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DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON: If you smell...

What The Rock is cooking!

JERRY LAWLER: Oh, my God!

(ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

JIM ROSS: Title's on the line here.

JERRY: He's going to the top!

He wants to finish The Rock off!

JIM: Oh, no!

JERRY: Wait a minute! JIM: The Rock has done it!

- (BELL RINGS) - JIM: The Rock has done it!

YOUNG ZAK: The Rock is back and on top of the mountain!

- (CHANTING) Yes! Yes! - CROWD: (CHANTING) Rocky!

(CHANTING) Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

Paige!

I'm watching that!

I wanna watch Charmed.

- No! Give me the remote! - No!

(GRUNTING) Give it to me!

- Get off, Zak! Get off! - Come on! Give it here!

Zak! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?

If you really wanna choke her out,

interlock the fingers.

- Yeah. - Now pull it tight.

- (ZAK GRUNTS) - Oh, yeah!

Now she's in trouble. You feel it?

- You feel it cut... - What is going on?

- He's choking me! - (GRUNTING)

What're you gonna do about it?

- (YOUNG ZAK GROANS) - RICKY: Well, hello. Whoa!

- Yeah, yeah, nice. - That's my girl.

Hey, Saraya.

You don't have to look pretty today, princess.

Yeah, but she's not just pretty on the outside, is she?

In there is a heart of gold. Do anything for anyone.

What are you two dickheads after?

Babe, I am a girl down

- for the under-18s match. - No.

I don't wanna be a wrestler.

You would love the buzz, darling.

It's like coke, crack, heroin combined.

Have you done coke, crack, and heroin?

Not combined.

Darling, if I have to give refunds,

I am buggered six ways to Sunday.

I need you to do this for your family.

Do you understand that?

No, Dad, I can't wrestle some random girl.

- I'll screw it up. - What if you're wrestling me?

- (CROWD CHEERING) - (GRUNTING)

- MAN: Let's go! - (PANTING)

- (BELL RINGS) - (CHEERING)

I can't do this, Zak.

It's like a dance, just follow me.

Okay.

(ZAK GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Come on!

Yeah!

Come on, princess!

JULIA: Come on, darling.

Come on, girl! You can do it!

(GRUNTING)

- Come on! - Come on!

(CROWD CHEERING)

(YELLING)

(WHISTLING)

(PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES)

JULIA: Come on, you muppets!

Shut up! Sit down!

(CROWD BOOING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CHEERING)

- Hey. - (YELLS)

(SARAYA GROANING)

Quick, her hair!

Shut up!

Hey, don't you come in! Don't you come in!

- I'm coming in! - I'll disqualify you!

(GROANS)

Get off her throat! Get off her throat now!

Come on!

(CHEERING)

(ZAK YELLING)

All right, I'm gettin' in! I'm gettin' in!

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

- Britani! Britani! - Come on!

(YELLS)

Britani! Britani!

CROWD: (CHANTING) Britani! Britani!

- Don't you dare! - Oh, I will!

(CROWD CHEERING)

CROWD: (CHANTING) Zak attack! Zak attack!

Zak attack! Zak attack!

Zak attack!

No! No!

Anything but this!

(YELLS)

(JULIA GROANS)

REFEREE: One!

Two!

- Three! That's it! - (BELL RINGS)

ZAK: Come on!

The winners, Zak Zodiac and Britani!

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CHUCKLES)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SARAYA GRUNTS)

That's disgusting, Zak!

- It's Dad's, it's not mine! - Oh, for God's sake!

I'm gonna pound on you, I swear to God!

Two...

SECRETARY: (ON PHONE) World Wrestling Entertainment,

Hutch Morgan's office.

Hello, my darling. It's Ricky Knight calling again.

- Ricky... - Ricky Knight.

I'm calling from the World Association of Wrestling

out of Norwich.

Where?

ZAK AND RICKY: Norwich.

It's the mustard capital of England.

You've heard of England, innit ya?

You hit Greenland and take a right.

(SARAYA CHUCKLES)

What's this regarding, sir?

I sent Mr. Morgan a tape of my kids...

- Zak Zodiac and Britani. - Hello!

Yeah, well, in the ring, I'm Britani...

and out of the ring, I'm Saraya.

That's 'cause in the ring, I'm Saraya.

You might've heard of me, Sweet Saraya Knight?

You still there, love?

I am. Mr. Morgan will contact you if necessary.

Thanks for calling WWE.

Do you know if he watched the tape?

- She hung up! - I don't know.

What a dick!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

SARAYA: Wrestling! HANNAH: Wrestling?

SARAYA: You wanna come to wrestling?

HANNAH: Wrestling tonight!

SARAYA: Hey! I'm wrestling tonight.

HANNAH: Do you wanna come to wrestling tonight?

No.

Wrestling? No? Okay.

Excuse me. Do you wanna see the wrestling? Live wrestling?

I'm fighting tonight. Do you wanna come watch?

HANNAH: Live wrestling?

ELLIE: Excuse me! Live wrestling?

(CHUCKLING)

(VAN HORN HONKS)

Come on!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Shit!

I ain't got nothing!

Why'd you run, then?

You said I needed to do more cardio.

That's not mine.

What's the plan, Ez, huh?

You wanna deal? Or do you wanna wrestle?

I wanna wrestle.

Then cut this crap out, mate,

or I'm done with you. Okay?

Oh, don't throw that!

That's the same shit Rihanna smokes.

Wrestling? Live wrestling?

Live wrestling!

Excuse me.

Have you ever been to see live wrestling?

No.

Well, can I ask why not?

Because I'm not a child. Or a moron.

(GIRLS CHUCKLE)

You should come.

Yeah, you should see her. She's really good.

But she's a girl.

Oh, God, is she not?

No, I am.

Is this, like, your costume?

No, this is me.

Wow.

Oh, wait, I know you.

You're from that weird family, aren't you?

We're not weird.

Yeah, her brother was on the news.

Didn't he do something mental?

- Isn't he in jail? - (CLEARS THROAT)

You should come tonight. It'll be really fun.

We don't like wrestling.

How do you know if you've never been?

I've never had rectal bleeding before,

but I'm pretty sure I'm not a fan of that.

- (GIRLS CHUCKLING) - How about I shove her head

up your arse, and then we can find out?

Freak!

Doors open at 7:00!

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hey, Zak.

ALL: (SINGING) Bring your daughter to the slaughter

Let her go Let her go

Let her go

(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

ZAK: Let's go, Cal! Come on!

All right, just follow the music.

Here, come here.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

ZAK: Thing of beauty. Right, Sunny, let's go.

Lock up.

Full nelson. Break.

Snapmare. Lovely stuff.

Okay. Mitchie.

Lock up. Full nelson.

Break. Snapmare.

Nice, mate, nice!

Right, Ez, come on, let's do this.

Lock up.

Full Nelson.

Break.

Ez, have you got a stiffy?

- It's not my fault! - (GROANS)

- (ALL GROANING) - It does what it wants!

Yeah, well, tell it not to.

- Just pretend it's not there. - No!

All right, Ez, 50 press-ups now, mate.

What, for having a stiffy?

No, for getting turned on by my sister.

- How desperate are you, mate? - Oh, shut up!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

ALL: (COUNTING) One, two...

- Till it's gone! - Three, four, five, six...

- Another stiffy? - KIDS: Yeah!

Seven, eight, nine, ten!

Hello, love. All right.

UNION JACK: All right, J.

Understood. Let me ask him, mate. Hang on.

Listen, Glen wants to know if you'll take one of these...

- in the face. - (SIGHS)

I don't know. What's it like?

(GROANS)

Fine.

- Yeah? Stings, innit? - (SNIFFLES)

All right.

Glen? Hello, mate. Yeah, he'll do it.

(CHUCKLES) What?

Seriously?

Hang on, Glen. (SIGHS)

Glen wants to know if, uh...

If you'll do one of these... (STRAINING)

(SIGHS)

In the willy.

Ricky, you kidding me, mate?

- RICKY: Breathe in. - All right.

When you release it,

- I'll pop it in. - All right.

- Ready? - All right.

RICKY: On three.

One.

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

It's a unique sensation.

You all right?

- Don't touch me. - All right.

Hang on, Glen.

- Go on. Yeah. - Yeah?

Glen? Yeah,

he'll take a bowling ball in the bollocks.

Ah! Sixty quid?

Glen, mate, you're killing me.

It's not gonna be worth him making the trip for that.

