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Please welcome the "Lunchtime
Shakespeare Players".
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Beware the Ides of March.
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A soothsayer bids you
beware the Ides of March.
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Harper, are you almost done?
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- Your soup's getting cold.
- Oh, thanks. And, scene.
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[crowd boos]
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No! It's OK, guys,
I'll be back.
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Just, a girl's gotta eat.
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Harper, don't take this
the wrong way,
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but that was terrible.
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Hmm... I took that
the wrong way.
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I mean, you don't
even have the rest
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of your "Lunchtime
Shakespeare Players."
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Yeah, that's 'cause they quit after
you beaned them with croutons yesterday.
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[laughs] Oh, yeah.
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The only good thing Justin has
done as Student Body President
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is add croutons
to the salad bar.
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- Oh! That and the tiny tomatoes!
- I like these.
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They're so tiny they make me feel
like a giant dinosaur when I eat them.
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[both pretend to roar]
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- [ring tone plays loud music]
- What is that ring tone?
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Oh, it's the band, Ughh.
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Drink some water. You've got
something stuck in your throat.
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No, no, no.
The name of the band is Ughh.
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Wow, it's really stuck in there.
Hands over your head.
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Harper, Ughh is
the name of the band.
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- Ughh.
- That's right.
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- No, this soup is terrible.
- Ughh is awesome.
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They dress up like half
Viking and half animal,
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and throw chunks of
guts into the crowd.
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You know they're playing a
free concert on Waverly Place.
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It's gonna be
off the chain.
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No, seriously.
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They're letting the singer
off of his chain.
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OK, I'll go.
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It may be the only chance I have
to wear my meat-catching hat.
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She has a meat-catching hat?
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It's to go with her
potato-skin sweater.
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You know
what I'm thinking?
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If Justin can organize this
lame "Lunchtime Shakespeare,"
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I bet he can get us
lunchtime rock bands.
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- That would be awesome.
- Right?
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And, hey, you got him elected
as president, so he owes you one.
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We should make him do it.
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[clears throat]
Hold it right there.
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It's a salad bar,
not a crouton bar.
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What are you trying to do,
make stuffing?
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And get a haircut
while you're at it.
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- This is not a surf academy.
- [mouths] What?
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Justin, we need
to talk to you
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about something bigger
than croutons.
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Yeah, you need to get better
lunchtime entertainment.
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Harper with a mustache
on a stick...
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Isn't cutting it.
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We want to have rock
bands play at lunch.
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And you should
do it since...
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I got you elected.
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[clears throat]
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You know what?
I will.
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Because I am a man
of the people.
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[Harper] Beware!
The Ides of March.
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And being that man, I don't think I can
put the people through this any longer. No.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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That's right, kids.
Lunchtime concerts start today.
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You know what I call them?
"Eat to the Beat."
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You know it's good,
because it rhymes.
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"Lunch While You Munch.
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Chew While You Stew".
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I got a whole list of them
I could go into.
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Oh, Alex. Excuse me.
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I got the lunchtime
concerts you asked for.
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Who's the best
president ever?
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This guy. In the suit.
Right here.
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- Oh. OK.
- Yes. Bands!
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Mm-hmm. Yep,
it's gonna be awesome.
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Twenty-five minutes,
every day, of smooth jazz.
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Smooth jazz?!
We asked for rock bands.
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- Justin, maybe you don't understand
how politics works. - [gasps]
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I got you elected,
you do what I say.
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I'm sure it's in that
giant book you're carrying.
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What were you doing? This is
not a high school musical.
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And, for your information,
this is a cookbook.
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Alex told me people would
take me more serious
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if I wore a suit and
carried around this bad boy.
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- Alex told you that?
- Mm-hmm.
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You guys don't
like each other,
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but you still do
what she says?
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- It's y very complicated relationship.
- [Harper] Justin,
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how could you cut the Shakespeare
Lunchtime Players for this?
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Today was going
to be all tragedies.
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Yet how was I to know that
the grandest tragedy of all
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would be before I even
stepped foot on the stage?
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Yeah! You see, Justin?
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Thou hast
messed up royally.
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Yeah, that's right.
that's your Shakespeare junk.
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Why didn't you tell me that you had no
intentions of getting the bands we wanted?
