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Okay. What I'm about to
attempt is the very advanced,
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not for everyone, don't try
this at home... Thin Man spell.
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Great! It's a spell that will
make Justin thin and a man.
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A man...
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Sorry.
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I'm just happy someone
made a weight joke
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and it wasn't about me.
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Okay. Here we go.
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HaHair frizzy, don't
have a tizzy, thin Lizzy.
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Sweet!
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Is this a part
of the spell?
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No, it's not.
Hello, Russos!
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I hope you remember me, because
I bothered to remember you.
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I am here to congratulate
Justin Russo.
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He just mastered
his 5000th spell,
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marking end to
his wizard studies.
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Go ahead! Celebrate.
Let it all out.
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I did it. I'm done.
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Now put it back in,
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because I have 30 more of
these I have to do today.
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I can't believe
you're done.
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It feels like just yesterday you
were turning a brick into a rabbit.
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Edgebono-utoosis.
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Sir, sir?
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How many spells have I
successfully completed?
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Oh, we don't like to
keep track of numbers.
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Two hundred. Give
or take a hundred.
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So, a hundred.
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Yes!
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So then, I guess this
party is for me, too.
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I'm so proud
of you, Justin.
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You know, go get a piece
of pie, any pie you want,
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from the pie fridge.
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- You earned it, son.
- Awesome.
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I've completed my
entire wizard studies
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and I'm getting
a slice of pie.
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Hold on a second.
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With the completion of
your basic wizard studies,
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you now move on to the next
step in becoming a wizard.
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Independent study.
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Nice going, Justin.
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You finished school just to
be rewarded with more school.
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Mr. Stuffleby, what sort of independent
study did you have in mind?
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I could go on and on
and on but, frankly,
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my lips are getting
a bit tired.
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But off the record,
they're so far behind,
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you might as well be
competing with that chair.
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No offense, chair.
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- Now, that was a good one.
- Yeah.
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It was.
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Hey, this competition's
not over yet.
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Don't count out
me and Max.
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Yeah, I'm smarter
than that chair.
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I take its money
all the time.
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Take that, chair.
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Well, don't count out me.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey.
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So I decided on what independent
study course I'm gonna take.
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It's a course called, "Ha, ha. I'm
beating you in the wizard competition."
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That was a good one.
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Just kidding, in
all seriousness,
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the course is called
monster hunting.
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Oh, great! Then you can round
up all your ex-girlfriends.
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Now get out of here.
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I'm trying to find a way to
catch up on my wizard lessons.
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Why bother? You
know, if I were you,
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I'd figure out ways to
look good in a hair net.
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I am on fire.
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Alex, I thk he just called
you a hairy lunch lady.
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Dude, aren't you just a little worried that
Justin might beat us in the wizard competition?
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Alex, I'm worried about
a lot of things.
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This might be as
tall as I get.
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Look, what are we
gonna do to beat him?
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I'm not telling you.
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Harper.
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I need help with
my studying.
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That's what you're doing.
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I'm not doing that.
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When you called and said
something about studying,
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I thought you were being held against
your will and forced to say crazy stuff.
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No, no! I really need
help on my wizard lessons,
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and so I can
catch up to Justin.
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Catch up to Justin?
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Well, then you need to
change who you are.
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You're gonna need to
do what Justin does.
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Harper, I've spent my
entire life ignoring him.
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I don't know
what he does.
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Hey, then I can help you.
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There's no bigger expert
on Justin than me.
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He and I used to go
out just a little bit.
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- No, you 't.
- Can't you go along with it?
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I'm trying to help you.
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Fine. Okay, fine.
Tell me what he does.
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Okay, Justin is
always learning.
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He's constantly
quizzing himself.
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For example, when
you think he's texting,
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he's really sending spells
to himself to memorize.
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I knew he wasn't
that popular.
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Hey. Whatcha doing?
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Studying.
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Okay. Right.
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Yes! My monster hunting kit
came in the wizard mail.
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You chose monster hunting
as your independent study?