I don't wanna see that, right? I don't wanna see that.

Just a nice clean headlock,

straight into position. Understood?

- ALL: Yes, Coach! - Great, okay!

All right, Cal. You getting in then, mate?

Oh, no, thanks! I just come here for the smells.

You're a teenager and you're blind.

What else are you gonna do today? Listen to porn?

- (KIDS LAUGHING) - SARAYA: Calum!

ALL: (CHANTING) Calum! Calum! Calum!

(ALL CHEERING)

- There we go! - Yes, Calum!

All right, seriously, how's he gonna wrestle?

No idea.

What did we do last night, babe?

Four hundred.

Bloody hell.

If things don't pick up soon,

I'm gonna have to go back to thieving.

I don't care how desperate things get,

you're not going back to thieving.

You're not.

Zak can do it.

- Raya can go on the game. - (CHUCKLES)

We're gonna be all right.

- ZAK: One, two... - Yeah.

...three and turn.

ALL: One, two, three and turn.

Oh, can me and Courtney have a word?

- Yeah. Sure. - Great.

(INAUDIBLE)

ZAK: I'm not asking us to bow and scrape or nothing.

I'm just saying...

Courtney's parents are a bit...

- You know, what's the word? - Posh?

Classy!

Her dad's teetotal.

So am I.

Yeah, but he's teetotal out of choice, Dad.

Not 'cause he's an alcoholic.

La-di-da.

You want us to make a good impression.

- Yes. - Yeah?

- A good impression how? - Well, can he put a shirt on?

A shirt on? How bloody posh are they?

ZAK: That's another thing.

Courtney's dad, he don't swear apparently.

So, let's just keep the effing and jeffing

down to a minimum, please.

Oh, unbelievable! Who is her dad?

The Archbishop of shitting...

Kent?

What did I just say?

Raya, help me out.

Look, he wants to make a good impression...

because Courtney's great, and he loves her...

and he respects her...

And he got her up the duff.

I didn't get her up the duff.

It's known as an unplanned pregnancy.

All pregnancies are unplanned, son.

Whatever happens tonight...

it will never be as bad as when you went on in

King's Lynn wearing his shorts.

Oh, yeah, your little willy fell out. (LAUGHS)

Little? Why would you say little?

Big enough to get Courtney up the duff.

Ugh. That is gross.

Look, for Courtney's sake...

let's all just try and act a little bit normal.

- All right. - Okay.

Dad?

Yes, I will behave.

Thank you.

May I just say my husband and I are delighted

to finally make your acquaintance.

Absolutely, and likewise.

Courtney tells us that you're all, uh, wrestlers.

- Yeah, whole family. - Yup. Yes, we are.

Whole family of wrestlers.

And our half-brother, Roy.

So, what sort of people enjoy wrestling?

That's a good question.

I mean, it's all fake anyway, isn't it?

Come again?

It's not fake, it's fixed.

Yeah, if it was fake, would I have broken

half the parts of my body deaf?

His left leg bends both ways.

Well, that's nothing. You should see his cock.

(GULPS)

Mum.

Sorry.

Penis, you should see his penis.

Have you got another question or...

I can, yes.

How did you get into wrestling?

It's quite a romantic story.

We like romantic stories, so...

JULIA: Oh, right, well, you'll like this one.

Well, when I met Rick, I was thinking of killing meself.

Pills.

I was homeless, abused, living on the street, you know.

Yep.

I myself had done eight years in prison.

Prison?

What was that for?

- Mainly violence. - Mainly violence, yeah.

Bit of armed robbery. You know?

JULIA: Anyway, I came back to the flat one night,

and there was, uh, guns...

money on the table, everything.

- Sorry, there was guns and... - JULIA: Money.

- Guns and money, right. - Yeah.

Done a job, hadn't you?

And I looked at him...

The look said, essentially...

"Ricky, turn your back on crime.

Otherwise, I'm gonna turn my back on you."

- And he did. - That's what I did.

Never looked back.

Some people find religion, but wrestling...

We found wrestling, didn't we? It was our salvation.

We found each other and all.

Yeah.

(RICKY SIGHS HEAVILY)

It's a tale as old as time itself, babe.

Hmm.

HUGH: Oh.

ZAK: Mum.

Not this now, please.

(PHONE RINGING)

SARAYA: I'll get it.

Hello?

Can I put you on speaker for a second?

Yeah, hang on.

- Who is it? - I don't know.

- Go ahead. - Am I speaking to Zak

- and Britani? - Yeah.

My name is Hutch Morgan. I'm calling from WWE.

We were very impressed by your tape.

In April, we're bringing SmackDown to the O2 in London.

And we'd like both of you to come down and try out for us.

Hello?

They'd be very happy to accept.

Good. And we already have a Britani,

so just think of an alternative name.

Yeah, sure, okay.

Thank you so much!

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much, sir.

(ALL WHOOPING)

JULIA: Oh, my God!

WWE!

- Oh, my God! - (YELLS)

Zak, they want us!

I told you, I told you! It was a given.

- (JULIA WHOOPS) - (GASPS)

Sorry, what is the WWE?

(SILVERWARE CLATTERS)

Say what?

GORILLA MONSOON: He is

the greatest professional athlete in the world today!

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

THE ROCK: Turn it sideways

and stick it straight up your candy ass!

JIM: That is extraordinary flexibility

from that young lady.

Austin, face first...

JERRY: Never seen a reaction to anybody

like this since the Beatles!

JOHN CENA: Because the champ is here!

ZAK: For a wrestler,

it don't get bigger than the WWE.

And to be WWE champion...

- Oh... - It's the pinnacle. Okay?

It's something that we have wished for

since we first stepped in the ring.

And Zak's got it all worked out.

We'd get a big villa in Florida.

ZAK: With a nursery, of course.

Nice big playroom, swimming pool.

I'll live next door, so I can babysit whenever.

And when they come back as Superstars,

we'll have full houses every night.

We'll be shifting a ton of merchandise.

You should buy shares in this.

- (CHUCKLES) - No, seriously.

I've got the paperwork here, if you wanna have a gander.

Dad, not now.

All right.

Do you think you're likely to get in?

RICKY: Will he get in?

I've been training this one

since before he had fur on his bollocks. (CHUCKLES)

Sorry, love, ball bag.

You should see Raya in the ring.

She's like a beautiful ballet dancer.

The biggest thrill I get is when people say,

"She reminds me of you."

These tryouts, are they very taxing?

RICKY: Oh, yeah.

It's like The Hunger Games, you know.

My other boy, Roy...

he did it a few years ago, actually.

So he's in America now?

No, no. He's, um...

He's in prison.

When Roy didn't get signed, he didn't take it too well.

He started drinking, picking fights.

He threw a chunk of tarmac at a bloke's head

and put him in a coma.

Look. Zak's not Roy.

And he's gonna make you and Courtney

the most proud people in the world.

I know this 'cause he's my brother.

You can trust me.

(PANTING)

My name's Zak Zodiac.

When I was three years old...

I could name every WWE wrestler

just by looking at his boots.

Zak Zodiac.

Every wrestler just by looking at his boots.

When I was three years old, I could name...

You all right?

All right. What's wrong?

I know when you're lying.

This is our shot, Zak.

I know.

But what if I screw up?

You won't.

Come on. You're gonna smash it tomorrow.

How do you know?

Because you're a Knight.

Wrestling's in your blood.

That's not good. That makes it sound like hepatitis.

Yeah, it is.

- We're riddled with wrestling. - (LAUGHS)

And there's no cure.

Okay?

Okay.

Tryouts that way? We're here for the tryout.

- We're here for the tryouts. - Yeah. Yeah, that way.

Great.

Sorry. We're here for the tryouts. Tryouts that way?

- They're downstairs. - Great. Thank you.

(WHISTLES)

Whoa!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(WRESTLERS GRUNTING)

ZAK: So cool. Can you imagine it?

20,000 people just shouting your name.

Zodiac! Zodiac! Zodiac! Just insane.

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (CHUCKLES)

ALL: Whoa!

- THE ROCK: Sorry about that. - Sorry, mate.

Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.

(LAUGHS) That's a good pick-up line.

- Zak Zodiac, mate. - What's up, Zak?

What an honor to meet you, mate.

- Oh, thanks, Zak. - Yeah,

- yeah, Zak, Zak. Yeah. - Cool.

- This is my sister, Saraya. - We're huge fans.

- Thank you so much. - Since we were kids.

