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The Autumn Moon Feast
is a great werewolf holiday.
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We do this great ritual called
"Find the Squeaky Bone."
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Whoever finds it gets to squeak it.
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I've squeaked it five years in a row.
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In your face, Uncle Walter.
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Well, let's go so I can
finally meet your parents.
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My parents?
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Uh... You know,
the Autumn Moon Feast
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is a stupid holiday.
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I'm not even going this year.
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No, no, no, no, no.
The only stupid holidays
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are the ones where you
still have to go to school.
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Like Valentine's Day,
or St. Patrick's Day,
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or my birthday.
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Come on, I really want
to meet your parents.
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Oh, look. Magazines.
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When did they put those there?
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I have a feeling that you
don't want me to meet them.
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Of course I want you to meet them.
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It's just that the family feast
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is no place to get to know my parents.
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It's messy and it's loud
and my cousins have fleas.
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OK, well then, bring your
parents to the Sub Station.
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I mean, we still have fleas,
but at least it's quieter.
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Oh, I have a feeling you're not
gonna take "no" for an answer.
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If more people got that about me,
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life would be so much easier for them.
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problemwith the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go tyour head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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OK, that's it, Jerry.
We've cleared out
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- all the leftovers.
- Great. OK, Max.
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Come and get my "End of the
Week" breakfast scramble.
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Dad, I didn't even like
the food the first time around.
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Why do we have to have it again?
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- Is that a sparerib?
- Ah!
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I already called it.
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Shouldn't a breakfast scramble
at least have an egg in it?
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Fine, I'll put an egg in it.
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Technically, it's not a leftover,
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but the ones we have are pretty old.
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Put my stomach in a good mood,
make this taste like kid food.
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OK, Max, go get your brother.
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We have to eat this while it's hot.
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Otherwise, it'll get cold
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and your Dad will put whipped cream on it
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and make us eat it for dessert.
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
Grab me a plate.
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Mmm! It is delicious.
Forget the plate.
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Get me a Jerry-sized spoon.
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Where's breakfast?
I hear there's an egg in it.
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Egg.
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I got the egg, I got the egg!
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Hey, that's my egg!
No fair, I saw it first.
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My egg!
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- Max!
- Don't touch me.
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What is going on?
Why are Mom and Dad
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acting like a bunch
of four-year-olds?
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Justin, I have no idea.
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I mean, it couldn't have had
anything to do with
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the kid food spell
I put in their breakfast.
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Cooties! Cooties!
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Oh, come on.
Kissy, kiss, kiss, kiss.
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You think it had nothing
to do with the spell?
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- Nah.
- Really?
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Well, now that you asked me twice,
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I'm getting my suspicions.
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Just one little kiss.
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Well, looks like I'm gonna
have to fix this mess.
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Just likalways.
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No, you don't.
I'm the one who's
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gonna be the family wizard, not you.
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OK, family wizard, fine.
Good luck with it.
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Ew, ew, ew!
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I'm gonna kiss you!
One little kiss.
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Max did it.
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What? Dude, I swear
it wasn't me.
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I was talking to you the whole time.
You saw me, right?
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OK, there she is.
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Now remember, you're my parents,
Grant and Linda.
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You're both British, you were a ballerina,
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and you were a fighter pilot
in the Royal Navy.
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Yay, you're here!
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Alex, allow me to introduce
my mother and father.
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Hi, it's very nice to meet you,
Mr. and Mrs. Greybeck.
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I can see where Mason gets his...
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...last name.
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Oh, my, Mason.
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Is this the lovely lass of whom
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- you've been speaking about?
- Top o' the mornin' to ya.
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"Top o' the mornin'"?
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I didn't know that was a British saying.
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Uh, correct. It's Irish.
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When I was a kid, we lived in Dublin.
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Right, you have all the
backstory. Time to go.
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No, no, no, wait!
Wait, no.
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Please tell me about when Mason was a kid.
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- Have a seat.
- Oh, uh...
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Well...
when he was a lad,
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he was, uh... small...
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...and, uh... young. Oh!
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It really hit me how young he was.
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Isn't that right, Grant?
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Yeah.
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He was way younger than us.
Always has been.
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Why do you sound American all of a sudden?
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I was a fighter pilot in the Royal Navy.
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And I was a ballerina.
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Well, then, I'm glad everyone met.
