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Valco. Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
Fish and ticks.
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Red-hot deals.
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Offers on everything from
booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two-for-ones.
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Boom.
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Fresh produce. Delivered daily.
Am I getting paid for this?
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
Oh, Valco tick.
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That way. Serves you right.
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Valco! Serves you right.
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Valco! Serves you right!
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Hi, Ian. Hey, Gavin, welcome back.
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Are you sure this doesn't
make me look stupid?
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You look great,
my modern, hunk of a man.
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Yes, well, I suppose it's about time
I stopped living in the past.
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I-I don't want to be
accused of being a dinosaur.
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Just remember to be yourself.
You are a bull.
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You are in charge.
You are Gavin Strong.
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You had better go.
I am too turned on by you.
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Yes, well, in that case I think
that's probably for the best.
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Hi, gals.
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Bloody hell, was that Gavin?
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Either him or the world's
shittiest George Michael.
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It's going to be
the best hen do ever.
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Me sister's arranged it -
she's booked a dirty bus.
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What's a dirty bus?
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It's a right laugh.
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We all pile in a minibus
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and they give you a bag
with a bottle of Malibu
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and some ciggies in. Then we go
and pick up a load of strippers.
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Sounds amazing.
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They get their cocks out
and everything. Oh.
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It's brilliant. Lovely.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Hey! Hey. He's back. Yeah!
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Hi, Colin.
Oh, I missed you, man.
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So, er, how was the holiday?
Was it good?
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Oh, it was, thank you,
yes, Colin, yes.
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So, sorry,
where'd you go again? The '80s?
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How about
"Valco Better isn't better,
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"it's the best at being better"?
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You had me at best.
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Boom!
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What's up, guys?
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I see the door's back.
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I thought it was a barrier
between management and troops.
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Gavin!
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You look very, um, different.
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Oh, what, this old gear? No, it's
just my... Just my chill-out gear.
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Oh, is this all...
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Yeah, Julie's been using your desk
while you've been away.
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Don't worry,
we moved all your stuff.
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I-I-I don't mind switching back
if it's easier.
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Oh, no. That's fine. It's fine.
It's...
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Whatevs... Huh...
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..er.
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Right.
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Oh, I love the, er,
Valco Better bags BTW.
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One handle?
Where do you get these brainwaves?
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Yeah, came to me during a facial.
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Why have two handles on a bag
when you can have one?
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Bam! Problem Franced!
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Yes. I suppose some people would say
two handles are more practical.
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Not me, though, no.
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No darn way, cowabunga.
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So, did I miss much
while I was away?
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Spoiler alert.
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Yes. Richard's decided to put us
forward for this.
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Oh, Best Retail Outlet Awards
West Cheshire Region?
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He thinks we're ready
for the BROs?
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Boom!
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Boom!
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Boom!
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What's the application like?
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I don't mind having first crack
at it if, er...
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Yeah, I've got Julie
manning this one, Gav.
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She's got it nailed dot com.
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Hey, well,
that's no biggie dot... net.
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Just gives me a chance to, you know,
just sit back and chill, relax.
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Oh! Do you want a hand with that?
Yeah, please, that'd be great.
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Member of staff
to the front entrance.
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They won't be long.
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You are in a good mood,
Neville, yes?
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Anna, I am in a cracking mood.
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I'm thinking you have got lucky
with a woman.
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No, no, it's, er,
nothing like that, I'm afraid.
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No, that's still been several years.
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But last night,
Sophie called me "Dad".
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Oh, Neville! Oh, that's great.
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Admittedly, it was by mistake.
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She was furious with herself
afterwards but....
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A man should be close
to his daughter, Neville.
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I remember my father when I was
five years old, he said to me,
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"Anna, today we have a day
together.
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"We will kill a bull."
And so we did.
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Hmm. I'm not sure Sophie would be
too keen on, er, killing a bull.
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Every girl must kill
at least one bull,
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and then eat the heart.
It's what makes her a woman.
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Oh...
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Leighton, you've got to tell me,
I'm the stag.
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It's top secret.
Right. Come on. What is it?