Yeah, we've been fans since you had hair.

Oh, thank you. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, it's a choice. A damn good one, too.

- Yeah, no, it looks good. - It looks great, fantastic.

See you guys.

Rock, Rock, Rock!

Yo.

What's happening? Are you getting back in the ring?

- You wrestling again? - Uh, no. No, no, no.

I'm just shooting a movie here in London...

and I'm gonna surprise the crowd tonight.

Gonna electrify. Don't tell anybody.

- No, no. - No.

All right, see you guys.

- Rock, Rock, Rock! - Hey.

We're wrestlers as well, actually.

SARAYA: We're actually doing the tryouts today.

Oh, cool.

Our whole family wrestle.

WAW, up in Norwich.

You've probably heard of it.

Uh, no.

No?

Actually, whilst you're here...

He should come to one of our shows!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

SARAYA: We could get you tickets...

Half-price, probably.

Half-price?

I'll text Mango Pete, get him on the list.

- Yeah, yeah. - Do you need a plus-one?

Uh, that's awesome. Thank you for the invite.

I don't think I'll be able to make it, though.

Good luck with your tryout. Okay.

- Thanks. - Thanks, mate.

Rock, Rock, Rock!

Yes, Zak.

What advice would you give us? If we wanna...

Win over the crowd.

ZAK: Win over the crowd. If we wanna...

If we wanna be the next you.

- What are your names again? - My name is...

It doesn't matter what your names are!

You walk around here interrupting The Rock.

You, like you haven't seen the sun in 20 years!

You, like you just stepped out of Oliver Twist!

Please, sir, may I have some more advice, sir?

You want some advice?

Here's The Rock's advice! Shut your mouth!

What you want! What you want! How about what The Rock wants?

The Rock wants you to go out there, take no prisoners,

have no regrets, have no fear!

Lay it all out on the line!

Because if you don't do that...

The Rock is gonna find your friend Mary Poppins.

He's gonna take her umbrella.

Yeah, he's gonna shine it up real nice.

He's gonna turn that sumbitch sideways

and stick it straight up your candy asses!

There's your advice!

Straight out of the Jabroni-beating,

pie-eating, trailblazing, eyebrow-raising...

entertaining the globe, never hotter...

talking to two rejects from Harry Potter!

So that's how you win over the crowd.

- Yeah. - (BOTH CHUCKLING)

Even though this crazy wrestling world

is a fictionalized world...

The fans know 1,000% if you're not being real.

All right? That guy just now, that was The Rock.

The Rock is me. Dwayne Johnson...

Just with the volume turned way up,

the treble adjusted, the bass.

Same guy.

So don't worry about being the next me.

Be the first you.

HUTCH: Hey! Are you two here for the tryouts?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

You can't just hang out with The Rock.

What are you, Make-A-Wish kids?

Let's go!

Better go.

- Thanks, mate! - Yeah!

- Thanks, Dwayne! - You got it!

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

- (EXHALES) - That was The Rock!

Insane, insane. Come on, let's go.

To be a WWE Superstar, you have to have two things.

Number one, you gotta have the skills

and number two, you have to have the spark.

Now, skills, that's obvious, right?

You gotta be able to wrestle.

The spark, well...

That's the magic dust.

It's what the audience falls in love with.

It's why they buy your poster.

It's why they come back every week.

It's why they chant your name.

It's why they buy

a six-inch action figure of you.

Do you see yourself as a six-inch action figure?

Yeah. Yes, I do. I see myself as WWE Champion.

Ding, ding, ding! Bingo, guys!

That's exactly right. That's called a great attitude.

And that's a big plate of yes.

That is one of the biggest requirements

that you have to have to be a WWE Superstar.

And you don't have any of the other things.

But the attitude's the one thing you're in control over

and the attitude's the one thing that you have.

Name.

Zak Zodiac.

Sounds a little bit like a dancer at a male strip club.

Why do you wanna wrestle?

I wanna be a wrestler because since I was three years old...

I could name every single WWE wrestler

just by looking at their boots.

And I've wanted to be one ever since.

I'm passionate, I'm determined...

And I'm the toughest bastard in any room...

Including this one.

Oh, probably shouldn't swear,

not when there's ladies present.

Sorry, miss. Sorry about that.

Miss, what's your name?

Saraya. No, sorry, Britani.

Do you not remember your name?

No, I do. It's just they asked me to change it.

Do you remember what you changed it to?

- Yeah. - Okay, that's good.

What is it?

Uh, Paige.

As a wrestling name, Paige?

Yeah.

Paige feels a little more like she might work

at the perfume counter at the mall...

Like, "Do you want a free sample?"

No, Paige is the name of a witch

from a TV show that I like.

So you liked the name off the show and then you took it?

Yeah.

Nobody's gonna pay to watch

a timid little British girl wrestle.

Yeah, well, not all British girls are timid.

Just like not all Americans are arrogant wankers.

Just saying.

Why do you wanna wrestle, Paige?

Been wrestling since I was 13. My whole family wrestles.

But why do you wanna wrestle?

Been wrestling since I was 13. My whole family wrestles.

But why do you wanna wrestle?

Um...

It's an escape, isn't it?

From the real world.

And when I'm in that ring with my family,

working together, flowing together...

It feels like the world just disappears.

And I sort of feel like I belong somewhere.

She showed us her heart.

And I wanna vomit.

You, who got you dressed?

The whole thing was your thing?

- That's your salad? - Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you mixed up in a bowl?

- Yeah, I like it. - Okay.

Do you know what a push-up is?

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Come on, guys. Pace, pace, pace!

Who knew? A leopard in sheikh's clothing.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Cupid's Arrow!

(YELLING AND GRUNTING)

You need to play everything out more, all right?

Sell your snaps harder, okay? Shot, kick, bulldog.

- Ready? - Yeah, good one.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

- (GRUNTS) - (GROANING)

(SARAYA COUGHS)

Nice finisher. Is that your move?

Yeah, Zak Attack.

(GROANS)

You dick.

HUTCH: Give yourselves a big hand, everybody.

That was a tremendous amount of energy and effort...

and I want to thank all of you for that.

It takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there

and I respect that.

If I call your name, please step forward.

That means you will be coming with me to Florida,

where you will join NXT Developmental.

At which point, we will assess

whether or not you get to go on to the WWE.

If I do not call your name,

then this is the end of the line for you.

Paige.

Thank you all very much.

Well done.

This isn't right.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Raya.

SARAYA: You have to take my brother.

Excuse me?

No one deserves this more than Zak. Why didn't you pick him?

99% of the people don't get picked.

He was running rings around those other guys!

We're not looking for ring runners.

No, wait. You have to explain why you didn't pick him!

I don't have to explain anything.

I wish you the best, son.

But this is the end of the line for you.

If he's not going, neither am I.

- Raya, don't be stupid, okay? - Is that a threat?

- Yes. - No.

You know, thousands of people

apply for this opportunity every week.

Now, I'm gonna give you ten seconds

to let me know that you want it.

Not without Zak.

Coach, she wants this. Don't listen to her.

Raya, let's just leave it. Come on!

Five.

Raya.

HUTCH: Four.

You're not just doing this for you, Raya, are you?

You're doing it for the family.

Three.

- Two. - Yeah, okay, I want this.

See you in Florida.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(DOOR OPENS)

Well?

They didn't take me.

But...

my little sister just became

the first 18-year-old English girl,

to be signed by the WWE!

(ALL CHEERING)

Champagne!

Ez, oi, go down to the corner shop,

nick a bottle of champagne. Go on.

This is so exciting!

- RICKY: You all right? - Oh, yeah, of course. Fine.

MAN: Well done, Raya.

Attaboy.

(LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(SIGHS)

- (CHUCKLES) - ZAK: Suits you, that.

Remember when we made these?

Yeah, of course.

Take your bag down, yeah?

Yeah, please. Thanks.

Come on. Chop-chop. In the van.

I'm not gonna be able to make it to the airport.

What're you talking about?

Just got some things I need to do.

Your sister's going to America.

Yeah, I know. Just can't get out of it.

It's fine. If he's busy.

All right.

Sorry, I just got things to do.

I get it. It's cool.

(INHALES SHARPLY)

All right, well then...

Good luck with it all.

Good luck with the baby.

Yeah, yeah. Cheers.

Okay.

ZAK: Don't cry.

Huh?

At the airport. You know what Mum's like.

If you're crying, she'll start crying

and then you're not gonna wanna go, are you?

