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Valco. Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
Fish and ticks.
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Red-hot deals.
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We've got offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two-for-ones.
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Pow! Pow! Boom!
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Fresh produce. Delivered daily.
Am I getting paid for this?
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
Oh, Valco tick. That way.
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Serves you right.
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Valco! Serves you right.
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Valco! Serves you right!
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Good night. Yes, have a great
evening. Good night.
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In your own time, madam.
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Well, that's the lot of them.
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Whoa! Hi, Gavin.
I'm so excited, I ran here.
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I can't believe we're reopening!
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Just think, Monday we'll be
Valco Better! Yes, I mean...
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Think how different it'll be.
Will we have doors?
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Yes, we'll still have doors,
Leighton.
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All that is happening is a stock
replenishment and redress.
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Will it still be in Warrington?
Leighton, why are you in uniform?
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This is what I like to wear outside
work. Unless it's really hot,
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and then I just wear the top half
of the uniform and shorts.
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Is Richard coming?
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Yes, yes, he's decided to personally
train Anna up on the, er -
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d'you know, I think it actually
hurts to say it -
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the "break-out zone".
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Why we can't call it a cafe
is just beyond me.
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There they are! My man
and my best friend in the world.
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Julie,
we should put on a show for Gavin.
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We could French kiss,
take our tops off.
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No! Absolutely not.
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You two are square pegs!
You make me laugh.
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We're closed!
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You what?
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We're closed!
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So we have Refit.
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That's my first R. And the second
group is on the Restock.
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Yes! My second R.
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Then we have Reface - making sure
everything is label first.
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That's my third R.
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You'll all be fine as long
as you remember my Rs.
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Colin, there is
nothing funny about Gavin's Rs.
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Sorry, Gavin. Ooh.
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Do you want me to really get to grips
with your Rs or...?
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Well, not just you, Colin,
I mean, you all do.
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Actually, Gav, can I just do
a "find and replace" there?
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The reopening is big.
A new brand...
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We've got head office
and a celeb coming in.
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It's "Kennedy ass-ass" big.
So, I've had a think, and W-T-F?
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We're not just restocking any more.
We're going to move it all around.
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A rotation?
And that's my R.
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Guns N' Roses.
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Richard, any news on who
the celeb's going to be tomorrow?
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Oh, one word, Jules.
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Lady Gaga.
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Wow! Really?
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Yes. I've tweeted her.
Just waiting for the tweet back.
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It's in the B-A-G.
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Ah, Richard, listen,
these new floor plans are a maze!
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Amazeballs, more like.
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Batteries at the front, there's
fresh fruit and veg on aisle four!
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People won't know where anything is!
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Exactly. And what do they do when
they don't know where something is?
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They go to Tesco's. They explore.
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But the signage, Richard!
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Now, this new layout,
it won't match the aisle signs.
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That's a good point, actually.
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Erm, well, just take all the signs
down. That's good thinking, Gav.
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Looks like they've got us
paired up, then, eh?
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Yep. Ah.
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Are you... wearing aftershave?
What? Yeah, sort of. No big deal.
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Hey, Katie, so like, er, what's your
favourite food? I dunno.
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Yeah, it's shit, food, innit?
I hate food.
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Oh, sorry!
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Oh, it's like dodgems.
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Colin, Colin. What?
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Er, how do you know
if you fancy someone?
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Normally I just get a hard-on.
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What about if every time
you see them,
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you feel like you're going
to be sick?
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Uh-oh, you've got it bad, mate.
Go and talk to her.
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I-I-I-I-I'm not good at speaking
to girls.
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I mean, I know I seem like
this James Bond type
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but it's just all an act.
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Yeah, well, lucky for you,
I'm here. Colin's here.
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I've got hundreds of chat-up lines,
mate.
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I'll have you in her knickers
in no time.
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Oh, no, no,
I don't want to be in her knickers.
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I've got my own pants.
Have you? Yeah. I made them myself.
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Did you? Yeah.
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Are you all right, Linda?
You don't look yourself.
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Oh, don't ask. Bloke trouble.
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I'm done with blokes, Margaret.
They're all dicks.
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Very true.
Two of my Alan's friends are Dicks.
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Margaret!
