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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,319 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,730 I'm almost done packing up all of Alex's stuff, 3 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:11,120 so we should have no trouble moving her out of here. 4 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:13,640 Justin, she hasn't even found a place to live yet. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,740 Details, details, Dad. 6 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,680 The fact is, she is moving out. 7 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,920 And whether that means today, or later today, 8 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:22,590 or early this evening, I'm gonna be ready for it. 9 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:26,730 Oh, Jerry, look at all this stuff. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,630 Aw, that's Alex's Good Manners ribbon from first grade. 11 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:35,570 I remember when she threw erasers at her teacher until he gave her that. 12 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,530 Hey, Ma, look what I found. It's my ostrich nest. 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,740 Ugh, it's disgusting, get rid of it. 14 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:44,920 Hey, Mom. First of all, this is where I do my homework. 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,920 And second of all... 16 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:49,820 I don't know why I just said "second of all." 17 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,960 I hear people say that sometimes. 18 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:53,960 Get rid of it, honey, and while you're at it, 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,970 get rid of all the other junk you've got stored in your room. 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,610 How come you guys never get excited when I show you something cool? 21 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,710 I mean, even the garbage man says, "Hey, that's cool," 22 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:03,840 before he throws it in the truck. 23 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,550 Hey, look who's home! 24 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:11,790 How did the apartment hunting go? Huh? Any luck? 25 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:15,560 No pressure, but there's a moving truck coming in 15 minutes. 26 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,600 We didn't find anything. 27 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:19,660 I don't know if you people realize this, 28 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,830 but finding a cheap and spacious place to live 29 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:24,600 in the heart of New York City is not as easy as it sounds. 30 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,640 Yeah, and it turns out, when they say an apartment has "old world charm," 31 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,810 that means it smells like boiling cabbage. 32 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,840 Yeah, and when they say, "light and airy," 33 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,650 that means there's a hole in the roof. 34 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,680 Oh, yeah, and don't even get me started on "quaint." 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,520 That means one of us has to sleep in the bathtub. 36 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:39,720 - I... - I already told you no. 37 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,990 Honey, if everybody advertised the truth, 38 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:47,560 then we'd have to call our ham and cheese, "something and something else." 39 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,930 I thought that finding a new place would be a fresh start for me. 40 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:53,540 Something to get my mind off my breakup with Mason, 41 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,870 but I guess it's not really meant to be. 42 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,830 - Come on, Harper! - Yes! Run, you two! 43 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:17,560 Run like the wind to catch your dreams and don't stop until you get 'em! 44 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,670 And if your dreams aren't there, then just keep on running! 45 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,600 Whatever you do, don't come back! 46 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,000 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 47 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:31,780 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 48 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:33,880 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 49 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,780 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 50 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:37,990 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 51 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:39,720 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 52 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,620 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 53 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,590 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 54 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,890 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 55 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:47,630 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 56 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,700 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 57 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:54,640 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 58 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:58,640 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 59 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,810 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 60 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,850 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 61 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,850 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 62 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,990 ♪ What it seems ♪ 63 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,390 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 64 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:21,530 Wow, this place is beautiful! 65 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:24,900 I know. Just blow me up a mattress, and I'll sleep in the lobby! 66 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:26,540 - Well... - No. 67 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:33,750 Hello, ladies. Welcome to the Windsor Apartments. 68 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,550 My name is Dexter Qweezenberry, XXVII. 69 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,950 Named after my father. And his father before him. 70 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:43,660 - And his father before... - Are you really gonna do that 27 times? 71 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,830 Not anymore. 72 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,960 We're here about the apartment for rent. 73 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,970 Oh, the flyer. 74 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,800 Come right this way. 75 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,940 I think you're looking for the 13th floor. 