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Let's go, Mommy and Daddy.
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Oh, hey, Bill and Molly.
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Why are you calling
Mason's parents Bill and Molly?
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- Well, this should be good.
- They're not his parents.
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They work at the craft store
down the street.
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You know, that one you call,
"Harper, hurry up!"
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What's going on here, Mason?
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I didn't want you to meet my real parents,
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so I paid Bill and Molly
to pretend to be my parents.
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Uh, not yet, you didn't.
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You guys were terrible.
I'm not paying you.
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Yeah, you were pretty bad.
Let's go.
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Like he believed you were a ballerina.
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Hey, that wasn't my idea.
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I can't believe you'd lie like that.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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It's just that my parents
are always very judgmental
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of my girlfriends. They've
never liked any of them.
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OK, well, that's no excuse
for faking your parents.
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It's not my fault you
dated a bunch of losers
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until you met me.
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Alex, I panicked.
I'm sorry.
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Well, sorry isn't good enough.
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You are taking me to the Autumn Moon Feast
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so your parents can see I'm
the best girlfriend ever.
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This is you.
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You look like throw up.
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Justin, good news.
I found a spell I think is gonna work.
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It's the first thing in the book.
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The "Table Contents."
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"Table of Contents" is not a spell.
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Will you just admit you need my help?
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I can fix this with just
one wave of the wand.
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Please, I got this all under control.
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Ah!
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Yummy cookies bring lots of cheers,
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gobble 'em up and add some years.
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Who wants cookies?
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- Cookies!
- Cookie, cookie!
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Mmm!
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What are you guys staring at?
Do I have a zit?
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Ew.
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I'm gonna change my status
to say "not with her."
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Oh, don't break up with me.
I love you so much!
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I love you too, babe.
We're back together.
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Teenagers.
Yep, you're getting closer.
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Out of all the caves in the world,
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your parents choose the one in a sewer?
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It's under Manhattan.
It's worth a fortune.
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Well, this is my parents' cave.
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Those are my parents over there.
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- Oh.
- Hello, Son.
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Ah! And you must be Alex.
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Ah.
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- So nice to... meet you.
- Ah!
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- She smells clean.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
- It's not a compliment.
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- Clearly, she's a bather.
- Oh. Well, don't worry.
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We'll find you something to roll around in.
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And you...
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...smell... dreadful.
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I did fall in the sewer
on the way down, so...
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- Nice touch.
- Hi, I'm Harper.
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Very nice to meet you, Harper.
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That is quite a creative ensemble.
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I believe I recognize a fellow crafter
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when I see one, eh?
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Well, look at that, you totally hit it off.
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We should get going.
This has been a lovely feast.
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And there's the moon.
All done.
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Nonsense, Mason.
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This is the Autumn Moon Feast.
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I have been crafting all week
for this celebration.
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- Would you like a tour?
- Definitely.
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Good, let's go.
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Your mother is so awesome.
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See, Mason?
We can't leave.
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This is your parents' chance
to really get to know me.
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Absolutely.
So, Alex,
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why don't you and your friend
wolf up like Mason here
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so we can get this party started, eh, what?
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"Wolf up"?
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You told them I'm a werewolf?
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Hmm. Yeah, see, I might
have mentioned that.
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Oh, look, they're serving
chipmunks and dip.
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Mason, why would you tell
your parents I'm a werewolf?
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- You just keep lying.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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The truth is my parents only
want me to date werewolf girls.
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OK, but you're not dating a werewolf girl.
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You're dating a
smooth-skinned wizard.
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Wouldn't it be easier if you
just told them the truth?
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Unless you're ashamed of me.
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Of course, I'm not ashamed of you.
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But they won't understand.
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Please, just go with it.
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Use a spell to turn yourself
into a werewolf.
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So, you want me to pretend
to be someone I'm not,
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instead of just telling them I'm a wizard.
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See how easy that sounded?
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OK. If this is how
you want it to be.
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Thank you, darling.
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Alex, OK. This place is
everything I hoped it would be.
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Who knew that a simple,
red-headed girl
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born backstage at a nightclub in Nebraska,
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could have so much in common with a
family of polite British werewolves?
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Mason told his parents I'm a werewolf.
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He lied again?
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Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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If Mason wants a werewolf,
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I'm gonna give him the best werewolf ever.