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Is it strippers?
I've sworn myself to secrecy.
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You've sworn yourself to secrecy?
Yeah.
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I tried to get myself to tell me
about the stag last night
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but I couldn't. I clammed up.
Even when I hit myself.
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Right, just give me a little clue.
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Let's just say I've hired
a very special performer.
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Yes! I guess we're talking
ping-pong balls?
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Not just ping-pong balls.
Big balls, balloons.
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My friend hired them
for his birthday last month
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and they blindfolded him
and gave him the full show.
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He lost his watch.
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Yes!
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Oh, God. It's going to be mental,
innit? Yeah.
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Legend, Leighton.
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Yes! I knew he would love clowns.
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That's three bags
that have split now.
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Yeah, it's these new
Better bags. They're rubbish.
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Well, where am
I meant to stick all this?
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I know. It takes the piss, doesn't
it? I'd complain if I was you.
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Oh, forget it. I don't have time.
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Hey, what was her problem?
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New bags. Have you seen 'em?
They've only got one handle.
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I know. It's another
brilliant idea from Richard...
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Pow! Keeping busy, Katie?
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Yeah, just... I was talking to them
about something that happened...
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Yeah, bovvered!
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I just wanted to see whether you could
swing by the office this afternoon.
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There's, er,
something I want to ask you.
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Yeah... sure. Aces.
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Guys, my ears are open
but I'm not hearing any magic.
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Do we still have to do them?
Cos they make me feel stupid.
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Do they? OK, well only if
you want to.
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Oh, hang on. This just in...
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You want to.
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There's a madman in
the store! And he's got a knife!
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And look, he's slashing prices.
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Oh, you scared the crap out of me!
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That's right,
all batteries are now 20% off.
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Ah, ah, Leighton.
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Hey! Gavin's back!
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Oh, wow! You look so different.
id you put the wrong clothes on?
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I'm always doing that.
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Oh, no, no, no, these are mine. I
just haven't worn them in a while.
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So, everything, er, going well?
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You all manage OK without me
last week? It was great.
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Isn't it weird? You'd think
everything would go wrong
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with you not being around
but it didn't.
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Oh. Oh, that's great to hear.
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Yeah, everything went really,
really, really well.
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Isn't that weird, Gavin?
Gavin, isn't that weird?
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Yes, that's really, really weird.
See ya.
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Ow.
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That's all he said? Yeah.
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"Swing by this afternoon, there's
something I want to ask you."
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Maybe he wants to marry you.
Oh, that would be nice.
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I don't think he wants to marry me,
Margaret.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
You're a good-looking girl.
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Mind you, you're not getting
any younger. Thanks.
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We should have one of those deals.
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If you're not married by 40,
I'll marry you.
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Don't be stupid.
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Why... Why wouldn't I
be married by the time I'm 40?
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Just saying.
Offer's there if you want it.
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I'm a good listener, Fun, cuddly.
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You could do a lot worse, Katie.
I'm not marrying him.
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Katie, I'd like to marry you
when you're 40 as well.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on, I asked her first.
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Anyway, why would she
want to marry you?
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What have you got that I haven't?
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Tennis racket.
And if we get married, it's yours.
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Damn. I haven't got a tennis racket.
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Have we done? Well, you've not
decided yet. Who's it going to be?
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Me or him?
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Ooh, I just can't choose, guys!
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It's like The Full Monty,
but on a bus.
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Oh, it sounds very exotic.
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Do they do all that stuff
with the baby oil?
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Yeah. Well, sort of.
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Baby oil's too expensive,
so they use chip fat.
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Smells gorgeous, though.
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Oi! Leighton!
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You'd better make sure you get me
bloke home in one piece tonight.
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Don't worry Lisa, no.
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As best man, it's my sworn duty to
stay by Colin's side at all times.
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Or in front of him.
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Just make sure
he don't get too hammered.
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Which strip club are you
taking him to, anyway?
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Strip club? No, we're going to have
the stag night here in the canteen.
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You what?
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A stag in the Valco canteen?
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Bloody hell.