So just put your hood up, don't look back.

(ENGINE STARTS)

Okay.

(VAN DOOR CLOSES)

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

(CRYING) Oh, God.

Come on. You're all right. Be strong.

(CRYING)

I really wish Zak was coming with me.

Yeah, we all do, love.

Can you take care of him?

He'll be all right.

He's the tough one of the family.

When I was living on the streets, I didn't think...

I'd be lucky enough to have kids.

Let alone one with the talent to get bloody rich and famous.

You go get it, baby, okay. You're amazing.

You're absolutely amazing.

You're gonna be a star, babe.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

- Go on. - JULIA: Don't go.

- I love you. I love you. - Proud of you, babe.

FRIENDS: Bye, Raya.

Love you, Ray.

(ALL BIDDING FAREWELL)

RICKY: Love you, babe. I love you, princess.

JULIA: We're proud of you, darling.

RICKY: Come on, babe.

JULIA: Love you! We're gonna miss you!

You're gonna be amazing.

(INDISTINCT)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

MADISON: Hey.

Hey.

- NXT? - SARAYA: Uh, yeah, hi.

- Us, too. How's it going? - Good.

I'm all right. Long flight. Tired. Hi.

- Oh, I'm Kirsten. - Hi.

- Hi, I'm Jeri-Lynn. Hi. - Oh. Hi.

- Hey, I'm Madison. - Hi. I'm Saraya.

No, Britani. Wait, Paige.

I love your accent.

You sound like a Nazi in a movie.

Oh, thank you.

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Thank you.

(IN NORMAL ACCENT) I love that. Say something else.

Like what?

Uh, anything. Here. Read something.

Okay.

Uh...

"The sudden fire claimed the lives of five orphans."

I love it.

"The charred remains of the children

could only be identified from dental records."

- So sexy, right? - MADISON: So sexy.

I am so jealous of you right now.

Thank you.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

Welcome.

Well, this is where we assess you...

and see whether or not you get to go on to WWE.

Look to your left. To your right.

Before you leave Orlando,

at least one of you will be a stripper.

How many of you wanna be on the WWE main roster?

ALL: Yes, Coach!

Would you like to be WWE World Champion?

ALL: Yes, Coach!

What I'm determined to find out is,

do you want it bad enough...

to push your ass past what you think

you're physically capable of?

ALL: Yes, Coach!

There's two ways out.

Either I cut you, or you ask for the horn.

Because you know

that you got yourself in over your head.

All you gotta do is squeeze it, makes it all stop.

- Would you like the horn? - No, Coach!

- You. - No, Coach.

- Anybody want the horn? - ALL: No, Coach!

Good! Welcome to the suck. Let's have some fun.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

HUTCH: Go!

Set!

Keep moving, guys. Keep moving.

Down!

Up!

Down!

Bump! And again!

- Squeeze the horn and go home! - ALL: No, Coach!

- Squeeze the horn! - No!

(KIDS LAUGHING)

(SINGING) I ain't goin' back Till the bottle runs dry

I ain't goin' back

Till the car gets high I ain't goin' back

HUTCH: If I do shake your hand,

that means this is the end of the line for you.

Thank you for your time.

I'll see the rest of you tomorrow.

(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)

MAN: Barry's gone.

ZAK: Take the wrist.

Swing under and take the head.

Good. And again. Come on.

TRAINER: Push, push! Okay, dig deep!

(GRUNTING)

HUTCH: Get on your feet. Get on your feet.

Are we done here?

- (PANTING) - (HONKS)

All right, go to the locker room.

Come on, Paige. Push it, push it up.

What if you gotta do a belly-to-back suplex

and lift someone?

You can't lift them, you drop them

on their head. You'll break their neck.

You'll give me a shit-ton of paperwork.

I hate paperwork. I can barely write, Paige.

Push it!

- (SCREAMING) - (COURTNEY SCREAMING)

Keep going! Nice, big, long push, Courtney!

- Come on! Good girl. - (PANTING)

Come on!

- A nice, long, deep push. - (CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(BABY CRYING)

HUTCH: Good morning, wrestling nerds.

ALL: Good morning, Coach!

Welcome to promo class.

Now, as you all know, wrestling is storytelling.

It is soap opera in spandex.

Good versus evil. Babyface versus heel.

We do a lot of our storytelling

in the ring with wrestling...

but equally as important,

you must be able to storytell on the mic.

This is an essential part of being able

to get over with the fans.

This is your opportunity to let them know who you are.

Tell them what you're about.

The WWE can put you on the main roster...

but only the fans can keep you there.

Who wants to go first?

My name is Jeri-Lynn.

And I may look like the girl next door...

but underneath this is a firecracker.

And I am going to blow you...

- Excuse me? - ...out of the water!

My 10-year-old just

asked me some questions I don't wanna answer.

- Let's put it together. - Yeah.

- Let's keep it one. - Of course.

My name is Augustus Heights.

- Augustus? - Augustus Heights.

Are you a polo player?

- Uh, no. - Are you gonna

- come out in full polo garb? - No.

How did you come up with Augustus Heights?

It's my name.

- Is it really? - Yeah.

Okay, let's go again.

My name is Augustus Heights.

Are you a guy who's going to inherit a beer company?

- (ALL LAUGHING) - No.

HUTCH: Let's come up with a wrestling name.

Augustus Heights feels like a guy

who's gonna politely ask me for some butter.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

My name is Paige. And I am all the rage.

Girls wanna be me. Guys wanna get to know me.

May sound like bragging, but it ain't if it's true.

It ain't about the size of the dog in the fight...

it's about the size of the fight in the dog.

And this dog is about to bite hard!

I love it.

Yeah?

When I heard it 20 years ago.

Those are like lines you could get off a Dixie cup.

Well, people liked it in Norwich, so...

Yeah, but here they have cable,

and running water, and electricity...

and they would've heard their 5-year-old brother...

use it at a dinner table.

You go out and you take that

in front of a live crowd here...

it's like throwing a pork chop to a bunch of hyenas.

They're gonna chew you up.

You gotta find something that's specific to you.

Something that only you can say.

All right, let's go. Next.

My name is Nick Barnes.

For those of you who don't know me, let me fill you in.

- Where I come from... - (WHISPERING)

...you have to work hard to get what you want.

But what I see here is a bunch of lazy wannabe wrestlers.

- (GRUNTS) - (CROWD SHOUTING)

- MAN: I say, do it! - Do it? Yeah?

(CROWD CHEERING)

WRESTLER: All right.

(YELLS)

(GROANS)

- (WRESTLER SHOUTING) - (PANTING)

(PIN CLATTERS)

ON PHONE: Go for Hutch.

Hello, Mr. Morgan? It's Zak Zodiac calling again.

Just wanted to check up on the tape.

We reviewed your tape,

and we were all very impressed.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you.

That means a lot. Thank you.

But the, uh, answer is still no.

Could I speak to someone else, please, sir?

Someone higher up maybe.

I'm afraid not.

Sir, I don't think you understand. Um...

You see, this is my dream, this.

I do understand.

ZAK: No, no, you don't.

Look, I have a kid now, sir,

and I've made my girlfriend promises.

We're looking for something you don't have.

What's that, then?

Something extra.

- Something extra? - A spark.

I have that. I've got that in buckets, mate.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do. I do.

No, you don't.

And what? But my sister does?

Let it go, son.

Please, please don't do this. All right. Don't do this.

Let it go.

I can't. I can't let it go

because this is all I can do, right?

Then you'll have to find something else.

- Goodbye. - I...

(LINE DISCONNECTS)

Jesus...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

You're supposed to pull it,

not actually kick me in the ovaries.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Doesn't matter. Let's go again.

- (GROANS) - Oh, my...

I'm so sorry.

- What was that? - It was a mistake.

Yeah, no, I know wrestlers

that are paralyzed from mistakes.

Where did you wrestle before?

I didn't.

So, what did you do?

I was a model.

Okay, um...

Right. You need to look at me so I know when to move.

Okay.

(GROANS)

- Oh, my God! - Jesus!

What happened?

She slapped her. Like a for-real slap.

No. It was a receipt.

- Looked like a slap. - It's called a receipt.

You botch a move, you get a receipt.

- All right, apologize. - For what?

Receipts are important.

It teaches you not to make the same mistake twice.

We don't give receipts here. I said apologize.

Well, you should. They'd pick things up a lot quicker.

When I was learning,

I got loads of receipts from my brother.

