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Valco! Serves you right!
I've prepared something...
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I'm not saying that.
Can she stop that now?
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Huh! Aww, he keeps on moving it.
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From booze to biscuits!
Red-hot deals?
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Loads of two-for-ones.
Don't forget the Valco tick.
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Everyone always gets it wrong.
It's definitely that way.
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Tick. I'm not doing
that tick thing either!
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Am I getting paid for this?
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Serves you right!
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Valco - serves you right!
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Thanks for letting me use your
computer, Gavin. Can't find mine.
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Oh, that's the problem with laptops,
they're easily left behind.
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Oh, no, it's not a laptop,
it's a big one like this. Oh. Right.
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Morning, Gavin.
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Aah-hiii... Charlie.
Bonjour! Dan the man!
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What's going on?
Oh, you know. Chillin'.
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Are you... sure she's all right
there? Probably not, no, but...
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Right, all done. Oh, Gavin,
I accidentally deleted something,
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but I'm sure you'll get it back.
It was called "Gavin's documents".
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What? Oh, I've no idea
how I did it. Sorry!
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Oh, well... Never mind.
Later, potaters!
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Green tomaters.
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God... What an odd girl.
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Yeah. She, erm, accidentally
cut my tie in half yesterday.
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Listen. Thank you for putting up
with her. It really is appreciated.
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It's OK, as long as we keep her away
from the first-aid training today.
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Please, Gavin. That's all I ask.
Oh, you have my word, Daniel.
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She will not come within sneezing
distance. Sorry, forgot my shoes!
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What are you two pests up to?
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You look all secret-y.
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Just discussing the day's...
The day's...
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The day's...
Don't make me tickle it out of you!
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No... Not again! Stop!
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P... please!
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You can't keep secrets
from ol' Charlie!
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First-aid training!
Daniel's running it! It's today!
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Please stop!
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
Count me in, Daniel.
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This is the best day ever,
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starting...
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NOW!
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Morning.
Oh, don't get me started, Brian.
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I didn't.
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Me and Alan couldn't agree
on what to have for breakfast.
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We got in a right tizz.
Alan wanted a boiled egg.
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I says "You can't have that for
breakfast! We're not on holiday!"
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Good morning, Pharmacy.
Care to join myself and Charlie
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for a spot of first-aid training?
First aid? Is it the Stone Age?
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Last aid, more like.
Anyway, we have medicine now.
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Yeah, we do, but basic first aid
is a proven life saver.
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That's where you're wrong.
Recent statistics have shown
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that first aid kills more people
than it saves.
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N-no. That's not a statistic.
That's made up. Agree to disagree.
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Oh, come on, you pair.
Oh, come on, Brian.
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I need something to get me
out of me grumble. It'll be fun.
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I could use a hand teaching them.
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I bet they'd listen
to an old medical pro like yourself.
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All right! You had me at "I
desperately need your help, Brian."
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How many times have I asked you
to fix that bathroom cabinet?
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Yeah, why not ask Mike to do it?
I mean, he does live with you.
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And he's got all of my tools.
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Get over yourself, Nev. You're
always whining on - me, me, me.
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But I can't very well sneak in to
the house and do DIY while he's out.
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You don't mind sneaking in and doing
naughty things when he's out, do ya?
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Just get it fixed, Neville!
Right.
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Neville? That's your ex-wife, innit?
What the...
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What?! No! Yes... No!
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It's very... complicated.
Yes? I've got to dash.
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What is it now?
Good morning.
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Erm... I want to say Doris?
Marjorie?
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It's Sue. What do you want? It's
chilly. What can you do about it?
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You got me over because you're cold?
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Women our age feel it that bit more,
don't we?
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Our age? Our age?!
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I know you've got a few years on me,
but we're the same generation, no?
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I'm 46, you cheeky sod.
And listen, I'm sick of this.
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I'm Customer Service,
not Rose service.
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If my light goes off again, I'll...
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Good morning!