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I know, right! And, if that
wasn't enough, I've booked a clown.
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A clown? You've booked
a clown for Colin's stag night?
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I know, right?
Clowns are pretty funny, right?
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Jesus Christ!
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You're cheeky.
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Oh, sorry, dudes. I didn't realise
I was late for a meeting.
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Meeting? Meetings are for suits.
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Julie and I are just shooting it,
aren't we?
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Oh, is this
the BRO application form?
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I hope you remembered to put down our
record-breaking March 2012 figures.
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Boring!
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Oh, yeah. Oh...
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Totes. Boringsville!
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There's no figures at all in this
baby. Me Julie's done a blinder.
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Oh, Richard.
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Well done, Julie.
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I guess I'll just, er,
sit here and have my sushi.
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That's right.
Gavin Strong eating sushi, 11.30.
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It's not even lunchtime.
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Right, see you later, darling.
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It's like he doesn't even know I'm
around. Richard's just very busy.
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I'm trying, Julie. I mean, look,
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if this doesn't say
hot, young dynamic manager,
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I don't know what does.
Yes, well, er...
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Why have I even bothered?
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Oh, Gavin, you can't sit
around feeling sorry for yourself.
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Be the shark...
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..dot com.
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Oh. Bat out of hell!
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My mouth feels like it's on fire.
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Oh, for goodness' sake...
You didn't eat the wasabi, did you?
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The green stuff? I thought it was
a pea. Oh, I'll get you a water.
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Hurry up, please.
I think I'm going to pass out.
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I can't feel my face.
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I've been thinking, why don't I
redo the BRO application with Gavin?
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It might be an idea to include him.
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Jules, do you know why I put you
in charge of this and not Gavin?
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Because I'm aces?
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Because Gavin is a dinosaur.
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I don't want to sound harsh
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but we're in the sharp end
of retail here.
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It's law of the jungle.
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And in the jungle, the dinosaurs...
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..get eaten by the sharks.
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Sharks like you and me.
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00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:24,447
Right. Er... wouldn't a dinosaur
eat a shark, though?
241
00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:26,207
Well, I'm not David Attenborough,
Julie.
242
00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:29,567
I don't claim to be David Attenborough.
I claim to be Richard France.
243
00:11:29,727 --> 00:11:32,287
Know why? Cos I'm Richard France.
D'you follow? Er, not really.
244
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:34,367
Course you do, you shark, you.
245
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:39,306
You have been shopping?
What did you buy me?
246
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,427
Sexy underwear?
247
00:11:40,587 --> 00:11:43,806
No, it's just a little something
for me and Sophie.
248
00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:45,727
What do you think?
249
00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:46,967
They are beautiful.
250
00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:48,607
I can't wait to show her.
251
00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:50,847
She's for ever moaning about
there being one cup.
252
00:11:51,007 --> 00:11:53,227
Now we can have drinks together.
She will love them.
253
00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:55,467
Oh, brilliant. Free wrapping paper.
254
00:11:57,087 --> 00:11:59,307
Hello, sexy customer.
255
00:11:59,487 --> 00:12:01,706
My boyfriend works here
but I don't care,
256
00:12:01,707 --> 00:12:03,807
I want to make love to you
right now.
257
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,026
Gavin, what is the matter?
258
00:12:06,027 --> 00:12:09,407
Oh, it's nothing, really.
I'm just a bit of a loose end.
259
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,466
Richard's got Julie
doing everything.
260
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,386
Julie is a bitch. Crush her.
261
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:16,286
What on earth's got into you?
I thought you were best friends.
262
00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:19,146
That was a lifetime ago.
Things have happened.
263
00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:21,886
She is now my enemy
and she should be your enemy, too.
264
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:24,266
Well, she's not my enemy,
she's a very good friend.
265
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:27,006
I have seen the way
she is changing. She wants your job.
266
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,247
I think she's doing it already.
267
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:31,707
They're useless! I couldn't even get
to my car before they split.
268
00:12:31,947 --> 00:12:33,667
Everything OK here?
No, it isn't.
269
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,946
It's the Valco Better bags -
they keep splitting.
