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[DISTANT SIRENS]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

[PANTING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

AAAAH!

[CRYING, SPEAKS FRENCH]

AAAAH! [GROWLING]

[PANTING]

AAAAH!

[PANTING]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[PANTING]

[GASPS]

[GROWLING]

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

AAAAH!

JE M'-- JE M'APPELLE VICTORIA.

JE M'APPELLE VICTORIA.

COMMENT T'APPELLE TU?

IL Y A... [LAUGHS]

OH, NO.

Victoria: MY SISTER SENT ME A POSTCARD.

ALL IT SAID WAS,

"COME TO PARIS. IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU."

[WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH ON P.A.]

Victoria: 48 HOURS AFTER I ARRIVED,

SHE AND EVERYONE I'D MET WERE DEAD.

[BARKING]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

I'M SORRY?

OPEN THE BAGGAGE.

OPEN MY BAG? OK.

YOU HAVE BEEN TO PARIS BEFORE?

NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE BEFORE.

I GET A LITTLE, UM--

I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES.

COMPRENDREZ VOUS FRANCAIS?

I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Man: SHE ASKED IF YOU UNDERSTAND FRENCH.

NO, I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.

[LAUGHS]

GOING TO STAY WHERE? HOTEL OR...

UM, I'M STAYING WITH MY SISTER.

HEY, WELCOME TO PARIS.

HAVING FUN YET?

SHE'S--I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S STAYING.

SHE STUDIES HERE AT THE SORBONNE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[LAUGHS]

HER ADDRESS?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY.

SHE'S PICKING ME UP AT THE AIRPORT.

IT'S, UH...

I DON'T KNOW.

WELCOME TO FRANCE.

I'M TELLING YOU, SIS,

THIS TRIP IS GOING TO CHANGE YOU FOREVER.

AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

YEAH, DEFINITELY. I JUST HAVE A HEADACHE.

THERE'S THE SISTER I REMEMBER.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE?

YEP.

IT'S PRETTY CREEPY, RIGHT?

I GET A GOOD DEAL ON THE RENT, THOUGH.

YOU'LL LOVE THIS.

FRANCE'S FIRST SERIAL KILLER

HAD A ROOM ON THE FIFTH FLOOR.

HE CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF BODIES

BEFORE SOMEONE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NOISE

THE BONE SAW WAS MAKING EVERY DAY.

WHEN THEY CONFRONTED HIM,

THE GUY WENT FUCKING MENTAL.

BY THE TIME THE COPS GOT HERE,

HE'D ALREADY KILLED EVERYONE.

AFTER THE MASSACRE, EVERYONE MOVED OUT.

THERE'S TOO MUCH BAD BLOOD, SO TO SPEAK.

WHAT? I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU.

IT'S JUST A SHIT BUILDING.

YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP, HONEY.

THERE'S NOT A HOMICIDAL MANIAC

LURKING IN EVERY SHADOW.

[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT,

TURN THE LIGHT ON ALREADY, WOULD YOU?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LIGHT IS.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

WHAT?

GRRR!

AAAAH!

[BOYS LAUGHING]

NIC, DOES EVERY SINGLE MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE

HAVE TO REVOLVE AROUND SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE?

OH, EVEN SUCH A SUGGESTION

BREAKS MY HEART, CAROLYN.

[LAUGHS]

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

THEY DO IT TO EVERYONE.

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, NO, I JUST-- I NEED TO--

WHERE DO I SLEEP?

YOU SLEEP IN BALTIMORE, VIC.

NOT EVEN THE DEAD SLEEP IN PARIS.

IT'S JUST THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP ON THE PLANE

LAST NIGHT, AND I WAS...

NERVOUS ABOUT THE FLIGHT,

SO I COULDN'T SLEEP ON THE FLIGHT.

YEAH, WELL, SORRY, THERE'S NO TIME.

WE GOT A PARTY TO GET READY FOR.

[SNAPPING FINGERS]

TONIGHT?

THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GO TO A PARTY TONIGHT.

NOT DRESSED LIKE MOM, YOU CAN'T.

COME ON, LET'S GO SHOPPING.

