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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Good morning, guys.

Good morning, ladies.

Hi, guys.

Anybody seen the waiter?

I've seen him.

How'd the presentation go?

Perfect.

Your husband's hard work really paid off.

He had a meeting out of his hand.

Yeah, it actually gave us some comp tickets.

Tickets for what?

Some historical western town or something.

A fully restored western town from the late

1800s.

It's about 20 miles from here.

Great.

Well, that sounds like fun.

What time do we leave?

I'm sorry, honey.

Tom and I are going to be in

the conference all day long.

You girls are going to have to go

on your own.

Well, that's okay, honey.

I understand.

Great.

Then you two go do the western town

and we'll meet up later for dinner.

You could just order room service.

Ladies, welcome to the Pecos Gulch.

Once the site of the meanest, wildest, roughest

wild west towns there ever was.

Yippee.

I'll be waiting here for you.

Feel free to mosey about at your leisure.

Take all the pictures that you want.

Some tour.

So what, they drop you in the middle

of nowhere, tell you not to leave until

you buy some stuff?

This sucks.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

I am desirable.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'm pathetic.

Grace is right.

I wish I could just disappear.

Jen, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Did you see that?

See what?

The mirror.

Yeah, I see it.

Are you okay?

Oh, no.

What?

I'm stuck.

Huts, compliments, wild west tours.

Ladies.

Whoa.

What in the hell was that?

I don't know.

Maybe it was part of the tour.

Yeah, it's all done with mirrors.

Let's get the hell out of here.

No.

No.

Whoa.

Popular place all of a sudden.

Let's just get back to the hotel ASAP.

Grace.

Where could he have gone?

Oh.

Oh, dear.

All right, Otto, what the hell is going

on?

Who's Otto?

Look, you little space case.

I think you are carrying this wild west

shit just a little too far, okay?

We really want to get out of here.

Where's the Cherokee?

She's Navajo.

I've been wondering the same thing my own

damn self.

Well, well, if you girls aren't here early.

You were expecting us?

Of course I was, darling.

I don't get any of this.

It's like some Alice in the Looking Glass

nightmare.

Well, there's got to be some way out

of here.

Another mirror?

Maybe.

Well, we better find it.

Okay.

Okay, but if we're going to go door

to door asking folks if we can walk

through their mirror, I think we ought to

look as inconspicuous as possible.

Great.

Now what are we supposed to do?

Stay out of trouble.

Let's just mingle and be friendly, okay?

How friendly?

Oh my God!

There's your husband, Howard.

I knew he was behind this.

All right, you little puke.

What the hell is going on?

Whoa now, missy.

What got your dander up?

Sheriff Bard.

This is one of my new girls, Grace.

She's feisty.

I like that.

Are you?

Now go on, Grace.

Don't bother the sheriff.

Oh no, she's no bother at all.

I don't even...

I thought we were going to stay out

of trouble.

Figures that Howard would be the sheriff.

He's such an authoritarian prick.

That's not Howard.

And I don't understand how or why, but

somehow we were dropped smack dab into the

middle of the Old West.

We've got to remember that.

Well, maybe it's Howard's great-great-great-great

-grandfather.

So I'll stay away from the guy that

looks like my husband if you'll stay away

from the guy that looks like yours.

What?

Take a look.

Oh my God!

Say that again.

I thought you was forgetting all about me

tonight, Sheriff Bard.

Now, Evie, you know I wouldn't do that.

You was looking all over that new girl.

You're the only girl for me, sweetheart.

Well then, should Daphne skedaddle?

Let's not be too hasty.

Well, I know for sure that Sheriff isn't

Howard.

Howard never did it to me like that.

You watched?

I was just...

Oh my god, it is like I watched

my husband cheat on me.

But you cheat on him all the time.

I know, I know.

Isn't that weird?

Okay, let's just split up.

I think we can cover more ground that

way.

And if you find a mirror that you

can walk through, just holler.

So, this is the law and order center

of town, huh?

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Afternoon.

What can I do for you today?

You wouldn't happen to have a mirror around

here, would you?

Well, you don't need no mirror.

You're about the prettiest little filly that's come

by these parts in a long time.

I'm flattered.

So, you're a bit of an adventurer.

Well, I'm a bit of an adventurer.

I wouldn't say that, you know, I'm just...

I'm just kind of following my calling.

And there's no Mrs. reference?

I can't...

I mean, I have work to do and...

I couldn't ask anyone to share in these

hardships.

But what if someone came along?

I mean...

There's nothing wrong with having a little fun,

is there?

And by fun, you mean...

Whatever floats your boat.

Well, that is interesting.

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

No, you know...