I would help you
with your math homework.

Remember the--

[Both] Geometry set.

Yes, I remember.

How could I forget having
one thrown at my face?

I didn't throw it at your face.

Yeah, you did.

And I still have the scar to
prove it.

It's right there.

No, it's right here.

[gentle music]

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

No, it's not, really.

You should go.

So tell me, you just
ran out there barefoot?

Well, I didn't have
time to get my shoes on.

I had one shot at escaping and
I took it.

-Amazing.
-Yeah.

There he is, good job, Seth.

Yes, yes, yes, you were
wonderful, you were.

And you, you are just, you're
way more dreamy in real life

than you are on my flat screen.

Thank you, hi, I'm George.

Julianne Giacomelli.

I'm the publisher of The Purple
Door

and I'm the former publisher
of The Secret of Now,

and, believe or not, I am
single.

That's very hard to believe
actually.

You're very nice.

-Thanks.
-For sure.

Um, hi.

We haven't met.

-Sorry.
-Oh, this is my partner,

Erica, my business partner,
not my life partner.

This is...

Okay, uh, anyway, listen,
congratulations on the book.

I'm gonna buy copies for my
whole family.

It's gonna be really huge.

-Right, take care.
-Okay.

Great.

Do you think he likes me?

David, do you know what
$1,600 dollars can buy?

It can buy an industrial
strength dishwasher,

or a month's supply of alcohol,

a trip for two to New York City
to see

Billy Elliot the musical.

Now you tell me, what
else can $1,600 buy, hm?

-Hm?
-If this is about the money

-I withdrew--
-Oh, it's definitely

about the money you
withdrew, behind my back,

without consulting me.

$1,600 also buys you The
Incredible Hulk, issue 181.

A comic book.

You don't understand.

Wolverine makes his first
appearance.

Okay, you know what?

I don't even wanna hear anymore.

It's bad enough that you
spent a fortune on a comic.

What's worse is you kept it
from me.

Yikes.

Ooh, someone's got his flannel
pajamas in a knot, huh?

It's okay, I knew this would
happen.

Well, yeah, I mean,
spending an arm and a leg

on a pair of shoes, I
get, but a comic book.

I didn't buy a comic book.

What?

[gasps]

Wow.

Dave, you're gonna ask Ivan to
marry you?

-[gasps]
-Shh.

Secret, okay?

I got a text message saying
there's an emergency?

There is.

Lock the door.

Yes, doctor.

So what is it?

I only have 23 minutes left on
my break.

Oh, I see.

Oh, this is way better
than a supply closet.

22 minutes, Lenin.

[Lenin] Right.

[knocking]

[whispering]

[knocking]

[Woman] Someone in there?

Just gimme a second!

-My shirt.
-[knocking]

-[knocking]
-Uh, hold on!

This call room's booked, doctor.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't
realize.

Uh, yeah, so the leak in
the en suite's all fixed up.

Shouldn't bothering anybody
anymore.

Thank you.

Of course. Yeah.

[Samantha] Hm.

[Announcer] Paging Dr. Becker.

-[loud pop]
-Ah.

-All right, woo.
-Oh, yeah.

Okay, so to quote from
the best movie ever made,

"When the lord closes a door,
somewhere he opens a window."

This is to Seth Newman

for blowing that purple door
wide open,

and given all the fab buzz
around The Purple Door,

Erica and I have decided--

Actually, Julianne, um--

Oh, don't worry, chicken,

I'm not gonna steal your
thunder.

You can tell them, go on.

Um, I have decided

to put every last dime

we have towards a print
edition of The Purple Door.

Every last dime.

Wow, I...

Julianne, Erica, you have no
idea

how incredible this news is.

Oh, yeah, we do!

Big congrats!

-Come here, come here.
-Oh!

You really delivered the magic,
Seth.

Hey there, grumpy bear.

Don't even start.

I'm not in the mood today.

Oh, I think you should
cut Dave some slack.

I should cut up his company
bank card.

He spends a fortune and then
keeps it a secret from me--

Oh, and you don't know

anything about keeping secrets,
do you?