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- [slow jazz] - [Justin] You
mean like The Burt Parks Trio?
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Hey, I delivered
on my promise of music.
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But you see, music affects
people's behaviors.
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And I've reviewed studies
that state smooth jazz
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stimulates the brain and
promotes a happy attitude.
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- This is still an outrage.
- [jazz continues]
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This music is kinda calming.
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If music be the food of love,
I want seconds. Play on.
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We need to do something
about this music.
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And then her.
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- [metal music plays]
- [crowd screaming]
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If we get closer, maybe we
can get hit with some guts.
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Cool. I haven't been hit with guts since
Dad said he could make his own hot dogs.
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This music
is so aggressive.
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I kind of like it.
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It sounds the way
I feel inside.
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Whoa! This is awesome.
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This is who we should have
playing at school...
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Yes! I caught guts!
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Dude, I'd love to see
the look on Justin's face
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if this band showed up instead
of those jazz geezers.
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That'd be awesome.
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We've got to
make that happen.
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Now, if only
we knew two girls
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with devious enough minds
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to come up with a scheme to
get Ughh to play at our school.
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Hmm... hmm.
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- Hey, I think I see one.
- And I see another one.
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Thank you!
That one was called:
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You've Got Something
on Your Face.
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Play another song!
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I need to feel alive!
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- Whoo!
- [screams]
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Let's go talk to them.
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I'd like to buy
one of your CDs.
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The loudest, angriest, most
soul-wrenching one you have.
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Oh, you want
the Christmas album.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Ha, ha, ha!
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Yeah! Wreck the Halls! Ahh!
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Excuse me, Mr. Ughh.
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We're doing a benefit at
Tribeca Prep on Wednesday,
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and were wondering
if youould play.
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A benefit? Pass.
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Yeah, it took us a while,
but we finally realized
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"benefit" is another word
for "free". So, no.
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Guys, guys, hold on...
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Alex, it's not a benefit.
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- It's a gig.
- A gig?
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Oh, it's a gig?
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- So we're gonna get paid?
- Do you get paid for gigs?
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- Yeah.
- There you go.
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Guys, did you hear that?!
We're gonna make rent!
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Making the rent
Making the rent!
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Yeow!
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Nice work. I love it
when people think
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they're gonna get paid
and then don't.
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Now we just have to get
rid of The Burt Parks Bozos.
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Oh, my gosh,
we're this close
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from having Justin
crying at school.
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And I don't mean
from getting a "B."
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- I don't understand.
- [scoffs] Listen, Mr. Parks,
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we no longer need you
to play tomorrow.
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A family of beavers
ate our school,
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- and we're busy rebuilding.
- Beavers?
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Yeah, the security
at our school stinks.
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[call waiting beeps]
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Hang on, I got
another call.
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Hello?
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Alex, it's Stevie.
Did you call Burt Parks?
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Yeah, I told him
it was cancelled.
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- So now it's your turn.
- Great. Go get Justin.
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OK. Justin, phone!
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This is gonna be
so great.
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We're gonna get Ughh,
and as a bonus
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we might get to see Justin
have an actual conniption.
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It's awesome.
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At first, it kinda
looks like he's dancing,
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and then it takes
a bad turn,
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and he just can't
say anything but...
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[gurgling]
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Justin!
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He's coming.
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[clears throat]
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Student Body President
Russo speaking.
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[affected voice] Hello.
This is Mrs. Burt Parks,
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manager of
The Burt Parks Trio.
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Oh, hey, Gayle.
How's it going?
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Gayle. Right.
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Um... Listen...
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Burt can't make it
tomorrow. Oh!
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He ruptured his uvula.
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The thing hanging in
the back of your throat?
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Sounds good. Yeah.
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Gayle...
[clears throat]
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I don't think you
can rupture a uvula.
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[stammers]
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I'm a manager
not a doctor!
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[groans] Coming!
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Gayle, I...
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[call waiting rings]
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[clears throat]
Hello?
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Hello?
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- Who's this?
- This is Burt Parks.
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Very funny. Burt Parks
lost his voice.
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I know Alex put you
up to this.
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I can't believe it. The Burt
Parks Trio just cancelled on me.
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Wh...?! [groans]
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Oh, no. And I was just
starting to like them.