This isn't some inbred, backyard wrestling unit.

This is the NXT.

We don't do the receipt stuff around here.

So, if I ask you to apologize

or do anything else, I expect you to do it.

I was just teaching her how to...

Paige, I just asked you to apologize!

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

All right. Get back at it.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

MADISON: You okay?

KIRSTEN: Yeah. You wanna switch up?

JERI-LYNN: Yeah, yeah, I'll switch in.

SARAYA: I miss you all so much.

I just lie awake, thinking about what you're all doing.

I haven't even met Caden yet!

You ain't missing much, just shitting and pissing.

JULIA: How's the training, love?

It's really hard.

RICKY: I mean, it's meant to be hard.

If it was easy, any poor bastard could do it.

JULIA: What's your competition like?

Hmm. All the other girls are gorgeous.

Yeah, they've probably been chosen

for their looks, unlike you.

- Thanks, Mum. - No, I don't mean that, do I?

I just mean that WWE,

they take on models and cheerleaders and girls

that just wanna get famous

jiggling their tits and their ass.

They don't have girls with wrestling experience like you.

You're gonna blow them out of the water.

Maybe. (CHUCKLES)

RICKY: Ever since we announced you'd been signed...

it has gone absolutely mental over here.

We are selling a ton of merchandise.

What merchandise?

(CHUCKLES)

Who's that?

- It's you, innit? - You.

Who's making them?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Are you running a sweatshop?

It is not a sweatshop!

Nah, in a sweatshop, you get paid.

All right, no more rice for you, huh?

Hey, babe...

number one best-selling item.

Ho-ho.

Signed picture.

But who's signing them?

Who do you think? I got RSI.

Yeah, but that is from wanking, not writing.

Wait. Guys, "Paige" should have an "I" in it.

Should it?

Puh, ah... Ah, yeah.

Yeah. It doesn't matter.

None of our fans can read anyway.

Listen, I had a brainwave about the Christmassacre.

Zak Zodiac versus the WWE's...

- Paige! - Paige!

I don't know, Dad. I'm not sure.

RICKY: You're gonna win.

The fans will love it.

What do you think, Zak?

Zak loves the idea! We sold a lot of tickets, babe.

Wait, you sold tickets? Without telling me?

We're telling you now.

Look at that. Look at that! That's all you.

You should be proud.

You're doing that for your family.

Now, imagine you get on the main roster. Huh?

We'll make millions!

What if I don't get on the main roster?

What? Don't talk like that, darling.

Look, you just work hard, yeah? Keep focused.

We're all proud of you. We believe in you.

RICKY: Yeah. Bye, babe.

- Love you, Raya! We love you! - Bye.

FRIENDS: Bye! Love you!

MADISON: He's not the smartest cookie.

Yeah, he's been dropped on his head too many times.

- Hey! - (CHUCKLING)

I just wanted to explain the receipt.

I got a bit nervous, because Kirsten...

up until a few months ago, she was just a model.

Sometimes, WWE, they hire girls...

who just wanna jiggle their tits and ass

and get famous, basically.

Like cheerleaders, models, dancers, whatever.

I was a model.

Ah, right.

Cheerleader.

Cool.

Well, at least you're not dancers. (CHUCKLES)

I'm...

(SIGHS)

See you later!

- Ladies and gentlemen... - (CROWD CHEERING)

...we are NXT!

And the future is now!

Introducing to the WWE Universe

for the very first time...

Madison!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Please welcome Jeri-Lynn!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Welcome Kirsten!

MAN: I love you, Kirsten!

ANNOUNCER: All the way from the UK...

Paige!

(CHEERING STOPS)

MAN 1: Yeah, this is what I paid for,

three hot chicks and my dead grandmother.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Look on the bright side.

At least she's not in a bikini.

(CROWD BOOING)

And now it's time for the WWE Divas Promo Challenge!

(ALL CHEERING)

My name is Kirsten.

And I'm the future of NXT.

And the future looks good!

(CROWD CHEERING)

But what can I say about Paige?

MAN 2: Where's your black cat?

I could say, I'm gonna rearrange your teeth.

CROWD: Ooh!

But you're British, I'd be doing you a favor!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Now, the world can be a very dark place.

That's why people want sunshine and glamour.

Which is why I'm gonna stick your broomstick up your butt

and fly you home to Hogwarts!

(CROWD CHEERING)

MAN 3: What you got?

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

MAN 4: Come on, Ozzy Osbourne!

Sing something!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Speak! The power of Christ compels you!

WOMAN: We can't hear you!

- (CHANTING) We can't hear you! - (CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

We can't hear you!

We can't hear you!

You just suck!

(BOOING)

MAN 5: Freak!

KIRSTEN: Yeah, gonna have to get used to it, though.

JERI-LYNN: Yeah. MADISON: Yeah, absolutely.

Hey, you okay?

Mmm-hmm.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(CRYING)

- (BABY CRYING) - (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)

Jesus Christ, Zak!

(SHUSHES)

(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello! You've reached Zak. Please leave a message.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Zak's here, Zak's here! Y'all, let's go, let's go.

All right, let's go. Come on! Let's do this!

What's going on?

Why'd he just leave like that?

Dude?

Guys, we're not wrestling.

I take it we're not wrestling today.

Yeah.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SIGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- Hey! - Hey!

Hey!

You're blonde!

SARAYA: Yeah.

Thought I'd change it up a bit.

Who did it?

I did it myself.

- KIRSTEN: Really? - Last night, yeah.

- Right on. (CHUCKLES) - Nice!

And you're so tan!

I did that myself, too.

- Looks so natural. - Nice!

It's good to change it up.

- Yeah. - Sometimes, I wanna do that.

Did someone break up with you?

No.

Whatever.

Well, should we load up?

BOTH: Yeah!

Yeah, we'll go get a seat.

HUTCH: This is our last day before the holiday!

I'm not gonna have your asses for a week!

So, please, show me that you wanna be here!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Fight for it!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Come on! Get her out of the ring!

Let me see how bad you want it!

HUTCH: Next group up!

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(ALL PANTING)

Don't be shy with those!

(GRUNTS)

You wanna headline WrestleMania.

You wanna be Divas Champion, then show me!

All right, come on, ladies!

Here we go! Look who got a makeover to come in last!

(PANTING)

Come on! You look like a snow leopard!

Thank God for the camouflage pants

so the hunters can't see you in the sand!

Flip the tire three times!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Three times! Come on, English, let's go!

That's two. Come on.

How're you gonna flip a girl

five nights a week in a ring...

if you can't even flip a vulcanized rubber circle?

Oh, shit! I can't!

(GROANS) I can't...

(PANTING)

Put yourself out of your misery.

Next group up! Bar's been lowered!

(PANTING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I don't even know if I wanna be here anymore.

Talk about me again behind my back...

and I swear I'll give you more than a receipt.

I wasn't talking about you.

SARAYA: You are so fake.

- No one was talking about you. - Oh, my God.

- I saw you! - We weren't talking about you!

What, do you think I'm stupid?

I've been sat right there just watching you!

We're talking about her.

Who is she?

My daughter...

who I haven't seen in four months because I'm here...

putting up with your shit, so she can have a better life.

I didn't know you had a daughter.

No, you don't know anything about me.

Or them, or about our lives, or why we're here.

Well, you never told me.

You never asked.

MADISON: Why would you?

We're just tits and ass, right?

HUTCH: Well, the girls took a vote.

You're the homecoming queen.

Thanks.

How do you think this ends for you?

On the main roster. Divas Champion.

You realize that today

was about proving that you deserve that.

Right?

I'll start proving myself

when you put me with real wrestlers.

Wrestlers like my brother.

Your brother's a journeyman.

- (SCOFFS) No. - Yes.

- No! - There are stars...

and there's journeymen who take the hits...

that make the stars look good.

And your brother's a journeyman.

He's the punching bag.

He's the guy with the bad shorts with no fanfare.

No, you bring him here...

I bring him out here and then what?

We put him on the road for 200 days a year?

He's chasing fame that's never gonna come to him?

His wife starts screwing the garbage man

'cause he's never around?

His kid can't remember his face, and for what?

Maybe he'd get a shot at a pay-per-view event.

And he would try so hard to make an impression...

he'd probably let a real star...

throw him off a 30-foot cage onto a concrete floor.

Have his shoulder bone...

just kinda splice right through his rotator cuff...

tear it clean in half.