[SIRENS]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

HOW ABOUT THAT?

YOU OK?

YEAH.

[BELLS RINGING]

YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

TO CONFESS, QUASIMODO?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SO...

WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR?

OF WHAT?

OF WHAT?

OF PARIS. LOOK AROUND YOU.

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CITY IN THE WORLD.

IT'S THE CITY OF LIFE, ROMANCE,

ART, ARCHITECTURE, BEAUTY.

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE

IT ALL SITS RIGHT ON TOP

OF THE LARGEST MASS GRAVE IN HISTORY.

COME ON. CAN'T GO TO A PARTY

WITHOUT YOUR SHOES.

[BELLS RINGING]

HEY.

[GASPS] OH, GOD, YOU SCARED ME.

YOU? YOU'RE USUALLY SO CALM AND COLLECTED.

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING?

NOTHING. I TOLD YOU I HAVE A HEADACHE.

WELL, LET'S MOVE THAT ASS. TAXI'S COMING.

HEY, SIS, LOOK, IT'S THE EIFFEL TOWER.

NOW YOU'VE BEEN TO PARIS.

[INDISTINCT FRENCH CHATTER]

HEY, HEY, CA VA?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

VICTORIA, THIS IS MY DEAR FRIEND HUGO.

HE'S ONE OF THE HOSTS

OF TONIGHT'S FABULOUS AFFAIR.

HUGO, THIS IS MY INFAMOUS SISTER VICTORIA.

JE M'APPELLE VICTORIA.

WE ALL SPEAK ENGLISH HERE, SISTER.

OK. OK?

WHAT AM I, AN AMATEUR?

NO, NO, NO, THIS IS FOR YOUR SISTER.

FOR ME?

OK, LADIES, PLEASE COME IN.

AU REVOIR, MON CHERIE.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

COME ON, SIS.

CAROLYN, WAIT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW.

HEY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?

THIS IS THE KIND OF PARTY THAT CHANGES YOUR LIFE.

IT CHANGED MINE, ANYWAY.

SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD ANYBODY THROW A PARTY DOWN HERE?

BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE DEAD BODIES ARE.

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME, AREN'T YOU?

NO, I SWEAR.

EVERYTHING I'M SAYING IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

PARIS' DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER.

NICE.

[GIGGLING] [CHATTER]

YOU SEE, 200 YEARS AGO, PARIS RAN OUT OF ROOM

TO BURY ITS DEAD.

GRAVEYARDS WERE STACKED, LIKE, 15 BODIES DEEP.

CORPSES WERE ROTTING IN THE STREETS.

SO SOME BRILLIANT PERSON DECIDES THE THING TO DO

IS START OVER, JUST DIG UP THE BODIES

OF EVERY DEAD PERSON IN PARIS,

ALL 7 MILLION OF THEM,

AND STACK THEIR BONES IN A MAZE OF MINESHAFTS

BENEATH THE LEFT BANK.

7 MILLION?

ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

DON'T THE POLICE TRY TO STOP YOU?

THEY TRY.

THEY CREATED A WHOLE TASK FORCE

TO TRY TO SHUT US DOWN-- THE CATACOPS.

BUT THERE'S 300 MILES OF TUNNELS UNDER THE CITY,

AND WE NEVER THROW A PARTY IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE.

[SHOUTING IN FRENCH]

[CHATTER] [GIGGLING]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

YOU REMEMBER NICO AND LEON?

[LAUGHING] HI.

COME ON, COME ON, LET'S MOVE.

JEAN-MICHELE IS WAITING FOR US.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

WHO'S JEAN-MICHELE?

YOU'LL MEET HIM.

HE AND HUGO ARE THE ONES THAT CAME UP WITH THE IDEA

OF THROWING PARTIES DOWN HERE.

[ALL CHEERING]

Man on loudspeaker: AND NOW OUR CELEBRATION

HAS BECOME MORE AND MORE POPULAR.

I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED IN THE PRESS

OF BEING IN LOVE WITH DEATH.

Woman: GET DOWN, JEAN-MICHELE!

KIND OF NECROPHILIAC, I SUPPOSE.

Crowd: NO!