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They were all like:
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♪ Doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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Well, too bad.
They're not gonna play.
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I've got to find another smooth
jazz band by tomorrow. "S"...
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I... I know a smooth jazz band.
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I saw them play at a local
smooth jazz place.
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Which one?
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The... Smootherie.
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Oh, cool. They opened
that place back up.
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There's a place
called the Smootherie?
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Yeah, you were there.
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Yeah, no, I know,
that's right. Yeah, I know.
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'Cause I like
smooth jazz now.
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The band that was playing
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sounded just like
The Burt Parks Trio.
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- Totally smooth.
- Really? Who are they?
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The... Smoother Brothers.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That's a totally smooth jazz band name.
Do you think we can get them to play?
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I think so.
I'll call them later.
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Do it now.
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'Kay.
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It'll be hard to say no
to the Student Body President.
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I wear suits and
carry a big book.
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Make sure you
work that in.
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Speakerphone!
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[phone ringing]
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- [Stevie] Hello?
- Hi, hello, this is Alex Russo.
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I'm calling for
The Smoothers Brothers...
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The smooth jazz band.
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I have Justin Russo, Student
Body President on speakerphone.
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I'm wearing a suit
and carrying a big book.
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[affected voice]
Impressive.
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So... what can
the Smoothers Brothers
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do for you?
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Can you play at
Tribeca Prep on Wednesday?
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- [mouthing, no audio]
- OK.
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- There you go. I got your band.
- Thanks. Oh!
243
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:30,001
I think telling them I had a
big book really sealed the deal.
244
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,915
[bell rings]
245
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,917
Here. Throw this at my brother
when you see him.
246
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,852
He's the one in the suit.
247
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,992
Hmm... Wow,
you're the first one here.
248
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,594
You really like Ughh.
249
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,462
You know what I like
more than Ughh?
250
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,564
Seeing my brother
panic uncontrollably
251
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,368
and then suddenly getting a big
old meat lump in his face.
252
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,108
Hey, I'm listening
to your song:
253
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,977
Rudolph the Red Nosed Roadkill!
254
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,712
Whoa! Yeah!
255
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,282
Hey, why didn't you guys
wait for me?
256
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,950
Well, last I saw,
257
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:22,320
you were heading into a wood-shop
to bang a bunch of nails in a board.
258
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,888
Yeah, that's right!
259
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,658
I built three book shelves
and then I busted them apart.
260
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,426
Ah!
261
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,629
Harper, Harper!
262
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,998
I think you need to lay off
the Ughh for a while.
263
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,666
It's making you
a little aggressive.
264
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:38,169
I'm sorry. The music, it just
pumps me up and I love it!
265
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,404
Ah!
266
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,575
I'm gonna go to the lunch
counter. Who wants meatballs?
267
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,411
I do. Rah!
268
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,383
We should probably
get out of here.
269
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,218
It's not meatball day.
270
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,124
[both laughing]
271
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,592
[shouts]
272
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,164
Alex, you tricked me,
didn't you?
273
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,400
This band isn't going
to play smooth jazz.
274
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,135
Oh, no, no. Come on.
275
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,871
They are totally jazzy.
You're going to love them.
276
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:17,475
Alex, no smooth jazz band brings an
oil drum filled with soupy, chunky goo.
277
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,978
Listen up, there's
a lot of kids here.
278
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,579
So, for this gig only,
279
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,948
we're not gonna
light our hair on fire.
280
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,186
Alright, maybe
they're not so smooth.
281
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,923
But you shouldn't have taken my
idea and not gone through with it.
282
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,591
You should've gotten
some rock bands.
283
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,160
Oh, so that's
what this is about?
284
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,163
I was trying to use music to
stimulate positive behavior in school.
285
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,066
Music is supposed to be
raucous and loud,
286
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,834
- I'm pulling the plug.
- No, you're not.
287
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,203
Yes, I am, because
I'm the president.
288
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,072
Well, you might be
president of the school,
289
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,275
but I'm president of getting
things I want. And I want this.
290
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,510
Not everything's always
about you, Alex.
291
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,813
Yes, it is.
I'm the one who got you
292
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,748
to wear a suit and
carry a cookbook around.
293
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,683
It was a joke
and so are you.