And then the doctor would say,

"That's it. Your wrestling career is over."

But why quit then? He wouldn't stop.

So then the wife would leave him and take the kid.

And then, he would just keep chasing the pipe dream...

until he'd end up 4,000 miles away

from anyone that ever loved him.

He'd be bitter, and he'd be mean.

(CHUCKLES)

And he'd be all by himself...

just wishing that, God, he could get his kid

to return his phone call.

Is that the life that you want for your brother?

No, I know that wouldn't happen to Zak.

I didn't think that would happen to me.

We didn't sign your brother.

And we shouldn't have signed you.

You're weak in your body...

and your spirit's weak.

You think it's tough now. This is only gonna get harder.

You should go home.

Wrestle with your family and be happy.

That's how this ends for ya.

(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

RICKY: (LAUGHS) It's gonna be four grand up, love.

There's a big buzz about the Christmassacre, you know.

I'm thinking that I might have to do

maybe two nights, babe, if you can hang around.

JULIA: Bloody hell! Look at that tan!

Willy Wonka called, he needs you back at the factory.

Hi, Mum.

Come here, baby!

- Who made you do all that? - Huh?

- All of that. - No one.

- It's America, it's different. - Right.

Anyway, how's Caden? How's Courtney?

- Caden's beautiful, yeah. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - SARAYA: And how's Zak?

- Yeah, no, Zak's good. - Yeah?

- Yeah, he's good. - Okay.

(ALL SHOUTING)

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

Hey!

- Hey. - Hey.

- ZAK: You all right? - How you doing?

Yeah, good, yeah, good.

How are you?

Yeah, well...

I tried calling you loads of times, but...

Yeah, my phone's probably been off. Caden...

Been working a ton.

Oh, okay.

How is the States?

Uh...

Yeah, I've been wanting to talk to you

about that, actually.

- Um... - (ZAK CLEARS THROAT)

I'm not gonna go back.

It's harder than we ever thought it would be.

And I... I can't do it.

I was hoping you could help me

tell Mum and Dad about it later.

- Yeah. Yeah, sure. - RICKY: (ON MIC) Ho, ho, ho!

Thanks.

Please welcome...

the reigning WAW Champion...

the unstoppable, the untamable...

Zak Zodiac!

- (CROWD CHEERING) - (ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

And for one night only, in the flesh...

the next great star of the WWE...

All the way from America...

Your homecoming queen, and my baby girl!

- BOTH: Paige! - (ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

MAN: Yeah, Paige! WOMAN: We love you, Paige!

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

RICKY: All right. Let's go.

Bit of back and forth.

You get the better of her.

Last minute, you smash him up. Yeah?

- Good, let's go. Yeah? - SARAYA: Mmm-hmm.

- You ready? Ring the bell! - (BELL RINGS)

- JULIA: Come on, baby girl! - Come on, Paige!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

JULIA: Come on, girl!

(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

- (SARAYA GROANS) - (CHEERING)

Yeah.

Zak, come on.

- Zak! - Get out, Zak!

(GRUNTS)

- (GROANS) - (CROWD GASPS)

What's he doing?

What?

- Zak! - Zak!

(GROANS)

- (CROWD BOOING) - (COUGHING)

Hey!

(ALL BOOING)

Go easy, would you?

You're going too hard.

No, no, no! Zak, no! Don't!

- (ZAK GRUNTS) - (GROANS)

- Ref, get involved! - REFEREE: I'm warning ya!

- She's fine, she's fine! - Ease up on her.

JULIA: Come on, Raya, get up!

Daddy, I don't know what he's doing.

Big smile, Raya. Big smiles.

- (GRUNTS) - Yeah!

- One! - Yes!

- Two! - RICKY: Three!

- REFEREE: No! Two! - No, three!

REFEREE: That was two. MAN: Get up, Paige!

- Zak, get off me! - JULIA: No, no, no!

Let me down, Zak!

- Don't you dare! - MAN: No!

SARAYA: Zak! No!

(CROWD GASPS)

- One! - Zak!

- REFEREE: Two! - (CRYING) Let me up!

- Three! - (BELL RINGS)

(CROWD BOOING)

- RICKY: Shut up! - Raya, you all right?

(BOOING CONTINUES)

What was that?

Slam me three times! Is that a joke?

- Zak? - RICKY: Oi, dickhead!

You could've broken her neck!

She was in the ring, too.

She's a big girl. Give her shit.

She does what she's told! She follows the script!

Does she?

Shut up, Zak.

Well, you wanted my help telling them.

- Let's tell 'em. - No, shut up!

- What is going on? - Nothing. It's fine.

RICKY: Look, babe.

- You ain't pregnant, are ya? - No, I'm not pregnant, Dad.

- I will hit the roof. - No, I'm not pregnant!

- It's fine. - She's quitting.

- What? - You prick.

You're welcome.

RICKY: Wait.

You what?

Raya, I'm confused. Is he... Is he joking?

No, I can't do it.

Of course, you can do it.

No, I wake up... I work out, I train...

I come home, I can't sleep.

And then we do it all again the next day.

I'm really lonely and I have no friends.

Yeah, life of a wrestler. Get a cat!

No, Dad, I don't wanna be 4,000 miles away.

I wanna be here, I wanna be with my family.

You're doing this for your family!

Yeah, I thought Zak would be there.

Well, he ain't there!

He bollocksed it up! So did Roy!

I'm not letting you bollocks it up and all!

I'm not going back!

You are going back to the States,

if I have to drag you there myself!

You're an alchie ex-con, Dad! They're not gonna let you in!

- Oi, you watch your mouth! - You... Stay!

Raya.

Raya, wait. Come here.

I know it's hard, okay? I do.

But you cannot give this opportunity up. It's massive.

You're gonna regret it.

And it's what you've always wanted.

Yeah? Or is it what you've always wanted?

What do you mean?

Mum.

You named me after your own ring name.

- (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Go away.

Ray, Courtney rang.

Your brother's not come home.

If you don't wanna go back to America,

we're not gonna make you.

Shut up!

Has everyone gone mad?

If she gets on the main roster, she is set for life.

- She is, or you are? - All of us!

Jesus Christ!

You want me to go back to robbing banks

- to feed this family? - What family?

Our daughter's miserable, one son's in prison,

the other one's hanging on by a thread.

Zak is fine!

Would you get your thick head

out of your fat ass? He's not fine!

We're out looking for Zak!

If you have to go back to robbing banks

to feed this family, so be it.

'Cause at this rate, we ain't gonna have one to feed.

Dad?

- (SOFTLY) What, babe? - Dad, that's Zak's car.

That's his car, right there.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

MAN: I ain't joking. These builders...

they said they're gonna take about a month.

How long they been there? Come on, how long?

Six, seven weeks.

MAN: Every week, they boost the prices, though.

They need this, they need that.

A little bit of extra dough for this...

Hey!

Oi!

What're you doing, mate?

What?

You just stuck your elbow out.

No, I didn't.

You calling me a liar?

No, I'm calling you a wanker.

I didn't hear that.

Then you're a deaf wanker as well.

(ALL GRUNTING)

Come on, then!

Let's get him!

(GROANS)

- Come on, then! (GROANS) - (SHOUTS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Come on! Come on, then!

Come on!

Come on!

Hey!

That is enough! Let's go.

- It's done. - (CUE STICK CLATTERS)

MAN: That's Ricky Knight.

Silly sod!

Yeah, that's enough. It is enough!

JULIA: Zak!

Mum, it's fine. We've got it. It's fine.

Silly bugger, what're you doing? Come here!

Where you going?

SARAYA: Zak!

JULIA: Yeah, you're right. He's fine.

- (SCOFFS) - Jules.

Oi, come here.

Can we just talk for a second, please?

Zak, why won't you talk to me?

'Cause I can't even look at you.

Why?

Why? Why?

Okay, do you actually know what it's like, Raya,

to want one thing in life?

One dream that you think about every single day...

you work for, and you train for,

and you get that close to it...

and then your own sister takes it away from you.

And then it turns out

she doesn't even want it in the first place.

That's why.

I didn't take your dream, Zak.

(SHOUTING) No, then why am I still here?

Because they didn't want you!

I'm sorry, and it is so shitty,

but it is not my fault.

And it's not yours.

It is just how it is.

Right. (SNIFFLES)

Yeah. So you can either curl up into a ball and die...

or you can live with it and move on...

and start seeing all the things you've got here.

What have I got here?