BUT IN ANCIENT GREECE,

IT WAS THE PRACTICE OF PHILOSOPHERS

TO KEEP A HUMAN SKULL ON THEIR DESK.

THE IDEA WAS THIS.

ONLY WITH A CONSTANT AWARENESS

OF OUR PENDING DEATH,

CAN WE APPRECIATE OUR LIVES FULLY.

I'VE ALWAYS FOUND MYSELF

PERSUADED BY THE SENTIMENT.

[CROWD WHOOPS]

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS

I NEVER OWNED A DESK.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL CHEERING]

WELCOME TO THE CATACOMBS!

HEY!

Woman: WE LOVE YOU!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

I'M GONNA GO GET SOME WATER.

OK.

AAAAAH!

[INDISTINCT FRENCH CHATTER]

CAN I GET SOME WATER, PLEASE?

I NEED SOME WATER.

CAN I HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK HERE.

YOU'RE JEAN-MICHELE?

CAROLYN HAS TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU.

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE SAID YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK.

I'M NOT REALLY.

OH, 'CAUSE I AM.

WE ALL ARE.

WHY THE HELL DO YOU COME DOWN TO THIS PLACE, THEN?

IT IS GOD'S KINDNESS

TO TERRIFY US

SO WE BECOME STRONGER.

UM, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK?

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, JEAN-MICHELE.

SHE DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL.

IT'S NOT ALCOHOL, IT'S ABSINTHE.

Man: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.

HEY! [APPLAUSE]

I CAN SEE THIS GOING VERY BADLY.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

HEY, SPACE CADET.

YOU OK?

SO, SINCE YOU ARRIVED IN PARIS,

DID YOU SEE A GHOST YET?

Man: THAT LINE IS GETTING SO OLD.

SHE'S IN PARIS, THE MOST HAUNTED CITY IN THE WORLD.

IT IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION.

LOOK AROUND YOU.

6 MILLION PEOPLE TORN FROM THE GROUND

AND STACKED UNDER YOUR FEET LIKE WOOD FOR A FIRE.

IF THERE ARE GHOSTS ANYWHERE,

THERE ARE GHOSTS IN PARIS.

IF THERE ARE GHOSTS ANYWHERE,

THERE ARE GHOSTS IN THIS PLACE.

YOU KNOW, HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

THE CATACOMBS ARE HAUNTED,

BUT NOT BY GHOULS OR SPECTERS.

THE CATACOMBS ARE HAUNTED BY PEOPLE.

THE LOWEST CREEPS AND LUNATICS DRAWN DOWN

FROM THE SURFACE BY MORBIDITY.

DEATH IS A SPECTACLE,

AN OPERA.

WHEN THE CULT OF THE BLACK VIRGIN

BEGAN INVERTING THE RITES OF CATHOLICISM,

PAINTING THE STATUE OF MARY IN BLACK,

PRAYING TO SATAN.

EVEN WHEN THOSE PEOPLE

CLAIMED TO HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO THE ANTICHRIST,

NO SANE PERSON TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY,

BUT THEY DID.

[GRUNTING]

THEY TAKE A CHILD...

BORN OF INCEST...

RAISED ON RAW MEAT...

THEY NEVER ALLOWED HIM TO SEE DAYLIGHT.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE DESTROYER OF MEN.

DRESS HIM IN A GRUESOME GOAT-SKIN MASK.

AND WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

[ROARING]

BY THE TIME THE BOY WAS 18,

THEY HAD SUCCEEDED.

[GROANING]

THEY HAD CREATED...

A HULKING...

UNTHINKING LUNATIC.

SO EVIL...

THAT HE MAY TRULY BE CALLED THE ANTICHRIST.

COME ON.

A KILLER WITH A GOAT MASK?

THAT'S JUST ANOTHER MYTH.

OK, A MORE FRIGHTENING ONE,

BUT STILL A MYTH.

THERE'S ARTICLES IN THE NEWSPAPER EVERY WEEK

ABOUT PEOPLE THAT COME DOWN TO THE CATACOMBS

AND NEVER MAKE IT OUT.

NO, THIS IS NOT A MYTH.