76 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,680 But there is no 13th floor. 77 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,780 Or is there? 78 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:07,710 Uh, no, there's not. 79 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,780 Oh, darn it. I could never do anything dramatic. 80 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:13,950 There it is. Let's just go up. 81 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,770 When I saw that you had the flyer, I knew you had to be magical. 82 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,670 This secret floor is available only to wizard world tenants. 83 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:35,040 - I manage it. - I never knew these existed. 84 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:39,050 I know. And there are probably no rats here because that lady's snake hair eats them. 85 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,420 So that's a good thing. 86 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:44,650 Oh, a Christmas elf in the off-season. 87 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:48,950 Trash hands. Fancy. 88 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:52,620 There are hands all over this floor to help you with your daily deeds. 89 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,960 Ah, here it is. Apartment 13B. 90 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:59,860 These doors all have combination knocks. Watch. 91 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:02,570 Four. 92 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,700 Two. 93 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,700 Three. 94 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,670 Ta-da! 95 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:13,940 Oh, my goodness, a real floor! 96 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,650 Oh, my goodness, a real window! 97 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,620 Yeah, I currently live in a basement, so... 98 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:25,690 As you can see, this apartment has many wonderful amenities, 99 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,920 like this beautiful view. 100 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,960 Ah, of another building's rusty, old fire escape. 101 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,600 Pretend you didn't see that. You can choose your own view. 102 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,670 A beach. 103 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:42,800 A volcano. 104 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:48,610 My Wiztech graduation. 105 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,550 Go Fighting Trolls. 106 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:52,780 - Go. - Yeah. 107 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:56,590 Oh, does this fireplace work? 108 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,990 Yeah, but not so good. Our dragon has a cold. 109 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,690 Franklin? 110 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:07,860 It's OK. We'll just wear sweaters. 111 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,830 So, what do you think, ladies? 112 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:14,540 - We'll take it. - Perfect. 113 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,670 Like I said, as long as you're both wizards, it's all yours. 114 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,540 - Uh, yeah, about that... - Yeah. 115 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,650 - We're both wizards. - Then it's settled. 116 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,990 Welcome to the 13th floor of the Windsor Apartments! 117 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,560 You know, when we were little girls, 118 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,830 we would hold hands and jump up and down to celebrate. 119 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:37,760 But we're women now, so... 120 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:40,730 Mm-hm. 121 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,740 - We did it! - We got an apartment! 122 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,910 We're gonna live together! 123 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:58,520 This is what we're talking about, this kind of junk, Max! 124 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,790 My reggae banana is not junk. 125 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:01,990 Look what it says on the back. 126 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,920 "Eat your potassium, mon." 127 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,560 That's good advice. 128 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,790 Give it to the garbage "mon." 129 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:14,800 Everybody, good news. We found an apartment! 130 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:20,870 Did you just say you found an apartment? 131 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:23,510 Yeah, and that's not even the best part. 132 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:26,710 It's a secret wizard apartment on a secret 13th floor. 133 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,580 - Yes! - A secret wizard apartment? 134 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,750 I used to live in one of those. 135 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,790 Man, I had some wild times in there. 136 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,960 One night, I was in a hot tub with a Pegasus and there was all these... 137 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,560 Congratulations, honey. 138 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,800 I know about the Pegasus, Jerry. And I'm not jealous. 139 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,530 Talk about a horse face. 140 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,910 The only problem is the apartment has this "wizards only" policy, 141 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,670 which makes me kind of nervous. 142 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,840 Well, you can't let a little thing like that stop you. 143 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:00,920 Ah, here. This'll make you look like a wizard. 144 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,550 It's Alex's training wand. 145 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,620 It has one simple function so you can practice magic 146 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,890 even when you don't have magic. This one opens things. 147 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,820 Just point it at the object you want to open, 148 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:11,660 say "open," and it'll open. 149 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,960 OK, um... Open pretzels. 150 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,570 Oh, no, no, no, this is too much power for one person. 151 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,940 - Harper, relax! - OK. 152 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:30,580 Alex, since you're moving out and everything, 153 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,950 I decided to give you a housewarming present. 154 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,550 Thanks. 