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Valco! Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
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Fish and ticks.
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Red hot deals.
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We've got offers on everything,
from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two for ones.
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Boom.
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Fresh produce. Delivered daily.
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Am I getting paid for this?
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
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Oh, Valco tick. That way.
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Serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Welcome to Valco. May I help you
with your shopping experience today?
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Welcome to Valco. May I help you
with your shopping experience today?
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No, thanks, love.
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We've got some, er,
lovely papayas that have come in.
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Papayas?
I don't think I like papaya.
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Oh, er, er, congratulations,
customer name.
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That's an excellent decision.
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Have you seen Richard France?
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Have. You. Seen. Richard France?!
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Sorry, Gavin, is this going
to be happening all day?
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Cos it's sending the tills mental.
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They're not the only ones, Katie.
It's virtually strobing!
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I feel like Jean Michel Jarre!
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Which is what I'm going to tell
Richard France, when I find him.
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Oh!
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I am your secret admirer.
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Come with me now to Paris
to make love and eat food.
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Stop, stop it,
you total crazy woman!
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Look at your face!
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I promise to make it my job as your
best friend to get you laughing
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every day, just to see that
beautiful face light up.
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Stop it. OK!
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It's a crime!
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Sorry?
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Why is there not a man in your life?
Why?
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"It's complicated!"
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Well, I'm going to fix you up today.
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This place is full of single men.
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Oh, I really don't think any of them
are my type....
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In my country, we say, "O comes la
sopa, o saltas por la ventana."
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Oh, that's lovely.
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It means, "Either eat the soup
or jump out of the window!"
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So, how about today?
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Lunch? A double date.
You and a man, with me and Gavin.
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I don't think so...
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You must trust me, darling!
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Trust me with your beautiful face.
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Ohhhh!
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Double date.
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Lisa, have you seen your Colin anywhere?
I need him to put these returns back.
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No, he's not been home neither.
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But look.
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I scanned him in anyway.
But don't tell anyone, right.
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Oh, my God! You'll get in proper
shit for that, Lisa.
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Nah. But keep it quiet.
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Keep what quiet?
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Lisa scanned Colin in.
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Thanks a lot, dickheads.
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Where is he?
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Dunno, not seen him in 36 hours.
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Are you not worried?
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Nah, not really.
Standard weekend for Colin.
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And he's with his mate Two Dicks,
so how much harm can he come to?
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So Dave, I was just wondering
if you could stop doing that.
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Oh. Right. Yeah, course.
Course I can.
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Doing what? That.
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That singing.
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Singing? That's not singing, Ray.
Singing has words in it,
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whereas what I'm doing
is called beatboxing, yeah?
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The ancient art of using your body
as a box of...
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beats.
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Oh. It's a bit spitty, innit?
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Yeah, sorry.
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Oh. Honestly, it's like a
war zone out there.
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I don't know how soldiers do it
Julie, I really don't.
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This just arrived for you, Gavin.
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Oh.
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What do you think?
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If Richard France thinks I'm going to
wear this, this hooded top in public,
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then I'm afraid he doesn't know
Gavin Strong very well at all!
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Don't you like it?
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Of course I don't, just look at it!
I'm not some sort of criminal.
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What idiot comes up with
an idea like this?
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Knock, knock! Whoa, hang on. Status
update! I appear to be knocking.
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What happened to our open door
policy, G-Force?
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Oh, I thought it was metaphorical.
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Yeah, but this isn't
a metaphorical door, is it?
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This is a real door, so let's just
keep this baby open, shall we?
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In fact, screw that,
let's take the door right off.
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Borrow your pen.
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He can't, he's serious, isn't he?
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Oh, shit.
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Erm, actually, just get
the builders on it, will you?
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Hey! You got the hoody!
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Yeah, yeah, thank you, but I...
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Oh, don't thank me, thank Julie.
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This was you?
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Well, yes, but no...