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When did you find this?
Just now.
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It's a store fox.
Bloody heck, he's got some balls,
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coming onto the actual shop floor.
Shall we call pest control?
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Are you mad? And let Gavin know
he's got a fox in his Valco?
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No. You and me have got
a major investigation on our hands.
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Think you're up for it?
I reckon. But what's the plan?
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This is not my first store fox,
sonny.
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See that scar?
No.
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Last shop I worked.
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So we've got to catch the fox before
Gavin realises you've screwed up.
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Yes! But I'm not going
to lose my badge over this!
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I'm going to take him down!
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Well, to catch a fox,
you must first think like a fox.
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Can you do that, Ian?
Are you in the fox's head?
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Maybe get on all fours.
I can't with my knees.
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What's it thinking?
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Cold meats!
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Listen, there's no barcode on these
tongs. Erm, are they still on offer?
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I'll have a look. You having
a barbecue? I love a barbecue, me.
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Well, you'd love mine. I don't
want to blow my own trombone,
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but I do grill a mean Cumberland.
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Amazing. Cheers. I'd love to come.
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What?
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Oh, no! No. I don't want...
It's more for family and friends...
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I've not been to a barbecue in ages.
I'll bring my Darren and the kids.
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Well, it's actually more for...
f-f-for...
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Sure. Yes, why not? The more the
merrier. I'll give you my address.
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I've already got it.
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So you're walking through Valco
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and you find a customer unconscious
in the frozen aisle. What do you do?
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Ooh! Wait! I know this one!
Were they murdered?
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You definitely have to call
the police if they were murdered.
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No, they're just lying on the floor.
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Murdered? You'd call
that nice Inspector Midsomer.
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I repeat, not a murder.
Hang on a minute, Daniel.
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How do we know it wasn't a murder?
It's not a bad question, mate.
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No, no, no. It is a bad question.
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What if you're the murderer?
You should escape!
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Escape? Doubtful. 90 per cent
of murderers stick around
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at the scene of the crime. Fact.
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Can we just focus, please?
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Thank you. Right.
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Does anybody know what
the first response to an injured -
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not murdered - shopper is?
The first thing that we do
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is administer an adrenaline shot
straight through the chest,
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get the heart started.
Hey, hang on a minute.
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We don't know the heart has stopped.
That could be the worst thing to do!
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I think you'll find
that if they've been murdered,
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their heart would definitely have
stopped otherwise it isn't a murder.
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Hi, Gavin. Hi, Harry. I hear you're
having a barbecue. Can't wait.
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How did you know?! It's...
It's really just a private party.
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I know Sue's going though,
isn't she? Or is she better than me?
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Oh, no! It's... It's just that...
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OK. You're invited too.
Wait a second.
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You're inviting me, a minor,
to a barbecue at your house?
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Pretty creepy, Gavin.
You just asked me to!
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Sticks and stones!
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What the heck's going on?
Hello, Gavin!
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Sorry, I dropped my watch earlier
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and I was getting Harry here
to help me look for it.
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You're wearing your watch.
So I am.
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Oh, thanks, Gavin, mystery solved.
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Hey, do you want me to bring
any chicken for the barbecue?
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Oh, not you as well? I love chicken.
Yeah, I'll bring the chicken.
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Don't worry, I know your address.
Come on, you.
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Why does everyone know where I live?
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So, er, the recovery position.
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If one person per team
wouldn't mind lying on the floor...
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Do you want to practise with me or
just steal someone else's partner?
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Linda, please.
Vanessa was my partner first!
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Mike stole her from me.
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Ha! Just like lying on the floor!
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Does anybody know how to get
a person into the recovery position?
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Thump them in the back?
Correct.
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Incorrect.
It's a known fact that a hard thump
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will solve a medical emergency
in six out of ten cases.
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It absolutely 100 per cent isn't.
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Is.
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You tilt their head back
and check for breathing.
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You breathing, Margaret?
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Yep.