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Give us hair and fur, and big ol' teeth,
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for sure.
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Oh, great.
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The sideburns I never wanted.
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Dad, that's my shirt.
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Not anymore.
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You teenagers are surprisingly cruel.
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- Justin, I need your help.
- Wait. Need my help?
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The next all-powerful
Russo family wizard
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is admitting defeat?
I'm confused here.
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That's exactly right.
See, you're not confused at all.
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All right.
Fine, I'll help.
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It's actually a very simple spell.
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I just gotta find my wand...
It's somewhere around here.
251
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It's fine, you can just use mine.
252
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,790
All right.
253
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Mine's gone, too.
254
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,630
Mom?
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00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,700
Dad. What did you do
with our wands?
256
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,640
I don't know. What did
you do with our freedom?
257
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,910
Yeah. I can't wait to get
a job and move out of here.
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OK.
259
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,910
And that was our traditional
Autumn Moon Feast song,
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with a little extra chorus from Alex.
261
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,710
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Alex, sweetheart.
263
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No need to overdo it
with the werewolf stuff.
264
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,490
Oh, I'm sorry, do you want me to stop?
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Because I can take my wand out right here,
266
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and un-werewolf myself
in front of everybody.
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No, no, werewolf on.
268
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And now, it's time for our favorite ritual,
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"Find the Squeaky Bone."
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Whoever finds it, gets to squeak it.
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Don't tell anyone, dear, all right,
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but this year as an added bonus,
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I marinated the squeaky bone
all day in reindeer guts.
274
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It's ever so festive.
275
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All right. Everyone ready?
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Let's...
Find... that... bone!
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I bet it's in here.
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- Nope, I was wrong.
- Alex, take it easy.
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Actually, I knew it wasn't in there.
280
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,880
Ooh! Maybe it's
in the feast.
281
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,590
Well, now you're not even looking.
282
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,900
Well, of course I am!
283
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Just using my werewolf senses.
284
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:09,600
Oh! There it is!
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00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:18,650
Found it!
286
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,450
Alex, my love, what are you doing?
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00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,690
You're embarrassing me
in front of my family.
288
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,890
Oh, so you're embarrassed
if I am a werewolf,
289
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,890
and you're embarrassed if I'm not.
290
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,460
What would you like me
to be for you, Mason?
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00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,570
Mom, Dad.
292
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,940
You need to tell me
where you put our wands.
293
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,950
- Turn that off.
- Hey!
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00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,480
This generation of teenagers is mindless.
295
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,820
Max!
296
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:56,920
Where have you been?
297
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,620
We are in the middle
of a teenage wasteland!
298
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,790
Oh.
299
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,630
Hey, Jer, there's
a party tonight at Talia's.
300
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,900
- You want to go?
- Nah, she's lame.
301
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:13,870
- Hey, that's my girlfriend.
- Yeah. That's why she's lame.
302
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,640
Let's go anyway.
303
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:19,810
Listen to me.
No one is going anywhere.
304
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,580
You two are grounded.
You hear me?
305
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,580
Listen to me.
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00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:28,650
No one is going anywhere.
You two are grounded.
307
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,720
You hear me?
308
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,420
I'll tell you guys what, OK?
309
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,490
I'll make you a deal. Huh?
You give me the wands,
310
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,730
and uh... I'll let you
go to the party tonight.
311
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,830
Huh? Do we have a deal?
312
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,500
- Fine.
- Whatever.
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00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:44,600
Thank you.
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In the back pocket.
In the couch.
315
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,470
- We didn't look very good.
- Unbelievable.
316
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,840
All right, quick, do the spell.
317
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,450
Eat-sa, Eat-sa,
magic pizza.
318
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,550
Change 'em back from head to feetsa.
319
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,550
Hey, guys, why don't you come over here
320
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,720
and grab a slice of pizza before you go?
321
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,490
- Oh.
- Cool.
322
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,420
- Sure, thanks.
- Yeah, chow down.
323
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,430
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
324
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:22,440
What is this mess?!
325
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,440
I don't know.
326
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,540
But I'm pretty sure it has
something to do with
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00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,710
those two teenagers.
Boys, clean this up.
328
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,680
Ah. They grow up so fast.
329
00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,590
- Come on, go on then.
- Come on, girl!
330
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,620
- She won't bite.
- Leave it! Leave it!