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That's fantastic! It's so
exciting and dangerous.
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And, oh, gosh!
I'm so proud of you.
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You got a homing beacon!
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Yup. They sent everything.
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A monster detector, a manual
that lists all known monsters.
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And some sort of illuminated
communication device.
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Hello.
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I think that's a
flashlight, dad.
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Then why am I
speaking into it?
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Here.
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They sent the
monster bait.
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You know, I think you're
suppose to put that bait
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on this giant key ring.
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Dad, that's a sparkly,
spinning hoop.
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- Dad?
- Yes.
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Okay, so, according to
the monster manual,
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the local monster holding
cells are located
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at Grand Central Station.
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Look how they
spelled "station".
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That is how you
spell station, dad.
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Oh, look, wanted posters!
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Look at this cute little
guy! It's a Dirksen.
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He'd be an excellent
first target.
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Here he is.
A Dirksen.
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Disguises himself as a
common household pet.
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When cornered,
triples in size,
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trapping its prey,
squeezing its farts out.
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Whose farts?
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He's killing you, Justin.
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- Does it really matter whose
farts it is? - Well, yeah.
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Maybe we should start
with the level one monster.
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Okay, here we go.
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A Fakeahorseus. This
looks like an easy one.
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A cowardly monster, good,
whose only tools for survival
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are sarcasm
and complaining.
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You can catch that.
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- I mean, you grew
up with Alex. - Yes.
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You're going down, Fakeahorseus.
I'm gonna go lay some bait.
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You are a lucky kid.
Monster hunting.
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It's adventurous and dangerous
and you're out there...
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- You can't go, dad.
- But why?!
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Because you thought this was
a communication device...
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And this was a key ring.
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It's just... How could you
even fit that in your pocket?
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It's just not logical.
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I'm gonna go
get my keys.
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Well, Justin'll be out
monster hunting all day,
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so we'll use his room
to learn how he learns.
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Check it out! He reads himself
to sleep with a spell book,
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and his mp3 player
is full of spells.
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Pine nuts, basil, dragon toes
are how you make a potion.
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When someone drinks it
they will turn into a...
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Yeah, okay, no, we're
done with that.
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He's even designed his room to help
him learn spells. Try the fridge.
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To open the fridge,
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recite a spell that
changes hot into cold.
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- I don't know that spell.
- Okay, try to turn on this lamp.
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Okay.
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Here's a bright idea.
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If you want the
lamp to come on,
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create a ball of light.
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If I could create
a ball of light,
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I wouldn't need to
turn the lamp on.
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Harper, I don't
know any of this.
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You've got to give
it a chance, Alex.
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You've blown stuff
off for fifteen years,
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it's not gonna just
change in two minutes.
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Are you even
listening to me?
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Yes, yes. No, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
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It's just, can't get
that song out of my head.
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Pine nuts, basil, dragon toes
are how you make a potion.
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It's really annoying,
but... Very catchy.
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See, it does work. You can't
get it out of your head.
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All right, Alex!
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The gloves are off when it comes to
the wizard competition. I'm taking it.
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Well, take it somewhere else
because I'm studying in here.
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What's the use?
We're not gonna win.
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What we need to do
is sabotage Justin.
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Sabotage?
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What would Justin do?
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Sorry, Max.
You're on your own.
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But if I was going to,
which I'm not...
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I'd probably start by...
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Studying.
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I'm sorry, Max.
I can't help you.
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Look at you, letting your
conscience be your guide.
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Well, what am I
supposed to do?
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Well... Do what I just did.
I have a conscience,
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and I'm letting
it be my guide.
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Whatever.
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Let my conscience be my guide?
What's that supposed to mean?
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Guide, guide, tour guide.
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Ha! Here we go!
Conscience guide.
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Read all instructions
before reciting spell.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Boom! My inner thoughts
of right and wrong...
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Come out, come out
where you belong.
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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm your conscience.
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Maybe I didn't
do that right.
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So, you're my conscience?
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This isn't what I meant to do.