270
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,886
I've had thicker farts!
271
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,667
I see. I'll grab some of
the old ones out the back.
272
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,667
And what am I meant
to do about these?
273
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,627
Have you got anything there
we can give her?
274
00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:49,247
Erm, there's some yogurts
that got brought back.
275
00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:52,287
Please accept these
with our humble apologies.
276
00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:58,846
I don't know what
Leighton's got planned
277
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,866
but I've got a feeling
it's going to be awesome.
278
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,487
Sounds magic.
279
00:13:03,627 --> 00:13:06,686
Are you still dirty-bussing it?
Yeah. Traditional.
280
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,086
I just thought I'd say that
281
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,686
I understand if you want to have
one last night of freedom.
282
00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:13,866
You what? If you want to shag
someone else, you can.
283
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,146
You'd do that for me?
284
00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:17,706
Yeah. No anal, though.
285
00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:21,226
Wow. Just when I think you can't
get any more romantic,
286
00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:22,526
and you come up with this.
287
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:25,407
Ah, come here.
288
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,467
Yep.
289
00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:30,666
I can come back later if
you're busy. Busy? Shut up!
290
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:34,027
Ha! Come in, mate. Sit yo ass down.
291
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:37,387
Just having a quick Battlefield
with the guys from T-Mobile.
292
00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:42,366
Erm,
so you said you wanted to see me?
293
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,426
Yeah, how's the job hunt going?
294
00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,686
I haven't found a job yet.
I mean, I'm looking but...
295
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,946
I see potential in you.
296
00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:51,326
Hell, you remind me
of a young Richard France.
297
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:53,246
I think you'd make
a cracking deputy manager.
298
00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:57,247
I like it here, it's just not
really what I want to do.
299
00:13:57,387 --> 00:14:01,067
Right, well, if you're not
living your dreams, change them.
300
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:05,707
I used to dream about being
a normal guy, but I'm not normal.
301
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,626
I'm special.
302
00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:10,187
I gotta to live with that every day.
303
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:13,406
Oh! These are Better ones as well.
304
00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:14,987
How about you? Any luck?
305
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,707
W-Well I've managed to find
one old Valco bag.
306
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,767
Maybe everyone could share it.
307
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,026
What are we going to do?
308
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,267
Is the bag share a no go?
309
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:27,786
Leighton, you realise
what this means? Mm-hm.
310
00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:29,247
We're a supermarket with no bags.
311
00:14:32,587 --> 00:14:34,847
Oh, there you are.
We've got an emergency!
312
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,367
Awesome. Shoot.
We're completely out of usable bags.
313
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:39,807
The Better ones are all splitting.
Sorry. Is that bad?
314
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:43,467
It's terrible! We've got
queues of complaining customers.
315
00:14:43,627 --> 00:14:46,207
Right, just stay calm.
Let's flip-reverse this problem.
316
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:49,086
How can we fix this?
I don't know, I don't know...
317
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,647
I-I've never had to deal with
anything like this before,
318
00:14:51,727 --> 00:14:52,606
I mean, normally...
319
00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:53,887
Oh, there you are, thank God!
320
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,606
Gavin! We need you.
Oh, what's the matter?
321
00:14:56,607 --> 00:15:00,027
We're out of usable bags.
The new ones are all splitting.
322
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,467
Good Lord! I mean...
323
00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:04,767
Dude, that's so uncool.
324
00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:06,667
So what should we do?
325
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,247
Well, m-maybe this is what
Valco Better's all about.
326
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:14,847
No bags, everyone just carries their
stuff. Enviro-friendly, hey, Rich?
327
00:15:15,007 --> 00:15:17,386
Gavin, are you out of
your shitting mind?!
328
00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:19,807
This is a crisis! Well, no, I was
just thinking maybe, if...
329
00:15:19,947 --> 00:15:23,327
J-Just forget it. Let us
deal with this, yeah? No bags?
330
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:27,306
Right. Come on, then, let's think.
Come on, France.
331
00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:28,607
Come on, come on, come on...
