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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Good morning, guys.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Hi, guys.
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Anybody seen the waiter?
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I've seen him.
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How'd the presentation go?
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Perfect.
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Your husband's hard work really paid off.
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He had a meeting out of his hand.
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Yeah, it actually gave us some comp tickets.
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Tickets for what?
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Some historical western town or something.
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A fully restored western town from the late
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1800s.
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It's about 20 miles from here.
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Great.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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What time do we leave?
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Tom and I are going to be in
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the conference all day long.
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You girls are going to have to go
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on your own.
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Well, that's okay, honey.
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I understand.
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Great.
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Then you two go do the western town
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and we'll meet up later for dinner.
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You could just order room service.
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Ladies, welcome to the Pecos Gulch.
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Once the site of the meanest, wildest, roughest
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wild west towns there ever was.
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Yippee.
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I'll be waiting here for you.
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Feel free to mosey about at your leisure.
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Take all the pictures that you want.
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Some tour.
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So what, they drop you in the middle
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of nowhere, tell you not to leave until
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you buy some stuff?
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This sucks.
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No, it doesn't.
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Yes, it does.
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I am desirable.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I'm pathetic.
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Grace is right.
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I wish I could just disappear.
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Jen, I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you see that?
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See what?
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The mirror.
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Yeah, I see it.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, no.
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What?
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I'm stuck.
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Huts, compliments, wild west tours.
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Ladies.
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Whoa.
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What in the hell was that?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it was part of the tour.
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Yeah, it's all done with mirrors.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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No.
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No.
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Whoa.
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Popular place all of a sudden.
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Let's just get back to the hotel ASAP.
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Grace.
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Where could he have gone?
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Oh.
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Oh, dear.
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All right, Otto, what the hell is going
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on?
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Who's Otto?
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Look, you little space case.
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I think you are carrying this wild west
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shit just a little too far, okay?
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We really want to get out of here.
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Where's the Cherokee?
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She's Navajo.
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I've been wondering the same thing my own
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damn self.
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Well, well, if you girls aren't here early.
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You were expecting us?
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Of course I was, darling.
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I don't get any of this.
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It's like some Alice in the Looking Glass
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nightmare.
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Well, there's got to be some way out
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of here.
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Another mirror?
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Maybe.
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Well, we better find it.
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Okay.
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Okay, but if we're going to go door
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to door asking folks if we can walk
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through their mirror, I think we ought to
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look as inconspicuous as possible.
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Great.
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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Stay out of trouble.
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Let's just mingle and be friendly, okay?
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How friendly?
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Oh my God!
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There's your husband, Howard.
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I knew he was behind this.
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All right, you little puke.
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What the hell is going on?
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Whoa now, missy.
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What got your dander up?
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Sheriff Bard.
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This is one of my new girls, Grace.
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She's feisty.
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I like that.
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Are you?
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Now go on, Grace.
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Don't bother the sheriff.
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Oh no, she's no bother at all.
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I don't even...
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I thought we were going to stay out
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of trouble.
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Figures that Howard would be the sheriff.
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He's such an authoritarian prick.
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That's not Howard.
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And I don't understand how or why, but
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somehow we were dropped smack dab into the
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middle of the Old West.
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We've got to remember that.
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Well, maybe it's Howard's great-great-great-great
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-grandfather.
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So I'll stay away from the guy that
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looks like my husband if you'll stay away
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from the guy that looks like yours.
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What?
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Take a look.
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Oh my God!
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Say that again.
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I thought you was forgetting all about me
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tonight, Sheriff Bard.
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Now, Evie, you know I wouldn't do that.
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You was looking all over that new girl.
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You're the only girl for me, sweetheart.
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Well then, should Daphne skedaddle?
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Let's not be too hasty.
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Well, I know for sure that Sheriff isn't
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Howard.
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Howard never did it to me like that.
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You watched?
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I was just...
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Oh my god, it is like I watched
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my husband cheat on me.
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But you cheat on him all the time.
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I know, I know.
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Isn't that weird?
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Okay, let's just split up.
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I think we can cover more ground that
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way.
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And if you find a mirror that you
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can walk through, just holler.
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So, this is the law and order center
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of town, huh?
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Good afternoon, ma'am.
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Afternoon.
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What can I do for you today?
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You wouldn't happen to have a mirror around
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here, would you?
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Well, you don't need no mirror.
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You're about the prettiest little filly that's come
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by these parts in a long time.
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I'm flattered.
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So, you're a bit of an adventurer.
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Well, I'm a bit of an adventurer.
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I wouldn't say that, you know, I'm just...
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I'm just kind of following my calling.
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And there's no Mrs. reference?
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I can't...
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I mean, I have work to do and...
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I couldn't ask anyone to share in these
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hardships.
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But what if someone came along?
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I mean...
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There's nothing wrong with having a little fun,
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is there?
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And by fun, you mean...
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Whatever floats your boat.
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Well, that is interesting.
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I didn't mean to embarrass you.
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No, you know...
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