She's breathing. Check.
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Charlie, can you check if I'm
breathing? Yep. I've got this one.
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Oh!
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What did you do that for?!
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Short sharp shock! Daddy says that's
what gets the baby ponies breathing.
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Do I look like a baby pony? No,
but you most certainly are alive.
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Oh, now, I'm sorry, Rose,
but if you're too cold,
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you have to wear your Valco fleece.
Not a personal coat.
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I'm not sure you get to make
the rules, you cheeky sod.
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Anyway, we have
more pressing matters to discuss.
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We have? I know all about
the barbecue this weekend
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and I want to tell you right now,
I am available,
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but this is in no way a date.
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The first sign of any hanky-panky,
I'll bloody your nose. Got it?
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I... Wha...
Now, off you pop, sweetie-pie.
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Take that coat off.
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Ooh.
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Hello, Harry. Planning on
doing any work today?
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Can't, Rose. I've got to help Ian
find the store fox.
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You haven't seen it, have you?
Only fox round here is me.
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Rrr...
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It's like herding cats.
Not even normal cats -
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really easily distracted cats.
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Now, come on, Daniel, you can do it.
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They only need to listen and
show minor comprehension to pass.
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Even that might be beyond the
Valco Princess. She is impossible.
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I think she might be the only person
to ever fail first aid.
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Ah. Now, er, Charlotte, I can't let
you back on my computer right now.
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Oh! Nope.
I'm just here to have my lunch.
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Hey, Gavvy, you never told us you
were having a barbecue on Saturday.
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Don't worry, it's totally
in my diary now. That's great news.
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Er, why are you having lunch here?
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I went to a barbecue at Richard
Branson's house and Adele was there,
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singing - you should totally
have Adele sing at your barbecue.
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Not sure that Adele
would really fancy coming...
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What on earth is your lunch?
Crisps and fish pate. Durr.
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Oh, my God, Daniel, have you told
Gavin how much fun first aid is?
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Kind of.
I love it. It's so exciting.
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I've never passed anything before.
Daddy's going to be so proud.
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Ohhh...
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Oh, that is disgusting.
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Ohhh...
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Gavin?
Can I have your jacket potato?
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Again?
Yeah...
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Fine.
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All yours.
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So if you're being attacked by a
dog, make eye contact, bark twice...
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Woof! Woof!
..and it'll back down.
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Good to know. My neighbour's dog
has taken quite the dislike to me.
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Ahh, here comes my deputy teacher.
Daniel, fancy taking over for a bit?
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Er, yes. Thank you, Brian.
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Right. What do you guys know
about resuscitation?
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They put Jesus in a cave
and he climbed out.
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Resuscitation. Mouth-to-mouth.
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Do you want a go at mouth-to-mouth
or are you getting enough of that?
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I would rather not discuss my
private affa... my private business.
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I thought you was better than this.
Sure, you're a bit of a wuss,...
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Bit rude... but you shouldn't
be seeing someone else's woman,
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a woman who clearly hates ya. I've
always had a soft spot for Vanessa.
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She's the only woman
who's ever... liked me.
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Oh, Nev, loads of women like you.
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Even I snogged you once.
Yes, you did, didn't you?
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I was hammered.
Never going to happen again. Right.
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Right...
I remember my first kiss -
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it was with Shaun, our stable boy.
Daddy got so mad, he had him fired.
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Sounds like Shaun got off
very lightly. No, I broke his nose.
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No! Can we please just concentrate,
for a minute?!
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Thank you! Right, back to the dummy.
Neville?
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Hmm?
Can you get its heart started?
229
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CPR starts with compression to
the chest and breath to the mouth.
230
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Oh, this, er, reminds me
of the last time I saw dad.
231
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Oh, don't worry, Neville.
I'll bring this zombie back to life.
232
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Ohh!
233
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Oh, fantastic, good work, Charlie!
234
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You've just decapitated
a member of the public.
235
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What do you say to the person
whose head you just pulled off?