-Mm.
-[both gasp]

It's not the same.

Dave is a great guy, Ivan.

Go easy on him.

Yeah, good luck on your
screenplay.

-Seth, hey.
-Yeah?

Do you mind if I talk to you?

-Yeah, of course.
-Just in private.

Oh. Okay.

Please.

Is everything all right?

No.

Have a seat.

Is this about printing the book?

Because you didn't seem all
that thrilled.

And look, if it's a
burden on the company--

If it was, would that bother
you?

Yeah, of course it would.

Erica, what's wrong?

What have I done?

Shimon Naiberg.

That's your real name, right?

Sorry?

Your name is Shimon Naiberg
and you weren't in a cult.

Your book is a complete
fabrication.

Uh, okay, look, I don't know
what's going on with you.

I don't know if it's stress

-or internal problems at 50/50.
-No, you know what?

Our only internal problem is
that you're a big, lying fake.

Erica, what are you doing?

What do you think that I am
doing?

I am looking for proof so
that I can show Julianne

and we can do something about
this.

What that is, I don't know yet.

Erica, in life,

when we are faced with
unexpected obstacles--

[chuckles]

The solution is not to panic,

but to clearly and calmly
examine the options.

Okay, then option one:
We publish a fake memoir

and we lose our reputations
when the truth comes out.

Option two: We don't publish it,

we still lose our reputations

and we're out all of that money!

And before you ask, there
isn't an option three.

Actually, you know what,
there is an option three.

Erica.

I wanna add a regret to my list.

I wanna go back and I wanna
undo signing Seth Newman.

I can't let you do that.

Why not?

Because using information

that you have gleaned
from a trip to the past

to try fix your life in the
present contravenes the rules.

I don't care about the rules!

Erica.

No, everybody keeps breaking
the rules

and I'm the one that's paying
the price!

First, it's Dr. Fred and Kai
with their,

"Oh, hey, you might be dead
in 10 years," and now this.

50/50 Press, it will
not survive Seth's lie.

You have to let me add this as
a regret.

I can't.

[door slams]

Maybe Seth has a twin, an
identical twin, Shimon,

who left the cult and became
an Orthodox Jew and that's him.

God.

This is really bad, Erica.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, we need to call him

and Lesley frickin'
Kalajian in for a meeting.

Okay.

Do you want me to do it?

Yes, because if I'm going to
explode,

I'd rather do it in person.

So it's not Wolverine's first
appearance,

but the guy at Silver Slug
said--

Silver Snail?

What?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

The guy, he said that you'd
still like it, so here you go.

It's a peace offering.

How did you know that I love
The Punisher?

Uh, 'cause he looks like
Arnold Schwarzenegger

and The Rock's love child.

So you're not mad anymore?

No.

No, I mean, we're only human.

We're born to make mistakes.

Even 1,600 dollar mistakes.

Enjoy.

Ivan?

What?

What aren't you telling me?

Nothing.

Okay, the last time you acted
like this,

you were covering for polishing
off

my cousin Rachel's wedding cake

the night before the big day.

I was nervous, you know
that I eat when I'm nervous!

What are you not telling me?

I don't even know what you
want, so--

Ivan.

What did you do?

[sighs]

Okay, you know, I probably
should've told you this before,

right after it happened--

Okay, now you're freaking me
out.

What, did you cheat on me?

Oh, no.

No, no.

Not really.

It's totally not a big deal.

I got kinda got experimental at
Pride

and I, um, sort of, uh...

I touched Julianne's breasts.

What?

You touched her breasts?

How?

Experimentally.

It didn't mean anything.

It was just curiosity.

No, it was just you cheating on
me

with a woman on a day that
we celebrate being gay.

What, I...

It's pretty hard to deny it
now, huh?

I'm, uh, I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

Let me break down the
publishing world for you.

You write a bestseller,

it garners media attention,
which invites scrutiny,

which leads to people digging up

any skeletons you may
have in your closets!

Seth, do you even have an
explanation?

I tried to write about leaving
Judaism

and it didn't feel that
original or interesting, so--

So instead, you lied

and you twisted your religion
into a cult.