You gotta get out of here.
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Well, I wouldn't even be here if you
would have read the instructions.
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Instructions are
for cheaters.
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You were supposed to say this
spell in front of a mirror.
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Then your reflection would
become your conscience.
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And I wouldn't
be out here.
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How come you
don't look like me?
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I'm what you look
like to other people.
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Oh, my gosh!
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I guess I have to admit it now.
I don't have a mustache.
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But I do like you.
I'm gonna call you Roy.
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Don't call me Roy. I'm not Roy.
I'm your conscience.
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Listen, Roy, I need ideas on how
to sabotage my brother Justin
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so he doesn't win the
wizard competition.
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Do you really think sabotaging
Justin is a good idea?
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I just said it was.
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If you want to be my servant,
you gotta do what I say.
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I'm not your servant.
I'm your conscience.
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I help you decide
right from wrong.
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I know what the difference is,
I just like to choose wrong.
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So, let's hear some
sabotage ideas.
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Look, if you're gonna do
bad stuff to your brother,
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then you're no different...
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Than the monsters
in this book.
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That's what
we should do.
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We bring all the monsters
in this manual to life.
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That way Justin will never
be able to capture them
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and he'll fail his
independent study.
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But if you did that, the city
would be overrun with monsters.
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Agreed. Then that's
what we'll do.
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I'm trying to tell you it'll be a
lot of trouble for a lot of people.
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Dude, I'm with you.
We are doing it.
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It's just gonna
cause problems.
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For Justin.
It's perfect.
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Okay, I give up.
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- Do whatever you want.
- Okay.
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Hot monsters in the city,
run a-wild, what a pity.
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You just released the most
horrible monsters into New York.
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You happy?
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00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:57,993
I think so. It feels
pretty good.
245
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,533
"Feels pretty good." Well,
when they come back here
246
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,938
and eat your face off,
I don't want to hear it.
247
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,407
- They're not coming
back here. - They could.
248
00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:10,612
They're loose in the city.
That's what I was telling you.
249
00:15:10,647 --> 00:15:13,583
Roy, you have gotta
be more clear next time.
250
00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:19,491
- This is totally your fault.
- Mine? You cast the spell.
251
00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:22,192
Look, when something bad happens,
you blame whoever you're with.
252
00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:24,060
That's how this
family works.
253
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:26,397
Well, you're kind of
blaming yourself.
254
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:29,034
Okay, well, then
let's go blame Alex.
255
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:34,675
Look, if anyone asks,
your name is Darren.
256
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:37,380
I don't want them to know
who you really are. Okay, Roy?
257
00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:10,760
Excuse me, sir.
258
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,899
Do you have the time?
259
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,501
- Yeah, it's about...
- Caught ya, Fakeahorseus.
260
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:21,874
Whoop-de-doo. You caught
a level one monster.
261
00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:23,976
- When's the parade?
- Come on!
262
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,614
Let's go!
263
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:39,964
Another monster?
264
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,204
Well, looks like your stable's
about to get another...
265
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,043
Roommate that's not so...
266
00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:49,079
Stable.
267
00:16:53,854 --> 00:16:55,389
Another monster?
268
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,523
What's going on?
269
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,465
Oh, my gosh!
They're everywhere.
270
00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:33,340
Harper?
271
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,178
Is everything okay?
272
00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:39,681
Oh, you mean 'cause
it didn't rhyme?
273
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,318
I'll work on that.
274
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:45,992
Alex, you are in
a load of trouble.
275
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:48,763
I took your advice and let
my conscience be my guide.
276
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:52,234
- That's good. - Here's
my conscience, Gordon.
277
00:17:52,269 --> 00:17:55,303
- He stinks as a guide.
- What are you talking about?
278
00:17:55,337 --> 00:17:57,172
Oh, he's talking
about the monsters
279
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,709
he released into the
city to sabotage Justin.
280
00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:03,448
Monsters all over the city?
281
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,450
Well, I'll see you in P.E.!