THIS MONSTER THEY HAVE CREATED

IS DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.

[SCREAMING] [ROARING]

OK, YOU GUYS DON'T GO TO GRADUATE SCHOOL

WITH CAROLYN, DO YOU?

[LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

LET'S GO SWIMMING.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SIS? FEEL LIKE TAKING A DIP?

[LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

AAH!

[GIRL SPEAKING FRENCH]

[LAUGHTER]

Carolyn: COME ON, VIC. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

GET OVER IT. GET NAKED.

GET IN THE WATER.

CAROLYN...

[MOCKINGLY] CAROLYN.

COME ON, WHY NOT?

IT'S JUST A BODY,

AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY.

[ALL LAUGHING]

YOU ARE ASHAMED ABOUT WHAT?

NOTHING, YOU GUYS. I'M JUST A LITTLE COLD,

THAT'S ALL. YEAH, RIGHT.

OTHERWISE, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST ONE IN.

BUT IT'S COLD.

I'M LAME. I WANT TO GO HOME.

YOU KNOW, VIC, YOU MIGHT TRY

FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

TO NOT BE THE LAMEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

DON'T BE MEAN. LEAVE HER ALONE.

YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA BE ME, RIGHT?

AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PARTY.

THAT SOUNDED SO MUCH MORE HATEFUL THAN I MEANT.

WILL SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WAY BACK TO THE PARTY, PLEASE?

[GROANING]

SHH!

IT'S THAT WAY.

[ALL GIGGLING]

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK

AND YOU'LL HAVE TO GO SWIMMING.

[SIGHS] IT'S OK. I'LL FIND IT.

VIC, DON'T BE A RETARD.

YOU CAN'T GO BACK ALONE. YOU'RE GONNA GET LOST.

IT'S A MAZE.

VIC. SERIOUSLY.

VIC!

OH, MY GOD.

[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

[WHISPERING]

JESUS...

[WHISPERING]

Voice: Jesus...

AS WE ARE,

SOON YOU SHALL BE. AAH!

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

YOU SCARED ME. GOOD.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SCARED.

I'M SERIOUS, DUMBASS.

DON'T WALK OFF LIKE THAT. IT'S DANGEROUS.

SOUND DOESN'T TRAVEL IN THE CATACOMBS.

YOU CAN GET LOST BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

YOU'RE NOT LOST, ARE YOU?

NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

[GROWLING]

HUH. MAYBE I AM LOST.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[CAROLYN LAUGHS]

WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

WHOEVER WROTE THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK

IT MATTERS WHICH WAY WE GO.

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

"THERE IS BUT ONE WAY TO ENTER THIS LIFE,

"BUT THE GATES OF DEATH ARE WITHOUT NUMBER."

GREAT. [SCREAMING]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[SLOW FOOTSTEPS]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOUND DIDN'T TRAVEL DOWN HERE.

IT DOESN'T. STAY HERE.

HA HA HA. I GET IT.

THE GUYS ARE JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

THEY LIVE FOR THAT SHIT.

BYE! FUCK OFF!

CAROLYN, I WANT TO GO HOME. PLEASE.

WAIT. WAIT.

CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

WHAT?

THE MUSIC HITTING MY FEET. THE BASS.

WE'RE ALMOST BACK TO THE PARTY. COME ON,

DANCE WITH ME. COME ON.

[THUDDING] AAH!

WHAT HAPPENED? TURN ON THE LIGHT!

WHAT HAPPENED? WHY'D IT GO OUT?

BATTERIES MUST BE DYING. HANG ON.

WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE DYING?

WHEN THE BATTERIES DIE, THE LIGHT STARTS TO FLICKER.

OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE GONNA RELAX. RELAX?

THE FLASHLIGHT'S DYING!

IT'S OK. NO, IT'S NOT.

THE BATTERIES ARE DYING. OH, MY GOD.

YOU ARE SUCH A SPAZ.

OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[MAN SHOUTING]

WHY ARE THEY STILL DOING THAT?

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU CAN'T BE MY SISTER. YOU HAVE TO BE ADOPTED.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE SO CALM

RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE OF THE FIRST RULE OF THE CATACOMBS.