A religion which I share, by
the way.

Do you have any idea
how offensive that is?

I took some creative license,
okay?

All the facts are still true.

I just embellished a--

But you knew that we were
selling this

as your autobiography,
a work of nonfiction,

which clearly it isn't.

Maybe it still can be.

Think about it.

Seth, how many people from your
old life

are you still in contact with?

None.

I went off the [speaks
in foreign language],

which means I'm an outcast.

They don't even know my new
name.

So suppose you still publish it,

we all agree this
conversation never happened.

Or suppose we just sue Seth

for every last penny that he
has.

I don't have any money.

We gave you a five-figure
advance.

I spent it.

Seth, what are the chances

anyone in your family will read
this book?

-Zero.
-Okay.

And what about everyone else?

Erica discovered the truth.

Then you spin it.

Look at A Million Little Pieces,

the sales increased after it
was discovered to be a fraud.

Oprah couldn't even kill it.

Lesley, I can't even believe
that you're suggesting that--

Well, let's just think about it.

Julianne.

Just think about it.

Okay.

My cellphone will be on all
afternoon.

We should go.

[door thuds]

Seth failed to deliver what
he was contracted to write,

so you can go after him for
damages,

get back your advance--

No, Jude, he spent the advance.

He's broke.

Well, that's a problem.

What if we just published
it, pretended we didn't know?

[Erica] This is something that
Seth's agent had suggested.

I don't know, it's a risky move.

If it gets out that
you knowingly published

a work of fiction as an
autobiography,

then you'd be facing loss of
credibility,

potential lawsuits--

I can't believe that this is
happening.

If we don't publish
this book, we go broke.

You guys need to regroup,

and really think this thing
through.

I'm sorry, there's no
real easy answer here.

I just can't believe we're over

before we even really got
started.

Is there anything that we're
missing?

Any other option?

Oh God, Julianne, you know,
I feel like this is my fault

because I'm the on that found
the book.

And I'm the one who should've
known

to do a full background check
on Seth.

I'm the one with experience.

Oh, this is such a mess.

[gentle music]

[dramatic music]

Hello.

Hi.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

I know that you've written a
book,

I know that you're about to go
in there and sign a contract,

and I know that it's all a big
lie.

Who are you?

A friend.

I'm here to help you,

because you are about to
unleash a series of events

that will hurt you and will
destroy Erica and Julianne.

"What is hateful to thyself,
do not do to another."

Hillel.

Don't do this hateful
thing, Shimon Naiberg.

I guarantee it will be
something that you will regret.

So, if you could go back,
what would you do differently?

Well, uh, I wouldn't have
gone to the derby that night.

Charlene and I never would've
fought.

She wouldn't have left me for
Jana.

I'd still have my girlfriend.

Dr. Naadiah?

Isn't this when you usually
do your ol' time jumperoo?

Hello, Dr. Arthur?

No.

It's about Tom.

Tom.

I assume you know why you're
here.

-Yeah.
-So let's talk about it.

I'm not sure there's
anything to talk about.

I know what I did, I
know why you're upset.

Tom, I'm not sure what
you expect us to say.

I'm expecting you to tell
me to undo it, but I won't,

because I don't regret doing it.

I made a mistake and now I
fixed it.

Does Erica even know that
you've changed her past?

Have you told her?

No?

And you don't think there's
anything wrong with that?

Altering Erica's past,
with abusing your power?

Erica had to weather Dr. Fred's
mistakes.

I'm not gonna force her to
endure mine.

"The universe has a way
of righting itself."

Tom Wexlar, paraphrased.

Well, I think you've made
your position quite clear.

I don't think there's
anything further to discuss.

We won't force you to undo
what you have set in motion.

Dr. Arthur, uh...

So we're done here then?

Guess we are.

Well, that was a waste of time.

I don't think so.

[Director] Okay, George,
we're live in three, two, one.

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

Come on in, welcome to the show.

I'm your boyfriend,
George Stroumboulopoulos.

All right, tonight George Neeb,

author of the new home reno
bible, The Fixer Upper.

