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Into thin air, send this chair.
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[whirring]
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Hmmm. This doesn't seem right.
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Help! Somebody help!
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Max? Max?
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Du... Where are you?
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[Max] I'm right here.
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I was trying to make Dad's
chair disappear and...
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Well, you can
figure out the rest.
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Yeah, and I figure...
you're holding the wand backwards.
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[Max] No, well... Oh,
maybe a little.
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Into thin air, send this chair.
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[whirring]
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I hope you know how to
get Dad's chair back.
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Of course I don't.
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Justin, I'm starting
to think Dad's right.
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If I'm gonna have any chance of
winning this wizard competition,
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I'm gonna need a tutor.
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Dad's hiring you a wizard tutor?
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The best tutor around is right here.
That's an insult to me.
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I tutor tutors!
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[door opens]
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I heard yelling.
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Is Justin being passionate
about knowledge again?
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Max?
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- Yep.
- Yeah.
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Guess what? Dad's hiring
a wizard tutor for Max.
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Wait, if Dad got Max a tutor,
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that means I'm probably next.
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Why am I saying,
"probably"? I'm next. Oh...
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Yep, just be yourself.
That always gets rid of people.
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[fake laugh] You're so funny!
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Guys, I think my tutor's here.
I hope it's a wise old owl.
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[roaring]
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Hi.
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Aw. You're not an old owl,
just a cute blonde chick.
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Get rid of her.
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I'm Tutor Hatchback.
I'm here to tutor Max Russo.
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And something tells
me you're him.
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Yeah, that something's right.
That's him right there. Uh-huh.
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And that's uh... That's uh...
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That's Alex, right over there.
And... I'm...
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I'm... I'm...
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Am I supposed to tutor him, too?
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Him? No. In fact, your services
aren't really needed here at all
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because my brother has a
vast knowledge of wizardry
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that may shame you into leaving
here in disgrace, right, Justin?
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Justin?!
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We are so honored to have you
here to tutor our dear brother.
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If there is anything
that you need, just ask.
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♪ Is that u t is a pretty face♪
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[scoffs] Guys are so easy.
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Yeah, we're pretty easy.
[chuckles]
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Well you know everything's
gonna be a breeze
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That the end will no doubt
justify the means
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You can fix any problem with
the slightest of ease
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Yes, please
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But you might find out it'll
go to your head
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When you write a report on a
book you never read
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With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed
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That's what I said
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Everything is not
what it seems
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When you can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams
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You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes
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Because everything is
not what it seems
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Everything is not
what it seems
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When you can have what you want
by the simplest of means
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Be careful not to mess with
the balance of things
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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be surprised how many kids
hold their wands backwards.
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I'm sorry, Max.
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You're holding your wand right,
but don't grip it so tight.
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You're not Judy Axe-Hand.
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Whoa. You... You read
Judy Axe-Hand?
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That's like the best wizard
comic book out there.
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Yeah. By "best" do you mean the
one that's not totally lame?
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Yes! I have the whole series.
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- I'll go get them. Hang on.
- OK.
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I like you.
Hope you don't wreck it.
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Hey, tutor. I, uh...
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I brought you some of my personal
study aids to help you with Max.
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Get out of here. I'm starting
a friendship thing here.
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Friendship? Not if I make
her my girlfriend first.
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[both groan]
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Oh, my gosh!
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You have My First Spell-Caster,
a set of training wands,
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and even Merlin Flash Cards.
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[whirring]
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[both] Ooh.
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And... Oh, OK.
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I used to play with
those when I was a kid.
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But you were using
them last night.
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Zip it.
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So, uh, Tutor, um, do you ever,
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I don't know, tutor people
on asking anyone out?
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Well, who do you wanna ask out?
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Uh, well, I... You.
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You don't need a tutor.
You're doing just fine.
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Um, have you ever been to The
Leprechaun Grill in the wizard world?
100
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No. I love leprechauns,
but they make me nervous.
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I try to avoid
situations that emphasize
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my... awkwardness.
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I'm sure you'll
fit in just fine.
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That's what my mom says every
day before I go to school.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
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So, she's a tutor named Tutor?
Isn't that weird?
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Well, no, not in the
wizard world, at least.
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A lot of people name their kids what
they want them to grow up to be.