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Whoa-whoa-whoa.
Don't be modest now!
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I didn't think it was going
to be a hoody!
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I just wanted customers to know
more about you, that's all.
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Right, put it on, then.
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Come on. Don't be shy.
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Brilliant! Brilliant.
Put the hood up.
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No. Oh, come on! Do it.
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Right now, do, er, you know,
rap fingers.
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Oh, I really don't think
that Gavin knows what...
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I do, actually.
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It's brilliant. I'll tag you.
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Oh, now, Richard, listen, listen.
While I've got you...
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Oh, shit. News bomb.
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I just came here for a conflab
with Jools so... May I?
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Oh. She's all yours. Evidently.
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Hi. Oh, hello?
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Oh, this. Yes, right,
yes, er, yes...
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Hello. Do you need any help?
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Hi.
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Yes, right, yes. Very good. Hello.
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Hi.
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Ah, Leighton, just the man.
Will you just help me with...
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No, no, no. I can't.
I'm allergic to puppies
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and definitely know you're
not a friend of my Mum's.
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No, Leighton, it's me, it's Gavin.
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Wow, Gavin! Are you undercover?
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No, I wish I was, frankly.
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Now can you just take some of these
up to the front for me?
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I can't, I've got to stack these.
Well, where's Colin?
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Colin is in the loading bay shifting
pallets for the next delivery.
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Oh, oh, good. Well, he's been
backing up for a while.
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Actually, can you just stack all
that later and er, here you go.
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Just thank Colin for me
when you see him.
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Colin is in the loading bay shifting
pallets for the next delivery.
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Right.
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Pretty, pretty smooth.
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Dickhead.
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That's it. I didn't think you
were into this kind of thing.
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Right, let's try it together.
Let's get the bass going first.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Actually, don't.
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Yes, love, what can I get you?
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Just a piece of salmon.
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'This is a staff announcement.'
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Could Colin return
to aisle four, please
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and continue assisting the customer
he so kindly helped out earlier.
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Thank you.
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Cheers, mate, I owe you.
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So, er, how long is it now?
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Five weeks on Thursday.
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Ooooh, five whole weeks.
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Have you done a poo
round his house yet?
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I've not even been round his house.
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Five weeks and you still haven't
been round to his house?
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Don't even know where he lives.
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You need to do a poo
at his house, mate,
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or how will you know
if he's serious about you?
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Isn't that a Cher song?
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Oh, yeah, I think it is!
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It is, isn't it?
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Yes, madam, what can I do for you?
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Can I ask
if I can help you with your...
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Oh. Welcome to Valco.
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Can I ask if I can help you
with your shopping experience today?
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Piss off.
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Oi, you. Out.
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You what? You heard, do one.
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No one talks to her like that
and gets away with it, shit bag.
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Ian? Is everything all right?
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Yeah, just had to send another one
packing for giving lip to Margaret.
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Margaret?
Well, why isn't she at the deli?
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Welcome to Valco. Can I ask if I can help
you with your shopping experience today?
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No, you can't.
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Oh, Gavin, it's you! I didn't
recognise you in your jog suit.
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Just head back to your station
please, Margaret.
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But Richard France wants me
"wancing" everybody as they come in
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and they'll never hear me
from over there.
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He never ran it past me.
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Listen, let me have a word with him
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and I'll get right back to you,
Margaret.
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Well done.
That's an excellent decision.
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What was that?
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He wants us to touch 'em when
they come in, doesn't he?
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Well, don't.
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You know, and that is an
actual order, Margaret.
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Right you are, Gavin.
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Welcome to Valco, can I help... No.
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Oi!
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Neville, so I have this friend
who's looking for a date...
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Count me in.
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It's a woman.
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Ooh, Brucey Bonus.
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Can I tell you a
little bit about her?
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Yeah, if you like, to be honest I
already like the sound of her so...
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Fabulous. Lunch time today?
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Today?