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Well, one of them's a Dickie rather
than a Dick, but we call him Dick.
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I just thought he was different
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and now I'm never going to find a
bloke and it's just all going be...
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Right, sod the signs.
This is an emergency.
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Margaret, get a bottle of vodka.
We're having a girls' night.
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Vodka? And get some coke as well.
And some Flumps.
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Watch my hair. All right.
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Let's pretend I'm a customer.
How do you greet me?
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Hello, handsome! Coffee time!
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Nice, personal.
It's pure "Better". OK.
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Hello, dear,
I would like a coffee.
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What would you recommend?
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Oh, um, I think you should have
something...
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hot and tasty... like you.
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A mocha.
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Anna, you are so fresh.
I love your attitude.
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You're exactly what
Valco Better needs.
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And you, silly Mr France,
are very good also.
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Last night, I thought
you were great.
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You were, oh, sensational!
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Same time tomorrow, innit?
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No puedo esperar.
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Look at this, Julie.
Fresh produce on shelving.
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This is the store layout
of a madman!
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Hmm, yes.
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I'm going to talk to
Richard about it.
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No, no, no! You can't!
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You don't want to go
interrupting him and Anna.
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Who knows
what you might walk in on?!
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Some management mumbo jumbo
probably.
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I only hope he's not trying to force
too much down her throat.
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Yes, um, about Anna...
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Did you see her last night?
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No, she had to go and see her
sister, so I was home alone.
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Her sister? Yes,
she sees quite a lot of her sister.
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It's quite good, actually,
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getting the time on my own
to catch up on my labelling.
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Why do you ask, anyway?
Er... no reason.
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This isn't a good idea.
Look, I'm going to talk to Richard.
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No, you can't!
Oh! Julie, what are you doing?
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I'm going to be sick.
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Peters and Lee! Shouldn't you go to
the toilet if you're going to be sick?
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Oh. Y-yes, yes.
Good thinking. I will.
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Just promise me that you'll stay
here and not go and see Richard.
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Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah. Promise.
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Be gone!
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< Choo-choo!
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We're closed.
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Let me in.
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Choo-choo!
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Anna, stop messing about!
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Estas loco!
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Mi, loco? No loco.
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Not interrupting anything, am I?
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Oh, come, join us!
I want to show you something. Look.
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Choo-choo!
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You two seem to be having
lots of fun together.
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Oh, Julie, this break-out zone's
going to be fun central.
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Ah. Have a coffee with us.
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No, thank you. I think it might
leave a rather bitter taste.
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No, the coffee is very fresh.
Yeah, it's great coffee.
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Anyway, I'm not sure certain
people should be drinking coffee
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behind Gavin's back.
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Why not?
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Oh, just forget it!
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Right, better be on my lunch.
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I'll get the elevator. Ping!
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There go the old knees.
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Neville, got a visitor for you.
Is this your daughter?
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Yes.
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What's her name? I need proof.
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Her name is Sophie.
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Is your name Sophie?
I forgot to ask you before.
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Yes.
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Good enough for me.
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Sophie, sweetheart,
what on earth are you doing here?
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I've left home.
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Yes, but you can't come here.
This is my work and...
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Oh, will you shut up, Neville?!
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I'm trying to tell you
why I moved out!
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S-sorry, carry on. Well, Mum is
being an absolute bitch... Oh!
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..because she hates
my new boyfriend
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and she says he can't come to stay, so
I said, "Fine, I'll go live with Neville."
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To live with me? Yeah. Fuck her!
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Oh! And Dad.
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Please call him Mike.
You know I'm your dad.
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This isn't about you!
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Oh, can I go round and get some
food, please?
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It's probably best if you just
hide in the cage for now,
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try not to get seen.
Daddy... he really needs this job.
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You can't just give up men. What are
you going to do? Become a lesbian?
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I could be a lesbian.
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Don't you have to be born there
to be a lesbian?
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Born where? Lesbia. Er... yeah.
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Bet there's some well-fit lesbians
round here. I wouldn't get your hopes up.
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The only lesbians I've seen in Warrington
are short-haired, middle-aged boilers.
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Oh. Are you a lesbian, then, Sue?
No, I'm bloody not!
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Sit yourself down, will you,
and have a drink?!