ALWAYS BRING MORE THAN ONE LIGHT SOURCE.

[RATTLING]

[BANG]

SEE, SPAZ?

NOT EVERYTHING'S A CRISIS.

NOW, COME ON. THE PARTY'S ABOUT TO--

[RUMBLING]

AAAAAH!

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

AAAAH!

[GROWLING]

CAROLYN!

CAROLYN?!

CAROLYN?

NO!

AAAAH!

CAROLYN, PLEASE!

PLEASE!

[PANTING]

[SOBBING]

[GROWLING] AAAAAH!

AAAAAH!

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

[SHOUTING]

[GROWLING]

HELP!

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERING]

[SNAP] AAAH!

[GRUNTING]

[CRYING]

[PANTING]

NO!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

PLEASE, LIGHT.

[PANTING]

PLEASE LIGHT, PLEASE LIGHT,

PLEASE LIGHT, PLEASE.

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

[CRYING]

PLEASE.

[PANTING]

COME ON, COME ON COME ON, COME ON.

[PANTING]

OK, OK.

[GROWLING] [SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

STOP IT!

[PANTING]

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

LEAVE ME ALONE.

AAAAAH!

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

PLEASE, STOP IT!

LEAVE ME ALONE.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

KEEP GOING, ACROSS.

GO OUT, GO OUT, GO OUT.

[PANTING]

[VICTORIA WHIMPERING]

[GROWLING]

[BANGING]

[WHIMPERING]

[GROWLS]

[CRYING]

[BANGING]

[GROWLS]

[WHIMPERING]

[CLICK]

[GENERATOR PUTTERING]

[GENERATOR PUTTERING]

[GENERATOR RUNNING]

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

OH, MY GOD.

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[BANGING]

[WHIMPERING]

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERING]

[GROWLING]

[PANTING]

OW, OW.

OOF.

[BEEPING]

[CLICK]

[PANTING]

HELLO?

HELP!

HELLO, CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

OHH.

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

OH!

[GROWLS] [SHOUTS]

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[GROWLS] [CRASH]

[SCREAMING]

HELP!

[PANTING]

[CRASH]

[GRUNTING]

HELP!

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

HELP ME, SOMEBODY!

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

[CRASH] [SHOUTS]

HELP ME!

[GROWLS] HELP ME!

HELP!

AAH! [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

[MONSTER GROWLING]

HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME, OW!

AAAAH!

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

HELP ME! [PEOPLE SHOUTING]

[CRYING]

[SHOUTING]

HELP!

I'M RIGHT HERE.

HELP ME, PLEASE.

[SCREAMING]

AAH!

[GRUNTS]

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

AAAH! HELP ME!

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

VICTORIA, HEY!

HEY, VICTORIA.

VICTORIA, HEY, HEY.

JEAN-MICHELE! HEY.

JEAN-MICHELE!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

JEAN-MICHELE!

CAROLYN'S DEAD!

CAROLYN'S DEAD.

CAROLYN'S DEAD.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING]

AAAAH!

AAAH!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING]

OOF.

SHE'S DEAD!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[CRYING]

OH, NO.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[GRUNTS]

[GLASS BOTTLE ROLLS]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[WIND BLOWING]

HELLO?

[GLASS BOTTLE ROLLS]

HELLO?

ANYBODY?

IS ANYBODY THERE?

[CRACK]

[JANGLING]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME OUT THERE?

PLEASE, CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

CAN ANYBODY-- I'M STUCK IN HERE.

[RATTLING]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME OUT THERE?

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[CHAINS RATTLING]

[CRYING]

61, 62, 63,

64, 65, 66--

82, 83, 84,

85, 86--

91, 92, 93,

94, 95, 96,

97...102, 103,

104, 106...

332, 333, 334,

335, 336--

FUCK!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11, 12, 13...

[BATS SCREECHING]

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

[WATER DRIPPING]

HELLO?!

[CAR HORN HONKING]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME UP THERE?

[RATTLING]

[RATTLING]

SHIT.

[BANGING]

[CRASH]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

DAMN IT!

[FOOTSTEPS]

AAAAAH!

HELLO?