236
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,526
I'm sorry I pulled off your head.
It won't happen again.
237
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You are beyond hopeless. I didn't
mean to. It was an accident.
238
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Enough! I hereby declare
today's training over.
239
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Brian, Margaret, Neville, Linda,
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congratulations. You've all passed
first-aid training. Well done.
241
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:31,486
What about me, Daniel? It'd be good
to know so I can tell Daddy...
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00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:36,206
No! Charlie, no. You haven't passed.
You have failed. Miserably!
243
00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:41,806
He's defeated me, Harry.
Ah, come on, mate.
244
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:46,326
You can't give up like that. Give
up? I'm doing more than giving up.
245
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I'm handing in my notice.
You can't do that! Don't be daft.
246
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:51,726
I'll just tell Gavin straight.
247
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:54,486
I hope he still lets me
come to the barbecue.
248
00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:57,446
Apparently
Adele's going to be there.
249
00:14:58,246 --> 00:15:00,206
Sue, I need your help. It's Ian.
250
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:04,246
I've been winding him up about
a made-up fox and he's gone mental.
251
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He's going to quit.
How do you expect me to help?
252
00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:10,766
You're the smartest one here.
You'll think of something.
253
00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:13,366
Go and get a bin bag from Houseware.
254
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:28,486
Listen, Charlie, I'm sorry
I failed you at first aid.
255
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But there was a good reason -
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you were terrible.
257
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I've let you down. I just really
wanted to be good at something
258
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:41,806
and I really thought
that being a nurse would be it.
259
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:44,486
You don't get to be a nurse.
260
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But I am going to give you
another try.
261
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:50,686
What, really?
262
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,726
You mean it? Yep.
I'm not going to give up on you.
263
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Even if I have to try and try
and try... and try and try again.
264
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,646
I promise I won't let you down. I'll
be the best nurse you ever trained.
265
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:05,166
Um... Yeah.
266
00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:08,206
Again, not... not a nurse.
267
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:21,126
Just pretend it's Vanessa.
How you going to break up with her?
268
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,286
Oh, you... you're looking fantastic.
269
00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:26,646
You don't compliment her!
You're supposed to lay down the law!
270
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:28,686
Vanessa, here's the thing.
271
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Maybe it's not, er, working out.
272
00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,766
Shut up, Neville, you worm!
273
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:39,126
No. No, I don't think
what we're doing is fair on Mike.
274
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:42,126
Or me.
And... And I'm not standing for it.
275
00:16:42,286 --> 00:16:45,886
Yes. Come on, Nev. Come on.
You have treated me like dirt
276
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my entire adult life
and I am not dirt.
277
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,166
I am Neville, I am a good man
278
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and you are dumped, Vanessa.
279
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,366
Oh, I am, am I?
280
00:16:58,486 --> 00:17:00,846
Vanessa! Ooh!
281
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,206
What a lovely surprise.
282
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,846
Just messing about with a dummy.
283
00:17:06,006 --> 00:17:09,646
Yes, I can see that.
Didn't sound like messing about.
284
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:12,126
Just harmless fun...
285
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:15,286
Oh, for God's sake, Nev, tell her!
Stay out of it, love.
286
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:17,446
Why don't you leave Neville alone?
287
00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:21,606
Neville, tell this blonde bimbo
that the grown-ups are talking.
288
00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:25,566
Now, hang on.
Linda here is not a bimbo.
289
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:29,086
She is a very lovely woman.
290
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:32,326
A woman who I actually once kissed.
291
00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:34,366
Will you get to the point, Nev?
292
00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:40,206
I don't want to see you any more,
Vanessa.
293
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,766
Fine.
294
00:17:41,926 --> 00:17:45,526
In fact, I was coming in
to end it anyway.
295
00:17:45,686 --> 00:17:49,046
Neville, you are
the most pathetic man I've...
296
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,126
Shut up.
297
00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:53,846
You shut up and get out!