332
00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:30,047
Wait!
333
00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:32,566
Pedal bins. Yes! Love it!
334
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,046
Sorry, what... What are they?
335
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:36,907
Pedal bin bags.
They're roughly carrier bag size.
336
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,967
We've got plenty in stock.
We just use those.
337
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,847
Tick, tick, tick, boom!
338
00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:44,287
That right there, from your mouth,
genius.
339
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:45,546
Do it.
340
00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:46,507
Hey.
341
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,406
Leighton, I want you to grab
all the pedal bin bags you can,
342
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,687
take them to the tills.
343
00:15:50,747 --> 00:15:53,566
We're going to use those
instead of carrier bags. Great.
344
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,647
I was going to say pedal bins.
345
00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:58,347
Steady.
346
00:15:58,427 --> 00:15:59,787
Sorry. Not putting you off, am I?
347
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,867
No. All fine. Your turn.
348
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:05,307
You know you stick your tongue out
when you're concentrating?
349
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,646
Like a dog. I don't care.
350
00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:09,246
And I can see your knickers.
351
00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:11,306
What?! Yes! 3-2!
352
00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:13,566
Right! Yes! Rematch.
353
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,807
Sophie! MC Poison.
354
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:19,007
What a lovely surprise.
Shouldn't you two be at school?
355
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,286
I left three years ago, Nev.
356
00:16:20,287 --> 00:16:23,627
Yes, of course. Sophie, shouldn't you
be in school? Shut up, Neville!
357
00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,367
What about that film last night?
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice..."
358
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:31,146
Neville! Um, I've come to say
I'm moving back with Mum.
359
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:33,886
Why? W-What did I do wrong?
360
00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:36,906
Look, if it's about me
walking in on you and MC Poison,
361
00:16:36,907 --> 00:16:38,047
I did say I'm sorry...
362
00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:39,306
No, it's not that.
363
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:42,206
It's just Mum's not pissed off at
me going out with Poison any more,
364
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:45,727
so there's no point me living
with you. Right... OK...
365
00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:48,287
If you think that's for the best...
366
00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,047
At least you'll have
your old room again.
367
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,407
Why don't you, er, take this for it?
368
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,847
Oh. Thanks... Dad.
369
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,526
Aw, Sophie. Come on.
370
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,767
Get off me, Neville!
371
00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:09,566
Sorry. Yes, quite right.
372
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:13,367
Look, can I borrow 40 quid?
I think I've only got ten on me.
373
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:14,687
Brilliant.
374
00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:20,747
See you. Bye, Soph.
375
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:24,607
I'm still living at yours.
Oh. Oh, good.
376
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:29,726
Hiya. Just to let you know
they don't say "Valco" on them,
377
00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:32,927
so you might want to make sure people
tell customers that they're Valco bags.
378
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,506
OK. Got it.
379
00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:37,247
Hiya. Just to let you know
they don't say...
380
00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:38,807
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard you.
381
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:40,727
Oi, Leighton! Come here a minute.
382
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,006
I know but I'm in
the middle of an emergency.
383
00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:44,287
Just come here.
384
00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:48,426
No offence, but you can't have
Colin's stag in the canteen.
385
00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:50,526
And the clown's a shit idea.
386
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,766
B-But...
I've booked him now and everything.
387
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,127
I've sorted summat else.
The Pussy Palace.
388
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,047
They're expecting you.
389
00:17:57,127 --> 00:17:58,527
But I'm allergic to cats.
390
00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,567
That's not going to be a problem.
391
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,347
Gavin Leslie Strong...
392
00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:21,566
Julie Cook saves the day!
393
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,446
What you gonna do next,
Wonder Woman, huh?
394
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,186
Oh, don't be silly.
395
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,587
Hey, there's nothing silly
about what you did today.
396
00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:30,026
A problem rode in here.
397
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,747
A big stag of a problem
with big balls on it.
398
00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:36,287
You rode that stag, tamed it,
turned it back into a pony.
399
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:40,126
Yes, you really don't know much
about animals, do you, Richard?
400
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:42,207
Well, I know a shark when I see one.
