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Previously on Ugly Betty...

What was your first
impression of me ?

- What is is?
- A tracking device.

I will know where you are
every minute of every day.

I can't...
spend time with you and your girlfriend.

What does that make us?

Two people who work
in the same building.

Your family is falling apart.
Do you realize that?

My family is coming together.

He said if I went throug with
the surgery, I'd lose everything.

He said he'd rather
I were dead.

You're here because of me,

because of what I did.

I'm turning myself in.

I'm reporting live outside
of Meade Publications,

where Bradford Meade is expected
to return to work tomorrow

after his release from prison.

Arrested for the
murder of Fey Sommers,

all charges against him were dropped
after his wife, Claire Meade,

turned herself in to
authorities late last night.

And now let's get some reactions
from some of the employees.

Uh, excuse me, miss. Miss--

No comment. No comment!

Ow.

No comment. No comment! Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

- Ow.
- Hilda.

- Justin!
- I'm sorry.

It just gets
funnier every time.

Would you just go get
ready for school, please?

Fine.

So how you doing, anyway?

And don't say "no comment."

I don't know.

Ever since Ms. Meade's arrest,
I just can't help but feel guilty.

I was the one who talked
her into turning herself in.

Hey, you didn't talk
her into anything.

She did what she
felt she had to do.

How's Daniel handling this?

He and Alexis aren't speaking.

Alexis and his father
aren't speaking,

an his mother is in the hospital being
detoxed before she can be arraigned.

You see? It really makes you appreciate
coming from a nice, normal family.

Papi, what part of "house
arrest" don't you understand?

I just went out 2 feet
to get the paper.

I think that's for you.

Yes, Constance.

I just stepped
out my front door.

I wasn't fleeing the country.

Okay, okay.
I'm back inside now. Happy?

Dad, it's only four more
weeks till your court date.

I can't live like a prisoner
for four more weeks!

I'm going stir crazy in here!

I'm starting not to remember
the--the feel of rain,

the smell of
freshly mowed grass.

Papi, we live in
Jackson Heights.

The grass smells
like fried onions.

I got the message, and I'll definitely
be there at 9:00 on the dot.

I waited an hour and
a half to do that.

I just...
I came to get my things before...

I'll come back later.

No, no, no.

We still haven't had our beautiful
father-son reconciliation.

Last time I saw you,
things were so rushed,

what with you having
me arrested and all.

So... this is the life
you wanted so badly.

Actually, in the life I wanted,
you were behind bars.

And in the life I wanted,
you were still a man.

You remember making me this?

You were 6.

After you disappeared,

I'd look at it to remind myself
of the son that I'd lost.

Now it reminds me of the
son I wish I'd never had.

You and I... we're finished.

We were finished
a long time ago.

Hey, I've been looking for you.
Look what I just scored.

New Prada store's opening tonight,
and Steve Aoki's deejaying.

Meet up for drinks beforehand?

Oh, I can't. I have plans.

- Who is he?
- My mother.

She's in town for another
one of her stupid cat shows.

It's disgusting--her and a
bunch of fancy pussycats.

Well, don't worry.
I'll skip Prada.

Your girlfriend is
reporting for duty.

So where are the three
of us going to dinner?

Actually, you're not coming.

What?

But it's your mother.

I'm the love of your
life, remember?

You are officially
released from beard duty.

Consider yourself shaved.

Wait, what are you saying?

Did you actually tell your
mother that you are a ho--

No. It's just...

I've been telling her you were my
girlfriend for a few years now and...

she's starting to pressure
me to buy the cow.

So you're saying we're over...
and I'm fat?

No, just over.

Just like that?

Sweetie, it's not you. It's me.

Oh, you are damn
right that it's you.

I am the best pretend
girlfriend you'll ever have.

Mandy...

We'll always have that
fake pregnancy scare.

Oh, that was a real scare, you idiot.
It just wasn't yours.

How are you feeling?

Well, I've had
better mondays...

and better jewelry.

The shakes haven't
started yet, but...

the sweating and the
nightmares are a delight.

Oh, and they say I should
be moving to the prison

by the end of the week.

You should have let
me stay in there.

I'm scared.

I'm here for you.

I hope you still are

- after...
- After what?

Hey. How are you feeling?