A beautiful son, a girlfriend that loves you.

All those kids at the gym.

Zak, you're teaching a blind kid how to wrestle.

How is that even possible?

Just 'cause millions of people

aren't cheering when you do it...

it doesn't mean it's not important.

I didn't take your dream, Zak. It was my dream, too.

Then why are you throwing it away?

(SOFTLY) Hey.

(WHINING)

Can I come in?

Your mum is right.

If you don't wanna go back, don't.

You don't have to do anything

that me or Mum or anyone want you to do...

unless you wanna do it.

You are the spark in our lives...

no matter what you do with yours.

Come here.

What have you done with this hair?

(LAUGHS)

I don't know.

- It's like kissing an afghan. - (LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Can I help you with something?

You didn't cut me and I didn't quit.

I have a showcase in six weeks.

I don't have time for any drama.

I know.

Are you sure you wanna be here?

Yes.

Then you better prove it to me.

Yes, Coach.

- (PANTING) - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

HUTCH: Let's move!

(ALL PANTING)

(PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(ALL GRUNTING)

HUTCH: One.

Two.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Can I join?

- HUTCH: Come on! - (GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

Look at them, look at me, go, land at the same time, go!

I'm sorry.

(GRUNTS)

Come on, you're not a wrestler.

Squeeze the horn and go home.

Come on, you came to Florida, you got a nice tan...

now it's over. Squeeze it.

- (GROANS) - Squeeze it.

Don't you dare.

Squeeze his horn and I will give you such a receipt.

Horn's right here. Just one squeeze.

Don't you touch his dirty horn.

SARAYA: Come on, Jeri, let's go!

HUTCH: You can squeeze it. SARAYA: You can do it!

- You got nothing in the tank. - Come on, Jeri! You got it!

HUTCH: Take the horn. Take the horn.

- Stop, take it! - (WOMEN CHEERING)

Take it. Take it.

KIRSTEN: Come on! Bring it in!

(ALL WHOOPING)

Take my wrists.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like this?

This is your time.

Okay! Yeah.

You're not the girl I paid for.

I know. The girl you paid for is tied up in your basement.

- You suck! - Yeah, but you swallow.

- (ALL LAUGHING) - Eat me!

No, thanks. I'm trying to bulk up.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Them, me, go.

Whoa, Madison, hey.

All right, just lose the suicide dive,

you're not gonna get it.

No, we will. I swear. We'll get it.

SARAYA: You have to go for it.

(GROANS)

REFEREE: Tag! Let's go, in the ring.

JERI-LYNN: You got it, Kirsten.

One...

- Two! - Whoo!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

- Tag me! - REFEREE: Tag!

Yeah!

- Come on, get out! - (GROANS)

(BOTH PANTING)

REFEREE: Come on! In the ring!

JERI-LYNN: No, no, no!

WOMAN: Madison!

(LAUGHING)

(ALL PANTING)

Unfortunately, we're at that moment again.

Thank you for your time.

- Appreciate it. - MAN: Thanks, Coach.

For the rest of you,

as a reward for making it this far...

I'm gonna take you to a quiet, romantic, little spot

I like to call WrestleMania.

- What? - (ALL GASP)

Yes!

Keep your focus.

There's still a lot of stuff to do ahead of us.

But we're gonna get to go out and have some fun, okay?

Go home and get some rest, guys. Thank you.

All good?

- All right? - All right, love?

- RICKY: My big boy. Yeah. - You all right?

(CROWD CHEERING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oh, my God. That's Divas Champion.

That's Divas Champion. Oh, my God!

No.

SHEAMUS: Hamburgers. It's free food!

BIG SHOW: You know I'm an emotional eater.

You're enabling me now.

This is gonna make me gain weight.

You can burn it off in the ring. That's great.

- I can't burn it off. - Hi, guys.

Eat as much as you want.

- Hi. - Hey.

I'm a massive fan.

- Cool. - Thanks. Thanks.

Just gonna...

It's free, right? Yeah?

SHEAMUS: Yeah. BIG SHOW: Yeah, it's free.

SHEAMUS: Yeah.

You wanna leave some for the rest of us there?

- BIG SHOW: Yeah. - Come with me.

Have a good match, boys.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

Bye.

SHEAMUS: If she can eat it, you can eat it...

- Don't eat a hot dog. - Here.

No, I don't...

Do you know what's in a hot dog?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Is that The Miz?

Hey, Coach.

Where are you going?

I have no idea. I don't know.

- What's happening? - Where is she going?

I'm sorry, I thought the hot dogs were free.

Please.

(CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE)

LILIAN GARCIA: The following is

the Divas Championship Invitational.

The first diva to score a pinfall...

or submission will be declared the winner...

THE ROCK: Hey.

Hey.

How're you doing?

Yeah. Good. You?

Did you bring it?

(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah, I brought it.

Paige, when's the last time you spoke to your family?

Couple of weeks ago.

Well, I think we should call 'em.

(CHUCKLES) You wanna call my family?

I would like to call your family.

So what's their number?

(SIGHS) Am I in trouble?

MICHAEL COLE: The Black Widow is in.

Come on!

COLE: And she taps out!

LILIAN GARCIA: Here's your winner, AJ Lee!

RICKY: Sit. Stay there.

COLE: AJ Lee continues her historic reign

- as Divas Champion. - (PHONE RINGING)

The longest of all time.

Which prick is calling me during WrestleMania?

(LAUGHS) It's, uh... It's Dwayne Johnson.

Yeah, and I'm Vin Diesel, mate.

(CHUCKLES) Well, let's hope not.

No, it is, Mr. Knight,

it's Dwayne Johnson. How are you?

Prove it.

Uh, okay.

If you smell...

what The Rock...

is cooking.

Yeah? Bullshit.

I'm sorry.

(PHONE RINGS)

What?

Dad! It's actually him.

- You what? - Yeah, it's actually him.

Hold the line one second.

- It's Saraya and The Rock. - Yeah, right.

I got you on speakerphone, sir.

Hey, yeah. It's Dwayne Johnson.

I'm here with your daughter now,

and, uh, I first met her in London.

And I've been keeping tabs on her...

and I just heard some news

that I wanted to share with her...

and I thought you guys should hear it too at the same time.

- Right. - What news?

Paige's time with the NXT is over.

Oh.

- Oh. - Okay.

Because tomorrow night...

she'll make her debut live on RAW

and she will be fighting AJ Lee for the Divas title.

Wait, what?

Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.

There it is again.

You don't know what this means to us, Mr. Rock.

Actually, uh...

I know exactly what it means to you, ma'am.

I myself have come from a wrestling family, too...

and I wanted to share this news

with you guys just so you could enjoy it...

and also just so Paige can

prepare herself mentally to go out there tomorrow night...

and win over the crowd.

Because if you don't do that...

then they're gonna find somebody else who will.

And then this whole opportunity

will be gone by next week.

(CROWD CHEERING)

RICKY: She's not gonna let you down, Mr. Rock.

(STAMMERS) I'll promise ya. She's gonna smash it.

- She'll kill it. - JULIA: Proud of you, Ray.

RICKY: I love you, princess. We're all with you, darling.

You're amazing, baby.

I love you, Rock.

(CHUCKLES) Rock?

I... I love you, too.

It's The Rock! Huh?

Good luck tomorrow, Paige.

Yeah. Um, thanks for picking me.

Nah, I didn't pick you, I just work here.

SARAYA: You know him?

(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah, I know that guy.

We once had a crazy match where he threw himself...

off the top of a 30-foot steel cage...

just to make me look good.

I'll see you later, Sex Tape.

Why'd you call him "Sex Tape"?

Oh, because he makes people famous.

Good luck tomorrow.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(BOTH PANTING)

ROY: Who'd a thought it, eh?

Our little sister's gone from here...

to WWE.

You would've too, Roy,

if they'd given you the chance.

No.

No, she has something I never had.

What's that?

You.

(INAUDIBLE)

ZAK: Ez!

Get in the van, mate.

Come on, mate. You're late for training.

Piss off, dickhead!

I would do, sweetheart,

but he's already paid for the lessons.

- And by Christ, he needs 'em. - (CHUCKLES)

Ez.

Please.

Ez.

Ez!

- All right? - Yeah.

- He looks lovely. - (CHUCKLES)

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - BOY: Smash it!

BOY 2: Out of the way! I got a hammer on a pole!

Come on! Oh, watch it!

(HORN HONKING)

- BOY 3: Zak's back! - Get in the van! Come on!