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And what are you
fucking laughing at?
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Right, Leighton, listen.
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Just play it cool,
and she'll be putty in your hands.
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Yeah. Go.
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Hi.
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I wish that you were a door, so that
I could slam you all day long.
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I'm not a door.
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I don't get it either.
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Can I please help you stack
the shelf?
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Yeah. I've got my own system,
though.
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Oh, right.
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I like to pick up two at same time,
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then pick the one
I think's best and...
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And stack it!
Yeah, I've got the same system.
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Er...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yay! You weren't watching.
I'm busy.
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You're meant to be watching.
That was about 20 metres.
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Here go on, watch this.
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Oh, all right, if it'll shut you up.
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Argh!
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Oh, my God, are you all right?
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Argh, my face.
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No. Stop laughing.
I can't help it.
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I think I've broken my...
What bone is your face?
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Your skull.
I think I've broken my skull.
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No, she just showed up here,
Mike.
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Yeah, well, obviously I'm happy
for her to stay
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but they've got to sort it out -
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they can't be at
war over some boyfriend.
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Sorry?
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Ah, there's a knack to that - you
need to press the pilot light twice.
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It should fire up like a dream.
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OK. All right.
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Good news, Sophie. Your mum says
it's fine.
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You can stay at chez Dad's.
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You what? She said it was OK?
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What a bitch! She said it was fine!
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Bitch!
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Hello? Er, hang on...
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I thought we were moving fresh
produce to, er, aisle four?
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Now, don't worry, Richard, but I've got the
staff working on the rest of the rotation,
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but, really, fresh fruit and veg,
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they need to be the first thing
the customers see.
240
00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:59,393
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, back up the truck!
241
00:11:59,513 --> 00:12:02,733
You, er, disobeyed an order.
242
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:06,273
Richard, look,
the plans are just madness.
243
00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:09,313
Don't cross me on this, Gav.
I don't want to pull rank.
244
00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:11,733
I am the manager. Shouldn't
I have a say about what happens?
245
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,793
Stop it, you two! Stop it!
246
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,012
Gavin, I told you
not to do anything.
247
00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:18,752
I'm sorry but I'm glad I did.
What he's doing is just plain wrong.
248
00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,832
Yes, but it takes two.
249
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,232
She has to take
some of the blame for this as well.
250
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,673
She?
251
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:28,353
Hang on a minute...
What are you two arguing about?
252
00:12:28,493 --> 00:12:30,253
We're discussing the rotation.
253
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:34,113
Gavin's taken it upon himself
to disobey an order.
254
00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:36,652
Oh, oh, right! Oh, thank God.
255
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:39,053
W-w-what did you mean,
SHE has to take some of the blame?
256
00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:45,473
The fruit and veg. Yes... The fruit and veg has
to take some of the blame for this mess.
257
00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:48,012
Right, not got time for this.
258
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,433
Gavin... Fresh produce...
259
00:12:50,513 --> 00:12:53,793
Aisle - pow! - four.
260
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,013
Do we understand each other?
261
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,993
Fine.
262
00:12:57,073 --> 00:12:58,413
Boom!
263
00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:15,552
I hate the night shift.
264
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:17,453
Yeah, it's knackering, innit?
265
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:20,332
No, I just don't like the dark.
Never have.
266
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,573
Ha! Oh, that's brilliant -
267
00:13:22,753 --> 00:13:24,672
security guard afraid of the dark.
268
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,572
You don't know what's lurking out
there...
269
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,353
like cats.
270
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,593
I hate cats.
271
00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:33,292
Not as much as mice, though.
Mice are the worst...
272
00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:34,753
And cotton wool...
273
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,512
Urgh, yeah.
274
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:38,553
Oh, there's a mouse!
275
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,972
No, seriously, though.
276
00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:43,853
Go on, you can sleep with any
man in the world - who would it be?
277
00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,553
OK. Tom Hardy. Who's he?
278
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:52,512
Who's Tom Hardy? Are you joking me?
Wait, no, Ryan Gosling.
279
00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:55,052
Oh, can I have both?
At the same time?
280
00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:56,893
Oh, can you imagine?!
281
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,432
What about you, Margaret?
282
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,973
You can cop off with anyone,
who would it be.