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!

HELLO?!

[RATTLING]

AAAAH!

[FOOTSTEPS]

AAAAH! [RATTLING]

[SCREAMING]

HELP!

HELLO?!

AAH!

HELP!

AAH!

[MAN SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[RATTLING]

MADEMOISELLE?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

HUH?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

STAY THERE, STAY THERE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

DON'T COME NEAR ME. STAY THERE.

STOP, JUST HOLD ON.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

STAY THERE. DON'T COME NEAR ME!

JUST DON'T. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[SPEAKING FRENCH] WAIT, WAIT.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

WHAT? [SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH] THE EXIT?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

IT'S BLOCKED?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

NO SHIT, ASSHOLE.

HEY--THAT'S MY FLASHLIGHT, ASSHOLE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

OK?

[WATER RUNNING]

HEY, WAIT.

I CAN'T SEE.

YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL SOMEBODY'S

FLASHLIGHT, YOU JERK.

WAIT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

[FOOTSTEPS]

YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT A MAP?

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

A PLAN OF THIS PLACE?

LET ME SEE.

IT'S A STREET MAP.

UP THERE, A STREET MAP.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

OH, GOD. STOP THAT.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

RUE ST. MEDARD, WHAT?

SO? [SCOFFS]

HEY, STOP.

HELLO?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

WAIT, THESE ARE THE SAME AS ABOVE

ON THE STREET LEVEL, THE SAME INTERSECTIONS?

OUI.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

THERE'S ANOTHER EXIT.

OUI, OUI. OK.

OUI. OK.

WAIT, WHERE ARE WE?

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO FAR.

BUT--

[SIGHS]

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

W--W--WERE YOU AT THE PARTY?

WERE YOU AT THE PARTY?

[CRUMBLING]

DID YOU GET LOST, TOO?

[WIND BLOWING]

HEY?

WILL YOU WAIT UP?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

JUST SLOW DOWN A LITTLE.

PLEASE SLOW DOWN.

I HIT MY HEAD.

HMM.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[GRUNTING]

DON'T TOUCH ME.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

Victoria: HEY?

WILL YOU--YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST.

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

PLEASE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[GASPS]

HEY?

WAIT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHY ARE WE S--

WHY ARE WE STOPPING?

WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.

[GASPS]

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

WHAT IS THAT?

GET AWAY FROM ME. DON'T TOUCH ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH ME.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

WHAT ARE YOU--

PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

GET AWAY FROM ME. TA-DA!

[LAUGHING]

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

YOU'RE FUCKIN' HYSTERICAL.

HUH?

[NO AUDIO]

[CRACKLING]

PERFECT.

HENRI.

ANRE?

NO, NO, NO. HENRI.

ANRE-HE.

[GIGGLES]

THAT'S YOUR NAME?

OUI.

I'M VICTORIA.

VICTORIA? MM-HMM.

VICTORIA!

[LAUGHING]

YEAH.

MY SISTER DIED YESTERDAY.

[MUNCHING]

AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS YESTERDAY.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[GASPS] WE HAVE TO GO.

HENRI?

HENRI?

HENRI?

HENRI?!

HENRI?!

HENRI, GOD DAMN IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

HENRI?

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE!

I'LL DIE HERE.

[PANTING]

OK.

[GLASS BOTTLE ROLLS] AAH!

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' FLASHLIGHT.

NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

MADEMOISELLE.

YOU FUCKIN' DICK.

GET OFF ME! OOF!

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

COME ON, HENRI. YOU'RE DRUNK.

WE HAVE TO FIND THE OTHER EXIT.

VICTORIA? REMEMBER?

VICTORIA?

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

HENRI, WATCH OUT. BE CAREFUL.

PAY ATTENTION, HENRI.

JUST GO SLOWLY

AND BE CAREFUL.

[CRASH]

ARE YOU OK?

[LAUGHING, SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SCREAMS]

HENRI?

HENRI!

HENRI.

[GROANING]

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

[SCREAMING]

IT'S GONNA BE OK.

OH, MY GOD.

[SCREAMING]

HENRI, GIVE ME YOUR HAND! JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND, OK?