Leave that there!

ZAK: Christ! Please don't tell me

you're deaf as well, now!

ZAK: Strong into the ropes. Strong.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

That's it!

All right. Find the ropes.

Ez, let him know you're there.

All right, don't be scared.

Stand tall, mate.

(ALL CHEERING)

Nice one! Well done!

ALL: (SINGING ALONG) Born to raise hell

Born to raise hell

We know how to do it And we do it real well

Born to raise hell

Born to raise hell

Go back to zero, take a pill and get well

Born to raise hell Born to raise hell

Be a good soldier and die where you fell

Oh... Stop

(MUSIC STOPS)

(JOHN CENA ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER: John Cena!

(CROWD CHEERING)

COLE: And what an incredible scene tonight!

15,000 WWE fans! Sold out!

- (KNOCK ON DOOR) - HUTCH: Paige, you're up!

Uh...

- Hang on a minute! - This is it! Let's go!

Yeah, I know. I said just hang on a second.

Hold on for what?

This is live TV!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Well, you got a face like a bulldog

licking piss off a thistle.

Zak, I can't do this.

What're you talking about?

I'm gonna choke, I'm gonna screw up.

I'm gonna botch a move. I...

I won't go over with the crowd.

- (BANGING ON DOOR) - HUTCH: Paige!

Come on! Let's go!

Zak, I have no idea who I'm supposed to be out there.

Do what The Rock said. Be the first you.

Oh, bollocks to The Rock!

That's not advice, Zak, that's a tweet!

He's not some weirdo freak from Norwich, is he?

No, but that is who you are.

Who else you gonna be?

Come on. If you can't do this, no one can.

You're a Knight.

Wrestling's in your blood.

Like hepatitis?

A, B, and C.

- (CHUCKLES) - Riddled.

And you got something else.

Something that I don't have.

Yeah? Like what?

That extra something.

Yeah, you don't know that.

I've always known that.

Why do you think I've been acting like such a prick?

And listen to me, right?

No matter what happens when you go out there...

it will never be as bad as that time in King's Lynn...

when I went on wearing Dad's shorts.

(SNICKERS) When your penis fell out!

When my penis fell out.

Everyone was laughing at it.

Everyone wasn't laughing at it.

People were laughing at the situation.

Why did you even stay in the ring?

Because I'm a bloody professional.

And so are you, right?

That's what I'm saying.

So, have you got your own shorts on tonight?

Yes. My penis won't fall out.

Then get out there.

All right?

Thank you.

It's what I'm here for.

Now, go and win over that crowd.

I wanna hear 'em chanting your name.

Okay.

(BANGING ON DOOR)

HUTCH: Paige!

Come on, we're gonna be late. Where were you? Jesus.

ANNOUNCER: The Divas Champion, AJ Lee!

COLE: Well, guys, today marks day number 295...

in the historic

Divas Championship reign of AJ!

Last night, she outlasted 13 other Divas...

to retain the title at WrestleMania.

JERRY: And, guys, I still don't know how she did it.

COLE: She keeps finding ways to win.

She on yet?

AJ LEE: For 295 days...

I have been your Divas Champion!

(CROWD CHEERING)

The longest reigning Divas Champion...

of all time!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

COLE: Well, this right here is

a very interesting development.

But that young lady...

(ALL CHEERING)

...is Paige.

- She's from Norwitch, England. - ZAK AND RICKY: Norwich!

COLE: And she comes to us from NXT.

JERRY: Certainly different.

COLE: And this is a huge opportunity for Paige

to impress this crowd here tonight.

JERRY: AJ doesn't look too happy to see Paige.

COLE: A capacity crowd in New Orleans...

millions watching around the world...

under the bright lights of Monday Night RAW.

AJ LEE: I'm sorry,

is it Halloween already?

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Who the hell are you?

COLE: Well, you can understand Paige being...

She's frozen.

- ...a bit hesitant here. - JULIA: Come on, darling.

COLE: But these WWE fans will turn on her quick.

MAN: Do something!

(CROWD BOOING)

AJ LEE: Tell you what.

Why don't I do to you what I did

to every single Diva last night?

- (GRUNTS) - (CROWD EXCLAIMS)

I think we should have a match right now.

And as a special post- WrestleMania treat...

I will put my title on the line.

(CROWD CHEERING)

- (BELL RINGS) - (GRUNTS)

COLE: Paige isn't ready. I mean...

LAYFIELD: Paige came from a wrestling family in England...

but she... Oh!

She wasn't ready for a match tonight.

Come on, Ray. Get up.

COLE: Paige needs to do something here...

or she's gonna let this opportunity

slip through her fingers.

(GROANING)

This is my house, freak!

- (GRUNTING) - (CROWD EXCLAIMS)

- Yes! - Come on!

Yes!

(GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

Yeah!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

- (ALL CHEER) - Suck on that, bitch!

RICKY: Mmm-hmm.

Sorry.

COLE: And this could be Paige's moment!

She's heading up to the top rope right there!

AJ Lee has turned this match around!

LAYFIELD: This doesn't end well.

COLE: Top rope, AJ on the top rope.

- (CROWD EXCLAIMS) - AJ takin' out Paige!

LAYFIELD: Oh, man. Wow!

I don't think Paige knows where she's at.

COLE: And now, the Divas Champion

crawling toward Paige, hooks the leg!

REFEREE: One! Two! COLE: And it's over!

- Oh, a kick-out! - (CROWD GASPS)

Last moment kick-out by Paige!

REFEREE: Hair!

COLE: And this has just angered AJ!

AJ with a kick to the midsection.

It's the Black Widow!

The submission move...

that's taken out so many Divas!

- (YELLS) - (GROANS)

Paige is trying to hang on here...

but she's gotta tap out!

She's gonna get seriously hurt if she doesn't tap here!

Paige has gotta tap out!

(GRUNTING)

REFEREE AND CROWD: One! Two! Three!

- (BELL RINGS) - (ALL CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

ANNOUNCER: Now, the winner of this match...

and new Divas Champion...

- Paige! - (CROWD CHEERING)

COLE: This is unbelievable, guys! You gotta watch...

what happens here at the end of this thing!

Watch Paige with a Paige Turner!

BOY: That's the Zak Attack! She stole your move!

ZAK: She didn't steal it, I gave it to her!

(ALL REJOICING)

(BARKING)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

(PANTING) I am a freak!

From Norwich, England!

And I have dreamt of this...

since I was 13 years old!

And it's not just mine, it belongs to my family!

(CRYING)

It belongs to anyone who ever felt

like they are the freak from Norwich...

the oddballs, the outsiders...

the ones that don't belong!

(CROWD CHEERING)

My name is Paige.

And this is my house now!

- (SOBBING) - (CROWD CHEERING)

- Yes! - That's right! That's right!

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

CROWD: (CHANTING) Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

- Look, the big man's crying! - RICKY: Sod off!

JULIA: Look at him.

I'm not crying, I'm allergic to the dog.

(ALL CHEERING)

- Oh, my God! - Go, Paige!

Oh, my God! That was incredible.

KIRSTEN: Oh, my God! That was amazing!

- You were amazing. You did it! - You were incredible!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Yeah!

COLE: What an incredible moment!

JERRY: She wasn't even ready to be in the WWE...

and Paige is gonna leave here tonight...

the new Divas Champion!

That youth title should be around my waist, or trophy,

'cause I'm gonna kick your ass!

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Zodiac don't care.

My first match, I was knocked out

in about five minutes, if that.

PAIGE: I started growing up watching it,

and I was just like, "Ugh! It's really boring!"

Zak would get in the ring

and throw me about and stuff like that.

So, I always knew, like, a couple of moves and stuff.

Dad was short on a show one day

when I was 13 years old.

(GROANS)

So, yeah, I had to fill in for that one slot,

and I've been hooked ever since.

I'd done eight years in prison before I was 25.

- Mainly violence. - Mainly violence.

She was a young lady at the time,

was contemplating suicide...

was going nowhere in life.

Some people find religion.

Well, me and Julie found wrestling.

That, to me, is proper salvation.

What? What?

We are a family of wrestlers. We make no apologies for that.

This is what we do, this is what we love.

This is our passion.

This is gonna be our legacy when I pop me clogs.

This is what it's all about.

(CRYING)

I love you. I love you.

The rowdy man that's crying his eyes out.

COLE: Paige Turner, she did it!

- Paige did it! - (ALL CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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