Okay, you're not supposed to
see the bride

before a wedding and you're
not supposed to pull out

the champagne before a book
launch,

but I'm feeling pretty
confident.

He's cocky.

I like it.

You know what? That's me.

You're sure I look all right?

Well, you look like a
bestselling author.

-[chuckles]
-Go on, go knock 'em dead,

but first, group hug.

-Oh!
-Group hug.

[laughs]

Go on, it's time to fly, baby
bird.

When we lost The Purple
Door to River Rock,

I just thought, that's it for
us.

-Aww.
-And look at us now.

I mean, here we are, our first
author

is on national television.

I just...

I can't believe it.

Get used to it, ladies.

50/50 is just getting started.

To the future.

[Both] The future.

This one, you're going to love.

It is totally up your alley.

It's called For Worse by
Constance Wren.

It's a firsthand account
of her and her fiance

as they travel from his
proposal to her

in Labrador to the
opposite side of the world

for their marriage in Australia.

So basically, it's a
Canadian version of Committed

by Elizabeth Gilbert.

Sorry, Les, re-fried beans, no
me gusto.

Uh, well, um,

that's everything I have
for now, I'm afraid.

No worries.

We'll find something to work on
together.

Some day.

Oh, Les, before you go,

I'm sure you heard about Brent
Kennedy.

I mean, he did get fired

because of Seth Newman's
book after all, so--

Well, it wasn't just
because of The Purple Door.

But that was the straw that
broke Frank Galvin's back.

Hindsight, huh?

It's really, it's 20/20.

I mean, I have to admit,

at first, it stung when you and
Seth

went with the higher offer,
but...

[sighs]

Really, we should be thanking
you.

So what's going on with all
that, anyway?

I'm not actually allowed to
talk about it.

It's become a legal matter, so.

Yeah, I bet it, I bet it has.

Would you excuse me?

Dr. Naadiah, what are you doing
here?

Is Dr. Tom okay?

No, Erica, he isn't.

Dr. Tom has made a choice
that directly affects you

without your knowledge.

What?

Look, I don't understand.

He's altered your history

and I feel duty-bound to tell
you.

He's altered my history?

How, I mean, what does that
even mean?

It means that everything
you're experiencing right now

is based on a decision
that Tom made for you.

Is it true?

Is it?

Please tell me that you
didn't go behind my back

and interfere in my
life without telling me.

I was trying to help you.

How?!

You were going to lose your
company,

and I'm the one to blame
for the way you found out

and the box that you
were put in as a result.

I couldn't ask you to pay
the price for my mistake.

You felt guilty, so you decided
to fix it

so that you wouldn't feel that
way.

No, no, I made a mistake
and I took care of it.

This isn't about you!

This is my life!

You don't understand.

Yes, I do understand.

You're not listening to me.

Yes, I am!

Sarah...

I'm not your daughter.

I know.

Dr. Tom, please put my life
back the way that it was.

Hey.

Hey, look, let's go back to the
office,

and I'm gonna get us some
lattes,

and you can get the bank on the
phone,

and we'll put our heads
together,

and we'll sit down and
we'll really figure out

what we're gonna do next, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Seriously, you bench
triple your body weight?

Well, that explains it.

-Hey, Dave.
-Hey.

Can I get a vanilla latte and
a Julianne special, please?

Julianne?

She can wait.

What's going on?

David is teaching me a lesson.

Lesson learned!

That's incredible.

Do they dance?

If they're in the mood.

Ooh.

-Wow.
-Okay.

Okay, you know what?

I think you've proved your
point.

I don't think I have.

How about I go play with
Julianne's

dueling banjos for an hour?

-Wait, what?
-It wasn't an hour.

It was like five seconds.

Okay, well, then what
do you think of this?

One Mississippi.

Two Mississippi.

Three Mississippi--

Okay, okay, back off,
chesticles.

Guys, you know, I'd love a
coffee, but, you know, um...

Just gonna give you two some
space.

You know, this is why I didn't
tell you about Julianne,

because I knew you wouldn't
understand.

Oh, I understand.

You want to experiment.