283
00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:03,213
Oh, my Alan. Definitely.
284
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,673
You can't choose your Alan.
285
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,893
You've got the pick
of the men of the world.
286
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,813
Just think,
you could kiss someone famous.
287
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,233
Oh, no, thank you,
I've been there before.
288
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,533
You what? What famous people
have you been kissing?
289
00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:16,573
Oh, I've said too much.
Ignore me, it's the vodka.
290
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:19,353
Hey, come on, you said it.
How famous was he?
291
00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:26,433
He was a Beatle. And he's dead.
292
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:29,913
And his name was John. And that's
all the clues you're getting.
293
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:33,273
You went out with John Lennon?
294
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,352
Well, OK, it was him
but I only kissed him,
295
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,593
but then I met my Alan
and that were that.
296
00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:45,272
Right, I'm just going to
come out and say it.
297
00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:46,573
Will you go out with me?
298
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,173
No. What?
299
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,732
Sorry.
I don't want to go out with you.
300
00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:54,252
But you're meant to say yeah.
Is there someone else?
301
00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:55,693
Is it Ray? What? No!
302
00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:57,613
I-I can set you up with him.
303
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,873
I don't fancy Ray.
304
00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:01,633
Right.
305
00:15:01,773 --> 00:15:04,173
But you don't fancy me either?
306
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,093
Sorry, no.
307
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,493
How about now?
308
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:15,072
No.
309
00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:16,832
But we can still be mates.
310
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,532
Really? Best mates?
Not best mates. I never...
311
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:22,093
It'll be ace. We can walk in
together, hang out in the canteen.
312
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:23,853
Fuck it, let's start a band.
313
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:32,493
So, who's this young man
you're courting?
314
00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,752
I know it can be embarrassing
315
00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:38,112
but you can talk to your old dad
about these things.
316
00:15:38,113 --> 00:15:39,233
He's a rapper.
317
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,593
Oh, OK, so he's into all
this hip-hop music, is he?
318
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,153
Shut up, Neville!
You're so embarrassing.
319
00:15:45,313 --> 00:15:48,033
Sorry. And we're not courting,
we're shagging.
320
00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:52,353
Pow! Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
321
00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:54,753
Please, I've come to get these.
322
00:15:54,893 --> 00:15:56,833
Get off. Get off! Get off!
323
00:15:56,993 --> 00:16:00,832
Richard, Richard, I need to have
a word with Anna. In private.
324
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,913
Yeah, sure. Yeow!
325
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:10,412
Julie, what is the matter?
You're late? You're having a baby?!
326
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:11,873
Gavin Strong is a good man.
327
00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:16,193
Julie, what is going on?
328
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,432
I know where you were last night.
329
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,772
Sleeping with someone behind
Gavin's back is bad enough,
330
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,232
but Richard France?!
331
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,592
No, Julie, I...
Gavin deserves better than you.
332
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:30,912
Ow! How dare you?!
Gavin is the sun in my universe!
333
00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:33,933
I would rather set myself on fire
than sleep with another man!
334
00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:35,493
Oh, don't play the innocent with me.
335
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:38,573
And to think Gavin trusted you...
336
00:16:38,753 --> 00:16:41,313
Yes, I was with Richard France
last night.
337
00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:44,013
I was with him because I'm
helping him to learn Spanish.
338
00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:46,573
Oh, really? Yes, really.
339
00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,332
I have been tutoring Richard
340
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,052
so I can earn some money
to buy Gavin a new bike.
341
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,933
So, there's nothing between you
and Richard?
342
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,173
No.
343
00:16:56,353 --> 00:17:00,033
And there is nothing between you
and me.
344
00:17:00,113 --> 00:17:01,733
Oh, Anna, I'm so sorry...
345
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,952
You have betrayed me
because you are jealous.
346
00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:06,273
What?
347
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:10,433
Because you are in love with Gavin.
348
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:13,773
And you are sad and lonely
349
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,313
and you can't bear to see us happy.
Please, go.
350
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,353
What's up, mate?
Did she blow you out?
351
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:31,713
No, she's great.
352
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:35,633
I think she might be the best girl
in the world.
353
00:17:35,673 --> 00:17:38,112
What's your problem? You should
be up to your nuts by now.