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Yes, she works here.
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Right, you better give me
a minute to freshen up.
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D'you know, I can work wonders with
a sink wash and a paper towelette.
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Out of interest,
who will I be meeting?
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Julie.
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Julie! Wow, OK.
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Right, well, this is going to take
more than a paper towelette.
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I'm sorry.
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Take that.
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I'll, um... I'll meet you back here.
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Adios!
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Yes!
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Ah, ladies, shall I get someone to
move these returns for you?
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Where's Colin?
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He's just gone... out.
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Out?
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Helping a customer carry
her shopping to her car.
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Oh, excellent. Oh, great stuff.
He's really raising his game today.
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Gavin, my darling, you look like
a criminal and I like it.
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Make sure you wear this for me
at home, OK?
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Just this, nothing else.
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Now, come on. Lunch.
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Well, actually, there's
rather a lot going on.
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Gavin, don't make me tickle you
on the bum-bum again.
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Anna, please! Oh, it will be fun!
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Love is in the air,
and I am playing cupid.
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Yes, well.
I really don't think I should....
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Gavin! You will come!
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Oh, just very quickly, then.
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Do you think that's what she says
when they're having a shag?
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"Gavin, you will come!"
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"Just very quickly, then."
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..and I didn't even know you could
shave those. Did you?
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All right, Julie?
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Oh, fine. Yes, yes fine.
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Anna wants me
to go on some awful blind date,
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and I don't want to do it.
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Ha! A blind date, here?
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You'd have to be blind to go out
with one of them lot.
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Yeah. Apart from my Colin.
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Oh, yeah, obviously.
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Yeah. So why don't you just
tell Anna to piss off, then?
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I can't. She bamboozles me.
It's easier to hide.
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Or you could go?
I mean, you might have a laugh.
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Yeah. Just don't end up shagging
him on the pool table,
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cos that blue chalk gets everywhere.
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I mean, you can't sit there all day.
What have you got to lose?
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Dignity?
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Cos sitting down here's
dead dignified!
248
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Oh, fine.
249
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,879
I'll do it.
250
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Have fun!
251
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,940
Oh, it's very pretty, look at that.
252
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,260
No! No.
253
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:35,599
Here she is, here she is.
254
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,519
Julie. That's the surprise?
255
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,360
He'll be here any minute.
256
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,160
God, who is it? Wait and see!
257
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,560
Just as long as it's not Neville.
258
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,960
Oh, Christ.
259
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't dance.
Yeah? Just beats.
260
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,260
Oh!
261
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:04,739
So there I was, in the restaurant,
thinking I'm about to get lucky,
262
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:08,000
then who should I see out the back,
climbing into the wheelie bin?
263
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,179
No! She wasn't?
264
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,559
Apparently there were
no windows in the ladies',
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00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,839
she'd been left with no choice.
266
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,800
Oh, Neville, that is so funny!
267
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:20,720
Isn't it, Julie?
Isn't Neville's story funny?
268
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,439
Look, Anna, I'm sorry,
but this just isn't going to work.
269
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,380
Ah. That's awkward.
270
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,680
This is really most uncomfortable.
271
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,920
I should be getting back... Sit down.
272
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,559
So, Julie, I was er,
just admiring your figure.
273
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,719
How is it you manage to eat such
a heavy carbohydrate-based diet,
274
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,179
and yet stay so slender?
275
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,279
Oh, please.
276
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,000
It's just I get terribly
bloaty from starchy foods.
277
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,620
This really is most uncomfortable.
278
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,880
Julie?
279
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,080
What sort of music do you
listen to, Neville?
280
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,659
Ah, right. There's a funny
story about that, actually.
281
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,600
Of course there is.
282
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,640
Next door's music was getting pretty
overwhelming, and they didn't seem
283
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,760
very keen on adjusting the volume,
so I put on my Matt Cardle album.
284
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,560
Now, the next day, I get back to the
flat, the place has been robbed.