JUST GIVE YOUR HAND, PLEASE?

HENRI, JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND! JUST GET UP, PLEASE,

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

[CRYING]

HENRI, GIVE ME YOUR--

OK, OK, YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW. 1, 2, 3, GO...

[SCREAMING]

[CRYING] NO!

DON'T LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT ME!

HENRI!

COME ON.

YOU CAN DO IT. COME ON.

OK. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1...COME ON!

YOU GOTTA HELP ME! TRY HARDER, PLEASE!

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

HENRI, WE'RE GONNA TRY IT WITH 2 HANDS NOW, OK?

2 HANDS.

COME ON, HENRI!

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

NO, I'M SORRY! I'M GONNA COME BACK.

I'M GONNA FIND THE EXIT AND I'M GONNA COME BACK, OK?

[SHOUTING IN FRENCH]

SORRY! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! I'M GONNA COME BACK!

DAMN! NO!

VICTORIA!

VICTORIA! NO! [SHOUTING IN FRENCH]

HENRI?

ARE YOU OK?

I THINK I GOT TURNED AROUND SOMEHOW.

HENRI?

HENRI?

[CRASH]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SCREAMS]

[GURGLING]

[CRYING]

JESUS.

[SIGHS] FUCK.

[SCREAMING]

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

MY GOD.

HELLO?

[WHISPERING] OH, PLEASE.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

FUCK!

FUCK!

[MUFFLED VOICE]

[ROARING]

[ROARING]

LEAVE ME ALONE!

[SCREAMS]

FUCK! STAY ON.

STAY ON, STAY ON.

JUST DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE.

PLEASE, DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE, TURN ON.

TURN ON. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

TURN ON.

PLEASE. [CRYING]

OH, PLEASE, JUST TURN BACK ON! DON'T DIE.

Carolyn: VICTORIA?

I KNEW IT.

THAT'S HYSTERICAL.

YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME,

DIDN'T YOU?

[INDISTINCT VOICES]

[LAUGHING]

I KNEW IT! OH, MY GOD.

[LAUGHING]

THAT'S HYSTERICAL.

YOU THOUGHT I WAS REALLY DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME,

DIDN'T YOU?

WE FAKED THE SLASH. IT'S COSTUME BLOOD.

[SCREAMING]

THERE'S NO MONSTER. IT WAS JUST A PRANK.

IT WAS JUST HUGO IN A MASK.

WILL YOU SHOW HER?

LOOK.

SEE.

[SCREAMING]

IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

NOT A JOKE, A PRANK. AN INITIATION.

THE CULT OF THE BLACK VIRGIN.

THE MONSTER IN THE GOAT MASK.

IT'S JUST AN UNDERGROUND HAUNTED HOUSE

THAT THEY MADE TO SCARE THEIR FRIENDS.

THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.

WE WERE GONNA EXPLAIN EVERYTHING,

BUT THE COPS SHOWED UP AND RAIDED AND SEPARATED US,

AND IT JUST GOT ALL MESSED UP.

WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU DOWN HERE EVER SINCE.

YOU'VE BEEN CRAWLING THE MAIN

FOR ALMOST 12 HOURS.

[SPEAKING FRENCH, LAUGHING]

HELLO?

HEY, VICTORIA!

STOP RUNNING!

VICTORIA!

WE FOUND HER!

I KNEW THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE RUNNING FROM.

HE'S THE ONE! YOU CAN'T HEAR NOTHING!

YOU SHOUTING, YOU CAN'T HEAR NOTHING.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

NO!

OH, MY GOD. HENRI.

DAMN! NO!

HEY. STOP BEING SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE.

NO, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE, BUT WE DID.

THAT'S WHAT THESE GUYS DO.

[SCREAMS]

Carolyn: NIC, DOES EVERY SINGLE MOMENT

IN YOUR LIFE HAVE TO REVOLVE AROUND

SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE?

DID YOU SEE ANY GHOSTS YET?

THE GUYS ARE JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

THEY LIVE FOR THAT SHIT.

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.

HEY.

YOU SCARED ME.

GOOD. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SCARED.