298
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:58,966
And stay out!
You... You're horrible!
299
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:11,766
Yes, Nev!
Ooh, I'm hyperventilating.
300
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,246
Has she gone?
Yes! Yes...
301
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:18,126
Now, it was only intended
as a private barbecue.
302
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:19,766
Now...
303
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:22,606
Now, there's been
a lot of crossed wires,
304
00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:26,206
so, unfortunately,
the barbecue is off.
305
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,446
What? Bloody heck, Gav,
I've already bought 68 burgers!
306
00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:32,926
I'm sorry, but it was only supposed
to be for family and friends.
307
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:36,446
I thought we were your friends.
What happened to the Valco family?
308
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:39,486
I thought we had a date.
Er, what? No...
309
00:18:39,646 --> 00:18:42,526
Sorry, there's a difference
between home life and work life.
310
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,006
That's the way it is.
What's going on?
311
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,686
Barbecue's off.
Want to buy some burgers?
312
00:18:47,846 --> 00:18:50,806
Oh, great. I really wanted
to see Adele. ALL: Yeah.
313
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:57,766
Oh, what am I thinking?
Of course you're my family!
314
00:18:57,926 --> 00:19:03,366
Will you do me the honour of joining
me for a barbecue this weekend?
315
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:06,526
Result! That's great news, Gav.
316
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:10,966
Hope your garden's big. My four
Labradors need space to run wild.
317
00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:17,206
Gavin, I've got something
to tell you. Ian, Ian! Ian!
318
00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:19,806
Excuse me.
319
00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:21,806
We got it!
Got what?
320
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:26,606
It was in the fish section. Brained
it with a four-pack of tinned tuna.
321
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,126
He's gone, Ian. He's gone.
Oh, thank you!
322
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:33,366
Thank you so much!
I thought I'd never get him!
323
00:19:33,526 --> 00:19:36,566
Well, you didn't, but...
You thought you had me, didn't you?
324
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:40,886
I'm sorry, but what in the name
of black hell is going on?
325
00:19:41,006 --> 00:19:43,646
Nothing, Gavin. It's just...
326
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,646
It's been a bit of a long day.
327
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,766
Cheers, Gav. See you at the barbie.
328
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,606
Come on!
329
00:19:56,046 --> 00:19:58,806
Come on, Charlie.
Get this right and you've passed!
330
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,806
Oh, my God, the pressure!
My brain is literally exploding.
331
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:04,166
You're so close.
OK...
332
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,366
Your heart is...
333
00:20:08,486 --> 00:20:10,686
there.
334
00:20:10,846 --> 00:20:14,646
That's right, Charlie! You've
passed! Oh, my God! Just tell me,
335
00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:18,366
I can't take the suspense any more.
I just did. You've passed.
336
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:23,046
Well done!
Oh, my God! Oh, God! Thank you!
337
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,126
Oh. Hello, you two.
338
00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:30,326
How did it go?
I passed! I'm a qualified nurse.
339
00:20:30,486 --> 00:20:35,646
No. Not nurse. Well done, you!
I knew you could do it!
340
00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:38,566
Lady in red.
I'll see you at the barbecue.
341
00:20:38,726 --> 00:20:42,326
I'm going to bring my pony, William.
He loves sausages.
342
00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:45,926
Oh, what a great day!
I passed! I knew it!
343
00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:49,846
She didn't pass, did she?
No. That would be insane.
344
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,046
So, if anyone chokes on a burger
at the barbecue,
345
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,846
we're on first-aid duty, right?
346
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:01,206
So, you fancy being my date
for Gavin's barbecue?
347
00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:03,326
Not on your life.
Oh.
348
00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:05,566
Mwa!
Oh...
349
00:21:05,726 --> 00:21:09,326
Come on, slowcoach.
All right! All right!
350
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,246
Sue! The fox! It's here!
351
00:21:18,366 --> 00:21:21,406
Pull the other one, you lying git.
352
00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:26,006
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