285
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,999
No!
286
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,160
Oh, yes. And guess what they're
playing at full volume next door?
287
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,720
That's right. Matt Cardle.
288
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,080
What a great story, isn't it, Julie?
289
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,300
Oh, look, Anna, I'm sorry, I've
tried and this just isn't working.
290
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,679
I mean, honestly, me and Neville?
291
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,879
I mean, I'm clearly out of
his league. Sorry, Neville.
292
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,620
No, no, not at all. I get it.
Cupid's arrow misses again!
293
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,939
What are you wanting, fussy woman?
294
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,780
It can't all be thunder bolts and
sexual chemistry like me and Gavin.
295
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,499
Oh. Fool's Gold! Not again.
296
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,619
Oh, do you need me Gavin?
297
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,320
Oh, yes I do... No, no!
You don't, do you?
298
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,960
Sit. Stay, eat, enjoy each other.
299
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,940
Oh! Excuse my English. I mean enjoy
the food, not each other.
300
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,500
Maybe save that for later no? Gavin!
301
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,640
And then there were two!
302
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,459
Hands where I can see them, Neville.
Right, yes.
303
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,219
So what are you going
to do about this?
304
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,739
It's all right. Nothing to worry
about here, nothing to worry about.
305
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,500
Margaret, listen to this.
I taught him this.
306
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,620
Go on, Ray, show her.
307
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,959
Ooh, is it a show? Ooh, lovely.
Oh, I love a show.
308
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,940
I'll get you a chair.
309
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:45,680
Introducing Valco's very own
human beatbox, Ray!
310
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,760
Oh, dear, that is so funny!
311
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,860
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
312
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,739
And so, since my first wife there've
not really been that many partners.
313
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:08,560
I suppose you could say
what I lack in experience,
314
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,800
I make up for in sexual health.
315
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,619
Look, Neville, I'm sorry,
but this isn't going to work.
316
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,539
You're just not my type.
317
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,880
Right you are. Well, may I ask,
just out of curiosity,
318
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,099
what sort of man is your type?
319
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:29,040
Well, someone with a keen interest
in sports, say, er, cycling.
320
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,339
A strong, probably blonde man to
just sweep you off your feet and say
321
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:39,440
"Julie, we've hidden our love for
far too long, our time is now!"
322
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,459
Right.
323
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,160
See? Nothing. It's totally dead.
324
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,941
I should probably go on my break,
shouldn't I?
325
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,519
Let's just try switching
it off again shall we?
326
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,119
It is off.
327
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,260
How exciting is this!
328
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,340
It's not exciting Richard,
it's a disaster.
329
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,580
We've got fourteen minutes
to get this all fixed
330
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,339
before the freezers hit critical.
331
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,200
Our entire frozen goods
range will be spoiled!
332
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,320
All right, Flash Gordon.
333
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,879
Calm down, yeah. I'll just, erm,
I'll call Julie.
334
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,780
She'll be able to sort it,
won't she?
335
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,520
Wahey! No need.
336
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,880
Boom!
337
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,140
I think it was probably Colin.
338
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,380
He said he'd have a look at it,
cos he used to be an electrician.
339
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,520
Oh, blimey. You know,
Colin's on fire today.
340
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,159
I must go and thank him personally.
341
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,540
No, don't do that, he'd hate it.
Modesty's his middle name.
342
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,100
Is it? No, it's Stuart.
343
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,120
No, I...
344
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,459
She's funny, and vivacious,
and she can do the splits...
345
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,020
I'm sure she can
but as I keep saying, I'm gay.
346
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,139
Are you sure? Yes.
347
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,740
How sure? Really sure.
348
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,339
Oh, you'll grow out of it.
349
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,219
All men go through a little
bit of a gay stage in my country.
350
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,340
I'm married.
351
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,000
I remember when my father
said he was gay.