I've been talking with the new lawyers, and
they seem to think if we go with insanity--

That's not why I
called you here.

What's going on?

Your father tried to
fire Alexis today.

Tried? I did.

But you can't.

She's your child,
and she's your sister.

Now I'm probably going
away for a very long time,

and I want you all
to be a family.

I don't think Alex wants to
be part of any family, mom.

Alexis,

and she'll never be part of a family
if you keep pushing her away,

which is why I've convinced
her to help you run "Mode."

- Is she on morphine?
- I wish.

Don't be ridiculous, Claire.
I decide who works for my companies.

I own "Mode."

Actually, dear,
you own Meade Publications.

Apparently you've forgotten...

I own "Mode."

Your mother owns this magazine?

Since when?

Since my dad needed a tax shelter,
and he put it in her name.

So now she insists Alex
and be co-editors-in-chief.

There's not anything
anyone can do about it.

Maybe that's not
such a bad thing.

I mean, you and Alexis can
get to know each other again.

And now you only have
to do half the work.

Half?

Betty, there's no
half with Alex.

You put us side by side in anything,
doesn't matter what,

she always has to win.

Even when we went jogging every morning.
It would be all great,

but then, at the very end, every time,
he always had to pull ahead,

just to remind me he could.

Yes!

Daniel, you've done a great job running
this magazine for the last six months.

I know you can win this race.

It's like the tortoise
and the hare--

Okay, okay.
I'm gonna figure it out.

You can cross my pep talk
off your list today.

There will be more.

So both of you
are editors-in-chief.

Alexis is an editor-in-chief.

Daniel is an editor-in-chief.

Seems like practically everyone in
the room is an editor-in-chief...

except for me.

And me.

Okay. Here's how we're gonna
split up responsibilities.

Obviously, Wilhelmina,
you are still creative director.

I'll continue to write the letter from
the editor and have final say on the book.

Wow. Look at the
big man in charge.

Somebody has to be.

Not all of us have time to fake our
own death, disappear for two years.

Oh, god.
Are you still singing that old song?

Daniel, you can be the boss
of everything for all I care.

I don't want anything to do with you,
dad or this magazine.

Really?

'Cause that's not what you told mom,
is it?

Just stop, Daniel. I'm done.

Have fun with your
little magazine.

I for one have much
bigger dreams.

Like what? A uterus?

You can say it,
but can you spell it?

Do I need to be
in this meeting?

This meeting's over.

Well, they really did take your balls
away with that operation, didn't they?

- Excuse me?
- What is wrong with you?

You're giving Bradford
exactly what he wants.

He won. Game over.

Not necessarily.

Bradford doesn't want you anywhere
near this magazine, right?

So splash yourself all over it.

Your father will die of shame.

He wouldn't die.

A stroke, maybe.

Alexis, make "Mode" your own.

You approve the book.

You write the letter
from the editor.

Show the industry and your
father just who's in charge.

You mean take it
away from Daniel?

Do you care?

Not really.

Ah, well.

If you really
wanna do this job,

you should have an
appropriate office...

like this one.

This is our new office?

It has fluorescent lighting.

I will not be looked at
under this merciless glare.

Oh, patience, Blanche.
It's only temporary.

The minute Daniel sees
her as a real threat,

they'll be at each
other's throats,

and then I'll have my pick
of any office I want.

Oh, thank god.
You have a new plan.

We shall overcome, girlfriend.

You did not just say that.

Oh, my god. Mommy...

in the building.

Hello, Amanda.

Hi, mama Weiner.

Dear, I hate to be rude,

but now that you've broken
my little Marc's heart

with--shall we say,
your indiscretions--

I think you should go
back to Mrs. Weiner.

Indiscretions?

Marc told me about
the other men...

and women.

Drug addiction makes
you do strange things.

But Marc says you're
working on that.

One day at a time.

Really?

Marc told you all of that,
did he?

Mom!

There's my Marc-y boy!

Hi!

I thought you were going to the cat
show, and then we were going to dinner.

Sweetie, I had a cat-tastrophe.

Lady Buttons of Camelot
lost a jewel on her collar.

That's a 10-point
penalty for appearance.

Can you have one of your
fashion people here fix it?

Oh, of course.

Um, fashion person. Help!

I would be happy to.