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But sometimes it
doesn't work out.
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My dad goes to a doctor
named Butcher. Anyway...
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Tutor is great. She's into
all the same things I'm into.
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Well, so am I.
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I don't want to sound as
insecure as I really am,
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but you're not trying to replace
me with that Tutor chick, are you?
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Harper...
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...you're wearing a dress
made of fruit roll snacks.
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No one could ever replace you.
Believe me.
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[sighs] Good, because I may
not be your wizard friend,
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but I'm definitely
your best friend.
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Got a problem with that!?
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No.
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Hey, Alex. There you go.
Thank you.
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Since your father is out of town,
he won't know if we close up early.
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How about I treat you gu to
makeovers at the department store?
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Makeovers?
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Where stuck-up girls
make snooty faces at us,
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while they pluck our
eyebrows until we scream,
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and then tell us, "You'd be pretty
if you took care of your skin"? Pass.
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This is not what I imagined
having a girl would be like.
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So you think it'd be OK if I brought
my shillelagh to The Leprechaun Grill?
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Where else would you take it?
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Mom, this is Max's tutor.
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Guess what? We're going
to The Leprechaun Grill.
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Hi, I'm Theresa.
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I'd ask you to come with us to get
makeovers, but you're already so beautiful.
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Way to boost our
self-esteem up, Mom.
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Oooh. I'd love to go.
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Really? Oh, great. I'll go get
my purse. Justin, close up.
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I'm disappointed in you, Tutor. I
thought we were on a nice road to friendship until now.
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Oh, Alex, I'm sorry.
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I thought you might enjoy making fun of
the face-dance Sallys who work behind the makeup counter.
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Oh, my gosh! I totally
call them that too!
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We're so back on the
road to friendship.
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- This is The Leprechaun Grill?
- Yeah.
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By the way, I love your green tuxedo,
Justin. The shillelagh really makes it.
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Thanks.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing, I mean,
I'm glad to be here with you.
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It's just I thought there'd be real
leprechauns running around here.
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This is... Look, these workers
are just dressed as leprechauns.
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Yeah, but I heard they train their
workers to act just like leprechauns.
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What the hay.
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[bored voice] Sure and Begorrah,
welcome to The Leprechaun Grill.
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Would you like to try our new
Pot-'O-Gold Mini Tostadas?
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Mini Tostadas?
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Is there anything here
that's genuine leprechaun?
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There's a leprechaun
in a box over there.
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Whatcha be lookin' at?!
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[whispering] Why is he in there?
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Corporate makes us have a leprechaun
to make the place look real.
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Plus, that one's a little grouchy
so we have to keep him in that box.
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So, you gonna order something?
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Hey, guys. Wow.
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Only you could make a green tuxedo
stand out in a leprechaun joint.
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What are you doing here, Alex?
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I came to bring you your wallet.
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I didn't forget my wallet.
I have mine right here.
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Then good thing I
made you check.
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Hey, Tutor.
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How fun was it telling that make-over
girl she had to put a bag over her head
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because she was too beautiful?
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And she did it!
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It's official:
Make-over girls are dumb.
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[all laugh]
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Guess what? There's troll wrestling
at the Wizardome. Wanna go?
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Sure.
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Alex, we're on a date.
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Oh, relax, Justin. Wrestling
doesn't start for another hour.
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You can finish your date while I
poke that leprechaun with your stick.
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[growling]
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That's a lot of anger
in a tiny body.
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A bully hippogriff is
riding off with your bike.
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What do you do to stop him?
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Archery and plumbing is the way
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to keep that thief
from getting away.
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Yay! Excellent! Good job!
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I caught a hippogriff.
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Stop messing around, dude.
Tutor's trying to help you.
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Actually, that was part of a practice
quiz. Max is doing pretty well.
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Oh, yeah. I'm doing pretty well.
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- At what?
- [door opens]
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Hey, Tutor. Wanna go
to the wizard mall
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and watch cyclopses
try on sunglasses?
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First of all,
it's not "cyclopses-es-es."
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It's just cyclops.
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Who cares?
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And second, I was gonna ask Tutor
to do something with me first.
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Oh, OK. Let's go, Tutor.
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Sorry, I can't go with
either of you. - Oh, come on.
