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Ugh. What's the alien
word for "soup"?
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Oh, soup? Uh...
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For aliens, soup is a really
complicated concept.
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It's a food that
you drink and chew.
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Which is crazy. Crazy.
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Can yoplease tell me what the
point of Alien Language League is?
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It's like, if aliens come to
Earth, they should just speak Earth.
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Alex, clubs provide
a positive environment
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for people with
like interests.
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Which is why I joined
Alien Language League.
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You don't like
alien language.
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Nope.
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But I like Zeke.
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Uh-uh! No.
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Hey, you wanna-be-aliens
leave my friend alone.
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She's the only one who sees
through me and sticks around.
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Relax, Alex. I'm just
helping them plan their banquet.
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Why do people make such big
deals out of banquets?
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It's like,
"Hey, let's all sit around
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and listen to stupid speeches while
we all eat the same exact meal."
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I like eating the same
as everyone else.
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That way I never feel bad
about ordering wrong.
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Well, I mean, I'd be okay with it
if we all ate my favorite meal.
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Biscuits and loose corn.
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Loose corn?
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[scoffs] It's just called corn.
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I like it cut off the cob.
Cobs are too heavy.
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Eighty percent of the weight you're
picking up you're not even eating.
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Okay, every year the Alien
Language League hands out
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the Lifetime Achievement Award
to a graduating senior.
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And I have it on good authority
that I have it in the bag.
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This year it really will
be the best year ever...
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...for me!
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Plus, we got Joey
"The Crepe Kid," coming in.
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He's the youngest
crepe chef in the city.
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He makes crepes from all around
the world. It's gonna be...
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...crepe-tacular.
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You know, Zeke. You are so
cute when you're easily excited.
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But I'm always easily excited.
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I know.
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And guys, guess what? The banquet
is gonna be here in the Sub Shop,
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so the whole family can come.
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Mm-hmm, yeah. I don't need to
know when it is, because I'm busy.
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No, because I checked your calendar and
you've got no plans for the next 30 years.
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Ha. I don't have a calendar.
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Ha! People who don't have
calendars also don't have plans.
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Owned! So hard!
Owned!
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Yeah, sometimes he wins.
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Hey, you're grouchy.
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Your hands smell
like delicious chocolate.
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Dad, pocket elves can't fly.
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Oops.
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Alex, how many times
do I have to tell you
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to keep the portal door closed?!
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At least one more?
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We can't have Wizard World creatures
drifting in here all the time.
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It gets so stuy in here.
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Mostly because our lair
is inside a produce locker
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where you don't throw out vegetables
until they start growg other vegetables.
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Hey, we haven't paid for
mushrooms in over ten years.
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You see!
You let a wizard bug in.
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- Get the door!
- Get...
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What...?!
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Oh! I need a bigger broom.
One that stays together.
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Where'd it go?
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Dad. Don't move.
It's on your back.
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Come on, get it!
Oh, not with that!
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You're gonna kill
the bug and me!
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Ow! It bit me!
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It's dead.
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Now it's a stain.
[chuckles]
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Oh, it really hurts.
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Did it leave a mark?
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Oh... no.
You can't even see i
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I'll go get
my magnifying glass,
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'cause I, I don't even
know where the bite is.
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You ve a popcorn machine
in your locker?
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- Where do you keep your books?
- In your locker.
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I have a locker?
You said only girls get them.
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lien accent] Attention...
citizens of Tribeca Prep.
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Do not be alarmed
for we come in peace.
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[alien aent] Ahh. We have traveled
the far reaches of the galaxy
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to deliver you
a special message.
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- Special.
- Oh!
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[alien accent] Tonight all members of
the Alien Language League are required
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to report to a secret
last minute location...
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...the Waverly Sub Station.
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Oh... Waverly...
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Wheryou will enjoy the finestal,
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including crepes
made by Joey The Crepe Kid.
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- Joey!
- [crowd] Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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- All right!
