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One, two, three, four.
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I declare thumb war.
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Come on, lefty!
Grab his hang nail.
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Grab his hang nail.
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Cheater.
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Alex!
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I hope you unloaded the
dishwasher like I told you to.
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Shoot. I did!
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Alex, you know how I feel about
you using magic in the house!
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Mom, you know how I feel
about the dishwasher.
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When we need a dish,
we could just take it out.
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And then when we're
done, put it back in.
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And how would we know which ones
are clean and which ones are dirty?
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You smell them.
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Like your father
does with his shirts?
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You two are disgusting.
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This is going to be
the best Halloween yet.
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I've got a great idea
for our haunted house.
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Stop calling it a
haunted house.
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It's not even scary.
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You just do stupid skits
about making bad choices.
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Okay. An amusement attraction
that teaches people lessons
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about the gravity of life's
decisions isn't stupid.
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Justin, you're a wizard. You could make
the scariest haunted house of all time.
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Exactly! That's why
this year's theme is.
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"Peer Pressure: When Good
People Make Bad Choices."
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So I got a whole room where people are
playing video games instead of doing homework.
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Then you get
pressured into playing.
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Then we quickly act out
how your life is gonna go.
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Video games. No homework.
Flunk out. Beach hobo.
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Oh, I do love the beach!
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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- Okay Dad, are you ready?
- Yes.
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Now remember, you're
an eight year-old boy
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and it's your first time in the
Worst-Case-Scenario Scare House.
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Here's a balloon to help
you stay in character.
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Oh, can I have
a red one?
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You're an eight year-old boy,
you take what you get. Now, go!
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- But...
- Take it!
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Okay. I see by the clock
that it's past my bedtime,
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- and I haven't done my
homework... - And cue Harper.
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Hey, kid! How about you
blow off your homework,
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stay up late and play
a video game with us?
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What are you, scared?
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And then I jump out
from behind you,
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with fake blood dripping
down my pumpkin head.
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Everybody knows that
pumpkins don't have blood, Max.
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Yes! What do you think
they make the pies out of?
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- The inside stuff!
- Halloween...
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Is not about pumpkins
or blood or pies.
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It's about life lessons.
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Hello?
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I'm Mr. Evans of the Waverly
Place Merchant's Association.
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As you know, the Waverly
Place Halloween Fair
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is a very important
event tonight.
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Frankly, your haunted house has
been a disappointment since...
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Forever.
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The Association took a vote
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and we're taking away
your haunted house
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unless you make it
scarier this year.
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You know, normally I wouldn't
agree with people in ties,
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but Dave's got a point.
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You can't just take
it away from us.
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Dad. Someone in a position
of authority has spoken.
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No sense in fighting it.
Pack it up, Harper.
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Looks like tonight we're
doing a scary movie marathon.
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Hold on! Wait. You
guys can't just give up.
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All Mr. Evans says is that he wants
the haunted house to be scarier.
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Yes, much scarier.
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Like with ghosts and goblins
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and other things
out of this world?
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Out of this world.
Exactly.
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Rebel Russo here gets it.
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Jerry, this is your last shot
at the haunted house.
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Unless you make it
scary, you're done.
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Okay, all right, good save.
I'll give you that.
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But how are we going to do
something that's out of this world?
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I don't know.
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Let's have a family meeting
in our out of this world place.
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Dad! The lair.
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How can you guys not get
what I was hinting at?
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I used air quotes
around the words
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"out of this world"?
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Is that what that was?
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I thought that was
the Teen Wolf dance.
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You know, the...
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- Ignore him?
- Yes.
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Look, guys, I called this family meeting
to talk about the haunted house.
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It can't be a family
meeting without Mom.
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Who's gonna defend me when
I try and take minutes?
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"2:10, Alex breaks pencil."
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Look, I was the one
shooting my mouth off
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about how the haunted
house needs to be scarier.
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Then some dude with
a tie agreed with me.
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So here's what
we're gonna do.
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We're gonna use magic
to make it scary.
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If we're gonna use magic,
then Mom cannot know about it.
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- That's why she's not here. - I noticed
that, but I didn't want to say anything.
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You know what? Normally I say
no to the sneaky use of magic.
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But we could lose
the haunted house.
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Oh! We canse magic
sink the people down
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so that when they come in, we'll be
like giants trying to squish them.
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Okay.
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We'll use magic on the
haunted house. Good.
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But how are we gonna keep from
actually squishing the people?
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We're not. That's
what makes it scary.
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But your mom can't find out
that we're using magic.