282
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:14,462
Max, I can't believe you would
do something this stupid.
283
00:18:14,496 --> 00:18:17,834
Alex, I think we all believe I
could do something this stupid.
284
00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:21,905
We gotta go save Justin.
285
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,007
Okay.
286
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,648
Max, what is that?
287
00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:30,817
It's a volleyball net.
If we get a monster game
288
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,686
of Red Rover going,
we can capture them all.
289
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,657
And if they're nice, we
can play some volleyball.
290
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,559
Get rid of it and let's go!
291
00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:42,466
I'm serious, my monster detector
is lit up like a Christmas tree.
292
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:44,502
It's as if I'm
surrounded by monsters,
293
00:18:44,536 --> 00:18:45,569
but I don't see any.
294
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,447
Okay, so I see them.
295
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,516
Quick question.
296
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,485
What are they
all doing here?!
297
00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:03,193
I told you guys
not to bring that.
298
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:05,230
Justin!
299
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:06,632
We need a distraction
300
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,468
so we can get
Justin out of there.
301
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:10,436
- Okay, you want us to
break dance? - Oh, yeah!
302
00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:25,761
Would you knock it off!
303
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:31,068
Alex, quick, use a spell!
304
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,771
What do I do?
305
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,440
- Ready?
- Here we go.
306
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,376
Whoa, bring it back!
307
00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:39,380
I'm a little
busy right now.
308
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:48,157
Hold on. Hold on!
I can do this.
309
00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:50,329
When I need something
that's far away,
310
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,298
sprout some legs
and go where I say.
311
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,134
Leg-and-feet-a-run-a-meet-a.
312
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,284
Train in vain,
go to Spain.
313
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,035
You did it!
314
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,741
Thank you.
You saved me.
315
00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:26,778
- We all did.
- No, we didn't.
316
00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:30,050
- Why are you saying that?
- Why are you still here?
317
00:20:31,921 --> 00:20:36,260
- Who the heck is that guy?
- That is Max's conscience.
318
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:38,397
Max was messing
around with magic
319
00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:41,835
and brought his conscience and
all of those monsters to life.
320
00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:45,440
They totally interrupted my studying,
and I had to come down here and fix it.
321
00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:49,111
Oh, my gosh! Listen to me,
I'm turning into you.
322
00:20:49,146 --> 00:20:51,247
And you can't
stand it, can you?
323
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,383
No, actually,
I'm okay with it.
324
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,885
- You want to know why?
- Why?
325
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,121
Because I'm this much
closer to catching up to you
326
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,426
- in the wizard competition.
- Great!
327
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,462
I accept that challenge.
328
00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:07,803
Max, what are you doing?
329
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:10,908
I'm wrestling with
my conscience.
330
00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:20,184
Moises, we just wanted
to say how happy we are
331
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:22,628
to have you on the show and we were
wondering if we could get a picture.
332
00:21:22,663 --> 00:21:24,413
- Oh, sure! Of course.
- Great, here's the camera.
333
00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:35,376
Wait, you want me to
take the picture of you?
334
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,154
Sure, we do this with all our guest
stars. Check out the photo album.
335
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,442
But, this is just the
same exact picture.
336
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:44,669
I know. Yeah.
337
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,781
No, see this one was
taken by Jeff Garlin.
338
00:21:47,815 --> 00:21:50,592
And this one was taken
by Misty May-Treanor.
339
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:57,542
And then, this one is
taken by Dwayne Johnson.
340
00:21:57,976 --> 00:21:59,694
Really? You
sure about that?
341
00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:01,847
Yeah, you can see his finger
in the shot a little bit.
342
00:22:01,881 --> 00:22:03,833
- And it's huge. So...
- Yes.
343
00:22:05,251 --> 00:22:07,178
All right, come on,
picture! Let's go!
344
00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:12,635
Smile.
345
00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:16,472
- Yay! Thanks. 'Kay, bye.
- Thanks. Okay, bye.
346
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:24,055
Hey, Moisies, would you like to
play with some props, maybe?
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