- Joey!
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- That went well.
- Yes, it did. [clears throat]
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[normal voice] Well... We now return
you to your regularly scheduled classes.
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All right.
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Thank you, you're great.
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Hey, guys. If Joey The Crepe Kid
is in, MacGruder is in.
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This totally tops
the Math Club's taco bar.
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- Yeah. Tacos are gross.
- Yes! Math? Losers.
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What's a taco?
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Alex, all these alien theatrics
have given me an idea.
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I'm going totart
an alien language club.
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That's what this is.
Alien Language League.
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Don't tell them what I'm doing
or they're gonna copy me.
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They're already doing it.
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Not if I do it first.
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May the best club win.
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You are a delight.
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Zeke, that was great!
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I'm so glad we kept
that smoke machine
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from our failed
DJ business.
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I still think
ZJ the DJs can work.
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Wikki-wikki. Me, too.
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Dude! You think I can use it when I
accept my Lifetime Achievement Award?
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Right on. You, sir, are my
bro-dre from another mo-dre.
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You cannot tell that you're still
into Zeke after that nerd circus.
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Uh... Excuse me,
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Joey The Crepe Kid,
where is your sign?
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When people walk into places
they like big signs
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tell them
what's going on.
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Nah. I think it's pretty
self-explanatory, Mrs. Russo,
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When people walk up
my crepe station
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and see what's going on.
I'm just sayin'.
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You know. [clicks]
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Are you setting up here some
sort of pumpkin carving booth?
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We need a sign. Just sayin'.
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Hey, Mom. I'm having my new
Alien Language Club over later.
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Max, honey, we're having a
banquet for Alien Language League.
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Nice! Thank you
for your support.
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Hey, Joey, lookin' good.
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Lookin' good.
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You, uh, you need a hand,
you know, chef to chef?
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- Where's the other chef?
- Hey, come on.
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What's wrong with your hand?
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[stammers] Uh, nothing.
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Nothing's wrong. I just
have a skin condition
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that flares up every
once in a while and, um...
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- I don't moisturize enough.
- Moisturize.
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Dad, you're turning
into a bug.
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I know. I think it's because
I got bit by a wizard bug
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when Alex left
the portal door open.
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You're gonna lose control
and run around all crazy.
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You've seen what the bugs do
when you turn the lights on.
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They lose control and
run around all crazy.
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I'm just gonna find something
to cover my hand with.
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With what?! They don't
make roach mittens!
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I'm sure it'll be fine. He'll
be back to normal in no time.
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What? Oh!
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This place is disgusting.
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That's the biggest
bug I ever seen.
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- [Jerry gasping]
- [Joey whistles] Get the car goin'!
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Jerry, are you in here?
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Bright lights! [shouts]
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My husba's a bug.
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I should have married
Marty Stoller.
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I'd be a dentist's wife.
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First we lose Joey
The Crepe Kid and now this?
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This is not the proper atmosphere in which
to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Dad's a bug? I get
to flick him first!
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I'm so sorry, Justin.
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But we can't
have people here
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while your Dad is
flitting around like crazy.
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Even if we try to lock him up,
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he'll eat his way
through the door.
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He already can eat his way through
take-out containers with human teeth.
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We're gonna have
to cancel the banquet.
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[scoffs] Not my banquet!
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LookSome confusing
stuff's going on.
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We all need to make
some sacrifices.
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Say we cancel Justin's banquet.
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Mine will go on.
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We are not cancelling
the banquet.
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Come on.
We're the Russos.
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We can't let something small
like Dad turning into
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a life-sized,
disgusting roach
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ruin Justin's senior year
moment. We are the Russos!
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- No matter how many times you say "We are
the Russos... - [whispers] Ware the Russos.
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...you can't hide the fact this is
another of my senior year moments
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- that you wanna see wrecked.
- [whispers] We're the Russos.
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Unlike you,
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I'm only going to have
one seni year moment,
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so I'm trying to get this
one ght. Don't say it!