352
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,580
My mother, she laughed and then she
laughed until she cried
353
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,659
and then we all sat down
and had dinner.
354
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,900
And he never mention it again.
It was so funny.
355
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,180
Guess you had to be there.
356
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:06,659
So a date with Julie,
what do you say?
357
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:07,600
No!
358
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,199
OK, Mr Grumpy Pants.
359
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,880
Well, you call me when you've grown
out of this, this gay thing, OK?
360
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,280
Um, Anna.
361
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:22,019
I just wanted to let you know that
I'm actually single at the moment.
362
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,779
OK.
363
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,120
So... I could have lunch with Julie.
364
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,779
No.
365
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:32,740
Dinner?
366
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,500
No.
367
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,780
I can beatbox.
368
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,880
No!
369
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,000
I'm sorry about the hoody thing.
370
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,720
I should have realised that
you're already as good
371
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,660
as any man could ever possibly be.
372
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,159
Oh, it's all right, Julie.
373
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,780
I'm sorry, too.
374
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,520
It's that so much has changed.
375
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,760
And I must admit that
I do take a lot of comfort
376
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,860
from the familiarity
of a Debenhams two-piece.
377
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:07,459
Look at this, the two pieces of my
heart together. I love it!
378
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:08,579
Anna...
379
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,160
Ok, so you don't like Neville,
380
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,720
but I think I've found you
someone else for next time.
381
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,340
There won't be a next time, Anna.
382
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,360
But why?
383
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,179
Because I don't want anyone
interfering in my life, OK?
384
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,720
I'm very happy as I am.
So just back off, will you?
385
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,800
Please.
386
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,140
Julie, wait. No, I'd just leave her,
if I were you.
387
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,500
I see it now!
388
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,600
What?
389
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:35,280
Of course. It's been staring me
in the face all along.
390
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,879
How could I be so blind?
391
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,100
Her heart belongs to someone else.
392
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,000
No, I think it was more
to do with Neville.
393
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,120
And to be honest Anna,
394
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,839
I'm not sure that Julie really
goes for the bad boy type.
395
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,140
So who could it be?
396
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,300
Who has the key to her heart, Gavin?
397
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,440
Well, I'd, erm,
I'll leave that one to you, Anna.
398
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,839
So are you staying
overnight in this hotel, then?
399
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,739
Well, not the whole night because
there's a wedding fair on tomorrow
400
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,660
so he could only get us a
couple of hours in it.
401
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,080
So it's an early dinner,
402
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,980
a couple of hours in a hotel
and then he's off home?
403
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,079
Yeah.
404
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,700
Back home to his wife and kids.
405
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,799
You what?
406
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,700
Oh, come on, Linda. It's obvious.
407
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,279
What is? Your fella.
408
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,059
What about him? He's married!
409
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,620
No, he isn't. He only wears
the ring on that finger
410
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,260
because it doesn't
fit his other hand.
411
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,379
Bastard! I'll kill him!
412
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,140
Wait till he's bought
you dinner though, eh?
413
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,740
Too bloody right I will. Yeah.
414
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,000
Calm down.
415
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,400
Bastard. I know, love, I know.
416
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,420
Night, Gavin.
417
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,300
Yes, night, night, Nev.
Oh, Neville, sorry, before you go.
418
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,060
Um, about lunch. Anna can get
a bit carried away sometimes.
419
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:51,779
I hope it wasn't all too
uncomfortable for you.
420
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,679
Oh, no, no. I thought
it went rather well.
421
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,120
Did you?
422
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,980
Not a bit, you know, erm...
humiliating?
423
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,860
No, not at all
and I know humiliating.
424
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,360
No, roll on a second date, say I.
425
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,600
Brilliant.
426
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,480
Hello. Oh, hello.
427
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,319
Hi. Hello.
428
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,259
Hi. Hello!
429
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,500
Oh, hello, hi. Sorry, Leighton.
430
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:23,100
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