I just hope my drug and sex
addictions don't get in the way.

Oh, mom... why don't you go down to
the cafeteria and get some lunch,

and I'll bring
the collar to you?

Wait, Marc. Aren't you gonna introduce
your mom to your new lady love?

The one in whose bosom you found
comfort after dating a skank like me?

You're dating someone new?

Oh, look, and here she is.

This is Marc's new
girlfriend, Betty.

Girlfriend?

That's a good one, Amanda.

Well, what's so funny?

Well, you know, 'cause Marc's--

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You haven't told
your mom you're gay?

I mean, isn't it a little...

I don't know, I--just--
just that you're so... sparkly!

She visits twice a year.
She sees what she wants to see.

I can't believe
I'm asking you is.

I need your help.

You need my help?

The girl you've tortured
for the last six months?

I think "tortured"
is a little severe.

Well, my second day here,
you tricked me into eating glue

by telling me it
was white chocolate.

No! I could've died.

Oh, I only let you eat two pieces.
Come on, Betty!

It would really mean
a lot to my mother.

I think Lady Buttons of Camelot has a
real shot in the progression ring today.

Look at her.
She's having a really good fur day.

Okay, I'm not dating
your kid anymore,

so I don't have to listen
to all the cat chat.

Marc's right.

You are cranky when
you don't get your fix.

Oh, look at this.

It's Betty's papi.

You should really talk to him.

Won't Betty mind?

She hasn't found the right time to even
tell her father she's dating Marc.

You could really help them out.

Hi. This is Jean Weiner.

All you have to do is come
stand next to me for two minutes

and let me tell my mom
that we're... dating.

It's crazy.
She would never even believe us.

Okay, okay, okay.

If you do this for me,

I'll give you information
that'll help save your boss' job.

What? Why? What do you know?

You help me first.

So how's the happy couple?

Oh, laugh, clown, laugh.

But I am showing everyone copies
of your "modeling" photos.

Okay, those were tasteful,

and he told me he loved me.

Besides, you're not gonna have
time to show anyone anything.

Your mom just talked
to Betty's dad.

She what?

And you're all having dinner
tonight at the casa de Suarez.

Ta!

This better be some
good information, Marc.

You're ruining meat loaf night.

Wait. What?

Alexis wants to take over
the company and push you out.

That's what Marc said.

Is Alex in his office?

Yes, she is.

Why would Marc tell you something like
that? Didn't he make you eat glue?

Yeah, that was before.
I'm his girlfriend now.

His what?

The things I do for you.

Daniel Meade.

Nick Pepper,
Ms. Meade's new assistant.

I have been following your career
since I graduated from Cornell.

I wanna be you in five years.

Buy more expensive ties...

sleep with a few models--
you're halfway there, buddy.

Yes!

So... new office.
New assistant.

That what you mean by "I don't want
a thing to do with this magazine"?

Oh, calm down, Daniel.

I've been thinking about
what you said and...

I just can't lie to mom again.

So if us working together makes her happy,
then I think we should give it a try.

I'll even follow your lead.

And Lucy's actually gonna let Charlie
Brown kick the football this time, right?

You're not fooling me, Alexis.

I'm not the kid brother
you used to push around.

And I'm not your big
brother anymore, clearly.

Look, can we not
make this about us?

This is about mom.

If I agree,

that wouldn't mean I'm
working for you. Understood?

I know. 50-50.

You want me to inkie-swear?

Okay, so what can I do?

Well, this issue is pretty
much put to bed, so...

I haven't written a letter
from the editor yet.

Maybe you can write one, too.

I'll print 'em side by side.
How about that?

Side by side?

Yes, Alex. It's called sharing.

You mean like Katie Meyers?

Uh, that wasn't so much sharing
as you stealing my girlfriend.

Okay. Bad example.

I need 400 words by
tomorrow morning.

We take the book
to press by noon.

Nick!

Cancel your paintball game or
whatever it is you do after work.

We've got a lot to do if we're gonna
get this to the printer's by midnight.

Didn't Daniel say "noon"?

Daniel also thinks I'm gonna
be sharing this job 50-50.

You're not?

Honey, I didn't
share Katie Meyers,

and I'm not gonna
share this magazine.

There's my issue,
and there's Daniel's.

And Daniel's is never
gonna see the light of day.