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And I am gonna make sure
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that you get your
senior year moment, Justin.
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This is just a little bug bite.
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I'm sure I can
control myself.
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Dad! I don't know how many times
I'm gonna tell you,
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it's not a bite.
You're a dirty, nasty bug.
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Hey! That is no way to talk
to your exoskeleton father!
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Okay, I don't know what we're gonna
do, 'cause these things last da.
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Hey! I still have my face.
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Uh, here's an idea, I'll just
throw on an overcoat and a top hat
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and I'll, I'll just...
blend right in.
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Jerry, you're not
gonna blend right in.
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You need to stay up in the lof
until thishing runs its course.
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Great. Are we voting?
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'Cause I like the idea of the top
hat and overcoat. Who's with me?
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Okay, okay. I'll stay upstairs.
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If someone tapes a spatula
to mclaw,
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and someone else catches
the goo falling from my face,
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I'm pretty sure
I can make the crepes.
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Dibs on catching the goo.
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Thank you so much for coming to
my club. It really means a lot.
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Thank you for joining. Always
a pleasure to see you, buddy!
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Ha-ha! Thank you for coming.
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Thank you so much
for joining my club.
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Wow. Look how many people
showed up for my club.
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It's very humbling.
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- [mouths] Little. Louder. - Excuse
me, can I have your attention please?
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[clears throat] Excuse me,
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if you could please just...
If your attention...
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Could you just focus...
on me foa second?
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That would be good.
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I think I can help.
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Listen up, people!
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I know where all
of you live, so...
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or I'll make a guest appearance in
each and every one of your nightmares!
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Have aice banquet!
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Okay, welcome to this year's
Alien Language League banquet.
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- [Zeke] Great.
- Where isoey The Crepe Kid?
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His crepes are the only reon
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I spent $50 on an Alien
Language dictionary.
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We have something even better
than Joey The Crepe Kid.
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Why don't you sit on down?
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Go check on the crepes.
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My banquet,
my problem.
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In the meantime,
our sci-fi movie scene players
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are gonna come up and perform
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one of the greatest
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alien sces of all time,
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E.T. Raids the Refrigerator.
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- [gasps] Huh? Oh, man.
- [crowd murmurs]
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- Come on.
- Oh, man, exciting.
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Okay, here's the last
batch of crepes.
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Oh, there you go.
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Yosee what we can do
when we work together?
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Yeah. See what I can do while you
yell, "Faster, faster, faster!"
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Look, somebody has to be
the yeller.
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Guys, are my crepes ready yet? My
club meers are getting... [gasps
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Jerry, please don't tell me
you just ate all the crepes?!
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I vomited acid all over them,
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and when they liquefied
I slurped them up.
246
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Yeah, that's pretty much
how you normally eat.
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I don't think this is gonna
fly with my club mbers.
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They made it obvious
they're expecting crepes.
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Well, was expecting this whole thing
to blow up down there, not up here.
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This is kind of taking
all the fun t of it, though.
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I guess I'll help.
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I'll be right here.
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Good by... E.T]
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[both] And scene.
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Yeah, okay.
Wacka-wacka whatever.
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00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:57,596
All right, bravo. This is
a great banquet so far, huh?
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All right, why don't we just get right
to the Lifetime Achievement Award?
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Wait, we're supposed to eat first.
Okay, where are those crepes?
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When I say "crepes,"
you say "Oop-blopp!"
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- Crepes! Crepes!
- Oop-blopp. Oop-blopp.
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Look! Unless you'll settle for some
tortillas and some powdered sugar,
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- you're not getting any crepe
- [all groaning]
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Instead, we are having
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biscuits and lose corn.
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What's going on?
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Dad ate all the crepes.
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[whispers] No. I mean,
why are you helping me?
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Well, first of a,
this is an opportunity
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for me to get some
scuitsnd loose corn.
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- No, there was just one reason.