THERE'S NOT A HOMICIDAL MANIAC

LURKING IN EVERY SHADOW.

JEAN-MICHELE ALWAYS SAYS,

"WHEN YOU SURVIVE YOUR OWN DEATH, YOU'RE REBORN."

IT'S THE WHOLE REASON WE COME DOWN TO THE CATACOMBS.

ONLY WITH A CONSTANT AWARENESS,

OF OUR IMPENDING DEATH,

CAN WE APPRECIATE OUR LIVES FULLY.

WHY DID YOU THINK I WANTED YOU

TO COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP YOU GET OVER YOUR ISSUES,

GET RID OF THOSE STUPID PILLS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WHERE DID JEAN-MICHELE GO?

Carolyn: I DON'T KNOW.

VICTORIA, DID YOU SEE HIM?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

HOLY SHIT, JEAN-MICHELE.

OH, GOD. OH, MY GOD.

STOP SHAKING HIM!

Hugo: COME ON! IS HE DEAD?

JEAN-MICHELE! OH, GOD.

GET OFF OF HIM! STOP SHAKING HIM!

NO, NO, NO, NO. JEAN-MICHELE.

NO, NO!

CHECK HIS PULSE.

Carolyn: WHAT WAS SHE FUCKING DOING?

JEAN-MICHELE!

Hugo: JEAN-MICHELE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Carolyn: YOU STUPID, FUCKING CUNT.

HE'S DEAD.

HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID?

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT STUPID LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS?

LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID!

GET UP AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

GET UP! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID!

LOOK AT IT! I'M SORRY.

YOU STUPID, FUCKING BITCH!

I FUCKING HATE YOU!

EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE

IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE IS A MISTAKE.

YOU'RE SORRY. YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING SORRY.

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!

LOOK WHAT YOU DID--THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU COULDN'T EVEN KILL YOURSELF!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

YOU CRAZY, STUPID BITCH!

EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'VE EVER DONE--

NO!

Victoria: MY SISTER SENT ME A POSTCARD.

ALL IT SAID WAS, "COME TO PARIS.

IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU."

48 HOURS AFTER I ARRIVED,

SHE AND EVERYONE I'D MET WERE DEAD.

AIRPORT, PLEASE.

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[BLUE BUTTERFLY BY VIOLET UK PLAYING]

* ANOTHER BURNING SKY

* THE NARCOTIC SUN

* I CAST MY SHADOW INTO THE WILL OF GOD *

* YOU WANNA FOLLOW

* YOU WANNA SWALLOW

* YOU POISON FROM THE DARK SIDE *

* AS SWEET AS LOVE

* FROM THE HEAVEN

* UNDRESSING THE CLOUDS

* STRIPS AWAY YOUR SNAKESKIN *

* OF FAITH IN MAN

* SUFFER YOUR SORROW

* WITHIN THE SHALLOW END

* AND LISTEN TO THE SEX ON THE RADIO *

* GOD ON YOUR LEFT

* THE DEVIL ON YOUR RIGHT

* THEY WHISPER THE LOVE SONG

* IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

* ARE YOU WAITING TO FLY?

* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?

* NO MYSTERY, IT WANTS YOU

* SOMEDAY LOVE WILL TURN TO

* A BUTTERFLY

* WELCOME TO NEUROSIS

* DISCOVER YOUR SECRETS

* OH, BABY, I JUST WANNA WATCH YOU WRITHE *

* TO FEEL CLOSER

* TO BASIC NATURE

* LISTEN TO YOUR HEARTBEAT SCREAMING *

* GOD ON YOUR LEFT

* THE DEVIL ON YOUR RIGHT

* THEY WHISPER THE LOVE SONG

* IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

* ARE YOU READY TO FLY?

* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?

* NO MYSTERY, IT WANTS TO

* SOMEDAY LOVE WILL TURN TO

* A BUTTERFLY

* TO BE SOON

* A BLUE BUTTERFLY

* FLYING AROUND

* AND STAB YOU WITH SWEET LOVE

* IT'S IN THE DARK

* AND FLOWERS CRIMSON THE SUN

* AND THE VINES

* IT'S DRAWING YOU CLOSER