Dude, you're awesome.

Dude, you haven't
seen anything yet.

Okay, we gotta focus.

We gotta sit through an
entire dinner with my mother.

We have to know everything there
is to know about each other.

Now you're from the
Philippines, right?

Queens.

Don't give me that look.
They both end in "eens."

Okay, so,
we met when I made a bet with my friends

that I could turn you from an ugly
duckling into a beautiful swan.

Marc, that's "she's all that."

No, in that movie,
she actually became beautiful.

I feel in love with you because
of that whole inner beauty crap.

Okay. Let's move to
the flash cards.

I hope you studied.

What's my favorite boy band?

- 'Nsync.
- Ding.

What's my favorite musical?"

- "High school musical"!
- Ding!

Where do I get my mystic tan?

- Sunset tan on 48th!
- Ding! Ding! Ding!

Marc, are these really the answers that are
gonna convince your mother you're straight?

Uh, straight guys mystic tan.
Hello? Tom Cruise.

Okay, now you go.

- Who's Justin?
- Uh, uh, pass.

He's my nephew. You've met him.

Pass! Pass!
I'll never remember that. Go. Next.

- How old am I?
- 32.

- 22.
- Really?

Yes! Thank you for that.

- My favorite flowers?
- Uh... pink gerber daisies.

Henry! Hi.

Just dropping off paychecks.

How have you been?

Good. Good.

How's Charlie?

Good. She's good.

Okay! Okay, Betty.
We gotta finish this.

Um, uh, okay.
Uh, favorite pizza toppings?

Goat cheese and capers!

Pepperoni and mushroom.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Whose girlfriend is she? Beat it!

I'm sorry.
I'm just helping him with something.

Well, it was nice seeing you.

Yeah.

- Uh, favorite Disney princess?
- Oh, Mulan.

Cinderella.

Her mother always read
that to her before bed.

Okay, I think you've got it.

Now print up those proofs and
get 'em to graphics A.S.A.P.

We have a midnight deadline, people.
Come on, let's move!

I see someone's
enjoying her new role.

Love what you did
with the office.

And I read your letter for
the magazine--brilliant.

A scathing indictment
of dear old dad.

And you're looking
at the new cover.

Think daddy'll like it?

He is a breast man.

Just don't know whether
he'll like them on his son.

Perfect.

Is it, uh, safe to assume that
Daniel is not aware of any of this?

Oh, please.

Daniel's clueless.

He won't even know this is happening
until the issue hits the stands.

Now I have to go change my clothes. I have
a million things to do before tonight.

It's almost scary
how easy this is.

You are evil.

I'm so going as
you for Halloween!

I read your letter
from the editor.

And?

It's good.

Your voice got all high,
like when I ask you to stay late

and you say, "I don't mind."

No. No,
it's--it's a good letter.

It's just--it's about shoes.

And this is a fashion
magazine, right?

But this isn't just
any issue of "Mode."

I mean, with everything that's
been going on with your family,

people are gonna be looking to
this as your public statement.

Don't you think you should write
something a little bit more...

personal?

- Maybe you could--
- I can't.

Is it too painful?

No, I-I mean, literally,
I-I can't. I...

I don't know how to
write a letter like that.

Daniel, I read your
letter every month.

It's always funny
and smart and...

It's one of the things that
makes you such an amazing editor.

I don't exactly
write those letters.

You know Jeremy from features?

He kind of writes them, and I just--
I sign my name to them.

That's dishonest.

How is your
boyfriend Marc doing?

Point taken.

I am not a writer, Betty.

I can't do this.
I'm barely an editor.

Daniel, you get a
magazine out every month,

and you do an amazing job.

And you'll do an amazing
job on this letter, too.

You just have to
write from the heart.

I mean, you really want your letter to
be about how the pilgrim buckle is back?

Well, it is.

You can do this.

There's my little enchilada.

Sorry we're late.

Oh, it's not a problem...
uh, baby.

It's my fault.
The cat was acting up.

I couldn't leave
her in the hotel.

Oh. Uh, how did miss Lady Buttons
of Camelot do in the show today?

Last place.
I stripped away her title.

Her name's just Buttons now.

Okay. Well, let's just sit down
real fast, eat that dinner,

and we'll be out of here.