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Okay, well...
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What about we get
road kill and...
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No.
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We can have a bleached
cow skull that has, like...
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No.
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At least let Harper and I
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go to the Ghost District
in the wizard world
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and get some reaghosts.
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Ghosts? I like it.
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But not too scary.
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Fine. But just
so you know,
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mildly scary ghosts leads to
a mildly scary haunted house.
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It's not gonna
be mildly scary,
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because we are gonna decorate
the Sub Station really scary.
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Come on!
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Who knew the ghost world was
right underneath the cemetery?
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That didn't take
long at all.
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Yep. Just as long as it takes
to dig up a grave and jump.
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What are all these
ghosts doing here?
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Oh, they're training
for Halloween!
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Trick or treat,
my dear.
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My dear?! That's not
the voice of someone
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trying to get enough candy in
one night to last a whole year.
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Try it again.
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Candy's all ghosts can eat.
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Oh, no wonder
they're so pale!
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Yeah. That and
the dead part, so...
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What do I do, Coach?
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I got my head in one hand
and a pillowcase in the other.
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Use your head, Doug.
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Okay, Coach.
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Watch me scare a ghost.
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Hello!
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Human alert!
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Everyone pretend
you're alive!
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Oh, relax, relax!
I'm a wizard.
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We're looking for ghosts who are scary,
but not too scary for our haunted house.
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I've got just
what you need.
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Wally! Frank! Miss
Chenowith! Fall in!
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Miss Chenowith knits
with her own bony fingers.
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You want me to knit
you a nice sweater?
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- You're hired.
- Yes!
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Nice day.
Forecast calls for...
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Brain!
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That terrible joke was
scary. You're hired.
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What about you, captain?
What do you got?
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I tell scary sea lore.
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About sharks that
eat ships and...
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling you.
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What about that
creepy guy over there?
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Oh... You don't
want Mantooth.
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He's too scary.
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Mantooth? That
sounds familiar.
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Excuse me...
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Did you use to haunt
little kids while they slept?
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Hey, I'm a boogieman.
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I haunt kids.
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I scare babysitters.
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I throw shadows down the
end of dark hallways.
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Maybe you've
seen my work?
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He was the best.
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He scared this one kid
well into his teens.
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The kid would just hold up
his action figure and say,
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"Captain Jim Bob, protect me!
Captain Jim Bob, protect me!"
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Oh my gosh, you're talking about
my brother, Justin Russo!
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Crybaby Russo? I put
that kid on my resume!
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Dude! You're
like my hero!
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Oh, you have to
come back with us.
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Justin will freak out.
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Yeah, I do this crazy
thing with my face
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that had him diving
for the light switch.
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Wanna see it?
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I'm not doing it yet.
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Alex, we can't take
him with us.
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That's exactly the kind of "too
scary" we were told not to do.
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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I'm dead.
It's what I live for.
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Fine. All right, we'll take bony
fingers, skull guy, and story dude.
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That reminds me
of a scary story.
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There I was in a hot tub,
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the elastics on me
swim trunks broke.
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Can we just go,
please? Go!
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All right, Daddy.
I got what you ordered.
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Ghosts you can bring
home to Mom. Guys?
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They look pretty good.
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Not too scary.
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You know, I never understood why
they bury people with nice things.
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It's such a waste.
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Ahh, do you have
the correct time?
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Mom!
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So, who do we have here?
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Mom, these are some people
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from the youth club place,
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who are here to help us
actually with our haunted house.
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Yeah. They are...
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Going to pretend
to be ghosts.
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Well, I wanna join the youth club
place. Do you guys have a pool?
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You look so ghosty!
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We'll definitely be able to keep
our haunted house with this crew.
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Come on, let's see
you scare me.
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Why don't you
take the crystal ball
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and tell her
her fortune?
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Sorry, I have no
muscles or ligaments.
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A pleasure to...
Brain you.
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Sorry.
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Interesting.
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It was a dark
and stormy night.
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I was getting a check up
at the doctor's office.
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They had run out of toys
at the reception desk,
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so I had to settle
for a sticker.
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Hold on, hold on!
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This is it?
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These are our
scary ghosts?
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Yeah?
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Excuse me.
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You know, I normally
wouldn't condone this,
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but you might need to...
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Use a little...
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Magic...
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To come up with
some scarier ghosts.
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Save your breath, Mom. I've been
telling them this the whole time.
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Mom, these are real ghosts
from the wizard world.
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What?
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So you went to the wizard
world to get some scary ghosts
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and this was the
best you could do?