155 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,480 Doesn't seem like you're taking it that hard. 156 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,650 Oh, you're right. Well, what about now? 157 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:43,990 Alex! Alex, I'm taking this so hard that you're leaving! I... 158 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,760 - Better? - Much better. 159 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,640 OK, that's the last of it, I guess. 160 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,740 Yep. Certainly... 161 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,880 ...appears that way! 162 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:11,780 Mr. and Mrs. Russo, are you guys OK? Hl. 163 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:13,820 Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. 164 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,620 It's just hard. 165 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:21,660 Oh! I mean, our second favorite child is leaving home. 166 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:28,870 Yep, I agree, you guys. It's all very, very sad. 167 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:33,880 Well, we'd better give them their space. Everyone out! 168 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:36,910 See you guys at Christmas. 169 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:42,650 Oh, honey. We're really gonna miss you. Oh... 170 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:45,490 Now remember, if you need anything... 171 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,890 ...just call us, OK? 172 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,730 OK. Don't worry. I'm ready for this. 173 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,830 I really think that the best thing for me right now 174 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,560 is to be on my own. 175 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,770 Yeah. Two gals living totally independent lives in the big city. 176 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,900 Just me and my best friend, free of all the baggage from my past. 177 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:09,840 Alex? 178 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,750 Mason? What are you doing here? 179 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,780 I live here. 180 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,320 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. 181 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,630 I can't believe it, Alex. This must be a sign. 182 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,430 We're supposed to get back together. 183 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,090 This is not a sign, Mason. 184 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,630 Think about it. What are the chances we'd both be looking for an apartment, 185 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:34,600 and we'd both randomly find the same flyer, 186 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:38,510 and that flyer would lead us both to the same secret, magical floor of this building? 187 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:42,240 Well, when he puts it like that, it does sound like a sign. 188 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,280 Yeah, go unpack something. 189 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:52,450 Look, Mason, I moved out with Harper so that we could be independent. 190 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:55,520 Sorry, but a boyfriend doesn't really fit into that plan right now. 191 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,430 OK. If that's how you feel, then I'll respect your wishes. 192 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,500 I look forward to exchanging meaningless pleasantries with you 193 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,300 when we pass each other in the hallway. 194 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,240 Nice earrings. 195 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,310 I can't believe this, Harper. 196 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:17,210 I'm living in a new place with my best friend, 197 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,480 and the first neighbor I meet is my ex-boyfriend. 198 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,320 So you know what you need to do to take your mind off of him? 199 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,550 We haven't met the rest of our neighbors. 200 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:27,260 We should have a housewarming party. 201 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,590 Yeah, you're right. 202 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:32,400 What better way to kick off our new, independent lives 203 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,530 than by throwing a party? 204 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,400 See? You've already stopped thinking about Mason. 205 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,270 Excuse me, Alex. 206 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,570 It's me, Mason. 207 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,350 I went ahead and picked up your mail. 208 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:50,320 I have mail already? 209 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,250 Well, actually, it's a letter I wrote. Nothing special. 210 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:56,590 Just a stream-of-consciousness outpouring of my most vulnerable thoughts and wishes. 211 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,430 Nice weather we're having today. 212 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:15,210 Guys, since we have all this great new time on our hands, 213 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,340 I took the liberty of creating an itinerary 214 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:21,350 full of events, filling our evening full of Alex-free activities. 215 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,180 Uh... Justin, we're kind of enjoying 216 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,280 our peace and quiet right now. 217 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,620 Dad, if you had read the itinerary, you'd see 218 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,490 that there's a scheduled peace and quiet break 219 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,320 right after we share stories about how we don't miss Alex. 220 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,260 - We've gotta get him out of here. - I've got it. 221 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,530 Oh, my goodness, will you look at this? 222 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:45,340 Alex left her magazine here! 223 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,240 Oh, too bad there's no way of getting it to her. 224 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:53,480 Yeah, it's just gonna sit there and bug us! 225 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:57,380 Ugh! Nothing we can do about it! 226 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,350 Oh... Nothing! 227 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,620 All right... 228 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,460 I guess I'll have to be the one to take it to her. 229 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,390 I'll do it, but this is the last time 230 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,360 I let her ruin our new lives without her. 231 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,200 The last time! 232 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,240 He totally misses her. 233 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,170 I do not miss her! 234 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:35,550 Come on in. Welcome to the party thrown by the cool girls of Apartment 13B. 235 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:38,290 The "B" stands for "best party on this floor." OK. 236 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,160 - Alex? - Felix? 