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I've got to finish
tutoring Max for this test
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so I can move on
to my next student.
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[both] You're gonna leave?
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Yep.
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Well, yeah, but we
can still be friends
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and do stuff together, right?
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No. The Wizard Council
has a strict policy
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about tutors hanging around
after their work is done.
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Anyway, if you guys don't mind,
we've got to get back to studying.
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Studying.
That's what we're doing.
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Yes!
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She can't leave.
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She's the first wizard girl I've
ever met who's actually normal.
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Most wizard girls are all like,
"Hee hee hee, I'm a wizard!
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Wizard girls don't
talk like that.
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In my mind they do.
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You didn't have a chance with
her anyway, 'cause you're all,
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[in deep voice] "I'm Alex.
I'm so tough I don't need to be nice."
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I don't talk like that.
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In my mind you do.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
Max ruined it for us.
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I can't believe the kid
picks now to start learning.
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Well, you know,
the test isn't until tomorrow,
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Maybe we can find a couple of
tutors to help him unlearn.
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Where are we going to find a
couple of tutors at this late hour?
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I know. Let me call someone.
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[sighs]
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[dialing]
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[cell phone rings]
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Hello?
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He... Oh!
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- Us.
- Yes.
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[whirring]
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When in doubt, inside out.
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I did it. [chuckles] I'm going
to ace Tutor's wand quiz.
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[door opens]
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What did you do?
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Oh, I released the sand
from that defective bottle.
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Anyway, I'm gonna get some rest and
turn in early. Goodnight, guys.
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Yep, turn in early.
First sign of a quitter.
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What? I've studied hard,
I've read all my spell workbooks
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and practiced my wand-eye
coordination. Oh...
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Ha! The real key to acing
a test is not any of that.
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It isn't?
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It isn't. No.
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Let me give you some
of my secret wand tips.
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For example, you should choke up
on your wand for better control.
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And the value of
sleep is a myth.
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You need to stay awake and let your
brain soak up all the studying you've done.
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And the best way to do
that is to chill out
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and watch the all-night
Unicorn Attack marathon
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on the Wizcovery Channel.
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[man on TV] We don't know who
was more surprised,
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the unicorn or our cameraman.
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[cameraman on TV grunts]
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I know what you guys
are trying to do.
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- I knew it wouldn't work.
- Hold on.
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What do you think we're
trying to do, Max?
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You guys... are trying
to help me pass the quiz.
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See? False alarm. [chuckles]
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OK.
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You didn't get that one,
but let's try this one.
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Water to stardust.
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Wait.
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OK, go.
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- Stardust!
- [whirring]
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[Max] Oh!
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- Aw, man.
- [door opens]
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What was that noise?
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We were just outside talking about how
great Max must be doing on his quiz.
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I don't... I don't understand.
He was making great progress.
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What happened, Max? - I don't know.
Alex and Justin even helped me...
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- Not really.
- [chuckles]
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Well, unfortunately
he failed the quiz.
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- What a shame.
- Oh, that's such... Oh, man.
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I guess I can't leave yet.
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Awesome! Tutor.
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What's your record for sneaking into
the movies in one day? Mine's five.
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Tutor, the Ancient Robe and Hat
exhibit just opened up
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at the Wiz-sonian Institute.
You want to go with me to the museum?
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Being with you is like being at a
museum. Not much to look at, and you're instantly bored.
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[Justin] Yeah.
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Why don't you guys go.
I'm gonna think of something better.
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[sighs]
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[sighs loudly]
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Max, why are you sighing?
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I'm not. I'm just
taking a deep breath,
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because I'm
disappointed and sad.
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Oh, honey, what's wrong?
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Mom, I failed the wand quiz.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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What happened?
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I don't know. Alex and
Justin even helped me study.
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Alex helped you study, huh?
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Yeah, they showed me a
new way to hold my wand
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and they helped me relax
by watching TV all night.
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One question, honey.
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How did Justin and Alex react
when you failed the quiz?
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Happy. Then sad.
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Tutor said she had to stay.
Then happy again.
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Max, your brother and sister
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tricked you into
failing the quiz
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just so Tutor wouldn't
have to leave yet.
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They used me?
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Yes, they did!
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As your mother,
I have to tell you
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that taking revenge on
your brother and sister
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is not something I wanna hear.