354
00:17:38,113 --> 00:17:41,633
No, we're not doing the nuts aisle.
What's the point, you know?
355
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,173
She works nights, I work days.
We'd never see each other.
356
00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:46,593
Right, that is it, get here!
357
00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:47,853
Look at her!
358
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,073
Don't look at... Look at her.
What do you see?
359
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,553
I see a girl...
360
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:53,632
Sorry.
361
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,713
I see a girl that I like.
362
00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:59,553
Stop being a numb-nut. What does it
matter if she works the night shift?
363
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:03,052
You've got to make the most of it
while it is here.
364
00:18:03,053 --> 00:18:04,333
Look at me and Lisa.
365
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:07,453
Lisa's not here.
366
00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,792
Right, when we first started
seeing each other,
367
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:13,932
all I did was worry about
her going off with other blokes.
368
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:16,172
But I thought Lisa did
run off with another bloke.
369
00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:18,413
It was a fucking rugby team,
but that's not the point!
370
00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:29,933
Not the cotton wool!
371
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:32,673
Sorry.
372
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,533
Only joking!
373
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,932
Gavage.
374
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:41,472
There you are, Richard, I followed
your plan to the letter.
375
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:44,813
Yeah, yeah. I dunno, maybe,
maybe too much to the letter.
376
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:48,173
It doesn't really feel...
"between the lines", you know.
377
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,472
Between the what?
378
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,513
Do you know what, we could do
with something that says "fresh".
379
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,233
Yeah, like fresh fruit
and veg maybe.
380
00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:58,092
Good thinking. Love it.
381
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,753
This is exactly what
I've been saying all night.
382
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,513
Yeah, course you have. Whee!
383
00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:07,392
I suppose you want me to swap
all these back again. Awesome.
384
00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:08,333
Yo, cleanage.
385
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,192
I've wasted a whole evening, Julie.
386
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,572
I just want to get this done,
find Anna and go home.
387
00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:16,492
How should I know where Anna is?!
388
00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:19,073
Is everything all right, Julie?
389
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:20,832
Yes. Fine.
390
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,273
Oh, God, is that the time?
391
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:28,493
Shh!
392
00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:31,993
So I suppose this is it, then? Yeah.
393
00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:34,572
Unless you wanted to
be my girlfriend or something.
394
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:35,993
M-m-maybe we could do that.
395
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:39,053
It wouldn't work - a night worker
and a day worker together.
396
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:41,453
I know. It's the most insane
idea in the world.
397
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,712
I had a really great night, though.
398
00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:47,552
Me, too. Maybe we'll...
399
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,153
I'll see you... sometime...?
400
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,593
I hope so.
401
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,353
Bye. Bye.
402
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:05,312
Yes! Did you get some action?
403
00:20:05,313 --> 00:20:07,073
Yeah. She shook my hand.
404
00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:08,413
Wow.
405
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:11,053
Anyway, I have to get off.
I've got to get home
406
00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:14,573
and wake Lisa up
with the old alarm cock. So...
407
00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:16,813
See you later. Clock.
408
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:19,553
So I'll call round in the morning
and we can walk in together.
409
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,312
What? We're bezzies now. It's fine.
410
00:20:21,313 --> 00:20:23,653
We can talk about how to set you up
with Ray on the way in.
411
00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:26,113
No! I don't fancy Ray.
What about me?
412
00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:27,533
No. Come on. Uh-uh.
413
00:20:27,713 --> 00:20:30,272
Yeah? No. Yeah?
414
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,692
You're not going home, Leighton?
415
00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:33,153
Not just yet, Gavin.
416
00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:38,813
I can't wait to show you the flat.
This one has got windows.
417
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,425
There you are,
I have found us a place to stay.
418
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:43,983
Oh, I-I-I didn't know. Is this...?
419
00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:45,582
Neville, this is my boyfriend.
420
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,943
All right, Neville.
Everyone calls me MC Poison.
421
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:54,043
Great. Well, lovely to meet you,
MC Poison.
422
00:20:57,893 --> 00:20:58,993
Ian...
423
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,293
Oh, hey, you...
424
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,643
Bye-bye.
425
00:21:07,693 --> 00:21:12,243
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