401
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,587
I was only doing what I thought
Gavin would do.
402
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,647
Gavin? Ha-ha! Don't make me LOL.
403
00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:51,786
Gavin couldn't deal with this chaos -
you had to step in and manage.
404
00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,367
Maybe that makes you
a better manager than him.
405
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:57,707
Nobody's a better manager
than Gavin. Not even Captain Kirk.
406
00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,947
Not how it looks from RF's POV.
407
00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:03,807
Look, you might want to have
a think about today, Jules,
408
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:06,687
about how well you "managed".
409
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:13,247
Oh, Anna, erm, look, I know
we may not see eye to eye,
410
00:19:13,327 --> 00:19:14,907
but could I have a quick word?
411
00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:17,407
What is this?
I thought I could hear a ghost.
412
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,666
Somebody dead to me.
413
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,926
Please. It's about Gavin.
414
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,487
Oh, surprise, surprise!
Julie wants to talk about my Gavin.
415
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,406
I'm worried about him.
416
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:28,927
I think things may be, erm,
going on behind the scenes.
417
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,947
Oh, there are things
going on behind the scenes.
418
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,086
Julie Cook is behind the scenes,
419
00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:35,627
thinking, "Oh, how I must
make love to Gavin.
420
00:19:35,647 --> 00:19:38,526
"How I must have him inside me."
421
00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:39,967
No, no, at Valco!
422
00:19:40,107 --> 00:19:42,347
I think his position might be
in danger.
423
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:45,547
Honestly, I really don't want him...
424
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:47,147
inside me.
425
00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:50,846
You must not worry about Gavin.
I worry about him.
426
00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:52,266
I'm trying to help him.
427
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,347
Then stay away from Gavin!
428
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,546
He is my man.
He will never be your man!
429
00:19:57,547 --> 00:20:00,427
I will kill us all
before this can ever happen!
430
00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:06,206
Er, OK, where's Daz?
431
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:07,646
Wa-hey!
432
00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,867
You don't need to bring
your own drink, Daz.
433
00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:11,927
Nah, it's for Colin.
We've all pissed in it.
434
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,867
Gonna make him drink it.
435
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,966
Why? Stag!
436
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,026
Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
437
00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:20,447
Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
Stag! Stag! Stag!
438
00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:25,847
All right, I've got to take this back
tomorrow, boys. Lads, keep it down.
439
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:30,186
Oh, Neville, are you coming or what?
Are you going out for a drink?
440
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,766
Well, yeah, it's my stag do.
Come, don't be a twat.
441
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:35,486
Yes, why not? MC Poison?
D'you fancy a boys' night out?
442
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:37,406
I'm staying in tonight.
443
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:40,106
Right. I-I'd better find you a key.
I just...
444
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,147
Already got one.
445
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,827
Right.
446
00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:45,867
Ooh, a little drink? A-ha!
447
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,487
Don't mind if I do.
448
00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:50,027
Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
449
00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:53,066
D'you know something, Anna?
450
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:56,187
For the first time,
I've had a day where I wished
451
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:58,827
I wasn't the manager of Valco.
452
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,066
Oh, my poor warrior.
453
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,327
I have noticed that you have been
unhappy
454
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:06,506
and it hurts me to see this,
so I have been thinking.
455
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,586
I'm moving in with you!
456
00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:09,546
What?
457
00:21:09,547 --> 00:21:11,947
I will live with you
and make you happy.
458
00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:13,867
But we haven't discussed this...
459
00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:17,226
I am not taking no for an answer.
We will live together.
460
00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:18,747
You will give me a son.
461
00:21:20,107 --> 00:21:22,527
I can't wait to move my pianos in.
462
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,227
Get your cocks out!
463
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,406
Get your cocks out!
464
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:32,607
Get your cocks out for the girls!
465
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,127
Get your cocks out for the girls.
466
00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:39,007
See you tomorrow, Gavin.
467
00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:43,307
'Scuse me. I'm looking for Leighton.
468
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,607
I think he's already left.
469
00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:47,487
Bastard.
470
00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:52,087
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