237 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:42,590 Don't tell me you live here, too. 238 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:45,460 - I live here, too! - This is so crazy. 239 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,500 Wait, did you bring your wand? Let's see it. 240 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,500 Well, I don't like to show it off, but... 241 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:54,410 Behold the most powerful wand in the Wizard World! 242 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,410 Cheers, Alex. 243 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,340 You look smashing tonight. 244 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,250 Eh? "Smashing?" 245 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,350 I remember how you used to love my cute British vernacular. 246 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,390 Listen, Mason... 247 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,620 Dodgy, quid, knickers... 248 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,290 Bob's your uncle. 249 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,590 What? Mason, you have to stop. 250 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:17,160 Why can't you just open your heart to me? 251 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,270 Because I don't want a boyfriend right now. 252 00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:22,330 Very well. Then you won't hear another pip, pip 253 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,600 out of this mush. 254 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,170 Nothing? 255 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:37,220 Hey, Alex. I brought you my collection of oil-on-canvas Julia Roberts paintings. 256 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:41,390 - Really? - What? She's America's sweetheart. 257 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,420 All right, I'm just gonna put this with the rest of my stuff... 258 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,230 ...that I gave you. 259 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,270 Attention, everyone! 260 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:54,300 If you need your drinks opened, just ask me and I'll do it with magic. 261 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:59,470 Because I can. Which is why it's OK for me to live here. 262 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,410 So, yeah. Open bottles. 263 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,280 Yeah. 264 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,420 Harper, what are you doing? 265 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,520 Magic. What else would I be doing? 266 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,360 You know me. Always doing magic. 267 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,430 Yeah, it's a training wand. It has one power. 268 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,590 It opens things. 269 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:23,300 What? Don't mess with the view. It matches my outfit. No! 270 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,640 Open Alex's heart. 271 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,250 Oh, hi. 272 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,620 What's your name? 273 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,620 Ogre Moloney. 274 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,290 Oh, wow, that's a really cool name. 275 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,530 I'm Alex. 276 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,500 - Uh, pardon me, Alex. - Not now, Mason. 277 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:57,300 I'm about to open up my heart to Ogre Moloney. 278 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,440 I... I don't know what it is about you, 279 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,240 but I can't seem to get you out of my mind. 280 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:10,450 Yeah? My hideous face and relentless cheese stench 281 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,150 sometimes have that effect on people. 282 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,520 Oh, stop it. 283 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:26,530 Oh, Ogre Moloney. You're so funny. 284 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:31,300 And you just have the cutest little warts all over your face. 285 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,200 I've got to admit, most of the girls I've dated 286 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,140 aren't as symmetrical as you. 287 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:39,440 - Well... - This is very exciting! 288 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:45,280 Let's try this again. Open Alex's heart. 289 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:48,520 Alex, Alex, over here! Look quickly! 290 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,460 Hey, Alex. What's goin' on? 291 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:53,320 You and me are goin' on. 292 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,560 I feel like I can tell you anything. 293 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,330 Oh, my gosh. It's finally happening. 294 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,270 Excuse me. 295 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,600 What do you think you're doing, talking to my woman? 296 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,200 I hate to break it to you, pal, 297 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,370 but this woman's had a thing for me for a very long time 298 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,340 and has recently had the courage to admit it. 299 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,310 Even though you are big and brutish, 300 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:20,180 I happen to know for a fact she prefers men with freakishly bad posture. 301 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,120 Guys, guys, you don't need to fight! 302 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,620 My heart is big enough for both of you. 303 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,530 Mason, what are you doing? 304 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,470 I'm trying to get Alex to open her heart to me. 305 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,270 What? No, just give me that! 306 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,370 I'm the only one who gets to open things with that thing! 307 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,170 Give it! Just give it! 308 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,570 It would be a lot easier if you just give it to me! 309 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,410 Alex! 310 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,310 Got you some more housewarming gifts! 311 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,220 - Gimme! - No, just let go of it! 312 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:56,250 We're free! 313 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,390 Well, I guess that ruined the surprise. 314 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,390 It's a box of screaming banshees. 315 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,560 Enjoy. 316 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,660 Party! 