You feel like you missed
out on your bi years?

Fine, whatever, just get
it outta your system.

It is out of my system.

Great, doesn't change the fact

that you kept it from me, that
you lied.

Oh, I'm sorry, and
you're totally innocent?

You basically stole $1,600
from our bank account

to buy some stupid, juvenile
comic book!

There.

There's your comic book.

I'm so sorry, and embarrassed.

Listen, Samantha, I get it.

It's long hours, hard days.

You're not the first doctor
I've had this conversation with.

This just isn't how I
normally operate, Mark.

I know, so just don't do it
again, okay?

Don't worry, I won't.

[gentle music]

Hey.

God, that was mortifying.

I just got called into the
chief's office.

Has anyone spoken to you?

Yeah, yeah, they have.

[Samantha] And?

And they fired me.

What?

For, uh, unprofessional conduct.

But don't they have to give you
a warning?

[Lenin] Nope.

Okay, I'm gonna go talk to
Mark, okay?

No, no, you're not.

You've got way more to
lose here than I do.

No, Lenin, this isn't right.

You didn't do anything that I
didn't do.

It's not your fault.

I've lived through worse.

What are you gonna do?

I'll find something else.

Believe it or not, this
wasn't actually my dream job.

Yeah, anyway, I should go.

I don't wanna have to
get escorted outta here.

-Lenin--
-I'll call you.

Hey, Judith.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

No, it's fine.

Would you like a coffee?

No, I just think we should talk.

Sure.

Of course.

Will, we can't do this.

You know that, right?

No, I don't, actually.

I'm not gonna have an affair,
okay?

That is just ridiculous.

That's not me, it's not
right, and I just can't.

Every day I get up and I go to
work,

it's long and it's stressful,
and then I go home.

And my house is a wreck.

My kids, they're running
around and they're screaming,

and my wife and I, we're just
scrambling

with homework and with
cleaning and dinner.

By the time we're ready for
bed--

You're just annoyed
and you wanna be alone.

You know what I'm talking about.

I don't wanna break up my
marriage

and I don't wanna traumatize my
kids,

but I'm just not happy.

I can't.

I just can't.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Ugh.

You know it's bad when chocolate

doesn't make you feel any
better.

Hey, Ivan, you wanna trade
this for another latte?

Hello?

[Ivan] David?

David.

[David] No.

Please, turn around,

there's something that
I have to say to you

and I'd rather not say this to
your back.

Care Bear, you and I
have a no secrets policy,

a policy that I broke.

So in the spirit of full
disclosure,

there's something else
that I need to tell you.

David, you are my partner,
my ally, and my best friend,

and if I've made you doubt
my feelings, I am so sorry.

And I know that you're upset
with me right now, but...

What are you doing?

I love you so much.

Will you be my husband?

If you're doing this out of
guilt--

No, no.

No, this is about us.

Will you marry me?

Of course I will, Ivan.

[crowd cheers]

[Erica] Okay.

What are we gonna do?

Well, we need to weigh
the pros and cons here.

[Erica] Mm-hm.

We publish the book.

It potentially becomes a huge
success.

It launches our company.

We compete with the big players.

We're successful.

If no one finds out the truth.

That's a big if.

Or we kill it.

We put 50/50 in jeopardy.

We lose everything that we've
invested.

We become the laughingstock
of the industry.

But we maintain our integrity.

Hm.

I'm tough.

I'm a hard-ass.

I've doled out my share of
nervous breakdowns in my career.

[Erica] Mm.

But the one thing I
have never done is lie.

It's like a point of honor for
me,

one that is seriously
being challenged right now.

I know.

Okay.

If there is no real answer
and no real solution,

then maybe we need to
redefine the question.

To what?

To what are we willing to lose?

♪ Wake up in the morning
with my head on straight ♪

-♪ So hard to wait for rain
-Yes?

♪ 'Cause you're there for me,
honey ♪

-♪ You're there for me, honey
-Yes.

♪ You're there for me, honey

♪ It's been so hard

♪ It's so hard

♪ Ba da ba, ba ba

♪ Ba da ba, ba ba