294
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,318
Whoa, whoa, you guys.
295
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,020
Yov guys...
296
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,255
Alex, I thought this was
just about getting a band.
297
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,958
No. Forget that. Now it's about
him always messing me up.
298
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,561
- [feedback]
- One, two, three, four!
299
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,563
[metal music plays]
300
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,072
[grunts]
301
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,642
[shouting]
302
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,226
I can't wait until
I get you...
303
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,194
[unintelligible gibberish]
304
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,771
Take away all meat
and add some snazz
305
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,341
Turn this noise
into smooth jazz
306
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,446
[slow jazz music plays]
307
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,555
I saw you!
You're a wizard!
308
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,825
- What?
- [Harper] Oh!
309
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,961
I know that was a wand!
I'm gonna go tell Alex.
310
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,531
Simplify your mind,
leave that thought behind
311
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,068
I was going
to say something,
312
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,304
but I don't remember
what it was.
313
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,606
Maybe it was about
the meatballs.
314
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,575
Oh. Yes.
315
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,611
Meatball dress with
spaghetti straps. Thank you.
316
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,353
What's going on?
317
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,457
I don't know.
I had a false conniption.
318
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,961
- These guys are good.
- What?
319
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,464
No, they're not. This is
not supposed to be happening.
320
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,699
You're supposed to be
mad and conniptioning
321
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,934
and eventually crying.
322
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,036
And you're supposed to be...,
[growling]
323
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,574
Well, I'm not doing it.
324
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:06,010
I don't know how this thing
backfired on you, but I love it.
325
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,681
- Dance with me.
- No! Gross.
326
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,416
Dance with The Smoothers.
327
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,952
You guys look hard,
but rock soft.
328
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488
You're like cafeteria
Mexican food.
329
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,161
What happened to Ughh?
Did they lame out overnight?
330
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:27,999
No. I went and asked them
if they knew any smooth jazz.
331
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,268
What?
Why would you do that?
332
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,703
Justin was in mid-connip.
333
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,938
He was about to start
scratching his teeth.
334
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,975
Well, at first it was funny
to mess with Justin,
335
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,178
but then Iaw you guys fighting, and
it seemed like it was going too far.
336
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,447
I mean,
he is your brother.
337
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,217
Yeah, he's my brother.
We fight all the time.
338
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,619
Sometimes I push it
too far.
339
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,822
Sometimes he pushes it too far.
That's how we show we care.
340
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,224
But, if you keep pushing
each other like that,
341
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,726
the caring will go away.
342
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,161
[clicks teeth] No.
343
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,397
We'll always,
like, kinda care.
344
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,167
Look...
I have a brother
345
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,270
and we used to
fight like that.
346
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,506
I didn't think about it
too much, and then...
347
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,708
One day we just
stopped talking.
348
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,045
I don't even know
where he is anymore.
349
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,383
I don't want to see that
happen with you guys.
350
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,296
I guess I wouldn't
want that either.
351
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,999
You know, there's
more to you than I thought.
352
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,669
You're not
just a mean girl.
353
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:41,539
Yep, there's a lot more
to me than you thought.
354
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,714
You know, he is a dork,
355
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:53,351
but if he wasn't around, I would
miss seeing stuff like that.
356
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,091
Oh! Meat lump!
357
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,694
[gasps]
358
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,799
[grunting]
359
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,234
[both screaming]
360
00:21:12,267 --> 00:21:14,535
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
361
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,973
[groans] I'm down here my love.
362
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:23,778
Well... [scoffs] I've been
waiting, like, an hour.
363
00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:24,979
What's up with that?
364
00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:27,615
Did you lose your hourglass
in your other pants?
365
00:21:27,649 --> 00:21:30,217
My dad said not to date a
Montague and I was like...
366
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:34,021
[scoffs] "Lay off, old man,"
but, maybe, he was right.
367
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,592
Really? This is what
you're like?
368
00:21:38,627 --> 00:21:42,096
You're just another stuck-up rich
chick from the Upper West Side.
369
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:43,964
[Harper groans]
370
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Music.
371
00:21:51,239 --> 00:21:54,708
Oh, Romeo. You have come.
372
00:21:56,578 --> 00:21:59,146
[stammers] I might have just
ruined it for everyone.
373
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,000
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