- Hey, Mr. Suarez.
- Call me Papi.

Too much?

- This is my mom, Jean Weiner.
- Hi.

Yes, we--we talked on the phone.
I love your home. It's so...

festivo.

There they are! Hello!

Hi! I'm Hilda, Betty's sister.

Can you believe these two crazy kids?
So in love!

- Uh, let me take your things.
- Oh, oh, thank you.

What is she doing here?

She wouldn't miss
this for the world.

She lives here.

"She lives here."

Taquito, remember that time we
drove upstate to look at the leaves?

Oh, yes! And we listened to
'Nsync the whole way up,

because that's Marc's
favorite band,

and I know that because
I'm his boyfriend--

I mean, he's my girlfriend!

I mean...

So, Ms. Weiner, tell us,
how did you get started in cat shows?

Oh, well,
it was just fun at first.

I had a hairless sphynx
named Mr. Meowington

who I entered in
a local pageant.

Uh, for his talent competition,
he flushed a toilet.

See? Even a cat can
remember to do it.

Betty, you remind
me of someone.

You have the same sense of humor
as Marc's old roommate Chuck.

Honey, do you ever see Chuck?

I don't wanna talk about him.

Uh, we just...
sort of lost touch.

Oh, he was so handsome.
And they were so close.

We weren't that close.

Uh, we were just poker buddies.

I'm guessing a lot of hold'em.

So how long have you
two been going out?

- Three months.
- Six months.

I mean six months.
It has been six months.

It just feels like
three months.

Our first date we watched
"High School Musical,"

because that's Marc's
favorite musical,

and I know that.

Would you guys excuse
us for just a minute?

Treasure?

- Can I see you up in my room?
- Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey. Keep that door open.

So this is where
the tragic happens.

Marc, we can't do this anymore.

Marc! We are not
convincing anybody.

I keep waiting
for Mr. Roper to show up.

You agreed to this.
I helped you with Daniel.

You're a grown man.
Tell her the truth.

- She might surprise you.
- Are you kidding?

Look what happened with Lady Buttons,
and that was just over a stupid ribbon.

No, no.

I'm her child, her favorite.

I can't disappoint her.
Come on, come on.

How do you tell someone after ten
years that none of it's been real?

If I tell her the truth now,

then we've got nothing.

Well, what do you have now?

Two visits and Christmas?
That's not a relationship.

It's too late.

No, it's not.

Marc, you have a mother,
and she is downstairs.

And you still have a chance to
make her a part of your life.

Do you know what I
would give for that?

My family's not
your family, okay?

So let's turn that
moustache upside down,

go downstairs and finish dinner...
and then we'll be out of here.

Okay, but let's bring it
back down to a man's voice.

Hi, aunt Betty.

Hi, uncle Marc.

What's your son doing here?

Nephew.

Sorry. Justin was supposed to be
having dinner with his father.

But don't worry. I had a little
chat with him. He's on board.

Ew. Dad tried to take
me out for fast food.

Chicken nuggets are 15 points.

It's almost bathing
suit season!

Would you just help
me clear the plates?

So, Hilda, you're a single mom?

That must be hard.

How long ago did you
and your husband split?

Oh, we were never actually married.
You know, prom night,

condom breaks, long story.

Actually not.
That's pretty much it.

Well, that's a lot
of information.

Hey, I'll get that.

Hey, Betty, look what I
silk-screened at a class today.

Ooh, is that some celebrity?

No, uh...

Are you kidding?
She totally is.

Claire Meade-- she murdered Fey Sommers,
but she was completely justified.

It was a crime of passion, and I will
not rest until that woman is free.

I'm starting a petition
at school tomorrow.

What a pretty kitty.
Can I pet her?

He's starting a petition
to help out a murderer?

They're going with insanity.

Really, it just helps
Justin focus his anxiety.

He's still pretty upset about the
"Dreamgirls"... best picture snub.

"Babel"? What's "Babel"?

Oh, my god, I know. "Dreamgirls"
was a cinematic achievement...

and, uh... whew. How 'bout the
boobs on that Beyonc�, huh?

Papi, I can't get the
lid off the trash can.

Ooh, the cat!
It's going for the door! Dad!

- I got it! I got it!
- Wait, papi, you can't go out!

Oh! Oh, Buttons.
What is that noise?