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I know. I had to follow
orders and get these losers.
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I was hoping for a guy
with saws for hands, but no.
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Who gave you
these orders?
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I can't hold it! She's gonna find
out about the family meeting.
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Justin, don't worry!
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I'm the father of this family,
and I will handle this.
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Alex called a family
meeting without you.
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Dad hides cookies
in his bathrobe!
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We all know that, honey.
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Look, normally I wouldn't be okay with this,
but we need a scary haunted house in an hour.
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An hour?!
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I should have taken
the earrings.
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You gotta go back to the wizard
world and get us some scarier ghosts.
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00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:33,759
You know what'll
cheer everybody up?
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00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,794
- Justin, give me a beat.
- No.
248
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:37,362
Good enough.
249
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,136
Look, this is a matter
of family pride, people,
250
00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:49,304
and we all know we haven't
had that in a while.
251
00:14:49,339 --> 00:14:51,272
Max, stop dancing!
252
00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:56,575
Mom. Mom, I've got it! All this
dancing just gave me an idea.
253
00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:59,746
- Oh, here we go!
- Everybody. Everyone.
254
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:02,483
- Let's see where this goes.
- Thank you, Dad.
255
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:06,985
Look, I've got a ghost costume that'll
blow away those frauds. Check it out!
256
00:15:14,392 --> 00:15:17,460
And it didn't go
anywhere good.
257
00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:19,328
You need to get
some scary ghosts.
258
00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:22,531
Oh, good idea! Should've
thought of that one on my own.
259
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:30,170
So does everybody like?
260
00:15:37,576 --> 00:15:42,145
Dad! We sent Alex to the Ghost
World to save the day again.
261
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:45,347
- What were we thinking? - I'm thinking
I should've made this with air holes.
262
00:15:45,382 --> 00:15:46,982
This thing is hot.
263
00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:50,318
Evans is gonna be here
any minute, guys.
264
00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:52,420
We're gonna have
to do it ourselves.
265
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:55,656
Okay, Dad, you're the scary fortune
teller. Mom, hide behind that statue.
266
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:59,192
Harper, you lead the groups. Max, you're
the ghost who jumps out at people.
267
00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:01,193
Yes.
268
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,028
Let's scare those
kids, Ricky!
269
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,896
What? I named
my mustache.
270
00:16:14,972 --> 00:16:16,472
Hey!
271
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,641
Where is everybody?
272
00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:20,209
I need more ghosts.
273
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:22,379
I need a pair of queens.
274
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,848
And they can be
really scary this time.
275
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:26,950
Do you have a ghost
with saws for hands?
276
00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:29,252
We're dead.
We're not freaks.
277
00:16:30,454 --> 00:16:32,022
Everyone's gone.
It's Halloween.
278
00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:34,290
They all went to the real
world to get candy.
279
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,693
Don't look at me.
I have a massive headache.
280
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:41,799
I hope it's nothing serious.
281
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,838
Oh, come on, Doug!
282
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,773
You're horrific
and you are hired.
283
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,040
Mantooth!
284
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,474
Hey, I'm back!
285
00:16:55,508 --> 00:16:58,309
Check it out. Someone left a
bowl with a sign on it that said,
286
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,009
"just take one".
287
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,576
So, I did.
288
00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:04,411
Okay, you're
coming with me.
289
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:06,346
I need you to do that
thing with your face.
290
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,347
Justin's just gonna
have to man up.
291
00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:09,914
No, no, no!
Not that way.
292
00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:12,951
I have to get some
earrings. For my friend.
293
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:19,822
I can't climb
holding my head.
294
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:21,056
Oh, gimme that!
295
00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:27,128
Now I have something in
my eye. Go on ahead!
296
00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,271
Welcome to the
Waverly Sub Station
297
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:41,774
House of Horrors.
298
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,342
Hey, good! We're off
to a good start.
299
00:17:43,377 --> 00:17:47,012
I like how you said,
"House of Horrors" all funny.
300
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:49,414
Thank you. Hey, kid,
you getting all this?
301
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,784
Follow me!
302
00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:57,055
Welcome to the
creepy Sub Station.
303
00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,627
Welcome.
304
00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:05,129
I know, I see it.
305
00:18:05,163 --> 00:18:08,398
I see something
in your future.
306
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,967
Something...
Frightening.
307
00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:17,405
Okay, you're a hobo
on the back of a clown,
308
00:18:17,439 --> 00:18:19,440
looking at a head
of lettuce.
309
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:22,009
Jerry, I see something
in your future, too,
310
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,177
and it is also frightening.