331
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,830
- Leave it!
- Alex, give the bone back.
332
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,800
There's a good girl.
333
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,860
- Good girl.
- Mason...
334
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,700
You never told us Alex was like this.
335
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,400
Like what?
336
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,700
Really inappropriate and awful?
337
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,710
I'm sorry, Mason, I did what you wanted,
338
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,470
and it looks like it didn't work out.
339
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:02,710
Alex. What are you
talking about?
340
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:06,350
You've been a wonderful addition
to the Autumn Moon Feast.
341
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:10,520
- What?
- Well, you embody everything
342
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,690
to which us werewolves should aspire.
343
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,420
Vigor, enthusiasm.
344
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,660
Werewolve-withall!
345
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,760
Darling. In fact,
we would like to present
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00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,500
this year's "Horn of Plenty Award"
347
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:27,370
to the Werewolf of the Feast, Alex Russo!
348
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,570
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
349
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,510
Well done!
350
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,810
As a matter of fact, Harper,
351
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:38,480
why don't you do the honors?
352
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:43,750
- No. I'm OK.
- This is my masterpiece.
353
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:50,530
This entire thing is made
out of dried sheep intestines.
354
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,530
If you wanted to have a little nibble,
355
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,760
no one would blame you.
Try, go ahead.
356
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,470
All right. That is...
That is it!
357
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,470
You call this crafting, I call it sick.
358
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,740
You're all sick,
you people are sick! Sick!
359
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,440
- Did you hear that, Grant?
- Yeah.
360
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,680
- She called my craft "sick."
- Ah.
361
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,450
But you know, that's what
the young people say these days
362
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:16,680
- when they mean "good."
- Oh. Sick.
363
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,450
Yes! Here, dear.
364
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,390
- Sick.
- Yes!
365
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,390
- Sick.
- We're terribly sick.
366
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,730
Alex, you did it.
367
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,860
They love you.
368
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,530
I knew you could pull it off.
369
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,730
Also, you have some
badger meat left in your hair.
370
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,430
Mason, I want to go home.
371
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:36,500
No, stay.
It worked out so well.
372
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,570
Yeah, it worked out for you.
373
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,810
I was the perfect werewolf
for you and your family,
374
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,810
and now they have no idea who I really am.
375
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,580
Which seems to be how you want it,
376
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,620
so you were right, I shouldn't have come.
377
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:49,780
Alex, wait.
378
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,550
There's nothing left to say, Mason.
379
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:54,660
No, there is.
380
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,690
I want everybody to listen.
381
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,700
Alex Russo is not a werewolf.
382
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:06,770
I only said she's a werewolf
383
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,810
because I know that's
what you wanted to hear.
384
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,540
And I was wrong to do that.
385
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,840
Alex is a wizard.
386
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,550
And I love her with all my heart.
387
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,490
Yes, it's very shocking.
We get it.
388
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,660
Alex, please...
389
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,660
Show them who you really are.
390
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,720
And as you can see,
she's a wonderful wizard
391
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,560
that I can't live without.
I hope you can all accept us.
392
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,530
Mason...
393
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,760
Darling, do you mean to say
that you told your girlfriend
394
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,870
to pretend to be a werewolf because of us?
395
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,470
Yes, I did. You've always
been so judgmental
396
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,640
about me dating anyone
other than a werewolf.
397
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:19,670
That's because it's easier
to date a werewolf, Son.
398
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:21,780
Nobody understands werewolves
like other werewolves.
399
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,510
- No.
- You're wrong.
400
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,610
Alex understands me better than anybody.
401
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,720
Well, then, darling...
402
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,920
If you're happy, we're happy.
403
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,690
Really?
404
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,380
No. We're going to eat her.
405
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,860
What?
406
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:43,500
Well, she destroyed all the food
prepared for the feast.
407
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,770
She's kind of left us no choice, Son.
408
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,940
- Really.
- We're starving.
409
00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:52,020
Go!
410
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,080
And then he said *The nuts are complimentary*.
411
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,720
Alex, what's going on?
412
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:12,780
Oh, well, since your
real parents want to eat me,
413
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,770
I thought it'd be best if I
get to know your fake parents.
414
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,570
So, you were saying?
415
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:23,860
Boy, has he dated some real dogs.
416
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:27,060
I love your fake parents.
417
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,460
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