- Grandpa's under house arrest.
- Yes, Constance.

- Did he murder someone, too?
- No! No, he's not a criminal.

- He's an illegal immigrant.
- We don't tell people that!

Are you sure you want to get
involved with this family?

What's he doing here?

Daniel.

Who's Daniel?

He's... Betty's ex-boyfriend.

What? I can't play, too?

Thank you.

Oh, Claire.

How did you get in here?

Only family is permitted.

I'm your incredibly tan sister.

Let me look at you.

Oh, you poor thing.

And handcuffs?

I have committed a crime.

Not letting a woman have her
makeup bag-- now that's a crime.

What do you want, Wilhelmina?

I came out of great
concern for your children.

Things are not going well
with Daniel and Alexis,

and I fear they'll soon
destroy the magazine...

and each other.

Much better.

So I thought if there's a
way to salvage what's left...

if there were someone who could,
um, supervise, perhaps mediate.

And I suppose that
person would be you?

I practically ran the magazine
when Daniel was in charge.

It's that I--I have no authority
in my current position.

And you want me to do
something about that?

Well, I don't know what,

except maybe have your attorneys
draw up some contracts.

- I believe the phrase is, um--
- "Power of attorney"?

Yeah, something like that.

It would be a way for me to
rightfully protect them.

After all, I am a mother, too.

You're telling me.

Cut the act, Wilhelmina.

I'm not Bradford or one of
those other suits in that office

who can get taken in by your
collagen smile and your plastic ass.

I see.

Well...

perhaps I can offer you something
that might change your mind.

I know you're drying
out and all, but...

one little sip couldn't hurt,
could it?

I bet this would make those
icechips taste so much better.

You actually think that I would sell
out my children for a lousy drink?

Maybe not one,
but after four or five,

you've been known
to do a lot worse.

You listen to me, Wilhelmina,

and you listen good.

I know who you are,

and you are not getting
your hands on this company.

That slut Fey Sommers may
have become editor-in-chief

by going after my husband,
but from now on,

the only person running this
magazine will be a Meade.

Well...

sorry you feel
that way, Claire.

Perhaps I can offer this to
you with my humblest apologies.

Oh, darn.

You can't reach that, can you?

Oops. Look at the time.

I gotta run.

Sorry, dear.

So did he pop the question yet?

Stop. It's not funny.

I had to kiss him,
and he wears lip gloss.

All right.
So I finished the letter.

Just wanted you to read it.

I think it turned
out pretty well.

"He ain't heavy,
she's my brother."

So if you can proof it, e-mail it to
Alexis, she can put it in the book.

It just has to beat the
printer's by tomorrow morning.

You know,
you could've just e-mailed this to me.

Yeah, but I-I wanted to
see the look on your face

when you're not
disappointed in me.

Could you please come in here?
My mother's lost an earring

and is convinced that your
father has stolen it.

Could you give us a minute?

The honeymoon is
definitely over.

As much as fun as I make
of all your pep talks,

they actually kind
of make me feel...

peppy.

What are you doing?

I just wanted to read this letter.
Daniel worked really hard on it.

Well, forget that stupid
letter and come back in here.

- It's not stupid.
- No, but Daniel is.

Alexis isn't even putting
that thing in the magazine.

- She's not in charge!
- No one told her that.

She's re-done the entire issue.

It's already on its way to the printer.
So please forget that and come in here.

Oh, my god.

I have to go catch Daniel.

No, Betty.
Betty, you can't go. Betty!

He--he is your ex-boyfriend.
I am your current boyfriend!

He is my boss,
and you're an idiot!

Ho, ho! We're gonna talk about
this in couples counseling!

Come on!
We haven't moved in 20 minutes!

I'm e-mailing the printer again.
Is it okay if I type "stop the presses"?

I can't believe I trusted her.

- I am so stupid.
- No, you're not.

You were giving Alexis a chance. You
wanted to believe the best in people.

We're never gonna
get there in time.

You know,
the printer's not that far away.

Come on!

- Excuse me!
- Sorry. Coming through.

I just don't understand.

Betty took off with
her ex-boyfriend?

Marc, don't you
think that's weird?

Uh, mom, there's-- there's
something that I need to tell you

about... me.

I am...

breaking up with Betty.