311
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:27,881
It is you bagging kettle corn at
next year's Halloween festival.
312
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,619
Geez, tough crowd.
313
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,487
Follow me!
314
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:41,491
And follow me, kiddies,
to the Haunted Cemetery.
315
00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:45,928
Let's see what's behind
this creepy tombstone.
316
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:53,035
I said, Tombstone!
317
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,806
Boo! I got you, babe.
318
00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,674
I'm Cher.
319
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:03,277
Fail!
320
00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:07,680
Boo! I'm the ghost
of mustaches past!
321
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:10,816
And a talking tablecloth.
I'm trembling.
322
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:11,984
Let's go!
323
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,086
Hey! Hey, kids!
324
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,189
You wanna hear the sound a
skeleton makes when it's cold?
325
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,494
Wouldn't that be better
with a skull mask?
326
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,163
That impairs my vision.
I could trip and fall.
327
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,597
Don't tell the kids.
328
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:30,466
This is so lame.
Come on, come on!
329
00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,502
Hey, guys, I got
something really scary.
330
00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:35,071
Oh, look!
331
00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:38,674
The rebel Russo's wearing
a shirt that says, "costume".
332
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,209
It's so cool not
to try, isn't it?
333
00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:43,812
Thank you for noticing. I think
you'll enjoy this. Mantooth?
334
00:19:43,846 --> 00:19:46,548
Mantooth?
335
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,552
Mr. Evans, watch this.
You're gonna freak out.
336
00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:54,220
What are you doing here?
337
00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:56,855
I'm not here to hide
under your bed.
338
00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:59,090
I'm here to save
your haunted house.
339
00:20:01,127 --> 00:20:04,028
But he turns his face into
this horrendous demon and...
340
00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,397
Pops out these vicious
claws and grabs you
341
00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:09,733
- while shrieking in your ears.
- That's exactly what we need.
342
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,534
Well, is he gonna
do it or isn't he?
343
00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:19,739
Boogaly, boogaly,
boogaly, ha!
344
00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,110
Captain Jim Bob,
protect me!
345
00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:28,045
Oh, I should have known!
346
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,680
Your incredibly scary
ghost turns out to be...
347
00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:33,648
Fingerhole eye guy.
348
00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:38,651
I don't know how much more of
this horror I can take. Let's go!
349
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:41,019
That's not scary
enough for you?
350
00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,787
I've got a scarier face.
351
00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,255
Want to see it?
352
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:46,989
Yes. Do it!
353
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:56,470
- Boogaly, boogaly, boogaly...
- Not that thing.
354
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,742
They all start that way.
355
00:21:04,081 --> 00:21:05,981
Boogaly, boogaly,
boogaly, boogaly...
356
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,388
You're all sick,
you're sick people!
357
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,790
This haunted house
is closed forever.
358
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:19,027
Wait a minute! You said you
wanted scary, we gave you scary!
359
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,596
Yes. Kids want to be scared,
not scarred for life.
360
00:21:21,631 --> 00:21:25,367
You're done. I'll see you in
the kettle corn stand next year.
361
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,807
You know what's
great about this?
362
00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:39,375
Even though we failed,
363
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:42,344
we failed together.
364
00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:44,880
You know, we all had a
little hand in this blow up.
365
00:21:44,914 --> 00:21:47,849
And I am so, so grateful
that I got to contribute.
366
00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:51,085
I mean, I'm proud.
367
00:21:52,053 --> 00:21:54,954
You know what?
Alex is right.
368
00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:57,222
I'm proud of us, too.
369
00:21:57,256 --> 00:21:59,525
I mean, look at this
place. We did this.
370
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,827
Quick family meeting.
371
00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:04,596
We never send Alex to do
anything ever again. All in favor?
372
00:22:04,631 --> 00:22:06,732
Aye.
373
00:22:06,766 --> 00:22:08,234
Let's go get some candy!
374
00:22:12,989 --> 00:22:14,957
- All right, what ya got?
- I got...
375
00:22:14,991 --> 00:22:17,025
This watch that
doesn't work...
376
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,127
Two earrings,
377
00:22:19,162 --> 00:22:20,929
and a picture of
a dog in a frame.
378
00:22:21,664 --> 00:22:23,530
I'll trade you
this necklace,
379
00:22:23,564 --> 00:22:27,233
a ring, and a glass eye
for the picture of the dog.
380
00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:28,534
Done.
381
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,970
I love Halloween.
382
00:22:36,614 --> 00:22:41,614
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