- Good.
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So, biscuits, loose corn,
and this lame entertainment?
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This is the worst banquet ever.
273
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I'm hungry and am angry.
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I'm "hangry."
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No, no, no!
Wait. Don't leave.
276
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,043
Forget it, Alex.
It's over.
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I'm not gonna get
my Lifetime Achievent Award.
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Thanks a lot
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Look, besidethe fact that
every guy in here cares more
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about having crepes
than having girlfriends,
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this is the wrong version
offending badly I had in mind.
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If I'm not gonna get my way, at
least you should get your way.
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- Harper. [clicks tongue]
- Hey!
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Everybody sit down now!
285
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,136
Oh. Wow. Now I've got
to think of something.
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00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:39,847
Okay, everyone. We have
a very special guest.
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Thank you for that
warm introduction, Alex.
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Not you.
[mouths] Sit dow
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We can't do this.
Dad's a wizard bug.
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No, no, no! It's okay.
291
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We'll show people something completely
crazy and they try to make sense of it.
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Hey, everybody! It's an alien
from the Guaga galaxy!
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Like that.
294
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Great costum
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What did you make
the face goo out of?
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Oh, don't tell me. I don't
want to spoil the illusion.
297
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And, and he came in peace.
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- Oh!
- Of course he did.
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The inhabitants of the Guaga
galaxy have been non-vaulent
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since the females moved
to the southern hemisphere.
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Yeah.
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- And he came to entertain you.
- Oh!
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With impressions.
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The Guagians are
amazing at impressions.
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00:19:28,823 --> 00:19:30,824
I'm not good
at impressions.
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Say anything. They're nerds. They don't
want to admit they don't get something.
307
00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:37,462
Ahh, ahh...
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00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:38,763
How do you, everybody?
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00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,231
It's Woody, from Toy Story!
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00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,834
Look at the viscosity
of his face acid.
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That what happens
to the Guagians
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in Earth's
extreme temperatures.
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Yeah, that's exactly
right, Zeke.
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Notice, everyone notice,
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his authentic spatula claw.
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[whispers] Why didn't you
remove his spatula claw?
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00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,814
Yeah, no, that's not
just any spatula.
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00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:02,082
That's an intergalactic spatula.
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00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:07,143
I can't believe
they're buying this.
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- They are your people.
- Yeah.
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00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:16,330
First, I'd like to apologize
for the la of crepes.
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I was hungry from my long
journey and I culdn't help myself.
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00:20:22,603 --> 00:20:24,704
Okay. So, without further ado,
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I would like to
present this year's
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alien language league,
Lifetime Achievement Award,
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to someone who
was smart enough
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to get in contact to my people
and have me to here tonight:
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Justin Russo!
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- Thank you so much.
- Justin Russo?
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00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:48,292
I was robbed!
331
00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:06,576
Wow! What a way to go
out in my senior year.
332
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I totally wasn't
expecting is.
333
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:09,377
I mean, really.
334
00:21:09,412 --> 00:21:10,645
I absolutely wasn't.
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00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,281
[exhales] I guess I'd
just like to say thank you
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to each and every one of
you that voted for me.
337
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And to those of
you that didn't...
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I really would like
to send a shout out
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right up there to my sister
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for making this truly, truly
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the most memorable senior
year moment that...
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...I'll ever have.
343
00:21:36,199 --> 00:21:38,134
And please don't
let me have another.
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Okay, round two of
biscuits and loose corn.
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- Hey, where did everybody go?
- Uh-uh. That's for me.
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00:21:53,869 --> 00:21:57,004
Here, set it down. Go get me Dad's
big spoon. I can't get enough of this.
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00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,073
I don't care
about the food.
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00:22:00,108 --> 00:22:02,709
- I'm just happy that I got my trophy.
- [sloshing sounds]
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[belches] Uh-oh.
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Dad!
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You melted my trophy!
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[stammers] I was just
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trying to read the engraving.
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