Thank god!

Wait, you didn't like her?

Marc, honey, let's be honest.

With that hair and that face, what
were my grandchildren gonna look like?

Mom! Mom, Betty and her family
were pretty nice to us tonight.

Her family?
Don't get me started on the family.

Her father-- why should I pay his taxes?
He broke into this country.

- Mom.
- And the sister?

I don't wanna use the "s" word...
but slut. There. I said it.

No wonder she got knocked
up in the second grade.

The "Golden Girls"
marathon is on!

And I don't even
know what that is.

"That"?

Please, he's just so... swishy!

The mother doesn't say anything.
It just makes me sick.

Okay, shut your mouth, mom!

Why did you say to me?

You don't get to talk about
these people like that.

They did a really nice
thing for me tonight.

And that little boy...

Swishy? Swishy.

You wanna talk about swishy?

Open your eyes, mom,
and look at your own swishy son.

You know what?

- I gotta get to the hotel.
- No, no, no.

You don't get to go.

Because I may never be
this brave again, mom.

I-I-I love you, but--

Do not say it.

I am what you think I am.

- You're confused.
- No. No.

For once, I'm not.

If you wanna get to know me...

it has to be the real me.

The real you, huh?

Well, if this is the
life you've chosen...

I have no interest in
knowing the real you.

Thank these people
for a lovely evening.

Come on. We're almost there.

Come on, Betty.

Hurry up.

Son of a bitch.

I think I'm having
a heart attack!

Seriously?

No, I'm just
being melodramatic.

Hey, Daniel.

Hey, Betty.

Run, Daniel!

Whatever happened to sharing?

What about doing it for mom?

Plans change.

I'm not a kid anymore!

Yeah, but I'm still gonna win.

Yes!

Hey!

I got your text. What happened?

Is this a celebration drink?
Are you buying?

Can I have a banana daiquiri?

Uh, could we get a banana daiquiri for
the lady and another scotch, please?

It's a funny story.

Alex won.

Well, she couldn't have gotten there
much earlier. Come on. Let's go.

We can just tell
the printer to stop.

No, no, Betty.
Don't you get it?

If it's not this,
it's gonna be something else.

Alex is faster than me.
He'll always be faster than me.

So we're giving up?

Look, my whole family has always
thought I've been a big screw up

when it comes to this job.

I'm just trying not
to disappoint them.

Oh. Almost forgot.

Advance copy. Printer was
nice enough to give it to me.

She put herself on the cover?

She always knows how
to get at my dad.

You should read the letter from
the editor. It puts mine to shame.

Actually, I don't
need this anymore.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Betty, I'm finally free. I've wasted
all that time behind the desk.

If Alex wants to take over,
then let him.

I got lots of partying
to catch up on.

Working late?

A lot to catch up on.

Bradford, I'm so
sorry about Claire.

I know how hard it must be to
come home to an empty house.

How about a little
dinner and some company?

You're still here?

I'm sorry I ran out earlier.

How'd it go?

Things got a little
messy after you left.

I was outed to my mother.

What?

Who was it? My father?

No, no. It wasn't him.

It was me.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

She left.

You know what, Marc?

I learned something
about family tonight.

They're not always the ones
who love you the most.

Sometimes it's the family
that you make for yourself.

Okay, okay.

It's getting a little too "life
time original movie" for me.

But I get it.

She doesn't wanna be a
part of my life, then...

it's her loss.

Because I'm freakin' fabulous.

Yes, you are.

And just so you know,

you'll always be my
little chimichanga.

Doesn't mean I like you.

"The great return of
Alexis Meade is a story

"that's been played out
enough in the media,

"so I won't go into
all the details here.

"But I will admit that I didn't
welcome my brother back at first,

"partly because I wasn't used
to seeing him in a satin pump.

"Mostly because
when he went away,

"he broke my heart.

"So I was mad.

"But when I looked past
my anger and his makeup,

"I realized I was
happy to have him back.

"I missed him so much.

"I should start saying
'her.' I missed her so much.

"She's family, and it's family
that will keep this magazine going

"in the face of our
personal crisis.

"It's family that gets
you through everything.

"So welcome back, Alexis.

"Thanks to you,
I'm no longer alone."

Transcript : Raceman
Subtitles : Willow's Team