317 00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:07,430 Alex, I brought you your magazine, 318 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:08,530 and I hope this teaches you a lesson... 319 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,400 You're having a screaming banshee party? 320 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,470 I've heard about these. 321 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,210 No, you have not. 322 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,110 Justin, you've got to do something. 323 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,480 Max released all these screaming banshees 324 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,550 and Mason used my training wand to make Alex fall in love with everyone. 325 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:24,420 Say no more, Harper. I'm on it. 326 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,450 Fanshee, schmansee, get rid of the banshee. 327 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,530 - How'd you do that? - Child safety lock. 328 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,230 Everything's back to normal. 329 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,300 Oh, so which one are you going out with, Alex? 330 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,340 Me or this ogre? 331 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,210 What?! I'm not going out with either of you. 332 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,380 Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna last. 333 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:55,220 - Wanna hang out? - Sure. 334 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,520 But first we gotta hose you down. 335 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:59,450 OK. It's not gonna work. 336 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:03,290 What's going on here? 337 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,460 Mason used my wand on your heart. 338 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,090 And I stepped in and fixed everything. 339 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,360 I realize now why I felt so weird about you being gone. 340 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400 It's because cleaning up other people's messes 341 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,470 and then being able to silently judge them afterwards 342 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500 is what makes my life complete. 343 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,380 Did you just say I make your life complete? 344 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,580 No. 345 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,350 Oh, my gosh. You miss me! 346 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,380 No, I don't miss you! 347 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,320 Here, take your magazine. It's the only reason I came here. 348 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:38,220 - Bye! - I miss you, too! 349 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,230 Alex, I'm sorry I ruined your party, 350 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,560 but I can't apologize for my feelings. 351 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,200 I let you go way too easily the last time, 352 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,530 and I won't let it happen again. I'm not giving up on us. 353 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,470 Mason, please. 354 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,180 All right, then. 355 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,860 The artichoke dip was delightful. 356 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:09,420 Alex? Harper? Why am I receiving complaints 357 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,520 about the new residents throwing a party? 358 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,460 I'm so, so sorry, Dexter. 359 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,300 It won't happen again, I promise. 360 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,500 I should hope not. Parties aren't allowed. 361 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:20,400 Also, you didn't invite me. 362 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,500 And I'm always the life of the party. 363 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,640 I do the Dougie... 364 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:27,210 Lean and brush! Lean and brush! 365 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,440 Do the Dougie! Do the Dougie! 366 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,580 Your loss. 367 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,880 Well... That's exactly how I imagine 368 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,560 our first day in our new place going. 369 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:06,360 No, but we're not focusing on the past, remember? 370 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400 Things can only get better from here on out. 371 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,640 Right. Let's go to bed. I'll take the couch. 372 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,470 Wow, things are already getting better. 373 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,610 Of course. 374 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,280 Well, good night, Harper. 375 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,420 Good night, Alex. Good night, Franklin. 376 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,690 Good night, Franklin. 377 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,520 Good night, Alex, Harper and Franklin. 378 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,690 What? 379 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,560 Max? 380 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,300 What are you doing here? 381 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,300 Alex, I figured since my stuff is already in your apartment, 382 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,600 I might as well just live with you guys. 383 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,300 - What do you say? - Get out! 384 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,640 Fine. I'll just see my stuff tomorrow. 385 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,620 Hello, Max. 386 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,260 Do I... Do I know you? 387 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,490 Well, that doesn't matter. 388 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,260 I know you. 389 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:11,460 And you seem like someone who would enjoy 390 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,600 going to a very special wizard camp. 391 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:19,470 Canoeing, archery... 392 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,410 Cotton candy? 393 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,540 Yeah, this sounds like fun. 394 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:24,240 I can't wait to run home and tell my parents. 395 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,580 Oh, make sure to tell your dad it's free. 396 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:29,520 - Oh, he'll like that. - Come on! 397 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,620 Going down? 398 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,020 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 399 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:39,620 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31052

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