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00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,034
I didn't say revenge.
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I know. I know you
didn't say it.
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I'm just saying if you said it,
I don't wanna hear it.
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If only there was a way
to get back at them.
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Oh, getting back at them.
That would be just fine.
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[both laugh]
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I can't believe it.
We snuck into seven movies.
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Yeah, we had a blast. Tutor,
you know, you're a great friend.
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You are, too. I'm sorry that soon Max
won't need me anymore. Then I'll have to leave.
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00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:23,155
Oh, I'm not too
worried about that.
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Psst! Hey!
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00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,927
Oh, hey, it's Cranky O'Shorty.
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I'm famished.
I've been working all day.
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Can you spare some
of those spuds?
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You mean one of these?
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00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,569
[chuckles] Nope.
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Hey! Give it here!
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00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:47,609
Tutor, I got us the tickets to
the Wiz-sonian. There you go.
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00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:50,045
Too late. She already said
she wanted to be my friend.
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You did?
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00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,950
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
you and I can't go out, too.
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[Justin and Alex groan]
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00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,220
Um, look, Tutor, being my friend
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and also his girlfriend
isn't gonna work for us.
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00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,591
We try to keep our
lives very separate.
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00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:09,394
Yeah. We find it's better
for everyone that way.
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- Mostly me.
- [door opens]
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00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:14,599
Well, well, well.
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00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:18,302
If it isn't my brother and sister with
their favorite person in the world,
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00:19:18,336 --> 00:19:20,637
my tutor, Tutor.
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00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:23,072
Max, are you angry
about something?
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00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:26,809
Yes, I am. Let me tell you
what that something is.
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Your new best
friend and boyfriend
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messed me up on purpose so
that I would fail the test
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and you wouldn't have to leave.
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00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:41,422
Max, Max, Max,
listen to yourself.
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Your loving brother and sister
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conspiring against you
and your wizard training
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just for their own
selfish reasons?
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00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,899
Doesn't that sound ridiculous?
348
00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:58,005
Well, yeah, I guess it does.
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I'm sorry I accused you guys.
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[groans] We did it!
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What are you doing?
I had it sold!
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00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,052
Living with that lie was giving
me stress-related symptoms.
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00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:16,223
OK, I can't believe it.
You back-stabbed your little brother?
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00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:20,360
Alex and I were blinded.
We wanted her all to ourselves.
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00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:23,996
We're sorry.
Would you forgive us?
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00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:30,035
OK, but I've got to
get back at you first
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00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,670
'cause I kind of promised Mom.
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00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,340
What?
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00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:38,777
Yeah. And I think I'll use
something Tutor taught me.
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00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:44,083
When in doubt, inside out.
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00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:48,287
Blarney, I'm out!
Thank you, lad.
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00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:51,591
Now, I can turn me wrath
on that evil lass.
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00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,761
[chuckles] Uh, how about
those spuds you wanted?
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00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,362
In fact, you can have them all.
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00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,265
Nah. Me thinks I'll
bite something else.
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[growling]
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00:21:03,703 --> 00:21:05,838
You! [screams]
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00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:08,173
[both scream]
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Ooh! Ouch! Ouch.
OK, easy. Sensitive.
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I hate leprechauns.
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00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:23,988
And I hate what you
guys did to Max.
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00:21:24,023 --> 00:21:26,424
He has a lot of talent
but he can't focus it
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because of all the
dysfunction in this family.
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00:21:29,261 --> 00:21:31,062
What do you mean?
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00:21:31,096 --> 00:21:33,865
We're not that dysfunctional.
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00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:37,301
Oh, no?
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00:21:37,335 --> 00:21:39,970
OK, you sabotaged
your little brother
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00:21:40,004 --> 00:21:42,371
and then your mother told
him to get back at you.
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00:21:42,606 --> 00:21:45,842
In all my years of tutoring I have
never seen anything like this.
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00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:49,513
Well, then I, uh...
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00:21:49,547 --> 00:21:51,716
...I guess this is goodbye.
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00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:55,786
I just feel like I'm
gonna miss you. - Me, too.
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Of course you are. I'm part elf.
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You are?
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00:22:00,123 --> 00:22:02,223
Yeah. I thought you knew that.
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